I think Edward said that the younger they said they were the longer they could stay in one place, plus I feel like after a while you'd memorize the material to a certain degree
@@Tangee379 couldn’t they just have went to college?? Like there’s always some new topic taught in college, plus ppl are more mature, there’s more things to do, less eyes on you bc ppl are more self centered and focused on facing adulthood. Yeah, I don’t get why high school. You can stay in college for however long you want if you’re rich (and vampires certainly are rich). Also, they’d never run out of things to learn about and reasons to lie about why they were there bc at the end of the day nobody really cares fr, but they have that excuse if someone asks, and however old they said they were ppl wouldn’t question them bc they’re in college. They could’ve gotten so many degrees in that time yet they chose to stay in high school of all places. Wasted potential for sure.
@@j.c.o2898 They'll age. It's about physique. The longer they can stay in a place the better. They would be expected to age. Imagine they said they were freshmen in college. After a certain time, they shouldn't look 20 anymore. Granted they get their degree and even go for a PhD, they shouldn't look 20 at 30. At 35, people would be suspicious. Staying in college gives them 10 years at best. With being in high school, they have about 15-20 years, which is better. That's why.
I know in the first movie he's supposed to be still resisting the temptation of human blood. But damn Jasper was clearly not ready to be in public yet, Carlisle 😅
Just imagine that you're really thirsty and you want an iced coffee or a cola or just plain water. There's a lot of these drinks around you but you can't buy or steal them. That's how agonizing it is for Jasper🤣
did you read the books? i only read the book and it was explained pretty clearly that jasper was constantly trying to resist drinking human blood so he was agonized. i'm seeing a lot of comments about how people thought he was weird so i'm wondering if they didn't explain that in the movies?
Fought in the civil war, slaved into vampire sadistic woman by his gift. I wouldn't be surprised if Jasper suffers PTSD. He had kill those newborns for her, treated like her personal toy. She makes Volturi look like saints she's TEN times worse than Aro. Still alive too.
You are watching the movie scenes and re-enacting scenes but stick with the iconic memorable scenes from the WHOLE SERIES. Your baseball scene had my wife and I ROFLOAO.
I always got a laugh out of Jasper face, but I saw a Jasper scene from Twilight for the first time in a decade and about died because I hadn't realized how accurate it is
The Cullens- "Our existance must remain a secret." Also the Cullens- *sending a vampire still new to their diet and a hairs breath away from snapping to a school with hundreds of students every day*
Jasper was literally perfect❤❤ yes he stared at ppl a lot but when he smiled 😊 it was like the sun shined brighter than ever be4. I love Alice and Jasper ❤ perfect couple
Sometimes I think about why the Cullen's let him walk around so many students when he could still go feral at the sight of blood, like gym class would have been a war zone for that dude
I had the worst week. Won’t bore you but just one beat down after another after another. Sunday stumbling onto your hilarity is by far the highlight 😂❤🖤
He looks like that because he’s thinking about all his old slaves he misses he had
OML
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@@i.i1215 he was apart of the confederacy😂😂😂😂
Wtf
No clue why’d they’d choose to remain in high school for years.
I think Edward said that the younger they said they were the longer they could stay in one place, plus I feel like after a while you'd memorize the material to a certain degree
@@Tangee379 couldn’t they just have went to college?? Like there’s always some new topic taught in college, plus ppl are more mature, there’s more things to do, less eyes on you bc ppl are more self centered and focused on facing adulthood. Yeah, I don’t get why high school. You can stay in college for however long you want if you’re rich (and vampires certainly are rich). Also, they’d never run out of things to learn about and reasons to
lie about why they were there bc at the end of the day nobody really cares fr, but they have that excuse if someone asks, and however old they said they were ppl wouldn’t question them bc they’re in college. They could’ve gotten so many degrees in that time yet they chose to stay in high school of all places. Wasted potential for sure.
Edward likes them young.
@@j.c.o2898 They'll age. It's about physique. The longer they can stay in a place the better. They would be expected to age. Imagine they said they were freshmen in college. After a certain time, they shouldn't look 20 anymore. Granted they get their degree and even go for a PhD, they shouldn't look 20 at 30. At 35, people would be suspicious.
Staying in college gives them 10 years at best. With being in high school, they have about 15-20 years, which is better.
That's why.
@@jesusheals3799how.. in america high school is 4 years, are they just repeating it endlessly? the teachers are still the same they will notice :-:
Jasper looks like he’s holding in a fart
I’m ascending 😭
@@sutura2738 tell the angles they should expect my arrival too.
I think it’s more then just a fart he’s holding in 💀
Or constipated.
HELP ME I LAUGHED WAY ROO HARD AT THIS
I know in the first movie he's supposed to be still resisting the temptation of human blood.
But damn Jasper was clearly not ready to be in public yet, Carlisle 😅
Yeah, you'd think the wise patriarch would be more responsible.
They were really risking it all by sending him to school when they didn’t have to.
it was terribly visually represented LMAO he always just looked like, well... that 😂
I guess in a way Alice was supposed to buffer an impending tragedy but idk why she didn’t come through during that paper cut in New Moon lol
😂😂😂😂😂
He looks like a goldfish randomly turned into a human but kept the same brain and is trying to process the human world
This is a perfect description lmao
That’s oddly specific
For a second I forgot that goldfish are a real animal and not just those little snacks shaped like fish
@@jai_lyricz that’s what’s hilarious about it. It’s clearly described and accurate 😂
@@iija5238 ...and .... this is the comment that will keep in my heart for the rest of the day... #teamgoldfishcrackers
He has the eyes of a traumatized Victorian boy and I'm living for it
Edit:3.7k LIKES?!?!?! THATS 3.7K MORE THAN THE AMOUNT OF BRAINCELLS I HAVE
Them Timothée Chalamet eyes
I'm crying
isn't he literally a traumatised victorian boy
@@marikwondo Naw, that's them Eddie Redmayne eyes😅
@@edithkennedy i thought he was a confederate soldier.
No one:
Jasper: ☀️👄☀️
BAHAHHAHAHA
Exactly what the caption said 😭💀😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
he like has constant PTSD
I mean, he might.
From the wars he fought
to be fair he was in a war
Just imagine that you're really thirsty and you want an iced coffee or a cola or just plain water. There's a lot of these drinks around you but you can't buy or steal them. That's how agonizing it is for Jasper🤣
All the free samples in a costco but you can't get any
@@mesmoe-rizing 😂😂😂
Oh my god you're right, that's exactly how he looks
The hand gestures and facial expressions of Bella are very on point 😂😂
That’s what has me crying bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
like why does she aggressively grip her scalp like it's going somewhere lol
“And that’s Jasper. The one who always looks like he is in pain”😭😭
Can she just redo the whole Twilight Saga? Honestly. Someone contact Jordan Peele, and get this done.
Omg yessss the ultimate twilight parody
@@Givebackthescarf he still does comedy. I would love to see a dark parody of twilight done with an all black cast.
Just do the whole thing.
Yes but only if every main character is her
get Kegan Michael Key in on this too. we are in the midst of producing a cinematic masterpiece
Jasper and Alice were def my fav couple in the twilight series. Only because Alice appeared to be a sweetheart whereas Jasper was the odd one.
I am actually laughing like a donkey at those eyes bye 😂
everyone is talking about jasper but no one is talking about the reenacting of bella's weird movements from the first film pleek
Jasper literally always looked like he was trying to keep a poop from coming out of his starfish
I definitely thought Jasper is such a weirdo because of how he stares and looks in the first movie, but, man, I fell in love with him by the third 😭
did you read the books? i only read the book and it was explained pretty clearly that jasper was constantly trying to resist drinking human blood so he was agonized. i'm seeing a lot of comments about how people thought he was weird so i'm wondering if they didn't explain that in the movies?
you are so right for this
he fought for the confederacy 😭☠️☠️
it's ok because my teenage brain also fell for him and completely glossed over that LMAO it's so funny to me
Jasper legit looked like the vampire they dug up and now he looks so dead
Jasper cracks me up EVERY TIME 😭
The Jasper eyes kill me 😂
I love your imitation of Bella. It's brilliant, honestly
Jasper is a whole ass jump scare ☠️ imagine walking into a room and u see him staring at u like that
Jasper in your enterpretation ALWAYS get me laughing. Thank you~~
Fought in the civil war, slaved into vampire sadistic woman by his gift. I wouldn't be surprised if Jasper suffers PTSD. He had kill those newborns for her, treated like her personal toy. She makes Volturi look like saints she's TEN times worse than Aro. Still alive too.
Jasper knows bout our past sins
Why? Why does Jasper make me laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME 😭
Bro that Bella swan acting is just like the movie like you could be her back up is she was not there it’s so good
Soundtrack tho is forever elite to me 😊
Yes 🥹
Name?
I don’t know why, but these little videos literally make me crack up more than any others❤
Jaspers face makes me wanna cry
Jasper always looks like he walked onto the wrong movie set 😂😂
You are watching the movie scenes and re-enacting scenes but stick with the iconic memorable scenes from the WHOLE SERIES. Your baseball scene had my wife and I ROFLOAO.
Hahahaha that Bella's reenactment is too accurate 😂
youre so good at these impressions lmfao
also i want Alice's shirt
The weird blinking and facial twitches as Bella though 😂😂😂. Kristen, what was going on, ma’am?
You capture how Kristen acted Bella so well!
Ya'll done created a literal monster giving Shera7 this new camera 📸 😂😂
I laughed so hard that I choked on my own spit. Well played! 👏🏼😂❤️
Better acting than the movie. 😂 you nailed Bella.
your bella makes me scream i canNOT
I always start laughing when your jasper videos come up. Haven't even seen it yet and i know it's going to be hilarious
Alice over here doing a live ballet routine just to cross the lunchroom floor and Jasper looks like he's in pain watching it.
I love how he couldn't control himself, so they let him cook in a school full of kids 😂 to learn 😂
It makes you realize how cruel it was for Japser to be forced to go to high-school. He was barely holding it together. Lol
the awkward twitching is so like kristen stewart as bella😭🤚
Idk why but i needed this. everytime i come across your post about jasper i bust out laughing. Thank you
I will never get tired of the jasper character 😂
It be Jasper every time. I can't help but laugh!!! 😅😅😅😅😅
istg Jasper looking through the depths of my soul whenever that piano sequence hits is 😭✨
Your Jasper impression kills me everytime!!! LMAO
Yo her depiction of a twitchy Bella made me start rewatching the movies she’s hilarious 😂
THE QUEEN’S FIRST VIDEO!!!
JUST A GIRL MAKING JASPER EDITS NOW INTERVIEWING THE CAST OF NHIESTWWTRB!!!!
I always got a laugh out of Jasper face, but I saw a Jasper scene from Twilight for the first time in a decade and about died because I hadn't realized how accurate it is
We all couldn't understand Jasper's whole ideal yet we were still with it 😂 then he tried to kill her 😂😂
I'm not even familiar with the characters so I had to look him up after seeing these shorts to see how accurate it is. It's 110% accurate
Girl I LAUGH OUT LOUD every time I see Jasper omg😂😂
So far I have never tired of watching her making fun of Jasper 😭
The sighs and the hair grabbing are sending meeee
Not the driving license plate as a lunch tray 😭😂
Your Jasper face got me everytime 😂💀
The Cullens- "Our existance must remain a secret."
Also the Cullens- *sending a vampire still new to their diet and a hairs breath away from snapping to a school with hundreds of students every day*
Jasper looks so intense because he's trying to stop himself from killing everyone around him.
It’s giving Melania. I said it 😫
Your Jasper impression gets me every time. 😂
I AM ALWAYS LAUGHING AT YOUR TWILIGHT VIDEOS CAUSE ITS MY FAV SERIES 😭
Bella body language is hilarious 😂
Edward should’ve been an orphan loner, I’ve never seen or read twilight, but the fact that he has a family messes up the vibes
Honestly the Alice fit SLAYS
Bella's expression was on point👌
The Jasper stare will never get old 😂❤
Damn it every fucking time 😹😹 I can’t not bust up at this 😹😹😹
Kristen’s facial expressions on fuckin point 😂
Jasper Stares into soul 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂❤ god I can't stop laughing to your Jasper ! Get's me every time!
HOW MANY DID YOU MAKE 😂😂😂😂 god im wheezing everytime
I don't care, I need this Jasper everyday now😂😂😂
Alice gives manic pixie dream girl energy.
JASPER: I'm not staring...
.....I'm starving.
The thumbnail for this video popped up on my feed like a jumpscare 😭😭😭
"And the one that looks like he's in pain. that's Jasper"😂
Jasper was literally perfect❤❤ yes he stared at ppl a lot but when he smiled 😊 it was like the sun shined brighter than ever be4. I love Alice and Jasper ❤ perfect couple
The jasper is SPOT on! 😂😂😂
Sometimes I think about why the Cullen's let him walk around so many students when he could still go feral at the sight of blood, like gym class would have been a war zone for that dude
Your jasper is the thing I never knew I needed. 😆
Jasper was always wide-eyed and looking like he was in pain because he reeeeaally wanted to eat Bella. And lady, you got his crazy eyes down 😂
The fact that they would've fit in perfectly at my school has me absolutely dying tho
I can't with your Bella mannerisms girlllll
Girl you are too good at these 😂😂 You could remake Twilight all by yourself
I have never seen twilight and never plan to but from what I have unwillingly gathered over the years is these skits are extremely accurate lol
I love the Jasper face!!!😂
😂😂😂Jasper is soooooooo accurate.
You make me want to watch these movies again lol 😂 I always laugh at the first movie
No joke, I started a Twilight marathon after seeing one of her clips on here and I've been laughing my ass off. This whole movie is so unserious.
The jasper makes me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂
I had the worst week. Won’t bore you but just one beat down after another after another. Sunday stumbling onto your hilarity is by far the highlight 😂❤🖤
im sorry but i cant watch these movies anymore without laughing at the jasper scenes xD
Why you gotta do jasper so dirty. I can't breathe
I would pay to see a full version of Twilight with you in it 😂
Imagine having to go to freaking high school for all eternity 😭 The Cullens need a new system
Jasper was the weirdest of them all. 😂