AB wasn't thinking with his coconut. A manhole cover or storm drain grate would bust a nut ... "Yo, I be right back, I gotta go out to the street to get my coconut opener"
J.R. Tool- noun- a device or implement, especially one held in the hand, used to carry out a particular function. Yup. A rock is a tool. You, sir, are a tool.
Dude, I'd have to be that high too to sit through these terrible videos. This guy has incredible skill, and he's sitting here spending time on these ridiculous things.
As a Canadian, I can confirm he was the perfect amount of high, to recognize and be indignant at the way she was eating a poutine. Literally illegal to do that round these parts.
In the joint we used to eat sweet burritos. It was peanut butter on the tortillas a 3rd of a honey bun sliced long ways put peanut butter on top, third of a oat meal cream pie with more peanut butter on top then crush a nutty bar on top and roll it. You can used jelly too if you want.
Great point! People in Queens can just use the equally as abundant and heavy rats lying around everywhere to pick-up and drop on coconuts (young or old) to get them to bust open.
I found it funny, but also the Cauliflower substitutions are great. As long as ou squeeze all the water out (WAY MORE THEN YOU THINK) then it dries well and in some cases even taste better then bread as it's unique, but similar.
@Psychotic Salmon that's your opinion. There are people who would disagree. It's not like just because you're a chef that your palette is more sophisticated.
@Psychotic Salmon Intelligence quotient has absolutely no connection to a person's attitude towards other people. So unless you're going to explain how that works in a scientific sense, quit trying to "dis" me. It won't work. Also, YOU are not a "group of people". You are just one person, who obviously thinks they know better than others simply because they're a chef.
It happens a lot to large obese pigs when they sit and don't move for more than 5 mins. It's even worse when they have some sort of food item within grasp.
@@mothafuckinanarchist5392 it wasnt about being vegetarian tho. It was about cutting carbs. But he immediately got mad and started talking about vegetarians. Lol
@@blacksandedm3894 Correct. Fat isn't bad for you, but sugars (especially refined sugars) are very bad for you. Saturated fat isn't good for you either, but that's easy to avoid.
Pretty obvious: Action is from NYC and so were most of the Hollywood depictions of the Mafia. He grew up watching those same movies and listening to the hiphop, so they naturally contributed to how he speaks today. They also grew up in the same region, so they have similar accents.
@@YakuiMeido A carhartt shirt that costs like 50-60$. Hes got money, he doesnt spend it stupidly. Hes a smart man. Name brand clothing is trash quality.
Welp, at least he chooses to play with his own life and not the life of the pet. A lot of vegans try to make carnivores animals like cats and dogs vegans too.
what does this have to do with vegans? dogs are omnivores and can eat a plant based diet (save some exceptions) i'd be more concerned that they gave their dog a dairy product.
I can tell this guy loves food, not just because he likes eating it lol. I liked his thoughts even if he was pretty negative for most of it. I guess I'm in the minority of people who actually enjoyed watching this :D
Nam Phùng People always say this but in interviews he contantly ducks the question, oh i worked...many places....steakhouses.....if he really was a big time pro chef he'd instantly have names of restaurants and chefs we worked under. Fact is action was probably prepping food in low tier family restaurants, watching him on food shows he knows very little, talking about microwaving stuff, fancy pro chefs are not fans of microwaves lol.
@IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong, but people with insomnia use it to relax and sleep, that was a horrible representation of ASMR but are people that have insomnia autistic?
Action Bronson: “she’s gonna give that dog diabetes”
Also AB: “yooo this cotton candy burrito looks mad fire son”
TR4CING yeah dogs should eat better not what the lady was feeding it
Not the same :0
Haha ikr, it's not like that is all she feeds him
Cotton candy for humans, eaten by humans > horrible processed cheese dip made for humans, eaten by a dog. You're dumb.
Is he feeding the burrito to a dog. I mean, look at how fat Bronson is. He’s clearly not against high calories stuff in general.
He sounds like everyone's drunk uncle shouting at the TV at Christmas. I love it.
"At Christmas" or on christmas day(or eve)?
Grover Bowie could've made that in 1 month selling coochie😁
Gotta love it
He’s not drunk... he’s high as hell
When I saw him I thought he was dj khaled for a second
“Is someone in the house sleeping” 😂😂😂
This made me cry
Foolish Swamii lol nah fr tho
lol ikr asmr and mukbang videos are stupid
it makes him superhuman to not knowing, that asmr exists.
Am I the only one who doesn't like asmr? The whispering is actually kind of grating.
Action Bronson is like a stoned, husky version of The Godfather
I see it
husky?
@@vonjunzt4130 a level of fatness
The Godfather was fat already...being fatter than The Godfather isn’t husky lol it’s obese
@@CarlosMejia-jz6km Of which there are 6.
“I live in queens how am I doing this in queens”
OffCloudz lmfaoooo best part
In the video it tells you how to open up a coconut if you were stuck on a island
OffCloudz SAME
i couldn't breathe after that part😂😂
AB wasn't thinking with his coconut. A manhole cover or storm drain grate would bust a nut ... "Yo, I be right back, I gotta go out to the street to get my coconut opener"
his reaction to the asmr video was honestly the highlight of my day
“-She’s not focused, this doesn’t get me.. I actually hate everything about this.” 😭
Food eating asmr is one of the worst things the internet has created.
@@fish4225 a-fucking-men
fish asmr period is one of the worst things the internet has created
@@Spike-hl2mw ayo what??
"We're going to open a coconut without any tools"-uses rock
Jeremy Smith lol
The first tool lol
Rock is a resource not a tool......
J.R. Tool- noun- a device or implement, especially one held in the hand, used to carry out a particular function.
Yup. A rock is a tool.
You, sir, are a tool.
Uses Hawaiian rocks, no less. Like, not everyone lives close to an active volcano. MF was pretentious af.
I like how he hates everything except for the video of himself and the cotton candy burrito.
Hahahaha
That cotton candy burrito was nasty too.
@@andmicbro1 maybe if you dont like cotton candy
@@cyetheguy Maybe I just don't like diabetic shock.
I think that video was stolen
"Hey guys, i brought you out to the islands of Hawaii today!"
"Where is he? I live in Queens! How am i doing this in Queens?"
"You have something to say you say it, and if you have nothing nice to say you dont say it at all..Unless you feel like saying it." - Action Bronson
*Action Bronson’s mom
🙏🏾😩😩
"Why is she only eating the fries on the outside of the plate..."
Its like she broke into someones house and filmed herself eatting their poutine 🤣🤣
Been there....
"I live in queens, how am I gonna do this in queens" LMAO.
Lol
If your in queens why do you have a coconut
@@alexanderodriscoll5603 cause we get food from all over the world
So high he can barely open his eyes :D
Action Bronson needs his own food channel / RUclips channel
SO WHAT WHO CARES
Kristoffer Larsson i noticed that to
Cant blame him tho
Lmao
Dude, I'd have to be that high too to sit through these terrible videos. This guy has incredible skill, and he's sitting here spending time on these ridiculous things.
Slop
"Is someone in the house sleeping?" 😂😂😂😂😂 i died! Lol- His whole reaction to that clip, was amazing! 😂
So good
It’s hilarious
“I live in queens, *HOW AM I DOING THIS IN QUEENS?* ”
BluRitzyGAMES go down to the beach at crossbay
@@BrownyTheGamer who wants to travel to open a coconut
New York ?
@@jay_savage2596 Yea...
Me too
action watching the asmr video is gold
Facts
For real, he said she’s not focused haha
Hahaha im screaming
I'd like to see him review other ASMR. I know if he embraces the word and does it somewhere headphones and lowlighting it can be VERY enjoyable.
LMAOOOOOOOO!! Bro this by far one of the funniest things I seen
“I don’t understand, why is she only eating fries from the outside of the plate” lmfao! You sir are too high!
SUPREME hes right tho she only ate the plain fries without the poutine on it.
As a Canadian, I can confirm he was the perfect amount of high, to recognize and be indignant at the way she was eating a poutine. Literally illegal to do that round these parts.
@@tant60 *Brown sauce
no such thing as too high
They all laid down in the field...
*eyes redden*
Together
ahahahaha exactly
When the edible kicks in haha
He high af
Don’t you have a basketball game tomorrow?
HIGH AS A MUTAPHUKIN HELLICOPTHAH
Best reaction to ASMR ever. "I hate everything about this" -Bronson
I can't stand it either. It's creepy AF. And the sound of her eating is cringe. lol
I think its being abused
action ranting on that poutine bit was the best thing ASMR has ever brought to this world.
“Is someone in the house sleeping?” - his explanation of ASMR lol
I swear that got me laughing so hard LOL
I was looking for this comment lmao 😂.
His reaction to the poutine whisper video was hilarious 😂
You could blindfold him with dentalfloss
Okay, Dice. Very original.
Hahahah
yes sir
*underrated comment* 😂😂😂
“My favorite type of coconut is young.” Chris Hansen busts down the door
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Untamed Essence fbi open up
Why don't you sit down over here for a minute.
This is gold
“Have a seat”
4:55 My man gone 😂 he lost wtf he be talking about 💀
🤣🤣😂😂 fr
😂
He prolly high
BucketHead Fan no he isnt he is too high prolly like 1G dab before that he gone in another dimension
“Why is she only eating the fries on the outside of the plate”
“Go to the middle”
“Action Bronson: Young Coconut”
Album dropping 2019
PLZZZ
WOW JUST AWESOME !
why is she only eating frys from the outside of the plate... im confused... lol dead
As I read this he said it ehktsbmlfe
@@haileyfigueroa3914 meee tooo!
"how to open a coconut without a tool" then uses a tool...
ARproductions he didn’t use a tool
Kole you=tool
and also is a tool
I think what he means by tools see axes , hachets or knives
L0ST S0UL lol i know it was just a joke ;)
“That’s brain- it’s workin... I tell ya!”
“And we laid in the field...
...
...together...”
Two favorite quotes
I want an entire “I hate that [insert something action Bronson hates here]” series
his philosophy on whispering is great
his philosophy on whispering is great
his philosophy on whispering is great
his philosophy on whispering is great
wtf is going on
His philosophy on whispering is geat
“My favorite coconut is young”
"i love dougs. don't give them cheese dip."
At this point I don‘t question if Action Bronson is high anymore but how high is he in this...
So high hes in a "alternate parallel universe where time doesnt matter."
Pingu
WOW JUST AWESOME !
Ehh. High
This man is so *High*
He forgot he was talking for a second😂😂😂
The Creator thank you, nobody realized
I'm so high watching this!. Lucky I got pizza on its way cause I'm getting hungry and the Doritos stood no chance!. 😂😂😂
and stupid lol cant even keep up the reading on a video
@@blu00 You're just not stoned enough!. Smoke more than come back and then it'll make perfect sense to you. LOL
“There’s someone in the house sleeping?” Lol
Pick N' POP bl
Sleepin'*
Dude that Cotton Candy burrito is gonna kill someone
We're here for a good time, not a long time. If it kills me then I die happy 😂
@@foreignhour2388 it's going to be a slow painful death of diabetes, dialysis, and cardiovascular problems
In the joint we used to eat sweet burritos. It was peanut butter on the tortillas a 3rd of a honey bun sliced long ways put peanut butter on top, third of a oat meal cream pie with more peanut butter on top then crush a nutty bar on top and roll it. You can used jelly too if you want.
I live in *QUEENS!* How am I doing this in Queens!?
Lmao
Pt0wN973b0iI
My favorite part of the vid hahah 😂
You hit it off a stoop
He did a bunch of videos all the same day and his shirt progressively got dirtier 😆😂
Yet he has the nerve of commenting on someone's dirty computer lol
I'm pissed about that shirt
Omfg hahahaha I just realised I cant stop laughing now
That's paint he has on his shirt and shorts, he painted his album cover artwork
I love dogs. Don’t give them cheese dip. 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh when he's taking about feeding mankind's best beef to his dog before it died. I was bawling.
The dog is gonna become...diabetic.
“The fingerprints on that laptop is atrocious”
*says this eating popcorn with stains all over his shirt*
@Noggin Fodder he makes graffiti art
More like a hobo.
some of my favorite shirts have stains
@@uriah9559 and your underwear.
@@countcampbell you dont know nothin about my underwear son
"I live in Queens, how am I doing this in Queens?" hahahah
Bro he knows good and well that New Yorkers break their coconuts with rats
Lmfao
Great point! People in Queens can just use the equally as abundant and heavy rats lying around everywhere to pick-up and drop on coconuts (young or old) to get them to bust open.
No they break their rats with coconuts.
LMAO! 😂
I thought they break them by stomping on them with their timbs
"Is someone in the house sleeping?" bruuuhhhhhh. I'm dead.
"I just don't like many things about this idk why" lmao
Wife: "What should we name our son?"
Director, busy on set:
PowahSlap Entertainmint well with a sister named lights and a brother named camera they only had one real choice.
How much time do you spend making comments a day?
hahahahahaha
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE!!!!
We meet again...
This video is super hilarious, action is very funny dude. Gotta have a sense of humor to watch this
I found it funny, but also the Cauliflower substitutions are great. As long as ou squeeze all the water out (WAY MORE THEN YOU THINK) then it dries well and in some cases even taste better then bread as it's unique, but similar.
No. It takes sense of humor to enjoy Carlin or Pryor. All you need to find this guy funny is a very low I.Q. and no clue what "funny" means.
@Psychotic Salmon that's your opinion. There are people who would disagree. It's not like just because you're a chef that your palette is more sophisticated.
Correction: gotta be stoned to enjoy this moron talking about food
@Psychotic Salmon Intelligence quotient has absolutely no connection to a person's attitude towards other people. So unless you're going to explain how that works in a scientific sense, quit trying to "dis" me. It won't work.
Also, YOU are not a "group of people". You are just one person, who obviously thinks they know better than others simply because they're a chef.
I don’t know who this is but I love him so much
Mans got bars
Check out his vice episodes
he swag, he cook ! (woo)
He is a rip off of ghost face Killah
rapper, cook, etc
*i like a young coconut*
The coconut is 17
FBI OPEN UP
Alex hahahaha Americans
duck films what tf do you mean
how dy lol cheesus 😂
Chris Hansen busts in
duck films French but ok
Am I tripping or does his shirt get more dirty as the video goes on?
It happens a lot to large obese pigs when they sit and don't move for more than 5 mins. It's even worse when they have some sort of food item within grasp.
Vincent 4 7 Alright
Ur replayed
never trust a skinny chef.... never mind his food on the shirt..he knows food... and culture... the truth...
oh my god.. you're right. WTF is happening to that shirt lol
CommentCop Badge#666 what a lovely human being
Am i the only person who genuinely enjoyed the video?
i liked it
Dab Master no. I like how he’s not afraid to be real
I think this is awesome!
Yes of course of all the hundred of thousands views and thousands of likes of people your the ONLY ONE. Nice fishing for like though bruh
Dab Master no
“If you’re gonna be Vegan or Vegetarian, eat a vegetable. Don’t wrap it in a hotdog”
~Action Bronson
Koren Avery but there was no hot dogs???? I was so confused....
Koren Avery it’s not for vegans it is for the ketogenic diet
“If you’re going to be vegan or vegetarian eat a vegetable” 😂 I laughed way to hard at that
His reaction to the cauliflower stuff😂😂
Bianca Nicole I fell out lmao
As a vegetarian i whole heartedly agree with him.
Yes!!
@@mothafuckinanarchist5392 it wasnt about being vegetarian tho. It was about cutting carbs. But he immediately got mad and started talking about vegetarians. Lol
@@Decon-a fair.
5:34
"is someone in the house sleeping?"
me every time
How come I agree with him on almost everything
RAYGOCRAZY Because he’s right
he's the truth in the world full of lies and illusions...
It’s been 5 months since this video was first recommended..... today’s the day I lost
I love that action got so mad about the plastic. 🌎♻️
Bianca Nicole real men don’t use plastic
@@marcomeme4875 she doesn't want you
Lmao when he talks about his dogs birthday cakes 😂 he's definitely high af
Me:"CaRbS aRe UnHeALThy"
Them: hmm, we suggest to use cauliflower instead
Me: seems healthy-
Them: AND COVER IT IN CHEEESE!!!!
That video is intended for people on a Keto diet. In that case, zero carbs and high fats is what you want.
FAT IS NOT UNHEALTHY
@@blacksandedm3894 Correct. Fat isn't bad for you, but sugars (especially refined sugars) are very bad for you. Saturated fat isn't good for you either, but that's easy to avoid.
@@StucklnAWell there's been plenty of cultures that have a high amount of saturated fat in their diet that have a long life span.
Cheese is not bad.. I do keto and eat plenty of cheese and lost plenty of weight
“Why is she only eating the fries from the outside” I love it
LMFAO love this guy
Keep killin whatchu do
Yo but shoutout to you tho
"Is someone in the house sleeping?" 😂 Action Bronson is my new crush 😍😍😍
I don’t know why but every time I hear his voice I think of an Italian Mafia boss
Pretty obvious: Action is from NYC and so were most of the Hollywood depictions of the Mafia. He grew up watching those same movies and listening to the hiphop, so they naturally contributed to how he speaks today. They also grew up in the same region, so they have similar accents.
Hes albanian also
Lmao, Action was not having any of that Canadian girl and her ASMR eating.
Heaven IsHere7 She Probably Ain’t Canadian TBH Lmao
hes stoned af hahahaha
alboforlife18 Grass is green , the sky is blue...
He showed up looking like he drove a ford truck with paint gear in the back😂
Or smoked some weed.
Was just about to say something about that. Like, we know you ain't out here painting houses for a living Action. WTH are you wearing?
@@YakuiMeido A carhartt shirt that costs like 50-60$. Hes got money, he doesnt spend it stupidly. Hes a smart man. Name brand clothing is trash quality.
The dog is gonna become...
*DIABETIC*
He knows his coconuts.
-every southeast asian who's been questioning westerners with their old coconut ways.
Had me dead when he said "that's like putting Joe Dimaggio on the Red Sox" lol
Lol
4:24 i'd worry about action becoming diabetic before that dog
Welp, at least he chooses to play with his own life and not the life of the pet. A lot of vegans try to make carnivores animals like cats and dogs vegans too.
what does this have to do with vegans? dogs are omnivores and can eat a plant based diet (save some exceptions) i'd be more concerned that they gave their dog a dairy product.
@@buddigabong They are omnivores, but they should eat meat and it's especially vital to them when they're young.
I'm not sure if you struggle with the meaning of the word should, or the word omnivore. But dogs don't need meat.
Cats do though ;)
what amino acid do babies need to get from meat that they can't get from plants?
I can tell this guy loves food, not just because he likes eating it lol. I liked his thoughts even if he was pretty negative for most of it. I guess I'm in the minority of people who actually enjoyed watching this :D
jesus he was a chef...
BrokeTheInterweb The guy was a professional Chef before he became a rapper
Quit fat shaming.
WOW JUST AWESOME !
Nam Phùng People always say this but in interviews he contantly ducks the question, oh i worked...many places....steakhouses.....if he really was a big time pro chef he'd instantly have names of restaurants and chefs we worked under. Fact is action was probably prepping food in low tier family restaurants, watching him on food shows he knows very little, talking about microwaving stuff, fancy pro chefs are not fans of microwaves lol.
He earned my respect just for talking in Albanian tho 😂✊🏼❤️
That Asmr thing was disgusting af
I love his commentary tho lmao
I cant stand asmr
fair enough but did you see his shirt
It was like a low budget motel porno
@IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong, but people with insomnia use it to relax and sleep, that was a horrible representation of ASMR but are people that have insomnia autistic?
*Lady eats chips*
Action Bronson: "She's not focused"
I'm glad I'm not the only one that finds the whispering in ASMR videos to be weird and creepy and unsettling lol
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Action Bronson: I don't like it. It's bulls**t.
9:31 back when his shirt was clean lmao
lmaooooooo
Zoe Buahahahahahahaha bro I’m fkn dead. He had the crispy out the box shirt.
Hahaha
Cheddar soup?!? I've had enough
Legend has it that he's still sitting in that chair to this day
Matt Williams not funny
Bad sense of humor ^
Considering you said that an hour after the video was posted, it is possible. 😉
He probably took it home. Atleast i will if i was allowed to.
Remindes me of the South Park with Rob Reiner ..." Butter !! " " Get me butter ! !
lost it at "muckbang"
90% of comments are complaining about negative comments 5% people on a different plane of existence 5% is actually negative comments
I miss Bronson’s big beard.
Action Bronson vs curly fries "why did she move the fries like that? I'm actually disturbed." Action Bronson defeated by curly fries.
I like the story he told about his mom making dog birthday cakes. He also looked completely blasted while he was telling it.
The poutine part was the best i was in tears laughing, so good.
2024 revisit. 😂
I hate that asmr whispering so much ugh. That cotton candy burrito was magnificent tho
ASRM eating is disgusting. Like who enjoys that?
people like the sound
I like it lol
@@TokenWhiteGuyAGR weird people like that. To me is as good as putting the food on the floor and stepping on it so it makes those gross mushy sounds.
Same! Whispering is like fingernails on a chalkboard to me, and eating sounds are unpleasant. I viscerally despise everything about that "ASMR" video.
I love how angry he gets at the cauliflower video
More like Diabetes Burrito.
🤮
Ya'll are mad annoying, this guy was funny af
fr
IKR he was hilarious
his jokes arent funny whatsoever.😂😂😂😂😂just some random drunk guy blabbering
How is this brainless idiot funny? You have no sense of what "funny" is. This dude is just willfully ignorant, and very proud of it.
Race Blakhart Imagine getting this heated because someone has a different sense of humor to you lmao
Loves dogs, environmentally friendly, homes in on cleanliness and is bob on with everything! 😀😀😀
This boy looks lit af. 😂
Like always
Half the comments are people who eat cauliflower rice..... 😂
Yeah, healthy people who arn't morbidly obese like Action Bronson lmao
Cauliflower rice is delicious.
Chell facts
"how to open a coconut without using a tool"
(uses a rock as a tool to open the coconut)
5:46 I find Action Bronson's reaction something I can identify with and also hilarious.
This is one of the many reasons why i love Action!
I was dying at the poutine reaction lmao!!!!!