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The Wise Men of Instagram
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he’s just hiding the fact he moved into a nursing home. love you grandpa! it’s great that they have internet there.
watashiwajeimi lmao 😂😂
😂😂 so true
Perfect!
🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
Cody: clogs toilet
Girl Defined: MR. STRUGGLE
Nice stolen comment !! 👏🏻👏🏻
holy shit😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh
Idk who posted it originally, but I laughed too hard at this. It's late.
yaaassssss mayaaaa
“involuntary staycation” aged well
ooh i was gonna say that
OOOOOH MYBFSYNIUVN dfgioie ouou naiu wegbfuebwufiwuen fuewniun ef u GOSH UR RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
He did mention a lung infection... very ironic
Damn
this is my favorite comment
This account is just the 5 stages of grief.
😂😂😂😂
So true 😂
i like your profile pic. wdw!
@@autumn6898 thanks
lowercase name and picture with tongue out = generic vsco girl
the reason he’s not in a relationship is because he’s ‘mr. struggle’
edit: wasn’t talking abt cody just so y’all know, i was talking abt the guy who runs the insta page he’s doing the vid on
Lol
i just cried laughing
Mallory M LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OHMYGODDD
LMFAOOA
dear God,
gimme a husband like Cody. But one that doesn't poop so hard that he'll flood an apartment.
amen.
edit: DANG 5.7K HAHAHAHAHA
Maria Fernanda Nerio Morales Thisss
Jabzujedb yes
*noel has entered the chat*
Maybe it's Kelsey that's flooding it?? Hmmmm
Maria Fernanda Nerio Morales those don’t exist, that’s a myth
well I'd buy a lambo but my teachers never taught me how to buy a lambo cash
Danny Bridie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And they never cared about my California dream!!!!
Lmao
Bruh if u dnt acknowledge my calofornia dream right now!
Why don’t you teach us some real shit that we are gonna use in our ReAl LIfE?
“Finding a caring wife is like searching dinosaur in a 21st century.”
Well find a husband then duhhh
Naw, that ain't it Chief
uhhh *sugar gay* dude
well i mean he did say hes dating bears now
No you just have to find a nice car
How are you so dumb?
Cody: guys so I got some shit floors going on so I gotta stay at some hotel
Everybody: oh great _here comes_ *Mr STRUGGLE*
this is amazing bruh
It took a whole minute for me to try to figure out which one of Cody's videos it was from.
Shit guess it's time to leave him
bless u my child
Shketty Shishtar LOL
“Staycation” Cody gets more DAD everyday.
Kaitlin Kal Lee Follow @polls.viral on Instagram for daily polls!
Isn't he already a grandfather?
Kaitlin Kal Lee I keep waiting for a baby announcement so this can become a reality
it's his 89th soon 🤩
Kaitlin Kal Lee dilf vibes
"she's not a slow typer, she's just texting someone better than you"
me: **literally tries to put as much thought into a message as i can so i don't embarrass myself**
Me 😢
Me: **watching gardening videos**
people with one arm:
@@monke980 ikr? Typing while eating:😶
The "95% because I respect women" one gave off some super r/niceguy vibes.
Then you look back to the other posts and you realize
"Oh! This isn't a collection if inspirational quotes. This is the diary of someone evolving to an incel!"
Ooh self burn those are rare
@@ayiniseasilyamused9215 LMAO so true 🤣
Shit was cringe
@@ayiniseasilyamused9215 more like devolving
cody tryna hide the fact that he took a dump so massive it flooded his apartment and turned it into a temporary biohazard
what the fuck ?
Melanie Melanie did you not watch the video? He talks about it in the beginning
@@georgicrow9017 did you not read the comment?
@@georgicrow9017 i did but still it made me go 'wtf?'
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
“If you respect woman, dont talk to them, dont date them, stay single forever, have sex with your cars instead and if you want to be happy, bottle up your pain, and just SHOVE IT DOWN”
That’s the best motivation ever, we dont deserve it.
Nadya Nurhidayah I could’ve lived with ought that
@joey joestar go around fucking other people's cars
This reminds me of Kurtis Conners manswers video
You laugh but this is literally what some boys think
I’ve been doing that for years!!
It’s adorable how Cody sincerely cracks himself up
we all do
Over a thousand likes and only two replies lol
@@addy3164 3
Tom Sturme 4
@@genericanimeprotagonist8592 5
He wont have to stretch his shirt over his helmet, his shirt has such a deep cut VNeck it will slip right over.
lol
Jake failed miserably to try and cancel Cody but only made me subscribe to him instead lmaooo
Yves Saint Laurent enjoy
Same🤣
Same
Same
Same XD
complaining about your place getting flooded? ok mr. struggle ....
Bruhh😂😂💀
Bruhhh ☠️
🤣
With shit water.... Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😊
“are you free tomorrow? no, i’m expensive tomorrow”
*laughs in french*
ah hon hon hon
Copied
Awesome Sauce16 i mean... that’s kinda the point?
Yayayayayayaya
"mdrrrr"
"95% Because I respect women"
Thanks for admitting that you not dating women is better for them
Holy shit that’s such a good point 😂
(Mean girls meme) “So you agree? The way you interact with women is disrespectful?”
“Not all men-“
That’s right. Cody Ko, Internet grandpa, slayer of instagram comedians, protector of lesbians would never do this to me
Codys fbi agent lowkey wants to smash
Sis stans a LGBTQ FBI Agent.
tea
Ayesha Noor nah codys FBI agent would probably rather smash kelsey
@@unknownusername5111 this is noel erasure
nobody:
youtubers: sOrRy fOr tHe ChAngE iN sCeNeRY
Raghad Nabil People are gonna ask anyways, gotta get it out of the way.
@@ririsyt RUclipsrs who are really close with their fans tend to share personal stuff like that.
@@ririsyt You really think no one would ask?
Actually it bugs me when the environment changes so im happy that he clarified it
@@oneandonlylikeaholy7038 exactly same
The 'Wise' Men: "Finding a caring wife is like searching dinosaur in a 21st century"
Me at the Museum of Natural History: modern problems require modern solutions
Haha lol
*DONT FUCK THE MUSEUM EXHIBITS LILY*
@@anna_banana414 LMAO
Me, outside: "Look at all those dinosaurs!"
🦃🐔🐓🐤🐥🐦🐧🕊
Ah, I see that Cody got in on the "involuntary staycation" trend before corona came around.
Cody is kinda like a prophet.
Fave lines:
1. Poop trees
2. Man batter
3. One man's sister is another man's sister
bro*
*I got my Pepe stuck in a Cheerio box*
Maniacal Laughter read this before watching
don’t regret
Ok but does anyone actually know what the sister bro thing means i’m floored
Post: "Are you free tomorrow?" "No I'm expensive tomorrow."
Cody: *laughs in Old Man*
Honhonhons in French grandpa
This shouldnt have been so funny😭
I was thinking like a Frenchie
"He is a King, but when he feels hurt, he goes from Royal to gangster in 0.5 seonds" I swear I've seen a summary of some cringy (hetero) werewolf story on Wattpad with these exact words...lol
"Nah I'm kidding, you'll get a lung infection", thank God, that's so much better than poop trees 😂
I would've taken poop trees over a lung infection in 2020 ☹
Don't be Mr struggle. Cover your pain
I love you for the reference😂😂😂
If you’re mr. struggle I will literally pull a u-turn.
coraline shaw if they ain’t the gifts from the wisemen then drop him
Matty FUCKIN smokes made a vape hot box pt 2 and you gotta react to it
I hope it's as cringy and retarded as the last one lol
bet Cody
@@Sir_Catnip It won't be because he's aware now.
Yes!!!!
cody you better fuckin do this
The one that’s like “she’s not a snow texter she’s texting someone better than you” gives off major nice guy vibes like bruh girls have responsibilities too ,, texting you back isn’t gonna be their top priority 24/7
Getting incel vibes from whoever runs that account
Me too
Forever feral fish me 420
@@imawesomepersonDERP me 69
The first one gave me illiterate incel vibes
Incel in denial probably
no one:
Cody involuntarily at a Sheraton in a dusty part of Venice because he shitted so hard it flooded his toilet: so we’re on a staycation
this took me the fuck out
this made my day. Thank you.
I just died and resurrected then died again
I’m crying
BRUH
I love how despite your age you still travel
Grandpa’s gotta do what a grandpa’s gotta do 🧓🏻👴🏻🤘🏻
Don't sleep on 70 year olds.
~Joe Jitsukawa
How old is he? i always see people talking about his age and like "his old or something", but to me he looks young , i think he is only on his twenties , i don't understand .
nidal drissi
He’s 26 or 27
nidal drissi ~ lol it’s an inside joke. He’s an old man, 76 at least.
"95% because i respect women" reminds me of the 40 year old virgin line "i respect women so much i completely stay away from them"
this account makes so much sense now
8:25 Nobody:
Frenchman when they see a croissant:
UNDERRATED COMMENT YOU DESERVE 188848382992 LIKES
I almost missed that one LOL
Amoolya Vinjamur ok
LMFAOOO
Je confirme 😁🤗
Make sure y'all watch all the ads so Cody can fix his poop floors
I have YT Red. 😔👊🏾
Now THAT'S inspiration
@@jadebutler903 then you have to donate to the cause
Emily Miller I got an ad for a roblox short film made on imovie and watched the whole thing
click on the ads too, they get charge the company in the ad per clicks so i think that means the youtuber gets more money. not sure. but worth a shot so cody can fix his poop floors 😔🙏🏼
not to be that person but cody looks like some blue ass water rn
tru that
What person says that
What
@@Jake-pe3kc ... you don't get it-
@@Jake-pe3kc you're new
This account has the same energy as just girly things.
No it doesn't
Haha your comment has 420 likes lmao
Cody: He's got a wallet chain!!!!!!
Her: That's exactly why I'm texting someone else stupid.
On this episode of love island: Cody and Kelsey earn a Staycation outside the villa
Why did I read this in Noel’s voice
@@oliviaarsenie same 😂
LOLLL
😂
olivia I was about to comment that 😭😂😂
>Being single is relaxing, no one can torture your emotions
No, I can, and believe me, I do it better than anyone
I felt that
then stop doing it. jk those things are hard
We only have power over our own will. Everything else is external and should have no effect on our feelings or thoughts. It's natural and healthy to possess genuine emotions, but not productive or healthy to exaggerate or prolong them. True happiness lies within ourselves.
@@1John3.8 oh shut up dude
@@1John3.8 How many self help books do you read?
"None. All the help my self needs is within myself."
Woah. That's deep, bro.
"Yeah, I'm super deep and thoughtful like that. Glad to see that you know how secure and happy I totally really am."
"Nobody can torture your emotions"
You should probably break up with this "nobody" guy he sounds kinda toxic
Maggatrix wowww
Damn you Greek mythology-ied us
@@dionysusfilms165 underrated comment
I got one, I got a joke--- “If missing you was a job... I’d be unemployed.”
hehe g1
Gottem
You, a simpleton: Nut
Me, an intellectual: *Man Batter*
Phil Stadem dong water
Brogurt
Phil Stadem Man Butter
Gentleman's relish (╭ರ_⊙)
Shlong juice
Cody's got a leak in his septic tank? Sounds like Mr. Struggle to me, watch out Kelsey.
First he was cheated on
Then he acted fine and got depressed
Then bought a Lamborghini and couldn’t pick anyone up
but he realized that was a fake lamborghini cuz his teachers didnt teach him how to buy lambo cash
"She's not slow at texting, she's texting someone better than you."
Me: No, I'm watching One Piece. Do u have any idea how many episodes their are?
Nah broski i dont enjoy anime.
Ik I'm on public 650 just started watching
I’m watching Jujutsu Kaisen right now fire as fuck 🔥 Zoro is the GOAT no lie
"One bro's sister is another bro's sister"
Sweet home Alabama.
the ~ masculine ~ version of justgirlythings
Then we should also bring those justgirlythings memes back.
You mean just Justmanlythings?
U mean male?
Chrissy Ellis “masculine”
@@diyadasgupta63 do you not know what masculine means?
It's so nice to see such an older man so good with the internet! Props to him for not letting his seniority ruin his progression!
that account is so confusing 😭 they go from crying about how “woman don’t care about men anymore” to saying that you should care more about money then people’s feelings like what
God I wish Cody was a car so I could date him
Oh. Didn’t expect to see you here.
@andrea guevara SJKAKSKSJK
andrea guevara omg y e s
Same
He would be a lambo. He's more beautiful than women.
I’m on a Cody Ko binge after Jake Paul tried to do who knows what with that video lmao
He tried to "Cancel" him
Same, Jake's thing reminded me how awesome Cody is. Watching everything again!
yes
viktorya psychedelic.souljam LMFAO WTF
Ikr
That "No one will ever care for you brother, swallow the red pill" is fucking priceless 😂😂
I'm on something of an involuntary staycation myself right now.
when you're a sad boi but also deeply entrenched in toxic masculinity this is what we get
Sad boi + toxic masculinity + entitlement to whoever they want = school shooter
Also called Incel
Who the fk says "toxic masculinity"?? lol
I'm compelled to think that profile is satire (the name "man of wise words" is the biggest indicator) but idk anymore these days
Sir Babz what other term applies then?
These "words of wisdom" sound like they were put together with the predictive text on phone keyboards
depressed ceiling fan 💀💀💀💀💀
Omg you right
A man and a woman in book form of the book from under my bed and I still have to be my friend is the house that I love you too this comment is just a whole day and its still not working please response as fast as possible and the house that you don't know to know everything this is not the case of a sequel to a chapter in book form of the book.
Example of your text
It's does! Lmao. Either that or a bad " auto translate" from another language
I'm a soft Stan but like hyunjin and then others times I'm like a bit of a drug dealers
I don't know if Cody knows it.... But these posters are made by teenage graphic design interns working minimal wage... I've personally worked for a page like this one they basically ask us to make 10 to 20 posters a day.... And there are no off days they keep asking for it over phone if they are not satisfied with seo content of it they'll ask again doesn't matter its 2am... Or I am at someone's funeral....its exhausting and frustrating ... I quit after 2 months but they just got someone in place of me. It's just sad. They say this is important to gain experience... Which is.... Kinda true.... And without job we won't get a job and they use us using this premise.... It's not fair.
Wait... you guys are getting paid (interns?)
If I don’t have enough sleep bc of these notifications..... I will throw hands pretty soon
Yes for "staycation" No for "Quarantine"
Matty Smokes uploaded Vape hotbox part 2. YOU MUST REACT
MikeNaz YEEEEEEES I support this content 😂😂😂
Gotta get to 100 nic
MikeNaz PLEASE
Omfg he should
The NicGod is back
An 11 minutes and 44 seconds video just to flex he’s verified on instagram. No one can beat Cody
The whole account deserves a place in r/niceguys
I think they never saw Wolf of Wall Street, 'cause if they did, they'd knew that it didn't turn out well for our boy Leo DiCap
This isn’t Love Island episode 9...
Fuck I wanted this so bad
:’(
Jrue i need that bad asf
be GRATEFUL 😔
Jrue love island literally isn’t even on this channel
My girlfriend of 2 years just broke up with me and im sad as shit, but this dude is motivating me to never become as pathetic as him and learn to move on. Thank you for showing me this dude chody
Onda_Dr_Quinn Im sorry that happened to you! I hope you’ll find someone or something even better.
@@nippusimmer9028 Perhaps a nice car?
Onda_Dr_Quinn chody
Onda_Dr_Quinn fuck that bitch
MR.STRUGGLE
8:15 The deep animal reference, the slight pause before, and the frustrated but dampened delivery on that "bushbaby" line...all expertly hand-crafted. Magnifique.
So insightful. Iv learned so much
this is basically the toxic masculinity version of justgirlythings
Isabella Maria HAHAHA
Basically
Cody turning on post notification just because it's written on the bio is one of the most old person thing ever
When my gran first got Facebook, she sat with her phone for about 10 minutes and she kept on huffing and getting increasingly annoyed. Then finally she asked me to delete her Facebook, when I asked why she said because these random people keep asking her to be friends with them. She had spent all that time sending requests to all the people who were suggested by the Facebook algorithm.
I prayed she never has to use RUclips, cuz she'd never have time to do anything else but watch all the recommended videos.
... it’s.... a bit lol
or maybe it was a joke setup to immediately turn post noti off after seeing the first post, that seems more likely given that this is a comedy video
@@kaitlyntegrootenhuis4314 R/WOOSH!
It’s 2021, but I am literally watching this in a hotel room because the flooring is being replaced in my apartment after the toilet overflowed so badly in the unit upstairs it rained sewage water into my bedroom and entryway, and wrecked the wood flooring everywhere. The opening to this video was oddly soothing. I am not alone.
"Involuntary staycation". Wow I guess we all know who did it first.
I'm talking about quarantine due to kovid19
Just in case anyone was wondering
Damn, y'all must be droppin TREE TRUNKS to clog a toilet like that
Tampons
LMAOOOOO
ROFL PAZ MA INHALERHHH
BAHAHHAGDIDXBISS
yeah, i doubt kelsey poops like a bird.
Nobody:
French people: 8:25
This deserves more likes 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Noah Ramos underrated comment
@Chicken Nugget Le vieux cliché mdr 😂
En vrai c'est plus beauf que sophistiqué mais bon...
Lmfao
I'm a few days late, but I really needed to hear these today. Thanks Cody (and wisemen), as always
1:21 finding a man with grammar is like searching for a dinosaur in the 21st century
Cody got the “can I speak to your manager” undercut. I love a king who is ready to speak his FUCKING truth.
ohgeography Speak his truth
Eva O'Brien * Speak his *fucking* truth 😂
He's sharing his truth with us and I'm HERE for it
nobody:
words.of.wisemen: [she] be[lie]ve[d]
beve
beve
sbeve? sorry dont know her, i only know *_beve_*
B E V E
sbeve
Touching on some deeper themes there for sure. The whole thing included.
Would the guy making those be an Instacel?
omg is Cody actually gonna get poop trees in his house? shaking and crying rn. 😥😥😥
Nah, if he cleans the floors with man batter he'll be fine
Oh nO NOT POOP TREES!!!!😨😱😱😰😰😰🤯🤯😩🤧🤧😇
Actually he lives in California, they’d be shit bushes
I think im sleep deprived because im scream laughing at this comment
Omg you guys are SO silly! POOP TREES aren't real!
guys maybe cody's hair is like a mood ring but hair. like it changes color depending on his mood. i think i have solved the mystery
Gopic21 Here’s the key:
When he feels older than 100 (which happens very often) it turns gray
Blonde/bleached means he’s having ANOTHER existential crisis
And brown means he’s feeling hipster
wait but what if he gets a -
hmmm/olivia _ a what?
OMG Please do more of these, I'm dying
Was watching an older Danny Gonzalez video and he recommended this one and now I'm laughing way too much, I love it 😂💙
Thank you very much Jake Paul for introducing me to this amazing channel through his cringe video (and thanks to imAlex who introduced me to Jake's video)
Mo it was memeulous for me
Mo same lol
what? where? ImAllexx mentioned about jake paul's video?
I already knew him watch will,George and Alex as well
Willne here
words of wisemen? idk sounds pretty sugar gay to me...
Sugar gaaAAYYY
S U G A R G A Y Y Y Y Y Y
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Sugar gay jokes will always be funny, im so serious, I laugh every time
Can someone please explain what sugar gay is? lol I'm stupid
doing Cody Ko binges soothes my anxiety
this is one of my fav vids ever
"The Mr Struggles of Instagram"
Alegria Tracey fair enough
Gaia Tracey woah same name bro, you think we're related?
Alegria Tracey bro no you ugly
Gaia Tracey gonna report you bro
Alegria Tracey I’ll tell mum
Cody: makes a video about toxic masculinity
Jake Paul: look at all this hatred... urgh he’s such a cyber bully 😂😂😂 Jake Paul tried it
Jake Paul: look he's cyber bullying his own gender!
Toxic masculinity? Anyone can get resentful. It's not a guy thing.
@@Ublinked Oh, I must of missed it. Where did it say that?
@@Ublinked I mean I didn't hear him specifically mention "Toxic masculinity". You said that was the topic of the video.
@@Ublinked Oh, "kinda". Well that's probably why I missed it. Because the video sorta, maybe, might be about toxic masculinity. It was just very subtle. Anyway, thanks for the explanation but I think I'm going to stick to my original comment and say resentment towards the opposite sex is not a male only thing.
I swear Cody is the only person in the world that can make going from making a joke about having poop trees grow out of the floor, to saying you could get a lung infection, funny.
cody your a legend bro
If you compress the pain correctly you get a pain diamond.
I thought those were called gallstones
nope... tumors
@@PianoSlo damn lol😂😂😂
What happens if you compress the skin correctly?
I’d like it but I don’t want to ruin 420
**cody ko trying to pretend that kelsey didnt break up with him and kick him out for 11 minutes straight**
Gr Wa LMFAOOO
Love you man and your realism pushing reality, if that makes sense..
Cody is prob one of the only channels that actually make me laugh physically out loud
Flex on us with the verified instagram, I see you
Literally no one:
Wiseman: *M A N B A T T E R*
Sam Shipley HAHAH I DIED LAUGHING
Please make 2nd part!
hey kody i love your vids keep up the good work =)