Unbreakable Ice Cream Safe

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @CarbonFinGaming
    @CarbonFinGaming 4 года назад +30709

    Christmas came early with a Mark Rober video!

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan 4 года назад +3371

    i cant wait till next week

    • @Hdthebest25
      @Hdthebest25 4 года назад +10

      Comment

    • @Serkoid
      @Serkoid 4 года назад +31

      My exams are next week :'(

    • @bemwy
      @bemwy 4 года назад +16

      Did not expect to see you here

    • @dont3896
      @dont3896 4 года назад +5

      Dont read my PROFILê PICTURē :)

    • @dice2030
      @dice2030 4 года назад +2

      .

  • @phoenix_dreams6206
    @phoenix_dreams6206 4 года назад +2018

    Wife: Let's talk about feelings...
    Engineer: ...How do we optimize feelings?

    • @asmarashanice
      @asmarashanice 4 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @iadtag1853
      @iadtag1853 4 года назад +70

      Make it efficient with the use of only a few materials.

    • @TheOfficialShortStuff
      @TheOfficialShortStuff 4 года назад +4

      Phoenix_Dreams funny... but I didn't laugh... ???

    • @ngflycloud
      @ngflycloud 4 года назад +32

      nah, totally unrealistic scenario, it should have been
      Engineer, how do we hack feelings so they work and we'll never touch it again.

    • @imthatkid1234
      @imthatkid1234 4 года назад +2

      Wife: I don’t know we talk
      Engineer: 😑

  • @djneutron8450
    @djneutron8450 3 года назад +165

    Mark is just so smart and makes me so happy to watch him do amazing things

  • @ChrisRobinson04
    @ChrisRobinson04 4 года назад +2105

    It's all fun and games till he hears:
    "hEy gUyS iTs ThE lOck pIcKiNg lAwYer"

    • @iszeusawoman5363
      @iszeusawoman5363 4 года назад +33

      LMAO

    • @dont3896
      @dont3896 4 года назад +3

      Don't read my Profile picture :)

    • @mitch2456
      @mitch2456 4 года назад +67

      “Click on 1, nothing on 2”

    • @average0
      @average0 4 года назад +45

      @@dont3896 ok I wont

    • @benjamincutts6949
      @benjamincutts6949 4 года назад +56

      A good design overall, but suffers from one fatal flaw...

  • @Epicgaymer-kd3ot
    @Epicgaymer-kd3ot 4 года назад +620

    Mark: I can eat 1 tub of Ben and Jerry’s every day
    Me: are you kidding that’s insultingly low

    • @billprezioso3677
      @billprezioso3677 4 года назад +2

      NY super fudge crunch ummmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @poo-pie
      @poo-pie 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @lou2coool19
      @lou2coool19 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @sarinhighwind
      @sarinhighwind 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, thems rookie numbers. haha

    • @MeganDogsLover
      @MeganDogsLover 4 года назад +1

      ROOKIE NUMBERS
      I EAT 29 TUBS OF BEN AND JERRY’S EVERY TWO DAYS
      (14.5 a day)

  • @BrockPlaysFortnite
    @BrockPlaysFortnite 4 года назад +23106

    Can you imagine how humiliating it must be to have millions of people see you being a thief then getting sprayed by a skunk bomb 🗿

    • @ahzh999
      @ahzh999 4 года назад +300

      I’m a big fan Brock
      And i used your Setting
      Edit: thx for the likes it’s my most liked comment
      edit 2: holy thx for the likes I feel like Famous

    • @ruslan-qh5zo
      @ruslan-qh5zo 4 года назад +78

      CHEKMARK

    • @ruslan-qh5zo
      @ruslan-qh5zo 4 года назад +58

      Likes here I come

    • @zarz-skillz7301
      @zarz-skillz7301 4 года назад +12

      Bruh I found you I’m subed btw

    • @pathetic5036
      @pathetic5036 4 года назад +12

      Idk probably will just be like I am over

  • @raven1922
    @raven1922 3 года назад +22

    "will it into existence" lmao i luv that line

  • @JragonL1m
    @JragonL1m 4 года назад +2707

    Mark: “I can only make a couple videos per year, so it has to be important”
    Also mark: *ice cream safe*

  • @Aver187
    @Aver187 4 года назад +710

    Mark Rober: “30 seconds to consider if I really want to eat ice cream.”
    Me: *30 seconds longer until I can actually eat my ice cream.*

  • @pizzasaurus.
    @pizzasaurus. 4 года назад +665

    Mark: "I only make 12 videos a year so i have to carefully pick what i really want to talk about"
    Mark's Brain: *ice cream*

  • @mrelephante
    @mrelephante 3 года назад +45

    Alternate Universe:
    “Hey stop eating my ice cream”
    “Ok”

  • @sabakandashvili5373
    @sabakandashvili5373 4 года назад +3753

    *leaves NASA*
    *years later*
    "So, I made unbreakable ice cream safe!"

    • @widevladmirputin9080
      @widevladmirputin9080 4 года назад +127

      *NASA wants to know your location*

    • @ethanwang1866
      @ethanwang1866 4 года назад +80

      @@widevladmirputin9080 GOOGLE ALREADY HAS YOUR LOCATION

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 года назад +40

      I think he underestimates people. First thing most people would try to loosen the lid, would be to try to run warm water over it.

    • @victorwurtz9388
      @victorwurtz9388 4 года назад +3

      J

    • @Me-qy3rk
      @Me-qy3rk 3 года назад +26

      He’s probably having fun doing what he’s doing and that’s all that matterss

  • @daisy5530
    @daisy5530 4 года назад +696

    Mark: "I made this ice cream safe so nobody in my house can open it"
    Also Mark: *films video showing millions of people how to open it*

  • @royfablooo2810
    @royfablooo2810 4 года назад +574

    Legit was thinking Mark Robber spent 1 Year on building an Indestructible Ice Cream case, and then he said "Engineering Course"

  • @ksta5936
    @ksta5936 3 года назад +10

    Guys... Mark reminds me of Tadashi Hamada from Big Hero 6, but thanks for the incredible course Mark, your content all-round is very inspiring!

  • @doctorzed1743
    @doctorzed1743 4 года назад +982

    Mark: "It's impossible to open"
    Lock Picking Lawyers Wife: "Challenge accepted"

    • @falconlover5430
      @falconlover5430 4 года назад +19

      my fav video haha

    • @nerfshooter4216
      @nerfshooter4216 4 года назад +9

      I thought about that too!

    • @qnimx4847
      @qnimx4847 4 года назад +1

      you clearly copied someone

    • @bobestjust3191
      @bobestjust3191 4 года назад +5

      Just come off from his video, coincidence? I think not.

    • @bobestjust3191
      @bobestjust3191 4 года назад +3

      @Ann Leon Oh U right my terrible English.

  • @lography6917
    @lography6917 4 года назад +1240

    Normie: Dang, I'll never get into this Ben and Jerry's
    Me: *Eats the entire safe*

    • @arandomdino
      @arandomdino 4 года назад +54

      MissLockPickingLawyer: Finally a worth opponent

    • @michelesw1
      @michelesw1 4 года назад +7

      I had Ben and Jerrys

    • @guh3956
      @guh3956 4 года назад +8

      @@michelesw1 was it good?

    • @loganmouz5084
      @loganmouz5084 4 года назад +4

      @@guh3956 yes

    • @fewbronzegames
      @fewbronzegames 4 года назад +2

      same everyone else just seems way too simple, I mean like it's just more nutrition

  • @stk42
    @stk42 4 года назад +643

    Girl: can you open my water bottle?
    The water bottle:

  • @loganshotlavachannel6821
    @loganshotlavachannel6821 2 года назад +17

    I have watched almost all of your videos and I hope you keep creating awesome stuff

  • @erinhunt5027
    @erinhunt5027 4 года назад +709

    You know it’s serious when “the mark rober music” comes on

  • @MarkRober
    @MarkRober  4 года назад +525

    Stoked to finally share this. Enroll at Monthly.com/MarkRober and I'll see you in class!

  • @Meddio2
    @Meddio2 4 года назад +539

    "I pick my topics carefully"
    **creates ice cream safe**

    • @WooperGamerYT
      @WooperGamerYT 4 года назад +28

      Is was a SAFE topic

    • @dont3896
      @dont3896 4 года назад +1

      Dont read my PROFILê PICTURē :)

    • @yesstephen1854
      @yesstephen1854 4 года назад +4

      @@WooperGamerYT **Ba dum tchh**

    • @boxhead6177
      @boxhead6177 4 года назад +3

      Oh look he is about the sell us this awesome ice cream container as merch (which I would totally buy)... then sells us virtual education. That was random.

    • @rebekahgriffith4292
      @rebekahgriffith4292 4 года назад +1

      LOL

  • @renguul6546
    @renguul6546 Год назад +91

    Am I the only one who remembers this video being longer than this?😭

  • @patheticperson5294
    @patheticperson5294 4 года назад +763

    Mark: Tries to hide ice cream
    Also Mark: Ok so I’m going to show everyone where I hide it including my family

    • @nepnep5435
      @nepnep5435 4 года назад +7

      His replies section is full of bots KEKW

    • @glitched_bg3344
      @glitched_bg3344 4 года назад +6

      These bots are everywhere

    • @myentertainment55
      @myentertainment55 4 года назад +3

      Ha ha his family so fed up with him they don't watch his videos
      P.S. Joking! They are probably already eating his ice cream :D

    • @drumaboi47
      @drumaboi47 4 года назад +3

      Also mark: *laughs* that's not the only place I hide stuff

    • @leveenholdings6436
      @leveenholdings6436 4 года назад +1

      And how to open it. ...

  • @foxtron1276
    @foxtron1276 4 года назад +406

    Mark:
    "Its impossible to remove this lid"
    Me:
    "You'd better get your snowball gun out"

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 4 года назад +267

    Mark: “Unbreakable Ice-Cream Safe”
    LockPickingLawyer: “Hold my spoon.”

  • @harperclaire391
    @harperclaire391 3 года назад +63

    Mark: one day i thought about it, so i did it
    My Dad: I promis i will make a new kitchen,2 years later: i siad that?

    • @impithezuluwarrior7858
      @impithezuluwarrior7858 3 года назад +3

      Yes he did siad that

    • @bean40
      @bean40 3 года назад +2

      @@impithezuluwarrior7858 yes I love when people siad that

    • @Venricos
      @Venricos 3 года назад +1

      No he didn’t siad that he said it you got trolled

    • @IzzyDashh
      @IzzyDashh 3 года назад +4

      @@Venricos he siad he promis that he will make a new kitchen,

    • @therealveridicalyt497
      @therealveridicalyt497 3 года назад +1

      You siad that

  • @shamvles3426
    @shamvles3426 4 года назад +1003

    Mark’s family after watching this
    “Well I know where he was hiding the ice cream now”

    • @kale8687
      @kale8687 4 года назад +5

      lol

    • @NoOneAlive_
      @NoOneAlive_ 4 года назад +31

      And how to open it

    • @theadventuresofjk7283
      @theadventuresofjk7283 4 года назад +1

      @NoOneAlive your right.

    • @8ggt
      @8ggt 4 года назад +1

      @@theadventuresofjk7283 His right?

    • @simplygrace8393
      @simplygrace8393 4 года назад +2

      @@8ggt
      WHOOP WHOOP ITS THE GRAMMAR POLICE! COMING AT MORE PEOPLE THAN THE REAL ONES!

  • @caliberwhips9595
    @caliberwhips9595 4 года назад +2520

    Everyone gansta till Lock Picking Lawyer shows up

    • @meow64789
      @meow64789 4 года назад +114

      He already makes a video on a similar lock, and let his wife to "pick" it open.

    • @OnyHipHopMusic
      @OnyHipHopMusic 4 года назад +61

      @@meow64789 he should use this one , she wont be able to force entry lmfao

    • @jaysanchez2
      @jaysanchez2 4 года назад +14

      Looking for this comment lok

    • @zachgreen4182
      @zachgreen4182 4 года назад +17

      Theres nothing to pick, otherwise i'd agree. Lol and he immediately describes how to enter the container. Which, would have been painfully obvious to someone as smart as LPL anyways. Lol

    • @andrewdoesyt7787
      @andrewdoesyt7787 4 года назад +4

      @@meow64789 no he didn’t that one was a joke it didn’t even cover the whole thing of ice cream.

  • @akhanyatinaten2665
    @akhanyatinaten2665 4 года назад +499

    Mark: "Nothing is preventing me from eating the entire tub"... Me: "Haha yeah, it's a good snack" ...Mark: "in a single day" Me: oh....

  • @Kludos2005
    @Kludos2005 2 года назад +7

    the icecream safe is without a doubt my favorite of marks creations :D

  • @reptilianapplesalesman5479
    @reptilianapplesalesman5479 3 года назад +4129

    Optimist: The glass is half full
    Pessimist: The glass is half empty
    Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be

    • @arpita1shrivas
      @arpita1shrivas 3 года назад +75

      @@akshaj7011 genius has joined the chat.

    • @MarnieE73
      @MarnieE73 3 года назад +33

      [Call chat: *Mark Rober joined the call* ]

    • @reptilianapplesalesman5479
      @reptilianapplesalesman5479 3 года назад +31

      @@akshaj7011 It would work by volume

    • @kyleguajardo
      @kyleguajardo 3 года назад +77

      Physicist: If that glass is really half empty, then there is a vacuum within it, and you should duck, because it's going to pop.
      6th Grader: Doesn't the glass also have air in it? It's full, just full of air.
      Psychiatrist: If the glass feels empty inside, it may be experiencing symptoms of bipolar disorder.
      Pragmatist: Your deliberating has let the liquid inside sit so long that it reached room temperature.

    • @dependent2332
      @dependent2332 3 года назад +2

      Wow

  • @alejandropena5187
    @alejandropena5187 4 года назад +423

    Mark is like that one friend that can take a boring school project and can turn it into a gravity defying invention.

    • @Nathanhelmer2
      @Nathanhelmer2 4 года назад +4

      Grammar left the chat

    • @dont7142
      @dont7142 4 года назад

      Dont read my PROFILê PICTURe :)

    • @alejandropena5187
      @alejandropena5187 4 года назад +5

      @@Nathanhelmer2 Chill, I wrote this at 4 am I was like half asleep 😂

    • @Aranboi
      @Aranboi 4 года назад +2

      @@dont7142 bot

    • @tyronesawatzky1817
      @tyronesawatzky1817 4 года назад +1

      I know. It's crazy

  • @ThisLunitic
    @ThisLunitic 4 года назад +495

    Mark: “I don’t want my family eating my ice cream.”
    Marks family: This is gonna be hard to open, oh wait he made a video about how it works.

    • @Dargubus93
      @Dargubus93 4 года назад +40

      The moment, when he accepted that his family doesn't care about his videos^^

    • @itzpeaches695
      @itzpeaches695 4 года назад +2

      lol.

    • @onestar8796
      @onestar8796 4 года назад +6

      I think Lock Picking Lawyer's Wife do that with making a hole with knive at bottom of Ice Cream cup

    • @abuticky311
      @abuticky311 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @ThisLunitic
      @ThisLunitic 3 года назад

      You really copy someone else’s words bon

  • @cyreptus4604
    @cyreptus4604 2 года назад +1

    top 3 things people are scared of
    3: going to the dentist
    2: death
    1: a lid with mark rober's watermark on it

  • @Bean-mq2rz
    @Bean-mq2rz 4 года назад +277

    Mark: I’ve been working on this for year.”
    Me: dude. How many things do you have going on at a time??

    • @pathetic5036
      @pathetic5036 4 года назад +6

      Hes probably working on a video in 2021 now

    • @zmazn
      @zmazn 4 года назад +2

      @@pathetic5036 ye

    • @zachpadilla6643
      @zachpadilla6643 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @benjaminatwood
      @benjaminatwood 4 года назад

      I also thought this. I'm ... slightly jealous! xD

  • @yeshayahallis2429
    @yeshayahallis2429 4 года назад +467

    Me: an engineering course? That high school students can take? With Mark Rober? I'm in!
    Sees the price: maybe not this year

  • @is6031
    @is6031 4 года назад +425

    "Hi, I'm the lock picking lawyer and today we got...."

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 4 года назад +26

      1 is binding

    • @evansanford7378
      @evansanford7378 4 года назад +5

      We need that

    • @meep4531
      @meep4531 4 года назад +36

      my wife cutting out the bottom of the ice cream pint instead of learning how to lock pick

    • @plasmazmb1146
      @plasmazmb1146 4 года назад +5

      A click on 5

    • @catgaming9369
      @catgaming9369 4 года назад +4

      @Gabriella Kao 4 seems tight...

  • @angestudios7028
    @angestudios7028 Год назад +1

    The ice cream is the most valuable thing in earth, I’m with you Mark

  • @tikicat23
    @tikicat23 4 года назад +98

    i feel like the words "ice cream safe" was just clickbate to lure us to learn about his class
    it worked on me and now you have my attention

    • @huntermelliott2778
      @huntermelliott2778 4 года назад +2

      It pretty much was he barely talked about it

    • @Marnige
      @Marnige 4 года назад +2

      @@huntermelliott2778 he didn't barely talk about it, he explained it in its entirety in a brief segment of the video.

    • @huntermelliott2778
      @huntermelliott2778 4 года назад +1

      @@Marnige I know he talked about it in the video but for the length of the video and the amount of time he tried to sell us his new class it doesn’t seem like he spent that much time talking about the reason we clicked on the video

    • @huntermelliott2778
      @huntermelliott2778 4 года назад +1

      @Jayden Kai-Xuan Liew I watched the video how would it make me deaf because I feel he didn’t spend much time talking about the reason we clicked on the video

    • @huntermelliott2778
      @huntermelliott2778 4 года назад

      @@Marnige the key word in your comment is “brief”

  • @t-wongg3773
    @t-wongg3773 4 года назад +597

    “If youse an engineer and want something that doesn’t exist, then MAKE it exist”
    - Rober 2020

  • @Stuffthatsfunny1
    @Stuffthatsfunny1 4 года назад +149

    "it's camouflaged in this bag of frozen vegetables"
    Me: "That's how he got the Nasa job"

  • @carnemasisa6780
    @carnemasisa6780 3 года назад +6

    Mark: Now no one here can get my ice cream
    His family that see the video: Are you sure about that?

  • @deephorizon1365
    @deephorizon1365 4 года назад +157

    "Hello, this is the LockPickingLawyer and today I have found a incredible flaw in this ice cream lock."

    • @rex_s80
      @rex_s80 4 года назад +9

      Exactly what I was thinking about haha

    • @ad-skyobsidion4267
      @ad-skyobsidion4267 4 года назад +4

      I would like to see mrs lol getting into it

    • @heatshield
      @heatshield 4 года назад +1

      . . a little click when I turned on the hot water. . . I really should fix that. My wife is going to catch me.

    • @brandynamite3022
      @brandynamite3022 4 года назад +1

      just put a blow torch over it

    • @magk2524
      @magk2524 4 года назад

      @@brandynamite3022 just run it under water lol a blow torch is so unnecessary

  • @fadingchxrms4343
    @fadingchxrms4343 4 года назад +1111

    Scientists: So we made a 3D boat printer-
    Mark Rober: *iCe cReAm*

  • @jeffbezos9944
    @jeffbezos9944 4 года назад +447

    This channel is a prime example of “quality before quantity”
    That’s a compliment

    • @GinEric84
      @GinEric84 4 года назад +2

      If it ever not?

    • @artbyaerin
      @artbyaerin 4 года назад

      Sooooo true!

    • @dx87gaming31
      @dx87gaming31 4 года назад +1

      Technoblade is also a good example

    • @arnie0199
      @arnie0199 4 года назад +1

      @@dx87gaming31
      Came here to say this lol How was the stream? :D

    • @aaabbbuuu777
      @aaabbbuuu777 4 года назад

      Guys it turns out you need to pay money to enroll...

  • @TheDropstepNetwork
    @TheDropstepNetwork 2 года назад +1

    every time i watch these videos, i realized i am never destined to be an engineer lmao

  • @shamil6687
    @shamil6687 4 года назад +909

    Mark Rober: Teaches everyone to open the lid
    His family members that watched the video: ._.
    Edit: to all those in the reply section, who’s @DON’T?

    • @Nuc_1
      @Nuc_1 4 года назад +9

      @@dont6439 Screw you, no one cares
      Don't read my comment :)

    • @gamingjedi52
      @gamingjedi52 4 года назад +2

      @@dont6439 Sure,

    • @gamingjedi52
      @gamingjedi52 4 года назад +5

      @@Nuc_1 bruh

    • @xinzheng919
      @xinzheng919 4 года назад

      DON'T I know what this all lead to because some RUclipsr made an video on it (it an Rick roll)

    • @xinzheng919
      @xinzheng919 4 года назад

      Never mide

  • @dishywashy_
    @dishywashy_ 4 года назад +457

    I really thought for a second he was just making a device that sadistically takes too long to open so the icecream always melts.

  • @Smytguy
    @Smytguy 4 года назад +285

    Subscribing to this guy is a constant cycle of forgetting he exists then being extremely happy to see his new video

    • @stsalty1788
      @stsalty1788 4 года назад +4

      I thought you were him don’t so that to me

    • @ControlledWrinkles
      @ControlledWrinkles 4 года назад +3

      Good things come to those who wait…
      Just shows that real life takes time, unlike the instant gratification we’re all used to from watching Twitch, TikTok, or streaming entire series one episode after the other online.

    • @Deanameen
      @Deanameen 4 года назад

      Lmao so true ngl

    • @dont7142
      @dont7142 4 года назад

      Dont read my PROFILê PICTURe :)

    • @shreyjain3197
      @shreyjain3197 4 года назад

      IKR

  • @skylercohn8974
    @skylercohn8974 2 года назад +7

    Mark: I cant stop myself from eating this entire pint in one day
    Me over hear devouring the quart sized containers in a matter of seconds

  • @topcookies1097
    @topcookies1097 4 года назад +580

    MARK ROBER COOKING SHOW
    "I eat meat. Like, a lot of meat."
    "I made the richest man on Earth some pizza rolls."
    "Ice cream is objectively the best food in the world."
    "And then the back pops open with my favorite candy.."
    To be continued...

    • @Pussmash
      @Pussmash 4 года назад +3

      Hah good one. Yall have a good day, keep learning

    • @tyjohns479
      @tyjohns479 4 года назад

      You're literally pranking package thieves.
      Mark: Glitter go brrrr

    • @godsepicgamer3825
      @godsepicgamer3825 4 года назад

      @@tyjohns479 i just reilized (i spelled it wrong) that it really does make a brrrrr sound lol (yes i get the joke though)

    • @midmeh
      @midmeh 4 года назад

      @@Pussmash what keep on learning no! Keep on eating with no impulse control

    • @bellaguppies
      @bellaguppies 4 года назад

      Umm, do you mean The owner of Amazon, or bill gates?

  • @JordanTylerVincent
    @JordanTylerVincent 4 года назад +3465

    I can’t wait to see the new glitter video 😂

  • @idekidonteven
    @idekidonteven 4 года назад +829

    I’m just waiting for the “hello this is the lock picking lawyer”

    • @enpandemonium
      @enpandemonium 4 года назад +58

      His wife beat him in the ben&jerry lock tho lmao.

    • @faizmazlan5147
      @faizmazlan5147 4 года назад +27

      @@enpandemonium I'm sure she'll find a way to get inside the steel tub without knowing the trick behind it. XD

    • @Smitty300
      @Smitty300 4 года назад +6

      Fantastic reference!

    • @Mu51kM4n
      @Mu51kM4n 4 года назад +11

      I scrolled down to find this comment

    • @IronKnight2402
      @IronKnight2402 4 года назад +4

      Just looked up that video and I was not disappointed

  • @hockeyexostylx1730
    @hockeyexostylx1730 2 года назад +1

    4:11 I thought he was going to say “You will leave the class with three extra brain cells.”

  • @Martin_Faut
    @Martin_Faut 4 года назад +378

    mark: Everytime I solve a rubik’s cube I get candy!
    Speedcubers: I N F I N I T E. C A N D Y

  • @Generalneer4522
    @Generalneer4522 4 года назад +169

    Mark: *uploads a video*
    me: THE KING HAS RETURNED

  • @ad-1193
    @ad-1193 4 года назад +330

    Intelligence: high
    Creativity: high
    Looks: decent
    Voice: beautiful
    Social skills: great
    This guy just won the genetic lottery

    • @MattMcConaha
      @MattMcConaha 4 года назад +32

      Unibrow is off the charts, though. It wasn't fair to the rest of us so he had to get rid of it.

    • @name3072
      @name3072 4 года назад +27

      Nah it was all hard work

    • @dhruvavikas1632
      @dhruvavikas1632 4 года назад +5

      @@dont6439 ok i wont

    • @ad-1193
      @ad-1193 4 года назад +8

      @@name3072 Good luck working hard on having good looks and a beautiful voice then👏👏👏you'll have to work really hard on being intelligent, because have a lot of room for improvement

    • @mileskenyon
      @mileskenyon 4 года назад +8

      You really called him "decent". That means average where in from and he's much better looking than the average guy

  • @TheAaronmcmahon11
    @TheAaronmcmahon11 3 года назад

    How do you have looks, personality and brains? Total package.

  • @thales7947
    @thales7947 4 года назад +561

    "Hey guys, this is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and today..."

  • @cheeta2665
    @cheeta2665 4 года назад +247

    i can just hear “this is the lockpickinglawyer”

    • @AlechiaTheWitch
      @AlechiaTheWitch 4 года назад +4

      If he has a blow torch lol

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 4 года назад +2

      @@AlechiaTheWitch He has a tool to use induction to melt a lock shackle, the ice cream container is not safe.

    • @oneal43
      @oneal43 4 года назад +1

      Another LockPickingLawyer watcher, noice.

    • @catsrule256
      @catsrule256 4 года назад +1

      but its not a lock

    • @catsrule256
      @catsrule256 4 года назад

      he would probably destroy the ice cream before it was able to be eaten

  • @AG-ij9cw
    @AG-ij9cw 4 года назад +244

    Mark: "I made this to control my impulse."
    *His whole channel made up of what got him to impulsively get in the project in the first place."

  • @phonix6494
    @phonix6494 2 года назад +1

    "You can just wil it into existence" best sentence ever

  • @justinbhalla746
    @justinbhalla746 4 года назад +168

    Mark Rober: "It's impossible for even the strongest person to open this"
    Brian Shaw: "Hold my beer"

  • @mariapaduano
    @mariapaduano 4 года назад +403

    If Mark Rober was everyone’s science teacher in school...

    • @Blashphemous_Immortal
      @Blashphemous_Immortal 4 года назад +7

      Except that he technically is a certified School teacher

    • @Funtime2UwU
      @Funtime2UwU 4 года назад +7

      The world would be a better place

    • @Mikescott1111
      @Mikescott1111 4 года назад +7

      Everyone would love school

    • @SalmanYtOfficial
      @SalmanYtOfficial 4 года назад +3

      Thank you for subscribing friends, I hope goodness will always be with you

    • @jonesdylan3953
      @jonesdylan3953 4 года назад +4

      was? *is*

  • @brayanm.4894
    @brayanm.4894 4 года назад +57

    And when the world needed him most...
    HE CAME BACK!

  • @jdawg3591
    @jdawg3591 3 года назад +1

    I love ice cream to. My favorite ice cream is Ben and Jerry’s chocolate fudge brownie.

  • @DheemanSaha
    @DheemanSaha 4 года назад +315

    So basically he is making learning fun. Defying the rules of learning in college.

    • @fireelmo5400
      @fireelmo5400 4 года назад +3

      Yup

    • @HurricaneJahya
      @HurricaneJahya 4 года назад +3

      Is that even, like, legal?

    • @extremegamer377
      @extremegamer377 4 года назад +1

      Learning is fun you just have to find the right projects and motivation to work on said projects in terms of stem

    • @DheemanSaha
      @DheemanSaha 4 года назад

      @@extremegamer377 also right set of tools and people.

  • @tylerdarnell3671
    @tylerdarnell3671 4 года назад +204

    Petition for Mark to make a V2 for the squirrel obstacle course

    • @serenalizinnqui8474
      @serenalizinnqui8474 4 года назад +4

      Yeeeeeesssssss! Bring back Pha(n)t(astic) Gus.

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 4 года назад +4

      @@serenalizinnqui8474 I want to see her children do it as well

    • @dont9178
      @dont9178 4 года назад +1

      Dont read my PROFILê PICTURe :)

    • @ferret19731
      @ferret19731 4 года назад +2

      YES! Send the fat squirrel to the moon!

  • @miscellaneousgoblin910
    @miscellaneousgoblin910 4 года назад +204

    "This idea just occurred to me one day"
    -Mark Rober in a nutshell

  • @ERROR_404_GIME
    @ERROR_404_GIME 10 месяцев назад +1

    so you're telling me that literally out of nothing I can create a portal that moves in space? I even drew a drawing of it and one engineer confirmed that it would work.

  • @usayitwedoit9180
    @usayitwedoit9180 4 года назад +206

    Homework: “Come do me...”
    Mark rober video uploads
    Me: “It can wait.”

  • @sridharyarlagadda7730
    @sridharyarlagadda7730 4 года назад +67

    Mark is the only guy who gets excited when someone steals from him

  • @jbko6161
    @jbko6161 4 года назад +391

    Mark:
    "It's impossible to remove the lid"
    Me:
    "Hold my blowtorch"

    • @tuffjiggly8566
      @tuffjiggly8566 4 года назад +8

      Hammer is always the solution

    • @btson6134
      @btson6134 4 года назад

      melt the ice cream

    • @DebSquires
      @DebSquires 4 года назад +1

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    • @weinebibera
      @weinebibera 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @colewalker9307
      @colewalker9307 4 года назад

      Mark:
      Sprints away with your blowtorch

  • @LindsayPalmer-x8p
    @LindsayPalmer-x8p 4 месяца назад +1

    I love this one. It’s one of my favorites.

  • @nyxmarenightmare7274
    @nyxmarenightmare7274 4 года назад +351

    "This is the lock picking lawyer and today..."
    Mark: NOOOO

  • @lxagamer3
    @lxagamer3 4 года назад +24

    I was literally thinking yesterday "I miss Mark Rober. I hope he uploads soon," and here he is! Thank you, Mark, for the high-quality videos!

  • @AnonymousFreakYT
    @AnonymousFreakYT 4 года назад +129

    "...this entire tub in a single day."
    Uh... A small Ben & Jerry's tub at my house is called "snack size".

  • @kilwom
    @kilwom 3 года назад +2

    so, so smart. So innovative. So creative. My dream was to be an engineer for years, but then..
    HOW IS MAH BRAIN SUPPOSED TO WORK LIKE THAT

  • @ZonalJump97
    @ZonalJump97 4 года назад +304

    "This is the lock picking lawyer, and today..."

    • @trashedeggnog3858
      @trashedeggnog3858 4 года назад +11

      same thought!

    • @EuphoricBloodLust
      @EuphoricBloodLust 4 года назад +13

      I had a similar thought, but along the lines of "This is *MRS* LockPickingLawyer...*

    • @GrasshopperWithoutGrass
      @GrasshopperWithoutGrass 4 года назад

      @@dont3896 ive seen this rick roll

    • @EpicVideoGamer7771
      @EpicVideoGamer7771 4 года назад +1

      why did this make you think of LPL?

    • @DS-182
      @DS-182 4 года назад +5

      @@EpicVideoGamer7771 if you are not familiar with LPL there is a really badly made lock for ben and Jerry's ice cream container's.. the lock is more of a novelty than anything

  • @ibrahimbinimran4320
    @ibrahimbinimran4320 4 года назад +111

    Everyone: lets make safes for diamonds
    Mark, an intellectual: ice cream safe.

  • @Skerblash
    @Skerblash 4 года назад +189

    Mark: "No Impulse control."
    Me: Could this be "One of My People?"

  • @SUBSCRIBERSWithOutVideoC-qi9jr
    @SUBSCRIBERSWithOutVideoC-qi9jr 3 года назад

    Mark will have the coolest science stories to tell when he's a grandfather

  • @switch8428
    @switch8428 4 года назад +317

    Mark: its unbreakable
    LPL's Wife: *Are you challenging me mortal?*

  • @joannah4587
    @joannah4587 4 года назад +65

    If Mark became a physics teacher instead of a engineer at NASA, we wouldnt know he exists

    • @siennaq5553
      @siennaq5553 4 года назад

      lolololololololololololo

    • @thatgamer3490
      @thatgamer3490 4 года назад

      Yes lol

    • @andrehall6432
      @andrehall6432 4 года назад +1

      Working at NASA didn’t rlly make him uncapable of becoming a RUclipsr, so we might know he exists either way

    • @rajanrao
      @rajanrao 4 года назад

      So imagine how many other physics teachers that are out there that we don't know about...

  • @mattk751
    @mattk751 4 года назад +352

    Package Thieves: *Exist*
    Mark: So you've chosen Glitter.

    • @npknives7503
      @npknives7503 4 года назад +7

      Fart spray- nice try buddy

    • @pathetic5036
      @pathetic5036 4 года назад +4

      Me:I'm fine with that. I just wanna be in a Mark Rober video.

    • @KOmanYT
      @KOmanYT 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @andywr.097
      @andywr.097 4 года назад +2

      I think it's bcs glitter is messy and uncontrolled, it's hard to clean

    • @ica-2
      @ica-2 4 года назад

      @@howtoguruyt stfu

  • @Boxofbricks721
    @Boxofbricks721 2 года назад +2

    Way to go you found a way to make learning fun

  • @fisherclements3683
    @fisherclements3683 4 года назад +89

    How did I just watch a 10 minute commercial without even being bored or caring

    • @TJOverkill
      @TJOverkill 4 года назад +1

      ikr

    • @Silvercouls100
      @Silvercouls100 4 года назад +1

      I feel the same way I think the energy and enthusiasm that Mark Rober has is overpowering the boredom.

    • @Memesbypunk
      @Memesbypunk 4 года назад +2

      It’s mark Rober that’s why

  • @Cosmicly
    @Cosmicly 4 года назад +192

    "Ice cream is a scarce resource"
    My brother when my mom let's him go shopping for us: *I don't think so*

    • @snowdream2530
      @snowdream2530 4 года назад +1

      That's so wholesome

    • @exe1972
      @exe1972 4 года назад

      Hahaha I wish our mom let us get that much

    • @camhollo1139
      @camhollo1139 4 года назад

      @@projectretro8243 why not? I like kayaking myself. Don’t you?

    • @blightedadmiral7006
      @blightedadmiral7006 4 года назад

      @@camhollo1139 good point there man

  • @Walkman05YT
    @Walkman05YT 4 года назад +430

    “I could eat this whole tub in one day.”
    Me: it’s a Ben and Jerry’s. Aren’t you suppose to eat those in a sitting?

    • @pathetic5036
      @pathetic5036 4 года назад +1

      hahaha

    • @HarryPotter-cl5kv
      @HarryPotter-cl5kv 4 года назад +3

      Yeah lol

    • @fionadavis7047
      @fionadavis7047 4 года назад +2

      Yeah that’s what I just commented

    • @davidboman835
      @davidboman835 4 года назад +1

      the tubs say that they are like 2 ish servings, I dont understand their tiny serving size

    • @Fork.l
      @Fork.l 4 года назад +2

      wait, your supposed to eat it?

  • @Essela_5056
    @Essela_5056 2 месяца назад +1

    That ending came to me like a freaking jumpscare

  • @littledawsgaming4138
    @littledawsgaming4138 4 года назад +290

    Mark: ''Even if someone were to accidentally stumbled upon this bag of vegetables''
    me: ''well that wouldn't be a problem in my family''

  • @YouTubeLongs
    @YouTubeLongs 4 года назад +114

    _Note-to-self:_
    -When robbing Mark's house,make sure to put water on everything-

    • @w0wl
      @w0wl 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @Eulers_Identity
      @Eulers_Identity 4 года назад

      I think a neodymium magnet would work just as well😀

    • @royalefour9937
      @royalefour9937 4 года назад

      *gets glitter bombed in the process*

    • @ScrewYouTrevor
      @ScrewYouTrevor 4 года назад +1

      This is the funniest comment I’ve seen so far

  • @ThatPyukumuku
    @ThatPyukumuku 4 года назад +330

    Just wait until someone sticks that whole vegetable bag in the microwave

  • @Dinosaurus656
    @Dinosaurus656 2 года назад

    Mark is gangsta until his family overhears him making the video

  • @ceryshembury6346
    @ceryshembury6346 4 года назад +440

    Can we just admire how Mark has NEVER clickbated us

  • @auroradoesntknow
    @auroradoesntknow 4 года назад +202

    Mark uploads: *exited sounds*
    Mark says he’s gonna upload in a week: *even bigger exited sounds*
    Congrats on #2 on trending!

    • @izzyovo823
      @izzyovo823 4 года назад +3

      that was my exact reaction when watching this XD

    • @acefrost4499
      @acefrost4499 4 года назад +1

      Same here

    • @kalebgates7711
      @kalebgates7711 4 года назад +5

      I always get exited when I see an upload. I exit all over the place.

    • @mrpoopo2320
      @mrpoopo2320 4 года назад +3

      When he uploads I'm exit only!

    • @nicolekim4391
      @nicolekim4391 4 года назад +3

      Ah yes, exit, my favorite emotion .

  • @anononymouspl4315
    @anononymouspl4315 4 года назад +107

    Mark : "Glitter bomb 3.0"
    Me: "They never learn do they?"

    • @MikkiM33sh
      @MikkiM33sh 4 года назад +2

      Gotta get em all

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 4 года назад +1

      What I don’t get is that people even publish their videos of doing that on the internet. Like, you wanna tell the whole world that you’re a thief?

    • @anononymouspl4315
      @anononymouspl4315 4 года назад

      @@alexanderchristopher6237 Some people do that? Thats weird but there are way more messed up and weird things on the internet

  • @xaneanian
    @xaneanian 3 года назад +7

    Mark Rober in 2025: *"create your own class of teaching people mechanics"*