He didn't want to comment on getting defense briefings because he isn't getting them! He won't sign the ethics paperwork, so he can't be in on these meetings. Shows you what kind of leader he is going to be. What a joke.
@@okkietrooy6841 He wouldn't listen, read, or pay attention to them anyway. They had to knock the daily briefing down to 1 page with pictures during his first occupation.
He left us tied up over a shark who wants to eat us, the rope is slowly lowering further and further into it's open mouth. And Biden's dusting off his hand like "Yep, my work is done here."
He should retire to another country cause God knows what the crazy orange blob will do to him and the rest of this country. Wish I had the money to get away for the next 4yrs.😢💔
Biden did more than he gives himself credit for. And that's his problem. He wasn't able to promote himself, he can't be counting on others to do it for him.
President Joe Biden remains for me someone to admire and respect. This is an accolade coming from me. Bless you and keep you safe President Joe Biden. May you and your family have a restful, peaceful, calm and deserved retirement. No one deserves it more than you.
Wow! This was the first time I did not laugh during Seth’s opening segment. The news topics are just too disappointing and depressing! I can’t believe we are back to another 4 years of tRump. 😵💫
Thats not the first time trump floated the idea of him being a 3 term president i would take him seriously! There already figuring out ways to take away voting rights and gerrymandering new districts so you'll be lucky if you still have a chance in 2 years forgot about 4! There will never be anything close to a free and fair election again!
The drone thing is ridiculous. They're passenger aircraft, and stars. These people are very, very stupid and the media needs to stop giving them the attention they crave.
It's clearly not a passenger aircraft, but spy drones don't have bright lights. I suspect it is some type of war game to expose vulnerabilities, similar to how tech companies employ people to hack them to find weak spots in their security. Doge is talking cuts, I bet that has sent alarm bells ringing in military circles.
Remember when we thought Mitt Romney was weird for putting his dog in a carrier on the roof of his car? Oh, how we would learn what weird really was when RFK Jr put his chainsawed whale head up there.
to be fair, pandemic wouldn't have peaked if Trump was moderately competent. he blew off the entire pandemic playbook because he thought it'd make him look bad. Dude got a couple hundred thousand people killed for his ego
Well as Trump is adamant that he won last time, he has been President twice, which as the Constitution clearly states isvthevlimit. So in fact according to him he can't be President 😳
I don't have amnesia, this country is OBJECTIVELY in a much better place than it was 4 years ago. I don't count getting checks for sitting at home watching YT videos, but honestly I got a job, it pays better than the handouts, our economy is the envy of the world, we had the respect and trust of our allies again, the legislation to bolster infrastructure and secure our computer chip technology is SO important and IS effective, my ONLY wish is that the administration had made it impossible for the gullible goonish Trumpanzees to try and ignore it.
mitt "corporations paid me to say corporations are people to avoid individual legal responsibilities" romney He'll be remembered for some time as a complete sell-out to his country.
You can watch the body cam footage. The cops really were like "what!? He went down the f'n chimney! This f'n guy." Police activity channel has it a couple days back.
Remember when everyone was freaking out about creepy clowns appearing all over the country, and then that phenomena just went away? Yes, the clowns are behind the drones.
He's 78. What makes anyone think he'll live through the year, let alone until '32? His father was signing blank papers in a fake office by this point in his Alzheimer's.
Have you ever had a Trump Club Sandwich? It's a crime . A trump club sandwich consists of toasted white bread, it's full of baloney and spam, with Russian dressing and a small pickleon the side. A small mushroom head will cost an extra $130K.
Correction: at 9:57 Charlie Brown and his friends don't talk like that, the parents do. The premise of the joke is flawed as it would actually be us speaking like that to the "aliens".
Correction: The picture of Biden climbing the White House fence dies not make sense in the joke’s context as he appears to climb into the White House while the joke works on the premise that Biden is trying to leave the White House.
why do these keep getting posted twice? Are they splitting the closer look section off for separate videos but still including it in the full cuts? I keep thinking I've gotten too high...
Correction: Tony thinks the Russian is dead, so he wouldn’t be looking for him with a drone. Paulie and Chrissy know he might not be dead, but don’t know definitively.
I am very sorry dear President Biden. I respect you a lot but you did not leave the US in a better place...... because look who's going to soil the White House for the next four years.
Trump: "For some reason, they don't want to tell the people" Reporter: "Have you received intelligence briefing on the drones" Trump: "I don't want to comment on that" It seems like you ARE COMMENTING ON THAT! Oh and just to be sure everyone is paying attention, HE IS THE GOVERNMENT NOW. He does receive briefings...
@@charlesasmith7836 less of an imitator more of a choice giver. The crowd liked it and so does he. The trump thing and he's a pretty honest man. All jokes aside
He didn't want to comment on getting defense briefings because he isn't getting them! He won't sign the ethics paperwork, so he can't be in on these meetings. Shows you what kind of leader he is going to be. What a joke.
Interesting, does he get those briefings as president if he does not sign this document?
@@okkietrooy6841 He wouldn't listen, read, or pay attention to them anyway. They had to knock the daily briefing down to 1 page with pictures during his first occupation.
Don’t bet on it, rules don’t seem to apply to Trump. He just does whatever he wants and then the people around himconform and enable him
It's that pesky word,"ethics"!
Really.....that's what did it for you??
I really read that as “Biden says he’s leaving the US for a better place” and I honestly couldn’t even be mad at him. This is exhausting.
I hate to say it because I like the USA but I am so glad I`m not American right now.
He has the real power to do something now and doesn't.
He left us tied up over a shark who wants to eat us, the rope is slowly lowering further and further into it's open mouth.
And Biden's dusting off his hand like "Yep, my work is done here."
@baronvonbunghole5999 how is this Bidens fault?? Did he vote millions of times and elect the new president?? Wow people are ignorant
For a sec I thought it says “Biden says he’s leaving the United States”.
...in order _to be_ in a better place.
@ lol
He sort of is, in his corporeal form anyway…retiring to spend more time with his undertaker.
💔
He should retire to another country cause God knows what the crazy orange blob will do to him and the rest of this country. Wish I had the money to get away for the next 4yrs.😢💔
Tim Apple must have loved the story about the old woman at the grocery store who could only afford two cooks.
Yep, I'll thumbs up this.
the sad, sad thing, was she had to lug the third cook back to the refrigerator wout any help.
and he was kinda heavy.
plus, he had no coat.
:-)))
😂😂😂😂
😂❤👍🏼
Biden did a lot more than you or the mainstream media give him credit for.
Biden did more than he gives himself credit for. And that's his problem. He wasn't able to promote himself, he can't be counting on others to do it for him.
One of the best Presidents and presidency ever ever and ever. God bless Joe Biden.
Satan come and get your son Donald Trump.
President Joe Biden remains for me someone to admire and respect. This is an accolade coming from me. Bless you and keep you safe President Joe Biden. May you and your family have a restful, peaceful, calm and deserved retirement. No one deserves it more than you.
Tell a Democrat a lie! They get MAD! Tell a republican the truth! They get MAD!
@johnherold7289 Yep the Truth is an Evil 😈 word to them
Wow! This was the first time I did not laugh during Seth’s opening segment. The news topics are just too disappointing and depressing! I can’t believe we are back to another 4 years of tRump. 😵💫
Thats not the first time trump floated the idea of him being a 3 term president i would take him seriously! There already figuring out ways to take away voting rights and gerrymandering new districts so you'll be lucky if you still have a chance in 2 years forgot about 4! There will never be anything close to a free and fair election again!
The drone thing is ridiculous. They're passenger aircraft, and stars.
These people are very, very stupid and the media needs to stop giving them the attention they crave.
It's clearly not a passenger aircraft, but spy drones don't have bright lights. I suspect it is some type of war game to expose vulnerabilities, similar to how tech companies employ people to hack them to find weak spots in their security. Doge is talking cuts, I bet that has sent alarm bells ringing in military circles.
The drone thing is a distraction-for what we are not certain.
Remember when we thought Mitt Romney was weird for putting his dog in a carrier on the roof of his car? Oh, how we would learn what weird really was when RFK Jr put his chainsawed whale head up there.
😂😂😂
I assumed RFK would want to bring back polio .... seems that was 100% correct. Have fun USA you're fucked
we didn't think mitt was weird.
we thought he was kristi nome levels of cruel.
...reading this like, ahh the chainsaw isn't the weird part 🤔🤣
Pretty low bar, considering we aren’t at the peak of a global pandemic…well, unless you count an epidemic of corruption and despair.
Yup yup. The healthcare crapshow that recently forced out into the open for instance.
That is just starting
to be fair, pandemic wouldn't have peaked if Trump was moderately competent. he blew off the entire pandemic playbook because he thought it'd make him look bad. Dude got a couple hundred thousand people killed for his ego
Matt Gaetz must have misunderstood when he was told people use Venmo to make minor purchases.
😅😅
Bad humor
@@tampaterry1245 Bad English punctuation: perfect 400 on your SAT Verbal?
@@tampaterry1245 Florida man?
@@tampaterry1245 Your "channel doesn't have any content". Why'd you write that?
I suggest coloring books for the Trump liebary
It will have lots of those kids books by Kash about Kash saving King Trump from the golden shower reports.
They'd have all the books with the big words, big words that nobody has ever seen.
it's spelled liebury!
@thomasw.5344 look it up in the dickshunary
Pop up books only😂
Thank you Seth .Always so much fun.😂
Presidential Lie Berry
(Similar to a dingleberry)
ABC News should not pay Trump one red cent!
Wasn't Nunez involved in the first Trump presidency? Something to do with... cows?
He was sneaking Intel from the Congressional investigations to the trump White House
I hope they do let him run again in 2028... aginst Barack for his 3rd non-consecutive run.
Well as Trump is adamant that he won last time, he has been President twice, which as the Constitution clearly states isvthevlimit. So in fact according to him he can't be President 😳
I don't have amnesia, this country is OBJECTIVELY in a much better place than it was 4 years ago. I don't count getting checks for sitting at home watching YT videos, but honestly I got a job, it pays better than the handouts, our economy is the envy of the world, we had the respect and trust of our allies again, the legislation to bolster infrastructure and secure our computer chip technology is SO important and IS effective, my ONLY wish is that the administration had made it impossible for the gullible goonish Trumpanzees to try and ignore it.
It was Tim Apple.
mitt "corporations paid me to say corporations are people to avoid individual legal responsibilities" romney
He'll be remembered for some time as a complete sell-out to his country.
Have you heard that Putin sent Trump a jar of hummus for Christmas?
It's made of Russian chick pea.
😂
❤😂😂🤣🤣😭
Nothing matters anymore in America.
You can watch the body cam footage. The cops really were like "what!? He went down the f'n chimney! This f'n guy."
Police activity channel has it a couple days back.
Dentists AND divorced dads love Oreos cereal; we remember our Surprise Inspection jokes.
Remember when everyone was freaking out about creepy clowns appearing all over the country, and then that phenomena just went away?
Yes, the clowns are behind the drones.
2019
You keep me sane. Thanks Seth!! 🤣
Time to screen the laughers
Pitch perfect Lindsay Graham impression!
Trump: Siri, who is this?
Siri: This is Tim Apple.
Cook: Yes, sir. I legally changed my name so you were right all along!
Please give us an uncensored version. It would be so much funnier.
I mean could Biden have done more? yes. Did he do better than Trump? Also yes
Thanks Seth for the jokes in these trying times.
Matt gaetz looks like a comic low level super villain
The Creepster?
@@Jay-z2x IKR I can see him as the Joker from Batman
@ exactly
He's 78. What makes anyone think he'll live through the year, let alone until '32? His father was signing blank papers in a fake office by this point in his Alzheimer's.
Really thought they'd spell it "lieberry" for all the straight up lies.
Have you ever had a Trump Club Sandwich? It's a crime .
A trump club sandwich consists of toasted white bread, it's full of baloney and spam, with Russian dressing and a small pickleon the side.
A small mushroom head will cost an extra $130K.
As a New Yorker, Seth should surely know that Equinox gyms here do not have pools. Love, a Jackal
We’re cooked
Thanks Garland 😡🎉
@charlesasmith7836 Mitch mcconnell deserves the praise for this one. He could have impeached.
Well, whaddagunna do?
Chump grabbed Garland. Straight-up.
@lindaswanson9328 Yeah, but only some.
CORRECTION: Santa would be charged with a lot more than 2 billion counts of breaking and entering.
"Siri, who is this?"
"*ding* That is Tim Apple."
bold claim?? no, it's a trivial claim. better than 4 years ago is a *really* low bar which a literal rock would definitely have achieved.
That Oreo Cereal, man… the US LOVES to create food that is not food
You're leaving us with Trump, so NO.
Missed joke, instead of calling it Liberry, they could have gone with Liebrary.
Four years ago people were still dying from COVID, so it's a low bar.
Correction: at 9:57 Charlie Brown and his friends don't talk like that, the parents do. The premise of the joke is flawed as it would actually be us speaking like that to the "aliens".
It's a low bar
(1.55) That's Tim Cook? Thought he was Tim Apple.
EyeRan.... eff me....
Tim Cook alias "Tim Apple"!
Correction: The picture of Biden climbing the White House fence dies not make sense in the joke’s context as he appears to climb into the White House while the joke works on the premise that Biden is trying to leave the White House.
Can't sue me no money
Seth was definitely pulling the 3-way bit from a memory.
why do these keep getting posted twice? Are they splitting the closer look section off for separate videos but still including it in the full cuts? I keep thinking I've gotten too high...
Yes. Exactly that.
Yes. Don’t worry, let’s not get crazy like the drone people.
I know, it's annoying, especially when they put the full version up about 5 hours later!
Isn't Staten Island part of New York City?
Why the hell do we hire people to tell us what we cant have? What we cant do? They've gone too far.
Correction: Tony thinks the Russian is dead, so he wouldn’t be looking for him with a drone. Paulie and Chrissy know he might not be dead, but don’t know definitively.
Bad joke -Trump didn't need to ask Siri. He knows that's Tim Apple sitting across from him. He's got a BIGLY brain 😂😂 BIGLIER than Tim Apple's
*Drone on steroids was peed in the pants hahaha
3:00 who's doing the math on the 2 billion number?
Fear monger's! Stop already, people are freaking out enough! STOP IT!
According to Trump, he's already on his third victory, all of which are consecutive.
14:50 Ya NJ in December is way better than Palm Beach. 🙄 He's just one big ball of lies.
The Daily WH show already started
Considering the alternative, where we would be entering a third Trump term, then it’s a believable statement.
Should be a “Lie - Brary”
I am very sorry dear President Biden. I respect you a lot but you did not leave the US in a better place...... because look who's going to soil the White House for the next four years.
People mocking me making fun of me
@@JerryMerky I'm sorry. Keep your head up ❤️
Okay, tim cook has been renamed tim apple to please trump. Now, they need to find a country to name wakanda😅
Not sure what intel Iran could glean flying around NJ at night but for sure they would not have anti-collision lights and rotating beacons activated.
People teaching not abiding by the word of God
Trump raises his hand only against women.
Liberry? More like Lie-bary!
If only he had stuck to his one term pledge.
That guy looks like Steve Carral in a fat suit
Trump: "For some reason, they don't want to tell the people"
Reporter: "Have you received intelligence briefing on the drones"
Trump: "I don't want to comment on that"
It seems like you ARE COMMENTING ON THAT! Oh and just to be sure everyone is paying attention, HE IS THE GOVERNMENT NOW. He does receive briefings...
No money donations yesterday last night for the motel room rent needed no rides south to warmer weather to look for place to stay live
I can't imagine.
Lieberry *
$250M for Trump"s Presidential Bribery
Fat Dom..the Hindenburg...now the drones..
last seen in New Jersey...
You mean Lie-berry?
Mr Biden will leave the US in a Better State than what he inherited from Trump. So Seth why don’t you mention that!!!
Seth, you might have been promoted, since you seem to have the foam-mouthed Avatar-superfan screaming in your audience.
Why are your jokes word for word the same as Colbert, do you have the same writers!
💕💕💕
True, but he’s also gotten progressively more corrupt, senile, stubborn, arrogant, egotistical & downright creepy over the last 4 yrs too
If so, Biden can run too
Lie-Berry not be spelled with an "E"? 🤔
He will be elected for a third term if the jails get too full😂
Government leaders congressmen president s rules legislation repeated reviews took away my disability income several years ago
LoL
lol
😅
LIE BERRY
If by better he means pardoning a judge that sold as many as 800 children as young as 8 to a for-profit prison.
Nice word play 😂😂😂
I was totally excited for "biden leaving the US for a better place
Babe? Have you turned yourself into a president since you sound more like trump now than trump does .... ❤❤❤
Say what
@danielbaker4510 it's between me and the champ and he's no less than a Versace model and I'm the king. Anything else ma'am?
Nope he still Seth Meyers giving us jokes and imitating Trump 😂🎉
@@MohsinKhawaja66666and I thought I was high... 🫠
I love seth but the crazy fangirl style devotion is a bit cringeworthy.
@@charlesasmith7836 less of an imitator more of a choice giver. The crowd liked it and so does he. The trump thing and he's a pretty honest man. All jokes aside
FEMBOY Seth,husband of Jerry Nadler.