James: Technically that's a gift for *both* of us.. so- Aleks: This product is not intended for use during penetration. So... I guess you both are gonna be busy celebrating 500k subs tonight.
at first I didn't notice it, I was questioning myself "did Aleks always have small eyes?" then once they showed James, then Aleks again I knew it was edited
Oliver Oliver USPS is the US Postal Service, a government run mailing service. Not to sure how companies like FedEx, UPS, and Amazon fit into the picture.
It's a federal offense to open someone else's mail without their consent and with knowledge that it isn't yours. The rule applies to all mail. Why the fuck would you think it only applies to usps. Haha it's for all mail.
I'm glad I'm not one of those people that get super butthurt. My dad's been paralyzed from the chest down for 33 years and I still know how to take a joke and laugh at this xD
The best Cow Chop face morph ever is this episode 3:23 cracks me up every time I remember it. like to the point I can't breathe anymore along with 13:46 is the absolute best. the face morph and the nasally speaking just makes it a masterpiece
those 2 seconds when their faces were edited to look slightly distorted were the best 2 seconds of internet I've ever seen, the first at 02:53 and the second at 02:59 lol
In a matter of hours I went from wondering who Cow Chop was (aside from a name mention here or there on Rooster Teeth, they aren't in any collab videos really) to liking them, to becoming one of my faveourite cahnnels. I think I get more laughs per video with you guys than I do through AH and FH
YESSSS. I was rewatching all the cowchop videos after the end and have finally found what I've been looking for. THIS video has the first instance of the famous "Cow Chop Opera music"
+TheTvdroid woah... weird. I don't watch The Creatures, anymore. I _quickly_ realized the only reason I watched them was for James, Aleks, Sly, and Seamus. So good call, friendo!
This video is about two friends who loved each other so dearly, they purchased each other gifts every week as a surprise. James, (recently crippled by the accident caused by aleks) has been unable to walk for 4 months. Aleks takes care of James on a daily basis, but recently James feels as if Aleks is fed up with helping him do daily tasks. On this Saturday they are giving each other gifts and James gets an egg cooker, while aleks gets "Fred" a lovely silicone mannequin used for oral pleasure. James "rushes" over to his eggs to see that they are done, while Aleks sighs. James says that "not all people can go at once" Aleks says "well i want to get this shit done nascar" making fun a James' disability. James makes a request to eat an egg with "Fred" the silicone sex doll. He feeds the egg to "Fred" then throws the remains at Aleks who says "you dirty fuckin..." he stops, James responds "what? What were you going to call me?" Their relationship is becoming fragile due to Aleks feeling like James is a burden and constantly making jokes about his disability. The tension comes to a head when Aleks gives James a pokemon game that wasnt very fun. James decides to grab a hammer and smash it. Wow i love these little story lines in these guys' videos, i was high when i wrote this, it could be better.
My mom walked in and it sacred me so i accidently paused the video at 10:25 she saw it and just kept staring for like a minute without talking...at the end she just walked out without saying nothing
omfg i swear the little facial edits they do is one of the most funniest parts in every video. that part with the eggs though... i haven't laughed soo hard in years
like really before this vid I was crying and not feeling good but this vid really cheered me up. i'm glad that they made me smile again in this bad period.
Cowchop Mario maker drinking game? Aleks, james, Trevor, aaron and joe play 100 live Mario mode and take turns every time someone dies, once it goes in a full cycle of death and ends up back at the original player they all take a shot? Is definitely enjoy that
katy-chan it would be after effects but i think there might be a plug in or other program used here as to do that kind of edit is alot of work... if i find out i will let you know man
***** ah right well fair play to him then :P i only used sony vegas now as i took a break from after effects and it has updated so much that can't remember how to do anything haha fml
The classical opera music coupled with James looking crazy with a hammer in his hands, then smashing the toy reminds me almost too much of scenes in mob movies where an important character in the story gets assassinated / dies, or when a group of mobsters get wasted, a la the Saint Valentines Day Massacre.
I don't understand how you could possibly be disappointed at a gift such as an egg cooker. Literally all it does is try to make your life easier and its free so there are actually zero downsides. At its ABSOLUTE worst it is useless to you and you can re-gift it to an egg-loving friend which is a net positive. There is no reason for you to have judged the egg cooker so harshly. It did nothing to you and can do nothing to you. It just wants to serve its purpose and that's all. The egg cooker did nothing wrong.
All besides the last few Overcooked. Did I miss some kind of sick egg hating lore or are you just insinuating they are cynical/destructive human beings who are taking out their subconscious frustrations on a lowely and innocent egg cooker?
The wheelchair joke in the beginning about a sick accident was foreshadowing
the face edits get me every time lol
is this microsoft
do u think trevor does all the cleaning
when i first saw it i flinched and was like no wonder aleks was wearing sunglasses oh my god
LazyWatermelon f fffr f r rr
Brotherr
James: Technically that's a gift for *both* of us.. so-
Aleks: This product is not intended for use during penetration.
So... I guess you both are gonna be busy celebrating 500k subs tonight.
they better film it
They get a shit-ton of views for a channel with 500k subs, though they deserve every single one.
I hope they let fans participate. I have some holes I'm willing to give up for scarification.
Is it gonna be on RUclips or You Porn
Totally gonna be on YouPorn xD
It's great to see Aleks caring for his disabled brother.
I love it when you guys morph their faces especially at 2:54 it's so fucking funny.
Whoever does the edits are great
Trevor does
+ChaBoiiWillGames Asian boy aslo edits
What if that's not a morphed face?
RobotDeathParty Then I'll be very, very sorry
ALEX : YOU DIRTY FUCKING N------
JAMES : WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU GONNA SAY???
LMFAOOO
I got the joke holy fuck XD
My dick gets bigger, cause aleks' a sand digger.
Without the er.
When was that?
+nck75 watch the damn video 10:33
CONGRATULATIONS ON 500K SUBS!
thanks, but you got the wrong person
??
Oh yes
hype!
If only James could play Pokemon go outside with the other kids. Poor guy.
And why can't he? _Huh_? You wanna say that to his face?
It's hard to look into his eyes and say it...
he can't go outside with the other kids, because he has a restraining order, he can't go within a hundred feet
not only that he's in a damn wheelchair dude
thejack473 damn was it a big fucking lawsuit
The editing of their faces are fucking scary lmao
I think they look lovely.
at first I didn't notice it, I was questioning myself "did Aleks always have small eyes?" then once they showed James, then Aleks again I knew it was edited
Aleks wouldn't look that bad with small eyes 😂
I freaking love it
yea
Trying to do cpr on a dying dude.. few seconds later hears noise *THE EGGS ARE DONE!* leaves Fred to die. Lmao
Wait, if Aleks feels guilty about James being in the wheel chair maybe he's the one who shot James in the back?!
*Aleks
New lore has been discovered great job!
Theory: Alek's alternate personality, Alex, put James in the wheelchair. Aleks unknowing is guilty for Jame's accident.
you wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses would you
Those Alex face edits get me every time
🤣🤣🤣🤣 ikr
"I can fit a lot in my mouth"
Aleks would know
how is your squiggly cup?
Tasty Churro Fan-fucking-tastic, my dude. I love it
I'm lovin it *mcdonalds background music
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
dude the edited faces are the best, please keep doing them
I can't wait in a few years when you have new subs that actually think James is disabled lel
He is disabled shush
8298
Yeah I miss Nova. He was actually a normal person, then James took his place and :/
wait I thought he was I know hes had back surgery and that isnt easy to deal with
When I first started watching Idubbbz I thought he actually had cancer
I don't understand, the face morphs look so damn good.
James admits to a felony live on RUclips lol.
Opening another man's mail, smh.
I think that applies only to mail sent via USPS.
+Tokani why would you think that?
Oliver Oliver USPS is the US Postal Service, a government run mailing service. Not to sure how companies like FedEx, UPS, and Amazon fit into the picture.
+Tokani oh maybe you're right
It's a federal offense to open someone else's mail without their consent and with knowledge that it isn't yours. The rule applies to all mail. Why the fuck would you think it only applies to usps. Haha it's for all mail.
I'm glad I'm not one of those people that get super butthurt. My dad's been paralyzed from the chest down for 33 years and I still know how to take a joke and laugh at this xD
Been subbed since the first video, nice job on the 500k subs
So has like 100k of the people.
Not much of an achievement...
"He's breathing"
-does chest compressions-
Good job Aleks. You just stopped his heart.
The best Cow Chop face morph ever is this episode 3:23 cracks me up every time I remember it. like to the point I can't breathe anymore along with 13:46 is the absolute best. the face morph and the nasally speaking just makes it a masterpiece
those 2 seconds when their faces were edited to look slightly distorted were the best 2 seconds of internet I've ever seen, the first at 02:53 and the second at 02:59 lol
02:15 too! lmao
Miguel Angel Plascencia lmao I missed that one, thanks
Popcorn
he looked Jew
Aleks is probably CPR certified after all of these episodes...
Oh, the foreshadowing in this intro for James
Mmm, James smashing toys...why does that seem so familiar?
The glory days...
Dude, these are the glory days, The Creatures were holding him back, although James smashing crap on Toy Chest was good
AbyssGaming those were not the glory days it's more like the dark age of James
+Dusty Potato ikr
In a matter of hours I went from wondering who Cow Chop was (aside from a name mention here or there on Rooster Teeth, they aren't in any collab videos really) to liking them, to becoming one of my faveourite cahnnels. I think I get more laughs per video with you guys than I do through AH and FH
Same here, I just started discovering them. Too bad they gone now.
Enjoy the hit of nostalgia when you get this notification.
I've made it a tradition to watch this video while eating hard boiled eggs. Miss y'all at cowchop!
The fucking opera music makes it so much better
YESSSS. I was rewatching all the cowchop videos after the end and have finally found what I've been looking for. THIS video has the first instance of the famous "Cow Chop Opera music"
Will always come here for a laugh, miss these
Kidneys failed from laughing so hard. From the face edits to the wheelchair, y'all are hilarious.
dude i fucking lost it when alex called James "nascar"
Alex's hair reminds me of Old Alex
who the fuck is Alex? Aleks evil twin?
someone is new to the Channel
2:59 when your mum calls you a handsome young man
2:15, 2:58 FUCK i can only have one profile picture, but i am going to save this masterpeace for later.
Wow CowChop, 500k, Great moves! Keep it up! Proud of you!
I came back to rewatch this and that face Aleks gives James at the very end is scarier than my mom's when she's mad at me
The faces they are killing me. Am I the only one seeing them
What faces? Are on drugs sir?
edited alecks
2:57 is all I'm saying
looks normal to me
lol I wish there was a drug that warped peoples faces like that I would laugh my ass off all the time.
12:02 this part was gold start to finish
I was waiting for James to actually choke on the eggs so Aleks could finally put his CPR skills to good use
500K SUBS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
AAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now just bring the rest of the million fuckheads from creaturehub
The real Momo Idk if you're insulting me, but I don't watch the Creatures and subbed to these guys at 300k :)
+TheTvdroid woah... weird. I don't watch The Creatures, anymore. I _quickly_ realized the only reason I watched them was for James, Aleks, Sly, and Seamus. So good call, friendo!
MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYNNNNN
This video is about two friends who loved each other so dearly, they purchased each other gifts every week as a surprise. James, (recently crippled by the accident caused by aleks) has been unable to walk for 4 months. Aleks takes care of James on a daily basis, but recently James feels as if Aleks is fed up with helping him do daily tasks. On this Saturday they are giving each other gifts and James gets an egg cooker, while aleks gets "Fred" a lovely silicone mannequin used for oral pleasure. James "rushes" over to his eggs to see that they are done, while Aleks sighs. James says that "not all people can go at once" Aleks says "well i want to get this shit done nascar" making fun a James' disability. James makes a request to eat an egg with "Fred" the silicone sex doll. He feeds the egg to "Fred" then throws the remains at Aleks who says "you dirty fuckin..." he stops, James responds "what? What were you going to call me?" Their relationship is becoming fragile due to Aleks feeling like James is a burden and constantly making jokes about his disability. The tension comes to a head when Aleks gives James a pokemon game that wasnt very fun. James decides to grab a hammer and smash it. Wow i love these little story lines in these guys' videos, i was high when i wrote this, it could be better.
This is the perfect way to depict this video and their relationship altogether.
rip in peace jams
Is Gerber Baby Fred the girl Aleks kidnapped?
Excuse you?
Kidnapper Aleks Your username is gold
Congrats on 500k subs!
James looks like Jaromir Jagr back in the 90s with that hair lmao
Truth
lol
You know shit is about to hit the fan when the opera comes in.
when james said chubby bunny, it reminded me of when aleks was dating that one girl back in 2012
Her name was Tiffany or something
because her and Aleks did the chubby bunny challenge together.
Lmao that was a weird era in Aleks' career
Who edited this one? They keep fucking with alek's face :>
Probably Trevor.
buttercrap u noticed that to lol
That's what his normal face looks like.
My mom walked in and it sacred me so i accidently paused the video at 10:25 she saw it and just kept staring for like a minute without talking...at the end she just walked out without saying nothing
im sure she is proud of me
This comment made my day
+Nea Walker incest is winchest
Just rewatching my favorite RUclips series of all time, feelsbadman
9:05 Scott?
that's exactly what I thought
"UNFINISHED BUSINESS."
That opera music reminded me of like a mob movie where someone is gettin beat lol
Eggs are getting beat.
..
Did you see Fred's face?
Hello fellow cow chop comrades! I hope you are having a lovely day.
Hope you have a great day too!
Thanks dude have a nice day as well
Same to you. I wish you a pleasant Saturday afternoon and a great weekend as a whole.
Have a great day bruh
Nah, it's a pretty shit day to be honest..
"I wanna eat one with Fred.... Make sure he has the black mouth" - James. TOO FUNNY!
The opera music made this so funny.
The face editing just keeps getting better and better, Aleks' small eyes, that smile, we're dealing with editing gods here.
Damn James.
The war changed you. Its not easy being a veteran, but I hope you get the help you need.
Best wishes.
I'm sorry but this channel is a masterpiece
Oh my god the face distortion messed me up real bad
Watching this in 2019 when James actually needed the wheelchair and then left cowchop
Little did he know....
all the editing on this video was absolutely perfect
Seamus would be a great cowchop member
Well hopefully he has a little cameo one day on cow chop
seamus?
oh i hate seamus.
this channel is pure gold
2:58 Nah, I don't see editing there.
what about 2:52
3:25
2:13
500,000. Halfway to a million. Congratulations guys!
Foreshadowing to James ruining his leg
omfg i swear the little facial edits they do is one of the most funniest parts in every video. that part with the eggs though... i haven't laughed soo hard in years
James the toy destroyer is back
This is the best video to go up on Cow Chop so far.
One of the funniest videos i've seen in a while
This episode is a masterpiece! The comical relief is just perfect.
The old James reveals himself
This is the most I've laughed at a video in a while. Had to pause it multiple times to catch my breath before I passed out from laughing so hard!
Why does "Fred" remind me of Proffesor Pyg from Batman Arkham Knight?
Only me?...
(When He had the White mouth)
Thats what she said
easily one of the best videos on the entire channel so far
What topping do you like on me?
beer cheese and the blood of the innocent
Trevor's Fat Pussi
Hot cheese
ur mom lol
I don't eat pretzels that much and I don't even use topping on my pretzels
like really before this vid I was crying and not feeling good but this vid really cheered me up. i'm glad that they made me smile again in this bad period.
Cowchop Mario maker drinking game? Aleks, james, Trevor, aaron and joe play 100 live Mario mode and take turns every time someone dies, once it goes in a full cycle of death and ends up back at the original player they all take a shot? Is definitely enjoy that
Id**
Trevor is only 19. And James already does Mario Maker on his personal channel, doubt he wants to make it into another series.
500.000 Subs, I love this channel!
10:35 Bookmarked for future vid
Whats that operatic music that plays when hes trying to revive old man fred around 9:10
This is modern art.
congrats on 500k guys, its been one helluva wild ride
I was pretty sure that aleks would have to use his cpr skills on james due to massive egg intake.
This is the definitive cow chop episode
"You dirty fucking.....Sand Digger."
gratz on 500k lads, love you
what program do you use to make videos have those funny faces with the small eyes??
+ShawnGrave adobe what?
katy-chan it would be after effects but i think there might be a plug in or other program used here as to do that kind of edit is alot of work... if i find out i will let you know man
***** ah right well fair play to him then :P i only used sony vegas now as i took a break from after effects and it has updated so much that can't remember how to do anything haha fml
thanks :)
Congrats on the 50k subs guys, ive been subscribed to you when you only had 4.20$ subscribers, KEEP THE GOOD MEMES!
Can someone make a gif of James sucking the egg in and blowing it out from laughter :)?
The classical opera music coupled with James looking crazy with a hammer in his hands, then smashing the toy reminds me almost too much of scenes in mob movies where an important character in the story gets assassinated / dies, or when a group of mobsters get wasted, a la the Saint Valentines Day Massacre.
Is it me or is Aleks' hair getting long again?
never forget baby face aleks
Congrats on 500k guys
I don't understand how you could possibly be disappointed at a gift such as an egg cooker. Literally all it does is try to make your life easier and its free so there are actually zero downsides. At its ABSOLUTE worst it is useless to you and you can re-gift it to an egg-loving friend which is a net positive.
There is no reason for you to have judged the egg cooker so harshly. It did nothing to you and can do nothing to you. It just wants to serve its purpose and that's all. The egg cooker did nothing wrong.
All besides the last few Overcooked. Did I miss some kind of sick egg hating lore or are you just insinuating they are cynical/destructive human beings who are taking out their subconscious frustrations on a lowely and innocent egg cooker?
next thing you know they'll be hating on genocidal toasters from some super secret testing facility out in Nevada...
Wolfee woosh, man... woosh
baited
Did anybody else get cobra's Fallout NV reference?
The editing is fantastic
Why does James look like Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump
miss this
Can we just agree that CowChop>PewDiePie?
Congrats on 500k my dudes! Keep up the zany memes!