Joey Diaz - Half the stuff in your head isn't important

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

Комментарии • 91

  • @liamwilkins1086
    @liamwilkins1086 6 лет назад +464

    Im 21 and this clip right here is crucial to my life. God bless you Joey Diaz .

    • @victorvictor7802
      @victorvictor7802 6 лет назад +19

      It seems he always hits my age in these clips too, super weird and super helpfull

    • @jakeymagoo3073
      @jakeymagoo3073 5 лет назад +6

      Same here bro.. boutta be 23 in may

    • @andrewdzierson2036
      @andrewdzierson2036 5 лет назад +2

      Ata boy Liam. Do it. You know what to do.

    • @MrClubpenguin11
      @MrClubpenguin11 5 лет назад +8

      20 year old musician here Uncle Joey is our life coach

    • @quintinlyons8126
      @quintinlyons8126 5 лет назад +2

      Thinking the same, just turned 21 not even a monrh ago

  • @Stilsaw
    @Stilsaw Год назад +40

    Every time a feel mentally unwell in some way or other, Joey always pops into my life and gives me the perfect advice for the situation!!
    Love you man

    • @fzble
      @fzble 9 месяцев назад

      and I take it more deeply considering my names joey

  • @shroomer6196
    @shroomer6196 6 лет назад +163

    i need to save this for Acid.

    • @tainotribes6937
      @tainotribes6937 5 лет назад +3

      Ive watched on acid and i fucking loved it

    • @LittlePlant888
      @LittlePlant888 5 лет назад +2

      This gives me some ideas for the next time I trip. I've been holding on to a hit for a month, waiting for the right time. Thanks.

    • @555tonyleon
      @555tonyleon 4 года назад +2

      Just watch it

  • @waynedoyle5584
    @waynedoyle5584 6 лет назад +90

    0.24 mark....what joey states here is one of the best advise my mother gave me ....." you can split the world in 2 half,s, one half live there lives with drama , the other just get on with it "...example....you stump your toe, some will say there going to die , other people know the pain will happen and go .

  • @user_-qg6yd
    @user_-qg6yd 9 месяцев назад +8

    When uncle Joey starts with a "listen", I lock in and know he's about to drop some real knowledge and wisdom.

  • @BMF_Network
    @BMF_Network 5 лет назад +41

    "Until 30 somthing I was a wet dream" lmfao

  • @freeshipping9643
    @freeshipping9643 3 года назад +10

    Your creating a geniuses w/this. To find this in 20's is unimaginable to get this info w/o the setbacks. Thanks joey u the best

  • @SVT02888
    @SVT02888 4 года назад +48

    The older I become the more I believe this is true.

  • @Andrew932
    @Andrew932 4 года назад +61

    Tripping on shrooms listening to uncle Joey.
    Love from the UK

    • @archetypal5027
      @archetypal5027 4 года назад +5

      You're a fucking tree

    • @pumpkinman5954
      @pumpkinman5954 3 года назад +1

      If you're doing shrooms get off youtube seriously

    • @JAWS99
      @JAWS99 2 года назад +1

      If ur in Scotland give me sum bro

    • @Kryptdegen
      @Kryptdegen Год назад

      Tremendous!

  • @ryanwatchman9551
    @ryanwatchman9551 7 лет назад +12

    "I could fuck up a wet dream" 😂

  • @Andyhoffman98
    @Andyhoffman98 3 года назад +7

    As someone with OCD, this is very true.

  • @ga6567
    @ga6567 7 лет назад +25

    Right on Joey 👍real spit.

  • @memevarg2530
    @memevarg2530 Год назад +1

    Needed to hear this.

  • @janberkemeier7406
    @janberkemeier7406 Год назад +2

    "I already felt insecure about being a thief, a piece of shit and a junkie. Did I really have to add car salesman to that list?"
    Joey casually tossing out lines that most comedians couldn't write if they tried to

  • @AANation360
    @AANation360 2 года назад +3

    I'm 23 and in SF this hit closer than I thought

  • @imoutoai6329
    @imoutoai6329 Год назад +1

    I just turned 23 I love this man I hope to meet him

  • @tsr6220
    @tsr6220 3 года назад +2

    Joey dropping them gems

  • @madcat61207
    @madcat61207 5 лет назад +12

    The Way of the Peaceful Warrior

  • @makp.2586
    @makp.2586 8 месяцев назад

    This clip is gold

  • @TheBladerRyan
    @TheBladerRyan 6 лет назад +5

    great stuff

  • @killerdude1900
    @killerdude1900 2 года назад +3

    Loll listening to this while I just got my first big company car salesman 😅

  • @leejganderson7827
    @leejganderson7827 2 года назад +2

    *So so so so True 💗*

  • @ARES11784
    @ARES11784 7 месяцев назад +2

    Ive learned better life lessons from Joey than my actual father😂

  • @Guy-cs8yj
    @Guy-cs8yj 5 лет назад +1

    “I could fuck up a wet dream” duddee LoL

  • @acb723
    @acb723 4 года назад +9

    This man, my famz and friends got me through my alcholism and hard drug abuse . 3 years clean off the drugs 2 yrs this june 24th from alchohol, still smoke my reefer but that about it. Love you uncle jojo 😁😁

    • @jasonly1129
      @jasonly1129 3 года назад +1

      Happy for you brother. Ganja is the best medicine.

  • @rodgerhall109
    @rodgerhall109 6 лет назад +5

    this so true

  • @Andrew-sj2lh
    @Andrew-sj2lh Год назад +1

    Please don’t ever die on us uncle Joey may god and Jesus bless you

  • @DominicGrindrod
    @DominicGrindrod Год назад

    Uncle Joey is the 🐐

  • @mexicanpanda510
    @mexicanpanda510 3 года назад +3

    When he said 23 confused frustrated and scared I felt that I’m 21 tho but y’all get the idea

  • @cipri95thing
    @cipri95thing 5 лет назад +5

    Listen...

  • @BabyDan1
    @BabyDan1 Год назад

    Joey was making double what I make in 2023 in California 😭

  • @pxytonmoore
    @pxytonmoore 3 года назад +1

    this is truth

  • @remmodthirtyone287
    @remmodthirtyone287 7 лет назад +3

    Where is full podcast?

    • @moyolehuani
      @moyolehuani 5 лет назад

      Remmod ThirtyOne apple podcasts

    • @heathgarcia1812
      @heathgarcia1812 5 лет назад

      Click on the description and type in the episode number on RUclips they’re all on here

  • @aamaca3790
    @aamaca3790 3 года назад +1

    I could fuck up a wet dream hahaha, legendary

  • @blkqbano78
    @blkqbano78 5 лет назад +3

    I'd buy a car from Uncle Joey...lol

  • @singlemotherRespector
    @singlemotherRespector Год назад

    Real.

  • @afloatfish
    @afloatfish 4 года назад +3

    Going for a job interview today thx boss for the shit

  • @tomgreenfan
    @tomgreenfan 3 года назад

    ❤️❤️❤️

  • @craigrobertson8364
    @craigrobertson8364 5 лет назад

    Dam right,every job has the other side of the coin.heads or tails.dealing with the public,I worked for old school car dealers,big deal for many people a game almost,how ever after the earth quakes in chch nz,Insurance companies have rightly taken over the mantel of dodgy dealings by simply playing time with claims now nearly ten years in settlement and counting

  • @Cornwall1888
    @Cornwall1888 7 лет назад +16

    4 x 12 = 48 joey

    • @BuddhaDog93
      @BuddhaDog93 7 лет назад +4

      Cornwall1888
      Cocaine math

    • @jeffreycollins7297
      @jeffreycollins7297 5 лет назад +3

      You didn't see he was actually talking about AFTER Taxes.

  • @liamporter6243
    @liamporter6243 4 года назад +23

    I love the way he is meticulously cleaning his phone while he says this.

  • @titobalkani8240
    @titobalkani8240 5 лет назад

    Jersey Science

  • @plataneros12
    @plataneros12 4 года назад

    1986 making 48 a yr lol joey was basically making 115,000 before taxes hahaha joey contend

  • @antpolo3750
    @antpolo3750 5 лет назад +1

    stay black uncle Joey!!!

    • @prezz1257
      @prezz1257 4 года назад +2

      @@Psyminds joey says it alot, stay black.

    • @plasma9839
      @plasma9839 4 года назад +1

      Psyminds found the gentile

  • @tonypolicastro7030
    @tonypolicastro7030 4 года назад +1

    Joey your the man I’m your buddy George’s friend a us marine from fairview and north Bergen summer school prom gay and rago where my close friends check my you tube video out please semper fi do or die my name Mc Pol thanks godbless stay strong

  • @nickbarcheck1019
    @nickbarcheck1019 Год назад +1

    Nothing in your head is important.