The simplest program you could write

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/ discord
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Intro: 00:00
AGI: 00:17
Intelligence: 02:01
Time travel: 02:44
What is this video really about: 03:14
Outro: 05:32

[@sodakcmusic]

Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to MAKiT Inc. A magical place for computer scientists and idiots alike, where math and science come to life." MAKiT Inc. is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.
Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the interns here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to do MAKiT's work for twenty years and never got paid I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these interns hold a special place in the cogs of the MAKiT machine- don't treat them with respect though, they don't deserve it. They're disgusting.
So, just be aware, the interns do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... Something about their joints locking up if they get sleep for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Fight of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live with that many broken bones, you know?

[@sodakcmusic]

Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these interns, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a soulless creature without its mask on. Now since that's against the rules here at MAKiT Inc., they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a MAKiT suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with rats, sticky notes, and dried-up tears, especially in the masks. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.

[@ItsmeSzaAr]

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