Meg: Than, I’ve been watching you two moon over each other for who-knows-how-long and I’d rather die a thousand times than keep watching. I’m fine sharing.
*Zag and Than loudly fucking in the next room* Nyx: Lord Hades, I will admit I understood your initial reasoning for removing the door to your son's room, but at this point I think- Hades: I WILL NOT LOSE THIS WAR OF ATTRITION
I get that it’s basically all between a bunch of gods, demi-gods and shit but I still can’t get over the fact that you can have a gay romance with death incarnate, fucking amazing.
Can't be the only one who finds it both strange and funny that when the screen went dark there was just.... GIGGLING. and bed sounds. Like,,, are you guys fucking or just sitting on the bed and laughing about the way it creaks so loudly
To be quite fair; would have been nice if we got like... at least one slightly spicier sound. I mean Meg gets a WHIP and Zag's little "wow" in her fade to black soooo.... >.> Hrumpf.
Than and Zag: walking out of Zags room with messy clothes and hair. Dusa: *is nervous and shocked* Hades: *is disgusted* Meg: *blasts the beginning of WAP on a boombox*
@@jaca9566 not as in homophobic disgusted😭. I doubt you would love to hear ur right hand man and son getting it with each other in those doorless room.
Omg same. I feel that their "undying bond" is so much stronger and non-toxic. Also, the codex has the most beautiful description of their relationship. Gives me goosebumps each time I read it. For me, it was so natural to romance only Than
I remember excitedly telling my then boyfriend about the option to romance death and just going "I'm sorry, but I'm not even going to try and fix Zag's toxic relationship!" at the end of my ramblings. And now I'm sad.
So glad I'm not the only one, I'm trying to max meg's bond but it just wouldn't feel right to me romancing zag and meg when I've already romanced than but also just feels like whatever happened in the past is just too big to be romantically involved again...plus the innocent general dorky love they have is too wholesome to tamper with
@@vynyx4684 its implied to be his fault. they mention ingame in vague terms that hes hurt her in the past. its natural she would be more reluctant to trust him a second time.
I mean, if you think about it, Zargeus was romancing his step-siblings. Kinda weird. But that's just Greek Gods, his parents and extended family would be proud.
Foster siblings, he knew by this point that Nyx wasn't his biological mom. He didn't know when he first dated Meg, though, so, yes, that was weirdly incestuous. Meg probably knew they weren't related, but Zagreus did not. Since Nyx and Hades are not and have never been married/romantic partners none of Nyx's children are your step siblings.
the "what are you waiting for" with that splash of emotional desperation hits so different. thanatos has definitely been keeping his feelings bottled up for too long, high time he gets some payoff! i love these two.
@Fandom Breaker Not really, most people who are not anime perverts, would see that word as referring to the house where an oriental despot's women are all locked up.
@@alterego9863 Hey there, got a little fun fact for ya, did you know that the meanings of words change all the time?! WHOAH! Crazy right? Or are you saying that saying gay actually means happy and faggot means a bundle of sticks this whole time as well? Better yet let's just use the root words where all english words come from, aka latin/greek :D Sarcasm aside I don't think "most people" would know what harem actually means, while the anime genre definition has spread widely across the internet
@@ninjacdarkin Well we have stories of Hera's jealousy and Hephaestus catching Aphrodite cheating so they did care somewhat- Polyamory implies a relationship where everyone is comfortable and communicates! I think it's fair to put a modern lense and/or term on it just this once bc it's a modern series technically 😂
@@thetruefeatherqueen Thing is, that isn't true. Yes Hera got mad many times at Zeus for cheating on her, but at the end of the day, she just doesn't care that much. Same thing for Ephestus, he actually doesn't care that much about Aphrodite, he only married her to piss of Ares and Zeus. But he barely even spended time with her.
It sounds like they were watching Dunkey videos, not quite worth bursts of hardy laughter, only the occasional chuckle. They sounded entertained enough.
Remember folks, two things: This is one of the only ways Zagereus will get on his bed. Zags room has no doors:…..Ya’ll talk about Nyx and maybe even Dusa being able to listen in awkwardly, BUT ya’ll forget Skelly can also bare witness!
This game was release in 2018, and i saw a gameplay once (first immpresion) only and didn’t feel any of it. But now, after saw this many people played this gameplay on randomly nowdays and just got noticed the dating simulation aspects. i guess i am starting to simp this boys to be a couple. I am sorry
he actually has different dialogue depending on whether you romanced meg first. zag says something like "yeah, i did mean it. sometimes i need to slow things down. i've been coming on too strong, forgive me. you're my dear friend. i don't want to hurt you, or anybody else." than's responses are in this post! toushindai.tumblr.com/post/637868871343390720/yall-can-we-please-talk-about-the-romance-scenes
@@asasipogi He has to find u and u have to beat him 6 times (I think) in their little -measuring contest- competition before u can romance him... Smth like that
I don't want to have a that type of relationship with him. If I can have this kind of relationship I would choose Artemis. I like Thanatos because he looks like Kayn from League of Legends and I love scythes. I like him as my big bro. Is this possible in this game?
You can reject his advances in this scene (therefore canceling his romance route), however, you can only romance either him or Megaera (Or both without repercussions). Dusa is also included in this options, but as a spoiler... She just likes you as a friend and rejects you. All the Ambrosia that you gave her you have the option to take it back or just let her keep it (there are also no repercussions if you decide to take the Ambrosia back)
Huh. Weird moans. No indication as to who is the top and who is the bottom. Their chuckles aren't interrupted by any object. Probably a lot of mutual fondling.
First of all: biologically? No. Zagreus is son of Persephone and Hades. Thanatos is son of Nyx. Second: They are greek gods. I mean, Ouranos and Gaia are Son and Mother. Zeus and Hera are sibilings. Hades is the uncle of Persephone. The greek mitology is full of worse things that this
19th century historians: They must have had a great night playing jenga together, as friends.
Just some lads being pals
Such good plas. And remember Achilles and Petroclus? He really cared about his best friend /jk
Nothing romantic happen here
Who are you to say :D
Yup
all dislikes are from hades who has to listen to the sounds of zagreus getting his cheeks clapped coming from his doorless room
remember that nyx stands directly outside his doorway, and that than is also her son
im sure than is the bottom
@@Wikant18 positive
Oh my fucking god 💀💀
@@trutenii Bet she's proud af
"I've known Megaera much longer than you. Who do you think talked me into this?" WHOOF-
Hot damn... Then again, it's that particular pantheon xD
Wow
@@GLIEPNIR I know LOL it should be called the "biseek" panteon not greek
Meg: Than, I’ve been watching you two moon over each other for who-knows-how-long and I’d rather die a thousand times than keep watching. I’m fine sharing.
@@animeotaku307 I mean she does punish jealously ;) I’d expect her to be the non-jealous type
*Zag and Than loudly fucking in the next room*
Nyx: Lord Hades, I will admit I understood your initial reasoning for removing the door to your son's room, but at this point I think-
Hades: I WILL NOT LOSE THIS WAR OF ATTRITION
Nyx: "We are losing this war at this very moment, Hades."
"I will not lose this war of attrition" Oh my God I laughed so hard.
The ghosts in the lounge just: O.o
“Please ignore the moaning. Nyx’s son and my own are participating in Pederasty. It shall be in your best interest NOT to encourage it.”
@@Grim_Sister don't you mean sodomy? lmao
Glad to hear these two wholesome Christian boys try their speed comedy routines on each other.
They literally predate Christianity.
@@felipevasconcelos6736 Esa es la broma Felipe.
@@felipevasconcelos6736 r/woooosh
I get that it’s basically all between a bunch of gods, demi-gods and shit but I still can’t get over the fact that you can have a gay romance with death incarnate, fucking amazing.
"You're dating the grim reaper?!"
@@oliverlambert1336 “hear that? we’re legends.”
Every romance with death is kinda gay, always has been.
@@UnholyRave666 preach it
Even with Deadpool and lady death?
Megaera: I need to ship them... So I can top them both at the same time
Megaera intellect is ashtonishing., she played 4d chess
I don't think that she wants to top her brother. she's just sharing her toys
@@stefschouwenaars9562 pfffff
greek mitology doesn't care
Remember zagreus's room has no doors
They could hang a fucking curtain
He didn’t need doors they were just playing checkers-
And Nyx likes to spend her time standing around in the hallway directly outside...
Honestly, if the sex DOESN’T involve laughter, it isn’t fun for anyone.
Homer Simpson voice: “That’s what I’ve been SAYING!!”
it just feels weird they do be laughing like the richman when they touch small cups of wine to celebrate something like dude
i just noticed thanatos' little hair flip at 0:33 . also loving the chime sounds of post-nut clarity
THE HAIR FLIP
Let me just draw that 😲
@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1532 did you?
@@alphabatsoup5840 yup !!
Honestly... I died with those chuckles and the black screen... I was just... euphoric lol
If you had died the screen would have said "There is no escape" though, and taken a dunk in Styx.
It’s very faint, but you can also hear the bed creaking.
@@felipevasconcelos6736 haha yeaa hilarious
What if they were only playing Monopoly in the dark?
Or Tetris.
No one fucking giggles when playing monopoly, they are too busy getting fucked by each other’s property ownership and not landing on go
If that was the case then there would be yelling...lots of yelling
Monopoly is too,stressful. They were just sharing best jikes they heard recently, obviously. You could hear Than laugh after all
If it was monopoly there would be a lot more screaming and name calling 😉
Can't be the only one who finds it both strange and funny that when the screen went dark there was just.... GIGGLING. and bed sounds. Like,,, are you guys fucking or just sitting on the bed and laughing about the way it creaks so loudly
Sounds post-coitous to me
@@mayorgeneralramirez1997 Post-coitus sparkly noise
You're a historian, aren't you
To be quite fair; would have been nice if we got like... at least one slightly spicier sound. I mean Meg gets a WHIP and Zag's little "wow" in her fade to black soooo.... >.> Hrumpf.
@@valkyrie-randgris Than is really ticklish.
Than and Zag: walking out of Zags room with messy clothes and hair.
Dusa: *is nervous and shocked*
Hades: *is disgusted*
Meg: *blasts the beginning of WAP on a boombox*
Why would Hades be disgusted?
Hades is greek he's probably gay too i know no one likes him but don't try to make him homophobic
@@jaca9566 not as in homophobic disgusted😭. I doubt you would love to hear ur right hand man and son getting it with each other in those doorless room.
@@jaca9566 he's disgusted at the prospect of hearing his son get his cheeks clapped from his doorless room
@@jaca9566 He *HAS* to hear the wet clapping of the extension of his flesh in his realm.
They really just looked at the god of death and made him the sweetest cinammon roll in this game.
Welp im sold there's a harem route
There is,you can date both meg and than if you max them
We have threesome route too 😂
@@cestalia wait actually
@@GororordSSJ Not gonna spoil you but you're gonna be surprised when you get to your room let's just say
"Who do you think talked me into this?" This is EVERYTHING.
And still... I romanced only Than, because I felt he deserves all the appreciation in the world
Omg same. I feel that their "undying bond" is so much stronger and non-toxic. Also, the codex has the most beautiful description of their relationship. Gives me goosebumps each time I read it. For me, it was so natural to romance only Than
I remember excitedly telling my then boyfriend about the option to romance death and just going "I'm sorry, but I'm not even going to try and fix Zag's toxic relationship!" at the end of my ramblings.
And now I'm sad.
Same, Meg just doesn't seem like she's value Zagreus for the sweetheart he is. She's always condescending
So glad I'm not the only one, I'm trying to max meg's bond but it just wouldn't feel right to me romancing zag and meg when I've already romanced than but also just feels like whatever happened in the past is just too big to be romantically involved again...plus the innocent general dorky love they have is too wholesome to tamper with
@@vynyx4684 its implied to be his fault. they mention ingame in vague terms that hes hurt her in the past. its natural she would be more reluctant to trust him a second time.
I mean, if you think about it, Zargeus was romancing his step-siblings. Kinda weird. But that's just Greek Gods, his parents and extended family would be proud.
Foster siblings, he knew by this point that Nyx wasn't his biological mom. He didn't know when he first dated Meg, though, so, yes, that was weirdly incestuous. Meg probably knew they weren't related, but Zagreus did not. Since Nyx and Hades are not and have never been married/romantic partners none of Nyx's children are your step siblings.
Zues and Hera are litterally brother and sister, from the same parents.
@@wangwang2211 If you think about it, Nyx's only parent is Chaos, so she's the product of selfcest
@@Kat-xy7fm Well Nyx refer to Chaos as 'them' so...
@@wangwang2211 I got the feeling genetics are a bit more flexible and less of a problem when you are basically "willing" beings into existence.
Zagreus was definitely getting clapped in there. He's a bottom for sure.
Threesome ending confirms that Zagreus is a bottom, poor thing was just so overwhelmed and a mess afterwards.
Yeah Zag has power bottom vibes.
the "what are you waiting for" with that splash of emotional desperation hits so different. thanatos has definitely been keeping his feelings bottled up for too long, high time he gets some payoff! i love these two.
How handsome
Every time I watch this scene I feel kinda embarrassed cuz
I feel like I’m walking in on something I shouldn’t have
best part is that probably no-one on earth died because than was too busy
Canon Polycule? Canon Polycule!!!This game has it all !
@Fandom Breaker Not really, most people who are not anime perverts, would see that word as referring to the house where an oriental despot's women are all locked up.
@@alterego9863 Hey there, got a little fun fact for ya, did you know that the meanings of words change all the time?! WHOAH! Crazy right? Or are you saying that saying gay actually means happy and faggot means a bundle of sticks this whole time as well? Better yet let's just use the root words where all english words come from, aka latin/greek :D
Sarcasm aside I don't think "most people" would know what harem actually means, while the anime genre definition has spread widely across the internet
The sheer salt
Just two bros chilling cause they're good friends
the bed is wide enough for them to sit 6 feet apart
the warm joyful little chuckles legitimately make me want to cry what the fuck
We stan healthy polyamorous representation 😭💙
it's not even that, they just didn't give a fuck in old greece
@@ninjacdarkin Well we have stories of Hera's jealousy and Hephaestus catching Aphrodite cheating so they did care somewhat- Polyamory implies a relationship where everyone is comfortable and communicates!
I think it's fair to put a modern lense and/or term on it just this once bc it's a modern series technically 😂
@@ninjacdarkin funnily enough, they did give A fuck, even more fucks actually :)
@@darkersouls1155 with so many stories of rape?
Press x to doubt
@@thetruefeatherqueen
Thing is, that isn't true.
Yes Hera got mad many times at Zeus for cheating on her, but at the end of the day, she just doesn't care that much. Same thing for Ephestus, he actually doesn't care that much about Aphrodite, he only married her to piss of Ares and Zeus.
But he barely even spended time with her.
Roomates
No love, they are just good friends
@@WannabeWryter yes, very good friends!
Oh my god they were roomates
@@griffin8217 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who said it out loud
Oh my god they were roommates 😳
Look at the two lads, being such good friends - cishets, probably
who hurt you lmao
@@SomeRandomDude821 cishets, probably
Eyo guys I’m no genius but, I don’t think they’re best friends 😳
We’re here for this polyamory bro, Dionysus would be proud 🤘🏻🤙🏼
The Cult of Dionysus would be proud
Zagreus has two hands for a reason ;)
Because if he had one hand, he wouldn’t be able to use the bow or gun
Poly-pals, Meg and Than
My man clapping some poles and pillows
It sounds like they were watching Dunkey videos, not quite worth bursts of hardy laughter, only the occasional chuckle. They sounded entertained enough.
Remember folks, two things: This is one of the only ways Zagereus will get on his bed.
Zags room has no doors:…..Ya’ll talk about Nyx and maybe even Dusa being able to listen in awkwardly, BUT ya’ll forget Skelly can also bare witness!
Imagine skelly wants to get in on the action
‘Go get ‘em, boyo.’
"Who do you think talk me into this?" Me : 👁👄👁💧
alright then.. uncle zeus will be proud
Wait so you can Romance them both? No repercussion?
None at all
They're both fine with it.
In Ancient Greece and Rome, the only abiding rule towards sex is: "The more, the merrier."
@@BestWayKilla and also: if you are a man, you dominate, you don't submit".
@@efaristi9737 Indeed. To be manly, you had to be the one pitching instead of catching.
"I've known Megaera much longer than you. Who do you think talked me into this?" wahoo she talked Than into it so she can later top them both
So you can romance "brother" and "sister" alike and not only do they know, they're cool with it? That right there alone 10/10.
they arent brothers or sisters tho the writers alr confirmed that they arent lol
@@sasha9465 did u not see the quotation marks?
@@TheElementsAreWithMe no i have dsylexia
All greek gods are siblings lol
Aphrodite is technically Ares & Heph's grand-aunt.
if that’s what you get out of this then, gross.
Bith have mad switch energy but Thanatos is prolly also a massive powerbotom.
We all know that Than is the Sub, Zag is the Vers, and Meg is the Dom.
Wut? Meg is dominant I get it. But what are other two?
@@dashnyamkhurelbaatar1318 I layman terms, Meg pegs, Than gets pegged, and Zag does both.
@@BraveLilToasty oh wow. I'm not sure knowing the answer was worth it but thanks for clarification
@@BraveLilToasty You mean switch; also, from what i've read, he's canonically a sub
@@ariannadravis3934 vers and switch mean the same thing lmao
they seem to be very good friends !! /jk
This game was release in 2018, and i saw a gameplay once (first immpresion) only and didn’t feel any of it. But now, after saw this many people played this gameplay on randomly nowdays and just got noticed the dating simulation aspects. i guess i am starting to simp this boys to be a couple. I am sorry
Megaera was like: so yeah Than, 9.5/10 the experience, totally recommended, go give it a try
I'm not gay or bi but damn Thanatos has a great smile
*2 years later*
Zoiker: "Ok turns out I'm a little bi"
enjoy your journey bro
Lol
Thanatos voice is so familiar... Is his voice like a character in transistor aswell? One of the camerata? The one with cat on his shoulder?
You're right, he voiced Asher Kendrall. The voice actors name is Christopher Saphire.
They're both Supergiant games. Weird that u can tell, considering all the filters they use since they have like 3 VAs xD
such a bi icon
Ah yes. The bisexuality in me is very pleased with this development.
*squeals in fangirling*
Let's bang death incarnate, why the fuck not?
I cant with this game.. 😂
Thanatos is fine tho
That was.... hot.
I'm getting this game just to clap den cheeks
The definitive OT3
And thus, giving a homie a goodnig kiss was invented
Ah yes, nothing like very good best of friends spending time together, polishing their swords 😏
Greeks being Greeks, nothing to see here people.
i did not expect this..i'm still shocked about Megaera and even more about thanatos because they were best friends
Imagine if Tisephone there one day and is like "Murr muurr-der my puuuss..!"
This guy is shust like their uncles
Our boy ZAG so good that his gal told her dude check this out 🤣
It's like mega-gay and I'm straight but I still love it
...wait
HE’S BECOMING SELF AWARE
@@poxxerthe2st NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@aheenobarbushenocied9880 I’m sorry, but you’re gay now, it may take some time to get used to, but I’m sure you’ll find a good man
Good lord supergiant was WRONG for making that front portrait of thanatos.
THAN ISN’T BREAKING THE LAW OF PHYSICS!!!
this can weird didn't they think they were half brothers up until like 10 days ago
this is greek mythology, of course there's incest. You know that Persophone is Hades' niece right?
Remember the messhall has a direct view into Zags room, I can imagine the ghostchef going O_o while Nyx and Hades are awkwardly avoiding eyecontact.
This is dope!
So ... They are just ... Friends? 😍
I want to marry than and zagreus D:
WOW
Lol better love story than twilight.
oh they fuckin'
Yeeeeaaah
Than tops
Than is a reluctant bottom 100%
Zag is a canon bottom
what happens if you ease him off tho?
Idk yet but i will, id rather be clapping megs
@@asasipogi well you can literally do both, if you do than you're still able to romance meg
he actually has different dialogue depending on whether you romanced meg first. zag says something like "yeah, i did mean it. sometimes i need to slow things down. i've been coming on too strong, forgive me. you're my dear friend. i don't want to hurt you, or anybody else." than's responses are in this post! toushindai.tumblr.com/post/637868871343390720/yall-can-we-please-talk-about-the-romance-scenes
@@MissCephalopod Thanatos just wont show up in the house! Cant find him that booger
@@asasipogi He has to find u and u have to beat him 6 times (I think) in their little -measuring contest- competition before u can romance him... Smth like that
Zag sus
I don't want to have a that type of relationship with him. If I can have this kind of relationship I would choose Artemis. I like Thanatos because he looks like Kayn from League of Legends and I love scythes. I like him as my big bro. Is this possible in this game?
You can reject his advances in this scene (therefore canceling his romance route), however, you can only romance either him or Megaera (Or both without repercussions). Dusa is also included in this options, but as a spoiler...
She just likes you as a friend and rejects you. All the Ambrosia that you gave her you have the option to take it back or just let her keep it (there are also no repercussions if you decide to take the Ambrosia back)
@@CataSuperGamer damn man that sucks I really love Artemis. :/ I guess I'll be waiting on friendzone forever. :D
@@maxenite Artemis?? Man oh man you must be new to greek mythology.
@@15PaperSpearsProtectTheWise no I'm not. I know she is a virgin goddess but it's just a game.
Simply reject his advances
Huh. Weird moans. No indication as to who is the top and who is the bottom. Their chuckles aren't interrupted by any object. Probably a lot of mutual fondling.
So basically Than was ok with getting Meg's sloppy seconds lol 🤣🤣🤣
what the fk did they do ?
Love how Thanatos was accepting of being a side hustle for Zag I guess 😅 threesomes?
Polyamory
Gay?
Bi (Meg)
Thats gay.
Bi (Meg)
Aren’t these two, brothers? Wtf
First of all: biologically? No. Zagreus is son of Persephone and Hades. Thanatos is son of Nyx.
Second: They are greek gods. I mean, Ouranos and Gaia are Son and Mother. Zeus and Hera are sibilings. Hades is the uncle of Persephone. The greek mitology is full of worse things that this
No
More woke shit
For fucks sake
Those 43 dislikes are all from a very jealous Thanos
Gay
Bi (Meg)
Ew wtf
Idk what you were expecting when you clicked on a video with the title “Thanatos Romanced”