THINGS I HATE
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
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My name is Christine Riccio! I love comedy and reading fantastic books. I make what I like to think are funny videos every Tuesday and other days of the week too about books and book related pop culture stuff! Hence the channel name polandbananasbooks. I also have a comedy channel if you're into that kind of thing winky face it's polandbananas20. I'D LOVE TO TALK ABOUT BOOKS WITH YOU. ALSO COMEDY. ALSO TV. ALSO MOVIES.
My first comedy vlog back in the day was a Things I Hate video inspired by It'sKingsleyBitch's viral video. OH THE MEMORIES! I'm not holding onto any anger about any of these things, they're just fun to make fun of.
"This isn't the Bible! I don't wanna almost rip every page I turn!!" omg this made me laugh!
**walks over to Christine's dresser** Ooooo new glasses, can I try them on??? **looks over to a very hesitant Christine** Wait, never mind, you have a freakishly small head and I'd stretch them out. You don't even need to say. **Christine noticeably relaxes** Yeah, thanks, I'm sorry! LOL This was just last week!
FRIENDSHIP GOALS.
You're so observant. Friendship goal ❤️
"Do you headbang a lot"
*instantly thinking of your polandbananasxx videos*
I JUST REALISED THE XX IS MEANT TO BE LIKE 20 IN ROMAN NUMERALS I ONLY JUST UNDERSTOOD THIS OMG
wow... just.... wow... I never thought of that...
+Abigail K you must be sad
+Abigail K jacksfilms? is that you?
Woah I never thought of the Roman numerals either o.o
Who else thinks Christine deserves way more subscribers?
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Dude. My guy friend once said he wasn't sure if he wanted to watch The Martian because he though it looked like a chick flick. I was like. R. U. Kiddin. Me.
R U KIDDING ME. I'M ENRAGED ON YOUR BEHALF. XD
Like WUT? You need to SLAP HIMM!😡😜😂
+polandbananasBOOKS THANK YOU FOR SHARING MY RAGE! Don't worry, I told him what's up.
+Emi Daughter of Athena I really wanted to but I didn't because I'm a wuss but I settled for a stern talking-to.
WHAT?!?!?!? HOW DARE HE! What does he think The Martian is about huh? He thought some girl was stranded on mars and some guy went to rescue her and they fall in love?! ahaha LOL
"I'm sorry, I thought you were a HUMAN." Dead. Died. Hilarious.
Anybody else notice she's literally just holding an empty mug for the entire span of this video😂
yes I did.....but why is she doing that?
I was afraid she would drop it or hit it somehow 😆😂
it helps her focus she answered this question above
it helps her focus she answered this question above
She said in a comment that holding it helps her focus but she didn't put anything in it because she didn't want to risk spilling anything 😂
Can we just start a ranting with Christine series because this was hilarious
"I´m not interested in love". Then go sit in the corner by yourself. - I laughed out loud.
"im sorry, I don't call your movie dick flicks" I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO LOUD AND IM IM A QUIET PLACE SHITT
Christine is the best RUclipsr on the whole entire RUclips!
YAAAAAAASS😍
I totally aggre
+Siannah Weir I mean with the original comment
omg yes
Really nice video! If you want i did a similar
video about the things that get on my nervs. I'd really appreciate if you just give it a
look since it is my first video. /watch?v=h_Em2-h52yQ
[casually holding empty cup while ranting about life]
CHRISTINE USE A ZIPLOC BAG FOR YOUR GUM ITS A GAME CHANGER.
Also, I love you!
yes i do this so many bags have been saved
this made me realize things that I never knew I hated I hate
isabella vento same omg the drink on the plane like I'm thirsty but I don't want to hold this empty plastic cup for 50 million hours. It's not even a nice plastic cup, if u make me hold it for so long at least make it better quality. Internal sigh
'I dont call your movies DICKFLICKS' my new fave
I totally feel you about the smaller book thing, I saw that Empire of storm is the same, its smaller than Queen of Shadows and i find it annoying!
That buggs me a lot! I want each book to be bigger then the next 😅
Yes! Or they all be the same!
My Cress and Fairest are smaller than my Scarlet +The Heir is the smallest book in the Selection series. They just made me hard to arrange them, I don't know whether to arrange them by height or by series. So I know how you all feel
😤😤😤😡😡😡😾😾😾
Yes! It makes the arrangement an anxious process!
^^ But The Heir is bigger than the rest of The Selection . . . ? And THE CROWN IS WAY SMALLER AND HAPPILY EVER AFTER IS WAY BIGGER AND IT BUGS ME BECAUSE THE FIRST THREE WERE LIKE ALL THE SAME SIZE
Why is she randomly holding a cup😂😂😂
HELPS ME FOCUS XD i usually have stuff in it but I DIDN'T WANT TO RISK THE SPILLING
+polandbananasBOOKS that's so funny😂👌🏼
+polandbananasBOOKS WHEN I SAW THE CUP I WAS LIKE CUP MEANS FUNNY CHRISTINE HAHAHA
MUG MEANS WE ARE TRULY TALKING😂
+Abigail K she just holds cup sometimes
New glasses? They're so pretty! Haha I've just read Winter in french and it's 984 pages!! THIS BOOK IS HUGE!!!! trust me my friend, you need to be strong as f*** to hold this book during hours...
being in a rocket is a totally different from someone leaving the house though it was probably super scary when they were going up in spaxe
In german the book is 842 pages long (hardbook cover), interesting that it is even longer in french! 😂 German books are known for being "longer" than the original english books. Well, french books take this to a whole new level
well idk why it replied to this the comment was on another video......
+BlackDiamond yeah i know! But an other sad thing about books in french is that they don't publish books in hardcover😭 our books are just... Ugly...
+Audrey-Lili Isabelle I'm also reading it in French and I'm constantly scared about BREAKING THE SPINE 😱
This is so freaking huge !!!
And why is Winter white on our covers ? Like... WHY ??
"Things I Hate"
grabs a cup of coffee and a bowl of cereal then cozies up and pushes play.
AND THIN PAGES!!!!
"DID I TELL YOU TO LEAVE MY EYE , DID I BUY INVISIBLE EYELINER?! " ahaha
"do you like head bang a lot"
omg hahahahhaha
"I never called your movies dick flicks." 😂
This was magical. Also, ten points to Ravenclaw for "dick flicks." 💜💜💜
thinner pages, the empire of storms struggle
+Abigail K WHY ARE YOU ASKING EVERY ONE THIS
+Jaila ushry jacksfilms 😂
im so confused
I was wondering that too!
Its this youtuber reference
OH MY GOD THE GLASSES THING IS SO TRUUUUU
Yeahh the chick flick thing gets me the most. It's so condescending.
Those are great glasses by the way. You have really great taste!
i need to try something like this it seems so therapeutic to just rant for several minutes
"THIS ISN'T THE BIBLE" LOL!! WAIT WHAT?! Am I just noticing you have a picture of Chandler behind you?? THE BLINKER THING OMG THAT GETS TO ME TOO!!! PEOPLE NEED TO CALM DOWNNNNNN
empire of storms pages are gonna be thinner than usual just like winter
I know! I'm so sad it looks as thin as The Assassin's Blade.
no??!!! NOOO PLEASE GOD NO!
+Aelin Ashryver Galathynius the book will be over 700 pages !!! XD
WHAT
WHO GIVES A DAMN HOW LONG IT IS? BOOKS WITH THIN PAGES SUCK.
I missed Xtine rants so much!
Am I the only person who heard "Your Porpoise"? and then died laughing bc the dolphin noise?
+Abigail K why r u asking everyone this?
+Abigail K are you having a bad day and need someone to talk to because it is obvious you want attention to comment the same thing on every single comment
Can we all just call up Sarah J Maas and ask for the normal pages pls cuz I need that in my life. I'd buy another one Sarah just for the thick pages
LOL I'm sure it was the publisher and not Sarah who made that decision
+polandbananasBOOKS Wait when does it come out
+Karpfy19 september 6th
in a week
+polandbananasBOOKS hahahahah Ik but still
She's wise. Almost everything she says should be in a pretty quote picture with a flowing river in the background.
That poor mug is so tired of being swung around. Fill that poor mug! That's all it's ever wanted!!! FILL THAT DEFENSELESS MUG!!!
I JUST DIDN'T WANT MY CARPETS TO DIE FROM SPILLAGE XD
I relate to so much of this. So much.
And with what you said about dick flicks, it's not just movies I get judged for. Books!
SO WHAT IF THERE'S A HALF NAKED MAN ON THE COVER. At least it's honest about what's in it.
Also, I remember when I was 12, I was at Target in line waiting for my mom. And I was reading How to Be Popular by Meg Cabot. You know, the fictional novel. But then the cashier started snickering at me and saying, "Wow, so you're that desperate, huh?" And of course me, being 12 and just reading a funny novel because WHY NOT, didn't catch on to what he meant. Not until like 30 min later after we'd already left. /So to this day, I'm still angry. And still searching for Mr. Stupid Target Guy with the Fohawk.
The picture of chandler behind her tho. Omg!!!
I've been in a bad mood all day but this made me feel better for some reason 😂💕
yay i'm glad! =D
haven't even started and I'm so excited
I was so confused when you were talking about tables and drinks because I didn't understand you were talking about planes 😂
"I DON'T CALL YOUR MOVIES DICK FLICKS" I am going to have to borrow this because it is too perfect
I hate when printers stop working, especially printing thesis drafts to be submitted later that day.
ikr like YOU HAD ONE JOB!
Emi Daughter of Athena wrong timing. wrong timing af.
"this isn't the bible" haha
Preach it Sista!!! I feel you on all this, but especially the freakin GUM and FYI, ice on a plane is dirtier than a toilet seat...So, uh...don't eat it. You're welcome!
I love how you've been doing more storytime type videos lately! Love you :)
Okay but the glasses one is so true. The worst thing is when I got my new glasses they fit PERFECTLY no sliding at all! But after wearing them for a few days I noticed that they started to hurt my ears and the sides of my head. So I thought oh I'll just push them out just a little bit and so I did and now they SLIDE DOWN EVERY FIVE SECONDS WHY
I’m new to this channel....I LOVE HER SO MUCH. literally she just made my day.
Always love rants 😁 the airplane drink thing though...so stressful
The birthday canvas photos look great Christine! They're SO pretty (well done Natasha!)!
I love when your Jersey accent comes out!
Absolutely a blast!
Collect more rants and do more!
Christine looks so good here!! Love her glasses
you need to make more of these. hundred times funnier than i thought it would be, i was bursting out in laughter left and right. im saving this to my faves, priceless!
That airplane thing is sooo relatable
Omg this makes me think of 'Stuff I hate' from Jade from Victorious! Wow throwback! 😂
I'm SOOO excited that I'm coming to see you at Y'allfest!!! I seriously CANT WAIT!!! Is there certain times you will be there?
Her complaint about the table on the plane is hilarious.
"I never call your movies dickflicks" OHMYYOF I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING
oh my gosh you're ranting was hilarious and so true!!! I can't believe Empire of Storms is finally out
Love it "I'm sorry, I thought you were a human".
I'm happy that you didn't break or drop the cup because you sometimes drop the books.
The glasses thing girl. I GET YOU COMPLETELY!!
"I never call your movies dick flicks"
Me:OH SNAPPP XD
This was the first video of Christine that I saw. I am so glad I found her back in September.
"I never call your movies 'Dick flicks'!" Best line!!! X'D
I missed christine's rants 😂
The thinner page thing makes me so angry, Empire of Storms has thin pages and it makes me so mad because I like seeing the series get bigger, it looks good on the shelf. Now EoS is going to look like Crown of Midnight and I'm so upset. The UK edition actually has normal pages so it actually looks like a 700 page book but does the US edition look like it has 700 pages NO :( Another thing that annoys me is the 3 editions of EoS, because each has a different exclusive and I want them all, but I'm not paying for three of the same book so I'm just going to have the B&N edition.
No, I hate the thin pages! I haven't gotten Empire of Storms yet and I HATED the thin pages in Winter.
SAME!
eos!? already came out
I feel ya. Never had so many problems than with the ToG series, there's 2 different covers and I have the paperback US editions which means I have to wait a year extra to buy the book~ can't get the hardback or UK paperback bc the cover is different gahh
GOD YES I HAVE THE UK EDITIONS HIHI
"i never call your movies dick flicks" ACTUAL TEARS ARE COMING OUT OF MY EYES IM LAUGHING SO HARD
The glassed thing. YES! I have a tiny face and glasses rarely fit (or look good on me). And then a person with a big head comes along and wants to try them on. So much frustration.
Your new glasses look really nice btw. :)
Thank you! That was cathartic. Especially glasses & printers. Also, your lipstick is gorgeous.
'Scuse me? Could you please leave?' - Smol Bean
Anyway, great video like always! 💙
Smol Bean is amazing |-/
When I found out EoS was gonna have those super thin pages I literally almost cried lol. I was just soooo excited for the huge book 😢
The plane and the printer problems are the definition of my life. Awesome video, agreed with everything!
Your pictures look so good in the background!
You deserve more subscribers! One of my favorite youtubers :D btw, I feel the same way about the glasses thing. Mine fall off ALL the time. So frustrating.
ALL OF THESE RESINATED DEEPLY WITH ME
OMG YES ABOUT THE TURNING IN CALIFORNIA! It annoys me so much! I'm a new driver so it takes me a little longer to make a left, and i hate it when people honk! It's like you're eventually going to turn, just wait your turn!
I loved this rant! It's good to rant to relieve the pressure. Thanks Christine.
IM AN ICE- EATER EVERYTIME I HAVE A DRINK IN A PLANE I ALWAYS EAT THE ICE
Literally made my day! Love this, I relate to it so much!!!!!
Christine you are such a hoot to watch! Thank you for all your hard work.
Your makeup is on point in this video!
love your new glasses! going to get myself new glasses this week.
Ah your wall with your pictures look amazingggggg and so does your new glasses!!!!!
"I don't call your movies dick-flicks" I ACTUALLY CHOKED ON MY CAKE XD
Someone else finally understands my pain with glasses
I'm in love with your personality! 😂
This made me laugh so much! Especially the 'chick flick' rant...so true!!
"No, but I look DOWN!" You killed me...I'm dead. xD lol
OMGAH THE GLASSES THING. LITERALLY MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE.
all of these... so relateable.
ughh I hate it when my glasses slide down my nose and I'm like NO THAT IS NOT WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
I'm SO agree with you in the part "Can I try your glasses on?" xD
OMG thank you for this. This is exactly what I needed today. And Christine I'm guessing you have never been to Miami because had you, you would have been ranting and raging about the driving down here.
This is one of my favourite videos
Omg!! I totally get you about the glasses. WHY DO U NEED TO TRY MY GLASSES ON?!
This was so good! So many things that also makes me angry! So the gum thing, buy the containers of gum, they won't open and (at least here in Pennsylvania) they are the same price.
Why am I only discovering your channel in 2019? You are AMAZING !
Did you feel relaxed after filming this, because it seemed like you did a sigh of relief at the end. Glad you got your vent out. I would imagine I would feel a sense of serenity after a therapy session. This was highly entertaining/relatable. Keep on keeping on Christine.
"I'm not interested in love. Then go sit in the corner by yourself." XD WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD AT THIS PART???
your classes really suits you
the pictures in the background are so pretty 😍😍 I just watched Natasha's vlog,too
Xtine was just me every day of my life loved it
I'm obsessed with your glasses 😍😍