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he doesn’t need a yanket, he needs a far bigger one. called the funket or something. cause if you actually knew quagmire, you’d know he is not going to masturbate to satisfy his needs…
@@therealmattdamon5161 He's wearing the yanket, obviously looking like he yanking, then when someone asks "What's going on down there?" he pulls out a bomb, instead of yanking.
@@coleparker11 Somehow Americans can't help but find a way to be critical of European countries for literally no reason, when they're not mentioned at all. Absolutely wild. Oh, and I'm not sure you're aware, but the term "wank" originated in a country that isn't in the EU.
It's wise to use a condom while "yanketing" under the Yanket. Future versions of the product will come with two inner pockets: one for storing plastic bags and preservatives, another for plastic bags with condoms inside.
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Missed opportunity to say "you'll never know till ya yanket"
Damn😂😂😂
@japulus ?/10
@japulus what about the other 4 points
@@djneonreaper4990 they’re under the blanket
🤣🤣🤣 kudos 👌
“Let’s watch a scarlet Johansson movie” 😂😂😂😂
Ay Peter ain’t wrong tho she kinda bad
@@buddy5318especially as Natasha Romanoff
Lmfaooooooo
Lmafo
Yes sir!🤗
all the men were smiling in this commercial lmfao
Oh my gawd zaddy I just wanna be your yanket so bad right now
@@sparkybig9799the hell
@@sparkybig9799 you are sick in the head
Not the cop
First off, no. Second, there's a down bad individual who's trying to fuck the entire comment section. If u see this person, be on your guard
The fact the blanket doesn’t move when you move your hands while *petting the chicken* makes it an incredible product.
"Petting the chicken" 💀💀💀💀💀
Ah, that's a nice chicken...
It’s just a tiny little chicken
@@Amber-_-514hello another trans-bi :3
dude what?@@lyger_playz
"What's going on under that blanket?"
Tax fraud
You’ll never know until you yanket
@@mynameisnotzelda1212 nice copy paste (cp)
The IRS always knows
The worst crime ever.
@@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent that is not what cp stands for 😰
Bet quagmire was the 1st one to order a Yanket 😂😂😂
He don't need.. he could do open public
GIGITY GIGITY GOO
Bet he also watched your mom while using it
he doesn’t need a yanket, he needs a far bigger one. called the funket or something. cause if you actually knew quagmire, you’d know he is not going to masturbate to satisfy his needs…
Can't find them on Amazon...
I think the colour of blanket will fade away gradually 🤣🤣
Nah, they’d end up signifying relationship status
@@Stahlfresser na it would just shatter if you'd drop it like when Chris had his problem with "entering himself"
he knows from experience
Red to Pink... Pink to a Lighter Pink... and so on
Pyramid scheme. Makes you buy another.
Clinching his teeth; nothing, watching a Scarlet Johansen movie. 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Perfect occasion for a Yanket!
He said lets watch
Where can I get the? I’m asking for a frie-, me. I’m asking for me
Is that a ray williams quote?
@@GodOfFeesh yes
Dont we all want one?
@@GodOfFeesh i thought it was quagmire
Stolen 🏅
“Let’s watch a Scarlett Johansson movie”
Plays sing
Even better
@Arawashi Pilot Oniiko what
Wtf
I could play Lost in Translation
No no play that one where she gets nakey
Chris is the first customer 😂
*Quagmire
Both Chris and Quagmire
*Herbert*
@@bookishgamer890no he has actual men
Peter is making business moves 😂😂😂
"Hey what's going on under that blanket?"
* pulls out bomb *
This doesn’t make sense
@@therealmattdamon5161 how doesn't it?
@@connor9575 then boom
@@therealmattdamon5161 He's wearing the yanket, obviously looking like he yanking, then when someone asks "What's going on down there?" he pulls out a bomb, instead of yanking.
"just massaging my missle sir ... uh i mean you'll never know "🤣
Scarlet Johansson movie? Perfect choice
the only person he should do it to is his wife
@@Isaac_Stuart okay?
Yessir
Don Jon 😏
@@varunmehta5627 Under the skin 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Pee wee Herman needed this
When I first saw this episode when i was younger I never got the joke until a few months ago and oh my god this is legendary
Literally saying "masterbate" was approved for network television. What age of censorship are we living in?
??? Autist
@@gamingforalaugh77 yeah my point is they censored it in this clip
Ikr
@@butitsbassboosted
Yea. They once deleted my comment for saying ‘thanks’
@@BroRUclipsRuinedMyUsername Lol same except mine happens alot more often. Thought it was a bug
Should have called it the Tuggie™️
No
The jacket
@@greif1779 oh. my. God.
Sounds like a competing product
@@greif1779 OHHHHH
Scarlett Johansson got me 💀
"Let's watch a Scarlet Johansson movie" 😂😂😂🤣🤣
The guys' faces as they wear the blankets 😂
Stewie put a Yanket on Chris bc he was just doin it out in the open
That’s gold
Nah, stewie would become his the yanket
that guy at the stadium was really enjoying it
Skinny Lois doesnt suffer from being cold unlike fat Peter💀💀
All that fat was supposed to keep him warm during winter (Probably) 💀💀
SHOULA BEEN CALLED THE WANKET
This is an underrated comment.
Too obvious
Yank is the same as wank
Thats the knock off EU version
@@coleparker11 Somehow Americans can't help but find a way to be critical of European countries for literally no reason, when they're not mentioned at all. Absolutely wild.
Oh, and I'm not sure you're aware, but the term "wank" originated in a country that isn't in the EU.
We need this on Shark Tank
*Shark Yank
@@mvl71😂Shark Yank
@@mvl71 ha ha
Can't wait to hear the sales pitch
Mark Cuban would still find something wrong with it
The way Peter looked at the camera
Should have called it the Wanket
Nah, in the USA it's
"Get yourself the Yanket so you can Wank it today"
Americans don't use the term wank.
@@thepsychicspoon5984 I mean we can, I do at least. Wanker is fun to say
or Manket= masturbation blanket
Best Advertising ever 😂
“Let’s watch a Scarlett Johansson movie”
🤣🤣
Sus
I could play Lost in Translation
*proceeds to put on the SpongeBob movie*
“Thanks for getting me this! Let’s go to the park son!”
My face hurts after laughing so much .
"Hey What's Under That Blanket"
"You'll Never Know"
😏
The Yanket, the Wanket, the Tuggie, all excellent names
Your real hands going to town!
I felt that
I really thought Peter was going to scream at the camera to go away... then I remembered he's a freak 😅
“So how inappropriate do you want to make this blanket?”
Peter griffin: yes.
Well no sh!t it’s an adult rated show
@@Coopdog0108we wouldn't have known that unless you explained, thanks
“Sir, why are your arms and shirt shaking?”
“You’ll never know!” 😉
The mouth movement is so well animated that anyone can read his lips and realize what he's saying 😂🤣
What are you doing?
Yanking it 😂
"Let's watch a Keanu Reeves movie."
True
🤨📸
Sus
Breathtaking
Who’s keanu reeves (and scarlet johansen)?
THIS SENT ME LMFAO IM FLYING 😭😭😭😂😂✈️🚀📈
It's such a perfect joke. You can just show men doing normal things wearing it and it's immediately hilarious.
Me: *buys one for each homie* it’s time men
I'm watching a scarlett johansson movie😭😭💀💀
Which one 👀
@@chronicthingz home alone 3
no you're watching family guy clips
Need a yanket?
The yanket is perfect for sitting next to your crush at the lunch table.
"Nothing. Let's watch a Scarlett Johansson movie!" We can all relate to that
“Yay! Everybody’s happy! I love this FAMILY!!!!!!!”
"What's the purpose of those han---OoOOOoOhhh. I see"
69 likes 💀😭
@@safaeeljaafari4048not anymore😂
Lol I need that😂😂😂
The only place I’ve seen it is on Amazon I’ve linked it as pinned comment it’s expensive though😂
Chris Griffin’s favorite blanket.
Just imagine all the boys at his school going in with one, and the teachers think it's some pink fundraiser.
I love the bit so much because the mere knowledge of what a yanket is renders it pointless lol
I went online shopping and searched for this and there is one like this 😊
Cop: Hey what's going on under that blanket
Peter: You'll never know
Cop: *lifts Yanket*
Also cop: 👁👄👁
Basically me at the barbershop... you heard me.
This maybe Family Guy's greatest cutaway.
People are censoring masturbate now? How pathetic.
The algorithm
Fuck youtube man, every decision this platform makes, every update is fucking garbage. I
Ya know, that's actually kinda smart
Its the police officer for me; "hey whats going on under that blanket?" 😂😂😂😂
Those faces... pure bliss.
*"I'll take your entire stock"*
Should've called it the jacket
Those are already invented
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh now that I think about it.......
The name Yanket is actually starting to make sense now 😳
I love the yanket when I yank it😂😂😂
Oh nice i can wear that while watching your videos 😂
😂😂
"And wait there's more"
Feels like I'm watching an ads on a shopping channel.
I want that😂
Ffs the scarlet Johansson line 😂😂😂
shoulda called it the Wanket
Need this asap on shark tank
This reminds me of the people who were doing it under a blanket at those parks
This gave Johnny Sins so many more jobs
"The Yank it" brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
"What's under that blanket ?"
You don't wanna know .
Unless ....😂
Peter is an actual genius at times
If you have to censor it, don't show the clip.
Its so fucking dumb, especially because it was aired uncensored on fucking tv. Why does it need to be censored now? Fucking youtube
Why would you censor the word masturbate?
Because youtube fucking blows massive donkey balls. Even stricter censoring than actual network tv. Fucking annoying.
Idk
How can the internet be more censored than a network show? I mean it’s the internet.
A device every man deserves and needs
Speak for yourself
Women too. Nomally I just use a normal blanket
I refuse to believe Lois would willingly act in this ad
When the blanket gets up and walks away you’ll know why 😭
It's wise to use a condom while "yanketing" under the Yanket.
Future versions of the product will come with two inner pockets: one for storing plastic bags and preservatives, another for plastic bags with condoms inside.
I come back to this 6 months later and understand what word is blanked out
I think my friend…um um Johnny….. um mhh Table, Johnny Table ..me I mean My friend Johnny Table would like one.
Is this a That 70s Show reference? 😄
@@basikgirl9983 it sure is! 😆
@@mariogonzalez5107 love that show
An incredible idea!!
The taney move till he polloi 🤣🤣🤣🐓🐔
Lowkey feels like there making fun of the thneed from the the Lorax 😭😂
This is basicly when you go on the hub without add block
Somebody going to be on Shark Tank with this in future!
I love this family!
I could actually seeing this being made today
And the best part is that this was a success for Peter financially
Every male: *quickly buying one*
I love this ad I like the AD And feel bad for Peter
I NEED THAT LOL
Ok, after being in the navy attached to the Marines, the military could use this.
Censoring it ruins the impact of the joke change my mind
it's a gross medical word that isn't funny and adds nothing, hearing it would ruin the impact of the yanket
It’s the guy from Fortnite 😮😮
Meanwhile your your hands are under the blanket visiting to town 😅
Imagine using this at school 😂😂
As a teacher💀💀💀
@@iamzedudeyouknowwhatiemean LMAOOO