India versus China - roast battle (stand up comedy)

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @drumsdrums29
    @drumsdrums29 3 года назад +5604

    Then : when France sneezes the whole Europe catches cold
    Now: When China sneezes, whole world catches corona

    • @NikhilKumar-mz1mx
      @NikhilKumar-mz1mx 3 года назад +15

      🤣😂😂😂

    • @Hey-tt2pu
      @Hey-tt2pu 3 года назад +43

      Now that's a joke !!

    • @drumsdrums29
      @drumsdrums29 3 года назад +8

      @Brij Bhushan Aiyo!!! Apdiya

    • @advait..3409
      @advait..3409 3 года назад +21

      @Brij Bhushan ya ya, rise of nationalism in europe.🤣🤣

    • @sudharsan6668
      @sudharsan6668 3 года назад +1

      @@drumsdrums29 apdithhan!

  • @mrmukundamadhabsharma848
    @mrmukundamadhabsharma848 4 года назад +7922

    as an indian i apologize for the poor performance of the comedian
    EDIT never mind china was worse

    • @asmadaa5742
      @asmadaa5742 4 года назад +132

      True😂😂😂😂
      Even if I wanna be modest about it , I just can't

    • @muZZafuKKa
      @muZZafuKKa 4 года назад +41

      why are you apologizing dimwit ?

    • @mrmukundamadhabsharma848
      @mrmukundamadhabsharma848 4 года назад +90

      @@muZZafuKKa why are you being salty , and who asked you , you annoying insufferable piece of shit

    • @SimplyLearngO
      @SimplyLearngO 4 года назад +84

      Man look at the audience they are laughing wow wtf kind of peple laugh at something like this I mean if he can be comedian with those jokes I will read history book on stage to make people laugh if they won't I will beat them lol

    • @esperecelegir4068
      @esperecelegir4068 3 года назад +66

      Tbh I liked the Chinese guy more even though I am an indian

  • @ujjwalvijayan3065
    @ujjwalvijayan3065 3 года назад +1537

    Plot twist : The laughs are pre recorded.

    • @thebuzzstar809
      @thebuzzstar809 3 года назад +51

      As an editor of this video I can Confirm this 😂

    • @CUBETHUNDER-j5c
      @CUBETHUNDER-j5c 3 года назад +4

      Again hard shit man

    • @geddamyeshvanth6590
      @geddamyeshvanth6590 3 года назад +5

      @@thebuzzstar809 u serious?

    • @thebuzzstar809
      @thebuzzstar809 3 года назад +9

      @@geddamyeshvanth6590 I'm almost never serious, and I'm always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I'm like a collection of paradoxes.

    • @the_batmobile0.4
      @the_batmobile0.4 3 года назад +3

      Nah u just mad the Chinese owned you

  • @sapampamhei4466
    @sapampamhei4466 4 года назад +3842

    Leonard Chan - Everyone in India has a brown face.
    Me being an North East Indian - Say that again but slowly ...😐😑😐

    • @riyaanitashukla2392
      @riyaanitashukla2392 4 года назад +49

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kultarsinghthakur5604
      @kultarsinghthakur5604 3 года назад +259

      Not only the North east Indians but also some from North India as well as from South India are fair too..... Bruh but IDK I love tan more...( We should just feel proud of what colour we are ).... :-)

    • @sapampamhei4466
      @sapampamhei4466 3 года назад +105

      Yea bro.... Colour doesn't even matter.What matters is the size of one's heart❤️

    • @kultarsinghthakur5604
      @kultarsinghthakur5604 3 года назад +15

      @@sapampamhei4466 👍

    • @sapampamhei4466
      @sapampamhei4466 3 года назад +11

      True that

  • @dikshantthakur1138
    @dikshantthakur1138 4 года назад +5460

    If these stupid lines are jokes then my friend is also a comedian 😂😂

    • @aazid1
      @aazid1 4 года назад +30

      Comedy can be bad taste aswell

    • @ShahbazAlee
      @ShahbazAlee 3 года назад +70

      It's called roast and they're not supposed to say nice things.

    • @amandeepkumar7774
      @amandeepkumar7774 3 года назад +87

      If u think these lines are stupid then I m really sad to say ur sense of humour is made in China

    • @akankshajha7250
      @akankshajha7250 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sanskritivaisholi986
      @sanskritivaisholi986 3 года назад +12

      Dude...ryt from now I also considered me as a comedian 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hrithikjha9210
    @hrithikjha9210 3 года назад +521

    The video is just a source,,, the real comedy is going on in the comment section.

  • @ivisheshpatel
    @ivisheshpatel 4 года назад +1454

    Because he joked on his own country ,
    The Chinese govt. is gonna make him Disappear 😂😂😂

    • @YourHoodsAJoke
      @YourHoodsAJoke  4 года назад +90

      😂🤣😭😭

    • @Kitten_Stomper
      @Kitten_Stomper 3 года назад +19

      He's American

    • @stingslikeabramhos1436
      @stingslikeabramhos1436 3 года назад +14

      xi jing ping be like "Hakai"😂😂😂

    • @girry97
      @girry97 3 года назад +4

      @@Kitten_Stomper so why there INDIA Vs China can you explain

    • @Kitten_Stomper
      @Kitten_Stomper 3 года назад +8

      @@girry97 I'm assuming it's Indian vs Chinese more than India vs China.

  • @Nickmeister07
    @Nickmeister07 4 года назад +4010

    Chinese guy's jokes were made in China. Didn't work at all.

  • @RedditDump2
    @RedditDump2 3 года назад +983

    They both showed respect to each other's line by laughing on them😂😂😏

    • @viralviruz8694
      @viralviruz8694 3 года назад +3

      Only laughs

    • @arsuryaayurveda8814
      @arsuryaayurveda8814 2 года назад

      Ya I don't think they diserve that

    • @shivanistudyhubwithfunandm8159
      @shivanistudyhubwithfunandm8159 2 года назад

      Same . On hearing it i was thinking that is it so

    • @abijitguptatrading
      @abijitguptatrading 2 года назад +1

      Only the Chan was laughing the india guy was fuming, like most indians.

    • @thedn3164
      @thedn3164 2 года назад +1

      @@abijitguptatrading actually you don't understand that Indian guy have good accent but Chinese guy's accent was hard to understand so the indian guy was taking times to understand the jokes and we Indians mostly down our heads when we are getting insulted.

  • @tusharg2751
    @tusharg2751 4 года назад +3864

    Vir Das would have killed the show..

  • @abhijitpanda524
    @abhijitpanda524 3 года назад +1235

    I was just saying to myself
    " Don't get offended "
    " Don't get offended "

    • @Buttercup1242
      @Buttercup1242 3 года назад +10

      Lol hahh
      Best joke even the show didnt have. Great joke dude realy

    • @WheelOfThought
      @WheelOfThought 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @abhijitpanda524
      @abhijitpanda524 3 года назад

      @@Buttercup1242
      Thanks a lot 🙏

    • @abhijitpanda524
      @abhijitpanda524 3 года назад

      @@WheelOfThought Thanks bro

    • @alylin1463
      @alylin1463 2 года назад +3

      for china and India both

  • @dOVERanalyst
    @dOVERanalyst 2 года назад +264

    As an Indian woman...the drowning line..
    I really appreciate the Chinese guy for raising awareness on several Indian inventions.
    He did more for India.
    But, hey yoga was there 8000 years before British.

    • @newmooedit
      @newmooedit 2 года назад +14

      @Esphaeras Praestans well you really are a fool 🤣 males were gurus so that they can travel and spread its reach and women's were treated very badly like sexual amusement toys outside of India only a few were respected unlike Aryvart(ancient India) so only males were there remaining choices for its spread and there were females yoga teachers too but they were not promoted to Guru (hindi/sanskrit word means teachers which have mastered its field) level for the same reason I described above.

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 2 года назад +13

      @Esphaeras Praestans Who told you that? Guru Ma are the women Gurus.
      Or Gurvi

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 2 года назад +12

      @Esphaeras Praestans Gurvi is feminine form of Guru. Guru is the masculine form
      And out of more respect, sometimes Ma (mother) is added for women.
      ✅️Chairman & chairwoman are not the same title?
      They're!
      ✅️Policeman & policewoman.
      Same position.
      ✅️Similarly for Sanyasi, there's Sanyasini,
      ✅️Brahmana has Brahmani.
      I'm a Brahmani.
      Same level. Different gender.
      Guru = someone knowledgeable in a certain field.
      Guru is the root word.
      My mom's a professor.
      So, her students on *Gurudivas* (Teacher's day) wish her, *touch her feet, bow down flat on the ground.*
      Guru divas - here Guru literally translates to Teacher.
      And we believe Teacher = God.
      (Regardless of gender).
      And women Gurus were extremely common in society, 50%.
      British tried to curb that.
      But now, again, in India, female teachers, professors are many. And so are female yoga instructors 😛

    • @ShubhamYadav-kr9id
      @ShubhamYadav-kr9id 2 года назад +9

      @Esphaeras Praestans Well we do have lots of books because we had knowledge. And yoga for fitness . You had neither 😂

    • @Gsham007
      @Gsham007 2 года назад +5

      @Esphaeras Praestans So by that logic you want your men to be called as women, I totally get it.

  • @naresheashwar6263
    @naresheashwar6263 4 года назад +1528

    why did we pick indias worst comedian for this stage...

    • @goofyahhyanfei
      @goofyahhyanfei 4 года назад +24

      Nobody beats Kunal kamra..!!!
      And I actually think he did good...!!!

    • @iitnakanpur..
      @iitnakanpur.. 4 года назад +89

      @@goofyahhyanfei kunal kamra sbse chootiya comedian hain, woh aaeyga toh uska he chootiya ktt jayega😂😂😂

    • @anonymous-dz7vv
      @anonymous-dz7vv 4 года назад +61

      @@iitnakanpur.. kunal ke pass bolne ke liye sirf modi rss and anti hindu ideashi h...in topics ke bina wo kuch nhi h

    • @iitnakanpur..
      @iitnakanpur.. 4 года назад +20

      @@anonymous-dz7vv haa wohi toh , usko comedy chod ke politics mein jana chahiye , sala chuitya comedy toh kr pata nhi hain

    • @viviandas4303
      @viviandas4303 4 года назад

      Exactly

  • @priyanujbora3157
    @priyanujbora3157 3 года назад +1672

    i think the chinese one didn't roast but he indirectly showcased the problems of India .

    • @parulgautam5739
      @parulgautam5739 3 года назад +49

      Absolutely.....n one more joke needed....thats about tolerance, as evident from comments

    • @ddsoku5432
      @ddsoku5432 3 года назад +4

      Exsctly

    • @AbhishekSingh-dk3ks
      @AbhishekSingh-dk3ks 3 года назад +85

      He joked about our god's, about our culture (yoga) and do u think these our are problems.

    • @nehakhanapurkar2231
      @nehakhanapurkar2231 3 года назад +22

      In April 2021, I think no one is interested in Chinese comedy. And I am damn serious. Wuhan virus is spreading havoc in all over the world.

    • @siriusblack3285
      @siriusblack3285 3 года назад +16

      @@AbhishekSingh-dk3ks that's the thing it's a "joke"

  • @iamheretoobserve
    @iamheretoobserve 3 года назад +157

    09:21 "They gonna put us all in detention camps"
    more humour than the entire video xD

  • @rahulkanwal5696
    @rahulkanwal5696 3 года назад +719

    The chinese was laughing more than the audience😂😂😂..

    • @homer11Oct
      @homer11Oct 3 года назад +2

      Yet he got more applause

    • @sudipmaity6727
      @sudipmaity6727 3 года назад +6

      @@homer11Oct as everyone wants to dance in profit rain with china but Chinese Corona ate their dreams 😂

    • @PixelRaj07
      @PixelRaj07 3 года назад +2

      usko hasna pada vrna logo ko hasi nhi aari thi uski shakal dekh ke logo ko hasi aai h.

    • @drippydrinker96
      @drippydrinker96 3 года назад +2

      naam hai uska bhai.

    • @rajdeepchakraborty1397
      @rajdeepchakraborty1397 3 года назад +6

      He was enjoying his liberty to smile openly outside his country 😂😂😂..

  • @0jas.
    @0jas. 4 года назад +963

    Chinese eat everything..
    9 months ago : 😂😂😂
    today : 😣😣😣

  • @prathatiwar3696
    @prathatiwar3696 3 года назад +120

    Holding myself with patience, can't be seen as joke !

  • @SatishKumar-ro7mc
    @SatishKumar-ro7mc 4 года назад +2419

    When will the stand up comedy starts ? Waiting.....😂

    • @ManjotSingh-fi4nj
      @ManjotSingh-fi4nj 4 года назад +16

      Same here

    • @TheJustAamir
      @TheJustAamir 4 года назад +10

      Terrible angreyji.

    • @shreya_sh
      @shreya_sh 4 года назад +29

      Click on play dude 😂😂😅

    • @Deepak-it1si
      @Deepak-it1si 4 года назад +29

      It's roasting u have to have some dark humour

    • @ukj1299
      @ukj1299 4 года назад +11

      This is not a stand up comedy idiot

  • @anindyapaul2748
    @anindyapaul2748 4 года назад +617

    I feel the worst "Indian origin" comedian was selected to represent us in this roast

    • @anyaforger8371
      @anyaforger8371 4 года назад +47

      Thank god china copied us 😂😂

    • @LeRiderOP
      @LeRiderOP 4 года назад +8

      @@anyaforger8371 epic 😂😂

    • @Dm564ny
      @Dm564ny 3 года назад +8

      bro he's canadian not indian, he is of indian ethnicity.

    • @anindyapaul2748
      @anindyapaul2748 3 года назад +3

      @@Dm564ny okk. thanks for the update

    • @amoghlakkanagavi10
      @amoghlakkanagavi10 3 года назад +2

      @@Dm564ny no he grew up in india

  • @Aditya-ds5xe
    @Aditya-ds5xe 3 года назад +215

    I started the video laughing , ended up crying . Another level of hurt man . *sniff*

    • @spencerlamm
      @spencerlamm 3 года назад +6

      I started the video crying, ended up laughing. another level of happiness, as chinese

    • @thanosnoctem4473
      @thanosnoctem4473 3 года назад +2

      @@spencerlamm Well, not everyone is like you halfwit

    • @spencerlamm
      @spencerlamm 3 года назад

      @@thanosnoctem4473 not everyone is like him

    • @spencerlamm
      @spencerlamm 3 года назад

      @@thanosnoctem4473 and ur pfp is some next level of shit

    • @divyanshrajput6571
      @divyanshrajput6571 3 года назад +2

      Bhai le li yarr 😞

  • @Srushti_dhepe
    @Srushti_dhepe 4 года назад +636

    the best comedians aren't on stage : they are in here...in comments section ❤️

    • @divanshu5039
      @divanshu5039 4 года назад +4

      lol hell yeah much better then both of them combined.

    • @dranjalikaatrey
      @dranjalikaatrey 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/p-7shB_0gAY/видео.html

    • @adad-ec6ht
      @adad-ec6ht 3 года назад +2

      You mean 99% Indians and 1% Pakistanis in the comment section.

    • @gk8644
      @gk8644 3 года назад +1

      the keyboard man

    • @UltimateEntity
      @UltimateEntity 3 года назад

      Ikr...🔥

  • @cwang6398
    @cwang6398 3 года назад +1950

    Came here to laugh....... didn't realise I would forget how to laugh after watching this and btw, I'm Indian😅

  • @star-lordson-in-lawofthano848
    @star-lordson-in-lawofthano848 2 года назад +142

    Indian journalists can roast China better than any comedian you know.

    • @nayan.punekar
      @nayan.punekar Год назад +4

      Not roasting actually cause almost everything they say is false and made up bullshit.

  • @3xf250
    @3xf250 3 года назад +126

    When you know that youtube comment section has better roasts than both of them.

  • @nileshwarisanas6739
    @nileshwarisanas6739 4 года назад +906

    i am an indian but i felt hella awkward when the indian guy was roasting the chinese.

    • @eisenergy
      @eisenergy 4 года назад +10

      Me too.

    • @sumantabisoi7800
      @sumantabisoi7800 4 года назад +28

      What you felt when Chinese man roasted india ?

    • @suman9437
      @suman9437 4 года назад +9

      I didn't felt that much...as the invading joke which he thrown...wasn't that Provocative it actually showed how superior our Ancestors were...

    • @sumantabisoi7800
      @sumantabisoi7800 4 года назад +1

      @@suman9437 oh but I asked to nileshwari sanas

    • @suman9437
      @suman9437 4 года назад +1

      @@sumantabisoi7800 oh !!!😅

  • @shreyachatterjee6619
    @shreyachatterjee6619 3 года назад +7

    Wait a second....acid attack is not a thing to joke about!!..

  • @GHOST-ob2mh
    @GHOST-ob2mh 4 года назад +1136

    So this roast was not even funny
    Both of them need to practice

  • @SRP5x5
    @SRP5x5 4 года назад +897

    Best part of the roasts 9:26

  • @ankushds7018
    @ankushds7018 3 года назад +416

    Aye come on... The Chinese guy was pretty good. Especially the ending.

    • @adityadhiman1991
      @adityadhiman1991 3 года назад +12

      Me : trying to escape from this fact
      Suddenly then, I saw this comment of yours 😿😭😭

    • @ankushds7018
      @ankushds7018 3 года назад +7

      @@adityadhiman1991 you cannot run from the Truth! 😂😂😂

    • @shrutixd6620
      @shrutixd6620 3 года назад +9

      Agree...the india was being downright racist...

    • @adityadhiman1991
      @adityadhiman1991 3 года назад +4

      @@shrutixd6620 agreed. But in the end it was comedy show

    • @shrutixd6620
      @shrutixd6620 3 года назад +21

      @@adityadhiman1991 even in comedy one shouldn't be racist...good comedy doesn't require u to being racist and sexist to make ppl laugh...these kind of jokes just make the audience uncomfortable

  • @nishantjaikari2484
    @nishantjaikari2484 4 года назад +193

    A minute Silence for those who thinks it's a joke..

  • @ruhdaar787
    @ruhdaar787 4 года назад +149

    This is the reason they sent covid

  • @howtodoit2385
    @howtodoit2385 3 года назад +62

    Props to the audience to have Such a patience to sit and hear this cries.!

  • @chandlerbing5420
    @chandlerbing5420 4 года назад +491

    As an Indian felt awkward while the Indians guy was making racist remarks 😣

    • @adityavenkat6973
      @adityavenkat6973 4 года назад +57

      It's a roast... A joke. If you get offended about jokes you're probably a snowflake. Go watch friends

    • @chandlerbing5420
      @chandlerbing5420 4 года назад +30

      @@adityavenkat6973 brother I'm a very big fan of roasts but I don't think it was a roast there was no punch line nothing funny he was just simply ranting even if the ranting was funny I'd have liked it but it wasn't 😅 and on the top of that the dude was Litrally angry at the community he was ranting about it was just distasteful if you want to know what real roasts are watch vir das abhishek upmanyu ....etc

    • @shriyaagrawal8715
      @shriyaagrawal8715 4 года назад +7

      Same/-

    • @paracetamol256
      @paracetamol256 4 года назад +15

      @@adityavenkat6973 there is a BIG difference between making racist remarks and roasting

    • @NiceEyeballs
      @NiceEyeballs 4 года назад +2

      yeah, same

  • @barna_de
    @barna_de 4 года назад +166

    The Chinese dude did half roast and half praise lol

  • @Selena_2002
    @Selena_2002 2 года назад +255

    As an INDIAN I liked Leonard’s jokes better 😂 spot on

  • @underhorse5367
    @underhorse5367 4 года назад +196

    Not even funny, the Indian guy just read all the racist jokes and Chinese guy trying to be funny but completely failed......

  • @promeetnag
    @promeetnag 4 года назад +476

    This is NOT funny and I am an Indian.

    • @ardhytoanegara2396
      @ardhytoanegara2396 4 года назад +28

      promeetnag nobody cares if youre an indian

    • @petwal
      @petwal 4 года назад +3

      @@ardhytoanegara2396 lamo DED🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alienofficial231
      @alienofficial231 4 года назад +1

      @Omkar Shetty 😶

    • @yashjoshi4866
      @yashjoshi4866 4 года назад +2

      @@Echo-lm8ry even you won't know that btw thanks for corona.

    • @sathimallick2932
      @sathimallick2932 4 года назад

      dn its stand comedy nt for u.

  • @enlightenedone2201
    @enlightenedone2201 2 года назад

    Where was this gem all these years?

  • @rajprem499
    @rajprem499 3 года назад +875

    Call Vir Das. He'll deal with them so easily...

  • @gautamsrivastava1668
    @gautamsrivastava1668 4 года назад +47

    RIP Audience.. 1 minute silence for them 😅

  • @abijitguptatrading
    @abijitguptatrading 2 года назад +22

    The duct cleaning joke by Chan was hilarious because of how true it was. Well done Chan.

  • @sepaktakrawlover2926
    @sepaktakrawlover2926 4 года назад +252

    That weird laugh in public by a women 😭😂 haha

  • @ayushchhetri
    @ayushchhetri 3 года назад +68

    "They eat everything." We know that now.

  • @thecomics9148
    @thecomics9148 3 года назад +75

    "India invented yoga for so much over for British" Good one

    • @aswinaadhav3204
      @aswinaadhav3204 3 года назад +7

      Nice joke but... . Failed

    • @vipul2728
      @vipul2728 3 года назад

      @@aswinaadhav3204 it was actually best joke

    • @aswinaadhav3204
      @aswinaadhav3204 3 года назад +2

      @@vipul2728 slavery is a joke?

    • @vipul2728
      @vipul2728 3 года назад

      @@aswinaadhav3204 no but joke was funny

    • @mrcool2107
      @mrcool2107 3 года назад +14

      Just like how Chinese licked the boots when mongols invaded them

  • @TheMohammadDanish
    @TheMohammadDanish 4 года назад +164

    Indian Roasts -> Chinese sweats
    Chinese Roasts -> Indian sweats
    Canadians the whole time -> Haha 😀😅
    People Watching this video on RUclips -> This is Bullshit.

    • @jack12yearsago25
      @jack12yearsago25 4 года назад +1

      Akshay Kumar

    • @soniasingh7076
      @soniasingh7076 4 года назад +2

      @Yoo Yoo what the fuck agr tere isko bolna tha toh bol sare muslim aur Christian ko kyu bol raha hai aur uski mom ko bhi.

    • @stevest8675
      @stevest8675 3 года назад +1

      Stupid show

  • @jaduami
    @jaduami 4 года назад +19

    I was waiting but neither of them could make me chuckle even once

  • @Vivekrathod2264
    @Vivekrathod2264 3 года назад +9

    Comedy - 0%
    RACISM -100%
    BODY SHAMING-100%

  • @turtlepedia5149
    @turtlepedia5149 4 года назад +442

    This Indian comedian has the weakest jokes among all comedians in India

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 3 года назад +13

      Indian stand up comedians are just cringeworthy and garbage, no matter who they are, they are just not funny.

    • @mynameis..................4878
      @mynameis..................4878 3 года назад +30

      @@everythingisawesome2903I think that's because you can't understand hindi
      There are so many other comedians who are really good

    • @kaushikkumar1139
      @kaushikkumar1139 3 года назад +1

      I agree with that

    • @kong6872
      @kong6872 3 года назад +3

      @@everythingisawesome2903 Vir Das

    • @Meme.boy...
      @Meme.boy... 3 года назад +3

      Because if he tell anything about China than the other guy will be in trouble

  • @Magnus579
    @Magnus579 3 года назад +243

    What is making those guys in the audience laughing? I didn't laugh a single time

    • @nou4696
      @nou4696 3 года назад +13

      Paid audience

    • @vsvhardik8408
      @vsvhardik8408 3 года назад +2

      me too

    • @fellafelin3339
      @fellafelin3339 3 года назад +7

      same lol this was so lame honestly,, this is like 2nd grade kids having a debate

    • @Zain0_0
      @Zain0_0 3 года назад

      Because u were offended the whole world

    • @saanvimehra5191
      @saanvimehra5191 3 года назад

      Exactly

  • @1MinutoFutbol
    @1MinutoFutbol 3 года назад +17

    "Its not roasting if its true"

  • @ShrutiSharma-ld4jl
    @ShrutiSharma-ld4jl 4 года назад +36

    Those few people were paid to laugh at their jokes

  • @ajgdh6586
    @ajgdh6586 4 года назад +137

    The only thing funny here was canadian laughing.

    • @atharvaphatak5681
      @atharvaphatak5681 4 года назад +5

      Which sounded fake though😂😂

    • @AdityaSingh-fy5vv
      @AdityaSingh-fy5vv 3 года назад +1

      If you know then you know😂😂😂

    • @bingming
      @bingming 3 года назад

      Yeah, sounded like the fake laughs they have on old Mr Bean videos

  • @wanderlustbeast
    @wanderlustbeast 2 года назад +2

    Me while watching video: 😏😒😏🙄
    Me while reading comments: 😅🤣🤣🤣😆😂😂

  • @shantanubineewale
    @shantanubineewale 4 года назад +296

    Chinese guy's funny will arrive in 30 business days

  • @lionwolf8358
    @lionwolf8358 4 года назад +192

    Imagine abhishek upmanyu on dias😂🙌🙌. He would have nailed it.

    • @anamikadeharia7848
      @anamikadeharia7848 3 года назад +7

      Even bassi

    • @kg.8
      @kg.8 3 года назад +5

      @@anamikadeharia7848 harsh gujral and Inder sahani too!!

    • @neeraj2736
      @neeraj2736 3 года назад +1

      Vis Das could've been great here too.

    • @animexh_yt
      @animexh_yt 3 года назад

      Biswa kalyan rath too

    • @dukhi_insaan
      @dukhi_insaan 3 года назад +1

      @@animexh_yt everyone is shit..best is upmanyu

  • @abhiramas2004
    @abhiramas2004 3 года назад +1

    It wouldn't get half the views if youtube didn't bring it's new "feature"

  • @chilumurusreekethanareddy9418
    @chilumurusreekethanareddy9418 3 года назад +261

    Actually I'm an indian but I'm feeling very bad about this . Really its insulting and hurtful. Worst of all it us named as a roast , this instead of coming together it divides us.

    • @visualphysics6792
      @visualphysics6792 3 года назад +24

      Bruh, those are facts

    • @stuartromper1941
      @stuartromper1941 3 года назад +3

      Right not good for the soul .

    • @Hodophileforever000
      @Hodophileforever000 3 года назад +4

      Reddy Garu, cool

    • @aryamore6343
      @aryamore6343 3 года назад +12

      Facts always hurt.

    • @cwang6398
      @cwang6398 3 года назад +19

      @@visualphysics6792 True but its stand up comedy...it was supposed to be funny but it wasn't so idk.....

  • @sucheta8896
    @sucheta8896 4 года назад +122

    I've never heard such bad jokes (from both sides)

    • @rejul008
      @rejul008 3 года назад +3

      Ya...all I hear is insults and less jokes on both sides.

  • @namankulshrestha5373
    @namankulshrestha5373 2 года назад +3

    India and China roasting each other
    Americans laughing 😶😂

  • @anchalshukla428
    @anchalshukla428 3 года назад +123

    When you think you would have roasted chinese better😂😂😂😂

  • @shreshthmunjal5813
    @shreshthmunjal5813 3 года назад +132

    I think kenny would've been the best person here to appoint 😶💀
    Edit: thanks for 57 likes.

  • @skyhigh2118
    @skyhigh2118 3 года назад +56

    Why is the Indian guy standing the whole time with his head hanging in shame as if he was being scolded by his strict father in front of the school principle 😂

    • @manishgirase4316
      @manishgirase4316 3 года назад +6

      thats very indian thing...he was not ashamed

    • @skyhigh2118
      @skyhigh2118 3 года назад +3

      @@manishgirase4316
      It's "a very Indian thing" to see if you're balls are still there or not?

    • @manishgirase4316
      @manishgirase4316 3 года назад +2

      @@skyhigh2118 where are you from

    • @sravani1501
      @sravani1501 3 года назад +2

      We Indians have a habit of bending head like that when we try to listen something carefully 😂

    • @manishgirase4316
      @manishgirase4316 3 года назад +1

      @@sravani1501 yeah ...exactly

  • @kesardogra5529
    @kesardogra5529 3 года назад +41

    8:05 people who think that, have never heard of the cholas, sikh empire, Dogra empire. And many Kings of ancient India who travelled outside the country and settled in places like central Europe, Iran , xinxiang etc. And he is not a real native Indian, wth he'll know about India!!?

  • @yogeshvishwamithran8878
    @yogeshvishwamithran8878 4 года назад +40

    The first decen joke..."give it up for Raheel guys." 😂😂😂

  • @adityakumarsingh5204
    @adityakumarsingh5204 3 года назад +57

    I will be honest. Both countries has a lot to roast about eachother. Just the comedians failed to make the audience laugh.

  • @aadithyamahesh2963
    @aadithyamahesh2963 3 года назад +8

    China:India doesnt maintain food chain
    India:china has a food chain?
    🤣🤣

  • @gurnivaazkaur7803
    @gurnivaazkaur7803 3 года назад +32

    The Chinese guy was good tbh. Like at some parts. Respect to the Indian guy, but I so wish Carry Minati did this 😂.

  • @TheSwaha
    @TheSwaha 2 года назад +2

    China roast was brutal he attacked whole country..

  • @bhagyashreegupta7338
    @bhagyashreegupta7338 3 года назад +41

    The fact that this was filmed on Dec 31 2019 in a theatre called 'CAA'
    It was damn funny to me don't know about you all

  • @user-hh7ii6rk1i
    @user-hh7ii6rk1i 3 года назад +34

    "Rahil is an awesome comic from india" i watch a lot of stand and i am from India I've never heard of this guy

  • @anujkumartyagi7375
    @anujkumartyagi7375 3 года назад +23

    they eat everything, bats too
    it's now more relatable.

  • @rtiripshi4432
    @rtiripshi4432 3 года назад +7

    FOR AUDIENCE THE INDIAN STAND UP WAS VERY GOOD!!
    BUT FOR INDIANS THIS IS NOTHING!
    INDIA HAS EVERYTHING YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE

  • @prathameshTBSM
    @prathameshTBSM 4 года назад +9

    That rupees joke man ... c'mon LMAO

  • @darkreaper4990
    @darkreaper4990 3 года назад +157

    "every male body in india has extreme levels of toxic masculinity"
    lol you got a like

  • @chandravythilingam3647
    @chandravythilingam3647 4 года назад +14

    Still waiting for the joke

  • @TedieDadie
    @TedieDadie 3 года назад +9

    The stage host used the "Ninja technique" of getting much noise for Chinese comedian 😉😁😂

  • @Rm98-v6
    @Rm98-v6 3 года назад +18

    Iam an Indian But I like the Chinese guy's roast 😀

    • @RalfShaw
      @RalfShaw Год назад

      Because you are beggest motherfker who walking in the gods green India 😅

  • @iavoidtoreplytofools4944
    @iavoidtoreplytofools4944 3 года назад +18

    🇨🇳❤🇮🇳
    We are brothers
    I only believe in friendship and brotherhood among us

  • @Seriouslyfunny1
    @Seriouslyfunny1 3 года назад +40

    I wish this was how border conflicts were solved

  • @somi9891
    @somi9891 3 года назад +20

    According to me both were not right
    INDIAN MAN: speaks Chinese eat pigs, dog etc well it's their choice want they want to eat it's none of your business
    CHINESE MAN: India invented shampoo (etc) because... So man I'm sure you may also have use the things which India has invented even if you have never use these things still many people use them, it's stupidity to speak about it
    TO BOTH: Chinese eyes are small, Indians are brown, so it is because of their region, if you notice you will find small eyes and brown people very beautiful (DON'T DO DISCRIMINATION)

    • @CopsDeveloper
      @CopsDeveloper 3 года назад +1

      ya but i think we should not be racist and the saying "indian chinese bro bro" should be done once again

  • @Daneef_Mk
    @Daneef_Mk 3 года назад +30

    Both sick
    BTW lot of love from NorthEast Manipur India 💚

    • @rushil3098
      @rushil3098 3 года назад

      Just mention only
      "Indian"

  • @countdracula2695
    @countdracula2695 3 года назад +10

    They're roasting each other

    • @easyway2004
      @easyway2004 3 года назад +2

      Ooooooooooo biggest universal truth

  • @thet9869
    @thet9869 3 года назад +1

    I don't know why comment are toxic these guys nailed it

    • @bullymaguire5838
      @bullymaguire5838 3 года назад

      Yeah man they were just taking light jabs at each other and guys are commenting like they did a war crime😂.
      Worse and far more offensive roasts are made in friend circles

  • @shanujwilson1204
    @shanujwilson1204 4 года назад +11

    This felt like a real war than a stand up comedy, daaaamn

  • @friskybaCON
    @friskybaCON 3 года назад +115

    OMG his jokes couldn't be more awkward!😶

  • @kylianmbappe-n6i
    @kylianmbappe-n6i 6 месяцев назад +1

    I hope the jokes OPENED their eyes a bit😂

  • @tanime_man6535
    @tanime_man6535 3 года назад +8

    That one girl Rahil payed to laugh out soo loud

  • @hridaysardana9037
    @hridaysardana9037 3 года назад +14

    I'll show this to people to make them stop laughing

  • @paperroman8345
    @paperroman8345 3 года назад +1

    That's literally HR doing a stand up routine during a retreat .

  • @shreyast983
    @shreyast983 4 года назад +99

    This is the right way to know eachothers problems i love it... ❤️❤️❤️👍

    • @YourHoodsAJoke
      @YourHoodsAJoke  4 года назад +2

      🙏🏾🙏🏾👍🏾👍🏾

    • @nuclearnadal7993
      @nuclearnadal7993 3 года назад +1

      Neendak neda rakhiye angan kuti chanai,
      Bin pani sabun nirmal kare subhai

    • @loleslue3197
      @loleslue3197 3 года назад

      Point👍😁

  • @tanyagupta9937
    @tanyagupta9937 3 года назад +86

    Imagine Vir Das doing this ! It would be phenomenal.

    • @29subhra
      @29subhra 3 года назад +1

      He would have killed it 😂

    • @29subhra
      @29subhra 3 года назад

      @शिरीष ರಾಮಾಯ it will be proud Indian demolishing haters

    • @29subhra
      @29subhra 3 года назад

      @शिरीष ರಾಮಾಯ he is a proud Indian who is more Indian than most of us. If you follow his art and his shows, he always talks about how India is and how special it makes everyone feel. If his criticisms feel like the entire show for you, you are one snowflake.

    • @Panini_The_2nd
      @Panini_The_2nd 2 года назад +1

      @@29subhra bruh 💀 there are many people who could have done better than them but vir das isn't any of them 🗿 he is based AF lol

  • @tanishquzzz7342
    @tanishquzzz7342 3 года назад +12

    This is like one of those cat and dog fights, the owner piting to of his pets against each other

  • @pradhyudh
    @pradhyudh 4 года назад +14

    Definitely these guys wrote each others jokes,that's why they were so effective

  • @vivekkale8818
    @vivekkale8818 2 года назад +7

    Now imagine Zakir or Abhishek or Anubhav in place of him 🙃

  • @prashantsharma6870
    @prashantsharma6870 3 года назад +13

    This kind of roasting will actually show our real face. We always proud of our self. A famous indian Poet Sant Kabir Once said "nindak niyare rakhiye, angan kuti chhawai; binu pani bin sabuna, nirmal kare subhaw."
    Meaning
    Keep your critic close to you; give him shelter in your courtyard.
    Without soap and water he cleanses your character.

    • @vibhorgoel8625
      @vibhorgoel8625 3 года назад

      Ye kaisa roast hua 😂 matlab humne invade nhi kiya I.e. what we called decency and a peace loving nation but if it's for some joke then maybe the joker hasn't much to tell
      Kaafi factually galat roast tha - I.e. a roast for that roast

    • @pikachuthunderbolt3919
      @pikachuthunderbolt3919 3 года назад +2

      Some points were totally racists but not funny
      Even some north east indians could get offended by those.

  • @oddy3079
    @oddy3079 3 года назад +17

    I think their budget was really low 😂

  • @kirtically5497
    @kirtically5497 4 года назад +6

    Ok the 'shavers' joke was actually good

  • @Veerla_Cinemas
    @Veerla_Cinemas 2 года назад +1

    Only difference is indian made comedy on china men.
    Where Chinese almost Indian women.
    This shows who is dignity.

  • @Bharatnagri147
    @Bharatnagri147 3 года назад +54

    everyone in china eats insect, being a Chinese : we are insects that's why we eat insect.😆🤣

    • @nuclearnadal7993
      @nuclearnadal7993 3 года назад +4

      We eat certain insects too, are we Chinese?

    • @euphoria-1045
      @euphoria-1045 3 года назад

      that's not even funny bro ...and i am indian before u reply.