Georg Complains: FOMO

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @zoranbasic4959
    @zoranbasic4959 Год назад +152

    "If we lived in the flattest society and we all lived in ditches we would be envious of each others ditches" great quote

    • @thatguythatdoesstuff5899
      @thatguythatdoesstuff5899 Год назад +7

      I mean, have you SEEN Franks ditch?

    • @trippymchippy8586
      @trippymchippy8586 Год назад +7

      My ditch would be the envy of all. I live in Birmingham. The ditchiest ditches in the world. Like the Carlsberg of ditch living.

    • @superspecky4eyes
      @superspecky4eyes Год назад

      @@thatguythatdoesstuff5899 Frank, he thinks he's all that. Im sick of him.... it is a fine ditvh though to be fair.

    • @-Plot-
      @-Plot- Год назад

      @@trippymchippy8586fair point

  • @penguinplays3844
    @penguinplays3844 Год назад +22

    I'm currently, or at least the doctors general assessment of me is that I'm dying of cancer, maybe a year left if I'm lucky so I unfortunately seem to be experiencing this quite a lot at the moment. Missing out on my kids turning into adults as they're at that stage, missing out on how the world pans out, my background in international politics and how certain world defining events are currently developing. I think a lot is related to time. How much we have or perceive to have left to achieve it not miss out on things. A misspent youth does probably mean I have watched every episode of Colombo though, so that can be a life achievement I guess. At least your videos keep me cheery on some of these long dark nights though. Thanks a lot Georg.

    • @ResistanceQuest
      @ResistanceQuest Год назад

      I'm very sorry you're being put through that. Hang in there and make the most of every moment you can.
      More specifically, look into reducing your intake of the amino acid methionine from your diet. Depending on the type, this may help. Don't harbor false hope, but the science backs it up. I am not a medical professional. Google "methionine restricted diet" or "methionine and cancer" and talk to your doctor.
      I lost my father to cancer, and my grandfather, grandmother, cousin, aunt, and nearly my sister. I wish you the very best and as much peace and joy as you can manage. Be well and hang in there

    • @GeorgRockallSchmidt
      @GeorgRockallSchmidt  Год назад +17

      Sounds like a good time to increase your credit line. In all seriousness, good luck to you, dear friend.

  • @andrewsmithphoto
    @andrewsmithphoto Год назад +72

    I used to fear missing out on lots of things. Then I started doing things I liked on my own, for my own vindication or entertainment. Most people think I am wasting time or potential... but I think the same of them.

    • @budokisuit
      @budokisuit Год назад +2

      Well said my man.

    • @weston407
      @weston407 Год назад +4

      I used to have this thing where I didn't want to go to concerts by myself - no particular reason, I just thought that wasn't really something anyone did....and then some of the musicians I had skipped out on started dying and now anytime someone I love comes through town, I snag a ticket

    • @andrewsmithphoto
      @andrewsmithphoto Год назад

      @@weston407 You gotta take the opportunity whenever it arises, because opportunities are pretty rare these days.

    • @oikkuoek
      @oikkuoek 7 месяцев назад

      Waste a million, and you'll have a pile of worthless sh!t. Waste some time and potential, and you will feel good. Maybe even having a laugh. That is some priceless sh!t.

    • @OffendingTheOffendable
      @OffendingTheOffendable 3 месяца назад +1

      How lame

  • @mr.winters1733
    @mr.winters1733 Год назад +63

    I now fear I've missed out on a fair amount of fishing-induced aneurysms. Thanks, guy.

  • @suimeingwong2043
    @suimeingwong2043 Год назад +116

    I hope Georg is alright, I think he's having an aneurism.

    • @mantovannni
      @mantovannni Год назад +11

      It's definitely him having the aneurism. No, sorry it's me.

    • @egonne2316
      @egonne2316 Год назад +5

      right now?

    • @burtbacarach5034
      @burtbacarach5034 Год назад +3

      Maybe he's been listening to Nirvana.....

    • @ASSLEVANIA
      @ASSLEVANIA Год назад +2

      Ever since Damien got the sex-change Georg has been very confused.

    • @sprobablycancr4457
      @sprobablycancr4457 Год назад

      No, you are. Talk about projection. Jesus.

  • @pat_fez
    @pat_fez Год назад +31

    This video has motivated me to finally getting round to watching Columbo. Thank you.

    • @igotes
      @igotes Год назад +9

      Make sure to post about it on social media to make all your friends jealous.

    • @xtiphuny89
      @xtiphuny89 Год назад +5

      You won't regret it

    • @Brandon-a-writer
      @Brandon-a-writer Год назад

      and one more thing, columbo is awesome@@xtiphuny89

    • @weston407
      @weston407 Год назад

      @@igotes i've never seen a single episode of it - is it really that good?

    • @danielflanard8274
      @danielflanard8274 Год назад

      ​@@weston407
      Only one way to find out

  • @CatFish107
    @CatFish107 Год назад +33

    Thanks brother. Gut busting laughs and a heavy dose of existential dread. Nobody else delivers like Georg.

    • @CatFish107
      @CatFish107 Год назад +2

      There are too many bears at the water for fishing this season. Salmon are running up the rivers, and the big fuzzies are getting fat for winter. Think I will stay well away and not disturb them.

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager Год назад +21

    I wanted to finish this video, but I felt an overwhelming urge to go FISHING!

    • @hazardeur
      @hazardeur Год назад

      that's interesting. i proceeded to join the army

    • @profdc9501
      @profdc9501 Год назад

      You could do worse than dangle a pole in the water for a few hours.

  • @xtiphuny89
    @xtiphuny89 Год назад +44

    Didn't Plato warn us of the effects of losing ourselves to fantasy? My memory is fuzzy but I recall reading about this in class years ago, that he was afraid of theater becoming a form of escapism for people to the point where they become spiritually defunct trying to chase after a dream. Idk. Tv and internet has turned that dial up by over 9,000 😅
    Also, Columbo is the best. Everyone should watch him. He's the detective we all need in our lives.

    • @curiositycloset2359
      @curiositycloset2359 Год назад +13

      Well, he wrote that in a play. So, somewhat ironically.

    • @xtiphuny89
      @xtiphuny89 Год назад +3

      @@curiositycloset2359 lol oh I don't remember that detail.

    • @xtiphuny89
      @xtiphuny89 Год назад

      @@curiositycloset2359 perhaps he thought the people he needed to reach with that message wouldn't listen any other way 😆

    • @profdc9501
      @profdc9501 Год назад +3

      Just one more thing: Columbo itself is a 90 minute or so morality play about the folly of duplicity, but it is itself a fantasy about the efficacy of justice.

    • @curiositycloset2359
      @curiositycloset2359 Год назад

      @@profdc9501 and also completely ironic.

  • @indieIist
    @indieIist Год назад +39

    "The Navy? This is just mopping!" I felt that in my veteran soul. Cheers! ⚓

  • @BoringDystopia
    @BoringDystopia Год назад +29

    Envy is the bond between the hopeful and the damned.

    • @M2Mil7er
      @M2Mil7er Год назад +1

      - Pink Floyd, Green is the Colour.

    • @BoringDystopia
      @BoringDystopia Год назад

      @@M2Mil7er Bright is the light, and all that :)

  • @noWheyDude
    @noWheyDude Год назад +8

    "Here's me pouting at the camera like I'm going to give that Carl Zeiss lens the blowjob of its lifetime." I actually laughed out loud

  • @kimmatzen6504
    @kimmatzen6504 Год назад +11

    I come for the Scrapheap Challenge references.
    Actually, I liked Scrapheap a bit more. Those first few series captured some real magic.

  • @UsernameyMcUsernameFace
    @UsernameyMcUsernameFace Год назад +19

    Reminds me of a quote attributed to Hemingway: "There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self."

  • @Todd-_-Umptious
    @Todd-_-Umptious Год назад +45

    Does anyone else find it grating when someone says FOMO out loud? Or is that just me? Well let me tell you, it's something else, you do not want to miss out on how grating it is.

    • @leftpastsaturn67
      @leftpastsaturn67 Год назад +6

      Relatable.
      See also: LOL's

    • @JohnSmith-mc2zz
      @JohnSmith-mc2zz Год назад +1

      It's grating when I read it

    • @profdc9501
      @profdc9501 Год назад +1

      It does inform one about the speaker though, depending on whether its used unironically or not.

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck Год назад

      It actually makes me kind of aroused to hear it out loud. I think I might be a fomosexual.

    • @Todd-_-Umptious
      @Todd-_-Umptious Год назад

      @@profdc9501 scholars will spend decades figuring out wether George uses it unironically or not . Nations will be divided over this debate. Wars raged for decades. Two whole new religions will form. The fomites and the ironites. This is humanity's future. What I share, is but a glimpse.

  • @DonPandemoniac
    @DonPandemoniac Год назад +27

    I am at a stage of wondering how much different my life would be if I had been wiser and more cognitive in my younger years. In hindsight and after they hurt you, mistakes and misconceptions are so obvious, making me want to scream back in time to warn myself. If only, if only. If only wisdom and understanding were granted to us right away.

    • @legend36555
      @legend36555 Год назад +7

      Hence, youth is wasted on the young.

    • @DonPandemoniac
      @DonPandemoniac Год назад +1

      @@legend36555 Absolutely

    • @zydian_
      @zydian_ Год назад +1

      self reflection plays a big role but then again parenthood does to and the enviroment you grow up in and the dna you inherit etc etc

    • @user-zp4ge3yp2o
      @user-zp4ge3yp2o Год назад +1

      You gain wisdom and understanding from the experiences of when you were young

    • @GeorgRockallSchmidt
      @GeorgRockallSchmidt  Год назад +8

      Sounds like you’ve got some wisdom NOW though.

  • @pepepoopsonthefarright7531
    @pepepoopsonthefarright7531 Год назад +11

    remember everyone, the hiptang isn't always greener on the other side
    avoid green hiptang altogether, it means it's gone bad probably

  • @Dave_Parrott
    @Dave_Parrott Год назад +12

    I wish I was born in a world where marketing was never invented.

    • @sprobablycancr4457
      @sprobablycancr4457 Год назад +3

      Well, if you apply now, you'll receive a free can of alphabet soup,
      complete with 11% tomato flavored juice.

    • @Dave_Parrott
      @Dave_Parrott Год назад

      @@sprobablycancr4457 I'm in!

  • @D-B-Cooper
    @D-B-Cooper Год назад +8

    “The living shall envy the dead”

  • @JakeANowhereMan
    @JakeANowhereMan Год назад +2

    Seriously my favorite channel. Thanks for the consistent uploads. Also thanks for not making crap content. Finally thanks for not trying to sell me a VPN.

  • @Chris.Davies
    @Chris.Davies Год назад +3

    I'm 58. FOMO does not affect my life.
    Mostly because I do not suffer from Affluenza, which is defined as, "The uncontrollable desire to spend money you do not have, on things you do not need, to impress people you do not like."

  • @gabrielf2432
    @gabrielf2432 Год назад +4

    I got a box set of Columbo last Christmas. Greatest gift in my life, I'm on my fourth rewatch.

  • @iplayeddsharpminor
    @iplayeddsharpminor Год назад +6

    Statistically someone may well have an aneurism right now. Shoutout to their family.

    • @sprobablycancr4457
      @sprobablycancr4457 Год назад

      Thanksqgsir;frgbdafjli;lzfglnDNG?DGN a ;hetaaHET
      HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

  • @ThisGuyAd.
    @ThisGuyAd. Год назад +6

    As someone who has been neglecting the Colombo box set I got 2 months ago, This video is rather spooky 😂

  • @dab88
    @dab88 Год назад +4

    8:00 scrap heap challenge is peak living

  • @iancarlson-w8m
    @iancarlson-w8m Год назад +1

    That lava lamp gets a little bigger every update.. And oddly enough, I think Steven Seagal has that same shirt but in XXL size.

  • @MrAdamFC
    @MrAdamFC Год назад +3

    You're right we are missing out on burning witches . We should bring it back, maybe as a streaming show on crackle.

  • @HeyImRosko
    @HeyImRosko Год назад +1

    If there's one thing I can't abide, it's an arrogant coffee machine.

  • @leftpastsaturn67
    @leftpastsaturn67 Год назад +1

    I've never been more relieved that I grew up watching Columbo, and used to fish. I will pass on the aneurysm though.

  • @EggBastion
    @EggBastion Год назад +1

    Dude, I'm _always_ having an aneurysm. And You're right, I _really_ ought to get on my arse and finally watch (all of) Columbo. I recently got introduced to _'Columbocore'_ courtesy of NoiseLund.
    It's amazing. Why am I still not watching Columbo. Right now.

  • @YoYo-gt5iq
    @YoYo-gt5iq Год назад +2

    My God, you make such a great point at about the six and a half minute mark. Thank you for this

  • @tomsenior7405
    @tomsenior7405 Год назад +18

    I never become envious. It is not in my genes.
    I sometimes wish I was like normal people. They have a much better time of it. You don't know what it is like not being capable of envy.

    • @Mirrorgirl492
      @Mirrorgirl492 Год назад +2

      I completely understand. I have neither envy, nor ambition. It makes life easier.

    • @tomsenior7405
      @tomsenior7405 Год назад +2

      @@Mirrorgirl492 Yup. Ambition is exhausting. All it does is make things better and pay more money. I don't want the hassle.

    • @tubeguy4066
      @tubeguy4066 Год назад +1

      Tfw 2 smart to be envy. lol grow up

    • @tomsenior7405
      @tomsenior7405 Год назад +2

      @@tubeguy4066 I have been waiting to hear from someone who doesn't get the joke. Subtext not not your strong suit?

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck Год назад +3

      I actually consider it a great strength that I don't envy anyone. Almost all of my personality traits are incredible virtues. I think one of the strongest virtues I have is my humility. You've probably never met anyone as humble as I am.

  • @imogenx9145
    @imogenx9145 Год назад +2

    All I got from this was that I should take up smoking and darts

  • @Rr0gu3_5uture
    @Rr0gu3_5uture Год назад +1

    Spooky, I signed off work for a month last week with a dodgy back. I just bought the complete DVD box sets of Monkey (1978) and Columbo used from eBay.

  • @brendanward2991
    @brendanward2991 Год назад +4

    The good news is if you've seen one episode of Columbo you've seen 'em all.

  • @johnarthur4555
    @johnarthur4555 Год назад +1

    Oh no, I've watched all the episodes of Columbo and I don't like fishing, I think I'm having aneurysm.

  • @flywheelshyster
    @flywheelshyster Год назад

    Cant believe i missed out watching this bloody video yesterday... (love your bizarre summary series)

  • @axelprino
    @axelprino Год назад

    Gotcha, I'm missing out on having a Columbo-induced aneurysm, I must remedy this by binging the entire show asap.

  • @EEEEEEEEEK
    @EEEEEEEEEK Год назад

    "...engines... Liu Kang..." just... *chef's kiss*

  • @bitnewt
    @bitnewt Год назад

    I've been thinking about watching Columbo for a long time, this is just the wake up call I needed.

  • @madman407708
    @madman407708 Год назад +4

    Had to click on the notification instantly couldn't miss this

    • @igotes
      @igotes Год назад +1

      Too bad you didn't get here soon enough to post "First" in the comments. I envy those First people so much.

    • @igotes
      @igotes Год назад +2

      That said, you do seem to be the first non-early-access commenter. Well done!

    • @madman407708
      @madman407708 Год назад +1

      @@igotes The support is very appreciated

  • @tttm99
    @tttm99 Год назад +1

    Gold! Another masterpiece here Georg. If I'm missing out on anything, frankly it can't be too important! 😋👍

  • @alecmiddleton1842
    @alecmiddleton1842 Год назад

    Oh. Aaah. Just one more thing...
    Columbo re-enters the room.

  • @repletereplete8002
    @repletereplete8002 Год назад +1

    Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, fishing, fishing, fishing. Columbo! I mean fishing.

  • @0ceanmachine
    @0ceanmachine Год назад +1

    Funny you should say that. I'm off fishing tomorrow

  • @DavidJGillCA
    @DavidJGillCA Год назад

    The Fresh Prince of Belair and Columbo. I would not have thought it likely that Georg would have those two programs on his mind at any time. ....and two things I have no FOMO.

  • @DinosawrsAreAwesome
    @DinosawrsAreAwesome Год назад +2

    now i just have fomo for columbo

  • @OffendingTheOffendable
    @OffendingTheOffendable 3 месяца назад +1

    I love missing out

  • @JangaLangaBanga
    @JangaLangaBanga Год назад +1

    Who do I love most, Georg, the lava lamp, the green lamp, or the Hefner robe?

    • @PawsOnTheBalcony
      @PawsOnTheBalcony Год назад +1

      I love lamp 🤷🏼‍♀️
      More specifically, the lava lamp.

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe Год назад +1

    I love this channel so much

  • @Kainlarsen
    @Kainlarsen Год назад

    I've been fishing a few times. It's nice, but I wouldn't worry about missing out on it.

  • @thomasgray4188
    @thomasgray4188 Год назад

    watching this after having a 4 hour body issues episode in the toilet hits different.

  • @affalaffaa
    @affalaffaa Год назад

    Bloody Ugg. Hairier, the best knapped axe head and a bearless cave. I'm seething.

  • @shashipancholi
    @shashipancholi Год назад

    2:28 the spirit of Werner Herzog is in the room

  • @stuneale1184
    @stuneale1184 Год назад +1

    "Just one more thing"

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 Год назад

    I'll eat when I'm hungry, I'll drink when I'm dry. If nothing don't kill me I'll live 'til I die.

  • @gabedom_
    @gabedom_ Год назад +5

    Bro, no fomo.

  • @lovecraftcat
    @lovecraftcat Год назад +2

    I fear missing out on this Hiptang

  • @SirMildredPierce
    @SirMildredPierce Год назад

    I literally just watched through all of Colombo for the first time last month (it was amazing), fuck I'm glad I got that out of the way before the aneurysm.

  • @tradingclasses6012
    @tradingclasses6012 Год назад +1

    I heard of fishing, once

  • @therocketboost
    @therocketboost Год назад

    Oh damn, I thought this was going to be about Footie Orator Michael Owen

  • @KnuckleHunkybuck
    @KnuckleHunkybuck Год назад

    I'm proud to say that I have watched the entirety of Columbo already. I didn't waste my life like so many others.

  • @Boball345
    @Boball345 Год назад

    I think I'm having an aneurysm right now

  • @paineoftheworld
    @paineoftheworld Год назад +1

    A produced life is a life, but you had better have a good agent to negotiate that contract.

  • @igttgit
    @igttgit Год назад

    Yes I've seen the first 80 hours of columbo ! Several times !
    I wish I grew up in time to be on scrapheap challenge

  • @rudimentaryganglia
    @rudimentaryganglia 10 месяцев назад

    How did I miss this

  • @ShowRyuKen
    @ShowRyuKen Год назад +15

    Georg, I didn't think it was possible to love you any more than I already do, but then you go and throw in a cutaway of Andy Fordham and I find I somehow do.

  • @ingemar_von_zweigbergk
    @ingemar_von_zweigbergk Год назад

    4:57 I lived in a ditch on a small mountain,
    somewhat protected from the wind
    and what a view

  • @NIL0S
    @NIL0S Год назад +2

    Love ya Georg, no FOMO.

  • @Lippeth
    @Lippeth Год назад

    Well, I know what I'm having for aneurysm.

  • @ronfancy679
    @ronfancy679 Год назад +1

    LOL joke's on you, I've watched 80 hours of Columbo twice and I will again before my probably aneurysm.

  • @Sampsonoff
    @Sampsonoff Год назад

    I choose to believe the lava lamp is behind Georg

  • @slowtrigger
    @slowtrigger Год назад +1

    I'm just sad I'll never get to enjoy the sweet and sour taste of Hip Tang...

  • @myflatlineconstruct
    @myflatlineconstruct Год назад

    Oddly enough, i have seen all of Columbo .

  • @wadilsono
    @wadilsono Год назад +6

    Sou muito sortudo. Já assisti tudo de Columbo há mais de 30 anos, e também nunca mais pesquei. Já ouviu falar de mountain bike?

  • @mjolasgard2533
    @mjolasgard2533 Год назад

    GREG! Omg Geoffrey lived with the Banks' you great fool! You couldn't live with him - he didn't commute!

  • @twolf1693
    @twolf1693 Год назад +2

    Seriously, though, start watching Columbo if you haven't already.

  • @jamespires3383
    @jamespires3383 Год назад

    Towards the 7 minute mark it starts to sound like an early puritan-american free form sermon

  • @profdc9501
    @profdc9501 Год назад

    There's a degree of perceived control one has from obsessing on one's desires. It focuses away from problems that one has no control over. Douglas Adams had it right with his Total Perspective Vortex. We can't really tolerate the reality of things, and so have to create our own internal distractions.

  • @umblapag
    @umblapag Год назад

    Why does this raise my mood

  • @Merlin_Price
    @Merlin_Price Год назад

    good reference to ploppy son of ploppy

  • @ShowRyuKen
    @ShowRyuKen Год назад

    And now Luc Marreel to illustrate misfortune! Georg, if was wearing a hat it would be airborne by now.

  • @em.1633
    @em.1633 Год назад

    Can't say when I clicked on this video that I expected to hear a Bye-Bye Man reference.

  • @wadetisthammer3612
    @wadetisthammer3612 Год назад

    Love the Columbo shout-out! 😁

  • @phlogistanjones2722
    @phlogistanjones2722 Год назад

    Thank you for the vidja Georg.
    Both fishing and watching Columbo are FINE and worthwhile pursuits in my opinion.
    Kudos for those choices.
    If I had a billion or ten dollars I could afford to fish WHILE watching Columbo....
    CURSE this mortal Existence~~~!
    Wooooooooooe is me....
    Cheers.

  • @onemorechris
    @onemorechris Год назад

    the thumbnail is perfect

  • @DanielHuman1996
    @DanielHuman1996 Год назад

    Amazon just delivered a fishing rod, and I have no idea why I purchased it!

  • @quietdignityandgrace
    @quietdignityandgrace Год назад

    I clicked on the notification as soon as I could.
    What'd I miss?

  • @lymb3914
    @lymb3914 Год назад

    Okay, Georg, but _just one more thing..._ I'm having an aneurysm.

  • @user-account-not-found
    @user-account-not-found Год назад

    Glad i didnt miss this video.

  • @leonst.7471
    @leonst.7471 Год назад +2

    01:07 fishing is neat :-3

  • @HebaruSan
    @HebaruSan Год назад

    _Hoarders_ is a great cure for this, if you can stomach watching it. I'm grateful I'm not shitting in a bucket on a pile of trash and rat droppings in a house that's starting to collapse!

  • @Gormlessostrich
    @Gormlessostrich Год назад

    I could be watching Columbo right now! 😮

  • @awb2498
    @awb2498 Год назад +1

    I should watch some Columbo.

  • @Satorotas89
    @Satorotas89 Год назад

    Overwhelming urge to join the navy

  • @theacrossell
    @theacrossell Год назад +1

    This won't be your most successful video, but in my meaningless opinion, it's your best.

  • @rabidcheesemonkey1092
    @rabidcheesemonkey1092 Год назад

    I've seen all the Columbo.
    ...and Game of Thrones...
    ...I think I'll watch Columbo again...

  • @IceDelight
    @IceDelight Год назад

    I've never been fishing before.

  • @I.____.....__...__
    @I.____.....__...__ Год назад +1

    So did you watch _Fall of the House of Usher_ or did you miss out, Georg? Throughout the entire show, I kept thinking of your series on the Sacklers.

  • @deenaprice1524
    @deenaprice1524 8 месяцев назад

    I think the term FOMO applies to phenomenon like Fyre Festival and meme stocks and Stanley cups. I don't think it's the same as just envy.