Buckle up (The Bazaar)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

Комментарии • 190

  • @suakeli
    @suakeli 22 дня назад +559

    There's nothing as permanent as a temporary shelter

    • @GoblinGold-l5w
      @GoblinGold-l5w 22 дня назад +25

      You have to upgrade it because it scales

    • @ladamedesaraignees1764
      @ladamedesaraignees1764 22 дня назад +41

      It's permanent when you're the motherfucking Lord of Chocolate

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 22 дня назад +16

      NL should become a Swiss mountaineer with how much chocolate he buys

    • @wikem123
      @wikem123 21 день назад +1

      +2

  • @slientkillli7433
    @slientkillli7433 22 дня назад +342

    I don't know how but he managed to get 9 more wins in just 10 minutes.

  • @ashceffy
    @ashceffy 22 дня назад +227

    3:01 he can’t stop glazing the bottle ship even when it’s on the other team my god

  • @SeventeenthSquid
    @SeventeenthSquid 22 дня назад +689

    25 minute video? I'm sure everything is gonna go great!

  • @duncanw3861
    @duncanw3861 22 дня назад +178

    >four days of consecutive losses
    >this build needs some juice so it can pop
    >gumballs
    >chocolate
    >monster loot
    >curio
    please i’m going insane i can’t take much more of this

    • @BenCox-sj6dx
      @BenCox-sj6dx 21 день назад +22

      No you dont understand, getting 3 damage and 150 max health is too important to pass up for getting actual good items

    • @grimmparagon427
      @grimmparagon427 21 день назад +4

      i dunno why he's afraid of looking for other builds or better items, he just finds an early item and giga buffs it

    • @jonasjensen9281
      @jonasjensen9281 21 день назад +4

      dont forget the mandatory slow item

  • @zairnator6410
    @zairnator6410 22 дня назад +270

    “Crit chance of 9” famous last words

    • @ninteythree93
      @ninteythree93 22 дня назад +17

      fun fact: Lee Harvey Oswald hit the 9% crit

    • @eduardog3000
      @eduardog3000 22 дня назад +17

      "What are you gonna do, crit me?"

  • @derpaboopderp1286
    @derpaboopderp1286 22 дня назад +131

    Idk how much more crows nest cutlass i can handle

  • @srenkristiansen2793
    @srenkristiansen2793 22 дня назад +74

    "We need to find some better items" proceeds to pick chocolate bars and monster loot. Truly a bald play.

  • @sonicx764
    @sonicx764 22 дня назад +128

    5:20 never laughed so much form a bazaar match , comedy gold

    • @ElderSivart
      @ElderSivart 22 дня назад +23

      I like to think if he hadn't checked the crit chance it wouldn't have happened

  • @ValiantSkies
    @ValiantSkies 22 дня назад +86

    5:20 NL took that sniper shot IRL.

    • @roostangarar
      @roostangarar 22 дня назад +3

      Back to the left, just like the classics

  • @Djtu75
    @Djtu75 22 дня назад +52

    The definition of insanity is running the same silencer crow's nest build over and over expecting a different result.
    Lol, Keep up the good work!

    • @dr4gonbl4z3r
      @dr4gonbl4z3r 22 дня назад +8

      It's genuinely probably the best build against Dooleys, but NL REALLY prioritizes some items instead of embracing the glass cannon.

    • @Jude-yk9uc
      @Jude-yk9uc 22 дня назад

      @@dr4gonbl4z3rnah no shot. Treb has wayyyy higher burst

  • @00Krohnos
    @00Krohnos 22 дня назад +236

    We're mindless automatons, of course we can't create original comments

    • @edensfrost
      @edensfrost 22 дня назад +23

      i paint the red😊

    • @Teaguegrant
      @Teaguegrant 22 дня назад

      Ha

    • @donkeykong315
      @donkeykong315 22 дня назад +8

      and I’m LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT, JERRY

    • @zmeiritorukuno
      @zmeiritorukuno 22 дня назад +3

      I am my ship's paint, but I don't use red

    • @Urpog1
      @Urpog1 22 дня назад +1

      BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

  • @revoidance
    @revoidance 22 дня назад +48

    “a heck of a go” yeah… a heck of a go at crow’s nest single weapon

  • @rileybraveheart2888
    @rileybraveheart2888 22 дня назад +65

    Got to love that he gets the "Large items add 10/15 damage to adjacent weapons when used" and then puts a Neural Toxin in between the large item and weapon ICANT
    ...AND THEN HE PUTS A BUCKLE IN BETWEEN THEM

    • @swakner
      @swakner 22 дня назад +1

      yeah I saw that, and he never noticed. sometimes he notices those things after a bit or after losing but he never noticed that issue.

    • @angealreaper5600
      @angealreaper5600 22 дня назад +5

      If it helps you, it would not have changed anything...building everything around 1 burning cutlass is really weak.

    • @burning0951
      @burning0951 22 дня назад

      ​@@angealreaper5600 if he got haste then it can pop, sadly hes chocolate and gumball pilled

    • @aidantaylor3324
      @aidantaylor3324 21 день назад +4

      ​@angealreaper5600 It's actually a very good build right now. It gets double crit, which means 4x damage and burn and it kills dooley faster than most of the lizard or ray builds that are everywhere can kill you

    • @funicio
      @funicio 21 день назад

      @@aidantaylor3324 Double crit applies only to the extra damage on the hit, for total 3x (not 4x damage), and it does not apply to the burn. Burn can still get the crit effect to get double burn though.

  • @NathanielLawrence413
    @NathanielLawrence413 22 дня назад +68

    It is crazy that they cut pufferfish and kept monitor lizard.

    • @CelestialGenesis
      @CelestialGenesis 22 дня назад +3

      i could see why people think theyre tryna force people to buy Dooley to make more money when they do something like that. My buddy caved and bought Dooley because of it

    • @forsaken696
      @forsaken696 22 дня назад +1

      Christmas

    • @bumgop
      @bumgop 22 дня назад +31

      @@CelestialGenesis that is mental illness. the game isnt even out yet. half of the players paid $30+ for a free game and got enough gems to get each character for free. its literally as simple as them releasing a bad patch before a big holiday, making it difficult for them to fix the issues with the patch. they broke the unspoken software dev rule of not releasing a big update on a friday (in this case, before sending their employees on vacation for the holidays)

    • @CelestialGenesis
      @CelestialGenesis 22 дня назад +1

      @@bumgop i wouldn't say buying content to enjoy a game more is a mental illness lmao. That's a reach and a half

    • @bumgop
      @bumgop 22 дня назад +25

      @CelestialGenesis no, the belief that an indie game company releasing their first project meticulously planned the timeline for the patches so that they could purposely release a broken patch before a long holiday vacation, making the gameplay experience worse for most players, in the hopes that the 50% of their playerbase that got the free code from their friends would spend a bit of extra money to get a single character is what i was referring to as mental illness.

  • @rz6711
    @rz6711 22 дня назад +13

    I've committed your name to memory
    What a horrifying statement

  • @alexjporte
    @alexjporte 22 дня назад +10

    the duality of man: the optimism of the first five minutes then looking at the video length.

  • @chaosredemption7409
    @chaosredemption7409 22 дня назад +21

    We haven't been live for 5 minutes yet and I can already tell the comments section is going to be worth the rewatch just to see what happens here.

  • @blockbleak8040
    @blockbleak8040 22 дня назад +29

    Still hoping the friend build can have their day.

    • @sjiorn562
      @sjiorn562 22 дня назад +9

      Or the wide board small weapons build surely

    • @sd6471
      @sd6471 22 дня назад +20

      Or the starting shop with one weapon that he sees and goes, if we can get a crow’s nest

  • @aspenlog7484
    @aspenlog7484 22 дня назад +16

    whats bizarre is why im watching

  • @graysonbellas7366
    @graysonbellas7366 22 дня назад +9

    NL really just reposted the same bazaar video for the past week and thought we wouldn’t notice

  • @CssHDmonster
    @CssHDmonster 22 дня назад +22

    i wonder if this is a single weapon crows nest build with cloak

  • @siwone532
    @siwone532 22 дня назад +70

    Golden rifle so early with a grindstone to give it 5 more dps every 3 seconds. What's with the obsession to the cutlass. He even recognizes it on the video he needs haste for the cutlass. Rifle doesn't need haste as much.

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 22 дня назад +8

      NL is a hysteresis Andy, if an item popped off recently, he overvalues it a lot the next few runs.

    • @OnlyBadPuns
      @OnlyBadPuns 21 день назад +7

      Fiery cutlass is way better than rifle. The rifle being gold does not matter at all

    • @mattoleary811
      @mattoleary811 21 день назад

      @@OnlyBadPuns Its only better if he can get it hasted

    • @OnlyBadPuns
      @OnlyBadPuns 21 день назад +5

      @@mattoleary811 not true at all. Just the burn he was stacking from it was doing more dps than the rifle would've been doing

    • @grayle2718
      @grayle2718 17 дней назад

      Rifle ia genuinely awful, he made the right call. Low consistent damage with no DOT is worthless in this patch

  • @Kenraali11
    @Kenraali11 22 дня назад +7

    WAITER! THE USUAL PLEASE!

  • @Subsistence69
    @Subsistence69 22 дня назад +14

    Could this be the beginning of an NL renaissance? Where he’ll read descriptions and try new items and synergies?

    • @Poptartsareravioli1
      @Poptartsareravioli1 22 дня назад +12

      Its NL cmon

    • @angealreaper5600
      @angealreaper5600 22 дня назад +6

      Never gonna happen, prepare for a lot of crows nest silencer runs with just 1 lighthitting weapon

    • @Subsistence69
      @Subsistence69 20 дней назад

      @@Poptartsareravioli1 coping hard

  • @krd24551
    @krd24551 22 дня назад +18

    We are in the anti-variety era, bro is a full-on Bazaar streamer.
    And I'm loving every minute of it, Jerry.

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 22 дня назад +1

      Cycles, busts and booms, buddy. We just left the hyper variety era.

  • @MagisterMagnificum
    @MagisterMagnificum 21 день назад +2

    Saying "Crit chance of nine" out loud made it a guaranteed crit...

  • @sirthursday6159
    @sirthursday6159 22 дня назад +5

    19:35 NL hates winning (skips cinders)

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 22 дня назад +9

    Thanks for the hit, needed my fix.

  • @missingknown
    @missingknown 22 дня назад +16

    Haven't even watched it yet, but I'm guessing a single weapon build
    AND I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT JERRY

  • @sleepfailure3914
    @sleepfailure3914 22 дня назад +15

    I’ve been putting a lot of thought into this and I’m really starting to think that NL might be the goated white boy

  • @Rex-ik9hf
    @Rex-ik9hf 22 дня назад +12

    5:20 he was shot in real life

  • @gregparchem6042
    @gregparchem6042 22 дня назад +5

    Here early asking if we plan on finishing out the slay the spire series

  • @genieinthepot2455
    @genieinthepot2455 22 дня назад +13

    That submarine in the same shop as the crows nest had to have been the better line right? He had the 40% crit on large items skill and giga shield synergy with the temp shelter.
    He likes the submarine as well so it suprised me to see NL not even consider it so I might be missing something.

    • @OnlyBadPuns
      @OnlyBadPuns 21 день назад +4

      It might've been a decent line. Sub isn't that good in general right now but having 20% crit for it already at that point and the grindstone make it a possible option. It's not really "shield synergy" with the temp shelter though they just both give shield

    • @genieinthepot2455
      @genieinthepot2455 21 день назад +1

      @OnlyBadPuns woops. Was mixing up the subs ability with the spiky shield "do dmg equal to your shield". Sub is actually like the opposite lol

  • @mcgoo721
    @mcgoo721 18 дней назад

    Good thing we upgraded the temporary shelter so much! Really tied the build together.

  • @Kevin-zt1ne
    @Kevin-zt1ne 22 дня назад +5

    Planks? We walk them
    Ships? Paint them (red - paint)
    All? Cannons (no ball)
    How bazaar the comments have become

  • @garrettjones494
    @garrettjones494 22 дня назад +8

    13 bazaar videos in a row and not one person complaining!

  • @zacharygrouwinkel1534
    @zacharygrouwinkel1534 22 дня назад +4

    Was really hoping this was a 0 piece given the time

  • @benlavine6259
    @benlavine6259 22 дня назад +4

    16:04 thats......... why i'm here

  • @jackdiseker3467
    @jackdiseker3467 22 дня назад +1

    8:20 I know he does it earlier in the video, but him selling the extract without putting the poison item on the board Type A'ed me like a fucking atom bomb.

  • @G33KST4R
    @G33KST4R 22 дня назад +2

    5:19 - Vanessa sends her regards

  • @joekaczowski1822
    @joekaczowski1822 22 дня назад +2

    woke up with right arm paralyzed. came back when NL posted.

  • @Sw33tR0llThief
    @Sw33tR0llThief 22 дня назад

    I see a buckle in the thumbnail and a 25 minute length, this one is gunna be a banger

  • @youseeIkick
    @youseeIkick 22 дня назад +6

    I've never played that game but cant the grindstone go over the silencer since its not a weapon? I don't know if I should be type A'ing rn smh

    • @Kalslice
      @Kalslice 22 дня назад +5

      Grindstone and silencer both only give their damage buffs to a weapon placed directly adjacent on their left, but the silencer gives its cooldown reduction no matter where it’s placed

    • @Robzooo7
      @Robzooo7 22 дня назад +1

      ​@@Kalslice
      Grindstone doesnt say adjacent just to the left can it really not be placed after silencer?

    • @iang0th
      @iang0th 22 дня назад +1

      @@Robzooo7 It's bad wording. It really has to be adjacent, even though it doesn't say that.

  • @PaintingStallion
    @PaintingStallion 22 дня назад

    Honestly this start wasn’t bad the early opponents were just cracked

  • @kokosan09
    @kokosan09 20 дней назад

    "crit chance of 9" famous last words 😂

  • @johngleeman8347
    @johngleeman8347 20 дней назад

    I was surprised Baron Egg didn't run Pimp Cane with how much health he was stacking. XD

  • @RobotnikPlngas
    @RobotnikPlngas 21 день назад

    25 min video? This can only mean one thing... DUELYYYYY

  • @koriduu
    @koriduu 22 дня назад

    When the regen ring could have been at 9 poison if his brain wasn't so hard focused on a silencer doing nothing on the board.

  • @kodythornton2452
    @kodythornton2452 22 дня назад +1

    Oh course we start the new bazaar video 30 sevonds after it launches we bazaar guys

  • @turkleton456
    @turkleton456 21 день назад

    Hes become so crows nest pilled he actually thinks can only have one weapon on the board. Deciding between the cutlass and rifle was type A chatters nightmare, especially when he has two items that buff a weapon

    • @davidballantyne4492
      @davidballantyne4492 21 день назад +1

      well, he'd need some way to reload the rifle or it'd only shoot once if it's not the only weapon.

  • @Krankidor334
    @Krankidor334 21 день назад

    Dance with the one who brought you guys when they see a bronze flaming cutlass

  • @bobbydeclown8430
    @bobbydeclown8430 22 дня назад +2

    choosing silencer over grindstone hurts

  • @pancakesarebetter
    @pancakesarebetter 20 дней назад

    Bro talks about how the burn is starting to pop and then immediately sells all burn items lol

  • @cybercobra2
    @cybercobra2 22 дня назад

    putting in the silencer over the grindstone kinda crazy to me ngl

  • @ZeketheZealot
    @ZeketheZealot 22 дня назад

    This is the single strongest build that has gone absolutely nowhere

  • @monkaeyes
    @monkaeyes 22 дня назад

    Bro got sniped through the damn screen 😂

  • @color2550
    @color2550 22 дня назад +1

    "Buckle up buddy" I can hear his voice say that in my head

  • @Anthony-nt2bb
    @Anthony-nt2bb 22 дня назад

    25 minutes, must be a speedrun

  • @Stinkbug_Ab
    @Stinkbug_Ab 22 дня назад

    Rip that dooley ending

  • @dylanon3k
    @dylanon3k 22 дня назад

    How am I already yelling at the screen 5 minutes in

  • @xXlizamaXx
    @xXlizamaXx 22 дня назад +1

    This is the kind of video that makes me want to buy the game to see if I can do a better job than him

  • @derdrakkar
    @derdrakkar 22 дня назад +2

    I paint my Jaballians red and they are not pacifists...

  • @mattcroft
    @mattcroft 20 дней назад

    At no point did I understand what he was trying to do

  • @mrmr3141
    @mrmr3141 18 дней назад

    Am i losing it or was grindstone with the multicast squid something worth considering?

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 10 дней назад

    He sold the cutlass scaling stone at the start of the game and ended up with a belt instead... that's why the video is 25 minutes long.

  • @kaik168
    @kaik168 22 дня назад +1

    I paint my pants brown...

  • @eddiefire8423
    @eddiefire8423 22 дня назад +7

    My back hurts :(

    • @xander6357
      @xander6357 22 дня назад

      Sorry

    • @JL-mf6vy
      @JL-mf6vy 22 дня назад

      Take some ibuprofen my man

    • @eddiefire8423
      @eddiefire8423 22 дня назад

      @@JL-mf6vy I don't like to deal with narcotics my good sir.

  • @lumpwurtroot
    @lumpwurtroot 21 день назад

    We gonna hear him badmouth dooleys for at least 2 more weeks before we see the first time he played the game he picked dooley
    And won without cutlass

  • @bweepbweepbwep
    @bweepbweepbwep 22 дня назад

    fastest 10 win ive ever seen

  • @BaTycoon
    @BaTycoon 22 дня назад

    Lets get buckled

  • @reveler279
    @reveler279 22 дня назад

    am i missing something? why didn't he just play the fiery cutlass with the grindstone or silencer when he got it?

    • @reveler279
      @reveler279 22 дня назад

      does the silencer even work on the temporary shelter? im so confused

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 22 дня назад +1

      Silencer only gives attack to a weapon on the left, but gives cooldown reduction wherever on the board

  • @TheTobiasandersen95
    @TheTobiasandersen95 22 дня назад

    5 sec cutlass, NL be like "ay, np we swing that thing"
    6 sec cane, NL be like "no haste, literally unplayable" 😅

  • @carnifex423
    @carnifex423 22 дня назад +1

    Wait, it’s all The Bazaar?

  • @alex__9001
    @alex__9001 22 дня назад

    Buckle? No thanks I don’t need max health

  • @Medsas
    @Medsas 22 дня назад

    when will NL learn that his crow’s nest builds are weak to freeze?

  • @ZZalles1
    @ZZalles1 21 день назад

    23:32 AWARE

  • @amaryllis6501
    @amaryllis6501 21 день назад

    5:19 absolute cienma

  • @LiamGuppy
    @LiamGuppy 22 дня назад

    when is this game getting out of closed beta i cant play it because didnt get a invite or link and really want to play it lol

    • @kookoo275
      @kookoo275 20 дней назад

      My brother in Christ just pay the $20 or whatever

  • @pepsicorp-se
    @pepsicorp-se 22 дня назад +4

    I ship my paint red... but I paint don't use ...

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 22 дня назад

      All ball, no cannon

    • @johngleeman8347
      @johngleeman8347 20 дней назад

      Are pacifists... all not Jabalians?

  • @styx85
    @styx85 3 дня назад

    I don't understand why he's running bronze fishing net over gold rifle? Even before getting the inescapable crow's nest?

  • @tatokainjones9029
    @tatokainjones9029 22 дня назад

    I need this game on the switch

  • @enumthunder
    @enumthunder 22 дня назад

    Lfg more bazaar content i love it

  • @molesrcoool
    @molesrcoool 21 день назад

    Damage scaling on lifesteal multicast? Not good enough, sell it. Run the fixed damage silencer and a random slow item instead

  • @cpc205__yt
    @cpc205__yt 22 дня назад +1

    me when I get in the car

  • @blossomi.2824
    @blossomi.2824 21 день назад

    Usually I don’t say anything about NL’s builds because I watch the Bazaar I don’t play it but this was just an egregious run. Vanessa is a glass cannon, you want to burst an enemy down or 1 shot crit before they get a chance to kill you. But he just keeps buying chocolate over and over and over 😭😭 it’s starting to hurt. And why does temporary shelter get priority over everything? Shield is good for Vanessa so she can stay alive long but it means nothing if her DPS sucks. Even life steal can’t change that

  • @Waffles_Syrup
    @Waffles_Syrup 22 дня назад

    in my opinion, cutlass is the only good build that can kill dooley. BUT, you need to get to like 250 damage minimum. something to crit haste, then the time down to less than 3 seconds at least, and alacrity or flurry of blows to instant kill dooley before he can freeze you for 10 seconds, unless you have radiant then it is almost a free win. the worst build i encounter is the freaking pig freeze build.

    • @derdrakkar
      @derdrakkar 22 дня назад

      Trebuchet with good haste skills (haste weapon when using non weapon, crashing waves, haste aquatics on combat start, etc.) can roflstomp metadooleys pretty reliably.

  • @NeoBoneGirl
    @NeoBoneGirl 22 дня назад +3

    Dude a Vanessa run no way

  • @maltseasalt
    @maltseasalt 22 дня назад

    We’re bazaa guys of course we hate Dooley

  • @bigspagheti4119
    @bigspagheti4119 20 дней назад

    My streamer talks about how bad he needs haste 10x then says he won't mess around with cooldown reduction, truly bald plays.

    • @bigspagheti4119
      @bigspagheti4119 20 дней назад

      Then two minutes later "You could really use the cooldown reduction" ON THE WEAPON HE SKIPPED FEATHERS FROM THE CURIO SHOP OVER I'm going schizo mode.

  • @themodernshoe2466
    @themodernshoe2466 22 дня назад +1

    NL I think you sink too many opportunities on buy/sell scaling. Chocolates for temporary shelter were good this run up to a point but mid/late game I think you would have been better off looking for pivots/burns by going to more shops/events.

  • @Sathelith
    @Sathelith 20 дней назад

    fucking domed on day two jesus.

  • @davidballantyne4492
    @davidballantyne4492 21 день назад

    When you find yourself hitting a wall perhaps you should spend a little more time thinking about what you're doing rather than doing the same actions on autopilot every time? Also, just re-check your skills/items briefly when you make a change - it wouldn't have made much difference, but there was 0 benefit from having the Buckle between your Shelter and Cutlass when you could have been getting +15 damage instead.

  • @william14able
    @william14able 22 дня назад

    Yay! More crowsnest

  • @Himafrodiet
    @Himafrodiet 22 дня назад

    I think he actually lost it this time

  • @ashceffy
    @ashceffy 22 дня назад

    Oh god… 25 min video…

  • @andrewdodd4949
    @andrewdodd4949 22 дня назад

    25 minute video.... why us?

  • @oscargonzalez3599
    @oscargonzalez3599 21 день назад

    Egg keep talking about Super Auto Pet...why do you keep doing this

  • @MeltingData
    @MeltingData 22 дня назад

    most talented single weapon + crows nest player

  • @AirinTV
    @AirinTV 22 дня назад

    help me