But then combine defeat the nihilanth themselves and discover local teleportation and then invade earth 50 years later anyway but this time with no hope of resistance
My dad used to let me play Half Life when I was about 5/6 years old back in the day… I was too young to really understand how to progress past the opening area and when eventually figured it out I found it way too frightening to ever play… so I would just hang around in the opening area roleplaying as a scientist going about his day… 5 year old me would have loved this game…
gman's wife (gwoman?): "Hun weren't you supposed to cause a world ending catastrophe today? something about your boss saying it was really important to give them a fucked up rock or something?"
i don't know but this is far more terrifying than the normal timeline, being stuck in black mesa without having anything else to do, it totally feels like a stanley parable bit where it was all in le head, or was it ?
I love the idea that ALL gordon does for Black Mesa is push carts of dangerous material around, then goof off in the dorms like he's the lab's pet monkey.
"Wouldn't it be fantastic to get some pure readings for a change?" Oh no. :( The test went on without a hitch and they still couldn't get good readings from their purest and probably most expensive sample. Damn.
I like to think that Gordon is generally a little bit of a trickster, but this day, he got possessed. The entity tried to keep it's cover by acting in the way it thought Gordon would, but as more time passed, it got more and more restless, going from mimicking his behaviour to being a parody of it. Eventually the entity just snapped, tried to escape through the vents, but when it realised that the vent covers were too strong, it popped a rocket launcher out of thin air and started killing everyone who looked at it funny.
"the following message is transmitted at the request of local authorities: at 9:47 AM mountain time, nothing out of the ordinary ocurred at the Black Mesa research facility"
G-Man: "Oh dear. I must've...slept in. No matter." (snaps fingers, resonance cascade happens) G-Man: "There's no such thing as...'too late'...in my books." (EXPLOSION)
I've always wanted to walk around the entire facility pre disaster. I get the level designs are bonkers compared to real architecture, couldn't have an amazing experience without giant pits and ropes to traverse them. Still
Considering the events of HLA with multiple possible timelines this is genuinely one that has possibly happened. Gordon goes into work, everything goes off without a hitch, no invasion.
This feels like dream, imagine if theres a game that need real life knowledge to unlock next stage like Bully but this will lead to unforeseen sequemce instead
Safety personnel are furious because they will have to stay at work an extra 30 minutes to fill out a first aid report for this schmuck that has more write ups than paid days off.
I had a dream about this where the resonance cascade never happened. Walllce breen and Caroline both renamed black mesa into blapeture Mesa. The cores, glados, and all the scientists of aperture science and black mesa started working together. Wallace and coroline becomes friends and built a statue of cave johnson. The combine or xen creatures never invaded their planet and they did other things instead. Chell was released from aperture and no longer a test subject. Gordon is married to Collette green and have kids of their own. Arne magnuson left blapeture Mesa to start a new life. Alyx vance is now a goddaughter to gordon and collete and hangs out with them.
For those asking what mod this is:
It is on the workshop under “Black Mesa pre disaster”
I love how it's just Gordon being a complete menace
I don't know if I could describe turning two innocent civilians into a red paste as only being "a menace"
@@Finrayybot
@@5tonsofoilwhat
@@5tonsofoilProof?
@@5tonsofoilincompetent human being.
half life but the gman took the day off work
But then combine defeat the nihilanth themselves and discover local teleportation and then invade earth 50 years later anyway but this time with no hope of resistance
the bad ending
lol
The military did all that indoor training for nothing 😭
Correct!
Prepare for... forseen consequences.
hahaha nice one!
@@donichiro Prepare for... Forseen Luck
@@CynCynCynCynCynCyn don't you know who created all the donuts? :D
@@donichiro did you lose my coffee cup?
Gordon being abolutely the worst: bullying co-workers, breaking property and not causing resonance cascade.
My dad used to let me play Half Life when I was about 5/6 years old back in the day… I was too young to really understand how to progress past the opening area and when eventually figured it out I found it way too frightening to ever play… so I would just hang around in the opening area roleplaying as a scientist going about his day… 5 year old me would have loved this game…
Thats half life 1 for you
@@therealbritlad2537what does your comment mean?I don't get it (I'm not a native speaker)
@@fargoththemoonsugarmaniac you wouldn't get it
@@therealbritlad2537 lol why.
or you can't explain it?
How do you play half life at fucking 5 years old
From black mesa to office simulator real quick
Half-Life the inofficial Postal mod?
The unforeseen consequences of G-man staying home with a hangover.
gman's wife (gwoman?): "Hun weren't you supposed to cause a world ending catastrophe today? something about your boss saying it was really important to give them a fucked up rock or something?"
this makes me realize how cool it would be if someone made a mod where you just roam around black mesa doing mundane tasks
i don't know but this is far more terrifying than the normal timeline, being stuck in black mesa without having anything else to do, it totally feels like a stanley parable bit where it was all in le head, or was it ?
the worst part is that the narrator was literally an employee in black mesa lol. it opens up so many theories
funny british furry inflation youtuber reference
@@retro9964 sorry i don't watch or like anomaly
@@Tpbond yes, it could be cannon, but i don't love that
@@blackmesa27hes talking about pyro bruh
I love the idea that ALL gordon does for Black Mesa is push carts of dangerous material around, then goof off in the dorms like he's the lab's pet monkey.
we need a half life game where you walk around Black Mesa interact with things and it it online so you and your friends can do Science experiments
Gmod if it wasn't cancer nowadays...
The amount of admin calls woupd be insane if someone acted like Gordon
I mean, there's s&box
The closest thing I've found besides gmod are these Roblox games called "innovation inc"
Half life 1 but Gordon is a Psychopath that got tired of the same job and starts murdering his coworkers for fun
postal life
For Gordon this would be an abnormal day in the office.
"Wouldn't it be fantastic to get some pure readings for a change?" Oh no. :( The test went on without a hitch and they still couldn't get good readings from their purest and probably most expensive sample. Damn.
funniest bit "throws keyboard at janitor" janitor "you do know i have a gun right?" "stops out of fear"
Timestamp?
26:22
I love how you stopped bullying that janitor after he said "YOu do know that i have gun right?"
Resonanse cascade: *never happened*
Gordon Freeman: No sweat, you already have me.
"Did you stop taking your meds or something?" LOL
Full-life 1 gameplay
Half Life, but the OSHA inspector came in a week earlier and forced them to fix all their faulty equipment.
Gman is definitely getting fired for this one
this is like bring your Gordon-to-work day
Nice job, Gordon. Throwing that switch and all. I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.
"I'm making a note here - Huge success"
wrong research facility
Plot twist: This is cannon in our world
Random soldier: SQUAD! WE GOT FREE DAYS!
Half Life but gordon was professional, literally.
21:07 she went from professionalism to absolutely aggression for picking that monitor up
Picking it up and then throwing it at her, mind you.
9:07 good detail with this machine not breaking down
I like to think that Gordon is generally a little bit of a trickster, but this day, he got possessed.
The entity tried to keep it's cover by acting in the way it thought Gordon would, but as more time passed, it got more and more restless, going from mimicking his behaviour to being a parody of it. Eventually the entity just snapped, tried to escape through the vents, but when it realised that the vent covers were too strong, it popped a rocket launcher out of thin air and started killing everyone who looked at it funny.
I don't like it when mappers don't pay enough attention to the light. Maps feel... disturbing.
The gman overslept
I like how gordon freeman got late just to walk around the black mesa
"The right man in the right place can't make any the difference in the world"
Half-Life but the scientists failed their job at causing the resonance cascade.
looks like not experiencing the resonance cascade gives more damage to facility personnel :D
*How does the game end.. troll everyone in the office and set the building on fire?* 🔥😂🔥
the wrong man at the right place
I'm going to get in to cause resonance cascade myself if nothing happened means i have to work with Gordon the next day
I been dreaming about this since I was a kid
"Oh come on did that seriously seem like a good idea Gordon?"
*Gordon nods*
barney isnt getting out of that beer this time
The day before Half-Life
and this just changed from fight mutated zombies to a lab simulator quick
Half-life 1. It you get a actual helmet
Its pretty realistic that agovernement facility uses ancient equipment
Gordon wake up. This dropships coming right for us
Gordon Freeman in the flesh.
Or rather, in the lab coat.
Alternative storyline: Gordon Freeman dies due to boredom
Hilarious! I might have to play this sometime, I had been wondering for a long time if anyone would ever make a mod like this!
This was a mod but now it's for sale.
Unforeseen Consequences
alternate title: gordon just pissing the fuck off the rest of his co workers
"the following message is transmitted at the request of local authorities:
at 9:47 AM mountain time, nothing out of the ordinary ocurred at the Black Mesa research facility"
Gordon did his job. Gordon gets fired for stealing HEV suit.
G-Man: "Oh dear. I must've...slept in. No matter."
(snaps fingers, resonance cascade happens)
G-Man: "There's no such thing as...'too late'...in my books."
(EXPLOSION)
I've always wanted to walk around the entire facility pre disaster.
I get the level designs are bonkers compared to real architecture, couldn't have an amazing experience without giant pits and ropes to traverse them.
Still
Is this game called Real-Life, Full-Life, No-Life, or just Life?
gman aint comin back after seeing him being a literal embodiment of loki
Black mesa and black mesa blue shift are something. Cant wait for opposing force...
But black mesa as normal day? Man i need to play this myself. :D
What mod is this btw?
@@atsushinakagima4331 ++++
@@atsushinakagima4331Its a set of maps on the workshop, i think its “Black mesa pre disaster”
@@brandonplayswastaken thank you!
16:20 I instinctively leaned to the left 😂
Bro gordans a MENACE
This aint half life 1 this is the black mesa game
Considering the events of HLA with multiple possible timelines this is genuinely one that has possibly happened. Gordon goes into work, everything goes off without a hitch, no invasion.
Wow i didng know you could zoom in on those displays above the security desk
"hands off buster" 😭
2003 insults lol😂
The way the video just ends as the game is crashing lol
does black mesa normally have all of those papers and monitors you can look at i don't remember that?
It's been updated a few times so it probably changed over time to retail
That was added by the addon which changed the maps as well, I think the add-ons are called something like
Black Mesa pre disaster
@@thecodeking91 that's kinda what i assumed but wasn't sure
I like to imagine only reason resonance cascade didn't happen is the fact that everyone wore hardhats
Blue letter day.
15:56 I thought the headcrabs would still be teleported into these flasks.
26:24, Gordon really crapped his pants when he said that
This is what happens whe you leave your community starve to death without games, now they're creating different timelines
You know, if you kill kleiner the game fucking crashes, so that's one way for doing it
This feels like dream, imagine if theres a game that need real life knowledge to unlock next stage like Bully but this will lead to unforeseen sequemce instead
I actually feel sorry for the NPC's constantly being tormented by having objects thrown at them over and over
Safety personnel are furious because they will have to stay at work an extra 30 minutes to fill out a first aid report for this schmuck that has more write ups than paid days off.
I would love to see this as a movie. A scientist jumping around and throwing cups and monitors on people's heads :D
Talk about questionable ethics
Postal 2 in science
I should have traveled to this time line
B-But I saw the explosions, the green portals, the fking aliens and a weird man dressed in blue, wheres all that Barney? I swear I saw it.
Samples was changed in last minute from aperture science to normal speciment.
I had a dream about this where the resonance cascade never happened. Walllce breen and Caroline both renamed black mesa into blapeture Mesa. The cores, glados, and all the scientists of aperture science and black mesa started working together. Wallace and coroline becomes friends and built a statue of cave johnson. The combine or xen creatures never invaded their planet and they did other things instead. Chell was released from aperture and no longer a test subject. Gordon is married to Collette green and have kids of their own. Arne magnuson left blapeture Mesa to start a new life. Alyx vance is now a goddaughter to gordon and collete and hangs out with them.
26:21 gordon don't want any part of that
11:18 the Stanley parable narrator!
gman took the day off did he?
I guess the Gman had different plans
Full Life
What mod is that? Awesome!
why do one of the scientists sound like the narrator from the Stanley Parable
The Stanley Parable VA is unnerving xD
You can't just call Black Mesa "Half-Life 1".
So this is some alternate universe where the incident never happens?
Normal-Life
hl1 but they delayed the test for tuesday
11:43 hold on, that's the narrator from the Stanley Parable, isn't he?
yup
this is not half life this is normal life
it s Black Mesa not only Half Life 1
I was gonna make an animation about this but then i found this video