I'm so happy that the wife and I finished off the old bottle of port before watching this. Mr B old chap, you have certainly excelled yourself with this delightful yuletide ditty. May you and your have a jolly spiffing time and enjoy some jolly good nosh sans carrots.
Sir you have excelled yourself, from now on carrots are banned from our house and my fear of the "nutcracker" doll things has been strengthed. carry on the good work.
Ohh this is marvellous, definitely my Christmas anthem this year! I'll make sure i finish the whole bottle of port myself before doing to bed this Christmas eve!
As soon as I saw the carrot.. I knew, I feared I was wrong, but I was right... this has ruined my childhood memories. I'll never look at another carrot the same way again. On the plus side - awesome song :D
As always, a masterpiece, though I do wonder why this came up as recommended on autoplay after Allegri's Miserere Mei Deus... Quite the tonal whiplash there. I mean, both are now Holiday classics, but still...
I feel this song could have been half as long and been absolutely perfect. Had it ended before the Nutcracker segment, it would've been a short, punchy and positively splendid piece of music.
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heh. It wasn't me, but I did get Santa drunk and then give him Mr B's address. Couldn't help myself.
Spiffing. The old stick had it coming.
Didn’t expect to see you here! xD
You like chap-hop? Makes some amount of sense to be honest.
Hey its you
Didn't expect you to be here
IT'S HIM
10 years on. Surely a Christmas classic song by now ?
I have played this every x mass for the past 7 years it's became a tradition now
My wife is made I played it in front of her family 😂
That is frightfully kind old chap. Should I find myself back in the vicinity I will be sure to say a hearty hello.
This has become a holiday favorite of mine, year after year to listen too
"Don't Darken my Chimney again!" I'd say, a most witty double entendre! You are a most chortle-inducing individual Mr. B!
Why doesn't this have a million views?
Officially ending my Christmas on this twelfth night with a view of this classic
My word. The lyrics and execution. This is spectacular. Truly amazing.
"... And a carrot besmirched by fecal debris..." Comedy gold.
oh absolutely splendid dear chap.
This will be on repeat in my home come christmas.
Sebastian Bengtsson That's my newest tradition for the holiday. 😉
I'm so happy that the wife and I finished off the old bottle of port before watching this.
Mr B old chap, you have certainly excelled yourself with this delightful yuletide ditty. May you and your have a jolly spiffing time and enjoy some jolly good nosh sans carrots.
Every year gentleman B. Every bloody year.
"A carrot besmirched by fecal debris." My favourite lyric of all time xD
"besmirched by fecal debris"!?! Your lyrical mastery has me laughing my posterior off.
Sir you have excelled yourself, from now on carrots are banned from our house and my fear of the "nutcracker" doll things has been strengthed. carry on the good work.
Why oh why did it take so long to hear of this gift to mankind.
Truly it is the most wonderful time of the year
Absolutely fabulous old chap. A contender for Christmas number 1 if ever I saw one. RT this ASAP!
Thoroughly enjoyable.
Mr. Burke, when will you be gracing Manchester or Botlon with your chap-hop greatness?
Everytime you play I am never in the country and so miss you.
Brilliant! You always make me happy Mr B and this fine offering is no exception. Thank you and have a merry Christmas yourself good sir!
Jolly good song Sir.
New favorite Christmas carol.
Class
I'll be humming this all Christmas.
a bright spot in an otherwise dreary Monday, thanks for the tunes
Splendid work old chum!
splendid old chap
This is amazing. The greatest Christmas song I have ever heard of.
How delightfully cheery and catchy that has got me as what i could only describe as ready for Christmas.
Cracking job
Best christmas song...ever
Bravo! Bravo old boy!
Have a jolly
Merry Christmas with lots of Port old Chaps
Ohh this is marvellous, definitely my Christmas anthem this year!
I'll make sure i finish the whole bottle of port myself before doing to bed this Christmas eve!
This should be the Christmas number 1 !!
Love, love, LOVE this!
More xmas toons. Fab - thankyou Mr.B..
Once again another good laugh from good old Mr B..
This should really have more views, love this =)
As soon as I saw the carrot.. I knew, I feared I was wrong, but I was right... this has ruined my childhood memories. I'll never look at another carrot the same way again.
On the plus side - awesome song :D
Excellent old bean!
Did anyone else notice it said "Straight out of Surrey" on the bottle??
Yep!
The Devil is in the detail old chap!
Yessir!
Oh, how I wish I knew of this in time for Christmas, it would be the only Christmas song I would have allowed in my house!
Cracking choon old man!
Happy Xmas 2023 everyone.
i say chap jolly good show and lyrical gold
"oh santa, don't darken my chimney again"
Thanks for the christmas cheer
Love this so much
I was there and I MISSED it. I have no excuse.
Awesome!
Jolly good, kind sir.
I caught your american debut at CONvergence! Quite entertaining.
Merry Christmas, you blighters!
Brilliant!
Merry Christmas everyone !
I love this.
hahahah that is so good well done old chap :)
Possibly your best work to date. Bully!
Merry Christmas chaphop fans!
I do say, that was absilutly exilerating
undeniably spiffing tune!
Have a Chappy Christmas everybody!
I say! This is most amusing, fair chap!
Quite humourous!
Brilliant :-)
Oh my Father Christmas is a cheeky blighter isn't he
Mr.B....With this new video you are really spoiling us!! :D
Have youself a very Merry Christmas my good sir
from the other Mr.Bea
So you went on a mammoth boozing session and then woke up the next morning to find the carnage? And you blame Santa? Nice try :)
Love it ;)
George Formby came back to life!!!
Splendid. And I love the chord progression on the introduction. Seems to reference another Christmas song...tho, one not as good as this one. :)
Nice... :)
The nutcrackers are a little freaky.
Ohhhh Santa! You naughty boy you!!!
You deserve more views.
So was it sherry or port? Two very different things...
LOL
I thought Mr B would have more class than to be wearing Crocs at 1:00...
Oh golly gosh...
Crocs? How very dare you sir. Those are Shelltoes.
Pip-pip
I have no idea what those wooden things are saying but I swear it sounds like "oh I wish he had some tampax on Christmas day" lol
The nutcrackers are singing "O I wish he hadn't've done that on Christmas day!"
Hahaha. I thought they said that to.
The tampax were to absorb the faecal moisture?
I have a number. go to my website as mentioned on the video or have a look on itunes for he Tweed Album and O.G. Original Gentleman. Chars!
SOOO FUNNY i just added this song to my blogsite haha
Would anyone here perhaps have the telephone number of the Prussian consulate in Siam, can't find the dashed thing anywhere.
Mr. B must have been exceedingly naughty this year.
Spend this Christmas with Mr B in London
@ His Chap Hop Christmas Ball
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JUST WATCH IT PAL
Did Roy Wood take any royalties for the bits of samples from his song?
that is if there was any money to take any from
Tragic story. I now have plans to seal off my chimney before the 24th. I hope that wouldn't encourage him to try to come in through a window...
The good Professor E sent me here!
Have people really forgotten what nutcrackers are? I weep for these proles.
As always, a masterpiece, though I do wonder why this came up as recommended on autoplay after Allegri's Miserere Mei Deus... Quite the tonal whiplash there. I mean, both are now Holiday classics, but still...
Like a sir~
Why does the backing track sound like a Mr. Blobby charity hit?
You have quite a lovely house ^_^ if i do say so
Exemplary my friend top of the evening
I feel this song could have been half as long and been absolutely perfect. Had it ended before the Nutcracker segment, it would've been a short, punchy and positively splendid piece of music.
AAARGH!
Has anyone deciphered the chords for ukulele to this masterpiece?
I feel so ruddy terrible when Mr. B looks so upset. :(
Oh dear. You would really expect the "jolly" one to be better at holding his _liquor._