People have weird dreams. . . Im 26 and all i ever dream about is having superpowers and doing obscenely irresponsible things with them. . . Dreamt i could control fire, did i use those powers to suppress the flames licking an orphanage? Or backburn to prevent a disastrous forest fire? No. I sat at home and smoked bongs without a lighter. . . I dreamt i could fly, did i save people falling from a building, or fulfill a make a wish kids dream? No. . . I took selfies ontop of a plane. I dreamt i could control bugs like skitter from worm (one of the best stories i have ever read btw, 'worm' by john mccrae, i seriously recommend everyone read that shit RIGHT NOW!), and i mainly used it to search neighbours houses for stashed weed just incase i woke up and when i fell asleep again i was having the first dream. . . Long story short i want super powers, but i shouldnt have them. . . I wouldnt be a villian or anything, they would just be completely wasted on me lol
I usually have dreams where I have super powers, mainly fire, lightning, and telekinesis. and i use them to show off and scare people. then i use telekinesis to make my life easier by cleaning a room in 5 seconds, or having my thoughts write my essays, etc.
“What do you want, Tiny Satan?!” was funny, but the unexpected twist punchline of “Womb nugget” had me dying laughing. I couldn’t breathe, my sides and insides hurt, I was just plain wheezing and no longer laughing, I couldn’t see because of the tears in my eyes, and I fell over into the floor laughing and trying to hard to stop laughing and not thinking of it to breath that I didn’t have any more to spare to get up.
I just realized that you used to have to know your crush's adress to send them a love letter just to have the chance of having her say yes. If you could not talk to her in person. Then, it was calling her whole household, asking for her and risk getting embarrassed by her whole family.
Only times you get good light is pretty much some student or teacher that does something wonderful, which is rare. Otherwise, schools can be too boring and some do dark jokes to spice things up.
9:27 an even better idea, intimidate you local blacksmith into silvering your spear, then promptly terrify him by teleporting it away then back again. Pay him 100 gold and use his house as your inn. Do a small task for him. Overtime, as more people join your party, his shop will be destroyed by the lich trying to steal back the edgelord lesbian teifling of the group that happens to be the sorcerer's great-great grandfather. Build a fortress as his shop/base for us. Adopt him basically. You're the MVP, Phillis.
funnily enough, our period cycles do usually coincide with the lunar cycle. That is why we call it our moontime when we don't feel like saying I'm on my period.
!!!!!! PONYO, PONYO, PONYO, FISHY IN THE SEA!!!!!!! (I have no clue if it was in the movie, that's really all I remember of it... And I also really want to watch it... But I can't find it anywhere... So plz, send me a link for the movie... I'll love you for ever)
I swear today me and my friend had a battle So I said... “Do you like candy corn..?” She said “EW!! NO! They’re so gross I wouldn’t even touch them!” Then I’m like “CANDY CORN IS DELICIOUS!!” Then my friend behind me is like “Omg candy corn is so good! 🤤”
4:40 it might have to do with the fact that the menstrual cycle was thought to be related to the moon cycle, since they have the same number of days. periods have also been called things like moonblood, which probably confused the poor misguided bastard.
With the x-men if they are short on a member and all the students are too new they could just,,,,, find someone that already knows about them and have them sit there. And like,,,, the villains will be eyeing the one guy that is completely calm in the battle and be panicking on the inside like “is he seeing into the future!?? Is he sabotaging our minds?!? WHAT IS HE DOING!???!?” and then get obliterated by a tentacle right hook because they were so distracted that they forgot about the fight (Edit: time of the meme 3:09)
Is candy corn like an exclusively American thing or is Sweden just special, cause I have never even SEEN candy corn irl.
Yeppe just north American, the UK seems like it would have it if anyone did but we don't.
Yeppe well, we have it in Canada too.
It tastes like Halloween flavored sugar
never seen it in Norway either
Diamond Metal Canada is in north america
"He Alexander Hamilton and rose up"
Me screeching in the background: RISE UP
TIME TO TAKE A SHOT
i love you.
Ahhh
Alexander Hamilton
My name is Alexander Hamilton
And there’s a million things I could have done
But it’s too late
It’s too late
@@arcadebot4735 I'LL TELL YOUR STORY
Just a weird fellow human The emoji didn't throw away his shot
There are several problems with the snack jacket.
1: Nothing to keep cold its cold.
2: Its too clear to put drugs in.
Mr. Depressed quoi
It's only too clear if you're a coward
@@Eric-sy1xu Your only a coward if you wear a shirt under it too
"And now she refers to Spirited Away as Ponyo 2"
If I ever have kids,I aspire to have a similar experience and laugh till my asthma kicks in
People have weird dreams. . . Im 26 and all i ever dream about is having superpowers and doing obscenely irresponsible things with them. . . Dreamt i could control fire, did i use those powers to suppress the flames licking an orphanage? Or backburn to prevent a disastrous forest fire? No. I sat at home and smoked bongs without a lighter. . . I dreamt i could fly, did i save people falling from a building, or fulfill a make a wish kids dream? No. . . I took selfies ontop of a plane. I dreamt i could control bugs like skitter from worm (one of the best stories i have ever read btw, 'worm' by john mccrae, i seriously recommend everyone read that shit RIGHT NOW!), and i mainly used it to search neighbours houses for stashed weed just incase i woke up and when i fell asleep again i was having the first dream. . . Long story short i want super powers, but i shouldnt have them. . . I wouldnt be a villian or anything, they would just be completely wasted on me lol
I've had weird dreams where I did insanely stupid things with my powers too. I had the power to control water. I used it to drain a swimming pool...
I had a dream aliens came to earth and I used google translate to learn their language.
Ah. . . Its good to see im not the only one. . . Turns out most of us are irresponsible aswell :D
I usually have dreams where I have super powers, mainly fire, lightning, and telekinesis. and i use them to show off and scare people. then i use telekinesis to make my life easier by cleaning a room in 5 seconds, or having my thoughts write my essays, etc.
what the hell yall doing i had a dream i was in a wheelchair in space
THEN BEG
THEN GIVE
THEN TAKE
@@mrschizo2837 THEN GIVE AGAIN
@@Blade.5786 THEN TAKE A BIT MORE
THEN GIVE IT ALL
“He Alexander Hamiltoned and rose up”
*riSE UP WHEN YOU LIVING ON YOUR KNEES YOU RISE UP!*
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT WATER YOU TINY LITTLE SATAN" Im laughing so hard im crying HALP
Never stop, that’s all I’ll say
Hey
Woah
Spooky doot
Spoot
“What do you want, Tiny Satan?!” was funny, but the unexpected twist punchline of “Womb nugget” had me dying laughing. I couldn’t breathe, my sides and insides hurt, I was just plain wheezing and no longer laughing, I couldn’t see because of the tears in my eyes, and I fell over into the floor laughing and trying to hard to stop laughing and not thinking of it to breath that I didn’t have any more to spare to get up.
3:47 AND A DUCK WALKED UP TO A LEMONADE STAND
When I was little I thought that dinosaurs were like dragons and they weren't real.... I was a stupid five year old.
I was even stupider when I was five. I thought both of them existed,but dragons were the "flying versions" of dinosaurs
I've thought both of those at some point in my life
I had a theory that we were awake when we were asleep (in other words, we were in the real world when we were asleep) and vice versa. IDK why.
6:20 I MUST TELL THE SAME THING TO EVERY ADULT I KNOW, ONCE THE OPPORTUNITY ARRIVES (OR, RATHER, OPPORTUNITIES ARRIVE)!
Everyone I know that uses the internet all the time IS an adult. Do you live in 1998?
I was born in 2001
2:17 *How to actually draw a sheep:*
1. Draw a box.
2. Add 3 holes in a row on the front.
I will post a video of that if you don't correct it such a weird way to draw a sheep.
@@Ajcube_gro-morong Do it.
@@KirbyLinkACW done everyone can see it and gaze in awe of my bad picture.
Drew Sam fisher in a box. Help
OMG A LITTLE PRINCE FAN!!!
Every ad is tiktok for me I must be in a new Circe of hell
“He Alexander Hamiltoned and rose up” best thing I’ve ever read I’m using it all the time now 7:37
“Nobody uses Facebook any more really but this boy didn’t care. He Alexander Hamiltoned and rose up.”
Shesus Christ this is amazing
*The most spookiest animes are made in octomber*
*im running out of ideaa too ok*
I am forever referring to Studio Ghibeli films as “the ponyos” 😂
When ponyo came out I was 3 too and I did watch it six times in three days and yes I did cry when my mom made me watch something else
I’ve been binge watching these since yesterday
7:00 I would love that, I love Cinema Sins and all they do! (He once paired with The Game Theorists and the sarcasm was amazing)
5:36 when you get the grim.
*Insert terrified Pikachu meme format*
I just realized that you used to have to know your crush's adress to send them a love letter just to have the chance of having her say yes. If you could not talk to her in person. Then, it was calling her whole household, asking for her and risk getting embarrassed by her whole family.
*the womb nugget*
@2:26 I. Freaking. Died. 😂
1:54 when my mom comes in my room to yell at me to get up but im already awake laying in bed
3:45 and don't forget the worst one, nyan cat
CHARLIE THE UNICORN I STANNN
The fact that not one person on the internet talks about school in a good light alarms me
Only times you get good light is pretty much some student or teacher that does something wonderful, which is rare. Otherwise, schools can be too boring and some do dark jokes to spice things up.
9:53
A divorced father of 3 walks up to the dinner table, panting and red-faced, while the 3 children ask
"Dad, what's for dinner?"
*_W O M B N U G G E T_*
I don't know if I scared my neighbors with how loud/long I laughed, but if I did, it was worth it.
3:40 my childhood in a few sentences. Yes I was *that* kid
6:55 When I was that age I called the cassette deck in the car the "Paul Simon"
I know a handful of people who hate candy corn but I fucking love it
Wow you can tell it's October when all the Halloween memes are up.
3:52 don’t come at my mans Charlie the Unicorn, that shit is my religion
The only candy corn I like is the pumpkins
Yes! Last year they were too sugary, hope they are normal this year
They all fucking taste the same just different shaped
@@amongus-le6sk Different texture and consistency, because the shape, size and outside to inside ratio is different
The pumpkins aren’t as good
Mason Jellison candy corn= pumpkin kind
3:51 I know all of these except the duck song.
*SOMEONE ENLIGHTEN ME*
A duck walked up to the lemonade stand,
Then he said to the man, running the stand,
"Hey!" (bom bom bom) "Got any grapes?"
Rings a bell?
@@spudowmahbrethren9392 *lowers head in shame* No bells are ringing I'm afraid TT^TT
@@spudowmahbrethren9392
I looked it up and unfortunately I never saw this T^T
ruclips.net/video/MtN1YnoL46Q/видео.html
That last one tho XD
1:42 Who made a painting of Jesse Williams?
I also loved ponyo when i was young
9:27 an even better idea, intimidate you local blacksmith into silvering your spear, then promptly terrify him by teleporting it away then back again. Pay him 100 gold and use his house as your inn. Do a small task for him. Overtime, as more people join your party, his shop will be destroyed by the lich trying to steal back the edgelord lesbian teifling of the group that happens to be the sorcerer's great-great grandfather. Build a fortress as his shop/base for us. Adopt him basically. You're the MVP, Phillis.
Can I just say the mind reading girl is terrifying yet awesome
If someone could read my mind tho they’d probably never want to do that again
1:56 pffft this is why i love shadow
3:52
Listen I'm feeling really attacked right now okay I came here for some nice tumblr posts and this is what I get????
3:47 wait are other gen Zs not growing up with the duck song?
About that last one, if you think Achilles was the bottom and PATROCLUS was the top you’re INSANE
I've seen Ponyo over 9,000 times........ I have a problem.
funnily enough, our period cycles do usually coincide with the lunar cycle. That is why we call it our moontime when we don't feel like saying I'm on my period.
5:44 can we acknowledge his username is yiff master?
You guyyyys!! 7:44
Alexander Hamilton was the shortest in the group(musical-wise)!!!
My Hamilton obsession has broken lose!!!
If candle girl makes fire extinguisher guy come he will put her out
What if they never reach that point before...
r/cursedcomments
I WILL DEFEND CANDY CORN WITH MY LIFE!!!!
2:53
this is surprisingly accurate to the Ori games................................................................
3:31 he set her heart ablaze but eventually he'll end up destroying her
0:28 for context, *there's a hold in the condom now and someone took it*
1 week late?
First
9:33
So, no one's gonna talk about the fact that there's a potential mind reader among us?
7:00 is the most powerful page in this video. I love that little girl. Oh god,that sounds weird.
*angrily eats candy corn*
2:46
Me: Tis skyrim y'all
I grew up with gangname style... Mainly because my grandfather got it in my mp3.
My school plays what does the fox say just dance version.
Can we talk about how much of a top you would have to be to be the daddy of the invincible achilles
9:06 *P E T E R P A R K E T*
From the age 4-7 when I got home I would watch ponyo, 3 fucking years of watching fucking ponyo every day
2:30 what about the reverse? How to draw a cloud? Draw a sheep and rub out legs and the circle for its head and there you have it. A cloud.
PONYO PONYO FISHY FISHY IN THE SEA!
Candy Corn is bad 11/12 months of the year. October is magical.
Faic Legion in November it’s _kind of_ ok
When I have kids I will forever call them my ball noodle
3:51 other than whatever the hamster thing and the llama thing is, I've seen all of them
The llama song is that abnormally creepy llama going in a gif black background with a stupid song
Candi corn,
It's *spooktober*
Ponyo goes hard
We all have a spooky scary skeleton inside of us
6:59 ahahaha love ghibli
!!!!!! PONYO, PONYO, PONYO, FISHY IN THE SEA!!!!!!!
(I have no clue if it was in the movie, that's really all I remember of it... And I also really want to watch it... But I can't find it anywhere... So plz, send me a link for the movie... I'll love you for ever)
Broccoli 😂
(Gonna start a comment war) Candy corn is one of my favorite kinds of candy
0:42 never had candy corn
6:22 OH HE'LL YEA
Wow would you look at that, I’m early for once.
I swear today me and my friend had a battle
So I said... “Do you like candy corn..?”
She said “EW!! NO! They’re so gross I wouldn’t even touch them!” Then I’m like “CANDY CORN IS DELICIOUS!!” Then my friend behind me is like “Omg candy corn is so good! 🤤”
Wow I almost shit myself when that clown came uo
3:08 - Whaaaaaat??? This kid with the eyes must have joined after I stopped reading them! What's his/her name?
10:02
patroclus. definitely patroclus.
ah, another history/myth nerd i see??
5:11 *GUYS THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING*
(Like if you get the reference)
4:40 it might have to do with the fact that the menstrual cycle was thought to be related to the moon cycle, since they have the same number of days. periods have also been called things like moonblood, which probably confused the poor misguided bastard.
"Poor misguided bastard." Do you think every human on Earth knows this? Or eventually gonna learn this?
She don't have a date, that's a broccoli
I watched this back to back from matpat talking about his friends death by suicide wtf is my recommended.
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okay but the mike's flaccid post was a missed opportunity
they could have said lameonade
Could we have a night mode ep
Brainy dude = Brainy Memes
Of course the Ranma 1/2 user Suggests Harems.
I'm early better make a comment.
(Don't mess up, don't mess up)
Blurf
3:34 you can throw shade at these things but leave Charlie the Unicorn OUT OF THIS OKAY THATS GOOD CONTENT
Its spooktober bois
With the x-men if they are short on a member and all the students are too new they could just,,,,, find someone that already knows about them and have them sit there. And like,,,, the villains will be eyeing the one guy that is completely calm in the battle and be panicking on the inside like “is he seeing into the future!?? Is he sabotaging our minds?!? WHAT IS HE DOING!???!?” and then get obliterated by a tentacle right hook because they were so distracted that they forgot about the fight
(Edit: time of the meme 3:09)
I both like and dislike candy corn. Don't ask me how that works, I have no idea.