Liz Lemon's Best One-Liners

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @laurav19
    @laurav19 7 лет назад +525

    Ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party cause a Liz Lemon party is MANDATORY

  • @michaelpiazza7082
    @michaelpiazza7082 4 года назад +94

    “ why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!!” God I love Liz!!!!

  • @mikaeusbznd744
    @mikaeusbznd744 6 лет назад +100

    Every line on this show is genious.

    • @marcoschaub8978
      @marcoschaub8978 4 года назад +3

      Yes, it's genius, but is it also stable?

  • @CekaDStar
    @CekaDStar 6 лет назад +303

    “500 for kissing, 10,000 for snuggling end of list”

    • @UTU49
      @UTU49 4 года назад +11

      There's no way I'm paying 10,000 for snuggling.
      But the kissing for 500?
      Yeah, okay, I'll do that.

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast 4 года назад +7

      I forgot Liz Lemon ends propositions the way Ron Swanson ends conversations.

  • @xhappynonsense
    @xhappynonsense 7 лет назад +319

    "rejection from society is what created the x-men!" ahahahahaha GOLD

  • @TheGreenBeanEnthusiast
    @TheGreenBeanEnthusiast 7 лет назад +345

    “I have a sims family that keeps getting murdered” I love her so much. I am a Liz Lemon in disguise

    • @SilentBob731
      @SilentBob731 6 лет назад +5

      You wanna party?
      It's five hundred for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling...
      End of List.

    • @gonzalo4658
      @gonzalo4658 4 года назад

      NO ONE is a liz lemon

  • @Linzo24
    @Linzo24 4 года назад +21

    I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.
    At nearly 40 and living in Manhattan, I relate to this ALL too well

  • @alisonlevine8324
    @alisonlevine8324 6 лет назад +91

    ain't no party like a liz lemmon party cause a liz lemmon party is mandatory.

  • @constanzapinto7035
    @constanzapinto7035 6 лет назад +73

    what about: "One time at summer camp I kissed a girl on a dare but then she drowned" so dark and genius

    • @amilueur
      @amilueur 2 года назад +2

      The delivery was by far the best part of that line.

  • @stevenzeoli6147
    @stevenzeoli6147 3 года назад +19

    They are such a great comedy team. “Be quiet, Lemon.”

  • @hebetudeattitude7430
    @hebetudeattitude7430 7 лет назад +124

    this is quality but what about “i support women, i’m like a human bra.”

  • @eoghanfeighery7383
    @eoghanfeighery7383 6 лет назад +57

    I'm a 🌟!
    I'm on top!
    Somebody bring me some HAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @d_drake
    @d_drake 6 лет назад +89

    No "I want to go to there"?

  • @OrisStories
    @OrisStories 7 лет назад +49

    I lost my shit at "I don't want to inject you and listen to jazz." Hahahahahahahahah

  • @douglasmarquezin3575
    @douglasmarquezin3575 4 года назад +29

    "Is there a character more witty and/or ridiculous than "30 Rock" mainstay Liz Lemon?"
    - All of them. This show is memorable!

  • @tjtharp603
    @tjtharp603 2 года назад +8

    "Lemon out" will always be my favorite quote from 30 Rock

  • @Vaultdorr
    @Vaultdorr 6 лет назад +30

    Also no "If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down."

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 7 лет назад +32

    I love this woman.

  • @Tommy-be3om
    @Tommy-be3om 2 года назад +11

    "I was gonna take this class called "cooking for 1" but the teacher killed himself" 😭

  • @CarolineofTheInternet
    @CarolineofTheInternet 5 лет назад +11

    "And by heroine, I mean lady hero. I don't want to inject you and listen to jazz." 🤣

  • @ThatIckyGuy
    @ThatIckyGuy 6 лет назад +10

    There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is MANDATORY!

  • @_MSD75_
    @_MSD75_ 6 лет назад +13

    My hearts pounding like I'm watching Oprah' farewell season.

  • @Beuu0920
    @Beuu0920 3 года назад +6

    "Two can play at that game, just like most game." 😂

  • @tdtone2
    @tdtone2 3 года назад +5

    This show needs to come back!!!

  • @frankae4668
    @frankae4668 7 лет назад +38

    This plus the whole movie of Mean Girls

  • @cebailey5920
    @cebailey5920 6 лет назад +79

    OMG!
    "I'm 37. Please don't make me go to Brooklyn."
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Caprizonica
      @Caprizonica 5 лет назад +4

      I´m a foreigner and 38. What happens in Brooklyn if you´re 37?

    • @user36able
      @user36able 5 лет назад +2

      Explain please

    • @itsmeroox
      @itsmeroox 5 лет назад +2

      Yes please. What happened? I’m from South America and I don’t understand this reference

    • @jovianblue
      @jovianblue 5 лет назад +16

      It was already 1:00 AM and he was trying to have her go to more parties. She didn't want to go to Brooklyn, or anywhere else, because she was tired. And she was tired because she is 37. :P

    • @Renzoluis99
      @Renzoluis99 4 года назад +1

      Roxana it’s bc it’s a long commute.

  • @manuep4761
    @manuep4761 7 лет назад +47

    liz lemon i love you

  • @miguelquinones4508
    @miguelquinones4508 4 года назад +16

    WORKIN' ON MY NIGHT CHEESE

  • @jephteyiphtah3458
    @jephteyiphtah3458 7 лет назад +56

    Good God Lemon

  • @Tom-it6gi
    @Tom-it6gi 2 года назад +4

    "I was going to take this class called "cooking for one," but the teacher killed himself."

  • @josieblankstein8429
    @josieblankstein8429 4 года назад +11

    my favorite is when she's mad at frank and says "you look like gene simmons had sex with a basset hound!"

  • @drummbumm13
    @drummbumm13 7 лет назад +53

    End of list 😂

  • @typhonviserys8288
    @typhonviserys8288 5 лет назад +4

    "Pears? WHY?!"
    Not really a one liner, but one line that I totally get. ;)

  • @lisasimpson8895
    @lisasimpson8895 4 года назад +15

    "if you're a gay guy looking for a beard, i don't do that anymore!"

    • @pineappleprism1852
      @pineappleprism1852 3 года назад +1

      What does this even mean 😂

    • @jmann6130
      @jmann6130 3 года назад

      @@pineappleprism1852 a beard is a gay mans fake girlfriend

    • @pineappleprism1852
      @pineappleprism1852 3 года назад

      @@jmann6130 ohhhh

    • @lisasimpson8895
      @lisasimpson8895 3 года назад

      @@jmann6130 oh i thought this was like a weird fetish. it's not as funny now... but thanks for the clarification hahaha

  • @lacouerfairy
    @lacouerfairy Год назад +3

    "You're going to get me my sandwich or I'll cut your face up so bad you'll have a chin. You'll ALL have chins!"

  • @estellebyrne2333
    @estellebyrne2333 6 лет назад +9

    ''I'm lizzing, I'm lizzing *laughs*'' i'm actually crying of laughter

  • @Chris-b4w8t
    @Chris-b4w8t Год назад +1

    “Be quiet, Lemon” lmaooooo

  • @robt.v.8688
    @robt.v.8688 5 лет назад +10

    I relate too much to this character

  • @Lafemmefutile
    @Lafemmefutile 3 года назад +2

    They didn’t include one of my fave “I have to talk to some food!”

  • @loryoly2662
    @loryoly2662 5 лет назад +7

    I did that push up for nothing!

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 6 лет назад +18

    lol, "i don't want to inject you and listen to jazz." such a nerd.

  • @mrqs1549
    @mrqs1549 5 лет назад +2

    Lemon is my spirit animal

  • @rubbersoul8334
    @rubbersoul8334 5 лет назад +5

    Working on my night cheese.

  • @asmrcity3147
    @asmrcity3147 5 лет назад +7

    THIS moi!

  • @shreyakumar2445
    @shreyakumar2445 6 лет назад +2

    I love Liz Lemon so much

  • @mikaeusbznd744
    @mikaeusbznd744 2 года назад +2

    Somebody bring her some ham!

  • @crumbdav
    @crumbdav 5 лет назад +5

    I want to go to there

  • @user-tm1rx9hd1s
    @user-tm1rx9hd1s 6 лет назад +7

    I just realized that both Tina and Ana Kendrick say nerds a lot lol.

  • @xxIluvyouguysxx
    @xxIluvyouguysxx 6 лет назад +4

    I love Tina Fey 😂

  • @lauraperdue1307
    @lauraperdue1307 2 года назад

    Why isn't this video trending right now?!

  • @JoshJoshJoshJoshJoshJosh
    @JoshJoshJoshJoshJoshJosh 5 лет назад +4

    WHERE'S MY MAC AND CHEESE?!

  • @derekmann8239
    @derekmann8239 4 года назад +1

    Alright I think I need to watch this.

  • @SEAL341
    @SEAL341 6 лет назад +3

    Good God, Lemon!

  • @ApartmentKing66
    @ApartmentKing66 4 года назад +4

    I don't think Tina's _30 Rock_ character's name being "Liz" Lemon is a coincidence: Tina Fey's first name is Elizabeth.

  • @jaspaldeora8572
    @jaspaldeora8572 6 лет назад +7

    I Want to go to there

  • @schizo4253
    @schizo4253 3 года назад +1

    she is the best

  • @Serena-cq9hn
    @Serena-cq9hn Год назад

    Drop the mic! Lemon put bullies on blast!!

  • @MrLasveguinhas
    @MrLasveguinhas 4 года назад +3

    *I'm 37 please don't make me go to Brooklyn!!!!!!!!* (This is me at 27)

  • @mightyobserver12
    @mightyobserver12 4 года назад +2

    Yes he also have uncle cop

  • @tonyclifton265
    @tonyclifton265 Год назад +1

    funniest comedy show on TV

  • @yveskinney3948
    @yveskinney3948 5 лет назад +3

    What the WHAT!? 🤯

  • @lexination1
    @lexination1 6 лет назад +7

    "Liz Lemon out"
    *boos*

  • @jvcyt298
    @jvcyt298 Год назад

    "Somebody bring me some ham".

  • @ap3008
    @ap3008 6 лет назад +2

    "I'm lizzing..." :)))

  • @danielmitchell9093
    @danielmitchell9093 4 года назад +8

    0:57 Every libertarian ever

  • @ZoraTheberge
    @ZoraTheberge 7 лет назад +6

    Were you gonna 'Carrie' me?

  • @eureekasprings
    @eureekasprings 6 лет назад +2

    2:00-2:15 YES

  • @eyedeasneverdie3348
    @eyedeasneverdie3348 7 лет назад +10

    :45 500 for kissing, bargain!

  • @Herowebcomics
    @Herowebcomics 4 года назад +2

    She is so silly!

  • @mustyfan1584
    @mustyfan1584 6 лет назад +14

    “My gynecologist committed suicide”

    • @bouncyoink1234
      @bouncyoink1234 6 лет назад +3

      Musty Fan it was the cooking for one teacher!

    • @mustyfan1584
      @mustyfan1584 6 лет назад +1

      Jolene Oh yeah! 😂 “I was gonna take a class called ‘cooking for one’ but the teacher killed himself.”

    • @CarolineofTheInternet
      @CarolineofTheInternet 4 года назад

      That's a season six line

  • @Gyan7
    @Gyan7 7 лет назад +6

    What the hell did I just watch. Damn, that was both amusing, intriguing and weird at the same time. Guess that's humor!

    • @sleepingdogpro
      @sleepingdogpro 6 лет назад +2

      That's 30 Rock. Now imagine that combined with a dozen or so other characters all moving at 500 miles an hour every episode and you have the show.

    • @svyt
      @svyt 6 лет назад +3

      The density of jokes/minute in that show was awesome!

  • @lemonknope
    @lemonknope 4 года назад

    I'm crying😂😂😂😂

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 6 лет назад +1

    "Be quiet Lemon"

  • @jmann6130
    @jmann6130 4 года назад +1

    I love how she think’s my uncle is a cop is an intimidating threat like what’s to stop him from killing you 🤣

  • @SilentBob731
    @SilentBob731 6 лет назад +1

    I like Tina Fey quite a lot.
    I would go Full Thanos to marry Liz Lemon..
    ;-)

  • @randazzs
    @randazzs 3 года назад +1

    0:52

  • @Isabel-fc6nn
    @Isabel-fc6nn 6 лет назад

    This--> If I could push a ... people in the world would die, but I'd get free cable for life, I'd do it.

  • @alexandraluster284
    @alexandraluster284 2 года назад +1

    Is it sad that I identify so strongly with this woman?

  • @Jpizzakebab
    @Jpizzakebab 5 лет назад

    What's the meaning of the what a week sentence, please?

  • @Serena-cq9hn
    @Serena-cq9hn Год назад

    I don't care! I will start my own group! Rejection is what started the X-men! 😂🎉😮

  • @zeppelin1851
    @zeppelin1851 3 года назад

    Anyone else stop finding tina attractive after the "cant wear green because of witch undertones" Scene?? Lol

  • @andrewlirot4756
    @andrewlirot4756 19 дней назад

    Can...some help me...maybe five years aI found montage type clip of liz dating herself..not needing inter personal relationships to be happy... great message for someone not wanting feel lonely lovin intrapersonally kind a suff..i used that messagint to protect me from the negativety wrt being single...bs social you messages that quacks pipe into our minds about living as long in not in a relationship...so now i want watch it again and can't find it..youtube has changed in 5 years it is less of source of good content as it consilidates around official providers...i can't search everywhere and not an infinitie amount of time its algoritmically impossible...if anyone can help me locate and this short clip...ill gladly pay you tuesday for hamburger today..or really i can do.

  • @moramento22
    @moramento22 5 лет назад +1

    Blerg!

  • @oscarbadkin1775
    @oscarbadkin1775 2 года назад

    1:30 she's lizzing

  • @tvoovm7254
    @tvoovm7254 5 лет назад +5

    (1:11) Is that a gender bended Shaggy?

  • @1ummahabid
    @1ummahabid 7 лет назад +6

    Lemon out!

  • @abigailsalmanac
    @abigailsalmanac 3 года назад

    THIS MOI

  • @JohnBest
    @JohnBest 5 лет назад

    blood cookie?

  • @oess855
    @oess855 4 года назад

    She looks like Syren de mer

  • @Fredo526
    @Fredo526 4 года назад

    The best line was 'be quiet Lemon'

  • @vaughnjoe727
    @vaughnjoe727 Год назад

    This isn’t Hitler’s bunker, because that’d make me Hitler!

  • @TabsT-vy5jy
    @TabsT-vy5jy 6 лет назад +1

    "if youre a gay guy looking for a beard" LOL WHAT???

  • @washyrose5904
    @washyrose5904 6 лет назад +1

    Great video but so many of these are not one liners.

  • @luckyDancer100
    @luckyDancer100 7 лет назад +1

    I'm basically Liz haha

  • @robertlyday440
    @robertlyday440 6 лет назад +6

    The camera is always angled to hide the left side of her face with the scar, check it out. Shes still great though

    • @tomitstube
      @tomitstube 6 лет назад

      not really, idk what kind of surgery she had but the scar is barely visible any more, look at some old snl skits, it's been grafted or something.

    • @seamushowling572
      @seamushowling572 6 лет назад

      The scar is bad ass.

    • @abe_froman8360
      @abe_froman8360 6 лет назад

      It wasn't surgery. When she was a kid, some stranger came up to her and cut her cheek.

    • @simongiffin4701
      @simongiffin4701 6 лет назад

      It does not matter.

  • @orions221
    @orions221 Год назад

    Sorkinesque reparte!

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp393 10 месяцев назад

    The last good tv show

  • @Lena-kg2ek
    @Lena-kg2ek 3 месяца назад

    J

  • @SgtFCFox
    @SgtFCFox 3 года назад

    So in the words of joker: “women aren’t funny.”
    At least liz isn’t, Tina fey writes some pretty funny stuff for this series.

  • @therapy188
    @therapy188 7 лет назад

    She's pretty funny but what's up with her face? Ugg, right?