2:08, my grandma cut her veins when she was with my grandfather and almost died in the ambulance, without her I wouldn't be here. it is a miracle she survived and she's thankfully alive and breathing.
"you are not fat, eat!" oh tysm i dont eat for 10 days because i live in a poor region of africa where theres no food and because of what you said will now not starve
@@wolfyrichards bruh, if she has anorexia, ofc she won't eat, that's the whole thing with anorexia, people think they're fat and starve themselves, don't call your cousin dumb bc she has an eating disorder she didn't choose
@@deletedaccount9357 as an anorexic, that's completely true. I've seen people with a bmi of 13 thinking they're fat. But I am actually too fat. 17.9 is a high bmi for me.
@@deletedaccount9357 Uh, but her parents are spending $2,000 per day for the hospital and they are going into bankruptcy and she still won't it. I am actually going to sacrifice my university funds for this semester for helping her parents.
As a guy who really likes space, 15 seconds is actually the line between consciousness and unconsciousness, not between life and death. From my memory, I think you can survive in space up to a minute and a half.
About there, maybe a minute. I’m also studying space, but mainly spaceflight mechanics and physics. But I also know about a lot of general space. Being in vacuum literally boils your blood and basically explodes your lungs.
Guillotine: "according to the creator of the guillotine, you will feel a slight coolness on your neck before dying" Me: "Mom come pick me up im scared"
2:02 actually the rover that is currently on Mars has a M.O.X.I.E generator which can produce a few grams of oxygen in 1 hour. This will last a person on Mars for 10 minutes! It's amazing to actually witness the beginning of the colonisation process on Mars. :D
2:08, my grandma cut her veins when she was with my grandfather and almost died in the ambulance, without her I wouldn't be here. it is a miracle she survived and she's thankfully alive and breathing.
This comment make's me Sad fsr😪
Im Happy For u
I'm glad she lives
Is she tho?
Sorry. But, I don't trust internet so much. So I don’t Really know What to believe due to this comment.
The fall does not kill you.
The sudden stop is the culprit.
Well without the fall there wouldn't be a sudden stop..
I like your profile
Ur profile makes this comment so much better
@@whimbur you dont have to fall to be a sudden stop
@@zoinksonscoob1947 yes I do
Why is the music so joyful lol
Second
I would say I was third on a verified's comment, but why would I do that?
I would say forth but idk why people hate you. u do have a bad rep so ig not 🤓
Can You make your Videos English?
😂
I like how "No internet" is on the list
for me survival time with no internet is 24 hours
It's pretty true that you can't survive without internet lol
mine is 12h
Mine is 30 minutes
@@darkestrest1155 you can , but that can make life way harder due to the fact that a lot of things required internet or search require internet
People: are dying
The music:💃🕺🕺💃
😯
🎙🎷🎤🔕🎷🎙🔇🎶🎤🎶🎤📻🔔📻🔕🎶🎵🔈🎵🎙🔔🎙🎛📻🎧🎚🔇🎼🎚🎚🎼🎷🔕📻🔔🎙🎚🔔
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down and never gonna say good bye 🗿👏 lol
Do u know the song name
USB sbBa.
@@florinpuiu9686 no sorry
Fun facts:
People when they buried their live: survive in 2 minute
Mrbeast:50 HOURS
Lol
@@KajiUnionOffical Can you all read??????
@@me-pk2kb yes
It says buried alive, not burned. Sorry for mistake
burn, not buried, burn fire, buried dirt, got it??
Jungle: 50 days
Tarzan (laughing) : amateurs...
What was that punk?
@@adrian-mg8dl what... what is punk, im not English
@@tiagusko1494 is just the meme whatever
@@adrian-mg8dl oh srry xD
@@tiagusko1494 wdym
Hong Kong: 85 years
The rest of the world:
I guess I’m immortal
Lmao, i didn't realize before
What about doomsday
0.0001 sec survive your mom flip flop
@@puteriabdulaziz6210 mom jokes are getting old now sorry ):
I can’t see how 85 years is possible for those who are not mind controlled
"u can only survive in a microwave for 10 minutes"
Mrbeast: *Today i spent 9 minutes and 59 seconds IN A MICROWAVE*
😂
1 more second?
No Mr Beast Be like *I spent 9 minutes 59 seconds and 999 milaseconds in a microwave
No Mr Beast Be like *I spent 9 minutes 59 seconds and 999 milaseconds in a microwave*
@@TheSwa *milliseconds
"internet were invented at 1983"
People before who were born at 1883: **survives with no internet for 100 years**
1883
Because they didn’t know what internet was
@@swiftlemur7853 No, I didn't meant the word and the ARPANET
No internet but newspapers, theatres, books, drawing, writing
@@sebas87gaming06 yes!
"Running for 8 hours"
Forrest Gump: I kept running
Is it a good movie? I am planning to watch it someday.
@@abdulwasif15yearsago44 yes, it’s quite good
@@Jurassic_Ws ty
@@abdulwasif15yearsago44 thats a good movie
I was gonna comment that
“You are not fat, eat!”
That one really fat guy: uuhhhhhh
1:23
“If you don’t know how to swim, the time decreases a lot.”
People who are on a boat:
*I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.*
LOL-
@Sus Man Titanic be like
oh god not thenoobgamer
@Spongebob but then you are actually close to land
@Spongebob then someone saves you
On the thumbnail : You can survive 12 days while drowing.
In the video : You can survive 9 minutes while drowning.
@Thomas L Cossette yes
Strange
I was wondering the same lol. It's a clickbait
@Thomas L Cossette I am not English so I didn’t know
@@discountinuedchannelarnaud8392 you don’t speak English 😄
It’s physically impossible to go to the core of the sun since you would start burning like a kilometre or more away from the sun
I think he meant if you to be teleported to the middle of the sun, not traveling to it
No shit
@@jossu8016 😂
You would start burning BY FAR more away
@@ssprintz0948 /setblock ~ ~ ~ minecraft:nether_portal
Coronavirus: 11 days
Without GFRIEND: 5 hours
:v bruh
@@monke-b3d no she is meaning gfriend its a kpop group
Starving: You are not fat, eat!
Me: Oh
Also me: *eats everything*
Lol
Same
Without creepers you could survive forever
true true true
very true
I know
I'm still asking myself why notch commited that error and why he didn't create pigs instead
Awwww
man
That's me without peeing when i am waiting at public toilet😂
Lol
LMAO
I love the starving one “ you are not fat eat!” That just made my heart go well I don’t know how to explain it
Yeah :)
I can't explain it either! But I know what you're saying when you say "just made my heart go well"
If that’s what they mean… I WILL EAT!!!!!
I starve cus I wans be skinny
1:24 'If you don't know how to swim, the time decreases a lot.'
I-
Nooooooooo
same goes for planking 0_o
@@justsomemaninachickencostu9643 if you dont know how to plank
I-1=0
I was thinking about the boy who survived almost 50 days on a raft
I'm a plant with 146 Leaves
Tomorrow it'll become 147
Yesterday it was 145
Everyday it increases by 1
Oh, Claim your Leaf 🌿
wha.
@@UwU-gf7km I think this is a joke targeting to make you believe that he has written this comment 146 times. Nice one tho XD
So.. you're telling me that you are born 146 days only
@@UwU-gf7km please help me there’s so,ejtjrnndg staraingaling. Me behind ddmnsshwmeye beesdddddd aahahahaaaaaa heelleelelepe
O.o ok i claim my leaf itd my first i guess
This video just sums up how fragile we humans are
Do you think something like a bear is gonna survive longer than us with their head chopped off?
It doesn’t it just proves the ways to die
@@tiky3389 It's not about ways to die, but it's about how long you can survive with or without something
@@spaceplace8931 well nothing is gonna survive longer than us with their head chopped off
@@tiky3389 Well, what about with holding your breath? There are other deaths than getting your head chopped off in the video.
Discord light users can easily withstand core of sun
Haha lol
Haha yez
(Sus)
Then they would be blasted in the core of a nuclear bomb
I use discord light mode
@@idiotsandwich8816 u are great
I am surviving a century without relationship. Lol
Imagine just chilling in a whales stomach for 2 days
Jonah: (laughs in 3 days)
@@hannahquintua Lol true
@@hannahquintua *nights
1:11 It is said in Quran that a prophet name Yunus (A.S) Survived many days in a whale's stomach and came out alive.
How Long you survive when dad finds that you fail math test : 0,00 seconds .
Withouts Infinite Comparasion = Only one day!
Great channel with great topics. Keep it up!
Watchdata- You can survive running for 8 hours
Forrest- *And I took that personally*
"you are not fat, eat!"
oh tysm i dont eat for 10 days because i live in a poor region of africa where theres no food and because of what you said will now not starve
My anorexic cousin doesn't want to eat, and her parents BEG her to eat, and she doesn't eat.
i am usually never hungry so i just skip lunch and dinner almost every day
@@wolfyrichards bruh, if she has anorexia, ofc she won't eat, that's the whole thing with anorexia, people think they're fat and starve themselves, don't call your cousin dumb bc she has an eating disorder she didn't choose
@@deletedaccount9357 as an anorexic, that's completely true. I've seen people with a bmi of 13 thinking they're fat. But I am actually too fat. 17.9 is a high bmi for me.
@@deletedaccount9357 Uh, but her parents are spending $2,000 per day for the hospital and they are going into bankruptcy and she still won't it. I am actually going to sacrifice my university funds for this semester for helping her parents.
Awesome Video Bro!Art style is cool!What do you use to make it?
he used powerpoint
Ww1 front lines: your dead even though your still not in the front lines
0.001 Seconds when you get in trouble by mom
Nobody care
As a guy who really likes space, 15 seconds is actually the line between consciousness and unconsciousness, not between life and death. From my memory, I think you can survive in space up to a minute and a half.
@Korokii thank you
About there, maybe a minute. I’m also studying space, but mainly spaceflight mechanics and physics. But I also know about a lot of general space. Being in vacuum literally boils your blood and basically explodes your lungs.
"You would only live for a day if you went to *insert place*!"
The music:🕺💃🕺💃
Whale’s stomach: 2 days
Jonah: are you sure about that
Doctor: " *How did your friend die?* "
" *By a microwave* "
I thought the longest without sleeping is 11 days and then death
My nana (my mum of my nan) has stage 4 lung cancer, and she has been pushing over 2 years with it, I hope nana gets a few more years out.
Star wars characters ranked by strength, PLEASEEEEEEE
You have the best comparison man
"Time 2 days: Whales Stomach"
Jonah lasted 3! 😃
Way to beat the odds! 😄
Yeah but it's just a story.
@@magnet_pickle_3384 Ah, or is it? 😉
@@TechnoGlowStick who knows I personally don't believe its real but you might :)
@@magnet_pickle_3384 Aw, okay. 🤣
@@magnet_pickle_3384 You know it could be God's miracle?
Being on Saturn be like: *blinks* oh guess im in heaven now
I survived getting rejected 3 times
*the legend in action*
Same well actually it's 2 and half a one
Guillotine: "according to the creator of the guillotine, you will feel a slight coolness on your neck before dying"
Me: "Mom come pick me up im scared"
Wait, how does he know?
I was actually questioning the same thing
Video: you die after 7 minutes if you don't breath
Also video: The record for not breathing in 24 minutes (Almost 3 times longer than when you'd die)
It's the average time that is 8 minutes
@@ramchh I like apple
@@idiot517 Okay?
@@ramchh I like potatoes
@@mello9586 Cool I’m guessing.
It's impossible without this channel
Now i know that a micrwave can kill someone faster than a gunshot
80 Yrs:No Internet
75 Yrs:Girl
73 Yrs:Boy
69 Yrs:Below Room Temperature(12-0 IQ)
65 Yrs:Weak Fever
53 Yrs:Central African Republic
51 Yrs:Sleep too much
51 Yrs:Knife Stuck to you
47 Yrs:Not Moving
30 Yrs:Weak Gun shot
15 Yrs:Only Drank Coke
3 Yrs:Slothered By an Dog
1 Yr:No Sun
10 Months:Baseball Knock-out
9 Months:Severe Concussion
5 Months:Freezeing
1 Month:No Poop(not even a small one)
30 Days:No Bath
28 Days:Ocean Alone
10-9 Days:No peeing
5 Days:Can’t Stop Running
3 Days:No Energy
1 Day:Culfixion
1 Day:Skinned Alive(Spilt In Half)
15 Hrs:Mt. Everest
14 Hrs:Huge Discomfort
10 Hrs:Hanging Upside Down
5 Hrs:Allergic
1 Hr:Weakness Reaction
40 Mins:Hanging
40 Secs:Volcano
35 Secs:Meltdown
15 Secs:Moon
0.01 Secs:Venus
0.001 Secs:Sun
0.0000004 Secs flying and fall from 636266 feet
0 Secs:Black hole
2:24 AMOGUS
tan tan tan tan tan tan tan
taratan
bam bam
Among us
Kid: NURSE I CUT MY VAIN!!!
Nurse: here have some ice :)
Fun fact: I survived covid!
Me before I enter the core of the sun: *Hi!*
*1 millisecond later*
*Bye*
8 hours run
Forrest Gump: are you challenging me?
Thumbnail: How long can you survive without the internet?
me: *1 milisecond*
Jonah who spent 3 days and nights in a whales stomach
Jonah: HA these fools
The story is fake
I’m a Christian and believe it’s real
@@ikkuna621 Nah, only people who “DONT” believe in god like yourself thinks it’s fake.
@@logan7156 so only sane people dont think its real
@@ikkuna621 Or idk, nvm, ignore what I said will ya? Thank you.
Him: burned alive is most painfull death
Me: *Give SpringBonnie Suit* can Springlocks beat it?
0:23 me who eates junky food everyday: aight im gonna die no matter what i will respawn:)
lol stop 😂
Please eat some healthy once and while at least, trust me tho I dont blame you liking junk food😂
@@EASLouisana dont believe them they are faking it to make a joke 😀
@@jays_drawings4405 oh
@@jays_drawings4405 no im not faking but about the respawn yes but rn im young so I think at 18 years ill start eating healthy food
Off-topic, but what's the name of the music? This is the only time I loved the music used in your videos.
0:10 acutally the lifetime without internet is 80 hours and internet improves eyes health
You wont die after 80 hpurs without internet
@@mewomewmew shut
@@rocketpadgamer no
@@mewomewmew Right
@@rocketpadgamer Hmm, what do you want him to shut?
"no internet"
Our parents: *am I a joke to you???*
Fun fact: the delta variant of covid is the strongest one of the other two variants
Alpha is worse isn't it? I'm not sure ^^
Omicron
What sis the music? I'm loving it!!
2:29 looks like amongus
*W H E N T H E I M P O S T O R I S S U S ! ! 1 1 !*
Coronavirus:11 days
Me and 185 million other people who has corona and still alive:Intresting
For me screens and internet it’s 0 seconds survival rate.
Then why you don’t use phone lol 😂
That is a screen
Time traveler: "sneezes"
The timeline: Cancer 45
Layer i survived my self with covid 1 months and after that I got immunity
Burned alive: 2 mins
zombie pigman: *I AM 4 PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU*
Welp, I guess I’m gonna die at 35 :(
How old are u now?
@@kennethlam3490 Dude what the hell
@@EggShellGames you can live 81 years 😂
@@brofist1096 :I
WWII Frontlines: 1 day
Veterans: Are we a joke to you?
2:02 actually the rover that is currently on Mars has a M.O.X.I.E generator which can produce a few grams of oxygen in 1 hour. This will last a person on Mars for 10 minutes!
It's amazing to actually witness the beginning of the colonisation process on Mars. :D
Without Screens and Internet:
People: 80 Years
Me: 1 second
Oo early
me too
Hey hey ur first nice 👏
0:47 Coronavirus only shows symptoms after 10 days, so you'd be hit with a cold and then die which is terrifying.
"Running kills you in 8 hours if haven't stopped"
Forrest on July 17 2021: oh shi-
MicroWave: it’s very hot there
Sun:What?
Me:*who haven't slept in 19 days*
Me: "aw heck"
"It's a quick and painless death"
Me: HELL YAH! FINALLY!
This video: no one can survive this situations
Me: HESOYAM or BAGUVIX
video: wait, that's illegal
0:35 mowgli laughing in the back
regular ppl: can only be in a whales belly for 2 days. Jonah: 3 days
How many time you'll live without your phone
Everybody : EZ
Me : 0 seconds
Hong Kong: The place people live the longest
Me: I will go to Hong Kong!
Whale's stomach: Can survive only 2 days
Jonah: I HAVE 4 PARALLEL UNIVERSES BETWEEN YOU
0:43 he: after 11 coronavirus days you die
Me and my family: bruh we had this virus for 21 days
Ah yes, my sworn arch enemy right in my kitchen...
MICROWAVE
Timeline:
What if your heart stopped while watching this video:
ruclips.net/video/JwboGIDpEJw/видео.html
*Junk food everyday*
Me: shoot- dang it- hopefully I stop eating junk food everyday when I'm older-
Without screens and internet: 80 years
Me: 80 minutes
Jungle: 50 hours
Tarzans: am i a joke to you?
00:35 - From 50 years to 20 days
Me be like - Nani! Wdym?
2:22 Euthanasia Coaster: 1 min
Me: Oh, i know now why its dangerous
2:28 I like how he made the astronaut look like a crewmate
Sus?! 😳
*me who haven't slept in the night*
*me: " jokes on you i sleep in the day "*
Coronavirus: 11 days
Me: mhm. (I had Covid and it was literally a cold lmao)
People in the 1300s without internet: hah, pesants.
Jungle: 50 days
Koko: I THINK NOT
in the whale's stomach...
meanwhile, that random prophet: yes it is.
Lol true