Dispatcher here! And yes, contrary to popular belief, not all of our 911 calls are actual emergencies. This is a GREAT example of how a typical day will go. PLEASE ONLY DIAL 9-1-1 IN A REAL, LIFE-THREATENING EMERGENCY!!!!! And for the record, I think you would be an extremely effective dispatcher :):) Happy National Telecommunicator Week!!!!!!
Mary M once, I was hungover and I called 911 because I thought we had a tornado and I didn't have a place to hide.... I'm in Arizona. It was just rain. XD THE CONVERSATION
Mary M I'm curious, had you ever dealt with somebody blacking out twice while fainting on the line? It happened to me a few weeks ago in a heated art shop while I was waiting in line, and I'm kind of curious if it's a real emergency?
Personally I have not (my center does not dispatch for medical) but in that instance yes, that is a true emergency. I would have EMS sent to you to have you checked out. I hope you're okay!
You would apply to a Sheriff's office or a police department, depending on which is hiring for dispatchers. And, centers differ in many ways, too many to write here. A simple explanation though is within policies and procedures. For example, my dispatch center is not EMD (emergency medical dispatch) so we have to transfer those calls to another center. Or, certain departments will require you to have certifications that others do not. Some departments have longer training periods than others. Just like any other career, it depends on where you work.
I think this might be the funniest ASMR video I've ever seen. You are SUCH an asset to this art form, I can't even tell you. ... how long to smoke a brisket though?
oh I worked in an ER and you wouldn't believe the stuff...I have stories for days. things being shoved up butts...beads up little kid's noses...sometimes it was hard to keep from laughing.
sometimes I had to just walk out of the room and take a minute. I was registration and boy...I miss that part of my job. one man passed out while sleeping with his girlfriend...one kid got a bead in her nose and while walking back with the nurse, she sneezed and it flew out...
Ame D I have shoved multiple beads up my nose as a child to see what it felt like well I mean when I was in nursery I put some of the play dough they had in my knickers and when I got caught at the end of the day, my excuse was, and I quote "we don't have this colour at home" so it wouldn't be too far past me
Haha I have to say this was more comedic relief than asmr (although there were still some tingles with the typing). Love your creativity! My husband is a firefighter and I work in a hospital and the things people call them for/ come to the EMERGENCY room for in the middle of the night blow our minds. It's honestly made me lose alot of hope for humanity.
"This is not a radio station....Everyone gets through"😂😂 "Sir don't cry, I seriously doubt anyone is giving your horse crack.... No don't give the horse coffee" "3 brown guys in a car...oh you thought I should know?" "Where is the squirrel?" "Yeah I hope you don't have to pass it too" "If it's green you're going to have to wait" 😂😂 brilliant video 👏🏻
omg...how long to smoke a bisket...I love this,,,,we did call 911 when the whole family got locked out of our house.....the police came and broke the patio door so we could get it......my brother asked if they use glass cutters to do it and the cop told him he watched too much tv,,,then smashed the window
The two times in my life that I have called 911 (well, 112 in Europe) the line was totally collapsed and I couldn't get the help that I needed that way... now I know why lol. It wasn't life-threatening thank god... so it really makes me wonder if people bother emergency services with stupid things like these all the time and then real emergencies aren't attended. Good video as always that blouse really suits you xx
Scarlett WhispererASMR in my country you'd need to call directly a locksmith for that, I doubt the police here would help unless you know there's an unsupervised baby inside the house or sth. I called after having a motorcycle accident when I had trouble walking and my neck was sprained... luckily a passerby gave me a ride to the emergency room.. thank you for sharing it's always great to hear how other countries are like!! :)
Lauren Wilde I've had to call 999 a few times and have always had excellent help. Cant be doing with the prank callers or people who ring up for a paper cut tho. We've also got 111 for no emergency.
I hate it when my roommate turns into a giant crab and makes a cacoon around himself. Also, don't you just hate it when you get really mad and you swallow an entire hairbrush?
I absolutely love how you actually do viewer request/suggestions so fully - you are an asmr channel angel 😇 lots of love for the effort you put into your videos for your viewerbase. inspirational
Three brown guys in a car just thought you should know😂.... lawdy! You are hilarious love love your channel thank you for all of your hard work I look forward to your uploads so much!
Good GOD... You had to dispatch half your town's police force for this crap! Oh and that brown people in a car call to 911 has actually happened, that's the sad thing.
best moment of my day was to see that you uploaded a new roleplay, especially a bitchy one, they are golden!!! this one was almost as good as the drive thru... keep them coming! 😄❤
I was so worried this would be like that woman who hung up on the genuine emergency. I've never been so amused in my entire life. The crabs in the cocoons. LMAO. I'm only up to the guy who can't open his boot and I'm already nearly crying with laughter.
Oh man I'm laughing really really hard at the woman stuck in traffic because if the traffic jam's really that bad, how would the police even get there? They'd have to use a helicopter and jump out of it using a rope or something equally as ridiculous and I'm just cacking myself thinking about how humiliating that'd be for the chick.
I've been binging your 'bitchy' operator-type videos for like 3 hours now, my stomach hurts from all the laughing, you are hilarious 😂 thank you for these.
I saw on this one video this woman locked herself in her car and couldn't figure out how to unlock her car. She actually called 911 😂😂😂😂. Some people should run for president of the stupid people ha. This video cracks me up big time. Great job.
I needed this in my life 😂😂😂😂 bless you...you're made for this. I live like 30 minutes from Camden County & this shit would go down because those folks are of a different kind 😂😂😂
Okay. I am a dispatcher. Not in a 911 center, but I am a police dispatcher and handle emergencies. Just not in the quantity that a 911 operator would. I'm posting this before watching a second of the video. I want to see just how accurate your dialogue is to our internal one (because let's be honest we'd get fired if we said even half of the things we wanted to lol). I have faith you have done this justice! :D
Ok, so now I've watched it and are you sure you aren't a dispatcher? lol You are perfect! Spot on! Honestly one of our favorite past times is yelling "go away" at the phone before answering it in our sweet dispatch voice. lol 10/10 love it! We once had an elderly lady want to press trespassing charges on a couple of coyotes who kept walking through her back yard/field type area. Explaining that one was a doozy. :)
You're so great at these kinds of long-suffering characters surrounded by exasperating eccentrics! With Tax Day around the corner, do you think you'd be able to do one where you have to do the taxes of someone who walked into an H&R Block-type place at the last minute with a huge pile of bizarre claims? (I see you did a tax-themed video a while back, but that seemed to be more of a straightforward, noncomedic setup.)
Great Job and very funny. I was a former County Jailer that worked in the control room of the jail, we got our fair share of funny calls. from people asking about The status of inmates. it was like HBO COMEDY HOUR. so my Idea for you would to play a Bitch Control Room Correctional Officer.i'D LOVE TO see that. Your quickly becoming my favorite ASMR artist
911 what's your emergency? Me: uhmmm.....I'll take a large coke and a chicken burger that's all... 911: SIR THIS IS 911 Me: YEAH AND I'M HUNGRY SO DO YOU SEE MY PROBLEM!!!
Dispatcher here! And yes, contrary to popular belief, not all of our 911 calls are actual emergencies. This is a GREAT example of how a typical day will go. PLEASE ONLY DIAL 9-1-1 IN A REAL, LIFE-THREATENING EMERGENCY!!!!!
And for the record, I think you would be an extremely effective dispatcher :):)
Happy National Telecommunicator Week!!!!!!
Mary M once, I was hungover and I called 911 because I thought we had a tornado and I didn't have a place to hide.... I'm in Arizona. It was just rain. XD THE CONVERSATION
Mary M I'm curious, had you ever dealt with somebody blacking out twice while fainting on the line? It happened to me a few weeks ago in a heated art shop while I was waiting in line, and I'm kind of curious if it's a real emergency?
Peggy Schuyler I think it's a real emergency, there's something wrong with that person.
Personally I have not (my center does not dispatch for medical) but in that instance yes, that is a true emergency. I would have EMS sent to you to have you checked out. I hope you're okay!
You would apply to a Sheriff's office or a police department, depending on which is hiring for dispatchers. And, centers differ in many ways, too many to write here. A simple explanation though is within policies and procedures. For example, my dispatch center is not EMD (emergency medical dispatch) so we have to transfer those calls to another center. Or, certain departments will require you to have certifications that others do not. Some departments have longer training periods than others. Just like any other career, it depends on where you work.
What do you mean you're being murdered, that's illegal, people can't do that.
I think this might be the funniest ASMR video I've ever seen. You are SUCH an asset to this art form, I can't even tell you.
... how long to smoke a brisket though?
"You swallowed a hairbrush?
You mean a whole hair brush?
Why would you do such a thing?
Because you were pissed of".
This might be one of the funniest comments I've ever read! XD
oh I worked in an ER and you wouldn't believe the stuff...I have stories for days. things being shoved up butts...beads up little kid's noses...sometimes it was hard to keep from laughing.
Ame D I can only imagine the stories you have. I don't know how you kept yourself from laughing. I don't know if I could 😂😂😂😂.
sometimes I had to just walk out of the room and take a minute. I was registration and boy...I miss that part of my job. one man passed out while sleeping with his girlfriend...one kid got a bead in her nose and while walking back with the nurse, she sneezed and it flew out...
Ame D Those are classic. Thanks for sharing 😂.
Ame D I have shoved multiple beads up my nose as a child to see what it felt like
well I mean when I was in nursery I put some of the play dough they had in my knickers and when I got caught at the end of the day, my excuse was, and I quote "we don't have this colour at home" so it wouldn't be too far past me
Ame D my brother got a piece of corn stuck up his nose and I got a crayon in my year
The brown guys in the car made me laugh 🤣🤣
And the best online actress award goes to.....you. Obviously. Good god, you are brilliant.
you remind me of Lisa Kudrow who played Phoebe in Friends? am i the only one? :D
Maisie Feek yes omg i have been looking for someone to say this
Maisie Feek omg yasssssssssssssss
Maisie Feek omg yes so does
90-56789-3158528&qsxrgbuk_6uhd
mQBnIGFa ■♤♧♡◇¤•£¿°|{|}0₩♧《》¡
567231♧
"Well m'am why would you do such a thing??"
"You were really pissed off okay" 😂😂 that part got me
Mary, I'm an ICU nurse and just got off a 14 hr shift. Hahaha, I needed this! Just love your roll plays, esp this one!!!!😊
Mwahahaha, they will never expect I am giving my neighbors horse crack!
Joseph Stalin ofc it was Stalin
Haha I have to say this was more comedic relief than asmr (although there were still some tingles with the typing). Love your creativity! My husband is a firefighter and I work in a hospital and the things people call them for/ come to the EMERGENCY room for in the middle of the night blow our minds. It's honestly made me lose alot of hope for humanity.
"This is not a radio station....Everyone gets through"😂😂
"Sir don't cry, I seriously doubt anyone is giving your horse crack.... No don't give the horse coffee"
"3 brown guys in a car...oh you thought I should know?"
"Where is the squirrel?"
"Yeah I hope you don't have to pass it too"
"If it's green you're going to have to wait"
😂😂 brilliant video 👏🏻
Jayde my favorite is the horse on crack just imagining a horse taking crack is funny to me😂😂
omg...how long to smoke a bisket...I love this,,,,we did call 911 when the whole family got locked out of our house.....the police came and broke the patio door so we could get it......my brother asked if they use glass cutters to do it and the cop told him he watched too much tv,,,then smashed the window
The Mayor's wife part had me dying 😂😂
This video was so good! Those earrings turned out great as clip-ons!
The two times in my life that I have called 911 (well, 112 in Europe) the line was totally collapsed and I couldn't get the help that I needed that way... now I know why lol. It wasn't life-threatening thank god... so it really makes me wonder if people bother emergency services with stupid things like these all the time and then real emergencies aren't attended. Good video as always that blouse really suits you xx
Scarlett WhispererASMR in my country you'd need to call directly a locksmith for that, I doubt the police here would help unless you know there's an unsupervised baby inside the house or sth. I called after having a motorcycle accident when I had trouble walking and my neck was sprained... luckily a passerby gave me a ride to the emergency room.. thank you for sharing it's always great to hear how other countries are like!! :)
Difference is you don't call 911 for that. You call the non emergency number. Every center has one. :)
Lauren Wilde my uncle is a chief he says they get really stupid calls
All the time. People sometimes forget that 911 is NOT 411. We will get calls "is mcdonald's open today?" etc.
Lauren Wilde I've had to call 999 a few times and have always had excellent help. Cant be doing with the prank callers or people who ring up for a paper cut tho. We've also got 111 for no emergency.
I hate it when my roommate turns into a giant crab and makes a cacoon around himself. Also, don't you just hate it when you get really mad and you swallow an entire hairbrush?
Lexi Showalter the giant crab stuff made me fucking die😂😂
It's true though they did, they're coming ... Ohno-hxcjbnncvvmmmmmmmm
The part about the hairbrush just killed me XD
I absolutely love how you actually do viewer request/suggestions so fully - you are an asmr channel angel 😇 lots of love for the effort you put into your videos for your viewerbase. inspirational
This roleplay was amazing, your exasperated facial expressions and replies had me dying!!!!
"Sir sir? Your neighbor is giving a horse crack?"
Sir sir don't cry 😭
It'd be cool if you did the opposite, like a naive role play! Where you keep getting prank phone calls and falling for them :D
Three brown guys in a car just thought you should know😂.... lawdy! You are hilarious love love your channel thank you for all of your hard work I look forward to your uploads so much!
" u swallowed a hair brush? " right then I lost it and woke my parents up 😂
that background sign... so official 😂
the packing peanuts was priceless.....you are the best
You are so creative and so consistent! I love that I always have new content of yours to look forward to ❤️ love and hugs from buffalo
Also the horse had me ROLLING
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I frequently come to this video for a good laugh, thank you so much!
AlexAuASMR did this same type of video, and I love it! Great work!
I just read the requested comment for this and you came though! love your channel!
"I can't understand you when you squeak like that, Sir. Ma'am? Sorry, Ma'am."
only blue and white Toyota's are allowed out today.... dying 😂😂😂😂
*I'm Looking Forward To This!! I Always LOVE Your Bitchy Roleplays! Heheheheh!!*
💜💜💝💝💝😊💝😊💝💝💝💜💜💝💜💜💝💝💝😊💝😊💝💝💝💜💜
➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️ *Stop Replying To Your Own Comments* ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️
𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪-𝕤𝕚𝕫𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕘 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤 𝕦𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕙 𝕚𝕥 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕞 𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕜. Ok
Good GOD... You had to dispatch half your town's police force for this crap!
Oh and that brown people in a car call to 911 has actually happened, that's the sad thing.
these roleplays are the best
“& are they doing anything?” LMAOOOO I love you!
i live in camden county! thats really cool actually, makes it feel more realistic :)
"we don't de restraining orders for squirrels" It was late at night and I still lol'd. you just gained a new subscriber.
You throwing shade at racists with the three brown guys call was AWESOME. Bravoooooo
Abi Pereira These were actually real calls from what people have received. She didn't make these up.
"I will have someone come stop by. We have something for you, I think you're gonna like it." 😂
The packing peanuts allergic reaction 😂 I wish we were real life friends.
best moment of my day was to see that you uploaded a new roleplay, especially a bitchy one, they are golden!!! this one was almost as good as the drive thru... keep them coming! 😄❤
"Oh, they'll deal with you alright" 😂😂 This is amazing, and sadly accurate.
you're wearing those earrings from your previous video i absolutely love them. they suit you so much
"You do know that drugs are expensive, right? Especially the amount it would take to dope up a horse..." 😂😂😂😂 i am DYING!!!! Lol.
You're just the best at this! So funny!😁 Thaks for another awesome video!
ironically a kid in my class today prank called 911, yes he is getting punishment
I was so worried this would be like that woman who hung up on the genuine emergency. I've never been so amused in my entire life. The crabs in the cocoons. LMAO. I'm only up to the guy who can't open his boot and I'm already nearly crying with laughter.
Oh man I'm laughing really really hard at the woman stuck in traffic because if the traffic jam's really that bad, how would the police even get there? They'd have to use a helicopter and jump out of it using a rope or something equally as ridiculous and I'm just cacking myself thinking about how humiliating that'd be for the chick.
Tingle Whispers the funny thing she was the mayors wife and she was complaining about being stuck in traffic 😂😂😂
I've been binging your 'bitchy' operator-type videos for like 3 hours now, my stomach hurts from all the laughing, you are hilarious 😂 thank you for these.
😂😂 can't believe you did this request so quickly! Well done!! ♥️
“It’s only a disease that bats get.” *me side-eyeing Mary* can you see the future??
I saw on this one video this woman locked herself in her car and couldn't figure out how to unlock her car. She actually called 911 😂😂😂😂. Some people should run for president of the stupid people ha. This video cracks me up big time. Great job.
"You swallowed a hair brush. A whole hair brush." I'm rolling 😂
Only blue and white toyotas are allowed out today. Omg I laughed out loud. Great video Mary! Thank you!!
Lol! I love this. Did you get a few of these from the internet? I've heard the deer one before, and the peanuts one.
I needed this in my life 😂😂😂😂 bless you...you're made for this. I live like 30 minutes from Camden County & this shit would go down because those folks are of a different kind 😂😂😂
I love your videos!! I love all of your roleplays
Like any professional 911 Call Center the sign is taped to the wall
Okay. I am a dispatcher. Not in a 911 center, but I am a police dispatcher and handle emergencies. Just not in the quantity that a 911 operator would. I'm posting this before watching a second of the video. I want to see just how accurate your dialogue is to our internal one (because let's be honest we'd get fired if we said even half of the things we wanted to lol). I have faith you have done this justice! :D
Ok, so now I've watched it and are you sure you aren't a dispatcher? lol You are perfect! Spot on! Honestly one of our favorite past times is yelling "go away" at the phone before answering it in our sweet dispatch voice. lol 10/10 love it! We once had an elderly lady want to press trespassing charges on a couple of coyotes who kept walking through her back yard/field type area. Explaining that one was a doozy. :)
"I'm not going to tell you how long to smoke a brisket. I do know, but I'm not gonna tell you." HA
beautiful smile @ the end
You're so great at these kinds of long-suffering characters surrounded by exasperating eccentrics! With Tax Day around the corner, do you think you'd be able to do one where you have to do the taxes of someone who walked into an H&R Block-type place at the last minute with a huge pile of bizarre claims? (I see you did a tax-themed video a while back, but that seemed to be more of a straightforward, noncomedic setup.)
Wasn’t this from one of those lists things online of people talking about the dumbest reasons people have called 911? Love it!
I have a friend who's a dispatcher. Some of these came from calls she's received.
SouthernASMR Sounds oh my gosh really? I couldn’t do that job. I get too anxious ordering a pizza over the phone forget an actual emergency!
You are so awesome! The ASMRest videos I ever seen!! Please never stop doing this 🙏
"We don't do restraining orders for s q u i r r e l s"
This is HILARIOUS!!! One them should have called back to 911 on the police officers giving them a citation for misusing 911. META
Definetely make more of these!! i love the random scenarios lol
I love your role plays what about a bitchy cashier? I know you did one, but I absolutely loved it!
I loved this video I literally was lol. Thank you I needed this you made a somewhat bad day funny
Better than television!!
She was so freaking pissed that she decided she was going to swallow a hair brush, how is that even possible?! 😂
how long does it actually take to smoke a brisket
"Part of the problem is that it can't read" 😭😭😭.
Great Job and very funny. I was a former County Jailer that worked in the control room of the jail, we got our fair share of funny calls. from people asking about The status of inmates. it was like HBO COMEDY HOUR. so my Idea for you would to play a Bitch Control Room Correctional Officer.i'D LOVE TO see that. Your quickly becoming my favorite ASMR artist
Crab people, crab people, look like crabs, talk like people.
Hi I just found out about your channel and what can I say other then that I'm so glad I did 😃 your so amazing and keep up the good work! Subscribed!!
I love this!!! I'm relaxing and laughing
"Ma'am you can't call 911 asking how long to cook a biscuit"
Chloe L. brisket*
This has got to be the funniest ASMR video ever! 😂😂😂
The toyota one killed me😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😅😅
You need to be on SNL. 😉
I'm a dispatcher. Police, Fire and EMS. This is fantastic! So accurate!
how do you get so pissed to swallow a whole hair brush tho????????
"why on earth would you do such a thing" it's 2 am i can't stop fucking laughing help me
funny thin is she uploaded this during national dispatchers week.😂👍🏼
I love all of your roleplays!!!!!!! Yat
Awesome!! LOL throughout! You are amazing!
The problem is that squirrels can not read hahaha This was excellnt
I love you Mary!!
You are so creative!
Your videos are so good Thank You
Didn't watch it yet and already liked it! lol
911 what's your emergency?
Me: uhmmm.....I'll take a large coke and a chicken burger that's all...
911: SIR THIS IS 911
Me: YEAH AND I'M HUNGRY
SO DO YOU SEE MY PROBLEM!!!
This was A-mazing! Great great work :)
Everyone always starts with a computer
Why did I just now found this video I love it💖😴😴
I LOVE YOUR BITCHY ROLEPLAYS DONT STOP!!
10 sec in and I know this is gonna be good! 😂
Your such a queen💞😂
Can you do a bitchy blunt friend who does her friends makeup before she goes on a date? That would be so funny, I can see it now:P