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Genshin is one of the only games, where when someone asks what you're doing, and you say rituals, they'll just go "understandable have a nice day" without batting an eye. You try that in other areas of your life, I dare you.
In a while, this reply section will be hell, and I’ll explain: Events(I’m pretty sure that the event only gave Barbara skin but...) It doesn’t increase damage in any way, but u can still consider them f2p. If they bought genesis crystals, they only bought the skin. This is also a alt account, not the f2p account. Just s guess doe :)
@@lamp6909 a lot of people consider f2p as not spending any money at all on your account, and getting thru with what mihoyo gives in-game. which is why you'd be called "Free to Play". welkins, battlepasses, primos and skins; if you spend real money for those, you'll no longer considered f2p, even if its a small amount. which is when youre categorized as a Light Spender. /nm
seeing this vid, honestly makes me realize that whaling is less satisfying than f2p/just spending on welkin. imo, u appreciate more when u finally get the 5* that uve been saving for.
I love that idea of somehow showing it when you get a 5* on co-op. we always do "wishing parties" with my friends when any of us wants a character so that would be cool 👍
@@ayanokazuko5120 same but I got qiqi luckily I got 40 more fates that I got from the events and got him zhongli guaranteed now I'm worried if I'll win the next 50/50
The audacity of this man claiming to be f2p to ppl when he's walking around with a paid skin on Jean pretending to be Tuonto, a known whale, is hilarious lmao
I got zhongli after 78 pity and sneaking on the ipad in the morning. I got 300 primos from the redemption codes and wished one time, everything was in slow motion, i thought it was a purple at first, but then ii saw the golden flash glaring at my eyes, then i saw the silhouette, and i knew that i got him, zhongli came home :) won my 5050 ar 40:) did ritual:):):). I WAS SO HAPPY.
i put this on after your recent video with c6 furina pulling, and when you just pulled a ton of beidos here and said "i'm having a deja vu", i checked the publication date and i think i'll give up drinking
I only did single pulls until I got a 4 star since I didn’t need zhongli. I wanted to try for xingqiu’s final constellation… and I got it :D. Good luck to people who are actually pulling for zhongli/ganyu and the future banners!
I can't believe he has such good Beidou luck. I've been trying to get her since I started and I had terrible luck. I used 40 pulls for Zhongli and got c3 Xingque and I had to choose her for my free Liyue 4 star instead of Yanfei constellations. I guess Paikon stole all of the Beidous in Teyvat 😭 also my sister got Beidou on her first pull ever after joining a few days ago, so that was painful as well.
I remember checking my history(where you can calculate your pity by multiples of six) and I realized I was over 90 pity because not only was I past pity on the History charts, but mine was also glitched so it stopped counting pity or it atleast lags for a very long time. Needless to say, I got Keqing on my 92nd pull once the pity system caught up with me.
in this banner, i got xingqiu and yanfei (i didn't had them), but after pulling around 70 times, i got c4 xingqiu, c2 yanfei, and got just 1 beidou, i got ganyu. after that, i pulled on zhongli's banner, and at pity 20, i got jean
after oulling 165 pulls(lose 50/50 to archon hater liyue lady) i got C2 xinqiu(C1 for the event so technically C1 xinqiu from the banner) and C3 yanfei and C2 beidou
You can be lucky and unlucky at the same time. I was hoping for keqing so I rolled hoping to lose 50/50 but got itto I tried again and got xiao Tried again and got ganyu I’m crying
Me over here who skipped both Zhongli and Ganyu because I already had Zhongli from his first banner and don't want Ganyu while saving for Ayato: hmmmmm yes......
i have been saving for 3 months to get zhongli and lost my first ever 50 50 to keqing and got him at pity but got 8 yanfeis. (i wanted to save for raiden and possible kazuha now i dont have enough wishes to neither of them if i loose 50 50).
If you joined me (I’m in Asia server sadly), you probably would have to do 102 pulls. That’s how bad my luck is for Zhongli. 33 pulls and gotten Keqing at 85 pity, then gotten Zhongli at 69
I’m still in shock of my pulls on this banner. I pulled 123 times and got a Mona (c0), 3 Zhongli (c2), a Ganyu (c1), and a Jean (C1) so now I have guarantee for Yae Miko. EDIT: changed pulls from 110 to 123, i miscounted the first time
I saw someone on twitter said "Come on is this real Tuonto or not??" But Tuonto said "That's not me", C6 Jean n C6 Qiqi on that not real Tuonto profile. Is that you?
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tuonto said i can post this
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AYO
💪👍
I remember this stream XD
:)
Hiiiiiii can you please do I liveeeeeeee I wanna be in your stream
I deadass saw a post on Twitter saying a 'Tuonto' joined their world, and the fact that Tuonto actually said it wasn't him makes it funnier
WHAT- 💀💀
LMFSO WHAT
HELP
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HELPPPPPP
well if you’re going to impersonate tuonto, you’re bound to be blessed with the qiqi curse.
exactly
Are you telling me... That i am bound to get qiqi if i impersonate him...?
Alright, i am Tuonto now.
@@DR-7 same :)
Deja vu
Omg gooo you so kawi
Paikon: Calls internet police
Also paikon: **Disguises as Tuonto**
The 690 likes
2k now
LMFAO
@@vinn9579 probably more than 2k actually
He also lied he got the characters lol 😂
Genshin is one of the only games, where when someone asks what you're doing, and you say rituals, they'll just go "understandable have a nice day" without batting an eye. You try that in other areas of your life, I dare you.
lol so true
Lmaoooo
Paikon : "im f2p :D"
while wearing Jean summer skin
Lmoa
In a while, this reply section will be hell, and I’ll explain:
Events(I’m pretty sure that the event only gave Barbara skin but...)
It doesn’t increase damage in any way, but u can still consider them f2p. If they bought genesis crystals, they only bought the skin. This is also a alt account, not the f2p account. Just s guess doe :)
@@lamp6909 also he have 60k+ genesis crystals and him on stream changed it to primo
@@rvezx6367 hm
@@lamp6909 a lot of people consider f2p as not spending any money at all on your account, and getting thru with what mihoyo gives in-game. which is why you'd be called "Free to Play". welkins, battlepasses, primos and skins; if you spend real money for those, you'll no longer considered f2p, even if its a small amount. which is when youre categorized as a Light Spender. /nm
seeing this vid, honestly makes me realize that whaling is less satisfying than f2p/just spending on welkin. imo, u appreciate more when u finally get the 5* that uve been saving for.
@@lewst C2 Raiden maybe?
someone is a masochist for the grind lol
mhm!!..f2p gurantee huhu
Honestly its nothing different
I agree, being a light spender/f2p makes the gacha more fun and more satisfying. Whereas whaling seems to be kind of boring. No excitement in pulling.
Paikon: "I got her"
Haru: "Got Who?"
Paikon:"Uhhhh"
Also Paikon: "Her"
No replies here for some reason.
@jellyweirdo we can start drama together
@jellyweirdo yes do it
@jellyweirdo SAME, cmon we need more drama than that
@@LeiaMistray drama? yoimiya sucks
Paikon:lying on the Internet is illegal
Also paikon: *doesn't get ganyu* I GOT HER
Paikon means Qiqi he got qiqi
Cocogoat💀
It was so funny how he was lying all the time to the poor people 🤣💀
actually not funny at all, I stopped watching because of that. I just hate when people lie without any reason thinking it's fun💀
@@cliflex oh?
@@cliflex Well, its a very small thing to lie about, so I guess it doesnt matter?
@@mcjean5083 I guess I'm just very touchy on the subject. Can't really stand even small lies when they're 'just for fun'
@@cliflex so serious
*"Lying on the internet is illegal"*
Also paikon: *"disguises as tuonto anyway"*
"See my f2p Jean"
Paikon : Mine too
*WHILE WEARING HER SUMMER OUTFIT*
HELP ME
LMAO I JUST NOTICED
Paikon: *gets a Qiqi while disguised as Tuonto*
Uhh you sure it isn't actually Tuonto?
THIS TOOK LIKE 5 HOURS IN STREAM
*the woman was too stunned to speak..* 😨😨
Waaa
Can confirm... I was there
@@googooyul yea so long…
@@skibidilivvie LMAOOO
Paikon: I can't lose another 50/50
Mihoyo: are you sure about that
I want to lose 50/50 to get diluc
@@FormalShadow *yes.*
Itspaikon: "Lying on the internet is illegal"
Also itspaikon "I'm f2p"
Paikon: lying on the internet is illegal also Paikon: I got her
Paikon: Lying is illegal
*A few minutes later...*
_LIES TO EVERY PERSON HE JOINS_
First Reply & First Reply in a Year
I love that idea of somehow showing it when you get a 5* on co-op. we always do "wishing parties" with my friends when any of us wants a character so that would be cool 👍
good luck to those pulling for ganyu/zhongli/yae!!
i wish u guys luck winning the 50/50
:D
I actually got zhongli after reading this comment :D thank you so much for the luck
i lost mine to mona 😭
Lost it on my main, but got him as my first 5* on my second :D
i lost the 50/50 to diluc at first but 29 pulls and one desperate ritual later i got zhongli 🔥🔥🔥
Ok but hear me out “I Destroyed the Wine Industry with 4 Dionas”
YES!YES!YES! A BIG BIG YES!
I’ve spent 50 wishes trying to get beidou so far yet these people get her like it’s nothing 💀
Edit: I finally got her and I have every 4 star 😭👍
Bc they already have 6c so it's kinda useless
I did like 80 pulls on the ganyu banner (got keqing) and the 4* I keep getting is beidou
Oh my god same
I didn't even get her in the end
I got her from the standard banner instead T-T
ToT last year i tried to pull for her on xiao banner and didn't even get her, i had to get her on lantern rite instead
Same TT
“Lying on the internet is bad.” 27 seconds later- “IM TUONTO!!!!”
""lookin for cute girl".. wait, CUTE EGIRL! Wait that's ME"
- paikon 2022
4:08 I love Paikon saying “gracias” is too cute 🌜🤝🌛
@@eonuos agreed.
paikon: What are the chances I get Zhongli on my 1st ten pull?
me who got him instantly after losing to Qiqi:
..👁️👄👁️
Bruh i already had like almost 50 wishes after i lost to mona
Still pulling for him since i still have some time
I lost to Mona on Xiao banner but got zhongli at 10 pity
Same except keqing first
FR I HAVE GOT HIM IN PITY 31 AND WAS JUST SKIPPING BC I WAS SURE HE WONT BE IN ANY OF THE 5 SINGLES OBVSLY
*"If you roll, I roll."*
*"And if you don't I'll roll anyway."*
*[also back in 2024 chat, whos with me?]*
This happens to me everytime I get the best 4 stars in the banner THEN LOSE THE 50/50
Recently happened to me on Zhongli banner, it was so generous at giving me C4 Xingqiu but got Mona in the end lmao 😭😭
@@ayanokazuko5120 same but I got qiqi luckily I got 40 more fates that I got from the events and got him zhongli guaranteed now I'm worried if I'll win the next 50/50
@@ayanokazuko5120 I actually want mona 😭
i got c6 xingqiu but lost the 50/50 to qiqi then 16 pulls after zhongli came home 😭😭😭
@@ei8105 thats actually lucky
Now I see, Gambling addiction is real.
paikon is now scared of the name Tuonto
Sacred
he cowers when someone mentions tuonto
Legends say Paikon is still rolling beidous till this day
The audacity of this man claiming to be f2p to ppl when he's walking around with a paid skin on Jean pretending to be Tuonto, a known whale, is hilarious lmao
“everyone’s so nice”
as a former ganyu main, i can guarantee you any ganyu main you meet will be nice.
as a ganyu main, fr lol
I got zhongli after 78 pity and sneaking on the ipad in the morning. I got 300 primos from the redemption codes and wished one time, everything was in slow motion, i thought it was a purple at first, but then ii saw the golden flash glaring at my eyes, then i saw the silhouette, and i knew that i got him, zhongli came home :) won my 5050 ar 40:) did ritual:):):). I WAS SO HAPPY.
“Then I saw the silhouette”
U mean a cloud?
SAAAAME
So I’m not the only person sneaking on my iPad in the morning 😂
Feel you. Had no hope of getting Zhongli or Ganyu since I just got Itto but miraculously got Zhongli at 60 pity, winning my 4th 50/50 🙌🤧🥺
I’m not the only one too btw I got him at 75 pity
i put this on after your recent video with c6 furina pulling, and when you just pulled a ton of beidos here and said "i'm having a deja vu", i checked the publication date and i think i'll give up drinking
If paikon asked to do a 10pull in my world I would probably react like: yeah ofc, but why did you ask lol
Beidou want to make you kazuha's siblings
I only did single pulls until I got a 4 star since I didn’t need zhongli. I wanted to try for xingqiu’s final constellation… and I got it :D. Good luck to people who are actually pulling for zhongli/ganyu and the future banners!
I got my first 5 star on zhongli banner. It was zhongli
@@trytobanme9332 Me too. :)
I did the same for beidou c6 and ganyu came in and took my guarantee at 21 pity lol. Got beidou c6 4 wishes later tho so yay
I love how every time he says he's f2p he has jeans skin witch cost genesiscrystal witch cost money
I can't believe he has such good Beidou luck. I've been trying to get her since I started and I had terrible luck. I used 40 pulls for Zhongli and got c3 Xingque and I had to choose her for my free Liyue 4 star instead of Yanfei constellations. I guess Paikon stole all of the Beidous in Teyvat 😭 also my sister got Beidou on her first pull ever after joining a few days ago, so that was painful as well.
i had to use my lantern rite character to get c1 xingqui
Give me xingqiu cons
I got c6 xingqiu
@@turgburg4890 i nope he never critd his E
That is not Lucky since he don't want her
I remember checking my history(where you can calculate your pity by multiples of six) and I realized I was over 90 pity because not only was I past pity on the History charts, but mine was also glitched so it stopped counting pity or it atleast lags for a very long time. Needless to say, I got Keqing on my 92nd pull once the pity system caught up with me.
Paikon: *has 17 ping*
Me with 178 ping: I'm dying :D
after seeing all the lost 50/50s i don't feel so bad for having 3 lost 50/50s in a row
that last pull litreally made me cry you finally won a 50/50 i am soooo happy for you i amost went insane just looking at this video
oh so THATS where my bad luck went!
i wonder how long it would take if paikon didn’t have his name as tuonto.
14:42
I FUCKING SCREAMED 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I FEEL SO BAD FOR THEM JKGJLFKYFLFHKDKHKHHK
in this banner, i got xingqiu and yanfei (i didn't had them), but after pulling around 70 times, i got c4 xingqiu, c2 yanfei, and got just 1 beidou, i got ganyu. after that, i pulled on zhongli's banner, and at pity 20, i got jean
after oulling 165 pulls(lose 50/50 to archon hater liyue lady) i got C2 xinqiu(C1 for the event so technically C1 xinqiu from the banner) and C3 yanfei and C2 beidou
@@sleeper5905 Archon hate liyue lady lmaoo
@@coconatsu9079 i meant to write archon hater mb lmao
21:52
"looking for cute egirl? "
paikon : "THATS ME!!! :0"
The longer the video got the more I laughed lmao especially at the c100 pirate part and the lawyer jail thing at 27:17
someone: mona should die in hell
paikon: *gets mona*
When the guest pulled 250 pulls:
The dude literally spent his life savings for pirates and lawyers.
At that point, he might as well bought a couple of houses.
Paikon(finds someone who wants egirl)
Also paikon (with Tuonto's name) : wait that's me!!
this video is just paikon lying to pull for john lee and ganyu
Next post: *If I Roll, I Roll*
He’s ready for 4 archons speedrun
I was in the beisht fight, pulled 5 times from the free wishes and got ganyu, won the 50/50 and it was 9 pity
thank the oh paikon lord for getting rid of thou crappy ads 👏
2:58 at that moment everyone was wondering if paikon got ganyu
Paikon: **Explaining**
Chat: I'M GAY TOO
this guy always makes my day
i love how there is a bunch of people joining your world while u do this
I remember watching this stream while grocery shopping at 16%
None: me chilling with yanfei - mona - Jean - fishl - 😅
The amount of gold stars in this video made me cry.
-F2P player
To this day we on RUclips still don’t know if Paikon told the last person how the pull went
itspaikon: lying on the internet is illegal
me: looks around nervously
You can be lucky and unlucky at the same time.
I was hoping for keqing so I rolled hoping to lose 50/50 but got itto
I tried again and got xiao
Tried again and got ganyu I’m crying
give me ur luck please i kost the 50/50 to keqing while wishing for ganyu and im at 35 pity now :')
paikon should start a pirate crew and call it the court room at this point
3:18 amazing moment
bro has enough lawyers to win any lawsuit and enough pirates to start a whole fleet
He’s glad he didn’t ask me because I pulled 170ish times for c1 Zhongli lol
anyone else who loves seeing the golden glow of a 5* but has only seen it on your genshin account 2 times?
(i got xiao and diluc)
Listen, if i got 2 beidous in a ten pull i would be over the moon thrilled, i love beidou so much
Someone in chat- *F2pay* 💀
3:11 “that’s how the game works” trust him
Paikon: Lying is illegal I will call that internet police
Paikon: I GOT HIM/HER
Me over here who skipped both Zhongli and Ganyu because I already had Zhongli from his first banner and don't want Ganyu while saving for Ayato: hmmmmm yes......
Getting Beidou on any banner is any Genshin player’s biggest nightmare.
i have been saving for 3 months to get zhongli and lost my first ever 50 50 to keqing and got him at pity but got 8 yanfeis. (i wanted to save for raiden and possible kazuha now i dont have enough wishes to neither of them if i loose 50 50).
"I GOT HER"
he's not wrong
So this is who all the beidou went too…I’ve been trying to c6 her but am only getting yanfei and the flute
I love how his first impressions of seeing someone’s signature as “LF
I lost ganyu to jean, so if Mihoyo cared to give me any luck for ganyu i would be extremely happy right now
I only lose 50/50s when I try to get a constellation
If you joined me (I’m in Asia server sadly), you probably would have to do 102 pulls. That’s how bad my luck is for Zhongli. 33 pulls and gotten Keqing at 85 pity, then gotten Zhongli at 69
Hmm the last part is sus
@@Cynthia_LU exactly.
OHOOOO 69
'Why am I helping them farm?' Don't be like that to lower level players dude... 😭
its kequing not kechao
Everybody:Loosing 50/50 cus of Qiqi
Me: *the one that have Sayu and wants Qiqi*
I literally want beidou…
Edit: can someone make a compilation of itspaikon getting beidou
Paikon: lying on the internet is illegal.
I AM F2P
I’m still in shock of my pulls on this banner. I pulled 123 times and got a Mona (c0), 3 Zhongli (c2), a Ganyu (c1), and a Jean (C1) so now I have guarantee for Yae Miko.
EDIT: changed pulls from 110 to 123, i miscounted the first time
Lying is illegal bro
@@Yuukinum0 The sad part is that it’s not a lie 😭😭 my luck will never be this cracked ever again
@Danelle Grubbs 6, 5* in 110 pulls totally not a lie
@@Yuukinum0 so I recounted and I got 6 5*s in 123 pulls. You don’t have to believe me lol
Paikon: I GOT HER
Random person: who is her???
Me:LaDiEs AnD gEnTaLmEtNs HeR!
Qiqi:*gives Paikon c7 even tho u can’t do that
I saw someone on twitter said "Come on is this real Tuonto or not??" But Tuonto said "That's not me", C6 Jean n C6 Qiqi on that not real Tuonto profile.
Is that you?
It's him lmao
@@yui7_yui7 i see
AS A BEIDOU MAIN, I WANT HER CONSTE SO I CAN C6 HER BUT ALL I GOT IS EITHER YANFEI OR XINGQUI :(((
6:34 I was playing with Tea today lol
Paikon: “There is NO WAY the rest of this is all is 3 stars.”
**ThE rEsT iS mAgIcAlLy 3 StArS**
Someone: why are you wasting your money on stupid things?
Paikon: *i said yes*
I got Zhongli Xing Qiu and favonious lance in one 10summon