Man look at the audience they are laughing wow wtf kind of peple laugh at something like this I mean if he can be comedian with those jokes I will read history book on stage to make people laugh if they won't I will beat them lol
@@geddamyeshvanth6590 I'm almost never serious, and I'm always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I'm like a collection of paradoxes.
Not only the North east Indians but also some from North India as well as from South India are fair too..... Bruh but IDK I love tan more...( We should just feel proud of what colour we are ).... :-)
@@abijitguptatrading actually you don't understand that Indian guy have good accent but Chinese guy's accent was hard to understand so the indian guy was taking times to understand the jokes and we Indians mostly down our heads when we are getting insulted.
As an Indian woman...the drowning line.. I really appreciate the Chinese guy for raising awareness on several Indian inventions. He did more for India. But, hey yoga was there 8000 years before British.
@Esphaeras Praestans well you really are a fool 🤣 males were gurus so that they can travel and spread its reach and women's were treated very badly like sexual amusement toys outside of India only a few were respected unlike Aryvart(ancient India) so only males were there remaining choices for its spread and there were females yoga teachers too but they were not promoted to Guru (hindi/sanskrit word means teachers which have mastered its field) level for the same reason I described above.
@Esphaeras Praestans Gurvi is feminine form of Guru. Guru is the masculine form And out of more respect, sometimes Ma (mother) is added for women. ✅️Chairman & chairwoman are not the same title? They're! ✅️Policeman & policewoman. Same position. ✅️Similarly for Sanyasi, there's Sanyasini, ✅️Brahmana has Brahmani. I'm a Brahmani. Same level. Different gender. Guru = someone knowledgeable in a certain field. Guru is the root word. My mom's a professor. So, her students on *Gurudivas* (Teacher's day) wish her, *touch her feet, bow down flat on the ground.* Guru divas - here Guru literally translates to Teacher. And we believe Teacher = God. (Regardless of gender). And women Gurus were extremely common in society, 50%. British tried to curb that. But now, again, in India, female teachers, professors are many. And so are female yoga instructors 😛
@@adityadhiman1991 even in comedy one shouldn't be racist...good comedy doesn't require u to being racist and sexist to make ppl laugh...these kind of jokes just make the audience uncomfortable
@@adityavenkat6973 brother I'm a very big fan of roasts but I don't think it was a roast there was no punch line nothing funny he was just simply ranting even if the ranting was funny I'd have liked it but it wasn't 😅 and on the top of that the dude was Litrally angry at the community he was ranting about it was just distasteful if you want to know what real roasts are watch vir das abhishek upmanyu ....etc
Indian Roasts -> Chinese sweats Chinese Roasts -> Indian sweats Canadians the whole time -> Haha 😀😅 People Watching this video on RUclips -> This is Bullshit.
Actually I'm an indian but I'm feeling very bad about this . Really its insulting and hurtful. Worst of all it us named as a roast , this instead of coming together it divides us.
Why is the Indian guy standing the whole time with his head hanging in shame as if he was being scolded by his strict father in front of the school principle 😂
8:05 people who think that, have never heard of the cholas, sikh empire, Dogra empire. And many Kings of ancient India who travelled outside the country and settled in places like central Europe, Iran , xinxiang etc. And he is not a real native Indian, wth he'll know about India!!?
According to me both were not right INDIAN MAN: speaks Chinese eat pigs, dog etc well it's their choice want they want to eat it's none of your business CHINESE MAN: India invented shampoo (etc) because... So man I'm sure you may also have use the things which India has invented even if you have never use these things still many people use them, it's stupidity to speak about it TO BOTH: Chinese eyes are small, Indians are brown, so it is because of their region, if you notice you will find small eyes and brown people very beautiful (DON'T DO DISCRIMINATION)
Yeah man they were just taking light jabs at each other and guys are commenting like they did a war crime😂. Worse and far more offensive roasts are made in friend circles
@शिरीष ರಾಮಾಯ he is a proud Indian who is more Indian than most of us. If you follow his art and his shows, he always talks about how India is and how special it makes everyone feel. If his criticisms feel like the entire show for you, you are one snowflake.
This kind of roasting will actually show our real face. We always proud of our self. A famous indian Poet Sant Kabir Once said "nindak niyare rakhiye, angan kuti chhawai; binu pani bin sabuna, nirmal kare subhaw." Meaning Keep your critic close to you; give him shelter in your courtyard. Without soap and water he cleanses your character.
Ye kaisa roast hua 😂 matlab humne invade nhi kiya I.e. what we called decency and a peace loving nation but if it's for some joke then maybe the joker hasn't much to tell Kaafi factually galat roast tha - I.e. a roast for that roast
Then : when France sneezes the whole Europe catches cold
Now: When China sneezes, whole world catches corona
🤣😂😂😂
Now that's a joke !!
@Brij Bhushan Aiyo!!! Apdiya
@Brij Bhushan ya ya, rise of nationalism in europe.🤣🤣
@@drumsdrums29 apdithhan!
as an indian i apologize for the poor performance of the comedian
EDIT never mind china was worse
True😂😂😂😂
Even if I wanna be modest about it , I just can't
why are you apologizing dimwit ?
@@muZZafuKKa why are you being salty , and who asked you , you annoying insufferable piece of shit
Man look at the audience they are laughing wow wtf kind of peple laugh at something like this I mean if he can be comedian with those jokes I will read history book on stage to make people laugh if they won't I will beat them lol
Tbh I liked the Chinese guy more even though I am an indian
Plot twist : The laughs are pre recorded.
As an editor of this video I can Confirm this 😂
Again hard shit man
@@thebuzzstar809 u serious?
@@geddamyeshvanth6590 I'm almost never serious, and I'm always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I'm like a collection of paradoxes.
Nah u just mad the Chinese owned you
Leonard Chan - Everyone in India has a brown face.
Me being an North East Indian - Say that again but slowly ...😐😑😐
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not only the North east Indians but also some from North India as well as from South India are fair too..... Bruh but IDK I love tan more...( We should just feel proud of what colour we are ).... :-)
Yea bro.... Colour doesn't even matter.What matters is the size of one's heart❤️
@@sapampamhei4466 👍
True that
If these stupid lines are jokes then my friend is also a comedian 😂😂
Comedy can be bad taste aswell
It's called roast and they're not supposed to say nice things.
If u think these lines are stupid then I m really sad to say ur sense of humour is made in China
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude...ryt from now I also considered me as a comedian 🤣🤣🤣
The video is just a source,,, the real comedy is going on in the comment section.
this comment is so underrated
Jhaji are you not indian... Jhaji... Never make a mistake to take these words lightly
@@revmartin2981 yeah!
Because he joked on his own country ,
The Chinese govt. is gonna make him Disappear 😂😂😂
😂🤣😭😭
He's American
xi jing ping be like "Hakai"😂😂😂
@@Kitten_Stomper so why there INDIA Vs China can you explain
@@girry97 I'm assuming it's Indian vs Chinese more than India vs China.
Chinese guy's jokes were made in China. Didn't work at all.
Yo😂
Lol
But he won fool
🤣🤣🤣
Fr bruh😂
They both showed respect to each other's line by laughing on them😂😂😏
Only laughs
Ya I don't think they diserve that
Same . On hearing it i was thinking that is it so
Only the Chan was laughing the india guy was fuming, like most indians.
@@abijitguptatrading actually you don't understand that Indian guy have good accent but Chinese guy's accent was hard to understand so the indian guy was taking times to understand the jokes and we Indians mostly down our heads when we are getting insulted.
Vir Das would have killed the show..
Couldn't agree more
Ya man why wasn't he called
Yes
Agree
even virdas isnt the best indian comic especially in case of roasting
I was just saying to myself
" Don't get offended "
" Don't get offended "
Lol hahh
Best joke even the show didnt have. Great joke dude realy
😂😂😂
@@Buttercup1242
Thanks a lot 🙏
@@WheelOfThought Thanks bro
for china and India both
As an Indian woman...the drowning line..
I really appreciate the Chinese guy for raising awareness on several Indian inventions.
He did more for India.
But, hey yoga was there 8000 years before British.
@Esphaeras Praestans well you really are a fool 🤣 males were gurus so that they can travel and spread its reach and women's were treated very badly like sexual amusement toys outside of India only a few were respected unlike Aryvart(ancient India) so only males were there remaining choices for its spread and there were females yoga teachers too but they were not promoted to Guru (hindi/sanskrit word means teachers which have mastered its field) level for the same reason I described above.
@Esphaeras Praestans Who told you that? Guru Ma are the women Gurus.
Or Gurvi
@Esphaeras Praestans Gurvi is feminine form of Guru. Guru is the masculine form
And out of more respect, sometimes Ma (mother) is added for women.
✅️Chairman & chairwoman are not the same title?
They're!
✅️Policeman & policewoman.
Same position.
✅️Similarly for Sanyasi, there's Sanyasini,
✅️Brahmana has Brahmani.
I'm a Brahmani.
Same level. Different gender.
Guru = someone knowledgeable in a certain field.
Guru is the root word.
My mom's a professor.
So, her students on *Gurudivas* (Teacher's day) wish her, *touch her feet, bow down flat on the ground.*
Guru divas - here Guru literally translates to Teacher.
And we believe Teacher = God.
(Regardless of gender).
And women Gurus were extremely common in society, 50%.
British tried to curb that.
But now, again, in India, female teachers, professors are many. And so are female yoga instructors 😛
@Esphaeras Praestans Well we do have lots of books because we had knowledge. And yoga for fitness . You had neither 😂
@Esphaeras Praestans So by that logic you want your men to be called as women, I totally get it.
why did we pick indias worst comedian for this stage...
Nobody beats Kunal kamra..!!!
And I actually think he did good...!!!
@@goofyahhyanfei kunal kamra sbse chootiya comedian hain, woh aaeyga toh uska he chootiya ktt jayega😂😂😂
@@iitnakanpur.. kunal ke pass bolne ke liye sirf modi rss and anti hindu ideashi h...in topics ke bina wo kuch nhi h
@@anonymous-dz7vv haa wohi toh , usko comedy chod ke politics mein jana chahiye , sala chuitya comedy toh kr pata nhi hain
Exactly
i think the chinese one didn't roast but he indirectly showcased the problems of India .
Absolutely.....n one more joke needed....thats about tolerance, as evident from comments
Exsctly
He joked about our god's, about our culture (yoga) and do u think these our are problems.
In April 2021, I think no one is interested in Chinese comedy. And I am damn serious. Wuhan virus is spreading havoc in all over the world.
@@AbhishekSingh-dk3ks that's the thing it's a "joke"
09:21 "They gonna put us all in detention camps"
more humour than the entire video xD
The chinese was laughing more than the audience😂😂😂..
Yet he got more applause
@@homer11Oct as everyone wants to dance in profit rain with china but Chinese Corona ate their dreams 😂
usko hasna pada vrna logo ko hasi nhi aari thi uski shakal dekh ke logo ko hasi aai h.
naam hai uska bhai.
He was enjoying his liberty to smile openly outside his country 😂😂😂..
Chinese eat everything..
9 months ago : 😂😂😂
today : 😣😣😣
Yep so true...
Best roast man
Indian eats dogs too
@@nabinlimbu9150 yeah but not evry thing bro.
@@nabinlimbu9150 who said you this??? Your Winnie the pooh??
Holding myself with patience, can't be seen as joke !
When will the stand up comedy starts ? Waiting.....😂
Same here
Terrible angreyji.
Click on play dude 😂😂😅
It's roasting u have to have some dark humour
This is not a stand up comedy idiot
I feel the worst "Indian origin" comedian was selected to represent us in this roast
Thank god china copied us 😂😂
@@anyaforger8371 epic 😂😂
bro he's canadian not indian, he is of indian ethnicity.
@@Dm564ny okk. thanks for the update
@@Dm564ny no he grew up in india
I started the video laughing , ended up crying . Another level of hurt man . *sniff*
I started the video crying, ended up laughing. another level of happiness, as chinese
@@spencerlamm Well, not everyone is like you halfwit
@@thanosnoctem4473 not everyone is like him
@@thanosnoctem4473 and ur pfp is some next level of shit
Bhai le li yarr 😞
the best comedians aren't on stage : they are in here...in comments section ❤️
lol hell yeah much better then both of them combined.
ruclips.net/video/p-7shB_0gAY/видео.html
You mean 99% Indians and 1% Pakistanis in the comment section.
the keyboard man
Ikr...🔥
Came here to laugh....... didn't realise I would forget how to laugh after watching this and btw, I'm Indian😅
Same here
Same
Same
Same
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Indian journalists can roast China better than any comedian you know.
Not roasting actually cause almost everything they say is false and made up bullshit.
When you know that youtube comment section has better roasts than both of them.
i am an indian but i felt hella awkward when the indian guy was roasting the chinese.
Me too.
What you felt when Chinese man roasted india ?
I didn't felt that much...as the invading joke which he thrown...wasn't that Provocative it actually showed how superior our Ancestors were...
@@suman9437 oh but I asked to nileshwari sanas
@@sumantabisoi7800 oh !!!😅
Wait a second....acid attack is not a thing to joke about!!..
So this roast was not even funny
Both of them need to practice
Yeah
@@jenrune ya fuck him
Exactly exactly
Hell yes
yeah...i barely smiled
Best part of the roasts 9:26
🤣🤣
You had me there 😂😂
I liked it. Thanks
Thanks man, needed that
You had me brother
Aye come on... The Chinese guy was pretty good. Especially the ending.
Me : trying to escape from this fact
Suddenly then, I saw this comment of yours 😿😭😭
@@adityadhiman1991 you cannot run from the Truth! 😂😂😂
Agree...the india was being downright racist...
@@shrutixd6620 agreed. But in the end it was comedy show
@@adityadhiman1991 even in comedy one shouldn't be racist...good comedy doesn't require u to being racist and sexist to make ppl laugh...these kind of jokes just make the audience uncomfortable
A minute Silence for those who thinks it's a joke..
This is the reason they sent covid
Props to the audience to have Such a patience to sit and hear this cries.!
As an Indian felt awkward while the Indians guy was making racist remarks 😣
It's a roast... A joke. If you get offended about jokes you're probably a snowflake. Go watch friends
@@adityavenkat6973 brother I'm a very big fan of roasts but I don't think it was a roast there was no punch line nothing funny he was just simply ranting even if the ranting was funny I'd have liked it but it wasn't 😅 and on the top of that the dude was Litrally angry at the community he was ranting about it was just distasteful if you want to know what real roasts are watch vir das abhishek upmanyu ....etc
Same/-
@@adityavenkat6973 there is a BIG difference between making racist remarks and roasting
yeah, same
The Chinese dude did half roast and half praise lol
Fk, yeah😂😂😂😂
😂😂
As an INDIAN I liked Leonard’s jokes better 😂 spot on
Right, the Chinese guy did better.
Uhm no
Thats because you don't have enough knowledge about China 😂
Agreed
Brun
Not even funny, the Indian guy just read all the racist jokes and Chinese guy trying to be funny but completely failed......
true
This is NOT funny and I am an Indian.
promeetnag nobody cares if youre an indian
@@ardhytoanegara2396 lamo DED🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Omkar Shetty 😶
@@Echo-lm8ry even you won't know that btw thanks for corona.
dn its stand comedy nt for u.
Where was this gem all these years?
Call Vir Das. He'll deal with them so easily...
yes and also cenny too
@@kimyuri1911 kenny*
Harsh Gujral ka naam suna hai😂😂
Its a competition of roasting other countries not your own.
@@umeshmehta5132 dammnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
RIP Audience.. 1 minute silence for them 😅
The duct cleaning joke by Chan was hilarious because of how true it was. Well done Chan.
That weird laugh in public by a women 😭😂 haha
She was paid actress
Probably his sad wife🤣
🤣🤣
They're all on molly
Right bro
"They eat everything." We know that now.
"India invented yoga for so much over for British" Good one
Nice joke but... . Failed
@@aswinaadhav3204 it was actually best joke
@@vipul2728 slavery is a joke?
@@aswinaadhav3204 no but joke was funny
Just like how Chinese licked the boots when mongols invaded them
Indian Roasts -> Chinese sweats
Chinese Roasts -> Indian sweats
Canadians the whole time -> Haha 😀😅
People Watching this video on RUclips -> This is Bullshit.
Akshay Kumar
@Yoo Yoo what the fuck agr tere isko bolna tha toh bol sare muslim aur Christian ko kyu bol raha hai aur uski mom ko bhi.
Stupid show
I was waiting but neither of them could make me chuckle even once
Comedy - 0%
RACISM -100%
BODY SHAMING-100%
Ohh you're here
@@harshitgautam5304 yeah😊
@@harshitgautam5304 yeah😊
This Indian comedian has the weakest jokes among all comedians in India
Indian stand up comedians are just cringeworthy and garbage, no matter who they are, they are just not funny.
@@everythingisawesome2903I think that's because you can't understand hindi
There are so many other comedians who are really good
I agree with that
@@everythingisawesome2903 Vir Das
Because if he tell anything about China than the other guy will be in trouble
What is making those guys in the audience laughing? I didn't laugh a single time
Paid audience
me too
same lol this was so lame honestly,, this is like 2nd grade kids having a debate
Because u were offended the whole world
Exactly
"Its not roasting if its true"
Those few people were paid to laugh at their jokes
The only thing funny here was canadian laughing.
Which sounded fake though😂😂
If you know then you know😂😂😂
Yeah, sounded like the fake laughs they have on old Mr Bean videos
Me while watching video: 😏😒😏🙄
Me while reading comments: 😅🤣🤣🤣😆😂😂
Chinese guy's funny will arrive in 30 business days
lol this one comment is funnier than that entire show
😂 👌
So funny
You too are a subscriber of FAISAL KHAN????
@@kamleshsisodiya how did you know haha😁
Imagine abhishek upmanyu on dias😂🙌🙌. He would have nailed it.
Even bassi
@@anamikadeharia7848 harsh gujral and Inder sahani too!!
Vis Das could've been great here too.
Biswa kalyan rath too
@@animexh_yt everyone is shit..best is upmanyu
It wouldn't get half the views if youtube didn't bring it's new "feature"
Actually I'm an indian but I'm feeling very bad about this . Really its insulting and hurtful. Worst of all it us named as a roast , this instead of coming together it divides us.
Bruh, those are facts
Right not good for the soul .
Reddy Garu, cool
Facts always hurt.
@@visualphysics6792 True but its stand up comedy...it was supposed to be funny but it wasn't so idk.....
I've never heard such bad jokes (from both sides)
Ya...all I hear is insults and less jokes on both sides.
India and China roasting each other
Americans laughing 😶😂
When you think you would have roasted chinese better😂😂😂😂
Actually he did
I think kenny would've been the best person here to appoint 😶💀
Edit: thanks for 57 likes.
Yea....😔✋
O yeah
@@priyadarshaninaik7662 priyadarshini🤯
@@harry9838 whaatt bro🤔
Are bhai mera naam bhi shreshth hai
Why is the Indian guy standing the whole time with his head hanging in shame as if he was being scolded by his strict father in front of the school principle 😂
thats very indian thing...he was not ashamed
@@manishgirase4316
It's "a very Indian thing" to see if you're balls are still there or not?
@@skyhigh2118 where are you from
We Indians have a habit of bending head like that when we try to listen something carefully 😂
@@sravani1501 yeah ...exactly
8:05 people who think that, have never heard of the cholas, sikh empire, Dogra empire. And many Kings of ancient India who travelled outside the country and settled in places like central Europe, Iran , xinxiang etc. And he is not a real native Indian, wth he'll know about India!!?
The first decen joke..."give it up for Raheel guys." 😂😂😂
I will be honest. Both countries has a lot to roast about eachother. Just the comedians failed to make the audience laugh.
China:India doesnt maintain food chain
India:china has a food chain?
🤣🤣
The Chinese guy was good tbh. Like at some parts. Respect to the Indian guy, but I so wish Carry Minati did this 😂.
China roast was brutal he attacked whole country..
The fact that this was filmed on Dec 31 2019 in a theatre called 'CAA'
It was damn funny to me don't know about you all
Ohoooo that was intense dark comedy 💥🤣
"Rahil is an awesome comic from india" i watch a lot of stand and i am from India I've never heard of this guy
they eat everything, bats too
it's now more relatable.
FOR AUDIENCE THE INDIAN STAND UP WAS VERY GOOD!!
BUT FOR INDIANS THIS IS NOTHING!
INDIA HAS EVERYTHING YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
That rupees joke man ... c'mon LMAO
"every male body in india has extreme levels of toxic masculinity"
lol you got a like
That's why, being highest populated still low deaths ratio due to corona... .
Good to be toxic
If you think Indians have toxic masculinity you havenot even SEEN African or Arab men
truth
Proud Toxic Masculinity 🔥🔥
Nothing but sweeping generalisation.
Still waiting for the joke
The stage host used the "Ninja technique" of getting much noise for Chinese comedian 😉😁😂
Iam an Indian But I like the Chinese guy's roast 😀
Because you are beggest motherfker who walking in the gods green India 😅
🇨🇳❤🇮🇳
We are brothers
I only believe in friendship and brotherhood among us
I wish this was how border conflicts were solved
yes
According to me both were not right
INDIAN MAN: speaks Chinese eat pigs, dog etc well it's their choice want they want to eat it's none of your business
CHINESE MAN: India invented shampoo (etc) because... So man I'm sure you may also have use the things which India has invented even if you have never use these things still many people use them, it's stupidity to speak about it
TO BOTH: Chinese eyes are small, Indians are brown, so it is because of their region, if you notice you will find small eyes and brown people very beautiful (DON'T DO DISCRIMINATION)
ya but i think we should not be racist and the saying "indian chinese bro bro" should be done once again
Both sick
BTW lot of love from NorthEast Manipur India 💚
Just mention only
"Indian"
They're roasting each other
Ooooooooooo biggest universal truth
I don't know why comment are toxic these guys nailed it
Yeah man they were just taking light jabs at each other and guys are commenting like they did a war crime😂.
Worse and far more offensive roasts are made in friend circles
This felt like a real war than a stand up comedy, daaaamn
OMG his jokes couldn't be more awkward!😶
Lmao
Chinese or india?
@@mrcool2107tbh both bro👀
I hope the jokes OPENED their eyes a bit😂
That one girl Rahil payed to laugh out soo loud
I'll show this to people to make them stop laughing
😂😂🤣🤣
Now i laughed
That's literally HR doing a stand up routine during a retreat .
This is the right way to know eachothers problems i love it... ❤️❤️❤️👍
🙏🏾🙏🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Neendak neda rakhiye angan kuti chanai,
Bin pani sabun nirmal kare subhai
Point👍😁
Imagine Vir Das doing this ! It would be phenomenal.
He would have killed it 😂
@शिरीष ರಾಮಾಯ it will be proud Indian demolishing haters
@शिरीष ರಾಮಾಯ he is a proud Indian who is more Indian than most of us. If you follow his art and his shows, he always talks about how India is and how special it makes everyone feel. If his criticisms feel like the entire show for you, you are one snowflake.
@@29subhra bruh 💀 there are many people who could have done better than them but vir das isn't any of them 🗿 he is based AF lol
This is like one of those cat and dog fights, the owner piting to of his pets against each other
Definitely these guys wrote each others jokes,that's why they were so effective
🤣🤣🤣
Now imagine Zakir or Abhishek or Anubhav in place of him 🙃
They wouldn't have fared better!
This kind of roasting will actually show our real face. We always proud of our self. A famous indian Poet Sant Kabir Once said "nindak niyare rakhiye, angan kuti chhawai; binu pani bin sabuna, nirmal kare subhaw."
Meaning
Keep your critic close to you; give him shelter in your courtyard.
Without soap and water he cleanses your character.
Ye kaisa roast hua 😂 matlab humne invade nhi kiya I.e. what we called decency and a peace loving nation but if it's for some joke then maybe the joker hasn't much to tell
Kaafi factually galat roast tha - I.e. a roast for that roast
Some points were totally racists but not funny
Even some north east indians could get offended by those.
I think their budget was really low 😂
Ok the 'shavers' joke was actually good
Only difference is indian made comedy on china men.
Where Chinese almost Indian women.
This shows who is dignity.
everyone in china eats insect, being a Chinese : we are insects that's why we eat insect.😆🤣
We eat certain insects too, are we Chinese?
that's not even funny bro ...and i am indian before u reply.