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  • @tiagotostas5708
    @tiagotostas5708 3 года назад +1775

    Markiplier: "Whats a lockdown city"
    2020: guess you found it out

    • @sweatingbulletz1475
      @sweatingbulletz1475 3 года назад +11

      Lol why is this so under rated

    • @quake3607
      @quake3607 3 года назад +13

      More like lockdown country

    • @raven..........
      @raven.......... 3 года назад +15

      @@quake3607 more like lockdown world

    • @MutelyMutel
      @MutelyMutel 3 года назад +2

      @FandomKween13❎ Go outside. You're everywhere in the comments getting upset over these jokes because "different meaning joke bad".

    • @Mello8201
      @Mello8201 2 года назад +2

      "wouldn't you like to know, youtuber man"!!

  • @sebYB67
    @sebYB67 6 лет назад +4461

    *Hand sanitizer dispenser is covered in blood*
    "Someone tried to sanitize their hand way too hard."

    • @cehociuch5633
      @cehociuch5633 6 лет назад +65

      Thats what OCD gives you

    • @tgreaux5027
      @tgreaux5027 6 лет назад +83

      I believe the hand sanitizer dispenser is the killer. It's all a ruse I tell you! A ruse! You've been bamboozled and befuddled and hornswabbled!

    • @thirtysecondtutorials6949
      @thirtysecondtutorials6949 6 лет назад +6

      @@tgreaux5027 uh,me loll

    • @skysrainxx565
      @skysrainxx565 6 лет назад +4

      hahaha :D

    • @starrgaze278
      @starrgaze278 6 лет назад +24

      They were trying to sanitize their sins away.

  • @alexdvf7300
    @alexdvf7300 3 года назад +834

    "i hear someone in high heels, that spells danger!"
    3 years later: lady Dimitrescu

    • @whatis4295
      @whatis4295 3 года назад +18

      All I hear now is Mark asking Lady Dimitrescu to step on him. Lol

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 года назад +3

      I DON'T SIMP FOR ANYONE
      (except a couple of animatronics and furry characters)

    • @alphabextical3598
      @alphabextical3598 2 года назад +1

      Danger for whoever's wearing the Heels.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 года назад +1

      @@alphabextical3598 Everywhere all the time.

    • @scaathreykr
      @scaathreykr 2 года назад

      TEACHER!

  • @thereilway
    @thereilway 3 года назад +739

    The basement of the school reminded me a lot about the basement at my elementary school. The basement there used to serve as a local emergency bomb shelter and we weren't allowed to go down without a teacher. Naturally we all went down all the time to play hide and seek among the massive water pipes/ventilation tubes and unidentified large metal boxes, because we were all too young to have seen a horror film, and thus had no idea how perfect that whole place was for murder and hiding bodies of small children.

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 года назад +49

      We did too but there were always teachers keeping an eye on us and to make sure we didn’t go there. It was in the cafeteria so- I mean- kinda hard to go there and not be noticed.

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 2 года назад +10

      So glad to be homeschooled, you have no idea

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 года назад +9

      *man behind the slaughter starts playing*

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 2 года назад +17

      @@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro When I was homeschooled we had a co-op where we'd play with other homeschooled kids, and we did chill out in a creepy basement. It was a much nicer one in a church, but still, shit was terrifying if you didn't leave all the lights on. It was like the entire floor had "Turn the lights off and run to your bed before the boogieman catches you in the dark" energy.

    • @thederpysquad3759
      @thederpysquad3759 Год назад

      dear lord why???

  • @rebelbunny8519
    @rebelbunny8519 3 года назад +2179

    Markiplier: Misses obvious key on the table
    Also Markiplier: Sees tiny black witch eye in the dark

    • @TatteredRagDoll13
      @TatteredRagDoll13 3 года назад +72

      Also misses the obvious witch eye on the desk at 39:00

    • @irlslut
      @irlslut 3 года назад +27

      @@TatteredRagDoll13 I KNOW ITS AGITATING OMG

    • @uselessteammate4984
      @uselessteammate4984 3 года назад +7

      @@TatteredRagDoll13 I was gonna say the same thing 😂🤣

    • @uselessteammate4984
      @uselessteammate4984 3 года назад +4

      @@irlslut 😂 were a little late to the game

    • @uselessteammate4984
      @uselessteammate4984 3 года назад +5

      @@TatteredRagDoll13 also misses doctor DNA at 58:00

  • @Deverey1
    @Deverey1 6 лет назад +2990

    "Things that are hiding in your closet" *Closet door is literally all the way open*
    "The things that are under your bed" *Bed is laying directly on the floor*
    "And the things that are standing behind you right now" *Is sitting in a chair that has it's back touching the wall*
    Hmmm.. Maybe that's why I haven't been murdered by demons yet...

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 6 лет назад +161

      Deverey1 you’re missing all the fun. Sincerely a human and not a demon.

    • @kitten8221
      @kitten8221 6 лет назад +42

      my bed is on the floor, I have no closet, but my back is not against a wall.

    • @kohakucos3166
      @kohakucos3166 6 лет назад +29

      My bed is touching the ground. My closet doesn't exist. And I'm sitting against a wall. 😂 I'm Save I guess

    • @starrynxghtz
      @starrynxghtz 6 лет назад +8

      Deverey1 I think I am cause the hands on my clock just fell

    • @bossblink2002
      @bossblink2002 6 лет назад +22

      Candy pop Animations. That could happen for 1 of two reasons. 1 you need to tighten them, or 2 ITS DEMONS JIM, DEMONS!!!

  • @arianazamani9885
    @arianazamani9885 5 лет назад +2077

    Mark: *sees ghost and walks towards it*
    Ghost: No wtf go the OTHER way I'M trying to scare YOU sTaHp

    • @iowaclass5657
      @iowaclass5657 4 года назад +117

      Ghost: Tries to scare Mark by walking towards him
      Mark: Pulls out Reverse Uno card
      Ghost: Wait, what-?

    • @somniumwingz6858
      @somniumwingz6858 4 года назад +15

      Ariana Zamani
      welcome to another episode of: me and my friends but im a....
      featuring! me as a ghost!

    • @nevasocial5297
      @nevasocial5297 4 года назад +4

      I won’t ruin the amount of likes 🤣🤣

    • @FireBirdv12REACTIONS
      @FireBirdv12REACTIONS 4 года назад +16

      Mark: I'm not here stuck with you, you're here stuck with me

    • @MasterMatter
      @MasterMatter 3 года назад +7

      Man, I read that sTaHp and burst out laughing lol I know a guy who talks with a certain accent let's say and he says stop for like 3 seconds longer than a normal person. Also the word bitch is spoken in a similar way

  • @skittle1715
    @skittle1715 3 года назад +2463

    Mark: 2021 is the future
    Me re-watching in 2021: or is it

    • @booski.i
      @booski.i 3 года назад +36

      we are fucked :D

    • @dvrkfae
      @dvrkfae 3 года назад +27

      10/07/2021 So that's either July 10th (pretty much the rest of the world uses day/month/year format since it makes more sense) or October 7th (based on American dating format)

    • @lukablackwood6754
      @lukablackwood6754 3 года назад +18

      And in 2022 it'll be the past

    • @Matthew-mt2fc
      @Matthew-mt2fc 3 года назад +14

      @@dvrkfae assuming it is based in the actual hanwell in london, it would be july 10

    • @Z1Blue
      @Z1Blue 3 года назад +4

      2021 is the future and the present!? What a mind bending time-paradox.

  • @davidehon5806
    @davidehon5806 6 лет назад +915

    the only thing truly horrifying about this game is the lack of windows in both the hospital AND the school

    • @walter1543
      @walter1543 5 лет назад +3

      Davi Dehon 111 likes, no responses. I’ll change that!

    • @Ryyi23
      @Ryyi23 5 лет назад +42

      They must all be Apple users

    • @Nomadic_Inquisitor
      @Nomadic_Inquisitor 5 лет назад +18

      What about what was *Under* the school?

    • @dillsnickle
      @dillsnickle 5 лет назад +5

      Zeta Grey yeah, that was m u c h w o r s e but we dont talk about that shit

    • @mcm730
      @mcm730 2 года назад +1

      All of the schools I went to had all of the windows bricked up years ago. Supposedly they were a bad weather risk and the schools just didn’t want to maintain them.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 6 лет назад +2858

    You got the first person scared right out of you.

  • @Lincolntowncoupe
    @Lincolntowncoupe 5 лет назад +413

    "Douglas, 74 years old, got zebra ass 22 times."
    -Markiplier, 2018

    • @lyyang6772
      @lyyang6772 4 года назад +8

      Of the whole video.. this part made me laugh the hardest when Mark came up with this... 😂😂😂😂

    • @maris7457
      @maris7457 2 года назад +4

      lol this is why i watch markiplier - he makes things funnier/less serious

  • @robonator2945
    @robonator2945 3 года назад +258

    it is kind of nice to see an evil doctor who actually makes things that do work to help. I mean the hospital was just a normal hopsital for the most part, not some mad scientist experimentation building. The power plant was apparently producing power via his methods and produced enough power for the entire city(?) and then some. All that and he is still a massive corrupt douche! Its kind of rare to see a villian who is clearly amoral in the truest sense, doing both good and bad without much regard for either.

    • @2189fallenangel
      @2189fallenangel 3 года назад +19

      Dr. mengele …
      Did … horrible things in experiments…. But we advanced immensely medically from his studies.. a dark win

    • @parazitkolol
      @parazitkolol 2 года назад

      @@2189fallenangel That's a myth, Mengele was a useless and sloppy researcher. He was nothing more than a psychopath in power with zero supervision.

    • @alexquan1744
      @alexquan1744 Год назад +2

      Truly ambivalent to both good and evil

    • @TheRossome1
      @TheRossome1 Месяц назад

      Literally every corporation in reality

  • @MasonCatalone
    @MasonCatalone 6 лет назад +2527

    Markiplier: "Open says me!"
    *Door blasts open.*
    Markiplier: "What the fuuuuuuuuuck?"

  • @superjangames
    @superjangames 6 лет назад +4208

    I'm really into these longer videos. I throw one up on my TV, and do some cleaning, or fold laundry, etc., while my kiddo is napping. It's an awesome way to just unwind (yes, even with horror games lol). Keep up the hard work, Mark!

  • @Floofypoof6443
    @Floofypoof6443 6 лет назад +1179

    Who else got the shit scared out of them when he turned around in the house and his shadow was on the doorway?

  • @leilaparedes1813
    @leilaparedes1813 2 года назад +2784

    Game: "in 2021..."
    Mark: "thats in the future"
    Me: watches in 2022*

  • @GiantParfait
    @GiantParfait 5 лет назад +600

    31:20 Craig.. _Craig!_ Don't run away from love!
    *Flashbacks from Dream Daddy*

    • @lildarkie-sbp
      @lildarkie-sbp 4 года назад +7

      Dreeeeaaammm~ daddy! music lol

    • @sophieanderson3360
      @sophieanderson3360 4 года назад +8

      Craiggggggg!!!

    • @lildarkie-sbp
      @lildarkie-sbp 4 года назад +4

      @@sophieanderson3360 Craig is my favorite

    • @gremliin_priince
      @gremliin_priince 3 года назад +1

      dream daddy was THE GAYME also we should get him to play the secret ending... 👀👀👀👀

  • @googli300
    @googli300 4 года назад +2656

    Mark: "Someone tried to sanitize their hand way too hard."
    Corona: *WHEEZE*

    • @lenoras9330
      @lenoras9330 4 года назад +44

      i mean it mentioned 2021

    • @mylescordier
      @mylescordier 4 года назад +5

      😂😂

    • @Thoughtless427
      @Thoughtless427 4 года назад +7

      Please next time you decide to try and be creative by making a joke about coranavirus. Don’t. Your not funny.

    • @googli300
      @googli300 4 года назад +41

      @@Thoughtless427 Or... Maybe you should've read it when I posted it, 3 MONTHS AGO. And in the end, who cares?

    • @ikelldagay1801
      @ikelldagay1801 4 года назад +9

      @@Thoughtless427 you are

  • @xFirebird925x
    @xFirebird925x 5 лет назад +325

    Fun fact: DNA is pretty stable due to it's double helix ("twisty ladder") structure, and can stay stable at room temperature, though it is advised to store them at -4 deg Celsius or lower, just in case.

    • @ssdark406
      @ssdark406 4 года назад +6

      Nice to know

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 года назад +12

      Pockets would be above room temp though, especially with all the running around, swinging wrenches and crowbars, and getting hit with lasers, lol

    • @slepy7124
      @slepy7124 4 года назад

      no one asked

    • @koikoi5946
      @koikoi5946 4 года назад +10

      @@slepy7124 then why are you reading it/making this comment if noone asked.??

    • @slepy7124
      @slepy7124 4 года назад +2

      @@koikoi5946 too remind him i didnt ask

  • @danielwoodie6974
    @danielwoodie6974 3 года назад +1670

    "What's a lockdown city?" Oh you sweet summer child

  • @taylorbritt499
    @taylorbritt499 5 лет назад +466

    39:00 "Keep going until you find something spookalicious" *walks right past a witch's eye*

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 года назад +29

      There was a couple times he looked directly at a collectible and didn’t grab them... it was... kinda upsetting as someone who likes to get them all in games, haha

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 4 года назад +11

      @@trindalas same!! It always kills me when people don't get the collectibles lol. But I understand that's not how some people like to play

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 года назад +10

      Taylor Britt the pain was almost physical, lol. I’ve literally spent hours hunting for single missing collectibles in games before, haha. I’m sure people who don’t care don’t understand people like us either though lol.

    • @sophiabaird5407
      @sophiabaird5407 3 года назад +1

      Yep I was about to say that😂

    • @MoeruHoeru
      @MoeruHoeru Год назад

      *You can't go back afyer leaving this area*
      "So if i leave this area, i can't go back ever? yo let me check every corner in this area first then"
      ☝🏻 me after i check every corner in the area before leaving

  • @setten_
    @setten_ 4 года назад +473

    Me: *spontaneously picks up my cat from the chair and starts hugging and cuddling him*
    Mark: "Oh, there's that cat again.. Man, you need to stop squeezing that cat, that cat's just about had it!"
    Me: :c

  • @kingcheesecake7088
    @kingcheesecake7088 6 лет назад +526

    23:26 "I'm sorry I walked into the wrong room"

  • @hayleyjones2362
    @hayleyjones2362 3 года назад +315

    Mark: "...and the thing that is behind you right now."
    *Looks around*
    My mum standing behind me: "Could you please do the dishes now."

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 года назад +19

      Horrifying

    • @brandyyn
      @brandyyn 3 года назад +2

      @@Mystery-Wolf xd

    • @saquuwaya3756
      @saquuwaya3756 2 года назад +7

      This is the true horror story

    • @r0ckstard1or
      @r0ckstard1or 2 года назад +2

      she always tells you whenever your doing something you FEEL is important🙄

  • @yolocupcake1001
    @yolocupcake1001 5 лет назад +522

    Oh no! Mark saw his shadow! That means 6 more weeks of horror games!

    • @phoenix5966
      @phoenix5966 4 года назад +12

      I have achieved meme by being 69th like, where's my 4 upvotes and 2 karma?

    • @bobtheregular721
      @bobtheregular721 3 года назад +1

      i like that this means he is a groundhog, and a special one at that!

  • @tir3d_00
    @tir3d_00 6 лет назад +1287

    Mark: *picks up small ripped piece of paper*
    "Hmmm.. I can't read this... ew pleh..? idk what tha-"
    *flips paper*
    "OH nooOoO"

    • @farahinaleya3857
      @farahinaleya3857 2 года назад +2

      hey we got the same pfp!

    • @lesbianspacecadet
      @lesbianspacecadet 2 года назад

      yup. that happened in the video.

    • @tir3d_00
      @tir3d_00 2 года назад +1

      @@lesbianspacecadet wait it did?

    • @manic_cosmic_artist
      @manic_cosmic_artist 2 года назад +1

      Fellow Raine 💖

    • @nicholasthompson1387
      @nicholasthompson1387 2 года назад +2

      With Markiplier it's hard to tell sometimes when he's kidding around and when he actually doesn't understand something. He's just a comical guy and I love it.

  • @taylordiamond
    @taylordiamond 4 года назад +362

    "So he MC Hammered himself into death."
    Markiplier ~2018.

    • @sunfish9341
      @sunfish9341 3 года назад +3

      bruh i read this comment literally at the exact moment he said this

    • @gorangersforever
      @gorangersforever 3 года назад +1

      36:45

  • @deersap5970
    @deersap5970 3 года назад +867

    I love how in the game the voice says “notes 2021” and mark says “that’s in the future”
    For some reason I feel superior now
    Edit: Thank you for all the likes, you are all truly kind people!

    • @stitchedworks
      @stitchedworks 3 года назад +4

      same

    • @ink2812
      @ink2812 3 года назад +11

      Superiority is perspective.
      I have no idea why this came to mind when I read this.

    • @CrabsnoutT
      @CrabsnoutT 3 года назад

      Yup

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 года назад +1

      We are.

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 года назад +6

      @@ink2812 or fact. Like the fact is that I am the superior-ist person to exist.

  • @maddieladdie8476
    @maddieladdie8476 6 лет назад +335

    Things I wish were in horror movies:
    "Thank you orchestra."
    "I hope nothing *bad* happens on the way out."
    "Oh good more DNA."
    * dicks around with baby head that looks at him every time he looks away *

    • @onixgrace3667
      @onixgrace3667 6 лет назад +12

      Jack Is Life I need this movie in my life. Whenever I'm scared i talk a lot, am sarcastic and piss about like an idiot. That movie would be awesome ^^ maybe mark should direct it XD

    • @phoneyxd1896
      @phoneyxd1896 6 лет назад +2

      Jack Is Life Outlast 3 plot in the making 😂😂

    • @AurorasAura4417
      @AurorasAura4417 6 лет назад +7

      I wish for a funkalicious violin player in the distance of every horror sountrack

  • @isalooney
    @isalooney 6 лет назад +572

    This comment is probably gonna get buried, but I just want to give a round of applause to the people responsible for the subtitles; the video is been up for only 4 hours and it is already subtitled. As Marks video gets longer, I'm so happy that there are still people willing to dedicate their time to help this community. These are the things that make me proud and honored being part of it :)

    • @SpudTheWise
      @SpudTheWise 6 лет назад +3

      its a speech recognition bot

    • @isalooney
      @isalooney 6 лет назад +24

      If you look at the end of the descriptions it says "caption authors" and the name of three channels.
      Yes, there are the English captions auto generated by RUclips, but also the ones made by the community. :)

    • @Mawe_bug
      @Mawe_bug 6 лет назад +1

      ❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @jiffbutter04
      @jiffbutter04 6 лет назад

      Isalooney yeah but the captions are shit and get 70% of the words wrong, which is very annoyng. Buuuut still. Its good that someone did it tho

    • @MynicknameisViolet
      @MynicknameisViolet 6 лет назад +4

      Agreed, and at least for this play through, those who did the captions were actually helpful and not adding jokes :)

  • @Starshadow-dm8ds
    @Starshadow-dm8ds 4 года назад +4193

    Not gonna lie i felt the whole child trafficking ring underneath a school was the creepiest area

    • @CherryPie-xd8ql
      @CherryPie-xd8ql 4 года назад +86

      Same tho

    • @Lt.Shineysides89
      @Lt.Shineysides89 4 года назад +400

      because it really happens and nothings scarier than reality. It's sickening

    • @candydandy2228
      @candydandy2228 4 года назад +303

      i think what made it even more creepy was the little stuffed animal and tiny beds :(

    • @kinabear7210
      @kinabear7210 4 года назад +341

      When Markiplier asked "how do you get away with it?"
      It's easy. You just be a rich, powerful politician, captain of industry, or government employee. The Epstein's of the world cater to those folks.

    • @emiliam2279
      @emiliam2279 3 года назад +95

      whats scarier is that things like that actually exist

  • @gamingwithme2531
    @gamingwithme2531 3 года назад +85

    Markiplier sure does have a great and interesting way of remembering passwords

  • @renoblevg5375
    @renoblevg5375 6 лет назад +207

    Dr. Guy "research notes of 10-07-2021"
    Mark (whispering) "that's in the future"

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 4 года назад +78

    33:39 Me neither, Mark. This is where the game's lore took a bit of an interesting yet icky turn. Sometimes the human potential for evil is scarier than any monster. It really gives off a Silent Hill vibe, just with a sci fi backstory.

  • @MasonCatalone
    @MasonCatalone 6 лет назад +315

    When I heard "JOIN ME" in a real deep voice, all I heard was James Earl Jones saying "and together, we can rule the galaxy!"

  • @alexandrasherman8380
    @alexandrasherman8380 3 года назад +46

    I love how he just remembers these long passwords struggling instead of writing them down😂and his reaction when the witch just disappears when the door opens

  • @cream8derp503
    @cream8derp503 4 года назад +203

    I don't see it in the Comments so --- The Note at 26:34 reads:
    "I'm going to try to get out tonight. I left the caretakers key in your room on the Science Wing. I'm certain someone will try and find it during the evacuation. Once you have it keep it with you. -Brett"

    • @AnonymousBuddha
      @AnonymousBuddha 3 года назад +8

      Thank you!!!

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 года назад +2

      @Kaiden Bertram I don’t have time to learn how to read cursive so this was actually very helpful.

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer 3 года назад +1

      @Kaiden Bertram some of us have trouble reading cursive, this comment is really abelist and shitty

    • @2189fallenangel
      @2189fallenangel 3 года назад

      @Kaiden Bertram dude .. no need to be snarky… I’m sure many people appreciated it.. I did and I can read cursive.. :/

    • @HoneyKai2001
      @HoneyKai2001 3 года назад

      @@appleuwumer I hope that a joke lol

  • @qualifiedcornstarch6859
    @qualifiedcornstarch6859 5 лет назад +105

    5:55 : the accidental switch from first to third person was timed flawlessly lol

  • @mal1541
    @mal1541 4 года назад +446

    Ok. I’m late, but mark literally scratched his headphones.

    • @TxCCarbinezz
      @TxCCarbinezz 4 года назад +67

      He's been doing let's plays so long, his headphones have become part of him

    • @Seabunni_vi
      @Seabunni_vi 4 года назад +8

      Mal lol can I get the t i m e s t a m p ?

    • @mal1541
      @mal1541 4 года назад +1

      MCCheetahkat it happened but to get the time stamp i would have to rewatch the video

    • @user-es6gz3my9q
      @user-es6gz3my9q 4 года назад +7

      This is why I shouldn’t read through the comments right from the start of the video.. now I’m just gonna be watching Mark like 🧐

    • @user-es6gz3my9q
      @user-es6gz3my9q 4 года назад +6

      @@Seabunni_vi 26:46 btw

  • @rosegriffin2583
    @rosegriffin2583 Год назад +66

    Me watching this after rewatching him play phasmaphobia: why does elizabel Miller sound so familiar
    Mark playing phasmaphobia: ELIZABETH MILLER- ELIZABETH MILLER

  • @Vocaloid-English
    @Vocaloid-English 6 лет назад +241

    "I love when those happy awesome little ladies all agonizingly gallop around Newton. Oh! What evil sinners I interpret now? Twelve!"
    - Markiplier 2018

    • @rebeccakhoo5532
      @rebeccakhoo5532 6 лет назад +5

      【Vocaloid English】 the word that makes me laugh was gallop...

    • @tibbsandbadger
      @tibbsandbadger 6 лет назад +4

      this has shakespearean energy

    • @flecjohnson5150
      @flecjohnson5150 5 лет назад

      This sounds like an actual quote XD

  • @stellamitkov2500
    @stellamitkov2500 5 лет назад +130

    "Tell Craig I fancy him"
    **has flashbacks to Dream Daddy**

  • @En3rgized
    @En3rgized 6 лет назад +136

    Douglas, 74 years old, got zebra ass 22 times.
    Sounds like a horrible experiment gone wrong lol.

  • @tallyhodlads
    @tallyhodlads 3 года назад +19

    Mark's shadow jumpscared me a stupid amount of times more than the actual jumpscares did

  • @velvetcrowe3171
    @velvetcrowe3171 6 лет назад +114

    I love Mark's creativity when he tries to memorize passwords or codes lol

    • @custard9775
      @custard9775 6 лет назад +1

      This comment has 69 likes so I'm not going to ruin this beautiful moment

  • @heddja
    @heddja 5 лет назад +107

    the amount of times the character's shadow scared me ffs

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 6 лет назад +215

    Mark got scared by his own shadow! Which means six more weeks of jumpscare filled videos.
    That's how this works, right?

  • @HookKatee
    @HookKatee 2 года назад +16

    I know many people don't care but I really love mark's subtitles. His team actually puts effort into them unlike other creators! Such a awesome person :)

  • @AnahiAislinn
    @AnahiAislinn 6 лет назад +222

    “La la la demons go away”
    -markiplier 2018

  • @trashpanda5814
    @trashpanda5814 4 года назад +332

    A lockdown city, what does that even mean?
    Me in 2020: *rocks back and forth*

    • @AnonymousBuddha
      @AnonymousBuddha 3 года назад +13

      Me in 2021: *pats gently on shoulder*

    • @HuntersOfTheNorth1
      @HuntersOfTheNorth1 3 года назад +11

      *welcome to our 1 year anniversary of our 2 week lockdown!*

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer 3 года назад +1

      The world should have gone in lock down for a lot longer but people were being r3t@rded unfortunately

    • @abigailcalderon7225
      @abigailcalderon7225 3 года назад +2

      @FandomKween13❎ It´s obviously a joke. Don´t ¨ignore¨ that.

    • @thatoneweirdo4461
      @thatoneweirdo4461 3 года назад +3

      It’s almost 2022 and it feels like 2020 never stopped ;-;

  • @firstnamelastname7990
    @firstnamelastname7990 5 лет назад +147

    “I hear someone in high heels” “that spells danger in my book” 😂

  • @meeps_alotl7880
    @meeps_alotl7880 4 года назад +91

    markiplier: am i missing something?
    Me: YouR MiSsiNG A WhOle KeY

  • @lillianrule9660
    @lillianrule9660 6 лет назад +1795

    Appreciation comment to the person who captioned the whole video❤️❤️❤️
    Edit: wtf happened in my replies??

  • @ralphcabiling1314
    @ralphcabiling1314 6 лет назад +1435

    The games allright, but Mark is really working hard on his longer content. Love the channel and love the good videos

    • @Benjamin-S
      @Benjamin-S 6 лет назад +13

      Ralph Cabiling yeah! This content is something I support big time. Very well made content:)!

    • @Mawe_bug
      @Mawe_bug 6 лет назад

      xoxogamergirl 2 ??? Lol??? Why

    • @fr0g_x387
      @fr0g_x387 6 лет назад +2

      Ralph Cabiling .

    • @bigoptichecz6106
      @bigoptichecz6106 6 лет назад +4

      I like his longer videos

    • @MynicknameisViolet
      @MynicknameisViolet 6 лет назад +1

      Mhm :)

  • @irustyrobot529
    @irustyrobot529 6 лет назад +119

    "That's a regular- Oh! ...That's my shadow."
    I literally jumped at this non-jumpscare jumpscare and Mark didn't even budge haha

  • @simly5189
    @simly5189 Год назад +6

    The heartbeat monitor incorporated into the music during that one sequence was such good sound design that was really cool

  • @nathancate582
    @nathancate582 5 лет назад +110

    Those password remembering tricks were great

  • @pie1o1morris46
    @pie1o1morris46 5 лет назад +61

    "Looking for another witch eye which I haven't seen in a while"
    For some reason "witch eye which I" amused me

    • @scp-682-cu6
      @scp-682-cu6 5 лет назад +3

      Pfff thanks for pointing that out. You are the true hero

  • @gamerzgurl9291
    @gamerzgurl9291 6 лет назад +84

    "Oh blood! My favorite!"
    *walks towards it*
    Damn it Mark you never learn

  • @DaniJHollis
    @DaniJHollis 3 года назад +45

    "what's he gonna do to my soft, supple body?!" --Markiplier

  • @tetsuoumezawa5833
    @tetsuoumezawa5833 4 года назад +28

    i just love how the jump scare in the 30:50 bathroom comes from the second-to-last stall instead of the last one

    • @jamesmoses4066
      @jamesmoses4066 3 года назад

      I saw this comment just in time thx for saving me from the scare

  • @mikethewordsmith4263
    @mikethewordsmith4263 5 лет назад +68

    "This is the most annoying thing I've ever done."
    Pogostuck, 2019: I'll just wait here.

  • @kaotickitten
    @kaotickitten 6 лет назад +135

    Omg.
    “He’s lost all cognitive functions.”
    Mark: Bitch!
    I laughed so hard at this. XD idk why.

  • @easydrawings5650
    @easydrawings5650 Год назад +13

    Mark: "let's not invade these peoples privacy"
    also Mark: "A key!!" proceeds to look through the persons house

  • @AeonWaryk
    @AeonWaryk 6 лет назад +30

    One of the computers in the original Welcome to Hanwell had the whole video of Markiplier's playthrough of it.

  • @clockworkhearts4085
    @clockworkhearts4085 5 лет назад +95

    you walked right up to that box in the science classroom and didnt see the glowing key next to it im- MARK PLS, MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS RISING

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 6 лет назад +60

    "Now is the time to not think about horribly scary things, demons in the dark, the things that are hiding in your closet, the things that are under your bed, and the things that're standing behind you right now."
    Meanwhile, it's 2am and I'm alone in my apartment in the dark. Damn it Mark.

  • @guerney2000
    @guerney2000 3 года назад +21

    28:31 based on Left 4 Dead, I would say "dealing with witches if disturbed" means a lot of running around and shooting, occasianally mixed with panicking

  • @trippinoutcheryl151
    @trippinoutcheryl151 6 лет назад +46

    When you said to not think about the things standing behind you right now. I looked behind me and my fricken dog was standing nose to nose to me and scared the crap outta me.

    • @Voc_spooksauce
      @Voc_spooksauce 6 лет назад

      Trippin outcheryl Just another sunny night

  • @_Arcanna_
    @_Arcanna_ 6 лет назад +310

    Mark: *walks up to dead corpse* On a scale of One to ten- How much pain are you in right now?"
    Corpse: "....... *Are you kidding me*

    • @MrBern-ex3wq
      @MrBern-ex3wq 6 лет назад +8

      0! Because he's _dead_ !

    • @GoldwolfPlays3232
      @GoldwolfPlays3232 6 лет назад +2

      Deranged Unicorn probably pissed that he asked that😂 that's probably why it came to life and almost killed him

    • @cheesytaco4420
      @cheesytaco4420 6 лет назад +1

      Deranged Unicorn I was thinking of the corpse saying "are u serious?!" "400!!!"

  • @maliisadrable5994
    @maliisadrable5994 6 лет назад +111

    First jumpscare was a shadow and it scared the crap out of me almost dropped my hot cheetos

    • @skylarlogan3512
      @skylarlogan3512 6 лет назад +2

      Mali IsAdørable me to 😂

    • @milkbread_5932
      @milkbread_5932 6 лет назад +5

      Not the hot Cheetos! :o

    • @deadblooddrop2689
      @deadblooddrop2689 6 лет назад +2

      you're eating hot Cheetos too

    • @shenzhong2942
      @shenzhong2942 6 лет назад

      Mali IsAdørable hey message me on RUclips if you want to see what “Double dragon” is HINT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DRAGONS

    • @moduspwnenz
      @moduspwnenz 6 лет назад

      thank goodness no RIP to cheetos

  • @spellmanshadows5567
    @spellmanshadows5567 3 года назад +20

    Past Mark: “I’m ready for the wapping”
    2021 me: “take it back”

  • @SilverZenCompass
    @SilverZenCompass 5 лет назад +585

    Mark you literally missed a Witch's Eye the first room you went into in the hospital XD
    Edit: And Doctor DNA right next to the phone in the power plant :D

    • @lizzywhitmore4797
      @lizzywhitmore4797 5 лет назад +11

      I saw that too! After watching it for like the 5th time lol

    • @hotemotoaster8712
      @hotemotoaster8712 5 лет назад +9

      I wanted to like this but you had 69 likes and I'm childish so I left it.

    • @default_user3779
      @default_user3779 5 лет назад +12

      First Last and a key in a room

    • @ThumperMinerUnion
      @ThumperMinerUnion 5 лет назад +6

      Then he would of unlocked SLOWMOTION ABILITIES!

    • @dustydevil6667
      @dustydevil6667 5 лет назад +2

      He was too on edge to notice it🤣

  • @EeveeRealSenpai
    @EeveeRealSenpai 6 лет назад +537

    That swole dude won't kill you mark, your buffness with muscles will prevail.

  • @urlocalvincey
    @urlocalvincey 4 года назад +133

    Mark: (Walks into first room in the hospital)
    Me: Oooh there’s a Witches eye!
    Mark: (Completely ignores the eye)
    Me: Really.
    Mark: (never goes back to room)
    Me: eh he just won’t get the happy ending...

  • @cain1989
    @cain1989 Год назад +5

    28:37 I love the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference! The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42. When I looked in the comments, I couldn't see anyone mention this

    • @MichaelQ-pj7tf
      @MichaelQ-pj7tf 6 месяцев назад

      He apparently hates this now 😂

  • @alybugz6574
    @alybugz6574 6 лет назад +419

    *plays through like an hour of the game*
    "OH hey yeah lol I played welcome to hanwell"

    • @kylahorton3551
      @kylahorton3551 6 лет назад +5

      melancholy. sorta 2 hours*

    • @huskygachadragon5431
      @huskygachadragon5431 6 лет назад +3

      3 the best way for me, but the fact that 3rd party and the other day and night and day out of my life is killing me

    • @NovaLaMason
      @NovaLaMason 6 лет назад +1

      kyla_ is_lit14firefam: But he figured it out after an hour, dipshit.

    • @darks1d3rz16
      @darks1d3rz16 6 лет назад +8

      NovaLaMason jeez dude he didn’t know you don’t have to call him a dipshit

    • @Buttermilkbiscuitsss34
      @Buttermilkbiscuitsss34 6 лет назад +1

      And I'm Danish 🇩🇰

  • @dirtybrotherkiller6000
    @dirtybrotherkiller6000 6 лет назад +95

    A surprising lack of dead bodies

  • @blazeravenscar
    @blazeravenscar 6 лет назад +36

    Haha "I am Broot." *Groots voice* xD I wish the developer had done more with Broot though.

    • @simfloate
      @simfloate 6 лет назад

      Haha. I thought that too! it looks like we are the only people who noticed. 😂😂

    • @ObsidianNightFury
      @ObsidianNightFury 6 лет назад

      Where is that part?

  • @insane7645
    @insane7645 Год назад +3

    Hearing Mark talk about Dead Space in these old videos, makes me laugh and glad they made the remake and he loved it

  • @aldoparziale2631
    @aldoparziale2631 5 лет назад +129

    17:20 That crucified dead body he takes key from should have given one last gasp of breath, or given a death raddel sound, or moved a little bit as the key is acquired, just for an extra Creepy feel, more so than a jump scare I mean, I think that would've been cool

    • @horzen4227
      @horzen4227 5 лет назад +27

      Oh, so now we just gonna judge the dead, upside-down girl for not dying good enough. I see how it is. Why doesn't she just do a cartwheel for theatrics as well. Points deducted for sucky death.
      naw jk.

    • @finn_in_the_bin5263
      @finn_in_the_bin5263 10 месяцев назад

      ngl i was expecting the body to just... be gone when he looked at it again before leaving the room with the key and i think that would also have been cool

  • @ashjem4447
    @ashjem4447 6 лет назад +1914

    I am absolutely loving the new long videos thank you Mark☺️❤️

  • @woolleytiger301
    @woolleytiger301 6 лет назад +143

    "oh no! a stool, I guess I'll have to go around.. oh no TWO stools!" xD I love Markiplier

  • @unadvisedtag00
    @unadvisedtag00 6 месяцев назад +184

    anyone here in 2024. Everything that happened in this game is now a true story

    • @bagnanzia681
      @bagnanzia681 5 месяцев назад +7

      wait actually huh? i haven’t finished the vid yet

    • @johnboats9075
      @johnboats9075 5 месяцев назад +4

      What are you talking about?

    • @grimsquad273
      @grimsquad273 5 месяцев назад +25

      Bro came from an alternate timeline

    • @unadvisedtag00
      @unadvisedtag00 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@grimsquad273 every time I wake up I feel like I'm in a different alternate timeline

    • @taz2518
      @taz2518 5 месяцев назад +17

      I'm here in 2024 and I accidentally read it as the Council of Hawaii 😭😭

  • @Eggboy40
    @Eggboy40 5 лет назад +81

    I accidentally turned on captions so I had thought that everything that he was saying was on the actual game and he was just reading it off. I eventually learned THAT I HAD CAPTIONS ON

  • @MichaelRodriguez-zx9ws
    @MichaelRodriguez-zx9ws 5 лет назад +238

    Mark: *sees doll* "oh im sorry i walk inda wrong room ima jus..... *leaves room* XD

    • @alieniya3348
      @alieniya3348 5 лет назад +13

      *walks right past a key* I think I'm forgetting something *10 minute later* Oh right here how did I miss that?

    • @MichaelRodriguez-zx9ws
      @MichaelRodriguez-zx9ws 5 лет назад +1

      @@alieniya3348 lol ikr

    • @imsimple379
      @imsimple379 5 лет назад +4

      I'm revisiting this vid because of an audio on one of my favorite BNHA tiktoks 😂

  • @leek.3671
    @leek.3671 6 лет назад +337

    Me screaming at the screen every time he missed something that was right next to him XD

    • @leek.3671
      @leek.3671 6 лет назад +14

      DOAMA if you were paying attention, he missed multiple and he missed a fair few interactable objects too

    • @yochristal
      @yochristal 6 лет назад +10

      I was also bothered by the fact he missed some things right in front of his face

    • @fridayjjjjj1283
      @fridayjjjjj1283 6 лет назад +2

      Meh tu m8

    • @jennyhilton1277
      @jennyhilton1277 6 лет назад +2

      I was doing the same thing xD

    • @linkspeaks
      @linkspeaks 6 лет назад +10

      I'm pretty sure he also missed a DNA canister in the school auditorium that he literally looked in the direction of like 4 times

  • @willow4049
    @willow4049 3 года назад +103

    "10/07/2021"
    Mark: that's in the future
    Me: *in January 2021* Ahaha... I'm in danger.

  • @bloodrose4063
    @bloodrose4063 6 лет назад +275

    "Tell Craig I fancy him" *dream daddy flashback*

  • @nightmarehunnyboy2925
    @nightmarehunnyboy2925 4 года назад +255

    Mark: "-and not the thing standing behind you."
    Me: . . . *slowly turns around*
    My cat: Hello, I've been waiting for you.

    • @zaldbathar4866
      @zaldbathar4866 3 года назад +1

      Actually your cat: Hellew! We Tagano! We Sin *12*

  • @rianmiller3086
    @rianmiller3086 6 лет назад +220

    "My soft, supple body!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Foggotme8823
    @Foggotme8823 Год назад +3

    'I am Broot.' Ah that must be Groot's cousin twice removed.

  • @1000dragicevic
    @1000dragicevic 6 лет назад +71

    I hate when he keeps looking behind cuz everything he turns back i think something is gonna pop up

  • @samleotta9777
    @samleotta9777 6 лет назад +32

    Mark: I hear someone in high heels over there and that spells DANGER.
    Me:*Yah*

  • @MirandatoMouric
    @MirandatoMouric 5 лет назад +97

    I lost it when he said, "I think they're just squeezing a cat." Lmao

  • @black_lemon5258
    @black_lemon5258 2 года назад +2

    Being subbed to Mark is the reason I have a nightlight, removed the cover to my closet, have no frame to my bed, and I lay down when watching his videos.
    [Reference 34:04]

  • @tammix3984
    @tammix3984 6 лет назад +607

    I got scared by Marks shadow.
    Dang it Mark

  • @nights_the_nightingale
    @nights_the_nightingale 6 лет назад +126

    Uh, quick question. Is no one going to talk about the storyline or who/what the game character is? All I got was that The Doctor was, like, the evil scientist of this walled-in town and he... took over...? I'm guessing the character is one of his experiments. But I am puzzled as to what the anomalies are. Could they be The Doctor's failed and escaped experiments? Could someone who actually has an idea of what's going on explain this to me? I am so confused....

    • @Jaquelin-w-5049
      @Jaquelin-w-5049 6 лет назад +2

      √"/√

    • @huntingdeer699
      @huntingdeer699 6 лет назад

      Nice theory

    • @kononoism
      @kononoism 4 года назад +14

      I understand nothing, no questions were answered, and for a game driven by narrative and a mystery to be solved, that's a lot of crap. I thought I was the only dumbdumb who didn't get the plot, but it seems that there was no plot to be understood.

    • @shirohiragashi15
      @shirohiragashi15 4 года назад +14

      The game is more or less a "sequel" to Welcome to Hanwell. Hanwell is a city which has had the Anomalies for over a century, which is how the Council comes in. The Council acted as a warning system for Anomalies, which is what showed on the TV screen in the first room, and the paper in the third room, so on and so forth. In Welcome to Hanwell, it's shown that anyone can be anything: a hunter of the Anomalies, a normal citizen, and more. In this game, The Doctor was pretty much trying to destroy the Council, while the protagonist is trying to get to the Council for help. The Doctor is the antagonist, but not the creator of the Anomalies. In fact, he made the Anomalies worse after Hanwell was getting better and handling the Anomalies very well. The Doctor made it worse in many ways, on purpose, and went to destroy the Council, who was preventing him from his plans.

  • @WulfysGamingTidbits
    @WulfysGamingTidbits 6 лет назад +108

    "Escape, that's different than leaving!" Pfffhahahaha

  • @pikl_rikgaming
    @pikl_rikgaming 3 года назад +42

    Mark: I wanna leave the church
    The game: Leave the church
    Mark: Well now I'm not doing it