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  • Опубликовано: 3 май 2024
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    This is a Minecraft mod I coded for Minecraft 1.20 and the upcoming Minecraft 1.21 update on Minecraft Forge and Minecraft Fabric #minecraft #cursedminecraft #minecraftmemes
    If you like PhoenixSC, camman18, EightSidedSquare, and doctor4t you'd probably be okay with this
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  • @Kredorish
    @Kredorish 2 месяца назад +4714

    One thing I love is when it gets completely off track into something super realistic, and even more off track into something even more hyper-realistic and ridiculous.

    • @speedweed-dw1nj
      @speedweed-dw1nj 2 месяца назад +1

      Also when he casually adds a whole dimension over something stupid like the trash dimension

    • @iegoriasynetskyi1003
      @iegoriasynetskyi1003 2 месяца назад +45

      "hyper-realistic and ridiculous"
      Seems like an oxymoron to me lol
      Although yeah, I do love the obscene amount of weird detail added to seemingly irrelevant features too. It's pretty much the staple of the channel at this point.

    • @Jaraya123
      @Jaraya123 2 месяца назад +6

      Bro read my mind.

    • @coffinmyface4237
      @coffinmyface4237 2 месяца назад +10

      ​​@@iegoriasynetskyi1003a giraffes trachea (feel free to check if im right on this) wraps from its torso, entirely around its neck and back up to its mouth, one of our cleaning organs just fucking explodes because it does its job too well. Black holes, i dont think i need to say more there. Reality is absolutely ridiculous

    • @tarnthamuaapithorn9161
      @tarnthamuaapithorn9161 2 месяца назад +1

      Ok

  • @Bajor1
    @Bajor1 2 месяца назад +3416

    I cant belive Fingees didn't add appendicitis to minecraft to further expand the playing experience

    • @TheAlmightyPurpleJ
      @TheAlmightyPurpleJ 2 месяца назад +153

      Truly depressing, fingees fell off hard

    • @fingees_YT
      @fingees_YT  2 месяца назад +1188

      that will be in the Organs and Oregon Trail update

    • @josketobben
      @josketobben 2 месяца назад +234

      @@fingees_YT Oregone? But will there still be ore then??

    • @Bajor1
      @Bajor1 2 месяца назад +54

      @@josketobben all ores will be gone

    • @donutguy804
      @donutguy804 2 месяца назад +35

      @@fingees_YTcant wait for the dysentery update

  • @glubtas
    @glubtas 2 месяца назад +753

    5:18 The most disturbing thing in this video is how he presses 2 while hovering over the furnace slot instead of shift clicking. Literally sent shivers down my spine at the deranged pshycopath antics.

    • @fingees_YT
      @fingees_YT  2 месяца назад +226

      you gotta be efficient to pump these videos out

    • @MB-eh2kp
      @MB-eh2kp 2 месяца назад +113

      Clearly this is a reference to the popular Minecraft update “Minecraft 2”

    • @Dojaesd
      @Dojaesd 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@fingees_YTwhere are ur mods

    • @Vizedar
      @Vizedar 2 месяца назад +2

      I dont think there actual real mods​@@Dojaesd

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer 2 месяца назад

      Efficient

  • @prolitium4112
    @prolitium4112 2 месяца назад +392

    "If you're a girl you'll have a girl fart" with no elaboration may be my new favorite fingees bit

  • @ThePinkOne
    @ThePinkOne 2 месяца назад +1606

    There is no way you created KILLER BEAN for a TWO SECOND BIT, the dedication is painful. I love you

    • @magicman6908
      @magicman6908 2 месяца назад +34

      I was blown away just from seeing Killer Bean to dive further into farts.

    • @OldSport198
      @OldSport198 Месяц назад

      Where

  • @leontriestoart
    @leontriestoart 2 месяца назад +1534

    Can you add carbon emissions to minecraft

  • @impossible9092
    @impossible9092 2 месяца назад +236

    my absolute favourite part about these videos is that each ridiculous addition perfectly segues into the next ridiculous thing

  • @Jeez_690
    @Jeez_690 2 месяца назад +160

    He's talented,
    He's productive,
    He's intelligent,
    Moreover he has that majestic voice,
    Why mojang why? Hire this guy. Atleast ur mob votes would be better if fingees started working there (as a boss)

    • @josketobben
      @josketobben 2 месяца назад +14

      working as a boss he would first add hugo boss clothing to minecraft

    • @kamilK96
      @kamilK96 2 месяца назад +11

      Why would he want to work for them, he already made Minecraft 2. Mojang should work for him.

    • @duongduong3124
      @duongduong3124 2 месяца назад +1

      Microsoft not like adding thing thought

  • @chwaterchearthchfirechair8254
    @chwaterchearthchfirechair8254 2 месяца назад +1330

    1:24 This implies that our eyes are in our mouths, which I wouldn't be surprised if this is a feature lol

    • @fritzyfox3713
      @fritzyfox3713 2 месяца назад +173

      Finally I get to roleplay as Caine from digital circus

    • @cezken5
      @cezken5 2 месяца назад +19

      ​@@fritzyfox3713💀

    • @suspicioussand
      @suspicioussand 2 месяца назад +63

      ​@@fritzyfox3713 POMNI, I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE

    • @igottakirbranger8995
      @igottakirbranger8995 2 месяца назад +15

      Caine Digital Circus 💀

    • @Suspressable
      @Suspressable 2 месяца назад +28

      @@fritzyfox3713 “HEY EVERYONE, GUESS WHAT! I KNOW YOU WANNA BUY MY STOCKS!”

  • @TSK_light
    @TSK_light 2 месяца назад +364

    Lore accurate Steve

  • @TD_Heather4TW
    @TD_Heather4TW 2 месяца назад +77

    3:09 "Steve's eyes don't blink"
    Bedrock Steve: Am I a joke to you?

    • @OmniGod1865-dt2ye
      @OmniGod1865-dt2ye 2 месяца назад +4

      true java dont have da feature to blink but bedrock steve does small details that go unnoticed

    • @EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy
      @EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy Месяц назад +3

      And not just Bedrock Steve, ANY character from the character creator and presets on Bedrock can blink.

  • @starryskies113
    @starryskies113 2 месяца назад +22

    8:35 as a girl, we do indeed fart glitter.

  • @ThatAsianPenguin
    @ThatAsianPenguin 2 месяца назад +355

    No one has finished the video so far but I can safely say we are all traumatized

  • @Sean_735
    @Sean_735 2 месяца назад +130

    5:36 I thought this was going to turn into a farm to harvest muscles only from strong mobs to grow your own.

  • @Atylonisus
    @Atylonisus 2 месяца назад +35

    2:48
    This sentence took such a turn between it's first and second half

  • @Chargeorge676
    @Chargeorge676 2 месяца назад +1238

    Bro is working harder than the the entire mojang company
    Edit : I officially started ww3 in the comment section

    • @yarikzhiga
      @yarikzhiga 2 месяца назад +69

      ikr he makes updates 5x bigger than actual minecraft updates in 5x less time 😭

    • @Kyrikrliy
      @Kyrikrliy 2 месяца назад +54

      But unlike mojang he doesn't let others download his work and actually play it, it's just animation and command blocks mostly

    • @elliswebster7041
      @elliswebster7041 2 месяца назад +22

      Generic comment

    • @lalhmangaihatahan
      @lalhmangaihatahan 2 месяца назад +16

      relatable comment

    • @bobmaster698
      @bobmaster698 2 месяца назад +7

      I don't really think that is true lol

  • @-TheRandomOne-
    @-TheRandomOne- 2 месяца назад +160

    1:10 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87???

  • @the666eht
    @the666eht 2 месяца назад +48

    Where is the realistic depression in my steve

  • @user-ku9bk7vf5l
    @user-ku9bk7vf5l 2 месяца назад +153

    2:55 Please do NOT add Skibidi Toilet.

    • @Coffin386
      @Coffin386 2 месяца назад +4

      no skibidi

    • @spectralbypassfailure532
      @spectralbypassfailure532 2 месяца назад +5

      if he adds it i wont be happy, thats the one thing that he shouldnt add (and others related to it)

    • @niuniu14
      @niuniu14 2 месяца назад +1

      Yea

    • @tijnvaneijk9512
      @tijnvaneijk9512 2 месяца назад +2

      I AGREE

    • @Dayus_FF
      @Dayus_FF 2 месяца назад

      Bro, lure the little guys to watch the video

  • @TomDebridge
    @TomDebridge 2 месяца назад +50

    3:40 I lost it at "Stares"

  • @greenberrygk
    @greenberrygk 2 месяца назад +39

    I would have used iron nuggets instead of iron ingots for braces, but otherwise great, perfectly vanilla style mod for sure 😃

    • @fingees_YT
      @fingees_YT  2 месяца назад +16

      forgot those were in the game And i don't know what they actually do

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 2 месяца назад +2

      @@fingees_YTnothing

    • @ravioliravioli693
      @ravioliravioli693 2 месяца назад

      ​@@waffler-yz3gw don't you need iron nugget to craft chains?

  • @VinRocks
    @VinRocks 2 месяца назад +29

    8:54 he gave the witch a makeover?!?!
    5 seconds later...
    he improved the witch!?!?!

  • @etzelpro3939
    @etzelpro3939 2 месяца назад +20

    4:22 I can't believe he roasted him self

  • @reddishradish682
    @reddishradish682 2 месяца назад +130

    1:25 caine pov?

  • @reigun8494
    @reigun8494 2 месяца назад +8

    Bathroom dimension gave me conker's bad fur day flashbacks

    • @Lar_me
      @Lar_me 2 месяца назад +1

      "BRING ME SOME SWEET CORN"

  • @mrquestionmrq450
    @mrquestionmrq450 2 месяца назад +27

    imagine playing with all of Fingees' updates that he's made to Minecraft so far. Would probably go pretty hard

  • @DarkOmegaMK2
    @DarkOmegaMK2 2 месяца назад +22

    4:07 Literal jump scare right there.

  • @alchemy5750
    @alchemy5750 Месяц назад +4

    1:30 This implies the existence of the Tooth Fairy, which can enter the overworld through a special portal through her own dimension.

  • @Dwayne_LaFontant
    @Dwayne_LaFontant Месяц назад +4

    I didn’t know we all have gigantic jaws that can unhinge.

  • @Nieck7654
    @Nieck7654 2 месяца назад +4

    bedrock steve already blinks

    • @JoshVr_56
      @JoshVr_56 19 дней назад

      But he blinks Differently

  • @alexgravitos
    @alexgravitos 2 месяца назад +7

    this dude's like
    "Hey. Realistic Steve is a good idea. Imma add a nose. Nose detects smells, so I'll add things that smell. What smells? Farts. What causes farts? Beans. What do you think of when you see beans? The Killer Bean movie."
    A lot of random, barely correlated to each other things. Chaotic neutral.

  • @bonnie_the_bunny250
    @bonnie_the_bunny250 2 месяца назад +8

    steve just turn into british 💀💀💀💀

  • @ragcat3732
    @ragcat3732 2 месяца назад +22

    2:43 you know flossing isn’t supposed to hurt right?.. How hard have you been flossing your teeth???

  • @OptiPopulus
    @OptiPopulus 2 месяца назад +18

    4:35 Dude looks like those meme roblox avatars

  • @MrMelonsz
    @MrMelonsz 2 месяца назад +17

    Bro. That soul dimension is literally terrifying lmaooo.
    Would not want to get trapped in there.

  • @eliteplier
    @eliteplier 2 месяца назад +19

    Why cant most minecraft youtubers be like this?

    • @fingees_YT
      @fingees_YT  2 месяца назад +29

      That would be bad for my brand

  • @Malinanaani
    @Malinanaani 2 месяца назад +24

    8:37 but does the girl fart smell bad or good?

  • @Karm_a_mraK
    @Karm_a_mraK 2 месяца назад +6

    7:50 Since you gave everything a smell, you could also add migraines to minecraft. If you get a migraine, the player will be forced to close their eyes and lay on the floor for the whole day, or there is a chance they develop migraines with auras 👍

  • @FoXMaSteR001
    @FoXMaSteR001 2 месяца назад +40

    Aliens watching this : "Human is fascinating"

  • @jordisumoy3097
    @jordisumoy3097 2 месяца назад +53

    why did you made him british?

  • @Knomshabeck
    @Knomshabeck 2 месяца назад +4

    Babe wake up, Fingees ready to traumatize us again

  • @keka000
    @keka000 2 месяца назад +56

    How to download it?

  • @JayceMinecraft
    @JayceMinecraft 2 месяца назад +3

    This went from realistic steve to dentist mod really fast.

  • @bigseven8227
    @bigseven8227 2 месяца назад +6

    0:41 Steve looks like he drank from the Font of Power and bathed in the Pool of Knowledge

  • @axolotl482
    @axolotl482 2 месяца назад +6

    I know that most of these mods aren't fleshed out, and most of the systems are built to work just enough for a video, just I would love to see mods getting released for like goals again

  • @taigafrost4936
    @taigafrost4936 2 месяца назад +13

    3:04 bedrock players:

  • @MRBLUXEL
    @MRBLUXEL 2 месяца назад +3

    love that we have our eyes inside our mouth in first person, totally accurate to irl

  • @pejn5329
    @pejn5329 2 месяца назад +3

    Fingees is singlehandedly making sure aliens never visit us, what a kind man ❤

  • @_lucydream
    @_lucydream 2 месяца назад +22

    my favourite terrifying youtuber has uploaded again!

  • @gwenlop9512
    @gwenlop9512 2 месяца назад +4

    Fingees is always surreal and constantly unexpected at every turn. With every Fingees mod, there's practically no clue what'll be in store.

  • @ceddavis7441
    @ceddavis7441 2 месяца назад +4

    3:07 bedrock players: *laughing in the distance*

  • @fungi331
    @fungi331 2 месяца назад +14

    this man is the i did a thing of minecraft modding. even his voice sounds kinda the same lol

    • @wadball
      @wadball 2 месяца назад +1

      Perfect description lool

  • @supertoady
    @supertoady 2 месяца назад +12

    every video it gets even more horrifying

  • @Aleon-GB
    @Aleon-GB 2 месяца назад +4

    I love this guy, he's always take thing too literally.

  • @BGCBLacksGameCorner
    @BGCBLacksGameCorner 2 месяца назад +3

    To be honest I love the eye thingy. It looks so cute on spiders... Like... I want a separate eye mod :D

  • @art.14z
    @art.14z 2 месяца назад +24

    Add taxes, inflation and rent! :) (awesome video as always)

    • @josketobben
      @josketobben 2 месяца назад

      we also need more cancer!
      I mean, realism ftw, right? Right!?!

    • @art.14z
      @art.14z 2 месяца назад

      @@josketobben oooh true! We would also need insurance and healthcare after! Haha lol

    • @weswolverine
      @weswolverine 2 месяца назад +2

      @@art.14z If we're going for realism, he might as well add politics to minecraft

    • @art.14z
      @art.14z 2 месяца назад

      @@weswolverine hahah lol

  • @DanStrongman
    @DanStrongman 2 месяца назад +33

    In bedrock edition of Minecraft your eyes blink

    • @oddbluedragon
      @oddbluedragon 2 месяца назад +6

      only for default skin or skin made by accessories on marketplace

    • @DanStrongman
      @DanStrongman 2 месяца назад

      @@oddbluedragon ok

    • @josketobben
      @josketobben 2 месяца назад +1

      ew

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 2 месяца назад +3

    1:24 the POV of Caine from Digital Circus

  • @starryskies113
    @starryskies113 2 месяца назад +2

    5:17 literal interpretation of a monkey bar

  • @user-vo7kt5cl5l
    @user-vo7kt5cl5l 2 месяца назад +13

    What if you give Steve haircuts

    • @Doobydoe
      @Doobydoe 2 месяца назад +6

      Steve with low taper fade

  • @RyBrown
    @RyBrown 2 месяца назад +6

    I think it’s really funny how you have so much talent and choose to use it for… this

  • @ilovegirafz
    @ilovegirafz 2 месяца назад +3

    Everytime a video of yours comes out I send it to my friends. They are getting increasingly worried about me.

  • @jirisitarcik9097
    @jirisitarcik9097 2 месяца назад +2

    Stares are awesome! Good pun idea. The visual and behavior of block itself is amazing 😂

  • @Giolopy
    @Giolopy 2 месяца назад +9

    2:00 clicker looking ahh

  • @lyria261
    @lyria261 2 месяца назад +3

    It's fascinating. After watching every fingees video these ideas seem to become more and more logical and less absurd over time because you're slowly getting used to it and start to just accept it. I see him opening an eye like a door and only think to myself: wow that makes perfect sense! Great idea!

  • @Xenion_jeux
    @Xenion_jeux 2 месяца назад +8

    1:39 you could also have used the butcher villager instead

  • @slimyslimer2642
    @slimyslimer2642 2 месяца назад +10

    2:54 Don't forget to also add Camera Men, they can get rid of the toilets in case your house gets infested

  • @Junqward
    @Junqward 2 месяца назад +5

    4:11 spore looking ahh creature

  • @Zestieee
    @Zestieee 2 месяца назад +5

    2:24 "but they make you fpeak like thif".

  • @svenbimmelbahn1915
    @svenbimmelbahn1915 2 месяца назад +2

    I never hated the fact more that i can see and understand what i see. Great workt man

  • @SirBitesALot101
    @SirBitesALot101 2 месяца назад +3

    1:19 "Was That the Bite of '09?!"

  • @aut-zomefamilyadventures4904
    @aut-zomefamilyadventures4904 2 месяца назад +22

    4:17 average British person

  • @travis_redfern6771
    @travis_redfern6771 2 месяца назад +4

    SpongeBob close ups be like

  • @generalcrab0009
    @generalcrab0009 2 месяца назад +3

    Actually, I think you’ll find that Steve *does* blink.
    On Bedrock though.

  • @bontonexofficial5075
    @bontonexofficial5075 2 месяца назад +2

    should’ve added a Satoru Gojo mob who spams your player with every texture in minecraft for weeks at a time if you look into his soul smh my head
    (pretty neat video)

  • @LutesLostArmLol
    @LutesLostArmLol 2 месяца назад +8

    MOJANG! HIRE THIS GUY😭🤌

  • @turna1216
    @turna1216 2 месяца назад +4

    4:06 Hmm Steve looking fresh

  • @slime-studios
    @slime-studios 2 месяца назад +2

    This Steve looks so unsettling… I love it!

  • @mushroomman3295
    @mushroomman3295 2 месяца назад +1

    He real-eyesed the fact he was but an unrealistic human.

  • @Bong.3D
    @Bong.3D 2 месяца назад +7

    05:05 Arnold Schwarzeneggend

  • @cosmeticincantations7997
    @cosmeticincantations7997 2 месяца назад +3

    Don’t think too much about the fact that if you switch your skin to Alex she has big muscles and thick body hair, she was always like that

  • @herrdohfii103
    @herrdohfii103 3 дня назад

    this feels like a completely impractical way to play minecraft

  • @alfalldoot6715
    @alfalldoot6715 2 месяца назад +1

    I love how the one thing he actually acknowledges as gross is having to punch off the lice.

  • @zarnox3071
    @zarnox3071 2 месяца назад +7

    1:00 Why is the pickaxe flat?

  • @Superbeep675
    @Superbeep675 2 месяца назад +5

    2:53 Please don't add skibidi toilet I'm begging you

  • @IFound18Racoons
    @IFound18Racoons 2 месяца назад +1

    "they can't blink"
    Bedrock Steve: 🗿

  • @Jelly_shy_guy_man
    @Jelly_shy_guy_man 2 месяца назад +2

    Your video’s are so uncanny, and I LOVE IT, man the music with the strangely creepy, it feels like a Thomas the tank engine episode at 2am.

  • @SirLumbago
    @SirLumbago 2 месяца назад +4

    2:05 just looks like kanye west

  • @SS_SUKUNA
    @SS_SUKUNA 2 месяца назад +4

    5:25 bucket of monkey into a furnace✨✨

  • @Ghostmaxi1337
    @Ghostmaxi1337 2 месяца назад +1

    2:48 That mirror is hella sus and breaking universal rules.

  • @MadGenious
    @MadGenious 2 месяца назад +1

    Girl farts should be able to be bottled up and sold to villagers for stacks of emerald blocks.

  • @xramgamerz
    @xramgamerz 2 месяца назад +5

    9:00 Now we are cooking

  • @BongoLabs
    @BongoLabs 2 месяца назад +7

    I wish this was a real mod

  • @beezaweeza4125
    @beezaweeza4125 2 месяца назад +1

    3:08 “they can’t blink”
    Bedrock players:

  • @sennessasen4848
    @sennessasen4848 2 месяца назад +1

    3:08 "they can't blink"
    Bedrock player: 😶

  • @vaidamonkiene2794
    @vaidamonkiene2794 2 месяца назад +8

    3:03 in bedrock edition skins can blinck😐

  • @huuko
    @huuko 2 месяца назад +5

    can you add human trafficking to minecraft?

  • @coopersgrim
    @coopersgrim 2 месяца назад +1

    This is my favourite channel to watch after clubbing drunk af in bed just before i fall asleep

  • @mohdridhuanmohdsharip2569
    @mohdridhuanmohdsharip2569 2 месяца назад +2

    In Bedrock Edition,you can actually really BLINK wtithout mods

  • @dxnikitty12
    @dxnikitty12 2 месяца назад +5

    Masterpiece.