follow my ig... what's wrong with u.. / albertsstuff Today I take random people in a stroller away from their friends. Which makes me their father I think
Idea for flamingo: You and Temprist/Kaden (doesn't matter) Should stroller people and capture them and drop them in the grave at the cemetery. But in the grave that lets you actually go underground
A roblox character: *waves* What albert makes it: _* catching an infant with his mere hands and and crunching it, spewing blood all around the room, makes the wave look like a ghost *_
Every time I watch Alberts videos, theres always this add of some random apex legend streamer saying "Hey, if u need help go to *instert random website*" And she stares into ur soul it's terrifying
Me: a baby! Albert KILL it! Albert: anything for a man. Me again: WHAT!?! I AM A GIRL! Albert again: spits on shoes and shoots baby saying" HEY TONY YOU FORGOT ABOUT YO GIRL"
Idea: make a rap battles stage in life in paradise and have 2 players rap against each other. Have the loser do some challenge like an obby and if they fail their acc gets “terminated”. I’m sorry if this was already taken I normally don’t read the comments
Good idea! :) btw I’m a small RUclips channel please consider subbing and no I’m not begging for subs I’m just asking if you could support my channel :) 💙
Admin idea: make yourself a dog for someone to adopt you, once you’re adopted by a family, bite one of the person’s arm or leg and remove them with btools. If the person says that you bit them (like a child or something) say puppy eyes and act innocent around the parents. Then once it is night time you turn into a devil and kill the entire family, then turn back into a dog and repeat the cycle. Also, you can use this as your title if you want.: Roblox family won’t adopt a dog again... Owner of this idea: UltimateGamerKid 9000. Copy and paste for flamingo to see!
Stealing became illegal in 1927. Random people in 1926: 1: knock knock “Why hello good affable sir, may I steal your important priceless valuables that you have here?” 2: “Yes, you seem like a promising fellow.” 1: *casually steals* 2: “My pleasure!”
Idea for paradise life: Make SCP-001-J in a random house sticked to a wall saying "If you push this button, you will destroy everything.", If they click the red button, everyone will freeze and their cameras will start spinning slowly and gradually start spinning faster, as their screens start spinning, the screen starts to get purple and more purple and reflections and lightings will start to be brighter more reflective, after everything started to reach a significantly high point, then the screen will start to become white slowly then after it fully became white, the server shutdowns with this reason: "SCP-001-J Has been pressed, everything is gone." Edit: Add annoying sound effects just to inform what's happening, some noobs are not gonna notice without sound effects. Please like so albert can see.
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I honestly was super creeped out and almost died of laughter when flamingo put that one player in the stroller and he smiled LOL
*To be continued*
Giorno Giovanna Im gonna reset the universe like pucci
IAm KevB *_le stop spammin_*
@IAm KevB I
@IAm KevB I already hate your existence for being a worthless bot
“Let me just remove the infant”
~Albert 2020
we know what he said
Finn Winkel you wasted like 10 seconds of your life to be irrelevant and reply that? Nice
@raysaturn sorry I'm 4 year late but what did he said?
I was watching this when my mom looked over my shoulder, saw Albert, and said, “he’s got nice hair”
What the hell 😂
My mom called him cute when she saw him with white hair
haha
@GhostyGummy now ur just lying
@GhostyGummy now ur just lying
Man:are you flamingo
Flamingo:uhh I have better things to do.
Flamingo: cartoon network
Albert's stuff: adult swim
I miss albertsstuff is was so much better
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 bot
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 when a bot glitches-
Yes
69 likes :>
Albert: “ROBLOX got rid of the butts probably because of me.”
*AlbertsStuff flashbacks*
Lel
Hallo
Lol ikt
*ikr
@꧁Cloudy Dayzz ꧂ hi
“Before he made.. Hearthstone?”
*Laughs* *In* *Hearthstone* *Player*
Idea for flamingo: You and Temprist/Kaden (doesn't matter)
Should stroller people and capture them and drop them in the grave at the cemetery. But in the grave that lets you actually go underground
Random infants in stroller: *screams*
Flamingo fans in stroller: OMG IT'S FALMINGO
its not like albert is a god above humans hes just like everybody else
Jacob he is actually a god above humans, thank you
@@jemmafeder1494 oooh yes be a god daddy
Hehe 😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I like how when the car rams over the girl and albert just stands there in silence, smiling
You like how Albert is abusing a young child?
That's my fav part it was so funny 😄
Clover the beagle LMAOOO , bruh stop being so pressed about a 1yr online dater ropeplayer ,that albert is messing with 😂😂😂
I just realized that It doesn’t look like I was sarcastic, my bad guys I was trying to make a joke
It’s a fun game
I came back to this video after almost 2 years I remember laughing so hard when this came out :)
Lol man last meme have russian bad word
@@pibka5712 Whatttt..?
People Who Watch Old Videos From 2020 or 2021 Team
bro got no replies and barely any likes 💀
how is this the top comment with almost no likes and 1 reply? 💀
BRU
@@maxisbraindead bro was 2 weeks ago
@@spacecore6340 idk.
the girl: **switches houses**
albert: *its free real estate*
Lol
wants to obtain many R$ I hav℮ mad℮ a vid℮𝐎 👁🗨
🆗
🙄
Unë gjithmonë të doja të ndajnë atë që unë e di
Ah yes, the ol' its free real estate meme, I love that meme
4:33 the best way to be a dad :>
LMFAO
best dad ever
The bestie dad ever
:>
For my next trick,I will put someone in a endless loop of pain!
Legend has it, Ed is still in that server, waiting for Albert to come back with help
Legend has it, he’s still waiting for Albert to come back
Fr
Paige, Znac or Adam editing this video: shows a clip of two chickens fighting
Me: *this is intense*
That wasn't Albert, Paige was the one who added that clip to the video. Lol
Lol, I really liked those 2 Clips at the end, especially the Rooster and the Chicken fighting. Lol.
Krews Tea why did i think Albert edited this vid Xd
no
lmaoo yeah just to get to 10mins
flamingo: “we need to cure your depression”
ed: *life isn’t an option, depression is quirky and edgy.*
Bling ED BAD
@@wolfee9521
•>•
@@wolfee9521 •>•
@@hodarov1564 pie peso plaas Peel pee pea
E
Imagine having Albert as a dad in real life - ( it would be cool but creepy when you're a baby )
2:37 ghosts rn : What?? can't we have a good time?
??
@@clashoclan3371they’re saying that there’s ghosts in the swing just wanting to have fun
(also i know im 3 years late)
Albert: "Get out or I hack."
Ad: Peer Pressure gets the best of you.
lol
@@r4yv1 l o l
What..?
@@r4yv1 lOl
@@lisagalchick932 (())
Albert: 'I need a new one!' .Turns to another afk player...
Albert: 'Mine'.
XD
9:32 He was playing "throw people simulator lol" when he's off camera
Legend has it that to this day edd is still sitting there waiting for help
A roblox character: *waves*
What albert makes it: _* catching an infant with his mere hands and and crunching it, spewing blood all around the room, makes the wave look like a ghost *_
LOL
/e wave
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 stop asking for views noob
Lol
ahh, i luv the old albert creeping in sometimes
me: leaves for dinner while accidently tapping a video.
also me:comes back to see chickens fighting on my screen.
so this is the video huh?
Yengest Sometimes you do
Albert: “Jesus, Talk to the people.”
Jesus: “I do talk.”
HANK
@@aizensosuke23 Hello
So true 🤭
5:01 Albert cured Isaacs depression
What a wonderful man
And Roblox father
Mother
I love how flamingo's just messing with other players while they're just trying to enjoy the roleplay
Oh hi Kokichi
Riiiight 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@wownicename675 hYeLlo
@• Xx Trap Hakuro xX • yE dAtS Me
kOkIcHi!!!
I laughed so hard when he said “they took the time to make a 🄱🅄🅃🅃🅂“
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 why?
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 bruh why
Daniel Zachary It’s a bot dude, if you do he will steal your account
LOL
The old days..
You make my day so much better cuz I have asthma and divorced parents you don’t know how much you keep me from crying everynight thank you
Legends say that depressed guy is still waiting there...
when i got in there i said “hi” and someone private messaged me “die”
Yes
Lol
@@nemstars no it sucks
LMAO FR I said hi and someone started chasing me and shooting at me
Lol
“Guys chuck lloyd is back, we need albert to know”
-Earthworm Sally (Incase someone didn’t see that)
shut up
why ..?
not you
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 no don’t he just wants views
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 you cant even spell video
5:19 You got a hellacopter nee-heehee
1:23 pov youve just been kidnapped and jesus is looking down in disapointment
RUclipsrs: talk to extend the video to 10 minutes
Albert: BIRD F I G H T
That pigeon like😂
You go girl git ur nest
I Am KevinB I- am gonna look teehee
And also *cleaning a cooked egg*
And the egg one.
Flamingo didint put it there.
The bird at the end was taking no jokes it was like “YOU WANT THESE HANDS ILL SHOW YOU HANDS”. my mans ain’t playing, mans is tough 😤
GAMING WIZARD I thought your thing said 24 hours ago I was like so he commented before the video was posted
Kylie kirchner I’m sad I’m late to this video tho 😔
"hands"
That was just for the 10 minute mark
E
I love how he was talking about Roblox butts for one minute
Every time I watch Alberts videos, theres always this add of some random apex legend streamer saying "Hey, if u need help go to *instert random website*" And she stares into ur soul it's terrifying
The ending was very inspirational, my ears have been blessed with the sounds of the chickens.
lol😂😂😂
Yes
Ik
48th like on comment.
5th comment on this comment.
Albert “take this baby”
Player: *aRe yOu fLaMiNgO?*
*albert runs away*
hes flaminco from the flaminco youtipub chanle
69 likes
crz *flamgo
96 likes
Stupid Studios *falingo
0:43 i love how he has deppressed in his bio but he has the WINNING SMILE he is very happy
Tried to stop being depressed with the steps shown in the video…steps unclear, I have done permanent damage to my face.
Me: sees a peaceful baby
Flamingo: Violently squeezes the baby to death and yeets it
Edit:Ty for 200 likes
Albert: completely a normal day
Also Albert: is there any gUnS in this game!?
great
Me: a baby! Albert KILL it!
Albert: anything for a man.
Me again: WHAT!?! I AM A GIRL!
Albert again: spits on shoes and shoots baby saying" HEY TONY YOU FORGOT ABOUT YO GIRL"
Lol
Flamingo: "She must be having a really painful poop right now"
Her: *Making the best sandwich ever to come on earth*
Gamer Eevee cringe :/
sandvich
:)
Hahaha
@@KindaBlueStained No one asked?
A new game on roblox: I can’t believe I got 50k visits!
Brookhaven: I pity you
“The ghosts of the removed infants”
That sounds like some very gory horror movie
6:12 I remember when albert was complaining about when they took out butts on his albertsstuff channel
Same
omg yesss I remember
Dont read my name (im not a bot)
“Delete from your memory that you saw me here” -Albert in 2099
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 Well, Ok you asked For it
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3:/ I will but I'll say sorry-
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 You’re a bot which spams this message to get views on your videos
Merge Plays yea
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 eh ok
Jesus: I do talk
Flamingo: yep
1:44
I literally died of laughter when the girl that was gonna report flamingo was like "oh nevermind" when he said he was hacking her
“This was back when ROBLOX characters had butts dude”
*albertsstuff flashbacks*
*casually waiting for someone to ask "who's albertsstuff?"*
He has a diff channel called albertsstuff??
Jk I already knew
Ah the good old days i used to watch on one of my other accounts on google before i fricking photoshopped a blue bear and made this google account
Bruh stfu 90% of the people who say this just found out about the Albertsstuff channel
Bloxy. I’m sorry but I’m an of kiddo
Plot twist: The guy is still waiting for Flamingo’s helper’s
Ok
@IAm KevB BOI STOP IT ARE YOU OK
@IAm KevB STOP UR ANNOYING MEEEEE
HHAHAHA
4 years later he realizes now
Legend say edd is still there till this very day
how to tell if albert is actuaually in ur game :he acts like hes a crazy person, trys to kill you and he gose around throwing infants
The way albert left that depressed teen, kinda feels like a dad buying milk and never came back cause he didnt find milk 😂
Itsthenoobish so funny I forgot to laugh😌💞✌🏻🧚🏻♀️✨
IAm KevB no thanks giving people hate is a waste of are time especially if someone you’re giving hate to is already in a lot of pain.
@@Audrey_- well he wants hate comments on his own channel but i see your point
@IAm KevB SHUT UP SPAMMER
I didnt expect to get many likes 😂
Albert: remove infant
Still Albert: where did the infant go
Also Albert: I need a new infant
Kidnapper Albert: Steals Adult Infants
Imao 💀
Lol
Albert: "I got captured somebody"
The Tree: "I got captured you"
The best combat to "your parents don't like you" is "I don't have parents✨️"
6:29
I Remember that-
Feels like just yesterday we had butts in roblox and were watching guest staring at poles for 24 hours
Wow
rip the butts
I farted reply to me if you smell it😌
@@warmbba5989 yeet
Warm bøba ッ wtf?? If this is a joke it’s trash.
Idea: make a rap battles stage in life in paradise and have 2 players rap against each other. Have the loser do some challenge like an obby and if they fail their acc gets “terminated”. I’m sorry if this was already taken I normally don’t read the comments
OooooOoooo thats a good idea :)
Good idea!!
Really good idea hope he does it!! 😁
Good idea! :) btw I’m a small RUclips channel please consider subbing and no I’m not begging for subs I’m just asking if you could support my channel :) 💙
@@lost._void5384 nope. :)
Jesus teen just always knows flamingo is there But Albert just has no idea then realizes...
9:38
The white chicken : dude stop its not funny
The grey chicken : *N O*
1:21
POV: You're getting babysitted by Albert and something tells you that you ain't getting out of this one alive
Lol
i would love that tho
uwu
@@oldbrandnamehere wtf
Pfp on fleek 👏
"We're going back to 2016 Roblox"
*albertsstuff intensifies*
Thank god he does not read comments
o h n o
him today: buster
Past: fucker
@@0toiz194 I’m surprised “fucker” isn’t a blacklisted word in his comments
"i do talk" jesus's famous words
When he said "I' a cool gworl but I'm also........" I knew exactly what he was gonna say 🤣😭
Nobody:
Albert: *happy because he got a butt*
At least he is grateful.
O-O **has flashbacks**
REMEMBER ME WHEN UR FAMOUS :(
i-
he wasnt very happy
**flashbacks to the video he made about Roblox removing butts**
Isaac before stroller: 😏
Isaac in the stroller 😁
Lol
legend has it EDD is still waiting for albert.
2:34 legend says he’s still there.
9:57 man was just trying to save his fried egg after spilling his grandma's ashes on it.
lmao
@I Am KevinB ok
@I Am KevinB alright i won't if you say so
Albert: talks about woman body and it's butt
Me: remembers his Albertsstuff channel
O̶o̶f̶ i̶ a̶l̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ f̶o̶r̶g̶o̶t̶ a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶
Albertsstuff was hilarious
y e s
why'd you have to cross it out
Misty Apple Pie -u-u-m
0:50 infant remover
9:40 depression remover
Do you know what cures depression. Going outside and touching some grass. It really helps.
Albert: Makes the video shorter than 10 mins*
His Editor: I gotchu fam.
Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 ok after i finish this
Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 ey shut up
Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 bruh
you can see that ZNac Edited this vid because its funner then other videos of his
@Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 shut up and stop spamming. Stop tryna say you have depression, I know you do this for views shītty âsshøl3.
Albert: “Jesus talk to the people”
Jesus: “ I do talk”
Albert: yep
Lol 50 likes and 0 comments im first
@@nojus775 ok
@@nojus775 get noob
@@D0NT_TRY_SU1C1D3 no you get noob
Yeup
"Get out or i hack"
Ad: LOOK AT YOU YOU LITTLE LIFE HACKER-
Admin idea: make yourself a dog for someone to adopt you, once you’re adopted by a family, bite one of the person’s arm or leg and remove them with btools. If the person says that you bit them (like a child or something) say puppy eyes and act innocent around the parents. Then once it is night time you turn into a devil and kill the entire family, then turn back into a dog and repeat the cycle.
Also, you can use this as your title if you want.:
Roblox family won’t adopt a dog again...
Owner of this idea:
UltimateGamerKid 9000. Copy and paste for flamingo to see!
6:16 the most beautiful evolving.
beings back memories 😤✊
@I Am KevinB shut up spammer
Stealing became illegal in 1927.
Random people in 1926:
1: knock knock “Why hello good affable sir, may I steal your important priceless valuables that you have here?”
2: “Yes, you seem like a promising fellow.”
1: *casually steals*
2: “My pleasure!”
The bird at the end smacking the chicken is like how Albert is to sunscreen eaters and other noobs
Did someone already mention that Albert would be a great father?
He doesn't want a kid.
*Everytime albert killed a kid in life of paradise* 👁 👄 👁
He would feed his kid to a bear if he was a father
Are u sure about that 😅
Infant remove in real life 😁 a b e a u t I f u l father
My siblings: don’t do any chores and burn the entire kitchen
My parents: _oh well_
Me: breathes
My parents: *infant remover*
no promises
:>
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@I Am KevinB Thanks for the reminder i wont look at your face reveal
@@maulanaazhari4421 what the darn man dont say that its a family friendly channel here
During the helicopter part at the end I loved how there was peaceful music while he crashed into the ground LOL
Albert: this is an infant remover
Me: that’s called a doctor
You mean abortion
The doctor tried to remove me but he failed. Now I exist and I deserve to die
you know, murder is basically a late abortion. abortion is legal, so therefore murder should be legal.
Pizzy LOL
@dhyrbfyty Fake dhyrbfyty. :/
6:32 he’s trying so hard not to mention albertstuff LOL
old albert is better and you can’t convince me otherwise
F in the chat for old albert
I agree old Albert is much better
@@whatisthepointofthisfeature Fake the of the bad
@@whatisthepointofthisfeature bad of the fake
4:35
Albert: Sees someone getting ran over
Also albert: Smiles
Albert still can't get over the fact that you can remove the infant to this day he still is confused and scared
albert: "you know what helps depression?
B E I N G S P R A Y E D B Y A F I R E E X T U I N G U I S H E R"
idk about you but it helped me
um
Yes it is funny to repeat what Albert said
@@lebruh9603 be careful there are a lot of karens this year
"im reporting"
"im hacking you right now. im loading up my hacks"
"oh nevermind"
I already saw a meme just like this... ;-;
People find it funny to put what they said
hahahahahahaha ur so funny XDDDDD
I dont know what to say....
Wow it’s so funny to repeat what Albert said
The ad: I like to eat
Also me :
"I like to skip you"
Her: your parents dont love you
Me: *laughs in orphan*
pov: albert kidnaps you in a stroller
i would let him
yes
DaDonutGirl LOL
@@melodylynnyt same
I would allow that
Flamingo: "i wont trash talk"
*Not even a min after joining* : *talking crap about the baby*
NO SWEAR >: ' (
@@jameslol6743 is crap a swear?
E
@@zanimofare no, you cussed..Go to albertstuff to do that lmao 💀 ik you're joking
Lol true but swear in albertsstuff
me:looks at the thumbnail
my brain:your in the wrong website pal
"i swear the only point of brookhaven isn't roleplaying it's robbing houses and the bank."
Me when I’m trying to remove the “infant”
Flamingo:drowns the baby
Me:at least he is happy
And i am please by his doings
Good
@@jeandimydimanche3917 yes very good (ja, sehr gut)
Dont read my name
@@padtul400 oh if you were going to ask what is happening he posts that comment alot and its annoying, thats why I said that beforw
Idea for paradise life: Make SCP-001-J in a random house sticked to a wall saying "If you push this button, you will destroy everything.", If they click the red button, everyone will freeze and their cameras will start spinning slowly and gradually start spinning faster, as their screens start spinning, the screen starts to get purple and more purple and reflections and lightings will start to be brighter more reflective, after everything started to reach a significantly high point, then the screen will start to become white slowly then after it fully became white, the server shutdowns with this reason: "SCP-001-J Has been pressed, everything is gone."
Edit: Add annoying sound effects just to inform what's happening, some noobs are not gonna notice without sound effects.
Please like so albert can see.
Kapitány Némó yes
flamingo would be a game dev if he knew how to do those lmao
Ikr
Dont read my name (im not a bot)
Kapitány Némó you are a actuall genius