Atheists Lack God Doodies

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @7inrain
    @7inrain Год назад +30

    "Your duty as an atheist is to love god!"
    He neither comprehends what an atheist is nor what love is.

  • @Eric_Hunt194
    @Eric_Hunt194 Год назад +79

    I tried loving my neighbour as I love myself once... things got very weird very quickly!

    • @foxsicle
      @foxsicle Год назад +4

      LEL...! xD

    • @fred_derf
      @fred_derf Год назад +6

      +Alfonso La Pulce, writes _"things got very weird very quickly!"_
      The best experiences always do...

    • @nealgrimes4382
      @nealgrimes4382 Год назад +3

      I dp covet my neighbours Ass though, he runs a lot.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад +2

      My second neighbour got a restraining order against my loving my neighbour as myself.
      The first one died after an overdose of nicotine and alcohol.
      🤷

  • @FakingANerve
    @FakingANerve Год назад +112

    The confidence in his delivery of absolute drivel is borderline impressive.

    • @Anonymous-md2qp
      @Anonymous-md2qp Год назад +8

      The whole time I kept thinking “he can’t possibly be convinced by what he is saying.”

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton Год назад +9

      There needs to be a Law named after apologists like this that says the amount of confidence is inversely proportional to the amount of making a goddamn point and opposite of the quantity of any sort of freaking evidence.
      Hell, let's just call it that. The Law of Apologetics: Confidence = (1/points) * -1(evidence)

    • @klarmy8824
      @klarmy8824 Год назад +3

      lol or maybe just Borderline

    • @pierrelahaie6359
      @pierrelahaie6359 Год назад +3

      Yes the definition of word salad.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад +1

      @@pierrelahaie6359 I was thinking, no it's much worse, but you're exactly right.
      He throws in words and concepts that are common in theism to make it seem sensible but it's just word salad and people with have to convert it to ideas and then the emotional manipulations Mike used encourage them to do that with wishful thinking and they come to the conclusion that god and Mike are genius and super kind and loving. And Mike and many people then defend it with a big dose of utilitarianism and say:" Well, it inspires people to be kind, so who cares?" And then I suggest to get people to worship a narcissist and be kind, or else, and they'll be like, no no no, that's abusive.
      🤷

  • @JimmyTuxTv
    @JimmyTuxTv Год назад +198

    You know when you’re asked to love a son of a King you’ve never met for future treasures it’s a scam right?

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 Год назад +36

      God is a Nigerian Prince?

    • @DavidRichardson153
      @DavidRichardson153 Год назад +19

      ​@@condorboss3339Yes, and he doesn't need to ask you for your bank account info, not when he has a whole religion to guilt you into handing it over willingly.

    • @project_nihilist
      @project_nihilist Год назад +10

      A rich Nigerian Prince and lucky us we have a special relationship with him and 🎉he’s DEAD too…
      and you will be forever rich.
      What a great analogy

    • @OneEyed_Jack
      @OneEyed_Jack Год назад +4

      ​@Bad_Mojo but only after you're dead and can't report back on the experience. Sounds legit.

    • @eacalvert
      @eacalvert Год назад +2

      Nice

  • @LeopoldieKevin
    @LeopoldieKevin Год назад +47

    -What is my purpose?
    -you pass butter
    - but I want to be a singer and bring joy.
    - your purpose is whatever I want you to do.
    -but...free will?
    - I'm omnipotent, it doesn't exist.
    - oh my Lisa

  • @yadabub
    @yadabub Год назад +39

    Mike Winger's version of Christianity seems to be to put the cart before the horse, then full speed ahead until death.

    • @Dock284
      @Dock284 Год назад +1

      lol sounds accurate

  • @georgem2334
    @georgem2334 Год назад +140

    I've been an atheist since age ten. I'm a good and decent person with purpose in my life. No supernatural entity required or desired.

    • @rasputin3263
      @rasputin3263 Год назад +27

      I'm like you I've been an atheist since I was twelve and I can't understand how intelligent people can fall for that crap.

    • @knarf_on_a_bike
      @knarf_on_a_bike Год назад +14

      I'm with you. I was ten when I first questioned the existence of a god. My "purpose" is the one I have decided upon - just like every person in the world.

    • @WetbackNoSetback
      @WetbackNoSetback Год назад +3

      I been an atheist longer than I known i was, but similar age as you, & im not a good person, im just a person capable of theft, rape, & murder if the scenario calls for it 😂 tupac said i aint a killer but dont push me, i say push me we will find out together ❤

    • @jeremykoehnlein2158
      @jeremykoehnlein2158 Год назад +13

      @@knarf_on_a_bike but but but my imaginary friend agrees with the one I picked! You’re doing it wrong. Mike says so.

    • @sledzeppelin
      @sledzeppelin Год назад

      Oh be honest, you just hate god and want to rebel against him, right? /s

  • @brunomeral7885
    @brunomeral7885 Год назад +23

    There is truly magic in this moldy dusty old book: you can make it say anything and the opposite as much as you want..... what a gem for scammers!

    • @ayybeealternative1999
      @ayybeealternative1999 Год назад +2

      If you understand it then the book is literal if you don't understand it then the book is metaphorical. You can pick and choose which parts of the book is metaphorical and literal

  • @emeraldspark101
    @emeraldspark101 Год назад +30

    Thank you for sitting through this guy's self-rectal-inspection.

    • @B.S._Lewis
      @B.S._Lewis Год назад +4

      Belly button gazing?

    • @jursamaj
      @jursamaj Год назад +3

      @@B.S._Lewis That's not the part of anatomy that 'rectal' refers to…

    • @B.S._Lewis
      @B.S._Lewis Год назад +1

      @@jursamaj I know. I was doing a throwback to the video. But with all the doodie talk, rectal works too.

    • @rickn8or
      @rickn8or Год назад +2

      So the rest of us didn't have to...

    • @emeraldspark101
      @emeraldspark101 Год назад +1

      @B.S. Lewis Nah, nothing so polite. Btw, love your handle.

  • @cherylw1958
    @cherylw1958 Год назад +33

    Believing in a god is such a strange concept to me, I grew up in an atheist household and god is not needed to live a good life. My dad was such a good man with great principals and yet he didn't go to church or read the bible. Then when I left home and had roommates I saw how guilty they felt doing things that the bible or church didn't approved of and it baffled me, I felt so sorry for them.

    • @JimCastleberry
      @JimCastleberry Год назад

      God is necessary for any moral good or evil to exist in reality. You are writing checks atheism cannot cash. Atheism is morally bankrupt, evacuating any and all real moral significance to life.

    • @cherylw1958
      @cherylw1958 Год назад +8

      I just find it so hard to believe in something you can not see or hear or have any evidence of, such a waste of what appears to be our only life trying to please some oddly neurotic being who wants many billions of people worshipping him. Seems so illogical. Stop preaching to me as I will never believe in such odd beliefs.

    • @bernierasmusson9257
      @bernierasmusson9257 Год назад +9

      ​@@GeklmintendontofAwesomeWhy do you believe things that are not apparently true?

    • @stevenf927
      @stevenf927 Год назад +6

      @Keggek Risen from the dead? Non Christians, like Romulus and Osirus came back to life long before Jesus was born. Eternal life? The Egyptians were building massive pyramids thousands of years before Jesus to help get them into the afterlife (The Pharoh would get to the afterlife and then once there he would help his subjects get there too).
      And "seen things" - faith healing has been debunked and speaking in tongues occurs in religions other than Christianity.

    • @tan_x_dx
      @tan_x_dx Год назад +5

      ​@Keggek Define "life". Define "death".
      What do these terms even mean? Why should we want or care about "eternal life"?

  • @Wytch4
    @Wytch4 Год назад +32

    I think he is trying to convince himself, more than anything else.

    • @scambammer6102
      @scambammer6102 Год назад +1

      he's trying to convince donors more than anything

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      Faith requires and encourages people to rationalize. This is exactly what Mike is doing. It's fucking sad and it makes me puke and my head hurt.

  • @ObsessedStephenKingFanatic1974
    @ObsessedStephenKingFanatic1974 Год назад +95

    "Guys, if I can't get on my hands and knees everyday and suck up to invisible sky daddy, than what's the purpose of living? If I can't stroke invisible sky daddy's massive ego, then what's the point"
    -Mike Winger, probably

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 Год назад +7

      Listening to this I just think it sounds pathetic.

    • @feedingravens
      @feedingravens Год назад +7

      Unspoken, but implied by Mike Winger "I am the (self-proclaimed) mouthpiece of God, so when you want direct access to God, DONATE to me and not the other preachers and prophets.

    • @rickn8or
      @rickn8or Год назад +4

      If that's all your purpose in life is, then you might as well be a bug.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад +1

      I have to leave the thumbs up at 69, so I'll just say that part of my personal -need- meaning in life is to get up my knees and suck and stroke my daddy :) So I can kind of relate with Winger here. But mine causes Earthquakes, so there :p

  • @lisaboban
    @lisaboban Год назад +13

    I'm fulfilling my purpose, which is buying you some whiskey.

    • @triadmad
      @triadmad Год назад +6

      Don't let Sir Sic find out you're buying whiskey for someone else. Unless of course you're also buying substantially more for him.

    • @marcusreading3783
      @marcusreading3783 Год назад +1

      Wrong British Atheboi.

  • @capthavic
    @capthavic Год назад +15

    Yeah no if "love me unconditionally or be punished forever!" are your terms, then I'm not gonna love you because that is the mentality of a dictator/abusive parent.

    • @zuglymonster
      @zuglymonster Год назад +2

      EXACTLY. I just commented something similar

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger Год назад +1

      Heck, I wouldn't accept "love me or be punished" - unconditional or otherwise, forever or short term.

    • @marcusreading3783
      @marcusreading3783 Год назад

      I can only think of one situation where that line would be acceptable and it involves to consenting adults and aftercare.

  • @Eric_Hunt194
    @Eric_Hunt194 Год назад +20

    I can't be the only one who finds it both hilarious and a bit creepy when Wingboy here says "enjoy [God] forever"... right?

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra Год назад +2

      As I reckon God is a tall, busty, beautiful red head, I'm sure it'll be fine.

    • @Dock284
      @Dock284 Год назад +1

      oh yeah it's mega sus

  • @ShikataGaNai100
    @ShikataGaNai100 Год назад +25

    Well, as an atheist...if I had a hammer...I'd hammer in the morning...I'd hammer in the evening...all over this land. I'd hammer out danger. I'd hammer out warning. "I'd hammer out love between the brothers and the sisters...all over this land." But, that's just me, Peter, Paul & Mary.

    • @mrapistevist
      @mrapistevist Год назад +1

      Lol 😆

    • @wjpperry1
      @wjpperry1 Год назад

      I'd do the same if I had hammer, a bell, or a song

  • @thetalkingbear
    @thetalkingbear Год назад +52

    I was a Christibob from mid-teens to thirties. I treat people decently because I want to be treated that way, and I like to make people feel comfortable around me.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 Год назад +7

      That's exactly what I'm trying to do, as an atheist.

    • @thetalkingbear
      @thetalkingbear Год назад +4

      @@MrCanis4 I'm closer to atheism than theism. I'm agnostic, teetering ever so slowly to unbelief.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 Год назад +2

      @@thetalkingbear Great to hear that. 99% of people who have ever lived on this plane have never believed, let alone heard of one particular god. I am very strongly convinced that the overwhelming majority still had a hard but solid, sincere and fulfilled life.
      And as you find out for yourself, you don't need a god for a decent morality. On the contrary. Religions divide people into groups, these groups compete with each other over people, land, resources and ultimately for power.
      But I'm not saying this is an exclusively religious thing, this is a 'group' thing.

    • @therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar
      @therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar Год назад

      When we were raised as Christians we were taught that our goodness came from God.
      But what I've observed is that people are good, or people are not good, and they are going to use their religion either way.
      If you're a good person, then you'll probably be a decent Christian.
      If you're a bad person then you will use Christianity to harm others, and deflect, gaslight, and justify that because what they think the Bible is telling them to do.

  • @gilgamesh.....
    @gilgamesh..... Год назад +14

    That guy is honestly sad and pathetic. He believes that his life has no meaning unless someone else tells him it does.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад +1

      Your words almost makes me want to hug him. But... it's Mike and I'd change my mind and do something else. I better stay away from him. I would just give him a headache.

  • @d4l3d
    @d4l3d Год назад +7

    If the man can't reason his way out of a paper bag then is he falling back on the old God Of The Bags argument?

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Год назад +43

    I don't have an invisible sky wizard in my life and I'm quite 😊

    • @JimCastleberry
      @JimCastleberry Год назад

      But you are a liar. Nobody believes in a sky wizard. Liars suck. Typical atheist trash.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 Год назад +4

      and you know, we can live without fear of hell.

  • @michaelhawk6847
    @michaelhawk6847 Год назад +6

    I still struggle to believe that adults say such things with a straight face.

  • @FoxyRaccoon84
    @FoxyRaccoon84 Год назад +6

    Holy Burger-Flipper?
    Anointed Sales Clerk?
    Oh, I know; Righteous Stripper.
    Nailed it (with a tool designed for something other than hitting nails, naturally).

  • @mjjoe76
    @mjjoe76 Год назад +35

    If his god exists, there is no free will because we don’t get to choose our purpose in life. He wants to live under a god’s thumb. That vision sounds horrifying to me.

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  Год назад +7

      I’m not down!

    • @JimCastleberry
      @JimCastleberry Год назад

      That's a ridiculous comment. Free-will doesn't mean unlimited options.
      Atheism is foolish. Atheism reduces you to a soulless chemically deterministic machine with zero possibility of free-will. Madness.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 Год назад +1

      All religions are attractive to personalities prone to taking the submissive role in dominance relationships.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 Год назад

      All religions are attractive to personalities prone to taking the submissive role in dominance relationships.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 Год назад

      All religions are attractive to personalities prone to taking the submissive role in dominance relationships.

  • @almcdermid9669
    @almcdermid9669 Год назад +24

    I love how he admits to being a tool.

    • @anthonysmith8800
      @anthonysmith8800 Год назад +11

      Hmmm, not sure about that. Tools are useful!

    • @jasonsabbath6996
      @jasonsabbath6996 Год назад +3

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      @@anthonysmith8800 If you have a Mike Winger everything looks like a nail.
      Edit: Holy shit! I didn't even see that pun, let alone intend it. The manipulative jackass has a video explaining how a bible verse about a lion is about jesus because the lion bites someone (probably innocent) in the verse and teeth are like nails and nails are used to -keep the chains from falling aff of the pole- nail Jesus' hands and feet to the cross (probably because crucifixion sounds like a cross or some shit, I dunno, seems kind of expensive and unnecessary to use a cross when you have poles and the Romans agreed, so... where was Jesus executed again?) and therefor it's a prophecy about Jesus and christianity is true.

  • @casimir970
    @casimir970 Год назад +2

    My dadmakes me watch this guy on Sundays for "worship" but ive never really seen anyone else talking about him, its quite nice.
    Also, you sound like clavicus vile. Subscribed.

  • @filker0
    @filker0 Год назад +8

    Mr Winger seems to have a purpose that he has chosen which is to be annoying.
    The purpose he proposed is a dark, hopeless vision - mankind is a cosmetic that has no purpose other than to make it feel important.
    The premise that Jesus was sacrificed to redeem all of humanity but (in his stated beliefs) we are still sinners who must give their lives over to Christ to avoid eternal punishment, is absurd. The "sacrifice" made no difference, it seems.

  • @PacesIII
    @PacesIII Год назад +9

    Mike accidentally fell together between his mom's legs to resemble something like a person, but he has no self-determined purpose.

  • @badger1296
    @badger1296 Год назад +6

    08:08
    For being the 'ultimate guidebook for life,' the Bible is absolutely silent on most troublesome matters that come up in people's lives.

    • @TravisW888
      @TravisW888 Год назад +1

      Not to mention it tells you some things are ok that really go against the mortality apparently written on our hearts.

  • @OneEyed_Jack
    @OneEyed_Jack Год назад +7

    It's truly remarkable how humble Xtians are, in that they can find proof of gawd in the absolute certainty that they can only exist if they have a predetermined "purpose for being."

  • @kynkokytsumi1931
    @kynkokytsumi1931 Год назад +8

    I am still waiting for the return of Meat Loaf!!

  • @carolinusTG
    @carolinusTG Год назад +11

    As long as he leaves his followers confused af after watching, he's confident that they'll leave thinking he's won.

  • @MarceldeJong
    @MarceldeJong Год назад +1

    Is that timer behind Mike meant as a "number of days since Mike Winger was an international embarrasment"? In that case it needs to be set to zero again

  • @GodlessGranny
    @GodlessGranny Год назад +2

    Yes, believers really do think about, wonder, and pray about what their purpose is. They even have tests to find out what are your spiritual gifts are to guide you. The tests are rubbish. They ask what you like & what you do, then tell you those are your gifts.

  • @kenharness7430
    @kenharness7430 Год назад +7

    "God's presence is present." This dude is way to deep for me.

  • @sicktodeath0_0
    @sicktodeath0_0 Год назад +35

    He really is furiously tugging his philosophical wang, isn't he?
    The glee that drips out every now and then is priceless! This is just about the best example of self-deception I can ever remember seeing.😆
    ✌️❤️

    • @ayybeealternative1999
      @ayybeealternative1999 Год назад

      I'm pretty sure the entire time he was talking about God, Mike Winger was touching himself underneath the camera.

    • @cookie5535
      @cookie5535 Год назад +2

      christians furiously deceive themselves at every corner

    • @ayybeealternative1999
      @ayybeealternative1999 Год назад

      @@cookie5535 yes

    • @samuelschick8813
      @samuelschick8813 Год назад +5

      @Sick to Death, I had a debate with a Christian and I asked him to prove his claim that God exist. I wish I was making this up but it was an actual debate.
      Christian: " You being here proves God exist."
      Me: " No, me being here proves my parents had sex."
      Christian: " Your parents being here proves God exist."
      Me: " No. My parents being here proves my grandparents had sex."
      Christian: " Well Adam and Eve being here proves God exits."
      Me: " Prove Adam and Eve existed."
      Christian screams I hate God, I'm going to hell and slams door as he runs away. LOL

    • @nealgrimes4382
      @nealgrimes4382 Год назад +1

      I bet he really likes the smell of his own farts.

  • @ianchisholm5756
    @ianchisholm5756 Год назад +3

    I've seen quite a few of Mike Winger's videos and debates. He absolutely loves the idea of cringing before an authority.

  • @VisiblyPinkUnicorn
    @VisiblyPinkUnicorn Год назад +8

    You're 100% floating circle, 100% human and 100% Lisa.

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  Год назад +5

      The new trinity. But Hole-y. Because I’m a circle…

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      @@TheSkepTick Well, that is just sexy. What are you doing later this evening? Wanna go to a pub? ;)

  • @donnagodfrey1924
    @donnagodfrey1924 Год назад +3

    Great one, as usual - keep up the good entertainment, education and of course, the giggles. Smiles from Capetown, South Africa.

  • @stephenluttrell8958
    @stephenluttrell8958 Год назад +6

    Hammers aren’t designed to hit nails. They are designed to transmit energy down to a small surface area. What that energy goes into depends on circumstances, of which driving a nail is one. Some hammers have multiple surfaces with different utility such as a claw-like bisected wedge on the back. We find hammers in nature all the time. We typically just call them rocks. Rocks were not designed and they have no purpose, but, like humans-like anything in nature-they have features that can be adapted depending on circumstance. If that feature is used long enough in a given circumstance, it gets better at that thing. Until, one day, a stupid ape comes along and claims it was meant for that one thing all along.

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger Год назад +2

      If a sentient hammer came up to me and said: "I don't want to hammer things anymore," I'd absolutely respect it's decision.

    • @stephenluttrell8958
      @stephenluttrell8958 Год назад +2

      @@LadyDoomsinger same. In fact, if I started finding sentient hammers, I’d be upset that I was using other hammers without their consent.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      @@LadyDoomsinger _"If a sentient hammer came up to me and said: "I don't want to hammer things anymore," I'd absolutely respect it's decision."_
      Damn it. Now I can't wiggle my way out of phsyically abusing Mikes head to remodel tha bathroom. Can I get you a coffee instead perhaps? You seem like a good person who doesn't make excuses and exceptions like I sometimes really want to make with people like Mike :p

  • @azbc8369
    @azbc8369 Год назад +2

    Hey, tick! You are beautiful floating circle that Lisa the rainbow Giraffe made. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Thanks for content and much love to you 💕

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      Well, technically Tick made Lisa and fans project their kindness onto her as well, so... now you know why she's so kind and awesome ;) She's the fucking best and so are you!

  • @RainbowFlowerCrow
    @RainbowFlowerCrow Год назад +2

    @4:37 *"DOODIES"* Lmao, that's giraffe tier humour 🦒
    Nice one

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      💖🌈🦒🍃🐔
      On a sidenote, the emoji collection needs a better hen. Chicken can refer to cowardliness. Lisa would not approve, leaf be upon her 🍃

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow Год назад

      @@stylis666 Leaf be upon her, and also with you! 🍃

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад +1

      @@RainbowFlowerCrow Thank you very much! And with you! 🍃
      Today I learned that a moorhen is a word 🤣 I'm am the worst adept. Good thing Lisa is cool about pretty much everything, or I'd be in serious trouble 🤣

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow Год назад +1

      @@stylis666 Right? Thank Lisa for Lisa, (Leaf be upon Her)! Moorhen! 🍃

  • @QuakerJT
    @QuakerJT Год назад +16

    Mike never really said what the 'ultimate' purpose is in the 'afterlife'

    • @killakanzgaming
      @killakanzgaming Год назад +2

      Best I can tell is theists think the 'ultimate' purpose after life is eternally vibing with imaginary super-bestie

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад +1

      Mike is a professional manipulator he learned it from the best: theists are trained in not literally saying what they imply with the purpose to let people wishful think in the blanks. Pun not intended, but blanks, you know, do nothing, just as everything they think their god does. I killed the joke yet? Let it sit for three days, if it's a good one it will get up all by the glory of god.

  • @Dr_Wrong
    @Dr_Wrong Год назад +7

    The universe's easiest copout "duty" : *Think nicely about Nothing occasionally. Wait for Nothing to pay you.*

  • @rennnnn914
    @rennnnn914 Год назад +3

    What does he think a Guinea worm is 'designed' for?

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat Год назад +20

    Geez, he's more judgmental than my cat 🤔

    • @panthera50
      @panthera50 Год назад +1

      Yep, and my cat has a face like a razorblade if I dont act fast enough.😂🤣

  • @Beacon80
    @Beacon80 Год назад +3

    The problem with the hammer analogy is that ultimately, a hammer's purpose is designated by the person using it, not the person who made it. If I buy a hammer because I need a weapon, or a paperweight, or I want to take it apart and use it in a piece of modern art, then that is what that hammer's purpose is. The person who made the hammer cannot say I'm using it wrong, because it's accomplishing what I want it to accomplish.

  • @rogerwenzel1099
    @rogerwenzel1099 Год назад +1

    you are one of the best

  • @WoutervanJoolingen
    @WoutervanJoolingen Год назад +4

    When he said a flower glorifies god by being beautiful, I immediately had to think of a penis plant.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      And I of my pantheistic phase and my garden and the moment someone said:" What you're describing is the universe, why call it something else."
      Now I'm a physicist.

  • @chapeljohn9462
    @chapeljohn9462 Год назад +2

    Your joke about Mike 'winger' at 1:13 was hilarious!! XDXD

  • @TheKyrix82
    @TheKyrix82 Год назад +2

    It doesn't matter what purpose something is designed for. When I worked at Circle K (a convenience store) one of the many utensils I had access to was a metal pizza wedge, that it one of those little spatulas for getting pizza slices. That is the one thing it was NEVER used for (you used tongs to get slices of pizza). It was my box cutter, my ice chisel, and the thing I used to get hotplates up to wash them. I had about 2 or 3 other things I used them for, but never for pizza.

  • @naomiandtommccabe
    @naomiandtommccabe Год назад +11

    So let me see if I get this correctly. Adam and Eve were real and the only two people on Earth. They had three sons, Cain, Abel and Seth. Who did Cain, Abel and Seth marry?
    Moreover, after Cain killed Abel he was marked so other people would know his crime. What other people? Right from the beginning it makes no sense yet they insist it is the basis of all understanding.

    • @pandora8610
      @pandora8610 Год назад

      There's plenty of problems with the Bible. This isn't one of them.
      They had more kids after Seth (Gen 5:4). No numbers or names given, just "he begat sons and daughters".
      And Abel wasn't in much of a state to marry anyone.

  • @PyroDrake1134
    @PyroDrake1134 Год назад +1

    3:42 okay, I know I’m really high right now, so forgive me for asking… is he really talking about sentient hammers frolicking with bananas?

    • @Eric_Hunt194
      @Eric_Hunt194 Год назад +1

      Well, the banana is perfectly designed for the human hand, and so is the hammer...

  • @_Omega_Weapon
    @_Omega_Weapon Год назад +3

    2:05 duh. We all give ourselves and each other value and purpose. There doesn't NEED to be any "transcendent" ones. "Wing-nut" Winger is merely asserting his *emotional desire* for there to be a transcendent purpose, because he's too scared to think for himself and face reality like a big boy.

  • @skildude
    @skildude Год назад

    Thanks!

  • @tetsujin_144
    @tetsujin_144 Год назад +1

    9:27 - "So... GENESIS..."
    Um, it's called the MEGA DRIVE.

  • @d4l3d
    @d4l3d Год назад +2

    Is that digital counter in the background keeping score of all his salient points? It shows 1 so, obviously broken.

  • @Dystopikachu
    @Dystopikachu Год назад +4

    I don't know what I would do without my porpoise.. I guess I would have to swim down the river alone

  • @vinny142
    @vinny142 Год назад +2

    Theist: "Without god you have no purpose in life!"
    Atheist: "So what is your purpose?"
    Theist: "I'm tying to figure that out."
    Athesit: "Good, meanwhile we'll figure out a cure for smallpox and eradicate polio, let me know how that purpose of yours is coming along!"

  • @SilverMKI
    @SilverMKI Год назад +1

    The problem with the first argument about purpose is that if everything is designed, everything has purpose. The random thing that formed in the forest to look like a hammer was made that way, and if you used it as a hammer that would be its purpose.
    In this worldview there isn't anything to distinguish design, intent, or purpose, nor the relative value of one against the other - literally everything that happens is the ultimate purpose for that thing.

  • @Kingjder02
    @Kingjder02 Год назад +1

    I'm sorry but his background set up hurts me on a personal level. It's just so eclectic with that edison bulb, and that guitar so you know he's hit with the cool Gesus.

  • @fakebobbyhill296
    @fakebobbyhill296 Год назад +6

    So their whole existence is to artificially boost the ego of their imaginary friend for doing nothing.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      I'm sorry, but yes it is 😥

    • @bruhmoment5020
      @bruhmoment5020 7 месяцев назад

      quite profound, aint it?

  • @tomkrump3329
    @tomkrump3329 Год назад +1

    When it's all distilled down to the dregs, all Mike says is that he thinks X is better than Y. He could have done that in 10 seconds.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Год назад +11

    I thought jebus was the rebooted Moses.

    • @jerk1921
      @jerk1921 Год назад +1

      Yeah, sorta

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 Год назад +1

      He's usually referred to as rebooted Elijah in the Gospels.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      @@WhiteScorpio2 Yeah, but GRAPE SHOT is right. It's just that christians don't read the words but the wishful thinking they projected in between the lines, so their opinion on that doesn't really count. Secular scholars agree it's Moses 2.0 and that Moses is just anohter fictional character following certain story telling patters that fitted the culture where you can't be a king unless you're born from royal blood and you can't be a hero unless you're born from hero blood and you have to shove in some magic shit to boost power otherwise your character is demoted to manhood and that is sad because ordinary men aren't born from gods or kings or heroes and yada yada.

  • @mitchellminer9597
    @mitchellminer9597 Год назад +6

    I made a hammer once. I found an old hammer head, cleaned it off, made a handle, bought some wedges, and I made that hammer. My purpose was solely to amuse myself a while. When I was done, that hammer had no purpose at all. It was clumsy and awkward, and I was a student. I never used it for anything.
    Another time, I bought a hammer to pound nails with, so I could build a building, so I could get paid, so I could eat. That hammer's purpose was to feed me.
    Whinger there's purpose is to be a doof.

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 Год назад +2

      Could use it for a doorstop.

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger Год назад +2

      And if a sentient hammer told me it didn't want to hammer anymore, I'd absolutely respect it's decision.

    • @FatWhiskyDrinkingGuy
      @FatWhiskyDrinkingGuy Год назад +2

      @@LadyDoomsinger They are sentient! They hurt my finger, and then i put the hammer down....

  • @PoH42069
    @PoH42069 Год назад +4

    I love your style, Tick. Keep it up 👌

  • @rotomfan63
    @rotomfan63 Год назад +1

    "If we're all the body of christ why do they eat waffers at communion and not corpse bits?" is something you could actually the guy this video is responding to and just send him spiraling for an hour.

  • @wolfwing1
    @wolfwing1 Год назад +3

    I think it was matt dillahunty said it well, "Why do people that would pissed off if their parents or goverment told them who they could marry or what would be their job think it's fine when it's god?

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      Sounds like Matt. And I worry that you and I know the answer to that rhetorical question: It's fine to force others, just don't force(try and convince) the cishet fascist to let you have your freedom.

  • @EuphoricPentagram
    @EuphoricPentagram Год назад +5

    Thanks so much for making these. I love your videos.
    Praise be, Lisa of the rainbow giraffe, leaf be upon her 🍃

  • @Krikenemp18
    @Krikenemp18 Год назад +1

    I've never made any decision in my life based on my conception of what my purpose is. I have desires and values, and those compel my decisions and actions all the time. I didn't go into IT because I felt like I had some cosmic calling to do so, I did it because it's stable, interesting, engaging, and fulfilling work for which I have an aptitude. It seems like "purpose" is just a buzzword people throw around as if it has some grand impact on our lives but in reality no one really drives any part of their life with it, in part because people seem to generally be so stumped by the concept in the first place.
    Edit: he even admits as much when he says that you can fulfill this ultimate purpose through almost any choice you make, so it's not a driving factor in anything, it's something you should align those things to after the fact. But why? He doesnt give any reason to do this.

  • @sansabark
    @sansabark Год назад +6

    I would like to “fellowship” with that jar of gummy bears.

    • @Ami_E_Bowen
      @Ami_E_Bowen Год назад +1

      Same. Couldn't stop looking at it. Lol.

    • @grimd8788
      @grimd8788 Год назад +1

      Needs the lid left off for a few weeks first, but I'm with you.

    • @sansabark
      @sansabark Год назад

      @robertrissearbeobie5612 Praise Jar from whom all gummy bears flow!

  • @jeffwatkins352
    @jeffwatkins352 Год назад +1

    The dead giveaway that Mike is talking out the side of his face from start to finish is when he says everyone's purpose, including atheists, is to love "god." Anyone who says something so clueless needn't be heeded.

  • @Wolf-ln1ml
    @Wolf-ln1ml Год назад +1

    When he talks about "doodies", I'm just reminded of a certain "duty-to-do card" from Black Books' "Manny Come Home" episode - ruclips.net/video/tvdiC-VkxQc/видео.html

  • @InWhoseOpinion
    @InWhoseOpinion Год назад +1

    That finger thig he did is he talking about Docking (look it up)?

  • @terrencelockett4072
    @terrencelockett4072 Год назад +4

    He really thinks he said anything more than "your purpose is to worship god in everything you do". He said all that, to try and intellectualize what he even pretty much said isn't really enough of an idea of purpose.

  • @sdozer1990
    @sdozer1990 Год назад +6

    When you breath your last, let go of life with this world better than when you found it? Anybody? Anybody?

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад +1

      That's the aim, but chances are that where we manage to improve things with the help of others, things outside our control can tip the balance to worse than we found it.
      But you know, I'm fine with that, it's not my purpose to improve what I can't improve. I want to maintain and increase what's worth living and fighting for. As long as there's something to laugh about and someone who loves and learn and I have a breath in me, I'm here for it! I'll live, love, laugh, and learn and show by example how awesome that is for me and people around me.

  • @RainbowFlowerCrow
    @RainbowFlowerCrow Год назад

    Lol! I got an ad for the Dwell bible ap before the video 😅

  • @spc1021
    @spc1021 Год назад +1

    Is the one over his left shoulder the number of days he has gone with no accidents?

  • @SIartibartf4st
    @SIartibartf4st Год назад +5

    Why do theist RUclips'ers always have a guitar hanging on the wall behind them?

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 Год назад +3

      For when they want to sing What a Friend We Have in Jesus.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      @@kellydalstok8900 11/16ths are hard. But you can totally sing, in the melody of that glory halleluya thing, the psalm: happy are the ones who grab the little kids and dash their heads against the rocks,
      Happy are the ones who grab the little kids and dash their heads against the rocks,
      Happy are the ones who grab the little kids and dash their heads against the rocks,
      Glory to our LOOOOOOOOOORD :D
      All together now!
      Glory, Glory, halleluuuuuuuuuuya! Glooooooory, gory halleluuuuuuuuuhuuuuuyaaaaaa!
      Glooooory holey Halleluuuuuhuyaaaaa! (All the) Glory to our LOOOOOOOORD

  • @snooganslestat2030
    @snooganslestat2030 Год назад +5

    What would xtians do with their time if the bible had been written in a way that didn't need endless explanation & excusing?

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 Год назад

      They could lead a more productive life. Just think of all the money, energy and time that was wasted on building all those churches. If that had been used to study the world around us and the universe, humans could have colonized the Moon and Mars by now, conquered diseases.

  • @dasbus9834
    @dasbus9834 Год назад +6

    So Mike Winger thinks he's equivalent to a hammer. What a tool.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      Tha phuque? That's exactly what I said? Did he say something like that? I didn't listen to a word he said, his drivel is old and changes nothing. How did you get to that explanation?

  • @birch-maitimo
    @birch-maitimo Год назад +7

    Uhhh…so listening to this one, this is quite possibly the most…let’s see…se*ual thing I have ever heard. “Intimately” “Deep personal relationship” “satisfying” “act of love to God” Like does he even hear himself??? 🤮 Thank you SkepTic for the help getting through this one!

  • @ray.ephraimwedlow5521
    @ray.ephraimwedlow5521 Год назад +2

    I love you Lisa the rainbow giraffe leaf be upon you.😅. You are so hilarious

  • @klarmy8824
    @klarmy8824 Год назад +2

    Thanks for this Skep, how you managed to sit through this silly presentation is beyond me.

  • @Selene-ex1jz
    @Selene-ex1jz Год назад +2

    Can't say I find the concept of 'We have no purpose' to be particularly scary, or troublesome... or worthy of thought at all.
    Now 'Our purpose is to glorify god forever' on the other hand, sounds like a nightmare.

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  Год назад +1

      Terrifying!

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад +1

      And my wife would be very jealous if I worshiped someone else without her asking me.
      Nah, I'm just kidding, she'd find me silly and it would just take time away from my worshiping her and it would add to no one's happiness or well being if I tried to drink Jesus's fluid and eat him, so I find it a waste of time.

  • @Martial-Mat
    @Martial-Mat Год назад +6

    "Yahweh or the Hahway" Groooan ;-)

  • @alaka5623
    @alaka5623 Год назад +7

    Great video Skep!

  • @kleinjahr
    @kleinjahr Год назад +3

    So, he wants to love and know God the father,in the Biblical sense. That fellow has some daddy issues.

  • @wasgehteuchdasan4933
    @wasgehteuchdasan4933 Год назад +1

    i keep wondering about that digital counter on the shelf... is that his live viewcount or what?

    • @ShikataGaNai100
      @ShikataGaNai100 Год назад +1

      88 is what he gets on 88 videos...all self-liked.

  • @condorboss3339
    @condorboss3339 Год назад +3

    Haven't watched the video yet, but the 'God Doodies' thing sounds icky and possibly contagious.

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 Год назад +1

      OK. Watched it. Our purpose in life is to kiss god's butt and, if we do it the right way, he will reward us with an eternity of kissing his butt afterwards.

    • @larryscarr3897
      @larryscarr3897 Год назад +1

      Just had me a god doodie.. had to use the plunger.

  • @grannykiminalaska
    @grannykiminalaska Год назад +5

    How self important and egotistical do you have to be to believe an all powerful being went out of its way to design you specifically to fill a need that this all powerful being had.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 Год назад +1

      @Wolf-dog Cat-dog 2.0 but he does need humans. He needs to have his butt kissed for eternity.

  • @doomspud6302
    @doomspud6302 Год назад +1

    I can't help but hear him constantly say glorfing God, and I don't really think I want to know how one is supposed to do that.

  • @billmorash3322
    @billmorash3322 Год назад

    Another great video. Keep up the good work.
    Also, thank you for introducing me to Dallas Wade's content.

  • @robertl4824
    @robertl4824 Год назад +2

    We don't need no stinkin' transcendental purpose!

  • @stevenf927
    @stevenf927 Год назад +3

    It's really creepy to think that an all powerful, all knowing God is such a massive narcissist that he demands praise from creatures that are grossly inferior to Him.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      And then some. Luckily there's no indication that the asshole exists. Then again, Bionic Dance promised to help kill him if he did, so that would be really cool :D

  • @motaparatu
    @motaparatu Год назад +2

    Televangelism 101: Your purpose is always to serve God. The best way to serve God is by giving me money. Baby needs a new pair of private jets!

  • @windintrees5386
    @windintrees5386 Год назад +1

    Mike Winger eerily reminds me of the grade school religious zealots I had to navigate on the playground as a kid. They might be trying to sound like they imagine "godly people" should sound, but the unjustified confidence in their beliefs just come across smug AF.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      That's awful. I am sorry that you knew such people. He reminds me of fascists who (emotionally) manipulate the government and/or populations to agree with inhumane rules and laws. I only know those from books and TV - I have never met a politician in real life.
      I probably know or have known such people, but I have always shoved people like that in the category: not honest, avoid.

  • @sledzeppelin
    @sledzeppelin Год назад +3

    Wow, does this fella have a way to "measure what your real purpose is"? I can't wait to hear it!

    • @JimCastleberry
      @JimCastleberry Год назад

      If no God exists, your life is objectively purposeless accident - no matter what imaginary 'purposes' you make-believe for your life.

    • @sledzeppelin
      @sledzeppelin Год назад +4

      @@JimCastleberry Well, it sure seems no god exists, so, sorry, but there’s no objective purpose for your life. I’m perfectly comfortable with that, but even if I weren’t, there’s nothing I can do about it.
      Even if a god does exist, why would that mean there’s an objective purpose for your life?
      What do you think the objective purpose of your life is?
      How is my existence an accident if my parents wanted to have a child and created one intentionally?

    • @JimCastleberry
      @JimCastleberry Год назад

      @@sledzeppelin I don't know what permits you to claim that it seems like no God exists. That's a radically implausible proposition. Like a man looking at a piece of wildly sophisticated engineering and design claiming, "it doesn't seem like it was created."
      But hey, If no God exists, you are correct, this Universe and your life is objectively meaningless, purposeless chemical accident of no real significance.
      Mass murder has no more real moral significance than swatting gnats or taking out the trash.
      Of course, you don't live your life consistently with atheism. Nobody does. Atheism is absolute madness if taken seriously.

    • @JimCastleberry
      @JimCastleberry Год назад

      @@sledzeppelin Of course, if God exists, then this universe and life within is created with intrinsic / objective purpose. The meaning and purpose we all directly apprehend in our spirit (soul) has a foundation in reality. Mass murder has real moral significance beyond swatting flies.
      Love is really better than malice and exploiting others, etc. We really DO have free-will to choose and our lives really do have lasting significance.
      Atheism erases all that.

    • @JimCastleberry
      @JimCastleberry Год назад +1

      @@sledzeppelin If God exists, Led Zeppelin is objectively better than Justin Beiber : )
      Well, I pulled that part outta my ass.
      Zep rules!

  • @ShikataGaNai100
    @ShikataGaNai100 Год назад +2

    My Doody is not in any way connected with my Porpoise.

  • @FredHarvey779
    @FredHarvey779 Год назад +6

    I almost hope Mike stays as he is all the rest of his life because his utter shame and pain at the realization of how ridiculously pathetic he sounds would be truly horrible. He, like so many others, insists on taking his fantasy role playing game far too seriously.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 Год назад +1

      So church is a weekly Comic Con?

    • @FredHarvey779
      @FredHarvey779 Год назад +2

      @@kellydalstok8900 Enthusiasts for the game getting together to encourage each other in their fantasy? Sure, but their game goes on every waking moment they believe.

    • @vestafreyja
      @vestafreyja Год назад +2

      ​​@@kellydalstok8900Just drop Comic from your statement and you nailed it!

    • @FredHarvey779
      @FredHarvey779 Год назад

      @@vestafreyja There is that, yep!

  • @blaster-zy7xx
    @blaster-zy7xx Год назад +2

    To me, the entire argument boils down to this: “Here is a long list of shit that I believe. And if I believe them, then these are the things that I believe” and as irrational, simple and circular as this obviously is, that is all it is.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Год назад

      Well, he also connects all kinds of weird unrelated things to pretend he has -a reason- an excuse to believe what he believes and that you should be convinced because those are _obviously_ related, like duh, you're a fool if you can't see that, says so right there in the bible in different words, but the words fit if you Winger them a little.