Comedy Club Sashimi with Ali Kolbert | The Downside with Gianmarco Soresi

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @GianmarcoSoresi
    @GianmarcoSoresi  6 месяцев назад +3

    Get your tickets for our live taping 5/3 in Los Angeles at the legendary Comedy Store:
    thecomedystore.com/the-downside-with-gianmarco-soresi/

    • @vizzraak7229
      @vizzraak7229 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hi Gianmarco, as a huge fan of yours, I would love to see you on the Cold Cuts podcast. It’s hosted by two webcomic artists; BeetleMoses and Yolo Swag Studios. I think they’re hilarious, in both their comics and their podcast. Please consider checking them out, I know in my gut it would be a great episode.

  • @Soudrah
    @Soudrah 6 месяцев назад +25

    "What are you doing? Putting sashimi on a club rider?????" I was DYING during the sashimi disbelief

  • @hlpagel
    @hlpagel 6 месяцев назад +54

    Love Ali roasting Gianmarco's comparisons haha

    • @joeyspears6346
      @joeyspears6346 6 месяцев назад +2

      Same! He was weirdly stuck on her canceling 😅 like geez lol have some empathy man

  • @bklyngirlost
    @bklyngirlost 6 месяцев назад +37

    The song for "Russell's racism" was a delightful surprise 😂

  • @JP_doesitall
    @JP_doesitall 6 месяцев назад +59

    “Sashimi, Botox, and a breast reduction” is Gianmarco’s girlboss

    • @Djinnerator
      @Djinnerator 6 месяцев назад +1

      That line was crazy lmao

  • @stevietirado3076
    @stevietirado3076 6 месяцев назад +29

    New drinking game! Take a shot everytime GS compares himself to an A-list celeb

  • @rebeccareber113
    @rebeccareber113 6 месяцев назад +27

    Russell looks great here. Sorry to comment on his appearance, but he does.

  • @kuraidoscope
    @kuraidoscope 6 месяцев назад +16

    Ali really went on just to roast gianmarco 🤣

  • @mukesh_bombay
    @mukesh_bombay 6 месяцев назад +20

    I hate how normalized things like Botox and fillers are :/ it fosters unhealthy beauty standards

  • @jiiuux2
    @jiiuux2 6 месяцев назад +18

    i had a dream about gianmarco soresi and julia from american high shorts (on youtube)
    im like half awake right now but im just going to say that i DISTINCTLY remember telling her
    “yeah, gianmarco is a really great comedian!! one of his strengths is crowd work, however, one of his weaknesses is that he’ll have a mental breakdown at some point. but in a week he’ll be happy gianmarco sooo”
    and everyone i talked to kept calling him depressed gianmarco (different from normal gianmarco…?)
    also the whole plot of the dream was gianmarco having a mental breakdown, thats what prompted me telling julia that because she was my running buddy…??? help

    • @ambylam
      @ambylam 6 месяцев назад +9

      lmao this is so weird, Gianmarco has been infiltrating my dreams also

    • @jiiuux2
      @jiiuux2 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@ambylam really??? 😭

    • @ambylam
      @ambylam 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@jiiuux2yes! I don't remember much but most recently it was in a living room with white couches, Russell was there, and somebody else I don't remember, and the only thing I really remember is Gianmarco laughing extremely hard.

    • @jiiuux2
      @jiiuux2 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@ambylam i bet it was a real fun dream 😭!!

    • @dead.dummy678
      @dead.dummy678 6 месяцев назад +2

      You make me wish for Gianmarco to be in my dreams 😭

  • @NeekieBonakdar
    @NeekieBonakdar 6 месяцев назад +19

    I find Ali saying no one is a victim to be a bit… off mark. At least personally. Like there are definitely people who are victims 😭 I dont know if I misunderstood her but that part was a bit… 😬

  • @graysonwieneke186
    @graysonwieneke186 6 месяцев назад +8

    I'm with Russel on the sashimi bit XD There is sometimes half decent sushi to be found in smaller towns but the thing is most of these places don't doordash/pickup.

  • @mukesh_bombay
    @mukesh_bombay 6 месяцев назад +27

    "anxiety isn't a disorder," wrongly says Ali, who, I think, 10 minutes before, was decrying internet doctorates?

    • @ambylam
      @ambylam 6 месяцев назад +25

      the lack of self awareness during that part was astounding.

    • @deyeatdapoopoo7582
      @deyeatdapoopoo7582 6 месяцев назад +11

      That and "no one's a victim... To me". And then trying to make it seem like anyone that's talking about someone from the past being abusive means they badmouth everyone (or even most people).
      Or saying you had an abusive ex is a bad look because there's something that made you fall in love with them, not realizing that some people get together with either abusive people because they don't want to be alone or that people can change over time, some for the better and others not.
      Some pretty horrible things to say.

    • @ambylam
      @ambylam 6 месяцев назад +14

      it seems like she believes she, as an outside observer, has the ability to tell which relationships are legitimately abusive from ones where people are simply incompatible, which I find to be an arrogant belief.
      she also seems to have completely missed the idea that abusive people are intentionally manipulative, so they are good at hiding their abuse and making the people they victimize seem crazy. Idk if it's caused by privilege or just a lack of empathy, but it's not a good look either way.

  • @TommyNicoletti
    @TommyNicoletti 6 месяцев назад +6

    That fucking Werewolf moon shot joke is a fucking sleeper hit. I hope you use that one stage, silly shit is PRIMEO comedy

  • @punkyyetgeeky
    @punkyyetgeeky 6 месяцев назад +10

    Honestly gonna need more lesbian comedians on here pls get Ashley Gavin i would be so happy

    • @emmyrose233
      @emmyrose233 6 месяцев назад +5

      I will die happy if they get Jessica Kirson on the pod

    • @punkyyetgeeky
      @punkyyetgeeky 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@emmyrose233 literally yes

    • @corvacopia
      @corvacopia 4 месяца назад

      She was on the podcast a couple years ago

  • @marioksoresalhillick299
    @marioksoresalhillick299 6 месяцев назад +3

    I sympathize w your plight in going from America to Australia... I have done this several times both ways during my teenagehood in Economy Class and it is very much *not fun* ! It's fun to watch the movies and just not be "in the real world" for a certain long amount of time, though tbf.

  • @dead.dummy678
    @dead.dummy678 6 месяцев назад +2

    Digged through Gianmarco's IG for the hiphop videos. May have missed them but I did find him doing the role of a toilet, so I guess that's a win.

  • @irmakaneli
    @irmakaneli 6 месяцев назад +2

    Great episode, lots of laughs and fun. The sashimi talk 😂

  • @Djinnerator
    @Djinnerator 6 месяцев назад +4

    Putting sashimi on a rider for a club is wild. I'd be scared go do that even on the coast where fresh fish is easy to come by lol

  • @TommyNicoletti
    @TommyNicoletti 6 месяцев назад +3

    The bigger sesh room is SOO fucking cool.
    Haven’t been to the smaller room

  • @planningpersonlaidbackdeep1273
    @planningpersonlaidbackdeep1273 6 месяцев назад +2

    Bei g the producer in the bavkground laughi g at these has to be carazee😂

  • @M1ntt806
    @M1ntt806 6 месяцев назад +12

    Ali comes off as so standoffish and angry at Gianmarco for deigining her to stoop to the level of a normal podcast lol. Seriously though, the banter did feel a bit more mean spirited than other pods we've seen on here.

    • @josiee0874
      @josiee0874 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yes she keeps trying to correct him. Let the man live his life! So much unsolicited advice.

    • @GaelleKh
      @GaelleKh 3 месяца назад +2

      i listen to the podcast on spotify and i looked for the video on youtube to go through the comments and see if someone felt like this too.

  • @planningpersonlaidbackdeep1273
    @planningpersonlaidbackdeep1273 6 месяцев назад +2

    Were I live it is 80 miles to the nearest sushimi😂😂😂

  • @ginaperrotta3823
    @ginaperrotta3823 6 месяцев назад +1

    Absolutely LOVE that Ali was on here! Subscribed to the channel just because of her 😊

  • @CatarinaStone
    @CatarinaStone 6 месяцев назад +6

    hehe just watched the latest WHGS episode with ali so this is funny

  • @stephben8042
    @stephben8042 6 месяцев назад +3

    Sashimi rider is hilarious

  • @Lerkero
    @Lerkero 6 месяцев назад +3

    42:14 - its so funny that people cant inmocently say that they "love kids" anymore

  • @emmyrose233
    @emmyrose233 6 месяцев назад +2

    When are the Russell's dog dying and Russell's racism jingles gonna be on Spotify?

  • @seansteckley
    @seansteckley 6 месяцев назад +2

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself

  • @JY-xq3bf
    @JY-xq3bf 6 месяцев назад +1

    From a midewest state as an Asian, it ain’t that terrible. All the fish imported here is frozen so to think otherwise is silly

  • @seansteckley
    @seansteckley 6 месяцев назад +5

    The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
    In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
    The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube 5 месяцев назад

    Narcissistic Personality Disorder is very rare. Clinical levels of anxiety are very common. A specific anxiety disorder is somewhat common, but it is also a temporary symptom of other issues. When I was diagnosed with ADHD at 28, they also gave me an anti anxiety medicine. The uncontrolled anxiety was caused by the uncontrolled ADHD so I didn't need the medication for long. But I did have clinical levels of anxiety for a while. And specific anxiety disorders are also not all that unusual. It is a much more common mental health issue than narcissism. And it is exacerbated by the economic conditions young people face which have been getting progressively worse for the last 50 years. It was very hard being a young person in the early 2000s when I was young. It is much harder now.

  • @harrytucker4778
    @harrytucker4778 6 месяцев назад +5

    Ali: Nobody is a victim.
    Also Ali: Why are you asking me questions about my life? Is this some sort of comedy podcast?

  • @RainUnderscore1
    @RainUnderscore1 6 месяцев назад

    Ali Kolbert is rapping good

  • @planningpersonlaidbackdeep1273
    @planningpersonlaidbackdeep1273 6 месяцев назад +2

    No one outside NYC or LA knows what sasheemee is lol. Some poor sap has to google it

  • @kylecat98
    @kylecat98 6 месяцев назад

    54:40 best joke I've heard all year and the men just ignore it.

  • @g_way
    @g_way 6 месяцев назад

    Hey Gianmarco, I told my parents about us.

  • @mukesh_bombay
    @mukesh_bombay 6 месяцев назад +2

    Gianmarco is a Cane???

  • @jt1973
    @jt1973 5 месяцев назад

    Nah ngl she got you with the age thing. Your feelings are valid but also, the most accomplished comedians people tend to know are older white guys with a lot of experience, precisely because they are seen as ageing into their jobs/roles (as it is elsewhere in the workforce for men in general). Obviously there are exceptions.

  • @laurenasalways4806
    @laurenasalways4806 6 месяцев назад

    Okay horse euthanasia info by way of my manager who grew up in a horse family
    Don't read if animal death is gonna ruin your day
    Putting down horses is a bummer because they're huge and they collapse and it's a whole affair
    Some vets will administer a sleeping medication first, but the horse still collapses suddenly
    You don't do it while the horses are asleep because you pay a lot extra for an after-hours vet call (capitalism am I right)
    Also
    You gotta dispose of the body
    Your vet's not gonna cremate it, so you have to bury it
    Which means sometimes dragging the horse's corpse around with a backhoe
    Or chaining it to a truck
    Why you put horses down
    They're suffering, but also
    Horses are very expensive, especially if you don't have land so you have someone else house and feed it
    So everyday that horse is alive and suffering
    You're paying for it
    Like around $100 a day or more in some cases
    Horses can die of broken hearts
    They form deep bonds with other horses so
    (This is wild)
    Some people will put down a healthy horse if its bonded partner is being put down
    Because these massive beasts have fragile hearts
    And why make it suffer the loss of its lifelong friend if the grief will kill it too
    Please feel free to correct below, I am a secondhand source of info but goddamn if I had to learn it maybe so should you