I wonder how can't they just use FACTIONS as characters? Detective has an agency, that can send a replacement if their prime character is injured or dead. Soldier can have a "reinforcement" sent in from the base. And so on.
There is a really good spin-off system for Cthulhu, called Delta Green. It's Cold War to modern day and the players are all part of an organization, similar to the CIA, that go around and try to disrupt Cults and so on.
@@kaldo_kaldo first, why are your legs exposed in combat? you should be behind cover, next, are you wearing anything to protect your legs like jeans or flac pants? next since it is your leg according to the rules there is a minute before you die of bleeding out and can quickly have the blood flow stopped, and you can even resort to magic. also, if you have 8HP that was some shit rolls.
@@simonbanzhaf2352 I'm thinking he read the 5 as a 2 (depending on handwriting 2 and 5 are just flipped). He THAN saw the sign of multiplication as a plus sign. Probably a sign he's dyslexic. I've made, similar mistakes...
@@Kenar.E Stand from jjba part 4, has the ability to turn anything it touches into a bomb to be detonated at a later time. It looks like David Bowie fused with a cat.
Yes, this was really bugging me because that is my favorite opening from any of his stories and I'm sitting here thinking, "have I been wrong about which short story that was this whole time?" lol
Just a friendly reminder that "Mind Transfer is a spell, it's a permenant mind swap, and it doesn't require a human target. Your GM might make you lose sanity, in your new body, but sanity is for people who aren't Shoggoth wizards.
Fred Challenger Scrolled all the way through to see if someone had addressed this yet. Proud that I showed such restraint, disappointed that it took 10 minutes longer than just repeating your comment. C’est la vie.
The Horror in Clay is the first chapter in the short story The Call of Cthulhu. The next chapter is The Tale of Inspector Legrasse, and the third is The Madness from the Sea.
@@LordOmnipraetor Yeah that confused me. As he was reading it out, I thought, "That's Call of Cthulhu." Then he said it's something else, so I came straight to comments to see if anyone was going to say something. I now remember that what I read was the full book, with all those as the chapters.
OoOOoOoooooooOooh hello there! I have found this book under close to a burning pile of books. The book surely says that it will bring great daaaaanger, it is called Necronomicon and from what I've read so far it wants to bring the evi... Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Puffin chose to shy away from knowledge to avoid going mad thats why he freed his mind from basic arithmetics. Lest he wakes an unfathomable horror upon the world from the miss use of the cursed art of multiplication
You say that as a joke, but unironically, there's a Lovecraft story called Dreams in the Witch House where a guy learns witchcraft, as in literal, Satan-communing, baby-sacrificing witchcraft, by being good at geometry
@@ikebirchum6591 I fear what one mathematician would know after studying fictionary numbers and formulas then, immortality?, a calculus to summon a elder god?, a universal constant that proves that the gods are real and they hate us?, type of shit.
3:04 Are we just going to ignore the fact that Killer Queen is in that closet? Although I probably wouldn't touch the door handle... *Killer Queen has already touched the door handle*
I have NO intention of playing Call of Cthulhu. ...buuuut I DO kinda wanna do an Indianna Jones setting of Pulp Cthulhu. Pulp Cthulhu should have the tagline of "Serious, AND Also Fun!".
@@MindOfGenius what's so unfun about normal cthulhu? Sure, you're weak, but that's the whole point. Cant have an underdog story without some good old struggling against terrible odds. Anyways, I think some of the things talked about in this video were 6th edition stuff, I'd check out 7th edition it's pretty much universally agreed to be better.
@@timjones5953 Everything. To answer your question. You have exemplary world building but are telling your players that they will never be part of it. It's not anti heroic, it's anti fun. Anti heroic would be GURPS WW2. A single Luger shot nearly killed one of my PC's, however they very much can impact the setting. The very idea that no matter what you do you lose or it's overall worthless makes it so there is no point in even bothering. I imagine the game sells to people who like clickers.
@@timjones5953 6th Edition seemed (never really jumped into it, obviously) less "underdog story" and more " 'why would anyone care?' like an old drunk chucking empty beer bottles in a park as other people are trying to clean it up." In Cthulhu, you're going to lose. Eventually, somehow. In Pulp Cthulhu, you'll at least get off a shot or two before your eventual demise.
I enjoyed that short story and based a one shot CoC game on it. But yeah....the unfortunately named cat means that I can't bring that story up in polite casual conversation.
As GM (or keeper in this case) there is little more hilarious than watching your typical D&D players try and play CoC like D&D and get totally wrecked by it.
Im running a Call of Cathulu one shot for Halloween this year, my group normaly plays D&D. I just had a player tell me how excited they are to play a front line tank, this will be fun
@@iregretthis8351Just had a similar thing happen with the 1-3 shot scenario I started yesterday, one of the players went in thinking they were gonna be a god of combat, first round of the combat encounter which he started and brought on himself by provoking a bootlegger had him stabbed and bleeding on the floor with 4 hit points left cause he failed his dodge roll badly, his character had to be rushed to hospital, everyone took combat a lot more seriously after that 😂
My favorite CoC experience is when my friend went insane for 9 days in the middle of combat, he didn't survive the first round. I unloaded a burst shot from my Thomson, rolled poorly, and shot my friend 17 times in the head. Great game, 10/10.
Cthulhu: my form is infinite, the universe doesn't run on rules Humanity: so things can happen with no reason? Cthulhu: yes puny mortal, your~ Humanity: so you leaving us alone or us beating you for no reason is possible? Cthulhu: ...........
Cthulhu: You puny mortals will never understand... I am omnipresent throughout darkest recesses of your pathetic animal minds. I am not controlled by your pitiful four dimensional existence. I am God, the great Cthulhu of Ryleh... No mere mortal such as you shall ever reach my level of power! Old Man Henderson: *Kicks down door with a superpowered shotgun in hand* Found ye you overgrown octopus! Gimme back me wee men ye sad excuse fer sushi! Cthulhu: Well shit. I had to open my mouth didn't I?
Cthulhu: Mortal, the universeis random, I exist beyond the realm of your false time, your existence is meaningless! Humanity: uh-huh, and? Cthulhu:...your death is inevitable and your existence means nothing is the universe! Humanity: ...and? we kind of figured all of this out a long time ago...
I ran a short COC campaign which was based on "The Dreams in the Witch House", "The Crack'd and Crook'd House", and "The Whisperer in Darkness". All four PCs survived, although three of the PCs' were brains in jars on their way to Yuggoth. It was the first COC campaign I'd ever run. I hope to do another someday.
This is one of my favorite RPG settings. CoC has the biggest immersion potential because you don't play a lvl 20 powergamed d&d 3.5 character that literally can kill a Terrasque in turn one (never losing an initiative too). We have one of the best dms out there. She tailors the CoC adventures to play in our timeline and we play as ourselves. This is "insanely" funny if you catch my drift. We had a lot of "that's crazy, but I really think we would do that" moments. We in our group went to school together and we are still friends almost 20 years down the road. We have changed, obviously. But the "play-yourself" setting brings out a lot of memories as well. I can only recommend it.
As someone else put it, "Didn't take long for this to devolve into 'your brand of fun is stupid!'". DND can be just as immersive if you've got a halfway decent DM at the helm (and aren't playing a garbo edition)
@@SvarogAristaeusAllen As someone else put it, "Didn't take long for somebody to misread something negative into that comment". We've played 5 sessions of CoC rpg and maybe 100 D&D ones. We've invested more time into houserules for 3.5 than WotC invested into 3.5. We loved it and it was immersive. But try playing yourself in a low fantasy setting where everything is normal until everything goes to shit and you go crazy. It's a different story. That's all I'm saying. I can assure you that there are many "brands of fun" out there. All of which are great, if they fit your taste.
Have you seen “The laundry files” RPG which comes from “The laundry” novels by Charles Stross, which are basically Cthulu Mythos but more Ian Fleming, Len Deighton or Tom Clancy secret service type stories?
Just in case you didnt know. Theres an alternative set of rules for more combat based campaigns called "Pulp Cthulhu" that is also made by Chaosium. It would allow for that Indiana Jones style game you want
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
@@MoonIitStroll That's the only explanation I could ever categorize under "plausible". I seriously don't see any way to get that result with just those two numbers and that one operation, no matter how much you misread
3:12 That idea of chaos and and man's helplessness is what I love about reading ancient epics, because they are full of characters exploring and wrestling with how we ought to live in that grim world. They call the destined destruction of all Fate, which is above even the god's themselves.
2:19 *pauses* I just want to know how you got 12 out of that. like...you could make an entire video on how you logic'd that and I would be really intrigued cus I can't for the life of me figure out how you get 12
The theories seem to be that he looked at the 5 upside down and the x diagonally. I mean it could happen if he's swimming in notes or somehow playing DnD in a hamster wheel.
Thank you for being one of the first and definitely the best at explaining not only HOW CoC works, but what it IS as a system of mythology. And thank you for not assuming we have all read the books. I have seen "In the Mouth of Madness" and Reanimator and that is about it.
When I played this game my DM had what I considered a very fair (though totally non canon) setup: While he did sanity checks ALOT and set the thresholds rather high to succeed whenever "dark cosmic truths" were on the table, he offered *THREE* methods to restore sanity, all reasonable IMO. First was rest. While you healed hp at 2 every week, you healed sanity at one point every two weeks, simply by keeping your mind unstressed and free of the horrors of the Beyond. Second, you could take Laudenum or Heroin to either lower lower sanity score or temporary raise your dice pool for sanity checks (the trade off being every use ran the risk of drug addiction and all those nasty penalties if you didn't maintain the habit). Finally, in his version the Abramhamic God was very real, it was simply one deity out of the many cosmic beings out there. It created humanity, protected them from the WORST of things, and eternally aided them whenever it could. Knowing this *COULD* give a spiritually tuned and intelligent character really good sanity and sanity saving scores. However it was equally likely in those cases that your character would learn their "almighty god" was just one of many hostile ones (and not even *remotely* the most powerful) and mentally shatter at the revelation (LOTS of strategic dice rolls were involved in gaining this boon). So there you are: three means to improve sanity. One borderline impractical but present, the other two completely risk/reward based.
I've been running a CoC campaign with a group of friends over Discord and we honestly Like the game system ourselves. and I'm glad I had learned about it from your channel back when you made the first CoC video I think. Thanks Puffin
you can get your mental health back if you don't reach a certain threshold it isn't that your fight is futile either, its just *really* really difficult
Puffin:sees *10x5 and comes up with 12* Puffin: yea that sounds about right I may not be a mathematician, but I'm fairly certain theres no possible way to combine 10 and 5 and get 12 Edit: I mean combine 10 and 5 only, without any other numbers
I played this for the first time at comic con with 2 of my friends and also my mum. It was extremely fun, even for my mother who hadn't touched a tabletop rpg since the 80's.
@@blakeking1125 Really ignorance is bliss. The dark gods that are out there could care less about us and we more or less want to keep it that way. Because they can be pretty bad if we don't.
Not quite to be honest. C'thulu much like his bretheren are for all intents and purposes gods. He is just the high priest of an even Bigger, scarier god called Azzatoth.
years back My Brother, a friend and I played CoC, as we played teen armature ghost hunters, it was the rare time I actually didn't die in the session, as I played a meat head dude who was hell bend on "Punching a Ghost"
I thoroughly enjoyed watching this video. My first TTRPG will be starting soon and having this quick glimpse was very helpful. Time to make my character sheet and hope for the best! Great video btw
Cthulhu comes in a lot of variants too. One is called Pulp Cthulhu, which is basically that Indiania idea you wanted. In it, the players are heroic, and going insane has its perks. In others, like Invictus, you realize just how nice having a gun really is.
I really like this. Maybe you can do similar videos explaining the lore and mechanics for other tabletop rpgs like Deadlands, or the Star Wars rpgs. Cause those are also ones I’m interested in trying.
Here's a story To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around "He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip "And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip" In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more One…
"Why don't I run a Call of Cthulhu game, but Indiana Jones themed!" Bro, that's what the Pulp Cthulhu rule set is for, my man. They've literally gotcha, dude.
1:24 so the solution is there is an artifact that is making a magical barrier preventing technology in the area, including cars and guns, from working, so it becomes a race using ingenuity.
The more I learn of H.P. Lovecraft as a person, the more I see how he _really_ let his personal failings influence his works. After having "too frail of a constitution" for math (i.e. the basis of scientific education), he then makes a universe, where science is basically a straight pathway to humanity's destruction.
A friend of mine once said this about him: "Half of his work makes me say, 'this poor child needs a hug,' the other half makes me say, 'this dude needs a punch in the face.'"
The fact that he was perpetually anxiety riddled mess with a crippling fear of the unknown was definitely a factor, the unknown in this case be such things as : working class people, air conditioning units, people whose skin was darker than his, any religion or system of faith, and Einsteins theory of relativity.
I remember there were a few fladh animations years ago from the "Knights of the Dinner Table", one dealt with Cthulu... one character, Brian, found a book and immediately burned it. I always laughed, but having never played, didn't know if it was REALLY funny... now I know it is both hilarious AND true.
2:00
Friendly reminder: this man has a biochemistry degree.
Oh dear god
There is no hope for us
Wait *WHAT?*
As someone with a degree in Biochemistry and Pharmacology, this is not good for my inferiority complex.
his sanity is just non existent
"If you get hit by a bullet you could die" Ben 2019
That is ironically counter-intuitive in RPG ;D
I wonder how can't they just use FACTIONS as characters? Detective has an agency, that can send a replacement if their prime character is injured or dead. Soldier can have a "reinforcement" sent in from the base. And so on.
People die when they are killed!
There is a really good spin-off system for Cthulhu, called Delta Green. It's Cold War to modern day and the players are all part of an organization, similar to the CIA, that go around and try to disrupt Cults and so on.
@@JainZar1 So basically the Global Occult Coalition.
im trying really hard to figure out how "ten times five" can be misinterpeted to make you thing it comes out to 12.......
Same
Maybe he looked at it upside down and thought the 5 was a 2
too much SAN loss?
@@ambrose788 And looked at the multiplication sign diagonally.
What's equally amazing is all the other players that looked it and said, "Yep! Twelve!".
Why is Call of C'thulu so good for one-shots you ask?
Well you see: it usually only takes 1 shot to kill your character.
actually no, there's a lot of healing and first aid rules, armour with hit locations, and use of cover. you only die fast if you think slow.
@@stm7810 + it's actually two bullets
@@stm7810 If you only have 8hp and you take 14 damage to an exposed part of your leg, what's the "think fast" way out of that?
@@kaldo_kaldo first, why are your legs exposed in combat? you should be behind cover, next, are you wearing anything to protect your legs like jeans or flac pants? next since it is your leg according to the rules there is a minute before you die of bleeding out and can quickly have the blood flow stopped, and you can even resort to magic. also, if you have 8HP that was some shit rolls.
@@stm7810 You're blessed if all of your combat begins from cover. Never been ambushed?
When 10 x 5 = 12 you know you've already lost all of your remaining sanity.
Or reached this profound enlightenment
I'm just curious how they came up with 12.
@@KingDugan I have a theory, Ben took 10(5) as 10 + (10/5). 10/5 =2. 10+2 = 12. Why would he do this? Idk
@@KingDugan My guess is he rolled 5d10 and did very poorly.
😂😂😂
Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad are you at math?
Puffin Forest: "12"
I’m trying to work out how he even got that...10/5+10?
roll 5d10?
@@simonbanzhaf2352 I'm thinking he read the 5 as a 2 (depending on handwriting 2 and 5 are just flipped). He THAN saw the sign of multiplication as a plus sign. Probably a sign he's dyslexic. I've made, similar mistakes...
@@Zeliegrim we also don't know how tired he and his table were at that point as well, could've been pretty late with people checking out upstairs
@@TheNephilimofEmpireCity very true, thank you for that point.
"Not what we thought it was..."
Me: Oh they probably added and made it 15
"12"
Me: *confused math noises*
Probably 1d10+5.
Sanity is the same score as Willpower at character creation, Mana is 1/5th... if they played 7th Edition.
Obviously Ben accidentally used eldritch logic in his calculations.
Confused math noises xD
I assume he took 5 d10 and rolled horrifically low.
Exercise: attach these events to their respective RPG:
1: "Rock falls, everyone dies"
2: "Book falls, everyone is mad"
Ben failed elementary math, everyone is mad
"Some aspect of Evil"
*Killer Queen behind the door*
Codename: Crisis
Kira isn’t evil. He just wants his quiet life
@@theman6422 this is true but the way he goes about achieving this "quiet life" is evil
Who is she?
KILLER QUEEN BAKUDAN BITE ZA DUSTO
@@Kenar.E Stand from jjba part 4, has the ability to turn anything it touches into a bomb to be detonated at a later time. It looks like David Bowie fused with a cat.
The Story that he reads from, "The Horror in the Clay" is the first 'chapter' of Lovecraft's most popular short story "The Call of Cthulhu"
Yes, this was really bugging me because that is my favorite opening from any of his stories and I'm sitting here thinking, "have I been wrong about which short story that was this whole time?" lol
I preferred the shunned house
@@princesstinklepanties2720 I prefer _TheColour out of Space._
Puffin Forest: ''Humanity can't win in Call of Cthulhu''
Me: "You have clearly never heard of Old man Henderson."
Herr sctzelnatzi
Where ya be keeping me wee lil' men, ya damned culty!
Figured out what the nasties are weak against. Point blank annihilation.
Just a friendly reminder that "Mind Transfer is a spell, it's a permenant mind swap, and it doesn't require a human target. Your GM might make you lose sanity, in your new body, but sanity is for people who aren't Shoggoth wizards.
That was Trail of Cthulhu and the whole thing was fake.
"The Horror in the Clay" otherwise known as the first part of Lovecraft's story "The Call of Cthulhu."
Yep.
Fred Challenger Scrolled all the way through to see if someone had addressed this yet. Proud that I showed such restraint, disappointed that it took 10 minutes longer than just repeating your comment. C’est la vie.
The Horror in Clay is the first chapter in the short story The Call of Cthulhu. The next chapter is The Tale of Inspector Legrasse, and the third is The Madness from the Sea.
@@LordOmnipraetor Yeah that confused me. As he was reading it out, I thought, "That's Call of Cthulhu." Then he said it's something else, so I came straight to comments to see if anyone was going to say something. I now remember that what I read was the full book, with all those as the chapters.
OoOOoOoooooooOooh hello there! I have found this book under close to a burning pile of books. The book surely says that it will bring great daaaaanger, it is called Necronomicon and from what I've read so far it wants to bring the evi... Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Theeeere we go again xD
I waaaaaarned you.
Are you gonna go through every video puffin made and just comment like that
Not you again
Welp, i can sleep a little easier now, knowing that Abserd in now on Cthulhu's side. He'll NEVER get out now!...:D
Puffin chose to shy away from knowledge to avoid going mad
thats why he freed his mind from basic arithmetics. Lest he wakes an unfathomable horror upon the world from the miss use of the cursed art of multiplication
You say that as a joke, but unironically, there's a Lovecraft story called Dreams in the Witch House where a guy learns witchcraft, as in literal, Satan-communing, baby-sacrificing witchcraft, by being good at geometry
@@ikebirchum6591 I fear what one mathematician would know after studying fictionary numbers and formulas then, immortality?, a calculus to summon a elder god?, a universal constant that proves that the gods are real and they hate us?, type of shit.
3:04 Are we just going to ignore the fact that Killer Queen is in that closet? Although I probably wouldn't touch the door handle... *Killer Queen has already touched the door handle*
Jojo is everywhere and i somehow haven't lost my fucking mind even though i love it.
Just finished all of Jojo and seeing Killer Queen here was such a fun easter egg!
Jojo
"Guns are very deadly". You should have said something about the holy grail of god killing. SHOTGUNS
And molotov cocktails
Ford pintos and a complete WW2 arsenal.
Only to people.
@@dubuyajay9964 look up the RUclips videos about Herr Snitzlenazi. Yes this is the weirdest yet most epic CoC game.
@@barrybend7189 What about Old Man Jenkins?
Ben: *reading The Horror In The Clay*
Red: See, this is what happens when you don't have the constitution for math.
👏👏👏
HOW LOW DOES YOUR CON SCORE HAVE TO BE TO PREVENT YOU FROM MATH!?
@@ClokworkGremlin your thinking of int not con though i understand the comment.(if your comment was meant to be a joke, my bad, it flew over my head.)
@jallday foster: check what OP said.
Did nobody get this joke
“I wanted to run a 30s Nazi heavy Indiana Jones type adventure!”
That’s why Pulp Cthulhu was invented.
Hope he sees this comment
I have NO intention of playing Call of Cthulhu.
...buuuut I DO kinda wanna do an Indianna Jones setting of Pulp Cthulhu.
Pulp Cthulhu should have the tagline of "Serious, AND Also Fun!".
@@MindOfGenius what's so unfun about normal cthulhu? Sure, you're weak, but that's the whole point. Cant have an underdog story without some good old struggling against terrible odds. Anyways, I think some of the things talked about in this video were 6th edition stuff, I'd check out 7th edition it's pretty much universally agreed to be better.
@@timjones5953 Everything. To answer your question. You have exemplary world building but are telling your players that they will never be part of it. It's not anti heroic, it's anti fun. Anti heroic would be GURPS WW2. A single Luger shot nearly killed one of my PC's, however they very much can impact the setting. The very idea that no matter what you do you lose or it's overall worthless makes it so there is no point in even bothering. I imagine the game sells to people who like clickers.
@@timjones5953 6th Edition seemed (never really jumped into it, obviously) less "underdog story" and more " 'why would anyone care?' like an old drunk chucking empty beer bottles in a park as other people are trying to clean it up."
In Cthulhu, you're going to lose. Eventually, somehow.
In Pulp Cthulhu, you'll at least get off a shot or two before your eventual demise.
"Here's an excerpt from a short story by H.P. Lovecraft."
Just make sure it's not the one with the cat.
His dad named the cat.
I enjoyed that short story and based a one shot CoC game on it. But yeah....the unfortunately named cat means that I can't bring that story up in polite casual conversation.
@@aceofspades9503 just refer to the little guy as "a cute little problematic kitty"
TheLithp exactly. We don’t want to give the furries anything to go off of
@@marcar9marcar972 my dude, furries as the last thing to worry about this
As GM (or keeper in this case) there is little more hilarious than watching your typical D&D players try and play CoC like D&D and get totally wrecked by it.
Im running a Call of Cathulu one shot for Halloween this year, my group normaly plays D&D. I just had a player tell me how excited they are to play a front line tank, this will be fun
@@iregretthis8351Just had a similar thing happen with the 1-3 shot scenario I started yesterday, one of the players went in thinking they were gonna be a god of combat, first round of the combat encounter which he started and brought on himself by provoking a bootlegger had him stabbed and bleeding on the floor with 4 hit points left cause he failed his dodge roll badly, his character had to be rushed to hospital, everyone took combat a lot more seriously after that 😂
I'm actually going to drive myself insane and run my first anything and run a CoC campaign
"One day, humanity's going to fail."
Old Man Henderson says otherwise.
I need to reread that damn story. The madman himself.
There's also Herr Schnitzelnazi who saved humanity and made sure they wouldn't come back.
Old man Henderson.... The hero we need again.
Old Man Henderson was mad already.
Nope. I agree. Humanity is doomed.
I, too, think of Killer Queen as an Eldritch god from another planet
He just comes up to earth with a space ship that looks like sheer heart attack
CTHULU QUEEN, DAISAN NO BAKUDAN, BITES ZA DUETO
Ah yes, H. P. Lovecraft's famous pantheon of unimaginable gods. The Great Cthulu, Dagon, Shub-Niggurath, Yoggsothoth, and Killer Queen
Kira queen jas already touched that door
BITEZ ZA DUSTO
"10 x 5 = 12"
See, this is what happens when you don't have the constitution for math.
Or intelligence
He probably thought it was a d10 + 5
@@imjustryley2197 why... Why'd he think it was plus and not into. There are multiple divisions and multiplication required. How'd they mess that up.
Yay, OSP :D
Just as Hippopotamus Lovecraft would have intended
My favorite CoC experience is when my friend went insane for 9 days in the middle of combat, he didn't survive the first round. I unloaded a burst shot from my Thomson, rolled poorly, and shot my friend 17 times in the head. Great game, 10/10.
A "burst" of almost the entire magazine ? Lmao
Puffin forest: the idea that the world works on logical, understandable principles is a lie we tell ourselves
Also puffin forest: 10×5 = 12
He was following his own advice, staying in the safety of ignorance.
Sadly, he learned, continuing on the path to enlightenment and doom.
*3:02*
Killer Queen has already touched that doorknob, which is why it's gone
Cthulhu: my form is infinite, the universe doesn't run on rules
Humanity: so things can happen with no reason?
Cthulhu: yes puny mortal, your~
Humanity: so you leaving us alone or us beating you for no reason is possible?
Cthulhu: ...........
*humanity gets slimed*
Cthulhu: You puny mortals will never understand... I am omnipresent throughout darkest recesses of your pathetic animal minds. I am not controlled by your pitiful four dimensional existence. I am God, the great Cthulhu of Ryleh... No mere mortal such as you shall ever reach my level of power!
Old Man Henderson: *Kicks down door with a superpowered shotgun in hand* Found ye you overgrown octopus! Gimme back me wee men ye sad excuse fer sushi!
Cthulhu: Well shit. I had to open my mouth didn't I?
Big C goes back to nap from the migraine.
We are like insects to the gods in call of also sex are killed more humans than large animals
Cthulhu: Mortal, the universeis random, I exist beyond the realm of your false time, your existence is meaningless!
Humanity: uh-huh, and?
Cthulhu:...your death is inevitable and your existence means nothing is the universe!
Humanity: ...and? we kind of figured all of this out a long time ago...
3:10
SHES A KILLER QUEEEENN-
*explosion noise*
gunpowder, gelatine
Killer Queen has already touched the doorknob...
DAIZAN NO BAKUDAN! BITES ZA DUSTO!
JAPAN: killer queen
America: DEADLY QUEEN
Ah, god damn it! I just wanted to live a quiet life BUT YOU GOT YOUR JOJO ALL UP IN MY CTHULHU, DAMN IT!
*bites the dust*
"our battles are futile because they are immortal and we are not"
Oldman Henderson "Am i a joke to you?"
I've seen his name twice now, is he a character in the game or Lovecraftian mythos?
...yes
I ran a short COC campaign which was based on "The Dreams in the Witch House", "The Crack'd and Crook'd House", and "The Whisperer in Darkness". All four PCs survived, although three of the PCs' were brains in jars on their way to Yuggoth.
It was the first COC campaign I'd ever run. I hope to do another someday.
Do one based off the work of that guy who made the facade and the MEGALOMORTHA
puffin in dnd: happy go lucky super nice
puffin in call of Cthulhu: super dark and realistic
It's so off-putting that he still keeps the cheery voice
@@submarineinthesky8946 thats just how he talks all the time lol
This is one of my favorite RPG settings. CoC has the biggest immersion potential because you don't play a lvl 20 powergamed d&d 3.5 character that literally can kill a Terrasque in turn one (never losing an initiative too). We have one of the best dms out there. She tailors the CoC adventures to play in our timeline and we play as ourselves. This is "insanely" funny if you catch my drift. We had a lot of "that's crazy, but I really think we would do that" moments. We in our group went to school together and we are still friends almost 20 years down the road. We have changed, obviously. But the "play-yourself" setting brings out a lot of memories as well. I can only recommend it.
As someone else put it, "Didn't take long for this to devolve into 'your brand of fun is stupid!'". DND can be just as immersive if you've got a halfway decent DM at the helm (and aren't playing a garbo edition)
@@SvarogAristaeusAllen As someone else put it, "Didn't take long for somebody to misread something negative into that comment". We've played 5 sessions of CoC rpg and maybe 100 D&D ones. We've invested more time into houserules for 3.5 than WotC invested into 3.5. We loved it and it was immersive. But try playing yourself in a low fantasy setting where everything is normal until everything goes to shit and you go crazy. It's a different story. That's all I'm saying. I can assure you that there are many "brands of fun" out there. All of which are great, if they fit your taste.
What? D20 doesn't work for any setting other than high fantasy? Lies! (that is does work for anything other than high fantasy)
Have you seen “The laundry files” RPG which comes from “The laundry” novels by Charles Stross, which are basically Cthulu Mythos but more Ian Fleming, Len Deighton or Tom Clancy secret service type stories?
@@kevinsullivan3448 d20 Modern does everything D&D does not (and in some ways, better).
You know "Achtung Cthulhu!"?
It's a set of supplements for CoC to play in a mythos influenced WW2. Including special rules for more pulpy games.
meaning hitler could try to summon cthulhu and you get a chane at killing him to prevetn this and death of all humanity
Just in case you didnt know. Theres an alternative set of rules for more combat based campaigns called "Pulp Cthulhu" that is also made by Chaosium. It would allow for that Indiana Jones style game you want
You’ve mentioned you’ve played Vampire: The Masquerade before. Is there a possibility you’ll make a video on that game as well?
I Don't think he would
3:02 One of those monsters just wants to live a normal, quiet life.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
90% of the comments: “how do you get 12 out of 10x5?”
Me: I don't believe you
Also me: Scrolls down to literally the next comment and yeah ok it's a 5x10=12 thingy
We need answers!
Sounds he was doing 10+(10/5)
He probably rolled 5 d10 and got 12.
@@MoonIitStroll That's the only explanation I could ever categorize under "plausible". I seriously don't see any way to get that result with just those two numbers and that one operation, no matter how much you misread
3:07
Killer queen has already touched the doorknob
I didnt know you were a jojos fan
He now has higher intellect and took the first napkin.
"I told you, DON'T READ THE BOOKS!"
"IT WAS A TRAVELLER'S GUIDE TO BOISE!"
*"DON'T. READ. THE. BOOKS!"*
4:20 *"aw, it looks like a derp-eyed cat with a weird moustache- OH nope, that's a skull... ok... great"*
Ben, buddy, I'm gonna need you to explain that next-level math, there.
Probably 5d10 and horrible rolls.
I laughed so hard at 12. I don't know why.
... wait is my sanity compromised?!
only if you accept Taliesin Jaffe as your god you can truly be free.
Mysterious colors, unlike any seen on Earth!
Always nice to see another OSP fan in the comment section.
always nice to see another OSP fan
Always nice to find an OSP fan.
Ah, a person of culture.
Oh, a gathering of OSP viewers? Here, have a like, everyone =)
H.. how how did you get 12
3:12 That idea of chaos and and man's helplessness is what I love about reading ancient epics, because they are full of characters exploring and wrestling with how we ought to live in that grim world. They call the destined destruction of all Fate, which is above even the god's themselves.
You know, I'm getting my education as a math teacher for kids, and... well your math skills intrigue me
1:50 "This is what happens when you don't have constitution for math"
Alex Ross Same!
Maybe he was just blinded by colours unlike any seen on Earth!?
Spencer MacDougall JUST MOVE
3:05 "She's a killer, Killer Queen!"
@flame the fox Guaranteed to blow your mind
Ora
Oguz Ozkul dora
The explorer
@@bilalozkul8826 Muda
Dynamite is everything.
"hers a random story from HP lovecraft" **reads the beginning of the freaking Call of Cthulhu**
I really hope you can do more of these. This is one of my favorite mythos and enjoyed this one a lot
2:19 *pauses* I just want to know how you got 12 out of that. like...you could make an entire video on how you logic'd that and I would be really intrigued cus I can't for the life of me figure out how you get 12
The theories seem to be that he looked at the 5 upside down and the x diagonally. I mean it could happen if he's swimming in notes or somehow playing DnD in a hamster wheel.
killer queen has already touched the timestamp 3:03
JOSUKEEEEEE!!!
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3:03 killer queen has already touched that door
3:07 “Killer Queen has already touched your mental health”
*JOOOSUKEEEE*
You have a strikingly attractive personality/voice/way of telling a story
That keeps me coming back its almost...abserd🤣👍
3:06 I see killer Queen! So does that mean puffin has watched Jojo?
"Eventually we will fail." Tell that too old man Henderson m8.
I mean he did technically fall, but he took a shit-ton more with him.
@@xzcxfrgh nah, he successfully takes out the yellow king in the end. all in a day's work I guess.
And Hans too
@@MrLegendofBob ya him too
He did only delay the inevitable as well. With stuff like Azatoth around, there is no real hope.
Thank you for being one of the first and definitely the best at explaining not only HOW CoC works, but what it IS as a system of mythology. And thank you for not assuming we have all read the books. I have seen "In the Mouth of Madness" and Reanimator and that is about it.
Killer queen has already touched the door knob
You know, I wonder if Lovecraft would appreciate the sheer popularity and variety of his works in the modern world.
He'd probably hate that people with darker skin than his were reading it tbh 😂
I really wanna hear how you thought 10x5=12? Then again HP Lovecraft had such a "poor constitution for math" that he might agree with that
How does someone mess that equation up so badly!?
I see someone is a fan of Overly Sarcastic Productions: ruclips.net/video/PmdzptbykzI/видео.html
Damn it you beat me to it
@@cnlbenmc D10+5 Something else?
So, do you ever encounter an obelisk that you REALLY shouldn't push over?
3:06 Killer Queen! I really like JoJo, and I'm happy that Ben drew it in his lovely style!
David Bowie and his Cat know no bounds
@@Spartan-yq4qp *first and second cat
@@Spartan-yq4qp Killer Queen has already touched the tentacles...
You: *throws d20*
DM: Killer queen has already touched that die roll
D20: *1*
When I played this game my DM had what I considered a very fair (though totally non canon) setup:
While he did sanity checks ALOT and set the thresholds rather high to succeed whenever "dark cosmic truths" were on the table, he offered *THREE* methods to restore sanity, all reasonable IMO.
First was rest. While you healed hp at 2 every week, you healed sanity at one point every two weeks, simply by keeping your mind unstressed and free of the horrors of the Beyond.
Second, you could take Laudenum or Heroin to either lower lower sanity score or temporary raise your dice pool for sanity checks (the trade off being every use ran the risk of drug addiction and all those nasty penalties if you didn't maintain the habit).
Finally, in his version the Abramhamic God was very real, it was simply one deity out of the many cosmic beings out there. It created humanity, protected them from the WORST of things, and eternally aided them whenever it could. Knowing this *COULD* give a spiritually tuned and intelligent character really good sanity and sanity saving scores. However it was equally likely in those cases that your character would learn their "almighty god" was just one of many hostile ones (and not even *remotely* the most powerful) and mentally shatter at the revelation (LOTS of strategic dice rolls were involved in gaining this boon).
So there you are: three means to improve sanity. One borderline impractical but present, the other two completely risk/reward based.
I've been running a CoC campaign with a group of friends over Discord and we honestly Like the game system ourselves. and I'm glad I had learned about it from your channel back when you made the first CoC video I think. Thanks Puffin
3:03 Killer Queen has already touched that doorknob
*BOOM*
JOSUKE!!!!!!?
2:19 I would love to hear how you all came to that conclusion, I thought you were going to say 10 X 5 = 15 NOT 12, HOW DID YOU COME TO THAT CONCLUSION
10 is 2 in base 2
Think the X was a + and the 5 a 2. Thats the only thing my brain can come up with. That or alcohol was plentiful/sleep non-existent
{(10/5) x 5 } + (10/5)
Quack
Quack Quack
10 x 5 where x = 0.24.
you can get your mental health back if you don't reach a certain threshold
it isn't that your fight is futile either, its just *really* really difficult
"the world will one day fall" but not today.
today, old man henderson kills a god.
Puffin:sees *10x5 and comes up with 12*
Puffin: yea that sounds about right
I may not be a mathematician, but I'm fairly certain theres no possible way to combine 10 and 5 and get 12
Edit: I mean combine 10 and 5 only, without any other numbers
Maybe a very poor roll of 5d10?
divide 10 by 2, get 5, add to the other 5, add the dividing number 2
MATTTHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSorrySSSSSSSSSSSS
Or in other words, "My risk was calculated, but MAN am I bad at math!"
i would work if you where to redefine "*" as a*b=a+(a/b) then 10*5=10+(10/5)=12
Maybe they rolled 10 5-sided dice and got really unlucky? You have to applaud their conviction to not start playing before they find 5-sided dice.
why does like 60% of the channels I watch all reference JoJo's BA, even though i discovered them before i watched jojo
Because JoJo is amazing
I think it’s because it’s a really creative show and thus attracts a lot of creative attention. Or it’s just popular idk
3:02 KILLA QUEEN
Because you thought it was a normal channel, BUT IT WAS I, NYARLATHOTEP!
Because jojos been around for about as long as dragon ball
Please recite more Lovecraft, it was genuinely terrifying hearing you read that excerpt. Fwooh, chills down my vertebrae
The faces were like
“Oh god”
“Don’t let it be real”
“ *BRUH* ”
"Eventually we're going to lose"
Old Man Henderson has entered the chat.
And elsewhere a Sword say
"I waaaarned youuuu"
3:03 I guess he really did blow your mind
I'm curious about how you did get 10 * 5 = 12
Me too
Lugui maybe 10/5 + 10
Sounds like they were using common core math right there.
sounds like the topic for another video.
10+2
Played my first Call of Cthulu game the other day. Played a crazy 97-year old grandma cult leader who was the only one who survived. It was amazing.
I played this for the first time at comic con with 2 of my friends and also my mum. It was extremely fun, even for my mother who hadn't touched a tabletop rpg since the 80's.
Cthulhu actually isn't a god. He's a priest. The actual gods are much scarier than he is
Dear lord
@@DRangerRed also praying would be a very bad idea in lovecraft land. Anything that hears you is something you don't want paying attention to you.
@@blakeking1125 Really ignorance is bliss. The dark gods that are out there could care less about us and we more or less want to keep it that way. Because they can be pretty bad if we don't.
god damn it. you beat me to it
Not quite to be honest. C'thulu much like his bretheren are for all intents and purposes gods. He is just the high priest of an even Bigger, scarier god called Azzatoth.
At 3:08 I see the JoJo reference I see you there boom cat
P.s good job forest good job
years back My Brother, a friend and I played CoC, as we played teen armature ghost hunters, it was the rare time I actually didn't die in the session, as I played a meat head dude who was hell bend on "Punching a Ghost"
Sounds like a Jojo's Bizzare Adventure Reference your guy, but hey that sounds pretty cool!
Chad Ghost Puncher Pasta?
@@dubuyajay9964 well my character's name was Todd, but more or less, yes.
@@josephcompton5602 I'm assuming you read it then?
@@dubuyajay9964 oh I didn't know that was an actual thing, I just assumed it was what my play session boiled down to Chad + Creepy Pasta
I thoroughly enjoyed watching this video. My first TTRPG will be starting soon and having this quick glimpse was very helpful. Time to make my character sheet and hope for the best! Great video btw
Cthulhu comes in a lot of variants too.
One is called Pulp Cthulhu, which is basically that Indiania idea you wanted. In it, the players are heroic, and going insane has its perks.
In others, like Invictus, you realize just how nice having a gun really is.
I'm literally planning a one-shot of it for this January.
I may need a follow up to the math tutorial.
Don't worry. So does Lovecraft.
I really like this. Maybe you can do similar videos explaining the lore and mechanics for other tabletop rpgs like Deadlands, or the Star Wars rpgs. Cause those are also ones I’m interested in trying.
Love your videos. Would love to see more Call of Cthulhu themed ones! Or even other games like dark heresy or BESM.
More cthulhu stories please! Puffin is best when he gets dark.
I think the bigger question here is how you ended up with 12.
Here's a story
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around
"He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip"
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more
One…
And nineteen more
3:00
[K I L L A Q W E E N] has already activated his third bomb - BITE ZA DUSTO
"Why don't I run a Call of Cthulhu game, but Indiana Jones themed!"
Bro, that's what the Pulp Cthulhu rule set is for, my man. They've literally gotcha, dude.
Or achtung Cthulhu!
1:24 so the solution is there is an artifact that is making a magical barrier preventing technology in the area, including cars and guns, from working, so it becomes a race using ingenuity.
What train of thought led you to interpret "ten times five" as "twelve"?
Is this the new "Turtle F*ckers" situations?
The more I learn of H.P. Lovecraft as a person, the more I see how he _really_ let his personal failings influence his works. After having "too frail of a constitution" for math (i.e. the basis of scientific education), he then makes a universe, where science is basically a straight pathway to humanity's destruction.
A friend of mine once said this about him: "Half of his work makes me say, 'this poor child needs a hug,' the other half makes me say, 'this dude needs a punch in the face.'"
The fact that he was perpetually anxiety riddled mess with a crippling fear of the unknown was definitely a factor, the unknown in this case be such things as : working class people, air conditioning units, people whose skin was darker than his, any religion or system of faith, and Einsteins theory of relativity.
There's also the racism. Don't forget the racism.
Also don't forget his overly controlling phsychologiclly manipulative mother.
@@nooneinparticular5256
Reminds me of someone in the modern day.
Why people complaining and his maths?
Remember you can "replace a number with another number and it's still balanced as that's how maths works"
OMG I love lore explained videos and this hit my nerdy spot just right!
I remember there were a few fladh animations years ago from the "Knights of the Dinner Table", one dealt with Cthulu... one character, Brian, found a book and immediately burned it. I always laughed, but having never played, didn't know if it was REALLY funny... now I know it is both hilarious AND true.