HOW I WON THE GREAT POTATO WAR (APRIL FOOLS)
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- Опубликовано: 31 мар 2020
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Игры
Technoblade: *Press X to doubt.*
It's April fools
bill gr WHAT? he totally didn’t know that!
for me it's april 2nd lol
TIME IS IRRELEVANT
april fools
Alternate title: Pig causes a squid to blow up his home over potatos
Doggo like Beanz more like realistic title
You can clearly see how that was edited in XD
Looooooool
hahahahaha
Sounds like me and my siblings
"you lose,"- Sun Tzu, the art of war
Technoblade never dies
Check the date for the vid
@@faduska we know
We win these - Adolf Hitler
“DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE!” -Sun Tzu,
The Art of War
“DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE” -Millennial Sun Tzu
He’s gen z lol
@@lleah2839 should I r/wooosh u
@@lleah2839 yea ill do it
@@lleah2839 r/wooosh
@@aciddic9320 bro this isn’t even a valid reply…
Technoblade: "While im_a_squid_kid had farmed over 1 billion potatoes, I had farmed over 5 billion potatoes."
This probably true
@@simsen0570 yeah
Said mill not bill
Jason Shlez hmm, it’s like it was a joke
Hmmm, yeah, so here’s the thing, I never asked,
I thought this was real, and then realized what today was.
So did I bro
same here xD
Guzzy Gang I thought it was real until I looked at the comments before watching the video
DestroyingNoobler same
Today is April 2nd
Technoblade has determination far greater than any human (or squid) could match. You put up an incredible fight and made a whole community sit on the edge of their seats. Thank you for finally being one of the few people who could rival the mighty pig.
They are both, finally free
“Rival”
Techno blade is the king but squid put up an amazing fight I have to say
I agree
Yes he kinda won cus even if you win it’s pain to keep your crown
Welp you tried and I respect the hell outa you dude. You've gained me on the squid kid train.
I think that you are here after the TeCHNobLAde video
@@chardeusexmachina1676 no sugar sherlock
@@possiblespartan _"sugar"_
@@pineapplebruh thats right and if you say that again I'm going to beat your rocky road up and down.
@@possiblespartan what is this take on family friendly insults?
“Photoshop”
-Technoblade
@@The_Gerry_Man "Gerryshop"
@@ghstli "The shop of which I manipulate my photos"
Potatoshop
@@Nugcon the store in which I use software to change the appearance of my photos
@@GirixK A place called a shop that is used to use a software to change the appearance of an object called a photo that comes from a camera
i didnt understand beceause i watched this 1 month after 1 april lmao
Same
Same
I saw it on April 4th and flipped out until I saw it was an April fools day joke
Same
Same
Me watching this after techno blade won
Big oofs man
watch the whole video before commenting
sands undertale Ik how it ends I was talking about the title
Ikr
He lost
"F you lose"
-sun tzu: the art of the war.
Seriously gg you did great
"Ez"
-sun tzu: the art of toxicity
"L"
- sun tzu: the art of potato war
bruh its fake the 1mil potatoes at the start are edited in idiot.
"Now upload videos"
-Sun Tzu: the art of the war
@@V0L7 you sound lowkey stupid rn
I almost fell for it until he started destroying his island. I looked at his nametag and realized that his health wasn't there, meaning that it wasn't in Hypixel.
Derpykylo big brain you have
Also he hadn’t got a red name
Also he wouldn't destroy his base from 2 reasons: 1 he won't destroy his base because he spent so much time building it and 2 he knows if he will destroy his home Island and the form technoblade could just pass him in 10 seconds with his crazy potato farm!
@@amirshlomolavanWait, Technoblade surpassing him doesn't matter because he "won" the war, but I agree with the first reason.
Derpykylo it's April fools
I freaked out, eating grilled cheese at midnight in my cult leader costume in bed. And then i rememberd, april fools
Why... *why were you wearing a cult leader costume?*
MysticLiz _ government says we gotta work from home now
@@Despacitoian Just because world is in ruin doesn't mean we can't have cults anymore.
It took me a bit to realize that it’s a April fools prank
Respect the hell out of you, you and techno had quite the fight which is how I found you so gg man
It was a April fools before the potato war ended techno released the potato war 3
1:17 yes, a man of culture I see
Squid: I got a billion
Techno blade: LOL NERD I HAVE A TRILLION
Lmao
@@tree6817 oaml
YES
Check the date of the vid bud
Hedgehog Cuber its a joke.....
they will both go down in history
squid, the old god of taters,
and a humanoid pig with disturbingly good skills at basically everything.
This is April fools video lol
A pig that is good at everything... except for building,
ah yes, forgive me.
except for uploading more than twice a decade
The pig has some pretty good elbows too
Who came here after seeing Techno's final potato war video
Fr lol
not mebut i commented here cuz y not
Moi
Me
Me, oof
You did well squid, a worthy rival of techno we give you our respect
*Squid blows up base*
Technoblade:
That's an interesting tactic.
he didnt actually do it, he downloaded the world and went in singleplayer creative
r/woooosh
@@thegodguy925 whether you were replying to him or to me, you can't just use the "it's a joke" excuse. all jokes are ground for criticism, especially if they get facts wrong.
@@samdugan3511 Just go with the comment dude
@@slytha3002 i was letting people now that he didnt actually do it, im sure some people think he did
Little did we know... this isn’t an April fools joke
Unexpected Games OH NOO
wAIT WAT
This is bull.
Watch the end, it was an april fools joke.
Voidstruction r/wooosh
squid kid: i have won the war
tecnoblade: keep dreaming
“You’re a bozo” -Sun Tzu, the art of war
Bro he challenged techno
This might be an april fools but you can't fool us with your gorgeous hair
he's bald
@@obliteratordeathcon4456 rude
@@lulz7244 u telling me squids. Mollusk can have hair?
ah. i see you took orders from techno too
Omg i almost fell for this
i did fall for it.
Same
Sad to say I thought he won, but instantly realised him blowing up the base was a joke lol
Wtf impostor
I fell for it, I looked on google any everything. I’m to involved in this war
I appreciate him blowing up his base
you went toe to toe with technoblade, and for that, you have my respect.
you techno had a heart attack when he saw this in his sub box
Toblerone he probably laughed about the jerry bit
Yo*
@@kairoruther6017 date
Check date
@@lirpa6575 we are aware.
all jokes aside, no matter what other people say about him, whether its he doesnt derserve all the subs and whatnot, this man has some sick editing
or its replay mod
@@demondez7205 idk, but it does look nice
I like it too.
IKR HE EDITED IT LIKE WHAT DO U MEEEAAAAN
Matt Ye he doesn’t deserve the subs tho
Note to all people who came after Technoblade's video:
-watch the entire video before commenting.
FlameMonster1414 or read the title maybe
the comment was written before the title changed
Can y’all chill please? This was an April Fools joke, please read the date of this vid :/
By forfeiting and joining Technoblade’s side as one of his lesser goons, is the only way Squid could ever win the Potato War
@@rusty_thecat9880 the Japanese got nuked twice and like them squid will one day get 15 full double chests of hot potato books from techno
If you cant beat them, join them. (Sun Tzu, Art Of War)
@@jacobchai8089 then destroy them ?
Rusty_the Cat Didn’t the Japanese unconditionally surrender? Also didn’t they all kill themselves? Is that really something to strive for? Fighting to the end even with no chance of winning is honourable, but incredibly stupid, and a waste of time.
@@rusty_thecat9880 then get the sun dropped on you twice
this guy probably has mixed feelings about technoblade literally sabotaging his own farm to get #1 but also skyrocketing his youtube channel
Well it's a trade of meaningless internet numbers for a career.
a great trade imo
@@saldan3985 subscribers arent meaningless he can literally make money off of those meanwhile potatoes dont give him anything
@@alyero6341 you stupid he's talking about the potatoes
Alyero potatoes are life, potatoes are love
-Random Irish person
I hate how the newest comments are all either toxic or just not understanding 1. This was before the end of potato war 2. April fools
Wdym this was afte techno won
Hippity Hoppity, Techno owns the Potato King Property!
I am sad bc he had to sabotage squid’s island
@@manthespoon all he did was make him change a painting
Jokes aside...
We all know a great carrot war is coming... Or maybe it has already started, who knows?
Yea, by Tommy innit
No... its the mutton war next
There is a cacao bean war out there
@@Dan-tt5dh The great carrot war was started way before tommyinnit started his series
(Source: forums)
@@zzzzz28 duude. Everyone just copied it from Techno. Its just boring and not funny rn
Hi Squid Kid. Do you have any thoughts on the return of Minecraft Monday and how it may impact the Great Potato War?
Hello zyphon from 3 months ago
Hii
hello zyphon
hi there
why does this have 8 likes
This aged like a physically disabled grandma when she stops taking her pills
what
what
Bruh
Same
Mood
“All war is deception”- Sun Tzu
God, people need to stop saying “yOu LiAr, tEcHnO wOn, lOl yOu sUcK” like, this was an april fools joke, check the date and watch to the end of the video.
I don’t think anyone is saying that tho 🤔
@@jackryan1329 i see like 7 people
@@jackryan1329 I've commented on like 8
Teehee,techno is better.
@@mathewlaw6275 no shit
This is actually quality content im proud
Sry I can’t like it’s at 69
Ummmm its April 1
OThat Gaming
So what? April fools jokes can’t be quality content?
Traitor...
Bet
I actually really liked the montage of you blowing up your base, and honestly just your base in general it's really well made.
Also nice hair.
Both you and technoblade are insane props on keeping up with the war and congrats on second place
“If you can’t beat them, join them, then betray them brutally”
- some random person’s dad, I don’t really know
It would be so toxic if techno posted a video called “How I lost the great potato war
@@immasnarl292 Indeed.
тa check his channel
@@immasnarl292 Are you one of those 8 year olds that's just an idiot or are you just trying to look funny?
@ProszęBardzo What do you mean.
Necrpotato this video was post in april fools , so you have been tricked
"DANCE, POTATO BOY!" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Pov: Your looking for kids by sorting by new
Lmfao yes
Yeah there are so MUCH
Technoblade: makes squid his enemy
Squid: stalks his vids and is most likely subscribed to techno
Techno: i didnt do it for potatoes i did it for subs
Now squid is subscribed to techno lol
That makes sense
Technoblade: *oh you're approching me*
squidkid: *i can't get content without coming closer*
Meftah Marouane Is TaHt a jOjO rEFeRencesss!!!!
I love the jojo community so much that it’s EVERYWHERE
NIIICEE !!
Awesome video dude Hahahaha love the effort here. Really cool to see your view of the potato war
There gose 9 months “-Sun Tzu, the art of war”
Watch till the end, otherwise you'll forget it's April 1st.
Notwhat Uthink that pfp is painful to look at,
The Despacitoian i couldnt agree any more
Mhm
2:09 technoblade: NOT THE AFK MACHINE. NOOOOOOOO
In secret: yeees, you this will get me 10% more potato
Dance potato boy dance.
- Sun Tzu, the art of war
Honestly man well done you fought a good fight and I’m super impressed that not only did you fight against someone with more subs you were close to victory and never gave you’re a true legend
check the date of the video
sands undertale he said squid almost won, you dense cabbage, read the comment next time
Why do subs matter?
AHAHHAHA he has green day playing i love that
If this was real imagine him being just 1 potato short and techno won
HAHAHAHAHAH LOL
Well if 88 mil counts as 1
@Daki i knew it was a joke i just said if 88 Million is 1 then it wouldnt be a joke
if he was 1 potato short he could still farm and get ahead
@@oskargame holy shit that prediction
I tip my hat to you sir. As you were brave enough to stand your ground against techno. And not in normal pvp. But true war. You may not have won in the end. But you put up a damn good fight. You have my deepest respect.
Holy, the first 15 seconds I see, were absolutely hilarious. When you see the 1,000,000,000, the background was slightly more gray than the other counts
2:30 this is basically just Yoshikage Kira in a nutshell
But his aim was kind of off*
Oi josuke?
"Some random bs"
- Sun Tzu, the guy everyone makes up quotes from
Edit: OMFG 900 LIKES!
Edit 2: 1K! LETS GO!
A lot of quotes that Techno used in his vids are actual quotes (except the YT one)
also confucius
Just Baguette except*
@@donuts9549 Indeed
"no no, every quote is real. youre just closed-minded"
-sun tzu
“Get rekt, you tried your best”
-Sun tzu, the art of war
Gg
The only person worthy to rival the pig god
Being 2nd place did not mean you lose,being 2nd place means there's only 1 person good enough to overcome you
It was that way cuz they had already farmed like a few months before it went public... so you cannot see it that way LOL
Damn, this has so much production value lol
As the great sun tzu said
"The oppurtunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself"-sun tzu art of war
I subscribed because of how much I feel bad for you dedicating so much time to the war and loosing
you: I am inevitable.
technoblade: and I.. am.. A PIG!!
Damn april fools
“Technoblade does die”
NO, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIEESS!!!!!
“Technoblade does die” welp that aged well (rip techno)
:(
Me watching this in another Alternate Universe where Squid kid really won
Nani!!! There’s no way his isn’t April fools or something
MangosCats it wasnt
I doubt that
Look at the end of the vid
ImmaSnarl this is RUclips I don’t care about grammar that much
@@immasnarl292 1st: That sentence he just said is actually correct, you dumbass
2nd: What's the problem with grammar, you do know there's people who struggle with English and your like "learn your granmar". This actually isn't a good example, since he was actually correct but who cares
3rd and last: I'm not even English, I'm Portuguese and I know more than to throw my manners under the bus just to insult someone without even thinking.
Hope this makes you change a bit, otherwise I spent 2 minutes of my life writing a worthless comment in a comment section where nobody cares...
*wait*
"I fear you have awakened a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve"
I respect the hell out of you even though you lost
And yes I know this was an April fools day joke
"You stinky bozo."- Sun Tzu. the art of war
“How I’m losing the potato war”
“How I won the potato war”
On one hand I was the best robot. On the other, MY STATUE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
You are a legend for going this long on this god
So much respect for your efforts.
It works well that this goes with Lego's video lol
Squid be like “calling a tactical nuke on my location”
1:10 the 2nd place there LMFAO
This video made me wanna subscribe hahaha , amazing, also , nice music
Techoblade never loses
Technoblade never dies
@@assertedone7363 He died in Dream's new video.
This is so bittersweet ❤
RUclips asked me to rate this video, so I gave it 5 stars. It asked how I would describe it, and I choose heart warming.
I can tell if it’s hate or joke
@@kevinm657 this channel is technoblade, assume its satirical comedy
When you think he did, but remember the date:
=(
No we feel c:
@@duni7584 depends if you're on the pig's side or the squid's side my friend...
:)) nice
Well you got me... Only one that pranked me in this day... I thought this was real until I went to write "GG" comment and saw a comment "I thought this was real until I realized what day is..."
Well... At least I laughed...
This is a great April fools
Technoblade: you lose. And i am the great potato king and puppetier . DANCE!! DANCE POTATO BOY!! DANCE!!
God I love the amount of techno fans being wooooshed by this video
Liquid Lijah yup
DANCE POTATO BOY, DANCE
You earned mt sub dude
Good job heheheheehe (but mad respect cause it takes a long time to do all that stuff)
This was amazing. The amount of effort put into this is honestly praise worthy. I can’t believe people say he doesn’t deserve his subs!
ImmaSnarl are you alright?
His videos are not good though, I've seen so many youtubers with way better content who only have about 5000 subs.
@Pro_Sniper731 Buddy, as technoblade said, he gained his suscribers with his determination of wining the potato war, he lost, then, instead of leaving the war, he fighted to get his place back, he is admirable.
Who is here after Technoblades video?
Respect that the effort u ve put into the potato war
you got my respect mate, like for real.
April fools funny joke hahahaha