I'd say this ~30% are all bisexuals in SOME capacity, at least 40% in the spectrum. (yes, according to Freud, and other psychology researchers after him, bisexuality is a spectrum.) The enemy that accompanies my argument is the Mindflayer.
@@malaizze nah he's gay but internally homophobic Basically he denies his gayness despite being 100% gay and pretends to be as straight as possible Come on you've seen the man there's no way that bitch ain't gay
Every time God forgives one of my sins, I come back to this video, and think about Gabriel's hourglass figure so long and so hard that it makes two more, unforgivable sins pop up in the last one's place
im honestly scared to search up these characters on google and see some horrible fetish in ungodly detail. also fun fact: did you know the actual body isnt it's body? its a plastic shell!
Gabriel’s ranking was too low bro have you SEEN his hip to waist ratio?????? His well defined chest?????? Thick thighs and strong arms and not to mention his dump truck under that skirt???? Unacceptable.
You seriously do deserve more subs though, the editing is top quality, I really enjoy your sense of humor as well, Ultracrippled had me dying a few times.
I thought mindflayers were just the headgear with a blue body, but noooo, it's another damn good choice of an enemy due to it being in Lust, and..... You know.....
Yeah when playing through a layer I caught sight of schism's rear end and needles to say I got distracted. Who gave it permission to own that much cake? Its a hazard
@@DaveDotEXE I was looking for v1, and found a lot of Gabriel. It's also pretty close to official new blood stuff, like did you know that one of the concept artists of new blood games draws gay porn? And there was an unreal 5 version of the Gabriel intro that the ultrakill account retweeted, but the original followed that with v1 fucking Gabriel.
@@Vain-hl7du the fbi is actually at van very near his house looking at cameras to monitor him 24/7 and team seal six are deployed on his house if needed
this the first video i ever watched of your channel, and i have never aactually watched a gameplay of ultrakill just seen some memes here and there, but i like your accent, i also really like the edit, the jokes, to be honest i really liked the video great job
The only tier list that matters. Also, how were you not expecting the ultrakill community to be gay? It is the gayest community on the internet, and I am including specifically gay spaces in that. Of course there is an ungodly amount of gay gabriel porn.
...which will never come. Yeah, sorry but I'm already gonna make a sequel for ultracrippled, it would just get repetitive. I will however do a "first impressions" video, in which i will try to rank new enemies on the spot
I don't really have much to say but I had put this game on my wishlist for stream and I just found and watched this video on it and.... It honestly wants me to get it even more now lmao.
the streetcleaner does have quite a big ass since its litterally just a ripoff of me, its being hid under that.. skirt? i dont exactly know, the cake is hid, its not a lie.
My guy friends have been talking about Ultrakill all the time and I finally looked it up yesterday I'm not disappointed and in fact, very interested already
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he really did Gabriel dirty,,,, ONLY A TIER?
That's what he gets for beating my ass 30 times before I beat his
@@DaveDotEXE sounds like skill issue
@@kotmcsracz7790 smells like skill issue too
@@teddlouise.coloma906 why it smells?
it stands for Angel
Things to talk about with an ultrakill fan:
1.V1
2. cool shooting
3. Gabe r34
4. mindflayer, probably
@@thisisaperson1536 today i just noticed its body and i quickly went to it's description to see if its actually female
5: lore
4: mindflayer
5:minos prime
6:JUDGEMENT
7:PREPARE THYSELF
8:DIE
@@bananawithpajamas6379 9:Violence
Gabriel is sold as an official body pillow, thus earning him a P rank in my heart
Fair enough
Delivery service better make room for the thousands of gabe pillows on their way to my house
Where can i buy on-
@@bananawithpajamas6379the official store but IT'S SOLD OUT 😭
its on the newblood store but its sold out so yea@@bananawithpajamas6379
I just started playing Ultrakill, I'm intrigued by this fandom
the game is a drug and we're all addicted, this is pretty normal
@@pavluck127 Normal games have intriguing fandoms, I love it
edit: oh
lmao litterally the same situation
there's a v1 body pillow, which is cool.
But for some reason, we got a gabe body pillow before mindflayer.
@15th Century Priest gay sex
Today i learnt that about 30% of the ultrakill fandom is ironically gay, and 70% *actually* gay
This game is wild
Actually gayest game community
“””””ironically”””””
30% is gay and homophobic, 70% is gay and not homophobic
I'd say this ~30% are all bisexuals in SOME capacity, at least 40% in the spectrum. (yes, according to Freud, and other psychology researchers after him, bisexuality is a spectrum.) The enemy that accompanies my argument is the Mindflayer.
70% of the fandom is actually gay, and the other 30% is still in the closet
I'm wondering if Hakita will drop a new, well-defined model of Minos
If you know what I mean
I kinda want to see the whole game with HD models and textures, like how they did for Dusk
@@DaveDotEXE I want to see mindflayer in HD 😏
@@RosaDFreeman 💀
@@nwut 💀 ha ha ha ha ha
@@pachurro2762 🤓🤓
Gabriel's waist was made to be held
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
2 8 I N C O G N I T O T A B S
you leave me with no choice huh
your pp was bleeding beging you for mercy
but you pumped it again, again and again
me when i am home alone:
I found you, faker!
Just imagine the corpse of king Minos if it hadn’t undergone several stages of decay
OOOH THAT DUMPTRUC-
🥵
GYATT
We wouldn't be able to handle all that THICCNESS.
The THICC corpse of king minos
Virgin virtue:
Homophobic
No thickness
Chad gabriel:
Gay
Dumptruck
Based
Gabriel is homophobic too but in the repressed way (the machine keeps giving him targeted ads for an “Am I gay?” quiz and it’s getting on his nerves)
@@malaizze nah he's gay but internally homophobic
Basically he denies his gayness despite being 100% gay and pretends to be as straight as possible
Come on you've seen the man there's no way that bitch ain't gay
@@malaizze "the machine"
i think you mean THIS F*CKING GOPRO
Lad-Prime
Die
Prepare thyself
thy end is now
judgement
punishment
crush
Mindflayer is a material girl. She all plastic. Dont fall for it, brother.
The industrial revolution and its consequences
We are all mostly plastics now. It makes no difference.
@@fluffytowels1145 i love eating microplastics
Omg Mindflayers are so cool they're all plastic I love them
@@victorvirgili4447 mm yumby microplastic i'd eat up all her MEGA plastics mmm
Every time God forgives one of my sins, I come back to this video, and think about Gabriel's hourglass figure so long and so hard that it makes two more, unforgivable sins pop up in the last one's place
Hakita didn't have to make Gabe look that way, but he did 😏thank goodness for the body pillow
It’s like a hydra but somehow even harder to deal with
@@vergil5735i would say poor choice of words but it's funnier this way
it really just is the sassy strong woman we need, has abs? Check, has bøøbß? Check, has hand on hip? absolutely.
Ass&Sass best combo
im honestly scared to search up these characters on google and see some horrible fetish in ungodly detail.
also fun fact: did you know the actual body isnt it's body? its a plastic shell!
@@crazymcchannel3141 let them have their fun
@@crazymcchannel3141 let me see that true form
@@pachurro2762 it’s probably just *hell* *meat*
gabe deserved at LEAST S tier. you saw the ungodly amount of fanart. his waist is so small
solid ranking otherwise, bless u
Thank you for your well articulated response, respectable opinion
Don't forget official body pillow
its thickness tierlist
@@ohnotheyfoundmeagain bodypillow?
Edit: Never before have I wanted a bodypillow so badly than now.
@@VivelaSlime Hell yeah
"I found an ungodly amount of Gabriel porn" that killed me lel
2:36 "so then we have the mi.. m... the m.... mommy" This killed me harder than the slap of minos corpse
What’s the enemy name
@@themaskedgoku. Mindflayer. Hopefully you need it for an educational research? 😏
@@CallMeNoName1 trust me bro
It’s left me harder than Sisyphus prime slapping me directly in the face as hard as he can
A masterpiece of an ultrakill video
No way you didn't give Gabriel a P Rank, I'm mad.
And you did the virtues dirty too, having an incomprehensible anatomy is part of the charm
Gabe may be the subject of concerning amounts of fanart, but when we're talking sheer thiccness: not bad but not the best either
@@DaveDotEXE OKAY BUT THE VIRTUES
@@DaveDotEXE I wouldn't think twice about sticking my weiner somewhere in one of these things and waiting for something to happen
Why cant every fandom be like this
Gabriel’s ranking was too low bro have you SEEN his hip to waist ratio?????? His well defined chest?????? Thick thighs and strong arms and not to mention his dump truck under that skirt???? Unacceptable.
Heresy.
This is why I never get a p rank
Cuz my score is
A
S
S
Fair trade-off
He spend some time admiring
A
S
S
me when the
S
S
A
;((
That legitimately made me laugh out loud, I'm such a child
damn. you a bit slow. but you top all the kills and style.
Cant wait to see him rank the ferryman and the weird worm lookin thing in one of the sneak peeks of 5-3 or 5-4
And the turret
No joke, but present Gabriel rule 34 art is much better than the mindflayer one
why do you know this
I mean I got to agree
From what I know. Mindflayer has only single digits while Gabriel is at least in the double didgits
Where did you get this information
Guys don't sweat him, he simply knows a guy who knows a guy
It's so sad that you didn't call this video "ULTRACAKE". I mean, ngl it would be funnier
Just thought the ULTRA[smth] was getting old
I have seen so much Gabriel “artworks.” All of them unwillingly
mmm myes of course, those pesky algorithms amirite
tfw you see a cool gabriel vs v1 animation and look for the full version
@@coreflakes I hate that I know exactly what this refers too
@@coreflakes whats the cool part
@@coreflakes LMFAO
I'm honestly suprised about how little r34 this game has with a community like this.
Virtue breakdown
Legs: Chains
Body: Orb
Triangle: Face
Arms: Wings
still not thick but the orb is kinda not really thick
Gabriel's faith and masculinity combined caused a 180° flip of his... status.
WHERE IS HANK, HANK IS THE MOST T H I C C OF EM ALL
Bro. He is literally nothing but bones. "Thicc" in nonexistent on him.
You seriously do deserve more subs though, the editing is top quality, I really enjoy your sense of humor as well, Ultracrippled had me dying a few times.
i cant tell if this is peak content or the worst content, so that means its god content
3:50 now we know, thank you for your sacrifice
“Let’s see what the internet thinks”
0:52 I always thought the soldiers looked like Pepsi Man too 💀
Ultrakill community goes crazy rn
i started crying hysterically while watching this video. thanks
Ummm... thanks?
@@DaveDotEXE Exactly lol
I thought mindflayers were just the headgear with a blue body, but noooo, it's another damn good choice of an enemy due to it being in Lust, and..... You know.....
Beautiful masterpiece is the most amazing thing I have ever witnessed in my life an it will stuck with me for ever, thank you.
Pedante y carente de sentido
glad we have another mindflayer enjoyer on our hands
it is so sad that no one had seen susyphus by this point but we all know an easy P tier for susy with his dumpy
you can't just say "not much in the back" and "desolation of its posterior" like 30 seconds apart from each other.
great video
more evidence that every ultrakill player is gay
i am so... proud, of this community
Bisexual cuz of mindflayer
Who needs a thicc gf when you can have
G A B R I E L B O D Y P I L L O W
@Darakusillygoober and mannequin
I am so proud of this comunity
Yeah when playing through a layer I caught sight of schism's rear end and needles to say I got distracted. Who gave it permission to own that much cake? Its a hazard
he made the ass comparision of your enemies from the most violent old-style shooter from 2020. P for creativity
1:42 what did he do to maurice man :(
gabe should have been P tier bcuz he likes to be extra S U B M I S I V E A N D B R E E D A B L E
those are two words that the more i hear the less i expect to live
I want Giovanni and Hakita to see this
this vid is unironically what got me back in ultrakill
Eyy, nice!
Believe it or not, this video introduced me to ultrakill.
This confirms it, Ultrakill has the horniest fanbase of any game ever and
Gabriel should be at the top of the rankings. He's the manliest femboy I've ever seen...
2:36 I LAUGHED
I need That first picture of minos for research purposes and nothing more of course
🤫
Gabriel got that angel cake
3:59 I already knew that, how is that a secret?
It's pretty good too
My question to you now is: HOW did you know that beforehand?
@@DaveDotEXE I was looking for v1, and found a lot of Gabriel. It's also pretty close to official new blood stuff, like did you know that one of the concept artists of new blood games draws gay porn? And there was an unreal 5 version of the Gabriel intro that the ultrakill account retweeted, but the original followed that with v1 fucking Gabriel.
@@moomby3572 every day i consider the world of Ultrakill to be a utopia
@@moomby3572 I want to fucking ricoshot myself after reading that.
05:32 imagine his search history
It still keeps me up at night
His search history is now being watched 24/7
By the government and military
@@Bio_that_Milk_THICCand FBI
@@Vain-hl7du the fbi is actually at van very near his house looking at cameras to monitor him 24/7 and team seal six are deployed on his house if needed
I like how much free time you have dude.
Don't assume it's that much because it really isn't
@@DaveDotEXE the video says otherwise.
May I have great gratitude for thy calling my corpse and I thicc.
4:00 *W-What are you doing step-machine-?*
3:49 yeah when i was also looking at that stuff for no reason whatsoever there was so much gabriel pron, wasnt dissapointed tho fr 💯💯
for a game about murder, blood, hell, and guns, you'd expect the community to reflect that. nope lmao
Dude what were you expecting, this is the gayest game community, and I mean it in the best way possible
Bro told us not to fight but he started war because put Gabe in A tier
Let’s be honest here. Something wicked is literally the opposite of thicc.
this entire video felt like a fever dream
TIME: 6:13 | A
KILLS: 24 | S
STYLE: 2400 | S
Bone slander, justice for the BONES!!!
3:52 well... can you send the link please
🥺
👉 👈
I will leave to you the pleasure of discovery
yeah scout
@@Sermsak666 yeah medic
Probably the most informational video I've seen all week.
Every step the freshly dead corpse of kind minos took would've leveled a good mile of buildings around it solely from the clap of its asscheeks
this the first video i ever watched of your channel, and i have never aactually watched a gameplay of ultrakill just seen some memes here and there, but i like your accent, i also really like the edit, the jokes, to be honest i really liked the video great job
I love this fandom so much
Excellent video, glad I was able to shift your bias
The only tier list that matters.
Also, how were you not expecting the ultrakill community to be gay? It is the gayest community on the internet, and I am including specifically gay spaces in that. Of course there is an ungodly amount of gay gabriel porn.
He took his time out of his day to make this, I can’t respect him more.
when is 2nd part with sisyphus
when the game is out of early access
next up is mi-
the m-
mommy
great job you have unlocked a new rank "that one guy who is always sus"
Most heterosexual ultrakill player
pretty much yeah
i cannot believe the floating head without any legs is higher up on the list than a stickman
It has legs actually... better not to think too much about it
No one disrespects my man maurice >:((
they made a cannon body pillow for v1 B)
this is one of the first videos (if not the first) videos related to ultrakill i ever saw
good
how can you leave my man hank out of this
Hank's just bones my guy
@@DaveDotEXE So is like half the enemy roster
With the new lore hank is officially a ferryman, so we deserve a honorable mention
@@TheDJBrojo well thanks for the fucking spoiler
You’re so funny I laughed so hard the sub button was pressed
I can agree with this tier list
Now we wait for act 2 tier list
...which will never come. Yeah, sorry but I'm already gonna make a sequel for ultracrippled, it would just get repetitive. I will however do a "first impressions" video, in which i will try to rank new enemies on the spot
@@DaveDotEXE Ok 👌
Gab deserves P tier he has a
•Small waist
•Pretty face
•With a Big bank
“FUCK”-gabriel 2020
you should do a part 2 cuz... SISYPHUS GOT THAT C A K E (you can see each cheek sticking out)
amazing video
Thank you!
I didn't even notice the issurectionist has the funny rock in his hand.
I don't really have much to say but I had put this game on my wishlist for stream and I just found and watched this video on it and....
It honestly wants me to get it even more now lmao.
Dew it
god bless you dave
why? Why Gabriel not on P tier??
That's what he gets for being such a piss baby
thank you for your service
Is nobody talking about 2:53 ?
Why did you even make this? Now I want to Speedrun Hell until there is nothing left for you to compare.
4:57 Casual stickman racism here folks
the streetcleaner does have quite a big ass since its litterally just a ripoff of me, its being hid under that.. skirt? i dont exactly know, the cake is hid, its not a lie.
Sisyphus deserves P+ tier.
My guy friends have been talking about Ultrakill all the time and I finally looked it up yesterday
I'm not disappointed and in fact, very interested already
unfair, the ultrakill woman was nerfed, i remember her being thiccer, rip ultra woman
*even* thiccer. Goddamn