Poor guys should've specified about rules -- the whole bunch of early 20s gamers would VERY easily get into the style of "go go Crazy Shite", if the point was about being more "nice", Id bet it'll be much more positive experience, but they've got what they'd asked for when trying to be nasty to the Human Team
I give credit to those soldiers... It is one thing to steal and blast their enemies... It is another to have the technical knowledge to make a vehicle to drive around, shoot, burn, and run over all other obstacles, enemies, and unwanted allies!
If they truly were allies they would have been on the bus , all that was off the bus were targets. And of they ran the simulation again I'm sure they would have collapsed a few buildings on the final monster .
Special sort of special forces I suppose - I mean those kind of dudes get trained to fight behind enemy lines... so some improvisation abilities are likely required.
@@lyrigageforge3259 READ on their curriculum, IF it can move, they WILL drive it. Stud takes longer than getting several PhD's. They have courses in ANY terrain, from jungle to desert and anything in between.
@@panan7777 Yeah it annoys me how much respect a PhD gets as all PhDs are not equal...and there are far more useful things one can learn that is far more technical and harder to master worthy of much higher respect.
God I wish we had that system lol it would make all of us gamers into peak performance super soldiers. No longer sitting around playing games, we would actively workout to improve ourselves to be able to perform better next round
Kinda expecting one of the last things said by the soldiers would be “You must’ve failed human history, otherwise you would’ve known that what we said, is minor leagues compared to a few thousand years ago.”
They've decided to challenge us in Left4Dead, Darktide and Vermintide... Can you imagine xeno being so stupid? Emperor was right all along - this galaxy is ours, lol!
As long as it does not have the artful graphic look of fortnight. That thing is so bloody cartoon -like that I don't want to touch the thing with a long stick. But this one was funny story.
Xenos: "How on Vxblat do you humans already have names for all of these scenarios?!" Humans: "Dude, we play these games for fun." Xenos: "...You play games where you engage in direct combat with each other... for fun?" Humans: "Yeah, it really lets us blow off steam, yanno?" Xenos: [Internally screaming]
I half-expect that Colonel to send an overview of Call of Duty, Fortnite, and maybe Fallout to that Brion military attache` with a note mentioning how human teenagers often run these types of 'simulations' for entertainment.... That said, it sounds like they found the Omicron Delta system from the original Star Trek episode Shore Leave... can make practically anything real, but can also reverse death.
Ah yes, the strategic transfer of equipment to an alternate location, better known in the military as 'acquiring', or as I like to say 'repurposing for an alternate user'. I'm sure the Terrans will make good use of it.
Well yes, during WWII Winter War, we Finns started with practically nothing and a bit like in Ukraine - the enemy aka Soviet-Russians were kind enough to give us some donations, such we ended up with notably more, if really over used aka about to break stuff after the peace was written. Shrugs. Age old Earth tradition, I suppose.
many takes ruined till he read it enough times repeatedly to lose the urge to laugh heh. 3-4 readings start to end is usually enough. he still smiled/smirked which is why I think prolly 3
If they ran the simulation again I'm sure they would have collapsed a few buildings on the final monster and/or foind a eay to shake it off just to go after it with explosives. If you aren't careful with world generation and have a nuclear power plant on the map you could see them going off in a iradietat event that would put Chernobyl yo shame😂.
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Play video games irl where death is not absolute! My god i half expected those marines to t-bag those xenos lol unless thats what the default dance is supposed to imply hahahaha
So....they invited a group of humans to fight a series of battles they'd been fighting virtually since they were preteens LOL Wow, can't understand why the aliens weren't able to keep up. LOL
Ngl for a moment seeing as the title was wargames I hoped that this will be another adventure of our favorite alien Ytuber Spifflemonk :D Either way this was hilarious nonetheless.
Is this the first episode recorded in the new studio? I think that they moved house over the weekend. It also looks like the normal in-ear headphones got misplaced during the move.
Aliens: "You will team up against this fine alien contingent and fight to death on the battlefield, what do you say?" Humans: "Get rekt AND pwned, n00b" *proceeds to teabag the dead alien to oblivion Aliens: "Ah i see they know of the ancient war-dance, oddly cultured of you" Humans: "The what now?"
Xeno1: the Planet is…gone Xeno2: Humans!!!!!!!! Human: did you retrace your steps? Sometimes I lose my phone and I just go back to where I was and it is just laying on the counter Xeno2 : (curses in alien language) Human: I feel bad, let me invite you to our new amusement park planet. We are having the grand opening tomorrow
Never stop a colonel from doing his exercises. They have just the right right amount of nothing to do and not getting into the field often enough. Im not tell him no.
Been really listening to your videos for the past summer and still, nonstop. This one I am literally intent on listening again right now. Really nice work overall with the story telling, nice as I don't like to read the tiny mouse droppings they call letters on a screen while resting.
SOF I'm assuming some sort of space version of the Corps of Engineers, Sea Bees, and Civil Engineer Squadron rolled into one to support the Space Force?
Well! this will by far the funniest thing Human have ever done the tactic of Strategically Transferring of Equipment to Alternate Location to. And for all the best reasons!
God bless the grunts EDIT: Only to 9:51 but so far this Coalition sounds like it's full of sore losers. Hell the team that was defeated was planning to do victory dances on the Humans, so where do they get off complaining when the Humans did the same? Hell, what do the humans have to apologize for? Being better than their opponents? Yeah, so sorry you suck.
Wow the damn Seabees are going try to stea, I mean Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Location, for it to be authentic they have to be drunk as all hell. Look up the Korean Train Heist during the Korean War.
Definitely written by a military vet...probly deployed...and newr a marine...marines...you can lock them into a padded room with 3 bowling balls and no windows vents or exits. Come back the next day one bowling ball is broken and other one is missing and final one is pregnant. Man i miss my time in the military...so many shenanigans and fuckery ...with alcohol.
So these guys found a massive holodeck, misused it, made a bunch of games to challenge the insane murder monkeys of Earth (a.k.a. us), and got their asses handed to them by a bunch of militarily trained asshole gamers, in a mega VR console.
I love that the aliens coking up with training war games and us humans have been doing that shit digitally for god knows how long by the time of the story
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Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Location = they are stealing a whole planet so people can play vr games
Holodeck games, but I suppose it's in the same spirit.
I would too
Fat Electrician!
Bro quoted the fat electrician 😂
What planet? There was NEVER any planet there.
So glad that S.T.E.A.L. got mentioned. A lot of “good” has come to troop morale thanks to that tactic
This was by-far the funniest way in which humans kicked xeno ass in such a brutal way! 🤣🤣🤣
For the algorithm and the kicked asses!
Poor guys should've specified about rules -- the whole bunch of early 20s gamers would VERY easily get into the style of "go go Crazy Shite", if the point was about being more "nice", Id bet it'll be much more positive experience, but they've got what they'd asked for when trying to be nasty to the Human Team
I give credit to those soldiers... It is one thing to steal and blast their enemies... It is another to have the technical knowledge to make a vehicle to drive around, shoot, burn, and run over all other obstacles, enemies, and unwanted allies!
If they truly were allies they would have been on the bus , all that was off the bus were targets.
And of they ran the simulation again I'm sure they would have collapsed a few buildings on the final monster .
Those soldiers are tier 1 units. They're equivalent to Delta Force.
Special sort of special forces I suppose - I mean those kind of dudes get trained to fight behind enemy lines... so some improvisation abilities are likely required.
@@lyrigageforge3259 READ on their curriculum, IF it can move, they WILL drive it. Stud takes longer than getting several PhD's. They have courses in ANY terrain, from jungle to desert and anything in between.
@@panan7777 Yeah it annoys me how much respect a PhD gets as all PhDs are not equal...and there are far more useful things one can learn that is far more technical and harder to master worthy of much higher respect.
After the description of the installation I expected the first thing the humans would do is installing Doom
Then it would be a lot worse incident, including humans obtaining Praetorian armor, while everyone else die from demons.
Or Skyrim😂
can you imagine the sheer panic and ptsd those xenos would go through witnessing doom and what those soldiers would do with it
What do you think they will do after stealing it?
Or….hear me out…War Thunder and Rainbow 6 Siege and king of all…Helldivers 2.
God I wish we had that system lol it would make all of us gamers into peak performance super soldiers. No longer sitting around playing games, we would actively workout to improve ourselves to be able to perform better next round
Hmm given that I am an invalid - I think I still prefer to be able to sit, cause I can't stand for five minutes.
@@lyrigageforge3259But remember the nanos could also fix medical problems.
Why do you think "Violent war games" haven't been banned?
On the plus side you don't need to move a planet. It can move itself according to conversation already listed.
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Kinda expecting one of the last things said by the soldiers would be “You must’ve failed human history, otherwise you would’ve known that what we said, is minor leagues compared to a few thousand years ago.”
Basically the noobs got pwned, and are now complaining about the winning team using hacks and want them banned.😂😂
13:04 that level of psychotic efficiency would be worse it it wasn't the aliens choice.
Lookin good oh grand voice!
FOR THE ALGORITHM! FOR THE BEARD!!
Just like the simulations.
This is where the fun begins. (For us!)
Sounds like a fun toy...and it sounds like it's best to take it away from the Noob Xenos
Sounds like that last challenge they decided to play 7 Days to Die and instead of a stronghold took it on the road for Bloodmoon.
Forget holodeck I want that planet.
Oh, the aliens thought humans were being toxic? Good thing they didn't simulate LoL.
Zombie apocalypse sounds like fun.
don't let them play mario kart.. i don't think they could handle the blue and red shells and all the other items.
God that would be the best game of paint ball ever.
Damn it, Rodriguez
The Fucking References lmao
Glory to the beard, comment for the algorithm!
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
Better than holo deck, I guess, because it creates real stuff.
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We have to remake the "America, Fuck Yeah" song into an earth theme😂
How's your nose feeling, man?
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I love that you did a chest pound with the “my morons…so proud” 😂😂😂😂
Soldier: "Behold the dance of my people!" [Proceeds to teabag prone xeno.]
While making inappropriate noises.
*halo theme plays in background*
Ritual dance after killing an enemy?
Human: THEY MF TEABAGGED ME! LETS GET HIS ASS!
Chanting " Dip dip potato chip!"
"So you found a holodeck and used it to challenge humans to things we play as children's games?"
Then wonder why they have their asses handed to them. LOL The xenos were all noobs. LOL
They've decided to challenge us in Left4Dead, Darktide and Vermintide... Can you imagine xeno being so stupid? Emperor was right all along - this galaxy is ours, lol!
I lost at "did they impregnate some extremely valuable ... military equipment?"
Second only to Rodriguez probably impregnating a rock...
Knowing soldiers, this is a viable thing to ask.
The worst punishment imagined, forcing them to play fortnight. Lol, for the narrator, WITH ENERGY!
As long as it does not have the artful graphic look of fortnight. That thing is so bloody cartoon -like that I don't want to touch the thing with a long stick. But this one was funny story.
Xenos: "How on Vxblat do you humans already have names for all of these scenarios?!"
Humans: "Dude, we play these games for fun."
Xenos: "...You play games where you engage in direct combat with each other... for fun?"
Humans: "Yeah, it really lets us blow off steam, yanno?"
Xenos: [Internally screaming]
TRUE 😂😂😂
I half-expect that Colonel to send an overview of Call of Duty, Fortnite, and maybe Fallout to that Brion military attache` with a note mentioning how human teenagers often run these types of 'simulations' for entertainment....
That said, it sounds like they found the Omicron Delta system from the original Star Trek episode Shore Leave... can make practically anything real, but can also reverse death.
Ah yes, the strategic transfer of equipment to an alternate location, better known in the military as 'acquiring', or as I like to say 'repurposing for an alternate user'. I'm sure the Terrans will make good use of it.
We used to call it 'scavenging'...One or the training units at the NTC is probably STILL wondering where their Unit Sign went....
Come to think of it....
I wonder if that Company from the 82nd ever got their Guidon back.......
Well yes, during WWII Winter War, we Finns started with practically nothing and a bit like in Ukraine - the enemy aka Soviet-Russians were kind enough to give us some donations, such we ended up with notably more, if really over used aka about to break stuff after the peace was written. Shrugs. Age old Earth tradition, I suppose.
The acronym is S.T.E.A.L. and yes it is legit used in military channels.
Don't blame us. YOU set the rules and playground. We're just better at the game than you are.
Once I heard “just like the simulations” I finally understood what was going to happen and had a huge grin on my face
Only one question comes to mind - how in the name of Sanity did you manage to keep a straight face while reading that?
He probably laughed until his face was sore then started recording.
many takes ruined till he read it enough times repeatedly to lose the urge to laugh heh. 3-4 readings start to end is usually enough. he still smiled/smirked which is why I think prolly 3
Finally hardware, that can run Project Zomboid with actual thousands of zombies.
If they ran the simulation again I'm sure they would have collapsed a few buildings on the final monster and/or foind a eay to shake it off just to go after it with explosives.
If you aren't careful with world generation and have a nuclear power plant on the map you could see them going off in a iradietat event that would put Chernobyl yo shame😂.
So they set real life version of games humans love to play. Here is your like and comment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve
Play video games irl where death is not absolute! My god i half expected those marines to t-bag those xenos lol unless thats what the default dance is supposed to imply hahahaha
For the algorithm, for the Agro, and for the love of god why would they send a recruit bard?
Honestly, with Colonel O'Skar name and attitudes, I can't help but think he's based on O'Neill from sg-1
Ah yes, the Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Location... Glad to see that proud military tradition continues on into the future...
There is more than one meaning to the word Game.
Game is also what you hunt. Prey in other words
Said in Mr Burns mode. Evil grin and all.
Now I've just read that it mr burns voice. I'm surprised I was close because I haven't watched the Simpsons in years.
So....they invited a group of humans to fight a series of battles they'd been fighting virtually since they were preteens LOL
Wow, can't understand why the aliens weren't able to keep up. LOL
Ngl for a moment seeing as the title was wargames I hoped that this will be another adventure of our favorite alien Ytuber Spifflemonk :D
Either way this was hilarious nonetheless.
More spifflemonk would be nice
I think Spidflemonk might be permanently in a mental hospital. 😢
Good to know the E4 mafia still gets things done when it'll be my great great great great grandchildren in that role.
Creative acquisition of strategic resources is a long-lived military tradition.
Is this the first episode recorded in the new studio? I think that they moved house over the weekend. It also looks like the normal in-ear headphones got misplaced during the move.
My genre savvy sense is tingling. I'd bet that the holo-dome is ancient human design.
So they played Call of Duty, then Fortnite, and finally DayZ?
Man... Steal the planet
They didn't play Doom, disappointed.
@@ceu160193 Yeah, I was disappointed as well. No Glory Kills
@@lumberluc thats because they gona S.T.E.A.L. the planet after, to play Doom in full universal capacity
Aliens: "You will team up against this fine alien contingent and fight to death on the battlefield, what do you say?"
Humans: "Get rekt AND pwned, n00b" *proceeds to teabag the dead alien to oblivion
Aliens: "Ah i see they know of the ancient war-dance, oddly cultured of you"
Humans: "The what now?"
Xeno1: the Planet is…gone
Xeno2: Humans!!!!!!!!
Human: did you retrace your steps? Sometimes I lose my phone and I just go back to where I was and it is just laying on the counter
Xeno2 : (curses in alien language)
Human: I feel bad, let me invite you to our new amusement park planet. We are having the grand opening tomorrow
I need to hear more of this immediately 😁
Bring the Coalition Forces down to a REFORGER.....
They'll never train with humans again...
Qb out. it's never a war crime the first time
Never stop a colonel from doing his exercises. They have just the right right amount of nothing to do and not getting into the field often enough. Im not tell him no.
*THEY WANT TO STEAL AN EXOPLANET HAHAHAHAHA😂*
Honestly, the humans would have won with more fuel, the battle bus would have been great
I loved the pace you set. This fic is priceless! Well narrated!
Beard Man tell good stories. Me like Beard Man.
Me wish Beard Man like Rumble.
For the algorithm, for the magnificent beard, for the tea-bagging of xeno filft!
Team DEATHMATCH! TEAM DEATHMATCH! TEAM DEATHMATCH!
The last sentence, made my day "I'm sure our weird friends will find a way, can't be that difficult" LOL
And then it was turned into an amusement park
Been really listening to your videos for the past summer and still, nonstop. This one I am literally intent on listening again right now. Really nice work overall with the story telling, nice as I don't like to read the tiny mouse droppings they call letters on a screen while resting.
S.T.E.A.L
LOL!!! Humans and their "games"! Great story; excellent narration!
S.T.E.A.L reminded me on this: When Vikings were asked what they do for living: "Mergers and acquisitions"
SOF I'm assuming some sort of space version of the Corps of Engineers, Sea Bees, and Civil Engineer Squadron rolled into one to support the Space Force?
ROFLMAO!!! Lance Corporal Rodriguez is my hero.
Well! this will by far the funniest thing Human have ever done the tactic of Strategically Transferring of Equipment to Alternate Location to. And for all the best reasons!
God bless the grunts EDIT: Only to 9:51 but so far this Coalition sounds like it's full of sore losers. Hell the team that was defeated was planning to do victory dances on the Humans, so where do they get off complaining when the Humans did the same? Hell, what do the humans have to apologize for? Being better than their opponents? Yeah, so sorry you suck.
Wow the damn Seabees are going try to stea, I mean Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Location, for it to be authentic they have to be drunk as all hell. Look up the Korean Train Heist during the Korean War.
Definitely written by a military vet...probly deployed...and newr a marine...marines...you can lock them into a padded room with 3 bowling balls and no windows vents or exits. Come back the next day one bowling ball is broken and other one is missing and final one is pregnant.
Man i miss my time in the military...so many shenanigans and fuckery ...with alcohol.
So these guys found a massive holodeck, misused it, made a bunch of games to challenge the insane murder monkeys of Earth (a.k.a. us), and got their asses handed to them by a bunch of militarily trained asshole gamers, in a mega VR console.
Corporal Rodriguez is a BEAST!!
What did the others think? A bunch of young people with the ability to play real action zombie attack, restraint expected why?
That is the funniest thing I've heard all month! BRAVO!
I love that the aliens coking up with training war games and us humans have been doing that shit digitally for god knows how long by the time of the story
Sooo CPL Rodriguez got the planet pregnant then HMMM interesting plotline to go down hehehe.
Why not just research it so they can replicate the tech? You could have physical holodecks with that.
Move the planet? Move the blood damn solar system!
Dude, Youre the best at what you do. I would enjoy a beer with you.
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
Once a gamer always a gamer, git gud scubs.
Love the "Fat Electrician" reference!!
Tfos!!!!! For DA SKWERL and his Nest!
....well dang Rodriguez....
“Just like the simulations!” Yessssss!!!
STEAL Team 6, we have a mission.
noticed that a character is called O'Skar, I'm soo proud an Irish is out in space kicking arse
When do the audio books resume?
they literally asked for it
This time on let's play
😂 I can't breathe from laughing so hard.
Zombies had me laughing
Sounds like a skill issue 😂