I explain all 13 Halloween movies while doing roleplay therapy
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- Опубликовано: 4 авг 2024
- Dr. Jordan Breeding explains the entire Halloween Movie Timeline while roleplaying his own videos. Hopefully they don’t make a Halloween 14.
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Written, Directed, and Performed By: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Edited By: Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko, Grant Schumer, David Brown, Bryan Slack
Intro Sequence Animation By: Pablo Hernan Blua, Sofia Mateos
Music By: Jordan Breeding, Brandon O’Neill
Script Consulting By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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00:00 - Intro
00:43 - TIMELINE 1
01:22 - HALLOWEEN
25:19 - HALLOWEEN II
41:16 - HALLOWEEN 4: The Return of Michael Myers
1:01:10 - HALLOWEEN 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
1:16:23 - HALLOWEEN 6: The Curse of Michael Myers
1:33:14 - TIMELINE 2
1:33:40 - HALLOWEEN H20: 20 Years Later
1:47:29 - HALLOWEEN: Resurrection
2:05:22 - TIMELINE 3
2:05:48 - HALLOWEEN (2018)
2:25:56 - HALLOWEEN KILLS
2:43:04 - HALLOWEEN ENDS
2:55:11 - TIMELINE 4
2:55:51 - HALLOWEEN (2007)
3:12:30 - HALLOWEEN II (2009)
3:29:33 - TIMELINE 5
3:29:59 - HALLOWEEN III: Season of the Witch
#halloween #classicmovies #slasher 
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What franchise should I cover in the future? And while you answer, please consider subscribing and checking out my patreon: patreon.com/drjordanbreeding. These are... hard to make.
i am still stuck on, i got stuck in detroit until i explained the entire robocop timeline. and hey what you doing in that corner again? i have seen that corner and that beer, stuck in the corner again you got it ruff man lol
Do the Men In Black next or StarWars. 😁
Hellraiser or Amityville if you want to cover all the unofficial knock-offs Dr J.
Is like only 2 movies but please talk about guyver dark hero
The Childsplay/Chucky movies or Tremors
How could Jordan question Dr Jordan Breeding’s credentials? He’s a definite real doctor with a very official degree
I know, right?!
I'd trust him as my Doctor although I do tend to make poor life choices lol
I mean his name has doctor in it for goodness sakes
He cured my boredom!
Lol I live for this stuff man ❤😂
Four Hours.
Thirteen. Goddamn. Movies.
Thanks for the countless hours it took for y'all to bless us with this Halloween gift equivalent of trick or treating and scoring all full size candy bars, and definitely no sad boxes of raisins or festively packaged reels of dental floss.
👻🎃💀🧟♂️
Absolutely! And thank you so much for all the support!
Call me crazy, but I'd actually take raisins over circus peanuts. You'd have to be almost as messed up in the head as Michael Myers to hand those out.
“Xbox- it’ll make your kid racist but it WILL stop your kid from murdering you” lol off to a strong start! Non stop gems lol
Haha thank you!
I find myself using this in conversation more often than I thought I would lol
My wife hates when i watch the same video multiple times, but she started to lean over on this one about the third viewing.
This is number five & she's anticipating her "favorite parts" 😅😂 Great work, guys! Even Dave 🙄
Ha thanks for all the watching!
Even Dave?
That's like watching Indiana Jones and saying "and Harrison Ford was alright too, I guess"
Dave's the got that umf that draws us all here. Where my Dave stans at?
The Halloween franchise name is a subtle nod to a holiday in October called Halloween where people attempt to scare each other and give kids candy.
Wait, really?
Can I say, and I don't say much, you're videos are like 5th dimension creative. When I see these videos I can't stop grinning. Wow what a banger
Wow! Thanks so much! That's really kind of you to say!
I was scrolling, and my eyes arranged all these words in the wrong order.
I thought you said, "can I say, I just don't much like your videos."
My first thought was that you were the most polite hater I've ever seen.
Barely started the video and this already feels like a very important moment for Dr. Breeding Lore.
It's a big one haha
"Can't I get your ghost, Bob?"
is a play on the phrase
"get your goat" which means to annoy. Haha.
Yeah... I still hate it haha
@@Drjordanbreeding 🤣🤣🤣
Dr. Breeding once again appears when the world needs him most.
Appreciate you, pal. You're filling a great niche in today's fandom-driven pop culture.
I appreciate that!
Talking about a book? More like Jordan Reading!
I'll show myself out
HEYOOOOOOO
The real mystery of these movies is why so many big name actors got their start in the Halloween franchise.
It's a good question
YES! 4 hours of fun ahead.
8 if you play it twice and, why wouldn't you?
Yeah! Why WOULDN'T you!?
Alternatively, you can always play it at half speed and THEN watch it twice.
Around 1 hour and 22 minutes in was a perfect time for a JOHN CENA!!!!% But you hit us with a Dwayne Johnson. Trying to keep us on our toes I see😂
John Cena SAYING Dwayne Johnson no less haha
I know everyone is like "review this and that" and you must get sick of it, but let me tell you, I for one can't wait for your breakdown of the Land Before Time Cinematic Universe
Omg there are like 32 of those movies! You’ll kill him! ☠️ 😂
It's 100% on the schedule for next year if I can pull it off...
Damn, that Halloween one ending with the Lincoln Park music transition got me dying over here! 😂😂
The Season of the Witch knitting robot is so good at knitting that she's producing a crocheted blanket.
She really is a technical marvel
I want to point out that the kid in the pirate costume ate a piece of candy with a razorblade in it. That was a common urban legend back-in-the-day even though it never really happened.
I thought that it was more likely that the culprits were family members of the victims. I don't think anyone can decide if this is real or not
@@serenitymoon825 it was cyanide in a pixie stix and it was the kids dad. That’s the real case it comes from
@@breerex4957You’re the only other person I’ve ever seen post anything about this. Very good ! You have a brain unlike 99.999% of this world 🍻Poisoned/tainted Halloween candy doesn’t exist. It has never happened.
@@sjgambler9178Lol what? That case is everywhere. Any video I’ve seen about poison/blades in candy has someone mentioning the pixie stix incident.
No shit.
Good grief that imdb bit had all the fervor of a steam review, way to capture the essential net review energy my guy
We're all guilty of it we know it's practically social contract at this point
That was all Bryan Slack! So FREAKING funny!
Michael Myers - creating job openings for babysitters since 1978. Michael Myers - also reducing babysitter life expectancy rates since 1978.
He giveth and he taketh away
The kool-aid talk was a beautiful thought experiment
Dave has a beautiful mind
From the words he chooses to the way he delivers, fucking primo, whole package
Keep em coming
Haha thank you so much! More on the way!
So I saw this pop up in my recommended back in mid October and didn't get around to watching it until now mainly because I thought, I've seen the AVGN recap of these movies this will be much the same, but I WAS NOT PREPARED for such UNHINGED writing and editing! 🤣
Yeah it's pretty wild haha. I'm trying to make it it's own thing!
You are the best!! Thank you for sharing your gift of laughter with us 😊
Wow, thank you so much! I hope you enjoy the whole video!!
All donations go towards feeding Dave. At least I hope so!
Ok. I have just watched 2 minutes of this and and I already know I am watching the whole thing! 😂
Haha good luck!
@@Drjordanbreedinghas nothing to do with luck, it's all about stamina. If you have the stamina to make this video I just might have the stamina to watch every sweaty minute, and I'm already half way to finishing.....the video, that is
As you know, I am here for it.. Let's do this!
Let's!
“No one can explain all of the Halloween movies in one go, No one”
Dr. Breeding: “hold my Natty”
Or actually don’t I need that natty
Very impressive that you made the almost 4 hour video in one go, One Take Jake. Only through the power of Dave and Halloween is this possible.
Haha amen and amen
“You think the trix rabbit doesn’t try to kill himself every night?”
Definitely the first time that sentence has been said and it’s a big brain idea.
Also @ 6:50 my dude Kincaid back again, glad to see you still fit that in atleast once per video. 🙌🏽
Edit: not just 2 but 3 Kincaid quotes 15:26? Straight to the top with this video! Hell yea
Kincaid is everywhere haha
@@Drjordanbreeding you’re right haha beautifully done doctor. I guess the real nightmare on elm st were the Kincaides we made along the way.
When i was 17 my church went on a missions trip to a tiny Guatemalan town called Escuintla, where i saw an otherwise traditionally-dressed woman wearing a shirt saying “Silly Faggot, Dicks Are For Chicks!” in English, with a drag-queen Trix Rabbit.
Then we all got amoebic dysentery from washing our dishes in local water 🦠
And that’s MY first association with the Trix Rabbit, since i never saw the commercials or ate the cereal as a kid 🐰
🎉🎉🎉 I’m so happy it’s finally out! Now to kick up my feet and pray no one notices that I’m not doing my job 😂
That's the dream haha
3 hours of straight laughs, thank you, Dr. 😂😂🎉
Almost four!
@@DrjordanbreedingI was thinking who is gonna heckle me about rounding down😂
@@NinaDuffy I more thinking that the laughs must stop around the three hour mark. 🤣
Might as well be me haha@@NinaDuffy
@@Drjordanbreeding anyone but Dave.
At this point, i just picture Dr Jordan Breeding as Omni Man, standing over a bloodied and brutalized Roger Horton, screaming, "We were the reason people subscribed! Think, Roger, THINK!"
Cut to one of that other channel's stand up "comedy" routines, and Dr Omni Jordan declares, "Look at what they need, to try and mimic a FRACTION of our power!"
Ha well I don’t know about all that, but I’m happy I get to keep making stuff!
I had a nagging feeling that Annie from the Rob Zombie Halloween movies looked familiar and it turned out that she’s Jamie from Halloween 4 and 5.
Yeah it’s crazy I didn’t notice that!
The return of Terry Tate Office Linebacker!! Also, love the Halloween-Transformers mashup too
Haha thanks! It’s fun to make goofy music for these.
About to get on a 3 and a half hour flight home. Could this BE anymore perfectly timed??
Thank you Doctor
Wow perfect haha
To be fair: the eye in Halloween wasn't drooping, it was swollen from Laurie stabbing him in the eye with the coat hanger a few minutes earlier.
Yeah that makes sense
Is Doctor Jordan Breeding going to roleplay a civilian role-playing a doctor who's roleplaying a RUclips star making a video?
The only way to find out is to watch the entire episode twice!
Yes that is the only way haha
I was just looking for something to distract myself from this paper I should write, this is perfect
Ha you're welcome!
I am so glad I found this channel. Been walking around saying "what if" in a deep voice for days 😂
Haha glad you’re here!
@@Drjordanbreeding Thanks for taking the time to reply dawg-tor Jordan
Lmfao almost 4 hours- it's going to take many wonderful days of me ignoring my children to get through this
Worth it haha
Ignore them ? You mean to tell me you pay attention to them ? What are ya, some kind of goodie two shoes ? I haven’t paid attention to my children in so long, I don’t even know how old they are, or what their names are. All I know is breeding, Dr. Breeding, breathing and fine dining.
Every time you say Sam-Hain another horror franchise gets rebooted
Dr. LOOMIS SAID IT!!!
“Do I have to drink natti-light, too?!”
😂🤣💀
This is gonna be a great 3+hours! Thanks!!!!!!
Hope so!
I'm 23 minutes in and as much as I'm loving the content I can't help but watch that one bit of hair that sticks up.
Sooorrrryyyyy
It was worth it
This is such an improvement in video and editing quality compared to the Sharknado video. There's a lot of creativity and variety in the inserts now.
Thank you! We've actually had several meetings about just that in the past couple months. Trying to be more intentional with them.
There are so many amazing little references sprinkled throughout this that probably don’t get the attention they deserve because of the immense size of the video but they are appreciated!
Glad you noticed!
You know it’s gonna be a good one when Jordan opens the first movie by stating, “Good Morning, America,” slamming a Naty Light, and crying.
It’s how I start every day!
@@Drjordanbreeding Me too, Jordan. Me too.
@@Drjordanbreeding I do too, and I don't even live in America!
it's crazy how many times michael has walked through a closed door
I applaud your restraint in waiting over an hour for the Shrek joke.
I'm a master of restraint
I guess it would be super weird if Robert J. Zombie was good at writing teenage girl dialogue but he does somehow become even worse in the second movie.
It’s… so awful
Dr Lumis in Halloween kills isn’t CG it’s actually an actor in prosthetics! That neat huh?
Oh really? That honestly looks great!
@@Drjordanbreeding The guy in the prosthetics does resemble Loomis/Pleasance but it was really an excellent job!
Yeah the dude was like a grip or gaffer that kinda looked like og Loomis so they put him in the chair
Its always real nice to see studios using practical effects, even when it looks a bit weird it usually ages better than cg
In an alternate timeline, the good doctor does every freaking 'Pitch Meeting'.
The Ryan/ Dr. Jordan crossover needs to happen. 🤘
That’d be super fun
The sheer joke density in these videos is really impressive.
Thank you! That's our goal!
@@Drjordanbreeding any chance of you and Dave going on the 1900-Hotdog podcast that Seanbaby and Brockway do?
@@dillon1037 well I don’t really know them so… I doubt it?
Jane, hold my calls!! The Dr is IN!! Be back in 3hrs...
Closer to four, Jane.
YESSSS!!!!! just a big ole YESSSSSSS Thank you Jordan.
BTW, the first 90 seconds of the Scream episode is still one of the funniest 90 seconds on RUclips. From the Gah Gah Gah at the start to you talking to Dave makes me crack up EVERY TIME
Haha that’s awesome! I really like that video a lot
@@Drjordanbreeding you and that knife making your "viral video" I just lose it every time. "Gah Gah Gah Gah". I need to make that my ringtone that no one would ever hear because I haven't taken my phone off silent in 10 years....but I still need it to be my ringtone.
Haha well I'm glad you like it so much. We put a LOT into these stupid videos.@@utopaline9491
@@Drjordanbreedingif by stupid videos, you mean works of art...well you are probably wrong, but they are pretty funny. 😂
Alright it’s 12 minutes passed midnight… definitely the right moment to start this video!
Haha absolutely!
Fun fact: the iconic mask is actually an old-ass Captain Kirk mask
We get there, eventually!
@@Drjordanbreeding I've got a pleasant 3 hours ahead of me
Discount Charlie Day makes the work day much better! Thanks (definitely-a-real) Doctor!
Haha someday I will be FULL PRICE
Any question that starts with, So, youre saying , Dave is....? Yes. The answer is always yes. And the yes is always Dave.
Amen to that haha
Samhain is just OG Halloween. And yes, it is pronounced the way the creepy old white-haired man said it, Sow-in. The Irish language and its gaelic cousins just be like that.
God I did not know there were this many movies!! This is wild how much it’s been rebooted
They just keep trying!
My brain was waiting for a ITYSL "Tables!" reference during the John Wick tangent. 😂 This video has some great cutaway bits
Ha there's always a ITYSL right around the corner.
Im Forced To Endure Unimaginable Pleasure In A Puzzle Box Until I Explain Every Hellraiser Movie. I miss sensual Dr. Breeding
That’s my plan for NEXT Halloween!
@@Drjordanbreeding i think you'll be able to block your family from seeing the video by then!
Jordan, you know I was quite happy with your last video. It was entertaining. It was funny but clips were hilarious. The story line that you laid out was perfect. I was happy. And now you did Halloween. I was not happy before. That was all a facade. This is brilliant. This is more than amazing. You are by far one of the most creative minds on RUclips. Now I know once you become a mega star things will change but hopefully you will not forget the people that loved you when you were just a lonely doctor. And Dave, we love you too. Keep up the great work you guys!
Sheesh well thank you so much for saying all that! Mega stardom is quite a ways off haha. I’m just going to keep making crazy videos
It's funny for Timeline 3 Laurie's fortress makes no sense since Michael basically had two Halloween killings one while he was 6. If movie two happened then suddenly the fortress makes sense since Michael survived an explosion.
But yeah that fire fight scene was one of the coolest things ever
Right he's just a random guy who killed a few people one night and was immediately captured!
JORDAN BREEDING!
I've been waiting for this to come out and its here, on my birthday! fuck yeah, man. Keep the videos coming, love the content. Remember to feed Dave.
NEVER WILL I FEED DAVE! But also thanks happy birthday!
Is the "sexy pirate" quip foreshadowing a Pirates of the Caribbean super recap?
If so, please also review the rides.
Maybeeeeeeeee (i have no idea haha)
I recognize the script from my favorite YBOC episode. Love it.
SHHHHHHHHH
The frequent WKUK smash cuts make me increasingly emotional as the video goes on, but I'm so thankful for their inclusion - I hope more people get exposed to the boys this way. Thank you.
WKUK is probably the most foundational comedy influence on me. Trevor Moore lived in Charlottesville for awhile. His parents still do and know my parents.
I got the sense there was some kind of connection there. I bonded over WKUK with a close friend who passed away, when I heard that they were getting things going again I got very excited at just how excited they were to be back at it. They'd earned it. To a degree, it felt like I could experience an aspect of that old friendship again that wasn't just in the past-tense, embarassing as that is for me to admit.
So when what happened happened, it hit me in a way that I didn't really see coming, the whole situation just fucked up my worldview for a while - to be succinct. It helps to be exposed to the old stuff in small doses like this. I could tell it was done out of appreciation and a desire to spread the good word and I thank you for that.
Sorry to talk about someone else's content on your video I really do love what you do and I'm grateful I happened across your channel.
@@DrjordanbreedingI found out by a rest in peace post made on the R Bud Dwyer family-run Facebook tribute page. I was so confused, because it wouldn't be funny and it's not a page to make any such joke, but then it couldn't actually be real. But then, there was this sense of "oh, of COURSE!" to learn that he had a friendly connection with an R Bud Dwyer family tribute page. It gave me a slight smile in the heartbreak...
@@fuzzydunlop7928 I agree. I was just getting reaquainted through their SSS RUclips replays, Buckerson and Meyers, his online talk show and specials;getting excited for Mars - then he's gone. So much talent gone way too early. It's fantastic and comforting to see WKUK appreciated here and on other channels like Dead Meat
As an Irish person I can confirm we do eat stew & potatoes (except for that one time during the 19th Century).
I KNEW IT
@@Drjordanbreeding 🤣🤣🤣
Doc you did it again in unrelated non-doctor news I had a "doctor" break my head open for what they call a "craniotomy" and these videos have been a huge help in my "recovery" but seriously thanks man
Holy crap. I hope everything’s okay!
@@Drjordanbreeding getting better every day! I hope everything is going well on your end
I don't mind the Halloween movies and my favorite is the 3rd one :). Awesome job on running down all 13 films.
My favorite is the new trilogy!
You threw in ICP and matty matheson!!!... Fucking phenomenal work dr. Breeding! I love this channel.
Haha thanks!
As an almost 40 year old IL resident I had no idea this movie was set here.
Another banger, Jordan!
24:30 Hell yeah Logic Pro X gang gang!
You’re welcome haha
The little convo about the kool aid man and the one from the last crusade about guarding a cup are my antidepressants.
Haha glad to hear it!
Also, so glad you saved Season of the Witch for last. Like… wtf Halloween. They really thought they could just franchise this movie series. But it’s like if you put a Taco Bell sign on an Arby’s but kept all the food and menu and equipment. It doesn’t make any damned sense.
This is how you know Dr. Jordan Breeding is a great doctor. He called the insurance rather than asking Jordan to call the insurance for him
I'm the best doctor
We need a 'Jordan gets stuck in a creepy doll factory until he explains every Chucky movie (& new shows maybe 😅)'
LONG LIVE DAVE ❤😂
It's definitely on the list!
You and your editor make a great combo. Love your work.
Haha I'm the primary editor, but I definitely have help! Thanks!
Dude I’m so excited for this one! I would absolutely subscribe to your Patreon if I didn’t just lose my job when I got hurt at work and like a major part of my hand got cut. But as soon as I do get a new job man I will definitely pledge your Patreon!
Holy crap I’m so sorry to hear that! Absolutely no rush on Patreon stuff, just get healed.
@@Drjordanbreeding that’s what I’ve been focusing on healing ♥️
it's so weird hearing michael being referred to by his last name only
I can explain how happy it makes me to watch your view counts climb.
Keep up the great work, man. I watch your content more than any other RUclipsr now. There's just something so light and cozy about these videos. They're just effortless to watch.
Ha! That is never how I thought somebody would describe my videos, but I’m so happy you’re enjoying them!
This video is sooo long and I love it soooo much.
Good!
Just had the longest weekend ever THANK YOU for dropping this exactly when I got home
Hope you enjoy it! Sorry about the long weekend!
"Check out this rune. It makes me fertile."
That needs to be your next tshirt.❤😂
Haha for sure. We actually did just make a goofy Halloween one
Almost 4 hrs… nice! I’m about an hr in and so far, so great! Thanks doc!
Awesome!
Dude, your first video (21:39) was great. You were destined for cinema greatness.
Haha thank you
Hearing "Awesome God" in this context was not what I had on my bingo card for this week, but I'll roll with it.
I've had a pretty bad week and this made it better.
Thank you as always for your videos and the hard work.
Don't stop wearing those good jackets
I'm glad! And thanks I'll try haha
i was looking for this one a few days ago and was shocked that it didn't exist yet. so hoping it would happen and here it is. such a great series
Haha well I'm glad it worked out!
I'll have to find a quiet afternoon this week to watch this, but I already know I'm gonna love every second of it!! 😍
I hope you like it!
@@Drjordanbreeding I've finally gotten around to watching and it was great! Witty, humourous, at times insightful, and genuinely fun! Can't wait for your next project!
@@marklinnhoefer7335 great!
Can’t wait for the: Dave Kills Dogs Until I Explain All the John Wick Movies episode.
It’ll happen someday for sure?
What a ride! I still don’t understand the series but I’m oddly okay with that.
I’d love to see your recap of the Alien series!
Yeah these videos aren't very helpful for that. And I'd love to do Alien!
"I just told them dave did it. Hes in jail now" 😶😂 thats messed up jordan 😂
It had to be done!
This was just what I needed to help me get through today! 🙂 🎃❤️
Man... The "Oh." music sound byte is always so funny.
I also thoroughly enjoy you constantly referencing Whitest kids You Know. Rip Trevor Moore.
Love your videos fam! Keep up the great work! c:
Glad you enjoy it!
Real ADHD vs What people think ADHD is(the editing/cut aways)😂
Me: turns up the brightness on my screen…
Me: wow I still can’t see anything
Jordan: this movie looks like dark opaque sh*t
Me: ohhhhh okay. 😂
I'm not wrong haha
@@Drjordanbreeding omg he replied to me I feel so seen
@@travisray3761you are, my child
The couch Is back! Just in time for October 33rd 😂😂😂🤝🏾
Haha which couch?
@@Drjordanbreeding the couch in which is used for casting 👀👀👀. Of course
Ah yes. Of course@@TheArtofKAS
This channel deserves so many more subscribers! Only recently discovered you and I love your energy. Thank you for being you 🙌🏽
Thank you so much!!
seeing matty matheson noodling during the catfish bit made me choke on my tea 💀
(i know i keep leaving loads of comments. it'll keep happening)