Not really lol. He said Ooooook like 3 times, then tried to get rid of him onto someone else lol. Be as sarcastic as possible without them noticing, that’s the plan.
Netflix needs to pay this guy handsomely and commission a series. Surely this show would draw a global audience, esp in the US, where British tongue and cheek has an appeal. In all his interviews, Kayvan Novak keeps saying how it took him hundreds of calls just to get one that's TV worthy. It took a ridiculous amount of time to generate enough content for just for one episode; mentally very taxing. Lol there isn't anyone who can prank call like him, so pay the man well for his time and talent... In recent yrs hes been acting in shows which aren't worth his talent.
as much as this is funny, it's also very true aswell. People that's done time inside and are finding it difficult to get a job. More of an eye opener than comedy but highly respected
If I can work at Jamie Oliver's like. And the animations is cleaning the toilet hahahaha. Also "We do criminal record checks" " thats alright I've got one" Hahahahaha
It's sad ppl go to prison cus of making bad choices after their prison time they end up with bad record no jobs oppurtubity and this forces them into crime again a vicious cycle
Yeah, all the way through this I couldn't help but think of this kid as a real person. Like 15 GNVQs is really good if you left school with little to no qualifications, fell into a criminal lifestyle, got caught and realised your mistakes in life and started to try to turn it around.
The ville, 1, no youth offenders in Pentonville, 2, to work the kitchens was good, 3, best job I ever had working at Pentonville prison .. Nick Leader was an awesome governor
Prison ISN'T supposed to be rehabilitation. It's intended to separate dangerous individuals from the rest of society and serve as a deterrent to crime. Rehabilitation is secondary. Also rehabilitation is entirely based on the individual. No system can reform someone who chooses to do crime if given the opportunity.
@@DaveSmith-cp5kj "No system can reform someone who chooses to do crime if given the opportunity." and yet Norway shifted focus from punishment to rehabilitation 20yrs ago. This was followed by large reductions in reoffending rates. All of this can go hand in hand with 'separating dangerous individuals from the rest of society', which is impossible to disagree with.
@@MorganHayes_Composer.Pianist The problem is the vast majority of offenses Norway cites as success are things like theft which even in other countries without rehabilitation programs already have large reduction in reoffence rates (crime throughout the world is dramatically reduced to to things like crime tip services, and the prevalence of smartphones for clearer testimony). I've worked with prisoners before, and they all basically know each others nature (they live together after all). They all know which are the compassionate prisons and which are the strict ones, and the ones headed to compassionate prisons have very little incentive to avoid a prison sentence. Many even plan their crimes based on the prison they want to reside in! While criminals make a dumb decision to do crime, they aren't stupid if that makes sense. They are very calculating in analyzing and gaming the system, and you have to be in order to even think of doing a crime. I'll give a personal experience. We once busted several massage parlors participating in prostitution and one of the newer guys had so much compassion for the prostitutes because he didn't understand what was really going on. So I gathered them all up in front of him and asked them if we fine you all 100K, will you stop prostitution? It was a unanimous no. And the reason was because prostitution was an easy job and paid so much that it was a much easier choice for them than to work a real job like the rest of us. Any fine we give them they could get their Johns to pay it off in a month with patronage.
The real thing that dates this episode is him saying "If I can work in Jamie Oliver's dead posh restaurant charging £8 a meal..." bloody McDonalds costs that much these days.
Why the game still being played? From my experience when the router attacked me it only took a few seconds to upload dna information and it cant find me as i escaped from the game
No is not that is a destroying for the sentence, that's not fair really I don't know why they do that why can't they just let Islam and Muslims away too bad dudde
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"We're going to have to do a criminal record check"
"Thats fine, I've got one"
Fantastic joke.
+MultiCheeseLouise 😂
Had me in stitches 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"Dead posh restaurant chargin' like.. £8 for a meal 'n' that.."
lmao
Yeah, it's really not that funny
@@Mk-cu9es fuck off
lereddit armie No, am in prison loike
Delay Davidson canteen chef? Which they did a few days ago
Fonejacker needs the come back. This is and was one of the best shows on TV
Cetus fucking miss this show
Agreed!
No it shouldn’t..cos it will be crap leave it be don’t wreck it
It would be so bad and PC.
@@yourarseismine1016 If the show came out today, conservatives would hate it because it was made by an Iranian man
They do a criminal record check " yeah that's fine cos I've got one"🤣🤣🤣🤣
That guy handled it so politely when he could’ve easily been dismissive at every turn
The British working professional. Unrelenting in their politeness and stoic composure.
Not really lol. He said Ooooook like 3 times, then tried to get rid of him onto someone else lol. Be as sarcastic as possible without them noticing, that’s the plan.
@@andy86i He wasn't sarcastic.
head of microwaving like
william twaddle 🤣🤣😂😂😂😊😊
"I'm not going to stab anyone, i promise."
The last words of many criminals 😂
@@Adam-cj2jg hahahahaha so funny omg woke liberals
Steven Gerrard applying for a job 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
@@antizerooneonefour 😂😂😂
Terry Tibs is Harry Rednapp.
Sounds more like Wayne Rooney.
Slippy G after failing to win the premier league
"Have you got a number to call?" >>>>> "Mmmmm, no...I'm in prison, like..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I've got like 15 GNVQs now" 😂
Train me self up
Awwww poor Steve, the lad just wanted a better life for himself like. 😂
I love how Kayvan clearly loved saying "that's great"
A young Steven Gerrard hahaha!
Rob O'Hara ye, hes went downhill tho, criminal now the rangers manager, at least it couldnt get worse then that.
@@danielmoir2191 imagine if he gets the liverpool job. It could get worse mate
This one has to be funniest one ever, still laughing my heart at it 😂😂😂🤣🤣😅
"Yeah that's fine coz I got one" 😂😂😂
The hand reaching for the cameraman’s wallet lol
Had to watch again for that.. 😂😂
Netflix needs to pay this guy handsomely and commission a series. Surely this show would draw a global audience, esp in the US, where British tongue and cheek has an appeal.
In all his interviews, Kayvan Novak keeps saying how it took him hundreds of calls just to get one that's TV worthy. It took a ridiculous amount of time to generate enough content for just for one episode; mentally very taxing.
Lol there isn't anyone who can prank call like him, so pay the man well for his time and talent... In recent yrs hes been acting in shows which aren't worth his talent.
Such a good idea
At least his career is going up by being Nandor in the acclaimed "What we do in the shadows"
0:50 I love the hacksaw in the microwave that ends up on the plate.
Of course he has to be a scouser 🤣
Head of microwaving LOL!
head of microwaving steve gerrard!
The animations are pure class
Haha remember my friend showed me this on a school trip 1 year later still laughing at it !
@OT S HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@@icathalv1234 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
as much as this is funny, it's also very true aswell. People that's done time inside and are finding it difficult to get a job. More of an eye opener than comedy but highly respected
I'm not gonna stab anyone I promise
“We do criminal record checks”
“Yeah it’s fine cuz I’ve got one”
“You’ve got a...?”
“Criminal record like...”
Like it’s some sort of qualification needed to work at an airport 🤣
"I'm not gonna hijack a plane or nothing like that"xD
One of my favourites. However, nobody in Liverpool is called Steve. Only Ste.
"I'm not gonna stab anybody I promise"
I love the build up, tension and releas. A great arc.
“I’ve got like 15 NVQ’s there’s not a lot to do in jail” ahahahahah
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy looks and sounds like Steve Gerrard 😂
*HEAD OF MICROWAVIN*
If I can work at Jamie Oliver's like. And the animations is cleaning the toilet hahahaha. Also
"We do criminal record checks"
" thats alright I've got one"
Hahahahaha
Some mate I know is from Liverpool and talks pretty much like that, so I always think of Steve when I hear him talk :D
01:40 - AYIA NAPA - HiJacked 😂
So funny - props to the guy answering too for being a top gent
Dishin it up to the boys like 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's sad ppl go to prison cus of making bad choices after their prison time they end up with bad record no jobs oppurtubity and this forces them into crime again a vicious cycle
Yeah, all the way through this I couldn't help but think of this kid as a real person. Like 15 GNVQs is really good if you left school with little to no qualifications, fell into a criminal lifestyle, got caught and realised your mistakes in life and started to try to turn it around.
It's not like that in Cardiff prison, it's got a 4* restaurant which inmates work
@@michaelgrace1298 Highdown prison does too, it's called The Clink!
@@btjonny5 that's the name of Cardiff's one I think
Konik Reality need more folk like you fella
Hahahaha I'm not going to stab anyone. I promise 😂😂😂😂
..but I'm not gonna stab anyone, I promise... LMFAO!!!!
The man look just like Bear Grills .
This video is funny but sad at the same time
It's even sadder for the victims of crime - they didn't get to have a choice.
@@Turrican60 Not all crimes have victims
@@pauldonnelly3179 name a common crime that doesn't have a victim
@@ty9er speeding
The guy he's ringing sounds like dom joly
The ville, 1, no youth offenders in Pentonville, 2, to work the kitchens was good, 3, best job I ever had working at Pentonville prison .. Nick Leader was an awesome governor
Terry Tibbs 2022!😂
Not in my remit. - I’m feeling uncomfortable and need to hang up.
Computer says no.
HEAD SECRETARY OF MICROWAVE
He'd just about be able to hijack a bicycle
Its funny but its also kind of sad that prison which is supposed to be a rehabilitation, will block people who could reintegrate into society.
Prison ISN'T supposed to be rehabilitation. It's intended to separate dangerous individuals from the rest of society and serve as a deterrent to crime. Rehabilitation is secondary. Also rehabilitation is entirely based on the individual. No system can reform someone who chooses to do crime if given the opportunity.
@@DaveSmith-cp5kj "No system can reform someone who chooses to do crime if given the opportunity." and yet Norway shifted focus from punishment to rehabilitation 20yrs ago. This was followed by large reductions in reoffending rates. All of this can go hand in hand with 'separating dangerous individuals from the rest of society', which is impossible to disagree with.
@@MorganHayes_Composer.Pianist The problem is the vast majority of offenses Norway cites as success are things like theft which even in other countries without rehabilitation programs already have large reduction in reoffence rates (crime throughout the world is dramatically reduced to to things like crime tip services, and the prevalence of smartphones for clearer testimony).
I've worked with prisoners before, and they all basically know each others nature (they live together after all). They all know which are the compassionate prisons and which are the strict ones, and the ones headed to compassionate prisons have very little incentive to avoid a prison sentence. Many even plan their crimes based on the prison they want to reside in! While criminals make a dumb decision to do crime, they aren't stupid if that makes sense. They are very calculating in analyzing and gaming the system, and you have to be in order to even think of doing a crime.
I'll give a personal experience. We once busted several massage parlors participating in prostitution and one of the newer guys had so much compassion for the prostitutes because he didn't understand what was really going on. So I gathered them all up in front of him and asked them if we fine you all 100K, will you stop prostitution? It was a unanimous no. And the reason was because prostitution was an easy job and paid so much that it was a much easier choice for them than to work a real job like the rest of us. Any fine we give them they could get their Johns to pay it off in a month with patronage.
Thing is people, that’s actually half of the kids now
Brilliant
did dom jolly answer this call lol?
This show was funny as fuck lol
Superb haha
Head of microwaving 😂
Offender reminds me of a scally called Steph from Redhill... keep *WELL* clear of her!
That was actually kinda sad
"right oOokay".
me names steeeeve
Head of Microwave haha
Not gonna hi-jack a plane or anything lol!
The guy is so nice 😩
dont have to show kalma on the board in background.....
Pentovil
Darren till when he quits ufc
Kayvan joking apart it's very difficult to to get a job while in prison well if your in an Open Prison it is a lot easier!
hey, Food Safe is food safe. relax.
Remit 😂😂😂
B.. But Pleeeez
Gerrard
Love scouse steve
Anybody else see what’s written in Arabic above the phone??
I kinda felt sorry for him opposed to finding it funny xD
Head of Microwaving 😁
All these fonejacker voices are they one and the same?
Yes, the guy is called Kayvan Novak.
Funny chav voice hahaha
Dalena it’s a scouse (Liverpool) accent :)
£8 for a meal
Remembered about this today and this show is still tops
Ive got one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The real thing that dates this episode is him saying "If I can work in Jamie Oliver's dead posh restaurant charging £8 a meal..." bloody McDonalds costs that much these days.
SushiJaguar easily
SushiJaguar It was clearly part of the joke 🤦♂️
SushiJaguar Jesus, that’s the joke.
you are thick!! saying 8pound is the joke 😒
It was a joke
Anyone notice the arabic on the blue board?
Kashif Imran and?
RedLightSpellsDanger if you know you know
If he mixed in of course now and then he’d sound like Stevie G.
Hahaha
Stevie g their
Lol
Why the game still being played? From my experience when the router attacked me it only took a few seconds to upload dna information and it cant find me as i escaped from the game
found the video
Jamie Oliver won't even hire you now he's fired most his staff!
fuckin vomitting 🤣🤣🤣
But please!
Yo why is their Arabic on the chalk board
Because it’s a prison and you lot are rampant; mass conversion and what not.
Certain man turn Muslim... Just to get out the cell on Sundays or to get a nice foot rug aka pray mat for the cell.
Hahahaha the islamic reference on the black board hahahahah
It says toilet out of use.
Arabic letters on blue board saying there is no other god.but Allah
No is not that is a destroying for the sentence, that's not fair really I don't know why they do that why can't they just let Islam and Muslims away
too bad dudde
try it yourself :P
its actually thai
لا إله إلا الله
la ilaha ila allah, well spotted
Lol, there are Polish words as well xD
🤣🤣
A sad highlight on people falling through a gap in the system.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 scousers the funniest English people
Me names Shteve
🤣🤣🤣🤣