Why the Galaxy Has a NO WAR Policy on Deathworlders | HFY | Sci Fi Stories

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025
  • When a young alien Commodore suggests declaring war on humans, seasoned Grand Admiral Zyx'tal decides to reveal the terrifying truth about Earth’s most unusual inhabitants. This humorous sci-fi tale dives into humanity's strange quirks, chaotic inventions, and unstoppable persistence that make them an enigma in the galaxy.
    In this story, learn why advanced alien species have adopted a universal policy regarding humanity: “Don’t. Just don’t.” Discover how humans invented nuclear weapons before sliced bread, strapped themselves to explosions for space travel, and have a history of weaponizing anything within reach-even coffee!
    Join us for an entertaining look at human resilience, fueled by sheer stubbornness and imagination, as we explore why aliens prefer to keep their distance from Earth. From guerrilla warfare to FTL coffee makers, this video is a lighthearted ode to our species’ absurd creativity and indomitable will.
    #scifi #alien #hfy #story

Комментарии • 25

  • @AngelHernandez-pj7bs
    @AngelHernandez-pj7bs Месяц назад +3

    Point bomb towards ride bomb got me laughing

  • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
    @LiveFreeOrDieDH 2 месяца назад +10

    Someone was so bored they invented interdimensional cable. "Everyone has a plumbus in their home..."

  • @cmontes85
    @cmontes85 2 месяца назад +11

    dude, his tentacles went through so much. this story was entertaining for sure.

  • @rbishop9062
    @rbishop9062 2 месяца назад +11

    This story had me rolling (in dimension D), in Dimension j I had a heart attack from laughing too much, In this dimension all I could say is 'I wonder if.... LOL

  • @flexinmyderf
    @flexinmyderf 2 месяца назад +9

    "Throw things at other things they want dead" humanity simplified

  • @KinshinReaper
    @KinshinReaper 2 месяца назад +3

    I mean, it's funny but, you know for a fact that at least half of the civvies would instantly realize the capabilities of all of these things and the government would have already made a huge space fleet using these techs. lol

  • @jamesmarcel8330
    @jamesmarcel8330 2 месяца назад +6

    This realy should be called "how humanity broke the universe"

  • @jamesmarcel8330
    @jamesmarcel8330 2 месяца назад +4

    I havent laughed this much in a long time.

  • @Ms.Child13-r1p
    @Ms.Child13-r1p 19 дней назад +1

    14:59 not me eating ice cream

  • @yvindwestersund9720
    @yvindwestersund9720 Месяц назад +1

    The most terrifying thing you can hear a human say is
    Hey what if we try this the other way around 😂😂
    Booooomm 😂😂😂

  • @Warcrime247
    @Warcrime247 2 месяца назад +6

    Im actually crying over here. They these are so absurb th

  • @RealEnerjak
    @RealEnerjak 2 месяца назад +3

    Hang on, sliced bread was invented in 1928. Nuclear weapons were invented in 1945.

  • @Ral9284
    @Ral9284 2 месяца назад +4

    This is the best quality trash I ever heard!

  • @helenmira7218
    @helenmira7218 2 месяца назад +5

    ..."And they're leaving reviews 😮

  • @Luthor_
    @Luthor_ 2 месяца назад +4

    An infinite number of rust cheaters, good thing there are infinite instances of camomo.

  • @tonynelligan1930
    @tonynelligan1930 2 месяца назад +15

    the more foolish these stories get the better they are.

    • @czar6203
      @czar6203 2 месяца назад +1

      Ye it's like "Eminence in shadow" where it's so trash it's good😂😂

    • @tonynelligan1930
      @tonynelligan1930 2 месяца назад

      @@czar6203 great show do you know if they are going with season 2 or is it a movie type season?

    • @czar6203
      @czar6203 2 месяца назад +1

      @tonynelligan1930 ss 2 is out already dude. Most likely they're gonna make ss 3.

    • @tonynelligan1930
      @tonynelligan1930 2 месяца назад +1

      @@czar6203 sorry i meant three i just bin watched it and forgot it was season 2 when he fought the dragon? and ended up on earth. i heard his return to his old home would be made as a movie rather then season 3???

  • @czar6203
    @czar6203 2 месяца назад +14

    The story is so trash it became entertaining😂😂😂

  • @cassaxiom8019
    @cassaxiom8019 Месяц назад

    The story self inserted itself 😂

  • @sluggishruggish
    @sluggishruggish 2 месяца назад +7

    Garbage story. Storytelling amazing. Many laughs… I love being prideful of humans stupidity.