60 DAYS IN (DETAILED REVIEW and REACTION) - A CELLMATE DISASTER

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @lockdown23and1
    @lockdown23and1  4 года назад +472

    IM HAVING A BLAST DOING THESE!
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    • @CaliKuttzClips
      @CaliKuttzClips 4 года назад +1

      Always enjoy watching these ! Learn a lot and laugh a lot! P.S what do you do for a living !?

    • @MetalPhlex
      @MetalPhlex 4 года назад +1

      Keep it up brother! It's good to have a visual example as well as the amazing commentary you always provide brother, it makes everything more realistic and honestly entertaining!! Keep up the amazing work brother, God bless you and the family, take care and stay safe!

    • @kkmobilehose7684
      @kkmobilehose7684 4 года назад +1

      🤙

    • @eddiearniwhatever
      @eddiearniwhatever 4 года назад +4

      we're having a blast watching em!!!

    • @gagetucker8904
      @gagetucker8904 4 года назад +2

      Lockdown 23and1 I hated living in Fulton county man fear of having to go to that damn jail man

  • @SevnDuece16
    @SevnDuece16 3 года назад +198

    Nice to see this gentleman out of prison and educating individuals on the system. Keep positive brother

    • @mmatthews61687
      @mmatthews61687 3 года назад +2

      Hes definitely a gentleman. You can tell he got a conscience, feels remorse, and is very empathetic towards those who have it or had it real bad. Seems like a guy with a great character who takes care of the people in his life that he loves, no matter what it takes to do so. At least that's how I read our boy Death.

    • @psychotropictraveler514
      @psychotropictraveler514 3 года назад +8

      @Slit 444 yes, because its impossible for new fans to exist..

    • @jonathanlawson4667
      @jonathanlawson4667 3 года назад +1

      @Slit 444 seems you're a idiot and a smart ass punk

    • @Peakfreud
      @Peakfreud 3 года назад

      Fk Dat!!!
      Good to see a positive brother down here the comments, the *Cess Pool*
      Of communication.
      #Respect

  • @richardbossman9875
    @richardbossman9875 4 года назад +284

    " I've been to prison twice and now I've turned my life around ". That's truly something to be proud of, I wish more people could do the same instead of staying trapped in their past.

    • @kabe1799
      @kabe1799 3 года назад +10

      There are more of us. People screwing up is usually much more interesting to hear or read about than getting back to a normal life.
      (I've also been a couple times and spent years locked up)

    • @QuinnieMae
      @QuinnieMae 3 года назад +5

      @@kabe1799 Congrats to you for (it sounds like) getting your freedom and your life back, Kurt. Keep it up 💯💜

    • @SgtMars
      @SgtMars 3 года назад +6

      You know what's truly something to be proud of? To not ever go to prison.

    • @joesickler5888
      @joesickler5888 3 года назад +6

      If people had options for good jobs after, this wouldn’t be as big of a problem.

    • @knolez1546
      @knolez1546 2 года назад +14

      Good on ya man. I can relate.
      I have done 5 sentences. Lost most of my 20s and 4 years of my 30s inside. 13years all up.
      What changed? I got clean this time around and got full time work. Been clean and free for 3 years on the 13th of this month.

  • @Wombats-1
    @Wombats-1 3 года назад +94

    It's so funny watching the inmates sniffing out the plant. It's like a pack of dogs when they are introduced to a new member of the group. All the packs tails simultaneously point down until they are all comfortable and they all start wagging. It's pretty damn funny

    • @chaytonhurlow840
      @chaytonhurlow840 9 месяцев назад

      Live like a dog long enough and you become one.

    • @chaytonhurlow840
      @chaytonhurlow840 9 месяцев назад

      Live like a dog long enough and you become one.

    • @chaytonhurlow840
      @chaytonhurlow840 9 месяцев назад

      Live like a dog long enough and you become one.

  • @jeremynewhouse6530
    @jeremynewhouse6530 4 года назад +155

    Did 9 months in a regional jail and was one of 3 white dudes in a pod of 45 men. I never had a single problem. I was respectful, played cards even gambled a little. 90% percent of the time if ya don’t borrow things you can’t pay back or run up debt on the table and give people the respect they deserve things go pretty smooth.

    • @jamiegrowthanddevelopment9664
      @jamiegrowthanddevelopment9664 2 года назад +15

      Word it's not a problem if you carry yourself correctly.

    • @nunceccemortiferiscultu7826
      @nunceccemortiferiscultu7826 2 года назад +19

      Yeah, its that 10% that can cost you your life though.

    • @jamiegrowthanddevelopment9664
      @jamiegrowthanddevelopment9664 2 года назад

      @@nunceccemortiferiscultu7826 nope it wont unless you create it. You mind your own and stick to basics you good in the hood. 1% chance you get shanked by some crazy mofo I'll give you that but it's very rare.

    • @JuanGonzalez-956
      @JuanGonzalez-956 2 года назад +3

      In hidalgo county jail you can be respectful all you want there are some punks tho that'll test you regardless Texas don't play.

    • @Genghis.K
      @Genghis.K Год назад

      Shut up fool

  • @PolakDave445
    @PolakDave445 3 года назад +35

    If there's ever another Get Hard movie... you should be in it lmaoo perfect dude for that shit. You got that cell humor

  • @jeremymyer2815
    @jeremymyer2815 4 года назад +648

    I laughed so hard at the inmate farting. Lol. That guy needs a lock in a sock

    • @Lilgus84
      @Lilgus84 4 года назад +50

      Jeremy Myer yo I’m dying over here in laughter. Second time when he spread his legs and farted I had tears coming outta my eyes.

    • @CarlAquaForce
      @CarlAquaForce 4 года назад +15

      I legit almost choked on a french fry..

    • @brettnecessary2266
      @brettnecessary2266 4 года назад +62

      That dude the first time he farted and said "Ive been holding that in for you" should have had his ass beat

    • @smoothpotato957
      @smoothpotato957 4 года назад +1

      Philip Thompson learn how to English you goofy fuck, I can’t understand you

    • @itsyaboy490
      @itsyaboy490 4 года назад +30

      That would have been an instant fade. The second time he did that shit.

  • @jslaughterofthesoul4939
    @jslaughterofthesoul4939 4 года назад +231

    Barbiturates are the joints our dads and moms were popping when they were young and dumb. The pills that gave grandma that thousand yard stare

    • @13ivanogre13
      @13ivanogre13 4 года назад +4

      The good stuff!

    • @ScottishThings
      @ScottishThings 4 года назад +24

      Thats diazepam (valium) mummas little helper

    • @sirn-dimetyltryptamin9580
      @sirn-dimetyltryptamin9580 4 года назад +16

      Quaaludes :D

    • @d.b2664
      @d.b2664 4 года назад +4

      J slaughter of the soul what are you 13? Because we have been and still do pop those joints

    • @ecreacher3515
      @ecreacher3515 4 года назад +1

      Yeah barbs were big with ppl on methadone too

  • @tornadoesdontstopspinnin6271
    @tornadoesdontstopspinnin6271 3 года назад +17

    23 and1 is awesome. He's been through some shit but he's got a great personality. He finds humor in everything. I love it!

  • @XDarkVivi
    @XDarkVivi 4 года назад +56

    After watching about 4-5 reaction videos I'm sitting here thinkin, "I wouldn't mind seeing him volunteer. A lot of situations I'd love to see his reaction."

    • @TheSJStriker
      @TheSJStriker 2 года назад +2

      He should do his own reality show 😄

    • @kayla123ism
      @kayla123ism Год назад

      I wish we could choose the people who volunteer like they sign up and then the fans pick their favorites. I want death and droppin hits to go in 😂 I just want to see how they would react to some of the stuff that’ happens in there

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 Месяц назад

      @@kayla123ismWho and who?

  • @eddieb.8135
    @eddieb.8135 4 года назад +88

    "Nah im good bro, but lemme get YOUR patty homie!" Lol that shits hilarious dude. 👍😂👍
    "Now he's lookin at HIS patty"

    • @yournopatriot3704
      @yournopatriot3704 4 года назад +4

      Very true though it's pentintiary humour you learn it quick to deal with these type of situations

    • @rtk90083
      @rtk90083 3 года назад +7

      Lmfao, i about died when he said "hit em with the reverse psychology" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀🤣🤣

    • @eddieb.8135
      @eddieb.8135 3 года назад +4

      @@rtk90083 Yep lol. Same, I lost it at that. 😅

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 Месяц назад

      “Nah I’m good bro, but lemme kick it with your gurl tonight homie!”
      “You know what……. I’m cool with that fam! Just not too rough with her, al’rite? She don’t like it hard like that.”

    • @Cyd98
      @Cyd98 4 дня назад

      @@davemccage7918sounds like blue collar workers in the Midwest just with a hood accent lol

  • @DNiceCharmCity
    @DNiceCharmCity 2 года назад +13

    I been in prison myself and it's not a great career move.. If anyone never been behind the walls, congratulations and continue to be successful in life. 💯💪👍

    • @theskyizblue2day431
      @theskyizblue2day431 9 месяцев назад

      What did you do? Not judging just intrigued. Been to jail five times in my youth but never prison

  • @felicitycardenas9246
    @felicitycardenas9246 4 года назад +95

    Lmao! When the dude says ive done about 35 years and the screen goes to him and all you hear is " Professional weed grower you put me in here with"😂😂💀

  • @MoPieRobinson
    @MoPieRobinson 4 года назад +45

    "And then hes looking at HIS steak like NO DEAL NO DEAL" Lmfaaoooo That reversal jank.

  • @dbourassa8210
    @dbourassa8210 3 года назад +6

    I'm loving your channel and seeing how the jails are over there. Glad to see you making something of your life after jail too, big respect to you👊. I'm from the UK and not long out from a 7 stretch, starting a fresh again. Feel for the guy with the farty pad mate! I had a pad mate in my last jail who had a bad arse like that! Nightmare bro. A proper test of my patience I tell you. During the corona lockdown too, in a B cat local which is like supermax over there. 23 hours a day lockdown, many days the full 24, so no peace from it. Also what you said about jails resembling psyc wards these days over there, same over hear. Jail has changed a lot since I first started going in back in the early 90s. It's not what it was or I've changed! Grown out of it and grown up! Anyway keep up the good work, onwards and upwards 👊

  • @codyowings9895
    @codyowings9895 4 года назад +92

    He was a paramedic so he was stealing shit from the ambulance or whatever. Barbituates are like tranquilizers,

    • @Lilgus84
      @Lilgus84 4 года назад

      Cody Owings Xanax is under barbiturate.

    • @codyowings9895
      @codyowings9895 4 года назад +54

      @@Lilgus84 No xanax is a benzo

    • @CarlAquaForce
      @CarlAquaForce 4 года назад

      Reds.

    • @CarlAquaForce
      @CarlAquaForce 4 года назад +6

      @@Lilgus84 uh , wrong..

    • @kookuclock
      @kookuclock 4 года назад +19

      Phenobarbital is a barbiturate. Benzodiazepines are alprazolam (xanz), clonazepam(k-pinz), diazepam(valium) etc..

  • @poincianacouponing268
    @poincianacouponing268 4 года назад +34

    As a black woman anyone with HALF A BRAIN understood what you meant. No problems. Real ones know what you meant. 💛✊🏽

  • @areyoutheregoditsmedave
    @areyoutheregoditsmedave 3 года назад +14

    Bro that jail looks so good and the COs are doing a good job because it’s all being filmed.

  • @buddyguy7175
    @buddyguy7175 4 года назад +12

    Love this type of content. Explaining the real life scenarios from someone that has been there. Good stuff dude

  • @Better_Livin
    @Better_Livin 4 года назад +54

    As soon as my woman looks down at her phone, i stop talking. i know damn well you ain't listening.

    • @smoothpotato957
      @smoothpotato957 4 года назад +4

      Yup, these females don’t know how to focus on more than one thing

    • @noahblue569
      @noahblue569 4 года назад +4

      Jacob Fisher legit nobody can focus on more than one thing at a time it’s been proven by science

    • @lotsapoppa994
      @lotsapoppa994 4 года назад +4

      @@noahblue569 This is false lol, your brain and eyes have evolved over the years to perceive and deal with multiple layers and objects. Go try to do this science thing again.

    • @pixelroze2868
      @pixelroze2868 4 года назад +1

      Lol must be boring

    • @2BsYummySoles
      @2BsYummySoles 4 года назад +3

      @@lotsapoppa994 I think he meant focus. Focus is a bit different than just being able to do something.
      You don't need to focus to be able to walk or blink so you can easily do both.
      But there are things that take focus or a lot of usage from the brain in order to actually do and not half ass.
      Like, you can't type and listen or read in detail at the same time. One of them will have less focus than the other.
      I know there is context where you can but for the most part you can't have two in depth seperate conversations at the same time unless you shift your focus. But that's not doing it at the same time. Some things require undivided attention and stuff like that is typically one of them.
      Another example is in games if something is really difficult you begin to focus and block everything out. You can't focus on a conversation while in that mode or anything else that takes a lot of concentration

  • @jimbonelly1
    @jimbonelly1 2 года назад +3

    You were on point with your recall of past stories and past tips, and tied it with the current situations on 60 days in. I wish u did some more high energy talk like that more often

  • @ThenewMattClark.Canadaprison
    @ThenewMattClark.Canadaprison 4 года назад +161

    He's getting cooked for that fart. Straight up.

    • @rhysjones1108
      @rhysjones1108 4 года назад +2

      The new Matt Clark love your videos bro!

    • @CarlAquaForce
      @CarlAquaForce 4 года назад +1

      Till he sleeps.

    • @codyowings9895
      @codyowings9895 4 года назад +4

      @@rhysjones1108 Broo I'm grabbing that dude by his legs & he's coming off that top bunk!

    • @codyowings9895
      @codyowings9895 4 года назад +10

      @@midevlegameingshoo1588 Ohh you one of those.. You just gonna sit there & let dude violate you like that? Tough or not, win or lose, you HAVE to stand up for yourself

    • @rhysjones1108
      @rhysjones1108 4 года назад +6

      Tim Frank are you talking shit in a RUclips comment section calling someone else a bitch ass? Look in the mirror, goof

  • @mustardmike07
    @mustardmike07 3 года назад +15

    Just started watching your videos. Much respect for what you're doing and telling it like it is inside. The struggle in lockdown is real. Spent a year in the hole on some bs cuz I wouldn't snitch out my roomie.

  • @Hatemode_NJ
    @Hatemode_NJ 3 года назад +15

    One of my co-workers is one of those people that can't read people and it's so bizarre. He'll start talking to you and can't tell you want to be left alone. Even after you tell him like hey I'm busy he'll acknowledge it and then keep going. Then on top of it even if you try to humor him... When it's your turn to talk or 'relate' to what he's saying... as soon as you start you talk he'll talk over you and cut you off mid-setence, maybe he will let you finish and then start talking like you never said anything, or literally just walk away as you're talking. It's beyond weird and annoying. Certified maniac. Well because of that and other features of his personality I believe he's a textbook narcissist.

  • @LinaP
    @LinaP 4 года назад +38

    "There's certain people that don't know when to shut the hell up". Maaaaan...you talking about my sister and she's on the outside and still no escaping her. LOL

    • @martian6865
      @martian6865 3 года назад +1

      Shut up

    • @dosidicusgigas1376
      @dosidicusgigas1376 Месяц назад

      The only escape I see is to become a a special operator for the Illuminati, as a super-agent with a new and untracable identity, you just might get by.
      Best of luck 🎉

  • @justmike6377
    @justmike6377 4 года назад +10

    Years ago I was in a county/regional jail and when I got to the block some animated characters pointed me in the wrong direction. About 3-4 months later COs came in, saw it was anarchy, told us to straighten it out, we had an hour, and I moved into my new, single man cell. If you haven't guessed they were clowning me but at the time I didn't know nor care. My celly was on disability or something and had steady money on his books so I ate good. It was a cool block, the people in there helped the time pass. It makes a huge difference.

  • @InsanePaco
    @InsanePaco 8 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you for your content. I love watching it, it puts me back into a place where I do NOT want to ever go back to being locked up and it's great to have that grounding effect. Thank you.

  • @PieLane
    @PieLane 4 года назад +347

    I'd pay money to watch livestreams of prisons throughout the world. A monthly subscription to watch live. That would be so cool.

  • @glenrovid3626
    @glenrovid3626 4 года назад +11

    Couldn't stop laughing. This was a good review. I like the fact that you identify things most people don't even notice. Keep doing these kind of reviews

  • @lestatsluv317
    @lestatsluv317 3 года назад +8

    Barbiturates are primarily used as a seizure medication. Phenobarbital is an example.
    I love your channel! I love what you are doing. I have never been locked up but every single member of my family except my sister, my grandma, and me have either done time in jail or prison and so has everyone I grew up with. And I think the way prisoners are treated in America is disgusting. And because not everyone knows an ex con, it's been easy for society to ignore all of the inhumane things that go on in there. But with Jail TikTok and channels like yours, people can hear and see what's up and they can start to prisoners as human beings. That might change the perceptions people have of the entire system in my opinion. Plus, you can kind of prepare people who are unfortunately about to do time.
    You have a wonderful story to tell because you were able to turn things around. Now you can be inspiration for others coming out to see that change is possible for them and they don't have to stay on the road that led them to prison in the first place.

    • @Danny___Riot
      @Danny___Riot Год назад

      Yea my dog takes phenobarbital for seizures. Sometimes I’ll steal one to treat my anxiety attacks. The dog doesn’t go without it, his vet overprescribes the stuff so it’s not like I’m putting him at risk of a seizure by denying his meds.

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 Год назад +1

      Its what people got into before benzos basically, still pretty highly sought after illlegally, anybody involved selling drugs would have heard of it i would think so not so suspect.

    • @tylerkinley268
      @tylerkinley268 Год назад

      Barbiturates are crazy. Much harder to find these days, but I remember those. Black out!

  • @butthurt1338
    @butthurt1338 4 года назад +19

    Dude, your making this show hilarious. You should send one to A&E and get paid

  • @jeezy4764
    @jeezy4764 4 года назад +26

    That reverse psychology with the patties had me rolling lmaooo

  • @maxattack9567
    @maxattack9567 3 года назад +4

    Bro you hit the nail on the head,man being locked down in a cell for extended periods of time like to drive a man crazy. Hate that shit enough to never go back.

  • @ILoveAnchovies334
    @ILoveAnchovies334 4 года назад +22

    “barbiturates...? i never heard of bababartuates?”
    oh boy Death

    • @miikkahursti9975
      @miikkahursti9975 3 года назад +1

      Yeah..I was thinking the same..Barbie s were some weird shit

  • @jimofaotearoa3636
    @jimofaotearoa3636 3 года назад +16

    Binge watching all these one year later and it's like ol' death himself has become Netflix..,.these are seriously that good. He explains what needs explaining and we can have a laugh or two but he always sees the humanity in the situation and the people. He gives people their dues and he pays his respects... he is authentic...and these days on YT thats saying a lot.

  • @shieldmaiden1318
    @shieldmaiden1318 3 года назад +15

    I was in 22 and 2 for 5 months and the vent system blew cold air in my cell like the tundra. I used to use oatmeal to glue a piece of paper to the vent. One damn civil war looking blanket. It was so boring I used to do things like see how much water I could drink lol. I made a board game called "the streets", like the goal is to get off them. Carved game pieces out of soap and made dice out of toilet paper paper mache. An urban dictionary of words you hear in the block.

    • @Hhuhbvhjbhjb
      @Hhuhbvhjbhjb 2 года назад

      I use to use tooth paste as tape I'd eat my oatmeal

    • @shieldmaiden1318
      @shieldmaiden1318 2 года назад +2

      @@Hhuhbvhjbhjb it was a hard decision to give up that spoonful of oatmeal. I was sooooo hungry. I’m 5’10 and I’m sure they calculated the minimum calorie needs of someone 5’5 as average so between that, freezing my a** off and exercising nonstop bc I have restless leg syndrome, I came out so skinny.

    • @DetectiveTrupo203
      @DetectiveTrupo203 2 года назад +1

      "See how much water i could drink" lmao I feel you brother

    • @shieldmaiden1318
      @shieldmaiden1318 2 года назад

      @@DetectiveTrupo203 I'm a woman but that's ok we all feel the pain

    • @shieldmaiden1318
      @shieldmaiden1318 2 года назад

      @@DetectiveTrupo203 did you make hooch?

  • @1spore2
    @1spore2 4 года назад +18

    That guy punked down when buddy said "I've been holding that for.you". He should've shown that guy what's up

    • @rawdawg15
      @rawdawg15 3 года назад

      wait until he reaches his arm over the bed and grab it with two hands and toss him off the bunk and pummel him

  • @kickz_plug
    @kickz_plug 4 года назад +14

    I Cant Lie, I be waiting on these reviews Bro!!

  • @Blksheep45
    @Blksheep45 3 года назад +2

    I just found this channel last night. I can't stop watching these vids!! Not only is the man hilarious, but he has life saving info as well. I saved that burrito vid too. I think I'm gonna try that next payday.

  • @johnarowe9471
    @johnarowe9471 4 года назад +8

    Ole Death is great. Always keeping the content fresh and different. I never get bored with this channel. Dude is a riot too bro. Hey Death thanks for keeping me entertained !

  • @yournopatriot3704
    @yournopatriot3704 4 года назад +47

    Damn dude farted like 8 inches from his cellies head lol

  • @QuinnieMae
    @QuinnieMae 3 года назад +7

    "Nobody uses literature like that in prison!" 🤣💯 _GodDAMN_ this man is funny! And the best part of that funniness is that I don't know if _he_ knows how hilarious he is. He's just doing himself and that's _golden_ - love this channnnellllllllll 🥰😂😎

  • @CC-ed9lf
    @CC-ed9lf 4 года назад +5

    People would look at you on the street and think one thing but everyone who watches your videos knows how you are. Maybe more people should do similar things in life to show the world that they aren't just what you see. Keep up the good work.

  • @paulssportscards2078
    @paulssportscards2078 4 года назад +18

    Ya buddy another great vid Josh keep doing them big things brother dam not long ago you had 1k subs wowser how time flies . Much love and respect to you and yours brother from MN

    • @lockdown23and1
      @lockdown23and1  4 года назад +9

      You been here a while man salute to you thank you!

    • @paulssportscards2078
      @paulssportscards2078 4 года назад +1

      @@lockdown23and1 I'll be here forever brother you got the realest channel on the tube and you are a huge inspiration to me and and many others out there . We greatly appreciate everything you do brother. Take care and God bless . Let's keep climbing for that million

  • @skipradcliff
    @skipradcliff 10 месяцев назад +2

    I was a fresh 18 first time I went to jail.
    20 cells and 3 people to a cell, 2 on the bunk and 1 on the floor between the toilet and the window.
    I went in the pod at like 3am.
    Got up, ate, rolled up my cot after and jus sat on top of it, arms on my knees, really jus chillin.
    Bottom cellie looked over and said "you aren't gonna cry are ya" 😶

  • @TenThumbsProductions
    @TenThumbsProductions 3 года назад +45

    I was in a bad mood and then 18:00 happened.

  • @mikee8244
    @mikee8244 4 года назад +43

    20:52 jeez , he just ripped a hole in the space time continuum.

    • @rustywallace3719
      @rustywallace3719 4 года назад +2

      Mike E ok doc tell marty its time to go back to the future😜😜😜😲😲😲

    • @JOHNDENVER4848
      @JOHNDENVER4848 4 года назад +3

      Hey bro first time I've ever watched one of your videos and I like your commentary you're funny bro I've been to jail in and out my whole life and you're correct about what you say pretty accurate so I'll subscribe to you for sure keep up the good work my friend

  • @stoogler180
    @stoogler180 2 года назад +1

    “I been holding that in for you!” Classic stuff.

  • @christiandominguez4279
    @christiandominguez4279 4 года назад +6

    You got me in a rabbit hole 😂 your channel has gotten me through quarantine. Keep it up hermano.

  • @ericl.8454
    @ericl.8454 4 года назад +9

    Death love these reviews man, so entertaining

  • @YTjndallas
    @YTjndallas 3 года назад +7

    “Salisbury steak?” We called all that sh!t “Mystery Meat!”

  • @mikehatcher5533
    @mikehatcher5533 4 года назад +7

    Love these review videos, learn a lot from it, and you’re funny as all hell had me rolling on the floor, stay clean my brother keep up the good work later from Texas

  • @azusa1722
    @azusa1722 3 года назад +12

    My time i was cool with pretty much everybody but I never accepted anything and I just minded my own business- yea shit got hot a few times and you deal with it but as long as you show confidence they won’t fuck with you -

  • @TribeOfTruth-RiverGarner
    @TribeOfTruth-RiverGarner 2 года назад +4

    The bologne tray was my favorite tray. It always traded at a good price. You could get a bologne lunch tray for like 2 ramen or even 1 ramen. Which was such a good deal considering the real nutrients.

  • @BiggRich95
    @BiggRich95 4 года назад +24

    "Ill never forget" over here sounding like larry lawton lmao

    • @millerman3129
      @millerman3129 3 года назад

      Aps,Larry and death need to do a video as a trio

  • @ellendarling2638
    @ellendarling2638 4 года назад +13

    Would be interesting to see an interview with a inmate that was in jail with any of the 60 days in contestant

  • @KenSpears313
    @KenSpears313 3 года назад +6

    I watched this when u first uploaded it n it’s still fkn hilarious 😂 dude was straight dawgin homeboy Harry Potter Lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ibanezsinister1
    @ibanezsinister1 4 года назад +79

    When we farted at MSP we would sit on the toilet and flush as we fart, takes it right down the pipes.

    • @williamgoboff1772
      @williamgoboff1772 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @bulldogbruce2683
      @bulldogbruce2683 4 года назад +3

      Lool

    • @whoopdeedo83
      @whoopdeedo83 4 года назад +6

      Exactly! Same way when I was down. You also did a courtesy flush, meaning you flushed as you were shitting not just after you were done.

    • @giggityeffyou
      @giggityeffyou 4 года назад +5

      whoopdeedoo
      I once heard a bathroom attendant at a bar ask the guy taking a shit, to do a courtesy flush lol. I wonder if that bathroom attendant did some time

    • @whoopdeedo83
      @whoopdeedo83 4 года назад +5

      @@giggityeffyou haha probably. Cant say I've ever heard the words "courtesy flush" outside of jail/prison.

  • @jbweld6193
    @jbweld6193 4 года назад +20

    Those cats that wont shut the hell up.. yeah I work with a few death. They are narcistic, they just talk to hear themselves, they actually dont listen at all.

  • @ivanvanogre-nd1sw
    @ivanvanogre-nd1sw Год назад +1

    This 'Head Honcho' thing is true.
    I was homeless a long time ago and the guy who ran the shelter at night belonged to the Hawaii Boys, the gang that actually ran the homeless shelter.
    I was working full-time on Swing shift and I came back late and he challenged me at the door, saying, "Hey, I'll let you in but all I want is a soda pop", gesturing towards the pop machine.
    I immediately said no, politely,, and stood there and stared at him. He paused for a moment and let me in without me buying him anything.
    They were only 50 cents but it didn't matter. All I could see was paying him money every night and I was only making $4.00 per hour, which is guaranteed to keep you homeless.
    So, early on I was working the Graveyard shift so I was allowed to lay on the floor with a sheet during the day when all of the regular homeless were forced to leave. This did not go down well with the actual Hawaiians that lived there permanently. I was an uppity haole.
    The guy that ran the place stood up for me though. I was laying there on the floor with a single sheet over my face and upper body and everybody was there. I could see through that sheet but no one ever knew this.
    He stepped up in front of all of them and he pointed down at me and told all of them that I was the best haole in that place and that I was to be left alone.
    They did as he said.
    What a wonderful experience that was! I thought I was a nobody. Especially a haole like me, a White man from the Mainland. We were hated and despised. And on top of all that I was a Security Guard!
    I was kind and polite to everyone but I didn't put up with no bullshit and they respected that.
    I am thankful.

  • @kamrankaramooz9248
    @kamrankaramooz9248 4 года назад +16

    Dude that shit is hilarious.... "I've been holding that in for you" - He blew ass all over that guy

    • @Danny-cq9sl
      @Danny-cq9sl 3 года назад

      I would have told him he needs a summer's eve that shit smells like rotten P***Y he went out like a punk he was testing him to see if he would do anything that'll get your stuff taken for letting something like that go

  • @slimmy41oh84
    @slimmy41oh84 4 года назад +4

    Bro you would be a chill ass cellie to be locked with. Salute to the grind on the channel man, keep the good content coming bro!!!

  • @travistharp4215
    @travistharp4215 2 года назад +5

    I hated getting pulled out for no reason everyone questioned me afterwards and turns out it was a visit or the dentist finally showed something normal

  • @rosco600
    @rosco600 4 года назад +26

    When you fart in jail sit on the urinal and flush the toilet that's how you do it

    • @Ben-qm9zq
      @Ben-qm9zq 4 года назад +1

      EXACTLY! 💯

    • @Ben-qm9zq
      @Ben-qm9zq 4 года назад +4

      EXACTLY! Only sometimes celly got a little somethin hidin out and you could end up catchin a case. Know who u with

    • @rosco600
      @rosco600 4 года назад +1

      Only 2 flushes an hour, damn I guess in that case give your celly a heads up before you blow ass lmao...

    • @Ben-qm9zq
      @Ben-qm9zq 4 года назад +1

      @Daniel Griffin OH SHYT... That's fkd up

    • @kevinsnyder1390
      @kevinsnyder1390 4 года назад +5

      You sit on a toilet. Not a urinal. Urinal is for urinating.
      Its not called a Turdinal.
      You probably the homeboy taking full shits on the shower drain cause "the pipes are larger"

  • @tinalee3758
    @tinalee3758 3 года назад +6

    Got a little excited over that Salisbury steak there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @freeflyer151
    @freeflyer151 2 года назад +12

    I went through this as a juvenile too and I’ll tell you it’s worse than adult prison and it makes kids crazy if they are not strong enough

    • @zen7even
      @zen7even 2 года назад +1

      The spot I was at as a juvenile was Runnin 2k and Fortnite on ps4s lmao

    • @HonkeyKong54
      @HonkeyKong54 Год назад

      Lmfao

    • @jordanwiser4192
      @jordanwiser4192 Год назад

      @@zen7even so your soft as cotton?

    • @andrewgonzalez9002
      @andrewgonzalez9002 Год назад

      @@zen7even what state is that

    • @kayla123ism
      @kayla123ism Год назад

      Some states the juvenile centers are WAY worse than the adult facilities. Florida is the main example. TOHs and more violence especially if you know your going from the juvenile to the adult soon, they want to make a big impression hoping that it will come with them when they switch.

  • @deadguysuperstar
    @deadguysuperstar 4 года назад +13

    20:49 Lifted his leg up *AND* pulled his boxers down a couple inches when he farted

  • @Jason-wp7zm
    @Jason-wp7zm 4 года назад +11

    It's in Atlanta. I just started this season last night. This jail is a lot more clean than the ones here in Tucson AZ

    • @lockdown23and1
      @lockdown23and1  4 года назад +2

      Yea I was talking about the other season I think it was like south carolina

    • @Jason-wp7zm
      @Jason-wp7zm 4 года назад

      @@lockdown23and1 my fault

    • @nickryan4619
      @nickryan4619 4 года назад

      You in Tucson? Me too. I havnt been to prison but did a small amount of time on my second DUI charge. It wasn't too bad, I was at the mission.. idk where you have seen.

    • @sheridanharris6407
      @sheridanharris6407 4 года назад

      @@nickryan4619 what was your sentence? Just got my second with felony evading , priors, reckless driving ect. 18 months class ans got my license suspended for 9 months now i can get it reinstated on the 14th. Would like to hear your story. Im in Sacramento

  • @actionjackson8439
    @actionjackson8439 2 года назад +4

    The part where the dude farting had me laughing harder than I've laughed in a long time

  • @Jake-tk5bj
    @Jake-tk5bj 4 года назад +103

    “I been holding that one for you.” 😂😂

    • @CarlAquaForce
      @CarlAquaForce 4 года назад +10

      We would have threw down .

    • @yournopatriot3704
      @yournopatriot3704 4 года назад +12

      🔪

    • @Cwes71
      @Cwes71 4 года назад +5

      Wig = split
      cheeks = busted

    • @spicyboi2047
      @spicyboi2047 4 года назад +3

      Wait... is your last name legit 'hooker'?

    • @bobbybr38k3r8
      @bobbybr38k3r8 4 года назад +4

      That is cause for a stabbing. A stab right up his asshole.

  • @chvvdslendr7498
    @chvvdslendr7498 4 года назад +4

    I think this is my favorite reaction vid for 60 days in that you did, couldn’t stop laughing when you were talking about the roommate lmao

  • @Apple_Teck
    @Apple_Teck 4 месяца назад +1

    Goldmouth : Hey, girl! You gon' eat yo' cornbread?
    Claude Banks : You talkin' to *me*?
    Rayford Gibson : Yeah, I think he's talkin' to you.
    Claude Banks : Uh, no. Not at all; I want you to have it. Uh, Willie, you mind passin' this down to...
    Rayford Gibson : Hey, no, don't pass your cornbread to him. That's your cornbread.
    Claude Banks: Ray, I'm a grown man, okay, I'm not gonna eat this cornbread, if he wants the cornbread, damn it, have the cornbread!
    Rayford Gibson: No no, if he wants some cornbread, let him go up to the front and get his own portion of cornbread, that's your cornbread, f-ck him.
    [to Goldmouth]
    Rayford Gibson: Hey, man he gonna eat his cornbread, all right? F-ck you.
    Claude Banks: Ray, look, I don't need you to take up for me, I'm all right, I'm a grown man, I can handle this.
    Rayford Gibson: If you let him have your cornbread, you're gonna be ironin' his drawers and clippin' his toenails.

  • @darrenrivers2732
    @darrenrivers2732 4 года назад +8

    Most Inmates are annoying! Theirs a few Real, Cool-One's tho.

  • @jslaughterofthesoul4939
    @jslaughterofthesoul4939 4 года назад +7

    I had a homie who never gave shit or traded shit off any tray in any new County situation. He'd even throw shit in the trash whole after saying 'no'. Made a lot of sense to me, I hate when people start asking for some shit they notice you've been skipping on, because it means they've been traygazing and paying too much damn attention

    • @bruceowings5307
      @bruceowings5307 2 года назад

      NOAN , U MAY HAVE GOTTEN CANTEEN , OR DUDE THAT THREW HIS SHIT AWAY,MAN FEED THA PEOPLE BRO!!,HE MAY NOT HAVE CANTEEN

    • @darkerdaemon7794
      @darkerdaemon7794 Год назад

      @@bruceowings5307 I know this is old but this is kinda dumb.. you can get a nice come up off trays, especially if you're indigent and don't have anyone tossing money to your books. I traded for everything I needed every time I was locked up. Had coffee, ramen, Kool aid packs, socks.

  • @BigBird-
    @BigBird- 2 года назад +3

    I was in isolation for over 30days and when they took me out it took over a year to get mentally back. I hallucinated and lost track of reality. They took me out and was hospitalized for a few weeks until I came around and stopped hallucinating. It’s been 10 yrs and I have turned my life around but I am not the same and have serious mental problems now.

    • @burrdondada1257
      @burrdondada1257 Год назад

      Nigga stfu lying lol mfs don’t even do all that extra shit 6months in the hole

  • @certifiedfnhater4038
    @certifiedfnhater4038 4 года назад +8

    I haven’t been locked up in five or six years. But this series is addictive.

  • @Fmone177
    @Fmone177 4 года назад +9

    That dude disrespected him by calling him a fool, he didn't stand up and put him in his place. So there you go he continues disrespecting him. He know he has no heart.. he going to start taking his stuff soon...

  • @michelleauker1162
    @michelleauker1162 3 года назад +4

    I had the most disrespectful celly for 46days. I seriously lost my mind. This chick was DISGUSTING !!! SHE MADE NOISES LIKE WHEN YOU MAKE A LOOGY ALL DAY AND NIGHT! That was just one thing! I gladly got myself put in the hole and finished over 8 months solitary glad to be alone!

    • @tiffanyhardy6965
      @tiffanyhardy6965 2 года назад +1

      What? Lol noises like when u make a loggy?

  • @douglasgrosch228
    @douglasgrosch228 4 года назад +5

    put them on a 4 yard see them then.. been there done that real wake up. great video..

  • @warmcold9717
    @warmcold9717 3 года назад +4

    "I'm starting to feel my patience slipping" 😂

  • @JAYAYE617
    @JAYAYE617 3 года назад +1

    In Boston it's a BIG NO NO to ask someone why they're locked up.

    • @johnmarks714
      @johnmarks714 2 года назад

      They dont do paper checks? Im surprised.

  • @realzok
    @realzok 4 года назад +12

    I think snoring leads to more late night rumbles. At least in my experience where I was years ago

    • @jslaughterofthesoul4939
      @jslaughterofthesoul4939 4 года назад +8

      In single cells or tanks/bays? I hate those chainsaw motherfuckers. And when dudes are choke-snoring forever and wake up and say they haven't slept at all

    • @lotsapoppa994
      @lotsapoppa994 4 года назад +2

      @@jslaughterofthesoul4939 LMAO YO I only been in dorms a few times but there was always someone late night fuckin' howling like a grizzly bear people would hit their bunks and everything shit still be loud as hell

    • @ColinMeyer-fg6uk
      @ColinMeyer-fg6uk 4 года назад +3

      J slaughter of the soul
      There’s always that one guy says he didn’t sleep but was snoring loud af. Lol so true.

    • @GreenEyez
      @GreenEyez 4 года назад +1

      We used 2 throw balled up pieces of tissue in they mouth, like we was shooting hoops😂🤣😂

  • @montegamyers211
    @montegamyers211 4 года назад +23

    “U A PLANT DAWG”

  • @joeymccrary7663
    @joeymccrary7663 2 года назад +1

    I done 5 and a half. It's crazy how different your mind works after a while in there

  • @shaymart3313
    @shaymart3313 4 года назад +4

    Thank you!!! He probably ain't even gonna give him a piece of his sandwich later. Hes gonna pretend he dont remember. Thats how they do

  • @kanenhelpman5038
    @kanenhelpman5038 4 года назад +4

    Loving these reviews. Youre a real funny dude. You Seem like a dude id like to grab a beer with man. Keep up The great work and prayers up🙏

  • @Apple_Teck
    @Apple_Teck 4 месяца назад +1

    Sporting Goods Manager: [after Dale finishes his very prolonged fart] Was that a fart?
    Dale Doback : I don't know.
    Sporting Goods Manager: I can taste it. On my tongue.
    Dale Doback: Okay, I'll be honest with you. I did fart.
    Sporting Goods Manager : Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup.
    Sporting Goods Manager: It stinks. And this is a small room.
    Brennan Huff : Shit.
    Sporting Goods Manager: Okay. Now the tuxedos seem kind of f-cked up.

  • @travismitchell210
    @travismitchell210 4 года назад +9

    Hahaha, that Lame's just sitting there getting farted on! I can't stop laughing...

    • @soulfly3438
      @soulfly3438 3 года назад +2

      dude might aswell just clip the other dudes toenails. its over for him

  • @Ronnie2787
    @Ronnie2787 4 года назад +4

    Clicked so damn fast when i saw the notification lol. Love these reaction vids.

  • @Samew0001
    @Samew0001 2 года назад +1

    I've been to jail once, for a very short time, was like a week or something, very petty. Anyway I don't ever plan on going back, that was about 10 years ago. So even though I am never going to jail or prison your advice is just good advice for the free world as well. It's mostly the standing up for yourself, don't hold shit it in, be respectful. Like all very good lessons in general.

  • @Ben-qm9zq
    @Ben-qm9zq 4 года назад +10

    Im calling you out on something bruh...✌any real card player knows that you put a towel or the like down so the cards dont get bent or scratched when you pickm up! Thats the real homeboy💯💥

    • @Ben-qm9zq
      @Ben-qm9zq 4 года назад

      @Self Made Boss lol, self made moron!

  • @mannfamilydeliveries4980
    @mannfamilydeliveries4980 4 года назад +23

    Yo whats good Death!! Dont even watch the show I watch yours lmao!!

  • @C2thadizzo
    @C2thadizzo 8 месяцев назад

    This dude is the man. Always positive. Much respect

  • @ronaldbranchrb
    @ronaldbranchrb 4 года назад +11

    😂😂😂 Wants a blurred face even though I volunteered 😂😂😂 You a wild boi Death

  • @Better_Livin
    @Better_Livin 4 года назад +9

    I knew Exactly wuchu meant when you said that about all the white guys. It aint usually like that. I immediately thought of the "opioid epidemic".

    • @williammckenzi5885
      @williammckenzi5885 4 года назад +1

      Man in small towns there’s way more whites in jail he just lives in a city man do research there’s 3 times as many white peoples locked up in America than black

    • @paulvazur8540
      @paulvazur8540 4 года назад +1

      William McKenzi every time I got locked up except in city jail not nearly as many whites ,, I’ve been the only white guy in the pod before and in the same jail a different time it was bigger n mixed but I’m thinking because of the violent crimes I had that time

    • @lotsapoppa994
      @lotsapoppa994 4 года назад

      @Chris Ruiz hilarious the youtube thought police deleted my comment to this lol

  • @staycalmnevapor8
    @staycalmnevapor8 Год назад +1

    In Australia, he'd get flogged with a sandwich press inside a pillow case 😂. Its termed " Breville'd". Eg " he got Breville'd".

  • @shonuff2382
    @shonuff2382 3 года назад +6

    In the prisons I was in, you go to the toilet and sit down with your pants on, fart and flush right away. You don't bust ya ass right up on nobody. It's a serious sign of disrespect, and likely to get you handled quick.

    • @ZayFrom850
      @ZayFrom850 Год назад

      🎯💯

    • @jofferhandles7654
      @jofferhandles7654 Год назад

      You never been to prison. You imagining how you would respectfully fart to appease another man in an imaginary situation. Sounds gay

  • @allenmoody6680
    @allenmoody6680 4 года назад +25

    Barbiturates are used in rehab to calm people down when they're going through withdrawal

    • @mikee8244
      @mikee8244 4 года назад +7

      No they aren't. Not nowadays. Years ago you may have got barbs. You might get benzos today .

    • @psychokilla1211
      @psychokilla1211 4 года назад +1

      Mike E is right they are too strong and almoust nobody got that shit any more. They will give you benzos but barbiturates are only hospital given to hard cases.

    • @XANAX-Pilled
      @XANAX-Pilled 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, the main place you're gonna see them now is in fiorinal or fiorinal 3, for headaches. Those little fuckers are INSANELY addictive . (Source: I'm addicted to those shits.)

    • @derekmccoy8828
      @derekmccoy8828 4 года назад +1

      Lol people really think docs don’t really give out barbs no more lmfao 💀💀💀💀 see people falling and smashing their shit up all the time from that dope

    • @mikee8244
      @mikee8244 4 года назад +2

      @@derekmccoy8828 he said 'they give them out in rehabs'. They don't.

  • @rohnek2
    @rohnek2 Год назад

    lmaoooo the line about not being able to read social cues, YOURE A MANIAC hahahahhaha death u kill me bro

  • @saywhat3104
    @saywhat3104 4 года назад +7

    “No deal no deal” lol 😂

    • @saywhat3104
      @saywhat3104 4 года назад

      That dude in cell man...if I had less than 2 years I’d probably just play it off, but anything more than 2 years no way in hell I’d put up with the dude being my cell mate I would have packed him up within first couple days

    • @vitamenc1334
      @vitamenc1334 4 года назад

      😅