Caught My Son Watching P*rn | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 29 янв 2024
- Parents, how you deal with catching your kids watching p*rn?
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE. 
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![DOMINO EFFECT part 3: FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL [90 minute Stand Up Comedy Special] by Ali Siddiq](/img/1.gif)
"64!!!!!!...That Boy Been Up All Night, He Must Be Tired "!!😂😂😂
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But not me being up for 31 hours with 116 new tabs.. this is too relevant lol
But seriously this thing is the new drug. Becareful and protect your young ones
The uncle's response was real and hilarious! 😂
Keeping it 100 uncle.
I am uncle
that’s prolly why he told the uncle cause he knew he’d let him know that he wasn’t in real trouble.
I wanna like this it’s 444 likes 😢
Yep! ...& it's the captivating storytelling for me... 🤣 😂 🤣
From pre poured juice to this. Hassan is growing up too fast. 😂😂😂
The whispering …serial killer
That’s all I was thinking through the whole set! 😮😢😂
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I was thinking the samething😂
I've been a parent for so long I'm also a grandparent to a 13 year old. But if I heard "I like big booties" from my 13 year old grandson I would have laughed my ass off and taken him to get ice cream
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Try hearing it from all 3 of your 4 year Old son's
@@SensationalJourneys 4 years old? What a playa! 😂
I remember being about 5 or 6 and seeing my neighbor sunbathe in the back yard. I didn't know where "it" was but I knew I wanted it.😁
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“What kinda p*rn?”… Let’s be real, that’s our main concerns as a father in 2024. 😂
Facts 😂
The only concern
That’s unfortunate considering some of the common damaging effects of pornography for users can include addiction, isolation, increased aggression, distorted beliefs and perceptions about relationships and sexuality, negative feelings about themselves, and neglecting other areas of their lives.
@DC-pp8xf no sense of humor huh? Ofc most of what you said is common knowledge, but let ppl react to a stand up comedy act.
@@DC-pp8xfyeah if you're stuck on it, gotta take things in moderation
"Wait, you ain't tell me 64 pxrns!" 🤣 Bruh, I am sitting here absolutely losing it! 🤣
Your son is a man of culture, I see.
HUZZAH MEN OF CULTURE GOOD MORROW TO YOU KIND SIRS !!!
We rally again
A heart from Ali.... Magic happened here
U know boys who watch that young grow up to thinks all woman want that and they force woman to do that this is nothing to be proud of
Bro I didn’t even read the title I just clicked because it’s Ali and it popped up 🔥👏😅
Same
Exactly!!
You can't go wrong with Ali
I see you're a man of culture as well!😄
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Hassan, I feel you man. I like'em too. It is what it is! 🤣
Hey I like his son you go boi😂😂😂
shiddd I was looking at my uncles beta max tapes and playboy books when he would leave the house . back in the late 70's and early 80's, I was around 7 or 8 then
Even worst... with the VHS tape got stuck inside the player coz the electricity got cut off all of a sudden, and you hear your parents car coming back...@@rockytolbert2669
Shidddd me too ! 😂
Lol
I live in Dallas, and let me tell you. Those south dallas women are no Joke!!!! Every conversation feels like I’m fighting for my life 😭
Especially if they went to S.O.C.!!!
I live outcha too n u rite...
😂😂😂😂 not too much on the South Dallas women fellas
@@MrBmick79lol true about Soc women but Soc ain't in South Dallas it's Oak Cliff lol. Not that South Oak Cliff women are any different😂
Aye i love me a Real Woman from the hood. Im from Oak Cliff. Lol
The bit where you said, your brother doesn't have kids and that little pause.....😂😂😂😂
Siddiq is one of my favorite American comics and by far the best storytelling variety.
this whole skit was comedy gold.
" That boy been up all night he must be tired" lol 🤣🤣🤣.
So considerate
“I like big butty dad” I been a parent a long time as well, I would have broke instantly 🤣🤣☠️☠️. You’re hilarious my man.
I can relate to this. Just a couple of days ago my 9 year old son tell him that he liked to look at his teacher's butt I had to leave the room to laugh, his mom was mad but I was very proud
Well you’ve got to teach him to be discreet about it at least
@@JacyndaMinor nah he gotta learn that himself if you out here teaching him how to rubberneck he gone get some weird ideas later 😭 and it’s all coming back to you when he get caught
@@tbuckley2031 well I didn’t mean like, showing him how to be creepy, I mean letting him know that openly staring at certain parts on people is rude/creepy and then let him figure out how to check butts out without being rude or creepy. But you’ve gotta let him know that’s not polite, lolz, I mean I can remember so many teachers’ butts from school tho- I get it
The boy and the uncle told the truth 🤣🤣
I used to see him at the Improv in Houston all the time (with my now ex). This was over 11 years ago. After each show (no matter if he was the headline or not), Ali would be out talking to people saying ish like "they famous, I'm not so I'm out here saying wassup yall," in the lobby while ppl exited. My partner and I had horrible social anxiety so we never said anything. We would just watch him be amazingly down to Earth while he spoke to people. Yall, he really is a good man. Ali, you are owed more flowers than we give you. Much love 💐 🎉
One of the funniest comedians out rn 🔥🔥🔥
most outlandish thing about this story is the fact that they are swimming 🤣
“It runs in the family” is crazy 😂
His son always whispering. 😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅😅
Ali, please don't change, we are rooting for your prosperity my brother!!!!
Every father's response!😅😅😅 my sons father had the same reaction
Unc tried. He tried 😂😂😂
When you say "I called my brother" all I can think about is...SCAM!!! 😂
This man is a force of nature his storytelling and play by play accounts are impeccable
Ali has the funniest stories🤣🤣
Another classic Hassan story!!! ❤❤
Parenting is so much fun!! 😂😂😂
I’m a simple man I see Ali , I click like 👏🏾👏🏾
I like em too...not much you CAN do about that!😅😂🤣🤣👊🏾✊🏾
Thanks, Sir. Another hilarious drop for these streets!
See you in a month & some change! (Tickets purchased; patiently waiting 😁)
He So Authentic Nd Himself Dawg Exactly Why He So Great‼️💯
Hilarious. And so sweet that your son is honest. Glad you were there to calm his mom down.....
I love listening to his stories so much
I freakin' love this dude❤
That’s a good story. Ali is a master of telling.
Ali always kills it! We need hour specials on Netflix ASAP!
Yo dawg on top of the comedy….the storytelling is unmatched 😂🤣😂 the setup and delivery is unbelievable!
Bro. Absolutely immaculate storyteller lmao.
I love me some Ali!!!!!Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Absolutely incredible story teller
For me, the funniest comedians are the ones who tell the funny stories, like this cat, i think hes there with the big boys
Ali never misses. OMG that was hilarious!!!😂😂😂❤
South Dallas checking in!❤
My favorite comedian!! He’s up there with Patrice!
We coming see u in February 😍 Cant wait 💯💯
This is great
I LOVE HIM!!! He is a god in comedy! With NO fear!!! Quite refreshing!!!! 🙏🏿💯💖✨
This is y he is so funny to me he's in my top 5 all time
Great bit! Relatable, moves well, good imagery, and honest.
It's the captivating storytelling for me...!!! 🤣 😂 🤣
That runs in the family 🙈😂😂 always amazing Ali !
Man,
Keep doing what you doing. You're hilarious and a fantastic story teller
Always hilarious!!😂😂
that was amazing delivery its dope to see your growth
I fw this 😂 stand up is fire 🔥
This was gold!!
I just Love Your Family.Enjoyed you in Chicago LAST Friday, trying to Get tickets for Indy.I live in Gary so it's just a 2 hr drive.
love you, love you, love yah. thank you
Much love brother Siddiq. Watching you has been such a captivating and amazing experience and I’d love to hear more stories like this! Hassan is sumn else lol it runs in the family 😂😂😂😂 you like what you like right 🤷🏽♀️
Great story telling that clip went by super quickly.
I love this man’s stories.
I watch all Ali videos !!
Love this bit, not sure why I didn’t get notified that you had a new clip out. I have to go searching for it, kinda BS is that 🤔🤔🤔
Side note, dope suit Ali
Make sure the little bell icon is set up to notify you of his posts!
Oh and I agree about the suit, I also liked his shoes they look like sharks to me
Story telling skills of this guy is on another level. This man can tell a tragic story and still make it funny. 😂😂
The delivery in this story is impeccable.
This same exact thing happened with my sons but me and Dad were in reverse roles.....😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn Ali a serious parent for still saying the dad line. I would’ve cracked IMMEDIATELY
Ali is the best of the best . He’s the goat when it comes to storytelling. The best. My favourite comic.
masterpiece❤
Ali you are hilarious mannn! Thanks for the laughs Brotha!
Right on time. I know someone who's going to LOVE this 😅
Unc speakin TRUTH up in there.
Lawd!!! This man is sooooo funny!!!!!
Ali Siddiq is the man.. Genious
The storytelling is always on point! 😂
I sent this to my son 🤣🤣🤣
I'm living through you saddiq on this one ! I woulda responded the same way 😂
Ali underrated dawg 🎉
Man Ali’s storytelling is next level the way the jokes are layered in perfectly with the story makes it so entertaining. The way he lead us to the build up of him calling the uncle this was too real you can picture the whole scenario and most of us as men knew exactly how the men would respond had it been their son or nephew 😭😭😭. “What kinda porn regular porn or that bull 💩 “ the call back there was impeccable. 💚 Comedy
Dam first 2 minutes had me dying been a long time since i laughed at some stand up
Ali's timing and how he structures his stories is second to none
This is the first vid ive seen of Ali, and honestly his storytelling is golden 😂❤
check on Domino Effect 1 & 2 on my page
I JUST LOVE ALI . I CAN'T MISS NOT ONE OF HIS VIDEO THEY BE SO FUNNY. I LOVE YOU ALI. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Parents will beat u for literally no reason. That’s not something to get beat over. U need to seriously talk to him and make sure he understands the situation.
My guy strikes again...Ali is the truth!! 🤣🤣🤣
I ain’t gone lie Ali, you can’t blame ya woman’s craziness on south Dallas 😂😂. Cause my mama was crazy like that too and we from Jackson Ms. Jacktown is crazy , but not crazier than my mama lmfao. She waited outside with a 2x4 one night I didn’t come home before 9 🤦🏾♂️. Even my curfews were crazy asa shorty
😂😂😂😂 man i love your crazy self 😂😂 ty for always making me laugh til tears are rolling down my face 😂😂😂
HE IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂
That was awesome.
Ali's storytelling is the best
This is pure gold!! 😂😂
I see Hassan is a man of culture. 🤣🤣🤣
I love how he shares the story in a comedic way and not in a way where it gaslights his son
As soon as he said South Dallas I was DYING😂😂😂😂 A mama for South Dallas, CHILD😂
Aye, u cant even hate on him, lil bro got some taste aight 😂
The way you build up a story is unmatched I'll always say you can take your audience and put them in the moment
this is why you always use incognito mode and a VPN