@Some_Jihadi _Warrior we send out a hydration agent in the night they then test your hydration levels while you sleep, if you’re sufficiently hydrated then they leave you a letter with all necessary details.
That regrowth mod looks so genuinely good, I feel like it’s more true to what the world would look like after 200 years regardless of the nuclear devastation, Bethesda has such a bad habit of making their games landscapes so bland and grey
I have started playing Fallout 4 again I have spent hours making picture perfect settlements. I mean finding Shawn can wait I have pink doilies to knit and settlers to hydrate.
My friend wasn't staying hydrated, so I locked him up in my basement together with my neighbor that wasn't hydrating too. I live in such weird neighborhood smh...
Hey Modest Pelican, to spread the good word of your channel i built a hydroelectric dam thats ensures everyone in a 50 mile radius stays hydrated. I also drank a bottle of water.
I flooded the local orphanage just to let them kids stay hydrated mate , that too just to spread the good word of your channel. Edit : not my first time getting this many likes but I just want to irritate y'all 😈😈
The past few days I have been hydrating my garden and myself by spraying the hose everywhere then stand in a puddle and wait for the sprinkler to hydrate me more, what more can I do my lord?
Man I gotta be honest. Couldn't really stop laughing for the duration of the video. Played the game like 10 times but you always seem to bring a fresh perspective to things. You are literally a comedy genius :)) thank you for the wonderful video
I remember how it took over 5 hours straight to beat the deathclaw with the power armor, and we only eventually managed to beat it when it glitched and couldn’t move anymore.
If none of those work, your best bet is to do a factory reset. Here’s a good tutorial if you don’t know how: www.laptopmag.com/articles/reset-windows-10-
@@WUZ.r he wasn't saying that it makes him weird, he meant it FEELS weird. if you're playing a game that depicts your current state as a post-apocalyptic shithole then ofc it'll feel weird, haha.
Preston: "We're going to start a settlement here - you should join us" Me: "Bitch this is my neighbourhood. The question is - do I want YOU to join me?"
@@TheSigmaSmith the nazis were the government/leading political party of Germany, so technically not all germans were nazis, just like not all americans are trump supporters for example.
Hey Peli, I just wanna say that I love your content and I have been staying super hydrated while watching your videos. Stay hydrated You are incredible
I was at a waterpark with my friend and we were watching the dolphins and I thought “mate you could be one of those magestic creatures too, always staying hydrated in that water” and so I shoved him into the water and kept him below it for like an hour and just left him there. He’s been in the water for quite a long time now so I can’t imagine how hydrated he must be 😁
I find it funny how he literally never shows his characters face through out the whole video maybe it’s because it would be wrong to stare at a woman without consent
I Told my boss to hydrate, he said no so i strapped him to a chair and tortured him for years and forcing him to hydrate. HOPE IT HELPS MY PELICAN LORD
While doing a deep dive into blues music, I recently discovered that Stevie Ray Vaughans' very wholesome song "Life By the Drop" was 100% inspired by Modest Pelicans' hydration movement making him the unofficial granddaddy of Australian Blues. Wow. #themoreyouknow Good stuff.
4:14 see he's making a joke about the fact that domestic violence never being okay even tho he's saying it's okay for women to do it. Just explaining to feminists who took him seriously.
Modest Pelican really is the most terrifying kind of post-apocalyptic survivor... "Oh look here comes someone, maybe they can help us" "Oh wow that nice looking lady just straight up killed those guys. She must be here to help me..." "Wow that woman just killed everyone at that diner, even the kids"
*insert joke about being hydrated and how I have drowned a friend to also keep him hydrated*
*insert laugh and more hydration jokes*
Yes that sounds correct
*insert wheezing laugh and agreement*
Thank you Kanye, very cool
*INSERT JOKE ABOUT A GUY THAT DIED IN RL CRAFT BECAUSE HE DINT STAY HYDRATED*
lmao "i thought i heard a school" "turns out it was just a gunfight"
That’s an American school for you
Let me guess. America
Americans: what’s the difference
Didn't expect to see a ganyu pfp here 🤭
'MURICA GODDAMNIT
I like that Pelican throws offensive jokes all the time, but still has 99% like/dislike ratio.
I watched pelican before you
@@Julian-iz7kb K no-one actually cares
@@Julian-iz7kb WATCH OUT we have a bad ass over here
@@spikedkitten1109 k aslo no one cares about you or your comment.hahaa.
its funny how he makes fun of woke and non-woke people in perfect balance. Peli is thanos confirmed.
“...I best go rescue the tater-tot...” is possibly the cutest thing Jeff has said.
As a tater tot I can’t agree more
Jeoff*
Geoff*
CaptSlash lol bouta say the say
E GIRL
*"All of a sudden I hear crying, and Jesus apparently I'm also a mother"*
I named my village in Africa Modest Pelican Gaming, and we got rain for weeks
I would like this but it’s currently at 69 likes, that’s all that’s holding me back
@@epickrazydoom7773 ima steal this one day
@@epickrazydoom7773 dude same but nownitd at 97
Dang who ruined it? Oh well now we got to get this to 420 likes
@@hexsnootboop Are you sure about that?
Everyone: omg we should take cover we're gonna die
Peli: there's nothing in god's green earth that could outrun me
N9 excuse to miss CoC attacks
Did you know that "peli", if you translated it to indonesia, it's means "Penis"
@@afuu794 hmmm yes my favorite word penis
Franklin, my ni-
Ay can a loc come up in your crib?
I just started a cult called “Papa peli’s water workers” to spread the good word of your channel
Where do i sign to join and transfer all of my property and cash to papi peli.
Same
Just looked it up and you haven't for real? Truly disappointed. Please make one and subscribe to me immediately 👍
@Yigithan Ali Bal it’s an off the grid group of hydration elitist, of course you can’t find it.
@Some_Jihadi _Warrior we send out a hydration agent in the night they then test your hydration levels while you sleep, if you’re sufficiently hydrated then they leave you a letter with all necessary details.
"How old is too old to terminate a pregnancy, lets find out..." - that cracked me up
Biologically 240, but do to cryostasis its technically 800
@@williambutler2562 what?
5:59 90% of Fallout 4 players when they remember there's a storyline after doing side quest for 50 hours.
This might be my favourite video of yours so far 🤣❤️
Hey Sparrows Love Ur AirShows
Lol saw your comment then went on insta and saw it on your story 😂 congrats on being verified 🎉🎉
Ikr. He’s actually hilarious 😂😂
Love the air shows keep it up
Yupa
I've been staying hydrated by drinking water while drinking water.
stonks
Good call
Me to
It’s the only way
Massive stonks
Last night while browsing youtube I saw your story saying "stay hydrated" and I got up and got water, thank you
I was playing Minecraft while watching RUclips and did the same lol
@SniperHex no problem
@@itzbustin7350 how do you play something while watching RUclips? You'll lose immersion smh I'm disappointed in you son. You're not winning.
@@fartmaster1123 no he won, he got up and stayed hydrated,I'm drinking water as I write this comment
You have been enlightened.
“Im not sure if I’m heading in the right direction, but does anyone?” Now papa peli this is deeeep
"Because domestic abuse is funny when the gender roles are reversed."
This hits a bit too true lol
Johnny Depp enters the chat...
@@garystinten9339 i dont like that i laughed
@@garystinten9339 His bitch lied lol
Well it is
Stop whining. Domestic abuse is overwhelmingly perpetrated by men. Deal with the facts.
My brother wasn't hydrated so I tied him up and doused him with water. He is now asleep with a belly full of water
He might be dead...
AR_GUSP no shit
RedSc0rcher 😂😂
Lmao
The cause of the nuclear fallout must’ve been dehydration
exactly
Modest Pelican Gaming i am bean
Pelican needs to pin this comment
Obviously
Jayowenj6 5th
"We could accidentally leave the baby behind... but no my husband is trying to win Father of the Year" HILARIOUS
That regrowth mod looks so genuinely good, I feel like it’s more true to what the world would look like after 200 years regardless of the nuclear devastation, Bethesda has such a bad habit of making their games landscapes so bland and grey
i agree, but i guess at this time it was a performance matter
Boys simp for pokimane
*Men simp for modest pelican*
Still a simp, and cringy one use bold thinking he is funny
@@eavyeavy2864 stfu
Looks like we found the boy.
@@eavyeavy2864 see how you have no likes or friends while everyone else is having fun being hydrated
I've waited for this for so long I'm gonna get a bottle of water to stay sufficiently hydrated
:D
I am getting dejavu
Good idea
I got the notification while staying hydrated, nothing is better than staying hydrated + new video from Modest Pelican!
you legend mate :)
@@ModestPelican yoo
@@ModestPelican hi can you tell mully I said hiii
@@ModestPelican may I ask why you censor actual cuss words and not when you use God's name as a cuss word?
Some guy: Nothing can make me laugh
Modest Pelican: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career
Who has a career based on not laughing?
@@David-ud9jureaction guys reacting to "you laugh you lose"
Modest pelican: *talking about hydration in every game*
Me: *waiting for him to play spongebob rehydrated*
Quality headphones:✅
High volume:✅
Modest pelicans shitty mic:✅
Ears bleeding:✅
It's a joke the mic isn't THAT bad.
:/
I have started playing Fallout 4 again I have spent hours making picture perfect settlements. I mean finding Shawn can wait I have pink doilies to knit and settlers to hydrate.
lmao
lmao
When he threw up on his cats, a least he made them hydrated
I want more fallout content from papa Peli. The wasteland won't stay hydrated by its self you know.
The little Malaka hahaha nice job misthios
I’ve been trying to stay hydrated by drinking all the water in my towns swimming pools
It was you
So that's why the local swimming pool is dry
*did you know that little peeps pee in pools?*
My friend wasn't staying hydrated, so I locked him up in my basement together with my neighbor that wasn't hydrating too.
I live in such weird neighborhood smh...
Lord Piškot ohh kinky xD
I forgot to say, that my basement is flooded. :)
Lord Piškot edit the comment
Clicked for the thumbnail...left feeling hydrated
4:55 the modest pelican is religious for water because the water died for your hydration
"little Malaka"
I'm dead bro
Hey Modest Pelican, to spread the good word of your channel i built a hydroelectric dam thats ensures everyone in a 50 mile radius stays hydrated. I also drank a bottle of water.
Damn proud of you
thanks mate this helps me out a lot
Modest Pelican Gaming you froze yourself to become to hydrated
What are we using the power for?
@@ren4issance-754 to power r/memes
2:35 you can practically hear him searching Google for how a nuclear bomb works
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👕
👖
I flooded the local orphanage just to let them kids stay hydrated mate , that too just to spread the good word of your channel.
Edit : not my first time getting this many likes but I just want to irritate y'all 😈😈
@Modest Pelican Gaming reply and heart you malaka😠
@@Bhavishya_Mishra you big mad😠
Not original
@@poppyunicorn4893 bro what literally made this right here
@@jack-vx3rd indeed
The past few days I have been hydrating my garden and myself by spraying the hose everywhere then stand in a puddle and wait for the sprinkler to hydrate me more, what more can I do my lord?
I’ve been breaking and entering into people’s homes at night all throughout California as it helps spread the good word of your channel
i kidnap kids from playgrounds and force them to drink water and watch modest peli in my shed
Modest Pelican: *uploads*
Me: *gets water*
Why did you only get water when he uploaded¿¿¿
Bap to stay hydrated!!!
@@futurecoldclocks8405 he should always be hydrated
@@futurecoldclocks8405 and your noy getting it im saying that he should always have water not only when he uploads
The guy really Pavlov'd us
My friend was so dehydrated that I sprayed him with a fire hose and now he's in the hospital on an iv drip being sufficiently hydrated.💧
It's called a flamethrower
Danijel Prosenik no it’s a water jet strapped on the top of a fire truck
Your trying so hard to be funny it’s just so unfunny
@@stukature no he's talking about a fire hose not a flamethrower lol
Josh Spencer
(black ops zombies round change theme earrape)
"Domestic abuse is funny when you reverse the genders" lol
8:25
NOooooo you cant just do that!
*haha blue car go YEET*
Finally, a fallout video that's over-detailed sarcastically in a well thought out manner
"I need a bigger gun"
-Most of America
[this is a automated response] you have been randomly selected to Have a good day:)
@@Richgrappling no I don't think I will
Joshua Mathew this is not Optional, have, a, good, day. Ñœw
@@Richgrappling I don't believe u asked for his consent first
Soviet Bear ITS NOT CONSENSUAL YOU ARE GOING TO HABE A GOOD DAY
Don't forget to stay hydrated, you legends!
wise words mate.
Zeekvo 10th just made it into top 10
Zeekvo thanks Auntie
Top ten anime quotes
No I love Africa
I like how he says he thinks he hears a school in the background, but it just turns out to be a random gunfight
Man I gotta be honest. Couldn't really stop laughing for the duration of the video. Played the game like 10 times but you always seem to bring a fresh perspective to things.
You are literally a comedy genius :))
thank you for the wonderful video
I remember how it took over 5 hours straight to beat the deathclaw with the power armor, and we only eventually managed to beat it when it glitched and couldn’t move anymore.
Modest pelican is the only RUclipsr that can get away with telling an offense jokes👍
I decided to hydrate my brother because he was being an asshole. He fell asleep and still hasn’t woken up.
Put him in rice
Try turning him off and on
If none of those work, your best bet is to do a factory reset. Here’s a good tutorial if you don’t know how: www.laptopmag.com/articles/reset-windows-10-
enolan_99 You should think about that sentence for a second
@@MrLogan2600 lmaooo
It’s weird that this game takes place in my home state
Same, I'm from methuen hbu
@@anthonysmerdon44 METHuen. I'm sorry
Just because you live in the area a video game takes place in doesn’t make you weird.
@@WUZ.r he wasn't saying that it makes him weird, he meant it FEELS weird. if you're playing a game that depicts your current state as a post-apocalyptic shithole then ofc it'll feel weird, haha.
Living the life in old vegas
Preston: "We're going to start a settlement here - you should join us"
Me: "Bitch this is my neighbourhood. The question is - do I want YOU to join me?"
Title: fallout 2020
2020: basically already having a fallout the only thing that we’re missing is a nuke to hit our country
SHUT UP
C Crozier nah
So fucking true, we are Rome before the Fall...
I imagine that it must be quite hard to hydrate in this so nah fam, not for me
all the water is radioactive :(
@@ModestPelican and all them African children are complaining
Who's idea was it to make a world where you cant hydrate, this is the real downfall of Bethesda smh
This says it was made 27 seconds ago so hi
g'day mate!
Modest Pelican Gaming hi I didn’t think you would respond you’re one of my favorite RUclipsrs
Modest Pelican Gaming you just made my whole day by responding
@@ModestPelican yO
It’s like the movie Frozen, only my husband is murdered and my infant child is taken by a strange man
I have completed my mission: everyone I know's ears are bleeding and they now worship you as a god and have all drowned themselfs for hydration
I started a new cyber war, censoring anything on the media that doesn't speak modestly of Pelicans to spread the good word of your channel.
Future prediction: "Pelican murders all the vendors and then complains about not being able to find ammo that he wants."
Fun fact: Germany lost WW1 and WW2 because they weren’t staying hydrated enough.
The Nazis lost WW1 bruh wtf do you mean
Lol wtf there where no Nazis in ww1
Anonymous Anonymous The Germans are the Nazis
@@anonymousanonymous3786 how did your incorrect comment get likes ? Lol people are dumb.
@@TheSigmaSmith the nazis were the government/leading political party of Germany, so technically not all germans were nazis, just like not all americans are trump supporters for example.
"At least I'm finally free and ready to fight to covenan- I mean avenge my family"
"This me Modest pelican! "
300 people arrive at his home with hearing damage demanding money.
Hey Peli, I just wanna say that I love your content and I have been staying super hydrated while watching your videos. Stay hydrated
You are incredible
I was at a waterpark with my friend and we were watching the dolphins and I thought “mate you could be one of those magestic creatures too, always staying hydrated in that water” and so I shoved him into the water and kept him below it for like an hour and just left him there. He’s been in the water for quite a long time now so I can’t imagine how hydrated he must be 😁
Mrs Whitfield may have escaped the radiation burns, shame about the Geoff burns though
"stay hydrated"
if your drowning just drink the water
I was not expecting that school joke. That was hilarious and caught me off guard.
I like the number on the back
thanks mate
Daniel 8th
I wanted to drink something alcoholic, but alcohol dehydrates the human body, so I drank both water AND alcohol at the same time!
Don’t drink, just smoke crack:)
I find it funny how he literally never shows his characters face through out the whole video maybe it’s because it would be wrong to stare at a woman without consent
your channel is the best because you have genuine humor that doesn't require you insulting people heavily
My best friend Wasnt hydrated. So i drowned him in the water and he’s still in there after a day. He’s very hydrated!
Lol
This joke is older then my dad
Hell yeah,1 million by the end of the year,best channel on youtube
btw what did u choose for your special stats
thanks mate you're such a legend!
Ah yea i should've shown that. I did pretty much an all rounder build
I hydrated my friend in his sleep but he’s making weird noises I guess I should keep hydrating him
Almost dying from drowning
*Drinks water to regain health*
HYDRATED
Become a dictator and conquer the world and name every city Modest Pelican as this would spread the good word os your channel
I Told my boss to hydrate, he said no so i strapped him to a chair and tortured him for years and forcing him to hydrate. HOPE IT HELPS MY PELICAN LORD
You should be in a water commercial
We all know why you came....
To get hydrated ofcourse
6:59 that joke is too soon too soon
Perfect.
Drinking radioactive water is just a small sacrifice for hydration.
I'm going to play Fallout 4 right now and get all the achievements, wish me luck!
Well good luck brotha
Luck
Extra good luck on the benevolent leader achievement. That one’s a bitch
Good luck man
Imagine getting a reply from modest pelican this would made my day
Yep that would be awsone
i’ve had it b4 and totally freaked out he’s such a legend
so your day wasn’t made
Lets make his day
Congratulations on 800k you have really deserved it, stay hydrated 🥳
While doing a deep dive into blues music, I recently discovered that Stevie Ray Vaughans' very wholesome song "Life By the Drop" was 100% inspired by Modest Pelicans' hydration movement making him the unofficial granddaddy of Australian Blues. Wow. #themoreyouknow Good stuff.
Is it weird that im reading every comment in his voice?
This is literally just the intro to Fallout 4 with a cosmetic mod...
Yes and?
4:14 see he's making a joke about the fact that domestic violence never being okay even tho he's saying it's okay for women to do it. Just explaining to feminists who took him seriously.
“Just kidding, it stays on just like my Swede sandals stay on when I hire n escort to hold me while I cry” 😂😂
I lost it at the npc thickness and admission of mods use lmfao
“Off in the distance I hear what I think is a school” 😂
Codsworth has a circular saw and a flamethrower to keep the children in the basement quiet.
how does pelican make everything enthusiasticeven when there is a nuc thats going to kill everyone he is a absolute legend!
I’ve been here since the early battlefield 1 videos and no matter what it is I never manage to understand what is happening. But I love it
Yell "Hail Modest Pelican at your neighbors till they burn down your house as it really spreads the good word of my channel"
By the the power vested in me
*I PRONOUNCE YOU SUFFICIENTLY HYDRATED*
Modest Pelican really is the most terrifying kind of post-apocalyptic survivor... "Oh look here comes someone, maybe they can help us" "Oh wow that nice looking lady just straight up killed those guys. She must be here to help me..." "Wow that woman just killed everyone at that diner, even the kids"
"little Malaka" Incase if you didn't know it means man who nuts 😂
I lost it at the how old is too old joke in the intro