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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @luchiboy
    @luchiboy 4 года назад +11809

    Jackie literally risked his life for our entertainment. Years of service in the arts. Let's just embrace this legend!

    • @Wiikiizu9738
      @Wiikiizu9738 4 года назад +32

      Why do you have only 50 likes?

    • @suman_dey
      @suman_dey 4 года назад +88

      But this world only cares about the cartoon blockbusters, like Marvel, Disney or DC

    • @sayhitomesirpuyeet1580
      @sayhitomesirpuyeet1580 4 года назад +6

      ruclips.net/video/PkKAHroBTtA/видео.html

    • @jackiechan8562
      @jackiechan8562 4 года назад +76

      I NO LEGEND BUT THANK YOU

    • @leohaddad9225
      @leohaddad9225 4 года назад +9

      Daze unfortunately. Everyone except us. I love jacki Chan so much

  • @catalandustin51
    @catalandustin51 5 лет назад +2489

    I'm so happy Jackie got an Oscar for his work. This man is a treasure. Great video.

  • @hagoromootsutsuki6820
    @hagoromootsutsuki6820 5 лет назад +4702

    Lemme get this straight this dude broke his spine like 5 times and is somehow healthier than me and I've never broken a bone
    Edit: was hit by a bus and now have a six pack can confirm.

    • @guyinspideysuit7500
      @guyinspideysuit7500 5 лет назад +19

      i love sanic

    • @kevinpardini8254
      @kevinpardini8254 5 лет назад +70

      That means break all your bones

    • @nuice1482
      @nuice1482 5 лет назад +32

      @@kevinpardini8254 WTF

    • @kevinpardini8254
      @kevinpardini8254 5 лет назад +67

      @@nuice1482 it was a theory if Jackie Chand breaks his bones and still in better shape. Break some bone and maybe it'll happen for you. It's just a theory

    • @nuice1482
      @nuice1482 5 лет назад +7

      @@kevinpardini8254 oh ok

  • @mindkorner
    @mindkorner 3 года назад +858

    Jackie Chan is the real definition of "what doesn't kill you only make you stronger".
    All that stunt not only didn't kill him but also immortalize him forever. What a legend

    • @aftereffects00
      @aftereffects00 2 года назад

      because stuntman will die first before him ruclips.net/video/ewytqhgt_Uo/видео.html Yeah he is a legend.. legend that liar to his fans for until today also still

    • @efosaakenbor2530
      @efosaakenbor2530 2 года назад +4

      makes you stranger

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez Год назад

      More like, what kills you doesn't kill me.

    • @urnoob5528
      @urnoob5528 Год назад +1

      or immobilize him forever

  • @jiithi
    @jiithi 5 лет назад +3413

    *Fun* *Fact* : Jackie Chan and his stunt team are blacklisted by all insurance companies so he has to pay himself whenever somebody in his movies gets hurt. Jackie has voluntarily agreed to pay for the cost of the treatment for the injuries sustained during a stunt for the entire life of the injured team member.

    • @aradhyachoudhury3602
      @aradhyachoudhury3602 5 лет назад +100

      OMG..😨.

    • @toad7395
      @toad7395 5 лет назад +237

      Understandable

    • @SomeGuy-pb1pp
      @SomeGuy-pb1pp 5 лет назад +180

      This is a sad fact

    • @uaenruotel
      @uaenruotel 5 лет назад +51

      legend

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja 5 лет назад +482

      If I ran an Incurrence company, I would insure him.
      Would be great marketing. The only Incurrence company with the balls to insure Jackie Chan

  • @GergelyHunable
    @GergelyHunable 4 года назад +7362

    Imagine how confused Death was standing next to Jackie Chan everytime he did a stunt.

    • @Johnny_Serenity
      @Johnny_Serenity 4 года назад +551

      "Bro this is like the 206x you've done this."

    • @Rain-gg8vd
      @Rain-gg8vd 4 года назад +46

      This comment deserves more likes.

    • @Ragna___
      @Ragna___ 4 года назад +112

      even Death will say to Jackie Chan to just stop

    • @thequeenofboba6583
      @thequeenofboba6583 4 года назад +75

      "so when's my cue?"

    • @drakenpage777
      @drakenpage777 3 года назад +48

      @@thequeenofboba6583 Death: Never I guess.

  • @BiboDL
    @BiboDL 5 лет назад +5374

    The other day I was watching a bunch of Jackie Chan bloopers. My fave being the Rush Hour bloopers. I saw this and thought of the blooper when he says, "Jackie always okay"

  • @thegreatsaiyaman1126
    @thegreatsaiyaman1126 3 года назад +2482

    Tom Cruise: I do my own stunts
    Jackie Chan: I do my own injuries

  • @eliamcalvo3718
    @eliamcalvo3718 5 лет назад +9107

    Tom Cruise: Yeah I do my own stunts
    Jackie Chan: That's cute

    • @rohitwagh8631
      @rohitwagh8631 5 лет назад +119

      😂😂😂🤣🤣👌👌👌

    • @henrichen8686
      @henrichen8686 5 лет назад +94

      That's quite cute

    • @arnoldsingh4895
      @arnoldsingh4895 5 лет назад +9

      @eating sugar no papa
      .i

    • @jo3nama696
      @jo3nama696 5 лет назад +52

      @eating sugar no papa you are dumb

    • @martinschulz9176
      @martinschulz9176 5 лет назад +101

      @eating sugar no papa Umm I don't recall Tom Cruise getting a very severe injury to his brain from plummeting 16 feet to the ground and cracking his head on a rock.

  • @alang9480
    @alang9480 5 лет назад +3657

    *Lvl 1: Tom Cruise Crook*
    *_Lvl 5000: Jackie Chan Mafia Boss_*

  • @chacky4krsma
    @chacky4krsma 5 лет назад +3008

    Doctor: Your leg is completely broken and it swells to twice the size.
    Jackie: I need a bigger shoe!

    • @christianblack4780
      @christianblack4780 5 лет назад +80

      'Tis but a scratch

    • @voz3704
      @voz3704 5 лет назад +135

      One day (hopefully far away) a Coroner in a morgue will announce Mr Chan's time of death, at which point Jackie will sit up and ask for a second opinion

    • @GJBattles
      @GJBattles 5 лет назад +11

      @@voz3704 This... This is the gold!

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 5 лет назад +32

      GJ Battles Being the perfectionist that he is, he would probably try to kill himself again just to make the funeral more authentic.

    • @obituaryollie9104
      @obituaryollie9104 4 года назад

      @@voz3704 Oh so that's why they call it coronavirus

  • @Shaolinof36thChamber
    @Shaolinof36thChamber 3 года назад +2670

    Cat: I have 9 lives
    Jackie Chan: I stopped counting

    • @akhandtripathipyz9888
      @akhandtripathipyz9888 3 года назад +41

      Underrated comment

    • @sagmasays
      @sagmasays 3 года назад +9

      😅😢😂

    • @henzohewson
      @henzohewson 3 года назад +35

      I’m pretty sure the real Chan is dead, and their are multiple “Jackie impostors” who have taken his place before they meet their own fate.

    • @henzohewson
      @henzohewson 3 года назад +4

      @C H E E S E Who you calling a “Mini Stalin”?

    • @henzohewson
      @henzohewson 3 года назад +4

      @C H E E S E Fair enough then.

  • @joshuajohnson2522
    @joshuajohnson2522 5 лет назад +3731

    Cat: I got nine lives. How much do you have?
    Jackie: *thinks*.
    Jackie: Idk i lost count

    • @jactendo1523
      @jactendo1523 5 лет назад +28

      Golden!!

    • @tornyiegrace1696
      @tornyiegrace1696 5 лет назад +5

      XD

    • @c3rt499
      @c3rt499 5 лет назад +28

      Jackie: I have about 58798965342241433668090976276585535687532258856432355324134638860798653452241

    • @scoutjr6962
      @scoutjr6962 5 лет назад +34

      Who read it in his voice

    • @varaoz123
      @varaoz123 5 лет назад +7

      Lost count from all the head injuries hes had.

  • @pentador8725
    @pentador8725 5 лет назад +11937

    Tom Cruise : I almost got killed
    Jackie Chan : Hold my beer

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 лет назад +161

      Richard Hammord: Sorry, I forgot, what were we talking about again?

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 5 лет назад +240

      **Drunken Master music plays**

    • @josephxu8999
      @josephxu8999 5 лет назад +8

      lol

    • @Kara_Scarlett
      @Kara_Scarlett 5 лет назад +31

      more like hold my baijiu

    • @maddielovelee
      @maddielovelee 5 лет назад +89

      @Erik Flores you really think Tom cruise is anywhere near the same level Jackie Chan is in? Really?!

  • @sleepydavis2288
    @sleepydavis2288 3 года назад +5275

    Bruce Lee: Mystery of how he died
    Jackie Chan: Mystery of how he is alive

    • @吃面忘了要馍
      @吃面忘了要馍 3 года назад +105

      May be because Bruce Lee killed Jackie Chan in the movie Enter of Dragon, so the bad luck of Jackie passed to Bruce?

    • @RealRangerix
      @RealRangerix 3 года назад +15

      its underrated comment

    • @vandasaragosa3379
      @vandasaragosa3379 3 года назад +9

      Lmaoooo

    • @rohitwagh8631
      @rohitwagh8631 3 года назад +37

      They could have done so many movies together

    • @rebeccaethige5579
      @rebeccaethige5579 3 года назад +5

      ur one thousandth like 😉

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 2 года назад +427

    The fact that Jackie is not a morphine addict fiend makes this man one of the hardest, resilient and badass people in the world.

    • @saekki5023
      @saekki5023 2 года назад +23

      he almost certainly is an adrenaline addict

    • @lennartsix6102
      @lennartsix6102 Год назад +23

      @@saekki5023 you mean this as addicted to dangerous stunts or as addicted to doses of adrenaline

    • @Gesso64
      @Gesso64 Год назад +2

      Especially w all this pain meds doctors gave him for breaking his skull 😂

    • @Dovsaspa
      @Dovsaspa Год назад +3

      @@lennartsix6102 adrenaline inducing activities probss

    • @mayuravirus6134
      @mayuravirus6134 Год назад

      @@lennartsix6102 Adrenaline is naturally occuring in our bodies

  • @WanderingVeteran
    @WanderingVeteran 5 лет назад +699

    He is so insane! The probability of him surviving all that, the willpower, the dedication, the talent, the personality. He is an incredible legend.

    • @conraddevera
      @conraddevera 5 лет назад +11

      Wandering Marine Veteran the balls alone to do these things with barely any safety net is insane

    • @WanderingVeteran
      @WanderingVeteran 5 лет назад +1

      @@conraddevera Great point.

    • @MousyTroopLeaderG
      @MousyTroopLeaderG 5 лет назад +5

      Wondering Marina Veteran Do Not Quote me. I recalled once he said in Chinese "Viewers paid me, I have to give return."

    • @justindai8401
      @justindai8401 5 лет назад

      I have the same birthday as him

    • @toring61_52
      @toring61_52 5 лет назад +1

      TOTALLY ! Amazing soul.

  • @alna9681
    @alna9681 4 года назад +4102

    He is basically the main character of the main characters.

  • @hellcat__o7280
    @hellcat__o7280 5 лет назад +3732

    The real question is ...
    How many doctors does he know?

    • @lucky0558
      @lucky0558 5 лет назад +62

      Fare point

    • @kanwarjakhar2251
      @kanwarjakhar2251 5 лет назад +119

      All of them

    • @unaits.9021
      @unaits.9021 5 лет назад +107

      I'm sure by the time he reached his peak, he probably had his favourite/best doctors around him on set 24/7

    • @vongvanaksethasom7552
      @vongvanaksethasom7552 5 лет назад +31

      HeLLCaT__ O7 but he didn’t get any insurance in china like they put him in the black list...😐

    • @davo_daniel9199
      @davo_daniel9199 5 лет назад +9

      Wait yeah how many do they just have 100 doctor on set when filming Jackie's movie's

  • @jackhandma1011
    @jackhandma1011 3 года назад +542

    Jackie Chan: *falls in a dangerous fashion
    Also Jackie Chan: Ok let's do it again.

  • @wavesbtw
    @wavesbtw 5 лет назад +2993

    Tom cruise: I broke bones.....
    Jackie Chan:I dislocated my cheek bone somehow

    • @sethplaysbadly6897
      @sethplaysbadly6897 5 лет назад +91

      and shatter my skull

    • @josephliao9733
      @josephliao9733 5 лет назад +72

      Bru Jackie broke almost every Bone

    • @hyunjinsfallenrice5606
      @hyunjinsfallenrice5606 5 лет назад +45

      joseph liao and he is still alive. Ddaeng.

    • @-timetohajimaout-1338
      @-timetohajimaout-1338 5 лет назад +12

      @@hyunjinsfallenrice5606 i see whatchu did

    • @wunzeptepwun6175
      @wunzeptepwun6175 5 лет назад +35

      @@hyunjinsfallenrice5606 The scary part is that, by all means, he can still do fight scenes on his own. I mean, perfectly understandable (and preferable, both from his end and the audience's end) that no one would want him to do any stunt that requires him dropping to the ground by more than 6 inches... it just seems like he really, really wants to do more stunts... atleast that's the vibe I get off from him.

  • @juanvillalpando5387
    @juanvillalpando5387 5 лет назад +2785

    “Jackie Chan never die”
    - Jackie Chan

    • @N2Deep00
      @N2Deep00 5 лет назад +192

      Death: I can't take him. I enjoy his movies.

    • @Hades8103
      @Hades8103 5 лет назад +61

      JACKIE ALWAYS OKAY

    • @fidan.s934
      @fidan.s934 5 лет назад +21

      He is a legend

    • @iloveindonesia69
      @iloveindonesia69 5 лет назад +13

      Legend never die

    • @A-Dubs398
      @A-Dubs398 5 лет назад +5

      But everyone dies.

  • @brucewayne9340
    @brucewayne9340 5 лет назад +2675

    he made all american and european stuntmen look like babies...that's why he's the grand daddy of parkour

    • @nathrob2437
      @nathrob2437 5 лет назад +71

      Wrong, hes the grand daddy of free running, theres a difference

    • @portland4660
      @portland4660 5 лет назад +11

      Why does that sound so wrong.

    • @stalebread9825
      @stalebread9825 5 лет назад +24

      Orbital Nexus dosent come close

    • @kevo598
      @kevo598 5 лет назад +9

      Ermm yeah you are all kinda wrong here, sorry folks. David Belle practically invented Parkour and Sébastien Foucan is pretty much regarded as the founder of Freerunning.

    • @ameerulaqmalmalek9470
      @ameerulaqmalmalek9470 5 лет назад +17

      kevo598
      You such a nerd.. 😂😂😂

  • @TheRealSugarShane
    @TheRealSugarShane 3 года назад +177

    I've always adored Jackie Chan and his incredible stunts. He's so creative and so funny. One of my favorite actors to watch for all time.

  • @eliparker3136
    @eliparker3136 5 лет назад +15396

    Jackie Chan is officially the toughest thing Made in China

    • @sakurahoor
      @sakurahoor 5 лет назад +669

      Sometimes China stuff is very strong

    • @sakurahoor
      @sakurahoor 5 лет назад +74

      .

    • @MMaheshThakur
      @MMaheshThakur 5 лет назад +496

      he is from hong kong

    • @MMaheshThakur
      @MMaheshThakur 5 лет назад +236

      @Nij Jin who cares we indians love him.. for us china hong kong japan korean all look same

    • @spy4307
      @spy4307 5 лет назад +288

      Mahesh Thakur racist

  • @Clapity
    @Clapity 4 года назад +1832

    Tom Cruise: I almost died.
    Jackie Chan: Hold my Spine.

  • @Krshna28
    @Krshna28 5 лет назад +669

    Jackie Chan might be Hong Kong greatest action star. But, more importantly, he's the World's greatest action star EVER!

    • @gencij5175
      @gencij5175 5 лет назад +3

      Krshna28 totally true

    • @cosmicskyzer3820
      @cosmicskyzer3820 5 лет назад +6

      Krshna28 Its sad that asian martial arts ikons actors will not come anymore good that we got jacki donnie yen and guys like tony ya but they are the last of their kind atleast we have these legends well who cares about hollywood they can still produce great movies in asia

    • @neilalbertmercado5384
      @neilalbertmercado5384 5 лет назад

      Truer words were never spoken!

    • @sleazyfellow
      @sleazyfellow 5 лет назад

      Police story will never be topped

    • @seanmaguyon1983
      @seanmaguyon1983 5 лет назад

      action/comedy

  • @vr4787
    @vr4787 3 года назад +140

    Heck forget how he’s still alive, how’s he still able to walk or still able to have his motor skills?! Mad respect for Jackie Chan. He’s earned every dollar he’s made.

    • @Traincauseyes
      @Traincauseyes 3 года назад +11

      Nah bro he doesn't........He deserves x10 the amount he's earned

  • @Lucas-xu8nc
    @Lucas-xu8nc 3 года назад +2661

    Death: "Aight time to go"
    Jackie Chan: "Just 500 more movies man"

    • @vim6459
      @vim6459 3 года назад +13

      lol

    • @Sim-Racing-Kawakaze
      @Sim-Racing-Kawakaze 3 года назад +122

      Jackie Chan: no, i refuse
      Death: damn it, i can’t argue with that

    • @obiwankenobi1608
      @obiwankenobi1608 3 года назад +9

      @@Sim-Racing-Kawakaze Daga Kotowaru.

    • @Shrektopuz
      @Shrektopuz 3 года назад +6

      Your number of likes is killing me
      Edit: for those who don’t know what this meant ~ when i typed this comment they’re number of likes was 499

    • @Z_AYAN
      @Z_AYAN 3 года назад +3

      Death:understandable have a nice 100 years

  • @wl-dn6xy
    @wl-dn6xy 5 лет назад +749

    This is painful to watch but we’re all still glad he’s alive.

    • @chendaddy
      @chendaddy 5 лет назад +16

      Seriously. After seeing just the first stunt falling through the two awnings, I had to pause to catch my breath. And he did it two more times? Jesus, Jackie.

  • @manuluh_
    @manuluh_ 5 лет назад +2311

    Cat: I have 9 lives
    Jackie: 😴

    • @realperson9951
      @realperson9951 5 лет назад +7

      @@EvyFurry you should watch vsauce's video

    • @OverkillSilas
      @OverkillSilas 5 лет назад +1

      ha lol

    • @ayandagcaba8300
      @ayandagcaba8300 5 лет назад +6

      That cat is Jackie Chan’s breakfast

    • @realperson9951
      @realperson9951 5 лет назад +5

      @@ayandagcaba8300 that cat is jackie chan's pet

    • @F0UR3V3R
      @F0UR3V3R 5 лет назад +3

      Jackie has 1 life, he just, unlike others, only loses a fraction of his life when doing stunts.

  • @justinqi8753
    @justinqi8753 3 года назад +105

    through the video, i wanna say why Jackie got respect from people all over the world is not just because his actions are funny or any other reasons, most important reason is because he paid his life

  • @JACKIEPARK8126
    @JACKIEPARK8126 5 лет назад +2267

    That's why we love JACKIE CHAN!

    • @MLD.Ltd.
      @MLD.Ltd. 5 лет назад +6

      JACKIE PARK omg get that radio song out of my head…

    • @AaLLLLL
      @AaLLLLL 5 лет назад

      @GoukenslayWAO NO! WHY SHOULD WE???

    • @AaLLLLL
      @AaLLLLL 5 лет назад +1

      @GoukenslayWAO HONG KONG is part of our country. And I never heard of the news most of residents in HONG KONG hate him. FAKE NEWS.

    • @wokefacts6879
      @wokefacts6879 5 лет назад +1

      I post good music

    • @AaLLLLL
      @AaLLLLL 5 лет назад

      @@markkauni3068 OMG, I won't like him from now on. Actually I read about this years ago, but I was a child then so I didn't pay attention to the obscure description about this.
      what a man, gosh. Another childhood idol of mine collapsed, lol.

  • @redditegg113
    @redditegg113 5 лет назад +3784

    Iron man: *still gets hurt with all that armor on and dies*
    Jackie Chan: *breaks every bone in body without any protection*
    *YET STILL FRICKIN LIVES*

    • @AO1238
      @AO1238 5 лет назад +22

      The egg who wants 10,000 Subscribers u know we are talking about thanos repeatedly punching iron man

    • @martin.mp4
      @martin.mp4 5 лет назад +45

      @@AO1238 still survived he died from using the infinity stones

    • @notmygamingchannel5959
      @notmygamingchannel5959 4 года назад +8

      The egg who wants 10 000 subscribers that's gamma radiation

    • @freezone34
      @freezone34 4 года назад +4

      Physical vs life threatning damage

    • @sobanoodles8574
      @sobanoodles8574 4 года назад +4

      It’s a joke guys calm down 😅

  • @kyzertv8443
    @kyzertv8443 5 лет назад +1505

    "Jackie Chan has earned a break"
    Poor choice of words lol.

  • @vishu7478
    @vishu7478 3 года назад +56

    My heart is shivering in fear seeing him do all those stunts..

  • @ILoveSweetApple
    @ILoveSweetApple 4 года назад +420

    I watched “ Who Am I” in the theater, and there’s one scene in which Jackie standing on the rooftop yelling “Who am I ??”
    Then a little boy sitting next to me shouted “Who are you? You are Jackie Chan!”
    Though all adults bursted into laughter hearing this, yet the little boy is somewhat correct.
    No matter what character he plays, he remains that tenacious and dedicated Jackie Chan.

    • @tatewakinew
      @tatewakinew 4 года назад +13

      The little boy was correct twice: Jackie Chan character in this movie had a pseudonym Jackie Chan.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1849

    How the hell is Jackie Chan still alive?
    I don't know, but I'm sure as hell glad that the legend himself is alive to tell his tale. I'm grateful for all of the sacrifices he made.

    • @adamdamiri4823
      @adamdamiri4823 4 года назад +9

      You too are a legend, sir (•w•)

    • @mayuravirus6134
      @mayuravirus6134 4 года назад +1

      I think it has to do with how the chinese zodiac effects, Jackie Chan has a Wood element of Horse its pretty tough

    • @paulguilhem300
      @paulguilhem300 4 года назад +5

      Bruh why do i meet u so often

    • @lunar7068
      @lunar7068 4 года назад +4

      I swear i see you in anything anime related

    • @orochimaru3027
      @orochimaru3027 4 года назад +3

      You are literally everywhere... 😂

  • @Zood94
    @Zood94 5 лет назад +1672

    This video is basically :
    "damn that's bad"
    "But wait..!! there's more"

  • @onurbestelci8248
    @onurbestelci8248 3 года назад +27

    He is one of my heroes after my dad. When I was a kid my father find his dvd’s for every week to watch with him. Thank you so much for all those good movies Jackie Chan

  • @kycro9719
    @kycro9719 5 лет назад +1956

    Jackie chan : The movie business is so fun.
    **Violent injuries**
    Jackie chan : Still so fun!

    • @clintlloyd7828
      @clintlloyd7828 4 года назад +23

      He loves his passion

    • @kycro9719
      @kycro9719 4 года назад +7

      @@clintlloyd7828 ikr

    • @ellenrong6415
      @ellenrong6415 4 года назад +5

      Bootiful

    • @inkwrll9722
      @inkwrll9722 4 года назад

      IFusid ????? Why would you think that’s a joke??? It’s just a way of writing beautiful in a meme-ish way

    • @jasonmilano3882
      @jasonmilano3882 4 года назад

      Chxll HamII i dont even know anymore if this is sarcasm or not

  • @nickching8178
    @nickching8178 5 лет назад +1561

    Tom Cruise to interviewer: my stunts were extremely dangerous and almost killed me.😎
    Jackie Chan:😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @SHF40k
      @SHF40k 5 лет назад +45

      One emoji is enough

    • @celestialsss
      @celestialsss 5 лет назад +11

      Pepsi Mucnh 0*

    • @Relco12
      @Relco12 5 лет назад +14

      you ruined your comment with the emojis

    • @amystic4131
      @amystic4131 5 лет назад +10

      *hold my beer*

    • @memelord3943
      @memelord3943 5 лет назад +6

      Jackie Chan to Tom Cruise: hold my beer

  • @kentoscocos5238
    @kentoscocos5238 5 лет назад +2490

    When God create Jackie, maybe He adding too much life potion

  • @spencibidy
    @spencibidy 3 года назад +259

    Death: DAMN IT THIS TIME I AM GOING TO KILL JACKIE CHAN
    God: not yet man I want to see the next movie

    • @en4833
      @en4833 3 года назад +2

      Wanna like this but its at 69

  • @MNGLD-do2kc
    @MNGLD-do2kc 3 года назад +3368

    Jackie doesn't get hit by a train.
    The train gets hit by him.

  • @montserratjmz
    @montserratjmz 4 года назад +1908

    God just really like Jackie Chan's movies so he keeps him alive.

    • @tyronerossbach5794
      @tyronerossbach5794 4 года назад +9

      True that😅😅😎😅!!!!!

    • @edwardulloa2439
      @edwardulloa2439 4 года назад +3

      He's blessed 👏

    • @tyronerossbach5794
      @tyronerossbach5794 4 года назад +3

      Edward Ulloa:To be immortal from all the stunts he’s done😅😅😤😤😤!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @tyronerossbach5794
      @tyronerossbach5794 4 года назад +9

      Donald Trump:Yes God does exist because he loves all of Jackie Chan’s movies😤😎😤!!!!!!!!

    • @tyronerossbach5794
      @tyronerossbach5794 4 года назад +4

      Donald Trump:Everyone who is religious says God doesn’t need to make an appearance on Earth but watch over what we do in life😤😤!!!!!!!!

  • @Dan.R.A
    @Dan.R.A 2 года назад +20

    Jackie Chan is absolutely one of the most dedicated actors and filmmakers that have ever existed. I feel like he still isn't recognized enough. Long live this legend, bless!

  • @ant51006
    @ant51006 5 лет назад +2677

    Death: it’s time...
    Jackie: no, it’s your time
    Death: Wait wha-
    **death dies**

    • @jdbhsjhs9135
      @jdbhsjhs9135 5 лет назад +23

      Haha lol

    • @unaits.9021
      @unaits.9021 5 лет назад +78

      Sadly there will be a day when we'll hear the news (if we're still alive) of Jackie's passing. However, knowing Chinese race - their average life expectancy is damn high compared to us average scrubs

    • @davo_daniel9199
      @davo_daniel9199 5 лет назад +5

      I'm the 300th like and this is so true to

    • @maxboo7995
      @maxboo7995 5 лет назад +9

      Reverse card

    • @an18yearoldmongolianguy
      @an18yearoldmongolianguy 5 лет назад +10

      Umair Saleem yep, the average male is considered to live about 80-100 years. Females are considered to live ~90 years. While Indians and Chinese, well, Asians as a whole live more than a 100 years thanks to their food diet.

  • @adwaithunni469
    @adwaithunni469 5 лет назад +1230

    Jackie Chan : After Breaking his Skull, Cracking his 8 And 9th vertebrae, Tearing his Shoulder Ligaments, Breaks His Nose (3times), Almost loses an eye, Dislocates his Cheekbone, Still Alive and Running in perfect health
    Me: After watching this video, Paralysed

    • @bluerain8745
      @bluerain8745 5 лет назад +1

      Khushi Banavalkar LOL🤪

    • @theslayerishereboi4738
      @theslayerishereboi4738 5 лет назад +1

      U know what the more I think about it shaggy dies because Minecraft
      The real legend is Steve

    • @barryhercules6486
      @barryhercules6486 5 лет назад +1

      LOL - that's funny mate!

    • @towelbleach
      @towelbleach 5 лет назад +3

      How is he able to survive a broken skull cracking 8th and 9th vertebrae tearing ligaments at the shoulder broke his nose 3 times breaking his cheekbones getting 2nd degree burns and carry’s on Making movies like nothing happened while I would be dead

    • @barathraj8975
      @barathraj8975 5 лет назад +1

      Awesome man... me too...

  • @EmissaryFromHell_MrFresh
    @EmissaryFromHell_MrFresh 3 года назад +4481

    "How the hell is Jackie Chan still alive?"
    because he's a protagonist

    • @vim6459
      @vim6459 3 года назад +48

      Indeed!

    • @rizkyanandita8227
      @rizkyanandita8227 3 года назад +143

      His plot armor could defeat the entire GoT franchise, and somehow still be the most likeable character in the story and fight.

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan 3 года назад +19

      Well, he definitely has the agony part down.

    • @titlewave489
      @titlewave489 3 года назад +24

      He is *THE* protagonist...

    • @Urine_
      @Urine_ 3 года назад +5

      *then who is the antagonist-?*

  • @adibchowdhury5709
    @adibchowdhury5709 3 года назад +16

    Its probably our love for him that keeps him alive...
    Love you Jackie

  • @vacion610
    @vacion610 5 лет назад +1684

    If he was in the Final Destination movies, the Grim Reaper would've just given up.

  • @ACoustaDC
    @ACoustaDC 5 лет назад +571

    Evil Knievel: I've broken almost every bone in my body.
    Jackie chan: Me too.... and then I had lunch.

    • @patrickmurray3846
      @patrickmurray3846 5 лет назад +13

      "Jackie chan: Me too.... and then I had lunch."? more like -Me too ......and then I had lunch.

  • @grendelum
    @grendelum 5 лет назад +739

    You forgot his most important injury ever... when *Bruce Lee* accidentally knocked him out with nunchucks... *Jackie* tells a wonderful story about it !!

  • @Quantumredux05
    @Quantumredux05 Год назад +7

    I'm not even halfway through the video and I'm already incredibly anxious. This man is a legend!

  • @fractiousfauxpas1368
    @fractiousfauxpas1368 5 лет назад +412

    In my eyes he is probably the most dedicated and passionate performer ever (obviously there are greater, but within their respective fields). Most people don't know how lucky we are to have him, it's a shame that as time went on Hollywood seemed to see him as more and more of a slapstick performer and not the seriously devoted action hero he is. Even though his fun and warm personality works so well in those movies.
    Reading this back it does sound like im gushing more than I intend but growing up watching the man I really fell in love with the work he did and I cannot name another person who lives up to his name. A living (somehow) legend.

    • @DJSCRMNGHST
      @DJSCRMNGHST 5 лет назад +9

      I'm guessing they haven't seen The Foreigner

    • @jaijai9049
      @jaijai9049 5 лет назад +1

      well said

    • @TheDeac65
      @TheDeac65 5 лет назад +9

      I don't know. They say in this video that after they did the first piece on Cruise, people were all over them to do Chan next. That to me suggest people understand just how dedicated, and with all the love and respect, insane he is. It's actually hard just trying to comprehend the injuries this man has endured through his career.

    • @GreenPawelito
      @GreenPawelito 5 лет назад +1

      Ben I soooo agree with you. I'm 35 now I grew up on his movies and I love them and him. My favorite actor in the world.

    • @macroxela
      @macroxela 5 лет назад +3

      I think you misunderstand Jackie's film style. He's always been a slapstick humour guy, he just decided to blend action with it. He's stated before he sees his movies as comedies with action not action movies with comedy. For several years he was forced to play strict action roles which he absolutely hated hence starting his own style of movies with the help of Sammo Hung and Golden Harvest studios.

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 5 лет назад +614

    Jackie literally put his sweat and blood in his movies... and it paid off.
    he is just as popular as his idol, Bruce Lee.
    Thank you for many hours of Gasps, Laughs and Awe... Mr. Chan. :D

    • @_Wei__Wuxian_
      @_Wei__Wuxian_ 5 лет назад +4

      내 피 땀 눈물
      내 마지막 춤을
      다 가져가 가
      내 피 땀 눈물
      내 차가운 숨을
      다 가져가 가
      내 피 땀 눈물...
      But hopefully without taking all of it.

    • @saadnaeem714
      @saadnaeem714 5 лет назад +2

      Well more famous . No disrespect to bruce lee

    • @Bestroyer348
      @Bestroyer348 5 лет назад

      Jackie Chan vs Bruce lee

  • @ohyeahyeah3454
    @ohyeahyeah3454 5 лет назад +378

    and that’s what makes his movies so great. everything is *REAL*

  • @mustafasawesomeworld3388
    @mustafasawesomeworld3388 3 года назад +9

    3:01 that face is just “NO” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Ken_neThT
    @Ken_neThT 5 лет назад +613

    4:12 In Jackie land, Helicopter don't crash into you, you crash into Helicopter.

    • @tintin7256
      @tintin7256 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @VizelleG
      @VizelleG 5 лет назад +1

      Wth😂

    • @Daniel-Deveraux
      @Daniel-Deveraux 5 лет назад +5

      Jackie is the only person I know who crashed into a helicopter. God, just by writing this it seems rediculess.

    • @samanthadennis9685
      @samanthadennis9685 5 лет назад +1

      Must of been flying with the eagle xx

  • @jp3813
    @jp3813 5 лет назад +357

    This video only covers Jackie's injuries and not the other dangerous stunts where he came out mostly unscathed. Some highlights include: rolling on flaming hot coal, climbing a Ferris wheel without a harness, roller skating under a speeding truck, sliding down the side of a falling facade, repeatedly dodging roller coasters, getting hit directly by a van, running up & over a moving car, falling from a helicopter to land on a train, kicking away from a tire of a 120-ton mining vehicle while laying on his back, etc... Google "Every Jackie Chan Stunt Ever" to come across a 26+ minute video of some of JC's death-defying feats. I say some b/c the video still doesn't feature all of his stunts since he holds the Guinness World Record for most stunts performed by a living actor. You'll never see that stuff in his Hollywood movies b/c American studios don't allow filmmaking w/o insurance coverage. In the first Rush Hour, Jackie quickly demonstrated twice how he'll climb a tree before shooting, only to find out that he has to wait for five hours of safety precautions to be set up before he can actually do it on film.

    • @cristinelgheorghiu5294
      @cristinelgheorghiu5294 5 лет назад +1

      jp3813 very true!

    • @batenkhtehe
      @batenkhtehe 5 лет назад +4

      damn. insane!!!!

    • @shiranuiaensland1442
      @shiranuiaensland1442 5 лет назад +4

      @Wallace Lam Are you even sure that parts of it aren't just copy-and-pasted? I've seen someone post the entire script of Braveheart on this site.

    • @shivraj_mulik
      @shivraj_mulik 5 лет назад +1

      One can litrally write a book on his injuries only!! 😅💪

  • @tomarnold7284
    @tomarnold7284 3 года назад +862

    The different between Tom Cruise and Jackie Chan was that: Tom wants to stay alive by time he delivers a movie, Jackie doesn't know if he'll survive a stunt while filming.

    • @TheJoseph3gun
      @TheJoseph3gun 3 года назад +31

      Crazy right, and he is still alive.. lol

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 2 года назад +27

      He's like Vikings : they didn't die while fighting because they were ready to die and wanted it to happen on the battlefield. He's their cinematic equivalent.

    • @awesomereviews1561
      @awesomereviews1561 2 года назад

      You would get a very different answer if you asked stuntmen who worked with both of them…

    • @tomarnold7284
      @tomarnold7284 2 года назад +1

      @@awesomereviews1561 what would they say?

    • @snailthelostcow63
      @snailthelostcow63 2 года назад +2

      @@tomarnold7284 "Even Life insurance won't cover this", probably

  • @iamagreenbean6938
    @iamagreenbean6938 3 года назад +17

    Jackie Chan when he gets hit by a helicopter: Tis but a scratch

  • @denisp.2308
    @denisp.2308 5 лет назад +387

    JC is the only actor who can call Tom Cruise "kid" and not 'cause of age.

  • @franco3074
    @franco3074 5 лет назад +1649

    Jackie: CGI? Chan go in? Okay!
    (jumps in a volcano)

    • @sugarkats21
      @sugarkats21 5 лет назад +56

      FronkiBeast I don’t know why but this made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

    • @revsun2024
      @revsun2024 5 лет назад +9

      Jimin's Jams Are Best With Suga Kookies and Tae same it’s not even funny I just laughed for no reason

    • @kinawa2845
      @kinawa2845 5 лет назад +1

      @@sugarkats21 ikr?? i'm getting weirder by a day

    • @rickys3830
      @rickys3830 5 лет назад +1

      @@sugarkats21 me too! hahahhahaha

    • @m2kopter840
      @m2kopter840 5 лет назад +44

      Survives*
      My bad that was a bad take
      Let’s try it again

  • @rythm8704
    @rythm8704 3 года назад +1284

    Jackie Chan: starts a shooting for a new movie.
    Hospitals : buisness is boomin.

    • @Xia-hu
      @Xia-hu 3 года назад +106

      Insurance companies: "dear lord save us"

    • @isaacgraff8288
      @isaacgraff8288 3 года назад +23

      on site paramedic gonna get some practice.

    • @insaneforufc4570
      @insaneforufc4570 3 года назад +4

      Britain people don’t gotta pay hospitals lol

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 3 года назад +2

      @@insaneforufc4570 *British

    • @insaneforufc4570
      @insaneforufc4570 3 года назад +2

      @@robbieaulia6462 oh sorry I think my inner British got the better of me

  • @lerij9570
    @lerij9570 3 года назад +5

    I love him because he is genuine, funny, able to laugh at himself and believable scenes. Now I can add brave to my description (or is it crazy?). Love his passion, dedication and zany personality

  • @antzval67
    @antzval67 5 лет назад +2109

    The reason why there is more Chuck Norris jokes than Jackie Chan's Jokes is because.
    Jackie Chan is no Joke

    • @sadsworth4605
      @sadsworth4605 5 лет назад +35

      Obviously this guys real man

    • @GauravKumar-zb5qv
      @GauravKumar-zb5qv 5 лет назад +9

      Lol why are you telling us that?
      You expect us to remember that and write something like "yeah.... I KnOw YoU dUdE!?!? Are you the legendary Rocco Val who commented on Jackie Chan's video?!?! OMG!!"

    • @bobaIina
      @bobaIina 5 лет назад +2

      @@GauravKumar-zb5qv FACTSSS 😂😂

    • @bobaIina
      @bobaIina 5 лет назад +1

      noone honestly cares about your account lol.

    • @韩国80年代民主光州事
      @韩国80年代民主光州事 5 лет назад +3

      Bruce Lee
      Jackie Chan
      and now...donnie Yen😏

  • @nctrobin
    @nctrobin 4 года назад +2449

    Why is he still alive?
    Simple answer:
    Legends never die

    • @who8472
      @who8472 4 года назад +45

      bruce lee do i hear you

    • @nishitsoni3297
      @nishitsoni3297 4 года назад +9

      I really hope he would respawn to say he is actor, singer, stuntman and a gamer!

    • @johnkleinragonjan8112
      @johnkleinragonjan8112 4 года назад +15

      But kobe died. And hes a legend

    • @gonkong5638
      @gonkong5638 4 года назад +7

      Legends still live somewhere over the rainbow.........

    • @homersimpson4379
      @homersimpson4379 4 года назад +1

      Goddamn 47 They're living in people's hearts.

  • @ImashrekU
    @ImashrekU 5 лет назад +860

    Doctor: All of your bones are broken
    Jackie Chan: Guess I’ll take a 2 day break from acting

  • @wwandxuongvi
    @wwandxuongvi 2 года назад +9

    Salute to him, he put his real life into movies. Not everyone is willing to do that.

  • @hulkgoal1673
    @hulkgoal1673 4 года назад +1532

    Tom Cruise: “why I broke my back?”
    Jackie Chan: “wrong shoe, wrong pant”

    • @sameerahmed-gx8js
      @sameerahmed-gx8js 4 года назад +24

      definitely fail

    • @shabeebp9078
      @shabeebp9078 4 года назад +9

      @eating sugar no papa OMG, did he die? Lol. Jackie has broken almost all the bones in his body. And u talk about ankle lmao

    • @cherokeeconcrete1986
      @cherokeeconcrete1986 4 года назад +2

      @@shabeebp9078 😅

    • @shirohemoth1946
      @shirohemoth1946 4 года назад +3

      @eating sugar no papa jackie: that's cute

    • @elphieginger
      @elphieginger 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-fm9ej4yt6y
    @user-fm9ej4yt6y 5 лет назад +1056

    Serial killer: **stabs Jackie in the heart**
    Jackie: tis’ but a scratch

    • @natasacizmic7252
      @natasacizmic7252 5 лет назад +64

      Hahahah YOU THINK THAT THE SERIAL KILLER WOULD DARE TO COME CLOSE TO JACKIE CHAN?!?!?!?

    • @lazulitheglaceon5870
      @lazulitheglaceon5870 4 года назад +7

      even in a nukecular explosions

    • @talentlessasian330
      @talentlessasian330 4 года назад +5

      @@natasacizmic7252 son of chuck norris and bruce lee? Lol

    • @axersia4993
      @axersia4993 4 года назад +3

      It’s just a flesh wound

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 4 года назад

      @@knewmereal exceptions for that one
      Nobody would survive a nuclear Blast to the Face

  • @Divyanshu-on8uz
    @Divyanshu-on8uz 5 лет назад +878

    *Director* :- *_what Stunts can you do???_*
    *Jackie Chan* :- *_YES_*

    • @nuhashrahman8408
      @nuhashrahman8408 5 лет назад +10

      @Frisbee 'n' Cookies What did i read your reply in Jackie Chan accent? XD

    • @miramira2723
      @miramira2723 5 лет назад +1

      The thing is..
      He is the director

  • @dedtestpie4892
    @dedtestpie4892 3 года назад +6

    Literally risking his life for the audience... respect

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 5 лет назад +418

    Pfff Chuck Norris got nothing on Jackie Chan
    Helicopters don't crash into Jackie Chan... Jackie Chan crashes into Helicopters

    • @slurp3194
      @slurp3194 5 лет назад +16

      lol thats so true this guy in his 60s is able to kick and do stunts thats freaking crazy if any normal person went through the injuries he did they would either be dead or in a bed

    • @blackmagician7645
      @blackmagician7645 5 лет назад +11

      Well- they both equally got beat up by Bruce Lee in films. But, yeah. Jackie has one hellish pain tolerence.😉

    • @MeepMeep88
      @MeepMeep88 5 лет назад +7

      @@blackmagician7645
      LOL so very true, Lee is king.. But you know why Bruce Lee has no jokes? Because HE IS NO JOKE =P

    • @NotHeitu
      @NotHeitu 5 лет назад

      Candi Soda, haha yes, Bruce Lee was amazing, but Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan, just like, bravo.

    • @gavintang8821
      @gavintang8821 5 лет назад +2

      2015 called. They want their joke back.

  • @iluvmichelleALOT
    @iluvmichelleALOT 5 лет назад +3094

    Thanos: I’m invincible
    Jackie Chan: hold my beer
    But still not as powerful as me, tachanka our lord

    • @Modelta
      @Modelta 5 лет назад +6

      nah that would not happen like a bullet in the head or heart and he is dead 100% well if in the heart with a weak pistol then no but like a desert eagle or five-seven

    • @southcamdenadmin3008
      @southcamdenadmin3008 5 лет назад +54

      @@Modelta its a joke you dope

    • @WeNeedAPeaceWorld1
      @WeNeedAPeaceWorld1 5 лет назад +30

      @@Modelta We're talking about real life consequences. Thanos is just a make up and cgi.

    • @VietVuHunzter
      @VietVuHunzter 5 лет назад +17

      Hold my umbrella.

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 5 лет назад +34

      Jackie was SUPPOSED to turn to dust after the finger snap, but Jackie refused.

  • @patrickhegarty5370
    @patrickhegarty5370 5 лет назад +1132

    strongest people in the universe
    1. Jackie Chan
    2. Rasputin
    3. Thanos
    4. the Rock

    • @largething5834
      @largething5834 5 лет назад +52

      You forgot shaggy

    • @ricque2331
      @ricque2331 5 лет назад +33

      @@largething5834 shaggy is the universe

    • @j.j.1679
      @j.j.1679 5 лет назад +16

      @@ricque2331 He's beyond the universe

    • @brandonpendaz7240
      @brandonpendaz7240 5 лет назад +2

      Imagine if he did MMA

    • @kyzma1747
      @kyzma1747 5 лет назад +5

      @@largething5834 shaggy's power is multiverse level

  • @lancer.greene8170
    @lancer.greene8170 3 года назад +2

    The MICHAEL JORDAN of stunts. To be so good at something, you get this title. AMAZING person to watch work.

  • @MNGLD-do2kc
    @MNGLD-do2kc 3 года назад +2574

    When Jackie Chan is late for work, everyone apologizes for being too early.

    • @arcobaleno6347
      @arcobaleno6347 3 года назад +39

      Jackie is never late.

    • @princegab3502
      @princegab3502 3 года назад +18

      cause hero's are always on time (idk if this is even a thing)

    • @sheridan5175
      @sheridan5175 3 года назад +18

      Jackie Chan is never late. He arrives precisely when he wants to.

    • @shaquille_oatmeal823
      @shaquille_oatmeal823 3 года назад

      😂

    • @josephbaribeau9876
      @josephbaribeau9876 3 года назад +7

      Chris tucker said he uptight af
      He was trying to loosen Jackie Chan during the filming of rush hour because Chris tucker said Jackie made him look bad😂

  • @nicholasnicholas3306
    @nicholasnicholas3306 5 лет назад +1654

    How the hell is Jackie chan still walking

    • @strawhatmeat4637
      @strawhatmeat4637 5 лет назад +159

      How the hell he is doing stunts and run

    • @ViicSee
      @ViicSee 5 лет назад +124

      Because he is jackie chan.

    • @derpman
      @derpman 5 лет назад +81

      cuz Jackie always okay

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 5 лет назад +84

      Jackie Chan > Batman

    • @LordMuffincake
      @LordMuffincake 5 лет назад +7

      Hes Jackie Chan.. and also a lot of pins connecting his limbs together probably

  • @rudy6239
    @rudy6239 5 лет назад +298

    This dude is a bloody legend.

    • @robinchen5458
      @robinchen5458 5 лет назад +9

      emphasis on bloody

    • @OverkillSilas
      @OverkillSilas 5 лет назад

      no hes a fortnite god

    • @adu1991
      @adu1991 5 лет назад

      Yup. Most actors ask for stunt doubles, but he insists on doing all of his own stunts.

  • @FOODTIKTOK20
    @FOODTIKTOK20 Год назад +1

    "raps Jackie Chan we ain't pulling them fake stunts"🤣🔥

  • @tanhanguyenuc4606
    @tanhanguyenuc4606 5 лет назад +468

    Bruce Lee:damage 999
    Jackie Chan:defense 999

  • @felooso689
    @felooso689 4 года назад +2885

    Satan when Jackie dies:I'm a huge fa-
    Jackie:sorry just visiting

    • @cSedx00022
      @cSedx00022 4 года назад +94

      Lmao I feel bad for Satan now, but so happy Jackie Chan is still alive 😂

    • @hellobye5531
      @hellobye5531 3 года назад +117

      Nah, my man Jackie will be visiting Heaven

    • @koza.
      @koza. 3 года назад +50

      bold of you to assume he's going to hell

    • @DeadeyeToya
      @DeadeyeToya 3 года назад +30

      Why is he in hell lol

    • @xanderzed6587
      @xanderzed6587 3 года назад +14

      there is no hell

  • @havyn88
    @havyn88 3 года назад +642

    One of the only times I really felt offended on the internet was when someone said that ”Jackie Chan is like the Chinese Tom Cruise"

    • @d3vilmaycry25
      @d3vilmaycry25 3 года назад +140

      It's the other way around, Tom Cruise is the American Jackie Chan.

    • @jimmyboe889
      @jimmyboe889 3 года назад +58

      who says this joke lol ? Cruise was nobody when Jackie was a succesful actor in honk kong lol

    • @yes-qs9qt
      @yes-qs9qt 3 года назад +29

      @@jimmyboe889 i do love myself some honk kong

    • @andy.w
      @andy.w 3 года назад +2

      @@yes-qs9qt ( ° ͜ʖ °)

    • @pingwang6831
      @pingwang6831 3 года назад +8

      @@jimmyboe889 jackie chan was not only famous in hong kong, also in whole china, taiwan, japan, korea, south east asia, india, etc. not sure about the west though

  • @haley4699
    @haley4699 2 года назад +5

    I always assumed his yrs of training and experience helped him know how to land just right to not result in life or career ending injury. And he has insane pain tolerance

  • @gabnimations3205
    @gabnimations3205 5 лет назад +414

    “I didnt choose Life
    Life choosed me.”
    -Jackie Chan

    • @tamuwu
      @tamuwu 5 лет назад +10

      nice, no one corrected him, im not going to do it

    • @Kobexo
      @Kobexo 5 лет назад +9

      @@tamuwu I will, this is a practice I've been learning for years.
      Uhhhh sorry bud but you it's life chose me GET uR GRAMMER RIGHT /s

    • @tamuwu
      @tamuwu 5 лет назад +1

      @@Kobexo Thanks.

    • @Kobexo
      @Kobexo 5 лет назад +2

      LGDaniel you’re welcome

    • @Inertia.
      @Inertia. 5 лет назад

      It Was Life Knocks Us Down.....

  • @bananaglue3779
    @bananaglue3779 5 лет назад +912

    How is Jackie Chan still alive?
    Simple.
    Because he is Jackie Chan.

    • @eddybolt13
      @eddybolt13 5 лет назад +7

      He Doing His Fire Healing (In Scene Karate Kid) XD

    • @gachagirl9477
      @gachagirl9477 5 лет назад +1

      Eddy Bolt 😂

    • @wavegodxxx420
      @wavegodxxx420 5 лет назад

      Thanks for saving me 8 min

  • @dragonbonefiasco5929
    @dragonbonefiasco5929 5 лет назад +1988

    Doctor:
    Your ribs are broken, your skull is split in two, your lungs are damaged and your intestines are muddled up
    Jackie chan:
    Oh ok

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 5 лет назад +106

      Jackie Chan: Give it a week

    • @mojo6112
      @mojo6112 5 лет назад +77

      J chan: "your point is?"

    • @sydddthescientist
      @sydddthescientist 5 лет назад +45

      Jackie: Does it look like I care?
      Doctor: SOMEONE COME GET THIS MAN OUTTA MY OFFICE!

    • @yunx_keiran
      @yunx_keiran 5 лет назад +29

      Jackie chan: what’s the problem?

    • @dsdfdsd9535
      @dsdfdsd9535 5 лет назад +33

      Jackie chan: that’s it?

  • @nissarpa1259
    @nissarpa1259 2 года назад +4

    When I saw that helicopter scene it just reminded me the action superstar "Jayan" from our southern state Kerala India who lost his life in an helicopter hanging scene during 80's in the movie " Kolilakkam" which literally means controversy where he fell down from the helicopter while doing a real stunt.
    Jackie Chan is truly a legend.

  • @pankajpathak6117
    @pankajpathak6117 5 лет назад +768

    Bruce Lee would be Proud of Him.

    • @delcastilloian
      @delcastilloian 5 лет назад +5

      Just because he's asian?

    • @torian3639
      @torian3639 5 лет назад +54

      Xerus bruh

    • @justme1351
      @justme1351 5 лет назад +133

      @@delcastilloian No, but because Jackie was just one of Bruce's stuntmen.

    • @PhantomKnight37
      @PhantomKnight37 5 лет назад +44

      Xerus dumbass!

    • @Garry2527
      @Garry2527 5 лет назад +47

      @@delcastilloian how much of an ignorent dumbass dumbfuck are you

  • @pacificsigns7780
    @pacificsigns7780 4 года назад +990

    Jackie Chan: *gets broken spine *
    Also Jackie: ‘‘tis but a scratch

    • @tl1326
      @tl1326 4 года назад +17

      Pacific Signs tis’ but flesh wound

    • @james7024
      @james7024 4 года назад +6

      random guy ‘tis but a mark

    • @fusionsid
      @fusionsid 4 года назад

      Hahahahaha copied

    • @arwahsapi
      @arwahsapi 4 года назад +2

      Alright, we call it a draw

    • @vanthursday
      @vanthursday 4 года назад +1

      I have no time to bleed

  • @thatasiangirl2688
    @thatasiangirl2688 5 лет назад +944

    Tom Cruise:I almost DIED in *insert movie here*
    Jackie Chan:Hold my Macha Green Tea, Please.

    • @mteng5764
      @mteng5764 5 лет назад +4

      @Erik Flores so jackie is a fighter and tom is a driver

    • @shiranuiaensland1442
      @shiranuiaensland1442 5 лет назад +10

      @Erik Flores Quit spreading this rubbish without doing proper research because Jackie has already done a number of those stunts (the video even shows him hanging on a rope ladder from a helicopter) while Tom has yet to do the hundreds of stunts that Jackie has done (Operation Condor even features Jackie doing motorcycle stunts that Tom has no hope of ever pulling off).

    • @homosapiensisnotme
      @homosapiensisnotme 5 лет назад +10

      Lol. BTW, Oolong is a more likely choice for Jackie. Macha is not very popular in China.

    • @definitelycultured7521
      @definitelycultured7521 5 лет назад +1

      @@homosapiensisnotme i thought both oolong and macha are more popular in japan while a normal Chinese tea would be the favorite in China?

    • @definitelycultured7521
      @definitelycultured7521 5 лет назад +2

      @@tl1326 owh that's chinese tea btw, chinese tea have many different types such as pu'er or tie guan yin and more :3

  • @sukmaisrime
    @sukmaisrime Год назад +2

    Death angel: What the hell are you doing?
    Jackie: Nothing...

  • @salamander337
    @salamander337 5 лет назад +885

    Thanos: I am Inevitable.
    Iron-Man: I am Iron-Man.
    Jackie Chan: I am.....Who Am I?

    • @theslayerishereboi4738
      @theslayerishereboi4738 5 лет назад +18

      Jackie Chan : Oh yes I’m a god that’s stronger than shagggy nice

    • @darthshimp07
      @darthshimp07 5 лет назад +10

      I'm I'm I'm a goofy goober

    • @ANMTEMPEST
      @ANMTEMPEST 5 лет назад

      @@darthshimp07 damn 😂

    • @milkrat.
      @milkrat. 5 лет назад +14

      Omg nice reference to that movie lmfaooo

    • @ivanb1852
      @ivanb1852 5 лет назад

      I am your father,luke

  • @eklebar
    @eklebar 5 лет назад +1640

    There are two types of actors
    1. Jackie Chan
    2. I don't care.

  • @JimsReviewRoom
    @JimsReviewRoom 5 лет назад +1354

    So underrated. Even with his notoriety in the 90's, we're just now realizing the extent he went to.
    The bigger question today...
    Jackie Chan or Chuck Norris? 😁

  • @k0c1l
    @k0c1l 2 года назад +4

    0:12 "... Cruise like a toddler". Indeed