So I Tried Dragons Dogma 2
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Written by: Andrew Burton
Storyboard by: Andrew Burton
Animated by: Andrew Burton
Audio by: Sam Burton
Music: Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
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RUclips sucks so bad lately that it took me a moment to realise that the framerate was a joke
Yup, I rewound it and everything
Same
😂 Brilliant! 😂
If you are using adblocker you might want to check if you get same performance without it. Google supposedly lowers performance once it detects adblocker, but it can't detect all of them.
Oh. I thought they run out of budget.
-pawn says there is a treasure nearby
-tell him to show the way
-goes to a quest on the other end of the map
Stop. Look at the pawn. Then push GO when he's done asking.
Fps check 4 real
maybe Dragon's Dogma 3 will incorporate more AI into Pawns which might make them better.
@@hiddenmaster6062 Or stop tracking a quest in your questlog, then tell the pawn to go.
I just had this happen last night. I had them lead me to a chest and it was on the other side of a river so we had to go the scenic route to get to it.
Found out about a shortcut I missed in the process
I'll never stop laughing at the wolves running off with someone.
Except when it happens to me.
Man my Arisen weighs 110 kg (over 240 lbs) and I'm always impressed whenever a wolf manages to scurry off with me by the scruff of my neck.
My experience at the first playing
Don't make your pawn mage or u will get never ending pain when the wolf drag you to their packs
Or when the only pawn that comes to your aid is the mage whom just stands there healing you prolonging your death
@@petercumblin sounds like somebody's pawn don't like them and wants them suffer 😂
This had me laughing out loud so hard, the framerate joke and chaos of battle why they are all saying stuff is hilarious
YES!!! SAME!! ROFL!
That video lag just sent me. Like I was fully convinced AYE was having a video problem on this end until it clicked this was actually the video. 🤣 way too good!
The puee chaos of the fight it sent me over the top hahahaha beautiful
Look master, a ladder.
This can carry us to even greater height!
It only being said once was the most inaccurate part of the animat... slideshow?
Yes, indeed !
This line absolutely killed me XD
What a thrill
you missed the most important feature. some random pawn stopping you every 5 seconds asking to join
Maybe next video.
And stopping you again as soon as you choose Cancel.
So true.. 😂
Also, when your main pawn is dead and you actually NEED a companion to survive in the wild, they 're like " Naah... " XD goddammit...
@fumomofumosarum5893 carry them over your shoulder and use them as some kind of pokemon
The random gryphon attack while midfight with another baddie is SPOT ON. Those things want ALL the smoke.
This was the comment I logged in to make!😂
Nearly every fight I’ve had with these opportunistic 💩, they swooped in on a previous engagement. I’ve never liked a drake more than the 1 who multitasked to kick our 🍑, the caravan we were with, AND hers!
Drake: “I got anough smoke for e’erbody, chicken-head!”
Then they're like "K this fight isn't going my way but you guys can't fly so peace out!" Damn feathery cowards 😆
Fighting a big enemy and then a gryphon crash-landing into the fight is awesome.
Griffin
@@Ronam0451Peter Griffith*
@@torchlight3173 I stayed on one and just kept drinking curatives until I managed to make it land, it threw me off anyway and my pawn caught me, then she blushed and I was like "okay wait a second... am I an isekai protagonist?"
@@torchlight317315 mins is insane but definitely on point when they just fly off after you almost kill them
@@torchlight3173 depending on where you were in the story the dragon fleeing might have been scripted events and the griffins yea early game against the could be annoying I played thief so my strategy was to climb on there face and use draw and quarter specifically attacking the beak would stunt or know them out repeatedly if time correctly made it super easy to kill them once I found that out
The constant chattering of the pawns even during combat. Perfection.
the shop NPC's made me actually mute their voice, along with the pawns. i just want to shop, fast. and not having to press a button repeatedly because they won't shut up!
@NorwegianVikingSon is this the first time you play any kind of rpg?
@@vizor4067 nope. I despise the constant babbel and having to press the buttons repeatedly just to get in to the store. Just one button press to talk to store, then one button press to select buy, sell and so on. Not press button to entet store, theb npc tells you about irrelevant shit, press the button to skip, he keeps talking, then press again and he starts talking again, double press to skip second dialogue then he starts a third dialogue and you have to double press skip again. Oh and skip means stop talking, not carry on babbling while i desperately try and get to sell so he will shut up. Having dalogue in steps needs to be a selectable setting. Oh and the repetative "want to look at my wares?" As you run through a town, that's just there to make you spend gold. Without pawn, npc and music this game is ok. Repeatedly having to mash a button to skip irrelevant dialogue, when visiting the store, isn't fun. That's annoying. Interactivity my ass.
At first it kinda annoyed me, but it grew on me pretty fast and now I love it
The wolf absolutely killed me.
No, like really, it dragged me off a cliff.
Once ogre took me and instead throwing me into the water, he made a suicide jump with me in his hand to embrace The Brine.
They hunt in packs!
in real life?
I was waiting for the mage to constantly heal while you’re being the wolfs chew toy instead of hitting the wolf to stop it.
I was waiting for the small fist pump the pawn does when you don't high five them. Slightly disappointed that it didn't happen.
I died laughing at the performance issue part with all the chattering and pure chaos lmao
This was painfully accurate.....yet I still love the game
"PRAY TELL THERE IS A LADDER BETTER PUT IT TO GOOD USE"
Like it's a ultimate weapon or somethin
"Good find!"
@@doctorjonson6181excellent find!
Yes the Pawns are hilariously stupid and talk nonstop, but when it comes to fighting they really put in the work. 👍
They do? Mine often run circles around me and spam shield lift, when im a SORCERER
@@kyero8724 That's why I don't have any pawns with abilities that would disrupt mine or their fighting.
For example, my pawn's a thief and he had that rope pull ability and more often than not he would pull away the enemy right before my attack would have hit while I was swing down with the greatsword or pull the enemy away from my lightning strike spell. I yeeted that ability the moment I got back to tavern.
@@kyero8724 Hitting the *Go!* command when engaging in battles is enough to set your pawns forward like a pack of angry hounds, not everything happens automatically. As for the spring board thing, that's again your fault. You have to choose pawns with abilities that best compliment you. For example, My Arisen runs the Wayfarer vocation Strider style (Thief/Archer) so I need a tank pawn that can draw aggro and a mage one for healing and support. My own pawn is a sorcerer hilariously enough, gave him Augar flare with Maelstrom, tears through bosses like butter.
Yeah they are really good meat shields
@@Professor-TripleExtraLarge I spammed the go button a lot.
This gave me all the closure I didn’t know I was seeking because this was 100% accurate from my experience. I’ll forever love this 😂🙌.
The definitive 'omg the dragon stole my heart again in another world' experience is fighting two armoured ogres at night just for a Griffin to drop by while a Dullahan spawns behind you and if you're not dead by the end of this 10 frame mosh pit then a random jumping green goblin will get you down flat in no time.
It took me a second but that performance issue is on point LOL
Nah, its a Town thing. woulda been funnier if the went to town and the FPS gradually dropped till everyone moved like jpegs.
i have like 40-45h hours in it and it never happend on ps5
Fps check 4 real
It's really not though although I was on PC so I didn't have much performance issues outside of the city
@braydengeis7666 From what I hear PC actually has it worse than console. I have it on PS5 and there's only been a few times where the frames *slightly* dropped in the city, and only for a few moments. Granted it probably runs at a lower FPS overall because console, but still
Griffon joining the fight is spot on, I always laugh when that happens because what follows is utter chaos and sense of pride and accomplishment when I overcome the challenge!
Be me,
Take an oxcart ride,
Get interrupted by an armoured cyclops,
Use shield drum to lure the cyclops away from the incredibly fragile oxcart,
Watch as a grim ogre snatches the driver away while you're fighting the cyclops,
Chase the ogre,
Get mauled by wolves before reaching the ogre,
Get bashed by hobgoblins,
Reach the ogre and free the driver,
Get stun-locked by the hobs/wolves you ignored after escaping from them in order to reach the ogre quickly,
Kill the trash mobs,
Fight the ogre for a bit,
Cyclops catches up,
Wonder where the oxcart guards are,
Look back at the oxcart,
See the distinctive wings of a griffin peeking out from over the ledge above you where the oxcart is,
Run towards griffin,
See all the guards fighting the griffin,
Die internally while simultaneously enjoying the chaos,
Kill the cyclops,
Kill the ogre seconds later,
Turn around and find out the griffin left in the short time you turned your back on it
It was hectic, but I want more!
Just not when I'm riding an oxcart...
@@greed_xiii Holy spit. LoL
Those griffins have the mentality of cats, i swear. They are complete assholes sometimes... combined assholness of cats and jerkiness of birds i guess, the worst.
this happened to me when i was fighting a dragon, i made the dragon burn it alive XD
Except there's hardly any challenge
I'm not sure if I was the only one who experienced this. But that child in Vernworth who wants potions from you haunted me throughout the city. She asked me for the potions, I declined as I didn't have enough on me. She followed me everywhere, locking me every 10 seconds into her dialog and asking for potions. Wherever I went in the city, she knew how to find me. I had to flee the city and gather the potions in order to be able to walk the streets of Vernworth unhindered again. To this day her creepy smile and words still haunt me
Absolutely LOVE the use of the Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles music!! Brought back some awesome memories, thank you for this wonderful and hilarious video!!
I wish that game was better but such an amazing OST
The immediate double whammy of the delivery of "Look Master, A ladder!" Before the cyclops attacks, and then the framerate joke made me rewatch the second half just so I could actually see it because I was too busy laughing the first time.
My first reaction was my iPad is lagging again because of too many tabs.
The pawn stabbing the cyclops in the butt crack made my eyes water with laughter xD
Pawn: Well done Master! Up Top!
Arisen: *gets dragged away*
Pawn: ... *Affinity Lost*
Putting the dog in Dogma.
Strong disliked that
IS THAT HOW YOU RAISE PAWN AFFINITY?!?! OMG!
@@chrisberm Highfive when offered, you can also Talk to them every now and again, or to speed it TF up, take your pawn to the Barber and alter their appearance, doesn't matter what or by how much, every time you alter their appearance, save and quit, load back up, do another change, save and quit, do this till you've done it Atleast 4 times so this'll cost 40k in total, it gives 40 affinity every time, and this should raise the affinity high enough for the blush, or at the very least put you in the ballpark.
Keep in mind, every time your pawn Dies, it drops by 25.
Also i've come across a glitch it seems where my pawn stops blushing, if you come across this aswell, the only way to be absolutely certain is to download the Affinity mod from Nexus to keep track of it.
@@chrisberm obviously 🤓
I almost commented about how you "missed the part where a wolf drags you off" but then I seen it happen at the end of animation so yeah, pretty accurate representation of Dragons Dogma 2.
Love how accurate this is. Pawns showing me the wrong and long way for a quest and warrior trying to throw me into the air while I was casting as a sorcerer or aiming my bow, not at a useful time like when I wanted to reach something I couldn't.
I love how excited they get about ladders
You forgot the part where the cyclops picks you up, waiting for 1 minute. Trying to figure out if he wants to eat or throw you. Just to throw you into the mudd with a "meh" face.
Those are the ogres.
They grab females. Lick their face for a good minute. Then drop them with "meh" face.
If they grab a male, they wipe the floor with them. Unless they are Grim Ogres.
The perfect introduction to a city is finding, a griffin an ogre a Minotaur and a cyclops on the same area and then going into the capital just to find a dragon with some goblins around
For me it’s the straightforward male pawn’s voice cracks. Never gets old 😂
I haven't played DD2, but this almost all applies to DD1 as well. "Wolves prefer to hunt in packs, Arisen!"
God wolves are so brutal if they snag you while stunned xD just a whole pack munching at you o,o
Also will never forget: right after a big fight with bandits, the pawn in the middle of the bodies: "What a large tree!"
Tis weak to Fire!
THEIR KIND IS WEAK TO ICE AND FIRE BOTH
WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS!
Oh god, the Arisen running out of Stamina every few seconds is too real 😂
Stamina management is so hard huh guys?
@@shawncc89 unnecessary for stamina to drain outside of combat. It should be exactly as it is in cities, unlimited until you are fighting. They made the game world 4x bigger but made it more painful to move around in it. The game KNOWs when you are in combat as the save function goes away. So they could easily implement it. But yes, stamina management is HARD if you don't have all day to play this game running from A to B and stopping to let your bar fill up every 10 seconds.
@@adamp6320 ox carts, ferrystones. Yes everyone should just have Infinite stamina bc wahhhh wahhhh. Great idea.
@@shawncc89 neither ox carts nor ferrystones are there for exploring the world, they're fast travel. You don't need stamina for fast travel but you do need it to explore the world in a sprint instead of a slow jog. My god you weird defenders of the game and your personal attacks. Stamina shouldn't drain outside of combat, like it doesn't in cities.
@@shawncc89Basic troll. 2/10
You never disappoint. Accuracy/hilarity 100%
I felt every single scenario in this one and I loved it.
I can't remember the last time a video made laugh out so loud. I haven't even played the game but the framedrops combined with the chaos that ensued completely killed me. Great work, I love the content!
I laughed out so loud too 😂😂😂😂 absolute great
The game is great, for real.
I honestly haven't experienced any framerate drops at all but I'm playing on ps5 so I can already imagine if you're playing on a not so good PC
There aren't framedrops like this for PS5 players
the stab in the ass did it for me....😅
Look master, a ladder !
And the gryffin casually joining is spot on. Especially in batthal. Can't take a poop there without earing *flap Flap FLAP*
As always, capturing the very essence in an amazing and hilarious way! :)) Excellent episode. AGAIN!
I love the music
Can't wait for a clip in the city, when you're casually doing quests and your pawns see and mention the same ladder EVERY. TIME. YOU CROSS IT! XD
I felt that FPS drop IRL
Thanks to 7800X3D CPU, no drops except for Vernworth
@@AggrofoolStill not good enough for AAA
@@Aggrofool that's funny cos people with the same cpu say the game runs like garbage everywhere
This is pure gold. Closing the video with that wofl made my day, ROFL
the griffon coming in for a pro level third party was too relatable lol
FPS is on point! 😂
clean your ps5
That's actually the only inaccurate thing about this. xD
@@MakiMaki.Ye outside of the city it's great
@@arturartur3496 I have a brand new slim, the fps is dogshit. fix your eyes. it chugs 20
Is that a pc issue?
1:13 freeze frame 😂
Really stabbed him in the poop chute 😂
The slideshow framerate to depict all the chaotic events of battling a large foe was suuuuch a good choice. And then when the griffin swoops in just to mess with the player when they are at their most vulnerable was just sooo **chef's kiss**. This game has an unparalleled ability to take a random stroll through the woods and turn it into a murderfest within mere moments.
Didnt think it was 100% accurate until the griffon came outta nowhere to party 🤣
“You really should use a coaster, master.”
Ridiculously spot on. We bow our heads! Great job.
I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! Couldn’t be more accurate!
bruh the dying pawns... fucking sent my eyes rolling back immediately, so damn dumb lol they need to stop following me the wrong way lmao
The slideshow fight killed me.
Literally AND figuratively!
its so perfect. i cant wait for the next one of the rogue spamming biting/cutting wind and just flying into the void (with M83 Midnight City blasting)
Spot on! I can watch this over and over, it's that funny. Well done 👏
The Gryphon jumping in was too real!
Oh wow, Blaidd made a cameo.
This is 100% correct and your best video yet. Subscribed.
I missed about half of that becuase I was laughing so hard.
One of my first fights was like that. We started off fighting simple wolves. That agroed some goblins. Then this wandering Griffen swooped in to finish us off.
The "Oh look a treasure chest" is most annoying with the ladder thing a close second.
With all that being said it's still an amazing game. I'm lovung it.
This a more honest review of the game than any youtuber/streamer has made or been paid to promote it. This is why I subscribe.
That Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Music ❤️
IMO games like this and Vermintide and Darktide and Stranger of Paradise make me feel that they should try again at making another Crystal Chronicles game more like the DS spinoffs
It's so nostalgic
It was the first thing in a while that hit me with nostalgic memories
Seems like your worst enemy in this game is your own party...
My party actually killed the last boss, i just gave them shield all the time so that we did not die 😂
TBH your party in this game is actually way more competent than AI allies in like any other game basically. They are just funny sometimes :D.
@@Ralathar44 I think part of that just comes from it being easy to outlevel the content without really trying. By the time I made it to Battahl (last night) my party could roflstomp everything in Vermund short of actual dragons. And even dragons were an insufficient DPS problem, not an I'm-at-risk-of-death problem.
@@arcanum3000 I'd say its a problem but people are frighteningly bad at the game and if it was actually decently difficult I think they would whine and complain about it. That being said i'd personally be happy to see higher difficulties, especially in NG +.
... pawn dragon plaque .... So, yes.
That was freakin hilarious! The chaos of the fight was spot on!
haha you always manage to capture the scent of the games and make it soo funny xD
Video is spot on 😂
I'm just glad I don't hear goblins being yelled at me every 2 minutes like in the first game.
The number of times I've been launchboarded to my death trying to get a chest on a cliff...
Absolutely beautiful. Hope those frame drops on PS5 and lower spec PCs get optimized soon.
The fucking dog pisses me off so much every time 😂
THAT DOG PART HIT SO HARD.
I killed my first ogre after a long battle, wolf runs up drags me away, kills me. I had no wake stones. I just walked away.
1:11 "Strike true, lest you shame us all."
Be careful.
Cyclops always have AN eye out for the Arisen.
Vernworth is a nightmare of "Look master, a ladder"s...
the fuckin griffin coming in and just wrecking shit lol
Frame drop was so real
pc masterslave?
@@arturartur3496 Judging by your replies to very specific kinds of comments here, you must be a sonypony then.
@@arturartur3496 it runs poorly on all platforms but at least you can improve it on PC, there's no hope on console
No on ps5 it runs mostly fine with small issues at most
@@gameclips5734 PS5 does not have this issue during combat at all.
Fps gag is hilarious!
I haven't laughed so hard in a while, the accuracy XD
😂🤣Dude this was great!! I loved all your Elden ring stuff when u first came out with it. Was looking forward to your take on DD2 and you didn’t disappoint. You captured the exact essence of this game! Genius!!!!
Look master, FPS
You mean SPF?
Carbot is a genius because you cant watch his videos just once. I'm like a raven and these videos are a bloated bunny rabbit. I'll eat now, but in a few days it'll be just as good if not better. Theres often little hidden bits you gotta pick out and thats fun.
The shot at 1:26 with the cyclops riding the griffin needs to go on a shirt! I'd buy that for sure.
That Griffin swooping in mid combat, I felt that. Only I wasn't fighting a Cyclops when it happened, but rather a Drake. Needless to say I slew them both by the skin of my teeth and the hair on my nuts. Lost a pawn to the brine, had to constant revive my main pawn and another in my party. and used up several wakestones just so that I wouldn't lose the XP and the loot.
Fun first Drake encounter though, definitely one I'll never forget lmao.
Это! Было! Восхитительно!
Просто вся боль фризов в одном видео!
Гениально!!!
I laughed way longer, and harder than I should at this.
Dude the paws yetting themselves off of cliffs.... 😂😂😂 every damn time....
Earlier today I climbed the hill above Medusa's cave and all through my companions keep falling off of the cliff. Pain 😢
The end is why the franchise is lovingly referred to as "Drag Dog"
Getting flashbacks of Garm repainting Bitterblack Isle with my Arisens bloody corpse.
My exact experience without the lag on PS5 😂
I love the warrior stabbing the cyclops right in the butt crack then gets grabbed the next frame lol.
The FF Chystal Chronicles Music is so good lol ❤❤❤
I think the best thing the allies do is a healer healing you as you’re being mauled by a wolf rather than just hitting it off you.
Prolonging your suffering
Infinite food for wolves!
I can absolutely tell you played the game for a hot minute, cause this was SPOT ON! Loved the frame rate joke and sudden surprise Griffin Carbot!
the frame rate uring fight make me feel like my pc is gonna die any second
mid fight and starts screaming "WHEN I WAS IN A DIFFERENT REALM MASTER!!!"
"Have you notice master assembled a team of only women?"
"Yeah, why is that?"
Performance issue was 100% spot on!! 🤣🤣🤣
YES YES YES
MAKE MORE
100% correct in every detail. Slammed the subscribed button. Make more m8.
I never had the problem with pawns running off the edge of cliffs myself more than like 1 or 2 times tops. But I always put them on "wait" before engaging in parkour.
The performance issues are so well done haha
Ахахах, сначала не понял в начале боя с циклопом, потом кааак понял
Немножко не хватает фпс)
@@iriska_kiskan7675
-Пейн, я не чувствую ФПС!!!
- это потому что у тебя их нет!!!
Bro, I want more. This was so good!
Best video for Dragon's Dogma I've seen by far. They should use this as an advert video, it make the game sell like cup cakes.
I hope this doesn't turn people away from the game if they are considering picking it up, because the game is amazing, but Carbot has once again captured the quirks of a game masterfully. *chef's kiss*
Normally more than one thing shown in Carbots animations happens to me, but this time I never experienced any of that. No framedrops, getting thrown by pawns or anything.
(Well, except for the ladder, "AFTER YOU ARISEN!" "Perhaps new discoveries await us ABOVE?")
Wait, never running out of stamina either?
Try Mystic Spearhand for all your stamina needs and also taking little to no damage in a fight. 😂
@@Alexanderrr3r If you don't use it all up each time you'll never run out
@@dracosfire7247 accidentally, in safe locations. Not regular thing, no.
You will...you will....😅
This video made me insta-subscribe.. Amazing and hilarious! xD
I've always enjoyed Carbot but damn this has to be one of the funniest ones yet.