Spread your legs and fly

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @MonthManAugust
    @MonthManAugust Месяц назад +317

    "Just a scissoring of wings and legs" -Robbie

    • @antoine8649
      @antoine8649 15 дней назад

      That's a coup de grace if I ever saw one.

  • @Sideshownicful
    @Sideshownicful Месяц назад +130

    Sam's immediate reaction when he hears 'spread your legs'. But he says nothing. He lets it sink in for the others

    • @MoXfy_Milling
      @MoXfy_Milling Месяц назад +8

      Liam as well, and he just instantly looks towards Ashley XD

  • @InkyPetrel
    @InkyPetrel Месяц назад +137

    The worst part is a few seconds earlier you can HEAR Matt being SUPER careful of the S Q combo enunciating "Shift Quickly" Poor guy has been burned by experience 🤣

    • @OwocowyMr
      @OwocowyMr Месяц назад +25

      i swear, if he'd say "quift shickly" and THEN "spread your legs", the episode would just end because nobody could stop laughing

  • @danielstephens1185
    @danielstephens1185 Месяц назад +220

    Spread the legs and fly, but watch out for a shiver and quiff!

    • @DeinosDinos
      @DeinosDinos Месяц назад +13

      How else are you supposed to get the propulsion needed to fly?

    • @danielstephens1185
      @danielstephens1185 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@DeinosDinos Flap the legs.

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 10 дней назад +1

      Dark Souls Messages be like 😂

    • @HuginnHufflepuff
      @HuginnHufflepuff 8 дней назад +3

      But be sure to ask Mike Hunts how hard he is if you see him injured along the way.

    • @danielstephens1185
      @danielstephens1185 6 дней назад +2

      ​@@HuginnHufflepuff Holy crap, you actually strung it all together! 🤣

  • @MrSpannners
    @MrSpannners Месяц назад +171

    I love Marisha's reaction was just like 'I'm sorry what did my husband just say'

    • @MrImastinker
      @MrImastinker Месяц назад +23

      She always has such golden reactions when Matt falls into a dirty joke.
      Like, remember episode 3x44?
      The one with the attempted orgy?
      Liam: “Thanks for creating all that deep lore last game.
      So rich and deep.”
      Matt: “We’ll see how *deep* it gets before the episode’s done…”
      I tell you, that look Marisha gave him was *not* safe for work.

    • @StoneAge0972
      @StoneAge0972 Месяц назад +1

      ​@MrImastinker where was I at when Matt said this lmao. You have a timestamp?

    • @MrImastinker
      @MrImastinker Месяц назад +3

      @@StoneAge0972
      0:39:32
      Is about when the exchange starts.

    • @StoneAge0972
      @StoneAge0972 Месяц назад +1

      @MrImastinker damn right on the money too lol. Appreciate that!

  • @santi3991
    @santi3991 Месяц назад +139

    I like to think of this as "the Laura Bailey effect", if you spend enough time around her you inevitably will make a sexual inuendo or a sex joke.

  • @Soutar3DG
    @Soutar3DG Месяц назад +142

    Horse names:
    Orym - Mochi
    Laudna - Wagyu
    Braius - Udon
    Imogen - Pocky
    Dorian - Shishido
    Fearne - Marzipan (For now)
    Ashton - Angela Lansbury
    Chetney - (Travis was too distracted to pick a name)

    • @qadrsikiru4683
      @qadrsikiru4683 Месяц назад +5

      Wasabi would be good

    • @jjcritter99
      @jjcritter99 Месяц назад +69

      Travis did pick one, he said edamame

    • @XDuralexX
      @XDuralexX Месяц назад +11

      @@jjcritter99 And Talesin said California roll

    • @Tahkaullus01
      @Tahkaullus01 Месяц назад +1

      I passed out part way through and woke up in time for the battle bit. Did any of them kill their mounts?

    • @jjcritter99
      @jjcritter99 Месяц назад +2

      @@Tahkaullus01 no they just magically disappeared when the spell ended

  • @phoebica
    @phoebica Месяц назад +40

    the in sync head turn of Laura and Liam: twins indeed 🤣

    • @pabloc8808
      @pabloc8808 День назад +1

      The fact that they have the same reaction of just pointing at Matt and having a meltdown laughing is what cracks me up

  • @davidpalacios6705
    @davidpalacios6705 Месяц назад +30

    Sam: immediatly reacting.
    Robby: First to laugh.
    Laura and Liam: immediatly siblings.
    Taliesin: Thanking god in laughter.
    Ashley: Joking around.
    Marisha: Slowing processing what her husband just said.
    Travis: Joining the fun after work.

  • @annawilliams449
    @annawilliams449 Месяц назад +25

    the absolute SPEED with which sam clocked what Matt had said is uncanny

  • @TigerLibraJim
    @TigerLibraJim Месяц назад +60

    When stretch your legs and spread your wings come together.

    • @callmev3531
      @callmev3531 Месяц назад +7

      Ellie from Last Of Us: "Wait, why are these all stuck together?"

    • @trinityx3o522
      @trinityx3o522 Месяц назад +1

      Spread your legs & stretch your wings is the stray

  • @prettysakurafl0wer
    @prettysakurafl0wer Месяц назад +34

    Poor Matt. Just as he crawls out of an innuendo hole he made himself dozens of episodes before, he just falls into another. 😅
    And like true friends, they tear into him with their giggle fits. 😂

  • @ManOfVita
    @ManOfVita Месяц назад +97

    Robbie Daymond has not shaved his beard in all his appearances, so seeing him clean-shaved made me say "Who's that?"

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx Месяц назад +2

      Seriously, he looks like a friend of mine no fucking joke.

    • @peridaniel8265
      @peridaniel8265 Месяц назад +6

      same. it's like the same effect as when you're a kid and you see your dad clean shaven for the first time ever

  • @smarvin1112
    @smarvin1112 Месяц назад +15

    Laura and Liam’s reaction to “Spread your legs” gets me every time 😂

  • @biobiobio7777
    @biobiobio7777 Месяц назад +8

    Its always a joy to see Matt go from epic story teller to just redder than a tomato.

  • @seanbaldwinjr7453
    @seanbaldwinjr7453 25 дней назад +3

    "Spread your wings not your legs" says a mom to her teen daughter.

  • @rockandrollfantasy86
    @rockandrollfantasy86 Месяц назад +8

    Yes! I love these moments because I rewind and watch each person's individual reaction. It's hilarious.

  • @jgrado3
    @jgrado3 Месяц назад +21

    I love Marisha’s slow descent into hysterical madness. Just calmly going from “Are we really doing this?” To just letting it happen.

  • @thejuize06
    @thejuize06 Месяц назад +6

    I need a shirt that says, "strech your wings, and spread your legs, here comes Fern!

  • @MrOberon22
    @MrOberon22 Месяц назад +4

    Shiver and Queef: What are you doing?! Spread your legs and fly: Succeeding you!

  • @jeny8748
    @jeny8748 Месяц назад +8

    What's impressive for me is that Sam, scrolling through his phone, managed to process what Matt said faster than anyone else...

    • @tahrey
      @tahrey 20 дней назад

      The true ADHD superpower

  • @Zenju__
    @Zenju__ Месяц назад +8

    To be fair, both this and "shiver and quiff" are very elegant mistakes

  • @astra1627
    @astra1627 Месяц назад +41

    Thats another shirt for the shop

  • @iobeygravity
    @iobeygravity Месяц назад +5

    The twins are really twinning huh 🤣

  • @BobaFettsCousin
    @BobaFettsCousin Месяц назад +6

    I love everyone's reaction to this! :) Sam pulled that Terrifier clown meme, Laura & Liam with the dual finger point, and Marisha's like.."Come again?!" They're so great!

  • @StormMatt448
    @StormMatt448 Месяц назад +25

    This is hilarious! The brain fart. I hope someone makes an animation of this.

  • @Adriana-ro3zd
    @Adriana-ro3zd Месяц назад +6

    what kills me about this is, is Matt has been so careful to avoid another "Shiver and Queef" accident and then he goes and does this! LMAOOOO 😂😂😂
    Thank you for sharing this clip, dude!

  • @slayeroffurries1115
    @slayeroffurries1115 10 дней назад +1

    That was what I call freudian tumbling-and-falling-down-a-cliff

  • @yayforjoe
    @yayforjoe Месяц назад +6

    The snap of Sam's head

  • @AdamEspersona
    @AdamEspersona Месяц назад +15

    Ironically… it’s still very much like Fearne to be that way XD
    But boy, this amount of corpsing is such a delight.

  • @callmev3531
    @callmev3531 Месяц назад +46

    0:17, As they found out in the Elden Ring One-Shot, they apparently can stack horses (and potentially wolves).
    2:48, Robbie's borderline indignation at Matt mixing the two phrases and Matt just trying to himself in shame all while most everyone else is either laughing or, in Talesin's case, just thinking "welp, I guess the fans have their new Shiver And Quiff moment".

    • @tahrey
      @tahrey 20 дней назад

      Horses being able to carry one medium size creature on their backs ... whilst themselves being a medium sized creature?

    • @callmev3531
      @callmev3531 20 дней назад +1

      @@tahrey , I'd say that only worked because that One-Shot was working with a heavily home-brewed system incorporating the game's logic and the fact the horse's in that case were essentially energy constructs, but I think the truth is they just did it because they found the idea funny.

    • @tahrey
      @tahrey 19 дней назад

      @@callmev3531 Ah, OK. I haven't actually seen that one yet, but I remember there being an argument for a Centaur Tower along the same lines in regular D&D.

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 Месяц назад +8

    On the day they unveiled the "It has begin" shirt as well.

  • @miss.dudeman377
    @miss.dudeman377 Месяц назад +5

    This almost tops “shiver and queef” for Matt’s best slip up .

  • @Maessiah_____
    @Maessiah_____ Месяц назад +5

    "I spread my legs and i learn how to fly" -Kelly Clarkson

  • @cnfsdkid
    @cnfsdkid Месяц назад +12

    Can't stop laughing at this. I don't remember how many times I replayed 2:28

  • @benpearse7565
    @benpearse7565 Месяц назад +6

    For those interested, this is called a malaphor

  • @taylorsmith9197
    @taylorsmith9197 25 дней назад +2

    This definitely up there with "shivering queef" and Age of Aye-roar-a " 🤣

  • @DLTyrus
    @DLTyrus Месяц назад +3

    It is now canon that every campaign needs its own Shiver and Queef moment. This is Campaign 3's. I look forward to Campaign 4's.

  • @agentapples2185
    @agentapples2185 Месяц назад +20

    This is a Boyle moment (Brooklyn 99 reference).

    • @ejd53
      @ejd53 Месяц назад +3

      Yes, it is! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrSpannners
      @MrSpannners Месяц назад +3

      "Either or..."

    • @agentapples2185
      @agentapples2185 Месяц назад +3

      @@MrSpannners “No, not either or, ONLY wings” 🪽

  • @angcourd
    @angcourd Месяц назад +25

    lolol travis is edamame

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus Месяц назад +8

    the legacy of the Blue Perineum endures

    • @trinityx3o522
      @trinityx3o522 Месяц назад

      Shiver & queef carried its legacy over to blue perenium & now its spread your legs' turn

    • @tahrey
      @tahrey 20 дней назад

      Sounds painful

  • @MimesAgainstHunmanity
    @MimesAgainstHunmanity Месяц назад +5

    We need a t-shirt with a picture of Fearn amd "Spread your legs and fly" on it.

  • @canyonstockton4559
    @canyonstockton4559 Месяц назад +2

    Sounds like a fan fiction between Beau and Yasha

  • @rhinofist1
    @rhinofist1 Месяц назад +6

    Matt's reaction was so wholesome

  • @MrSpannners
    @MrSpannners Месяц назад +3

    Wow, I was not expecting it to come from Matt

  • @Foretelling
    @Foretelling Месяц назад +1

    Legitimately one of the funniest moments in the show's entire history

  • @aperson7624
    @aperson7624 Месяц назад +18

    Shiver and Queef for Marisha, Spread your legs for Ashley. Matt's got his two favorite women covered. ;)

  • @gracechild1
    @gracechild1 Месяц назад +2

    The really fun game is watching Matt's face change color as the embarrassment sets in.

  • @trapjohnson
    @trapjohnson Месяц назад +1

    The amount of Physical damage the team took from this one!

  • @randyranderson690
    @randyranderson690 Месяц назад +1

    This beats Shiver & Queef

  • @SaitoBatch
    @SaitoBatch Месяц назад +2

    I must be weird, cause instead of the dirty meaning I just thought about Fearne doing Chun-Li's Spinning Bird Kick..... or whatever the actual move name is.

    • @tahrey
      @tahrey 20 дней назад +1

      yep, that's the one :)

  • @exemplar7205
    @exemplar7205 Месяц назад +1

    😂 my friend had the exact same problem except he's so innocent that he didn't know what it meant, he meant to say stretch, what he actually said was "i need to get out there and spread my legs"

  • @tahrey
    @tahrey 20 дней назад +1

    But what about 2:25
    Banana Mori
    It's like a Memento Mori, but a little fruitier

  • @faberhaus746
    @faberhaus746 Месяц назад +9

    Cant tell if this is worse than Shiver and Quiff

    • @chriskuhn6130
      @chriskuhn6130 Месяц назад +16

      How hard are you?

    • @niusav
      @niusav Месяц назад +12

      The Blue Perineum Flower, only found in the tainted lands, deep within the dark valley

    • @MrSpannners
      @MrSpannners Месяц назад +2

      I mean, that one broke the party for a full 20-30 minutes afterwards of it just coming back and setting them off. But it depends what you mean by worse...

    • @danielstephens1185
      @danielstephens1185 Месяц назад

      ​@@chriskuhn6130 "Shiver and quiff."

  • @MrGonve
    @MrGonve Месяц назад

    Spread your legs and fly away, fly away, far away 🎶

  • @The2econd3vil3xes
    @The2econd3vil3xes Месяц назад +1

    2:38 whoever let out that _wheeze...._ (might've been the entire bottom table) ...are you okay?? Lol

    • @FullmetalNinja25
      @FullmetalNinja25 Месяц назад

      I think it was Liam considering Laura started laughing harder after the wheeze.

  • @Blackheart_618
    @Blackheart_618 Месяц назад +2

    WAIT AYO HOLD UP SHUT UP I KNOW THIS IS ABOUT THE SPREAD YOUR LEGS MOMENT BUT MATT MERCER IS WEARING A TYPE O NEGATIVE SHIRT??!?!?!?!!??! MATT MERCER LISTENS TO TYPE O NEGATIVE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?!?!? HE LISTENS TO MY FAVORITE BAND!?!?!??!!??!!?

  • @MrJDBrophy
    @MrJDBrophy Месяц назад +1

    Where the hell is Matts mind?!?! LOL!!!

    • @R_Caine
      @R_Caine 29 дней назад +1

      Focused on avoiding another "Shiver and queef."

    • @tahrey
      @tahrey 20 дней назад +1

      Trying not to think about a pink elephant XD

  • @tahrey
    @tahrey 20 дней назад

    Has anyone tried putting Takoyaki in a taco? Taco-yaki?
    Also weren't the M9 horses all food themed too?

  • @bolggamer
    @bolggamer Месяц назад +1

    We need some Season 3 trailer analysis for Vox Machina

    • @sadknight2826
      @sadknight2826  Месяц назад +1

      Thanks for the comment. Don't have a lot of time right now to do a video on it but since you ask just for you a quick breakdown. From what I can see the spells and abilities used are explosive arrow, bramble shot, lightning arrow, wall of stone, shield of faith, spiritual weapon, bigby's hand, wild shape eagle, titanstone enlarge, deathwalker wings, grog new weapon should be Kevdak's blood axe, Percy new weapon is retort, two breath weapons fire and ice, the creature in the corpse may be a black pudding, the demon is probably Utugash a pit fiend, the devil chairs probably has to due with the devils deal with Ipkesh a cambion, in this season we should get pikes vestige and hopefully the deck of many things, the unwritten future references (meta) could be about the changes from the stream, that's everything I think I saw in the trailer thanks for the comment hope you liked your own personal breakdown can't wait for this season so I can a breakdown video each episode for you all here soon!

  • @radddish
    @radddish Месяц назад

    that was hilarious

  • @michaelwestendorf9104
    @michaelwestendorf9104 Месяц назад +2

    2:32

  • @spcwild
    @spcwild Месяц назад

    spoliers

  • @trapjohnson
    @trapjohnson Месяц назад

    Robbie, why shave tho?