Real Lawyer Reacts: Rap Album Confessions

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @constantdissenter5825
    @constantdissenter5825 3 года назад +5710

    "It's just words... They just happen to be in a dope order."

  • @bebos3001
    @bebos3001 3 года назад +3723

    One of my favorite Key and Peele sketches

    • @stevencooper564
      @stevencooper564 3 года назад +40

      Honestly, one of the best sketch comedy shows. I miss it sometimes, lol.

    • @dylanprice1903
      @dylanprice1903 3 года назад +10

      I agree but nothing beats the key and Peele sketch clear history.

    • @jonathangt-ramgm3nismo591
      @jonathangt-ramgm3nismo591 3 года назад

      Same

    • @OHOE1
      @OHOE1 3 года назад

      Love this content

    • @Blackpheonix99
      @Blackpheonix99 3 года назад +3

      Mine are the "liam neesons" valet sketches and....* Looks left then right * "I said BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....."

  • @Jon.A.Scholt
    @Jon.A.Scholt Год назад +1258

    "A gun of the long ass variety" is my favorite line of the skit

    • @TheXDHM
      @TheXDHM Год назад +45

      Some seaweed in there too

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... Год назад

      @@TheXDHM ?

    • @sash0047
      @sash0047 Год назад +8

      @@sowhat...you obviously haven’t watched the video

    • @omthorat-cf8jq
      @omthorat-cf8jq Год назад +10

      It's just words... They just happen to be in a dope order

    • @Jon.A.Scholt
      @Jon.A.Scholt Год назад +2

      @@omthorat-cf8jq That's definitely one of my favorite lines from the skit. Peele's delivery in this really helps sell it. Classic.

  • @jesseolson109
    @jesseolson109 3 года назад +3176

    If a non-famous person wrote a song like this with information unknown to the public, it would definitely be used as evidence

    • @DemonOfShadows66
      @DemonOfShadows66 3 года назад +152

      It would be used even if they were famous.

    • @ladycwin07
      @ladycwin07 3 года назад +84

      Bobby schmurder took his whole team down with his music

    • @ladycwin07
      @ladycwin07 3 года назад +51

      @@muscularcatholicism was his name Oj Simpson

    • @raze_
      @raze_ 3 года назад +113

      @@ladycwin07 no he didnt. They were already tapping their phones before the song was released. Ironically they got caught because someome was talking to girls over the phone despite the song saying not to let women fuck shit up.
      Better example would be tayk and the race.

    • @ladycwin07
      @ladycwin07 3 года назад +8

      @@raze_ well let my nosey ass see wat this tayk n race ish isss

  • @sgticecoldwater
    @sgticecoldwater 3 года назад +694

    “A gun... of the long ass variety. Some seaweed in there too.”

    • @estevanpakozdi1346
      @estevanpakozdi1346 3 года назад +11

      That part gets me EVERY TIME 😅

    • @Ardit_Rama
      @Ardit_Rama 3 года назад

      I still don’t understand it, it’s not that I’m young but not a native speaker

    • @estevanpakozdi1346
      @estevanpakozdi1346 3 года назад +5

      @@Ardit_Rama the song says “Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and then tossed it into the aquarium” when he’s asked to identify the object he admits that it is a gun, of the long ass variety (meaning very long) and that there is some seaweed in there (probably from the aquarium)

    • @calvinanderson4245
      @calvinanderson4245 2 года назад +1

      I still use the term "long-ass variety" because of this sketch.

  • @LOKSTED
    @LOKSTED 3 года назад +4474

    If that revolver is somehow a 9mm, he would have empty his 6 bullets in the cylinder and put 3 more to shoot him 9 times.

    • @williamwinder5011
      @williamwinder5011 3 года назад +169

      Just like Andy

    • @claws811
      @claws811 3 года назад +23

      @@williamwinder5011 yes

    • @inquisitorzane3815
      @inquisitorzane3815 3 года назад +266

      I belive Smith and Wesson produces an 8 shot 9mm which means he only put one in

    • @SaifAli-jn6dv
      @SaifAli-jn6dv 3 года назад +21

      6ix9ine

    • @claws811
      @claws811 3 года назад +5

      @@SaifAli-jn6dv ?

  • @showdownst
    @showdownst 3 года назад +1706

    But haven't you heard? The autopsy report has been updated...

    • @beenblack90
      @beenblack90 3 года назад +49

      If you're referencing what I think you are, you the man lol

    • @marsbarr4144
      @marsbarr4144 3 года назад +23

      he was shot 12 times.... with a bullet not from a 9mm

    • @gggg-hq4td
      @gggg-hq4td 3 года назад +33

      28 stab wounds

    • @tander101
      @tander101 3 года назад +9

      Wait... GUYS, PLEASE! Tell me the reference! 🥺🥺

    • @rclipse1985
      @rclipse1985 3 года назад +19

      @@tander101 Did Gumshoe not tell you?
      *SALARY CUTTING NOISES*

  • @LordTankian0
    @LordTankian0 3 года назад +2424

    If he strokes his chin when he lies, but says he was at red lobster, he wasn't stroking his chin then...

    • @4yinyang
      @4yinyang 3 года назад +311

      He could have gone to red lobster before or after the crime was commited on the same day. That way even if he didn't eat there he was technically not lying.

    • @zatchbeltguy
      @zatchbeltguy 3 года назад +91

      Could've happened at a red lobster

    • @4yinyang
      @4yinyang 3 года назад +38

      @@zatchbeltguy True but then it wouldn't be an alibi anymore, right?

    • @ericp.7868
      @ericp.7868 3 года назад +36

      I like Red Lobster's biscuits

    • @waysidetundra3352
      @waysidetundra3352 3 года назад +12

      @@ericp.7868 yes

  • @keithgrant6448
    @keithgrant6448 3 года назад +822

    “Rap snitches, tellin all they business
    Sit up in the court and be they own star witness
    ‘Do you see the perpetrator?’
    ‘Yeah I’m right here!’
    Fuck around and have the whole label sent up for years”
    - MF DOOM (all caps when you spell the mans name) RIP

    • @Eliqueme
      @Eliqueme 3 года назад +29

      MF DOOM, and I am Mister Fantastik!
      And that is exactly what I thought when I seen this.
      I'm glad to see the Supervillain being quoted around in good ways. Much love homie! :)

    • @Abbot3663
      @Abbot3663 3 года назад +7

      MadVilliany forever ✌🏽

    • @Eliqueme
      @Eliqueme 3 года назад +4

      @Kylin Burtrum The Super Villain forever!
      He was one in a gazillion...

    • @nicklewry3854
      @nicklewry3854 3 года назад +2

      RIP the villian...

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 3 года назад +6

      This is the fandom I love to be in
      Rest in power, Daniel. Hopefully, you, your brother and your son and spitting mad bars wherever you are

  • @FaustinaFalcon8
    @FaustinaFalcon8 3 года назад +291

    5:45 funniest part of the video lmao "and before you say it, YES I AM FUN AT PARTIES" hahaha the way he says it with such a chip on his shoulder is perfect

  • @benthadragon
    @benthadragon 2 года назад +218

    As an avid rap listener and aspiring artist myself, Gunrack appears to be a Californian rapper who seems to be an avid fan of 80s West Coast rap due his style of simplistic beats, his delivery and rhyme schemes and especially his fashion which is very reminiscent of the attire of NWA.
    Now him being from California is important because recently the governor has passed a law that makes it so that music lyrics, especially rap lyrics, cannot be used as evidence in criminal court.

    • @gabrielegenota1480
      @gabrielegenota1480 Год назад +4

      Holy shit is this fr? That’s awesome

    • @smalltrashman4227
      @smalltrashman4227 Год назад

      Thats idiotic. Another reason to never go to California.

    • @lotusinn3
      @lotusinn3 Год назад +36

      That’s also not entirely true. It prevents submitting lyrics as evidence to a crime without judicial review occurring prior.

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... Год назад +6

      @@gabrielegenota1480 what's awesome?

    • @jonichiban
      @jonichiban Год назад

      @gabrielegenota1480 huge relief for me as well!

  • @psyience3213
    @psyience3213 3 года назад +1185

    The fact there were allegedly 2 guns now just implies they both killed him.

    • @ICantFindMyKnuttsFTLC4L
      @ICantFindMyKnuttsFTLC4L 3 года назад +5

      @Rocatius Matautia-Solomona inside

    • @darketll8983
      @darketll8983 3 года назад

      @@ICantFindMyKnuttsFTLC4L shell

    • @phenomenaljr3143
      @phenomenaljr3143 3 года назад

      @@WhisperAH hole

    • @WhisperAH
      @WhisperAH 3 года назад

      @@darketll8983 fish

    • @etwanican_7439
      @etwanican_7439 3 года назад +24

      Some revolvers are chambered in 9mm tho. He could’ve shot him 6 times and reloaded then another 3

  • @MrFlopian
    @MrFlopian 3 года назад +169

    Yo someone clip Tom admitting to murdering Darnell, free my boi gun rack

  • @lucidream6871
    @lucidream6871 3 года назад +395

    What I want to know is if the song only said: " This is my confession, admissible in court. I killed Darnell Simons for sport". Would that be enough to charge him?

    • @megataizzulillmi7964
      @megataizzulillmi7964 3 года назад +15

      I wanna know that too

    • @huckthatdish
      @huckthatdish 3 года назад +77

      If the cops had literally no evidence other than that line, and he denied it after, I doubt it. But with some other evidence I think it’d probably be admissible and be part of a slate of evidence.

    • @MyLife-og2kr
      @MyLife-og2kr 3 года назад +17

      It will still be evidence for further investigation.

    • @mirshia5248
      @mirshia5248 2 года назад

      people can say anything they want as long they deny it later it wont hold in court

    • @switchunboxing
      @switchunboxing 2 года назад +8

      It was the least incriminating thing said in the song.

  • @AmishGangsta404
    @AmishGangsta404 3 года назад +801

    AttorneyTom: "There's no way that gun is a 9mm."
    The Smith & Wesson model 929: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @killaken2000
      @killaken2000 3 года назад +67

      To paraphrase Paul Harrell, beware of ''experts' who speak in absolutes. Especially when it comes to something with such a long history such as firearms.

    • @AmishGangsta404
      @AmishGangsta404 3 года назад +37

      @@killaken2000 Exactly. It took me literally 10 seconds to find several 9mm revolvers.

    • @ramsesbams
      @ramsesbams 3 года назад +132

      and it does look like a gun of the long ass variety

    • @lasura
      @lasura 3 года назад +9

      Jesus Christ that's a long ass gun

    • @KevinHernandez-hy1qb
      @KevinHernandez-hy1qb 3 года назад

      Wat

  • @F-mr5mj
    @F-mr5mj 3 года назад +492

    This guy looks like Ben from parks and rec mixed with Mr peanut

  • @wildesage4172
    @wildesage4172 3 года назад +71

    I wrote song a long time ago, a real long time ago!
    I wrote this song in '94.

  • @originalbigmike
    @originalbigmike 3 года назад +318

    Not only was this video super interesting, I love what it represents: we are at a point in history where it popular culture includes a real life lawyer analyzing comedy sketches.
    That is too cool.

    • @JOEARLOPO
      @JOEARLOPO 3 года назад +2

      Only a fedora wearing neckbeard could write that comment

    • @user-ov1mn8zg3e
      @user-ov1mn8zg3e Год назад +3

      we have reached peak meta.

    • @hieronymusesquireiii380
      @hieronymusesquireiii380 Год назад +1

      Cool or scary. Life is becoming it’s own parody.
      Nah it’s pretty cool

  • @kingtech5431
    @kingtech5431 3 года назад +490

    This made me want to study law. Then I looked up how long it takes to become a lawyer.

    • @remybuitenhuis2433
      @remybuitenhuis2433 3 года назад +4

      and how long is that? 6 years?

    • @pwe...2626
      @pwe...2626 3 года назад +29

      @@remybuitenhuis2433 in my country its an average of 13

    • @AD-wg8ik
      @AD-wg8ik 3 года назад +34

      It takes time to achieve your dreams buddy 👏

    • @remybuitenhuis2433
      @remybuitenhuis2433 3 года назад +6

      @@pwe...2626 no I dont believe that, what do yoy count, highschool?

    • @pwe...2626
      @pwe...2626 3 года назад +26

      @@remybuitenhuis2433 no..4 years of any 4 year course, 4 years of law school, and then another 5...sometimes many smart ones take only 10years...I know this because my cousin is a lawyer

  • @rustyshackleford9154
    @rustyshackleford9154 3 года назад +164

    You want the real life version of this, just look up X-Raided. He literally got locked up for admitting murder in a song.

  • @chromestorms7311
    @chromestorms7311 3 года назад +220

    "Pictures can be photoshopped" you're hired bro 😂

  • @Eden_M
    @Eden_M 3 года назад +193

    Try reacting to "LongbeachGriffy - rappers snitch on themselves in songs"

    • @WrapItUpDen28
      @WrapItUpDen28 3 года назад +8

      Haha yes dude.....yes

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 3 года назад +4

      I just came from that video 😂😂

    • @noahross3642
      @noahross3642 3 года назад +1

      Yessssss 😂

    • @nunyabusiness5275
      @nunyabusiness5275 3 года назад

      @@fairyblu6929 I've seen it before, but I'm definitely going again after this video

  • @conq1273
    @conq1273 3 года назад +144

    I miss Key and Peele but sometimes, new episode just appeared out of nowhere

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 3 года назад +35

      That's because key and peele episodes aren't made they just materialize from the ether

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 3 года назад

      They post their stuff that wasn't as good now.

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... Год назад

      @@RageUnchained now that's a belief to live by ✊🏿😢

  • @pickledchickennuggets8294
    @pickledchickennuggets8294 3 года назад +81

    Key and Peele are such a great combination of humor

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness
    @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад +38

    You missed pointing out that when the artist says "this is my confession, admissible in court", it doesn't actually affect its admissibility in court. That's something a lot of people seem to miss. Also, just because someone confessed, it doesn't mean they did it. Like in the video, two people confessed to killing Darnell Simmons. It could have been both of them, one of them, or neither.

  • @mikeg6285
    @mikeg6285 3 года назад +15

    "And before you say it, yes I AM fun at parties"
    ....I like this guy

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 3 года назад +18

    I'd identify it as a GUN, of the long-ass variety..." 💀

  • @mikhielbluemon4213
    @mikhielbluemon4213 3 года назад +37

    I'd love to see two RUclips lawyers and a judge have a fake court where 1 is his defense and the other the prosecutor. If possible, have the actors come in and use their roles. Although there might be a lot of cut laughter.

  • @kamtroy2527
    @kamtroy2527 3 года назад +24

    There are revolvers that use moon clips so you can shoot semi auto rounds, just so you know Thomas.

  • @scotthill1600
    @scotthill1600 2 года назад +17

    I’ve always found it interesting as well that just because he’s allergic to shellfish, if he is. Doesn’t mean by any means that he couldn’t eat at red lobster, there are plenty of non seafood items there. At the very least you could get pasta w no shellfish… if he was actually there or not is a completely different story

    • @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
      @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme Год назад +2

      He doesn't even need to eat at the Red Lobster, really. He could just be there for his cousin for the birthday party. Also, he strokes his chin when he says he hasn't killed anybody. Having played mystery games I'm always careful with words, because this also doesn't mean he killed Darnell. Could've just killed another person like a rival rapper.

    • @scotthill1600
      @scotthill1600 Год назад +1

      @@howareyoumoreofaclownthanmefair enough, we both made good points tbh. He doesn’t haven’t to eat shellfish or he doesn’t have to eat at all

  • @MathIguess
    @MathIguess 3 года назад +38

    Attorney Tom unironically seems like he would be fun at my kind of parties haha

  • @MasterShakeXYZ
    @MasterShakeXYZ 3 года назад +105

    It's nice to see that the Doctor finally settled down, got a serious job and left all that time traveling stuff behind him

  • @ohno8589
    @ohno8589 3 года назад +168

    Why is this unlisted? Still appeared on my notifications tho!

    • @AttorneyTom
      @AttorneyTom  3 года назад +107

      Sorry, The video was initially blocked… But I appealed and won. So it is up again!

    • @liamlesniowski7455
      @liamlesniowski7455 3 года назад +6

      @@AttorneyTom cool my dude

    • @samuelforesta
      @samuelforesta 3 года назад +4

      @@AttorneyTom that's good

    • @joecephus_3668
      @joecephus_3668 3 года назад +22

      @@AttorneyTom Attorney Tom, dominator of courtroom appeals and RUclips appeals. 🤘🇺🇸

    • @zoomermcboomer4771
      @zoomermcboomer4771 3 года назад +4

      @@AttorneyTom
      Well Of course you won the appeal.

  • @KUSHxPOPxKINGx1
    @KUSHxPOPxKINGx1 3 года назад +43

    As soon as he said “you can write music on experiences you haven’t had” I immediately had Slim Jesus pop in my head 😂

  • @bilfasaurus2224
    @bilfasaurus2224 3 года назад +27

    You're reviewing a Key and Peele sketch....we know you're fun at parties.
    Great video!!

  • @zachbauer2039
    @zachbauer2039 3 года назад +15

    The amount of excitement you showed at the beginning made me wanna read that book on law lmao

  • @jessejames257
    @jessejames257 3 года назад +37

    X-Raided was convicted for talking about how he murder someone in one of his songs also he was the first rapper to rap from prison I believe

    • @chiarosuburekeni9325
      @chiarosuburekeni9325 3 года назад +4

      Mac Dre rest in peace has a song called I'm in motion that was literally recorded over a prison phone. It is so raw and hard

    • @money0vrerrythin11
      @money0vrerrythin11 3 года назад +1

      Mac dre showed x raided how to rap from the phone. X raided said it in an interview, both were locked up in sac county jail.

    • @jessejames257
      @jessejames257 3 года назад

      @@money0vrerrythin11 that's probably the interview I'm thinking of so I have it backwards I just couldn't remember correctly

    • @money0vrerrythin11
      @money0vrerrythin11 3 года назад

      @@jessejames257 wasn't tryna be a smartass or nothing bro , just saying mac was the first to rap from county jail. And he showed x raided how to do it .

    • @jessejames257
      @jessejames257 3 года назад

      @@money0vrerrythin11 na it's cool it's been awhile since I seen that interview I remember there was a connection I just had it backwards

  • @artemisguides
    @artemisguides 3 года назад +17

    Can rap lyrics be used against you in court?
    Keegan Michael Key: “this is my confession, admissible in court”

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... Год назад

      Bro what? That was Jordan Peele. I think you confuse the two.

    • @artemisguides
      @artemisguides Год назад

      @@sowhat... oh dang, you’re right. I’m proud to report I’ve learned the difference between the two in these two years! I’ve also converted to a gaming channel 😅

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... Год назад

      @@artemisguides so you've been watching them for two years? Yea it's not so hard to tell them apart lol. But they're the best. Wym "converted to a gaming channel"?

    • @artemisguides
      @artemisguides Год назад

      @@sowhat... I mean this channel is now fully focused on gaming. Back when I left this comment, i would comment on whatever I loved/found interesting. I had playlists for rap, anime, sports, etc. now it’s down to one thing lol. And I’ve known about K&P for a while, I just had an unfortunate slip of the tongue 😅

  • @matthewadamu2495
    @matthewadamu2495 3 года назад +69

    THIS... is what a reaction video should be about. Not useless videos of people watching content laughing and making unnecessary comments. I'm subscribing. Time to learn some Law

  • @Roman-zq4ho
    @Roman-zq4ho 3 года назад +17

    Attorney Tom: *is my lawyer*
    Judge: court is now in session
    Attorney Tomy: Let’s GOOOOoooo

  • @josephdurham4950
    @josephdurham4950 3 года назад +51

    Immortal technique has a song called dance with the devil with a description crime. I always wonder if it was true or if they could ever have been charged.

    • @joshbarber1907
      @joshbarber1907 3 года назад +2

      Or is it just a dark fucked up story

    • @erichargrove2287
      @erichargrove2287 3 года назад +11

      Half of DMX's songs are him talking about committing numerous crimes 🤷

    • @orionweiss5418
      @orionweiss5418 3 года назад

      It's completely made up

    • @petakismyname4265
      @petakismyname4265 3 года назад +14

      It’s made up, but I was at a concert with him where he adressed your question. His answer was «It happens everyday»

    • @bluecoat2033
      @bluecoat2033 3 года назад

      That song is ducking crazy

  • @LawrencePilgrim
    @LawrencePilgrim 3 года назад +9

    Love your content man! Your videos are one of the only things keeping me sane through law school

  • @simonregan471
    @simonregan471 3 года назад +6

    One point is Gunrack should patently not have identified the weapon as 'a gun... of the long-ass variety'. Absent that identification, a defence attorney could presumably ask the officer who found the weapon 'Was the weapon you discovered near the scene a long gun - that is, a rifle? Does it use 9mm ammunition? No? So the weapon found near the scene does not match in any way the weapon used by the protagonist in the song?'

  • @PPunkShorty
    @PPunkShorty 3 года назад +4

    This got suggested after I watched Key & Peele's sketch and I'm glad I gave the vid a chance, I learned a lot. Jamaicans have always speculated that the song 'Driver A' got Buju Banton in trouble or at the very least gave feds a reason to look at him more closely. Now I wonder how right we all were and if the prosecution ever considered submitting his lyrics at his trial. Thanks for sharing your know-how and being entertaining. I think you'd be great at parties lol

  • @RebornLegacy
    @RebornLegacy 3 года назад +5

    That cabinet is soooo beautiful.

  • @advocate_of_HAKAI
    @advocate_of_HAKAI Год назад +3

    I'm an Advocate from India, and you just gave me so many more ideas for my own channel!
    Also, it feels a different kind of good understanding the nuances of US law from your explanation and comparing them to Indian law💯

  • @Mewse1203
    @Mewse1203 3 года назад +5

    I love you so much for taking this seriously. It just adds to the ridicularity of it.

  • @joshuacollins385
    @joshuacollins385 3 года назад +4

    8:50 "and just because somebody confessed to the crime doesn't mean there aren't co-conspirators" it also doesn't mean they actually commited the crime

  • @rachelnolen7566
    @rachelnolen7566 3 года назад +5

    This sketch is hilarious!! Amazing analysis!!

  • @davidtsmith33
    @davidtsmith33 11 месяцев назад

    It's hard to keep a straight face watching this sketch isn't it? This sketch is funny as heck no matter how many times you watch it. And the production is top notch. Give them that.

  • @JWuKong95
    @JWuKong95 3 года назад +35

    5:46 Yes, I'm very sure you're fun at parties, Tom.

  • @MidasCat
    @MidasCat Год назад +1

    "I would call it....a gun....of the long ass variety" that shit sent me XD

  • @roryross3878
    @roryross3878 3 года назад +3

    It's a brilliant sketch, never expected legal analysis.
    First time I've wondered why they didn't make the date of the murder September 9 to add another 9 to the confession loop.

  • @brandstark6348
    @brandstark6348 3 года назад +2

    9:48 the lawyer Say that he kill darnelll, ladies and gentleman, we got him

  • @kingjester1040
    @kingjester1040 3 года назад +3

    This man really trying to find every loophole here
    I love it

  • @meumnomen
    @meumnomen 3 года назад +1

    Why'd this come up in my feed? I've got no idea, but I'm pretty glad it did. Thanks, Tom.

  • @puttingoutenoch
    @puttingoutenoch 3 года назад +7

    Oj Simpson's workout video was used as evidence in his court case

  • @brianpaschal7755
    @brianpaschal7755 3 года назад +1

    I love the way you explained that, right on and keep up the great work.

  • @MultiSycorax
    @MultiSycorax 3 года назад +3

    Believe it or not Smith and wesson makes an 8 shot 9 millimeter revolver. Popular in competition.

  • @kishascape
    @kishascape 2 года назад +1

    “Probable cause can’t just be a hunch”
    *laughs in USA Police*

  • @coreymillerthats
    @coreymillerthats 3 года назад +97

    Wouldnt this be like using a killers journal, like would there be a difference in description of murder if its poetic, would there be a differnce if its public like a rap song or private like a journal(it poetic style)

    • @alloypaulson7520
      @alloypaulson7520 3 года назад +13

      I think a big difference is a journal is autobiographical and not artistic. A published song is intended to be shared as art, and therefore artistic license becomes a factor as well as a rapper's lyrics could be a persona, or biographical.

    • @GuyWithAPS5
      @GuyWithAPS5 3 года назад +13

      Ah yes, everyone knows bob marley indeed “shot the sheriff”

    • @amorecredibleusername692
      @amorecredibleusername692 3 года назад

      @@GuyWithAPS5 I think Bobby Shmurda is a better example. And he went to prison for a long ass time for his song.

  • @Dingosean
    @Dingosean 2 года назад +1

    New Law - as of September 30 2022 in California, this absolutely cannot be used as evidence in court without judicial review.

  • @jessemonteon120
    @jessemonteon120 3 года назад +7

    Okay Tom, you better prove it. Youre invited to my next rager!

  • @TroyDyamondWilson
    @TroyDyamondWilson Год назад +1

    7:28 "Pictures can be Photoshopped" IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @drossgamessports9480
    @drossgamessports9480 3 года назад +3

    "Pictures can be photo shopped" Hilarious

  • @jazzy4830
    @jazzy4830 Год назад +1

    This guy looks like someone who would be arrested for the contents of his hard drive.

  • @RealUtterNonsense
    @RealUtterNonsense 3 года назад +5

    Rappers have a bad habit of snitching on themselves. I’m pretty sure this sketch was inspired by a real situation.

  • @MiniPound4Pound
    @MiniPound4Pound 3 года назад +1

    seems like a really good dude I like how you include classical lawyer thinking and analysis with modern language that we can understand and still make it entertaining, ill be subscribing

  • @GreenLightningHood
    @GreenLightningHood 3 года назад +5

    62k in three weeks? Congratulations on that growth my man.

  • @dancing_odie
    @dancing_odie 3 года назад +1

    Its technically possible to rechamber that revolver for 9mm but it would just make the case stronger against him

  • @roboticgamer1174
    @roboticgamer1174 3 года назад +5

    You missed on the fact the long ass gun probably couldn't hold 9 shots but instead 6

    • @stuflames4769
      @stuflames4769 3 года назад

      Revolvers can hold different numbers of shots than 6.
      5 shot cylinders are actually quite common.
      For a smaller than magnum caliber, like 9mm, greater than 6 shot cylinders are likely.

    • @sigh824
      @sigh824 3 года назад +1

      Couldn’t he have just reloaded? Like Darnell’s not gonna get up lol

    • @andrelamarqjenkins
      @andrelamarqjenkins 3 года назад +1

      He could just reload the damn thing. Where the fuck is the dead guy gonna go?

  • @Crossark1
    @Crossark1 3 года назад +2

    6:44 Objection! The suspect has made two separate statements about the weapon used in the crime, but those statements do not necessarily contradict one another. It’s conceivable that the suspect shot Darnell Simmons nine times with a 9mm firearm, and then proceeded to shoot him at least one more time with a gun of the long-ass variety. This entire murder has a hint of ritualism about it - this could simply be part of the killer’s MO.

  • @hyperbunnygirl101
    @hyperbunnygirl101 3 года назад +10

    I could see you being fun at parties. One of the funniest girls I know works for the IRS. She's great at the beer pong table. I'm sure your a blast lol

    • @CausticSpace
      @CausticSpace 3 года назад +4

      That right there is a devil in disguise

  • @FighteroftheNightman
    @FighteroftheNightman Год назад +2

    I liked how you mentioned corroberating evidence. I remember as a cid agent in the army being pissed when JAG said they were opining no PC existed bc a confession alone isnt good enough for a conviction 😂

  • @phil7622
    @phil7622 3 года назад +3

    Attorney Tom got me free of the war crime charges in Bosnia, so subscribe to him

  • @Br4vado
    @Br4vado 3 года назад

    This is probably my new favorite channel just a mad lad arguing with himself in a fantasy court

  • @HandleBar3D
    @HandleBar3D 3 года назад +3

    😂 😂 😂 I commented before finishing the video. I loved how you caught the gun was different right away 😂 you still trying to save your client.

  • @spthibault
    @spthibault 3 года назад +3

    Man.. I'd love to see Attorney Tom and Legal Eagle cross overs... dual or opposing counsel's!

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 года назад +10

    Dang I was about to call out that the gun wasn't a 9mm and that there is no way it has a 9 shot cylinder and you literally got my back. Thanks Tom.

  • @HyliRelaxed
    @HyliRelaxed Год назад

    One Google search later confirmed there are in fact several 9mm revolvers that come in the long ass variety.......

  • @911mykid
    @911mykid 3 года назад +25

    Can we focus our attention on country music singing about how hot their daughters are 🤮

    • @PodiumTuningRacing
      @PodiumTuningRacing 3 года назад

      Yuck

    • @tb8654
      @tb8654 3 года назад +2

      What country songs??

    • @jaihummel5057
      @jaihummel5057 3 года назад +2

      What songs lol

    • @chiarosuburekeni9325
      @chiarosuburekeni9325 3 года назад +2

      What song is this?

    • @stevestever8907
      @stevestever8907 3 года назад +1

      They actually have a fair point
      Ive heard a lot of country music, the one ive heard of kinda like that is Farmers Daughter, which js about a guy singing about how he met his wife, the daughter of a farmer he was *working for*

  • @zedokaiba6047
    @zedokaiba6047 2 года назад +1

    A fair few Long ass revolvers are also 9mm, theyre good for target shooting. Best acruacy for the price (Atleast it used to be)

  • @mattheadplus
    @mattheadplus 3 года назад +5

    Just found your videos this week and it's gotten me really interested in your profession, maybe I'll reply to this comment in 10 years saying I'm a lawyer now 🤣

  • @skateroffortune
    @skateroffortune Год назад +1

    It seem to be a gun... of the long ass variety

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 3 года назад +5

    I curious, could the police actually find out if you have an allergy?
    Like, any lawyer would tell their defendant “Dude just show you AREN’T allergic” if they weren’t, but wouldn’t it be a HIPPA violation to try and demand evidence of an allergy?

    • @dark2023-1lovesoni
      @dark2023-1lovesoni Год назад

      They don't have to demand records. They can order a simple allergy test to be done by a doctor working with the police department. Basically they scratch your skin, usually on your back, then put small amounts of various allergens on each scratch and look for a reaction.

  • @ThogDontCare
    @ThogDontCare Год назад

    Even if that long revolver was a 9mm, he'd 100% have to reload it at least once to have landed 9 shots on Darnell Simmons. 😂😂😂

  • @renagonpoi5747
    @renagonpoi5747 3 года назад +5

    2:26 if the case had any more complexity, Attorney Tom would be out of the frame.

  • @daninthecansousa295
    @daninthecansousa295 Год назад +1

    "Rap snitches, telling all their business
    Sit in the court and be their own star witness
    "Do you see the perpetrator?" Yeah, I'm right here
    Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years" -MF DOOM

  • @Conk-bepis
    @Conk-bepis 3 года назад +45

    There are some weird green lines across your video throughout, is there something wrong with your camera or are they intentional ? cause I really hope my screen isn't broken, lol

    • @OTisnochOT
      @OTisnochOT 3 года назад +38

      well i hate to break it to you but i think your screen is broke

    • @JohnDoe-vw4zf
      @JohnDoe-vw4zf 3 года назад

      Your screen is fine

    • @eggbound7285
      @eggbound7285 3 года назад +1

      It happen to me as well so your screen Is fine that's why i came to tje comments lol.

    • @WeirdTigy
      @WeirdTigy 3 года назад

      It happened to me as well

    • @krumpits
      @krumpits 3 года назад +8

      It’s a RUclips issue, been happening to lots of people lately across multiple devices/screens

  • @franklyanogre00000
    @franklyanogre00000 3 года назад

    @AttorneyTom Thank you for doing these. They are very instructive.

  • @bassman9261995
    @bassman9261995 3 года назад +3

    I don’t understand why this wouldn’t be hearsay. It’s a statement that’s not made under oath that is presented for the truth of its contents.

    • @HipProGamer
      @HipProGamer 3 года назад

      It's useable becuase even though it's not under oath it works with the evidence. If the lyrics didnt match up with most of the evidence then it's not usable.

    • @Cutest-Bunny998
      @Cutest-Bunny998 3 года назад +1

      Isn't this a statement against interest? There is no hearsay rule on suspect confessions as far as I know.

  • @danletter9357
    @danletter9357 3 года назад

    This sketch is one of my favorite from this duo

  • @Flowerlytdm
    @Flowerlytdm 3 года назад +6

    major plot twist: Tom was never a lawyer

    • @kashu8774
      @kashu8774 3 года назад

      Basically, he just studied law for fun!?

    • @haileycandeza-solano
      @haileycandeza-solano 3 года назад

      @@kashu8774 he studied law for sport.

  • @MLind13
    @MLind13 3 года назад

    This sketch is great and this analysis is even better.... I love this

  • @barneystinson2781
    @barneystinson2781 3 года назад +9

    Never understood why the song didn't say he shot him on September the 9th 2009

  • @digitaldeer7776
    @digitaldeer7776 3 года назад

    I'd like to thank this community for liking and commenting this video was in my recommendation and I love it

  • @thecolorpurple4807
    @thecolorpurple4807 3 года назад +4

    Could be possible that the gun of the long ass variety was in 9mm and had 9 or more chambers in it, actually.
    But that rings the question, the hell is a 9mm revolver doing existing in this world?

    • @dangersnail5839
      @dangersnail5839 3 года назад

      The real question is why anyone needs a gun of the long ass variety

    • @wimpwampwomp
      @wimpwampwomp 3 года назад

      @@dangersnail5839 to get some seaweed in there too

    • @thecolorpurple4807
      @thecolorpurple4807 3 года назад

      @@dangersnail5839
      extra accuracy
      long barrel + bullet = accuracy +5

    • @thecolorpurple4807
      @thecolorpurple4807 3 года назад

      @@dangersnail5839
      it’s like fallout 4 except the revolver is chambered in 9mm, simple

  • @rafaelguedes372
    @rafaelguedes372 Год назад

    love this video, educative and entertainment, thanks pal

  • @STroB
    @STroB 3 года назад +5

    I just watched a lawyer speaking for 12 minutes.... and I enjoyed it...
    ... 2021 is getting too weird...

  • @creationoutbursts7700
    @creationoutbursts7700 3 года назад +2

    “I AM FUN AT PARTIES!” But bro.. did I ask?? Lmaoo