8:29 "So, what are we talking? Rat patrol?" "Rat?" "Rat Patrol?" "No, no. Rat patrol?" "Rat patrol?" "He's not a rat." "Rat patrol, got it" "He's not a rat." "Okay, he's just a rat, got it. Rat patrol?" "No, no, he's not a rat. He's just a rat." "Okay, rat not a rat, got it. So, what are we talking? *Rat patrol?* " "No, no, he's not a rat." "Not a rat, got it." "Are you sure?" "So, what are we talking, rat patrol?" "No, he's not a rat." "Rat patrol? Got it." *Dies*
It feels like everyone is kinda coping with the sadness the show brings. In my experience, the show just marinates in your brain until it wraps back around to being funny again because you think about it more and watch some of the fan made content.
10:12 Walt: “Kill him, Jack, Kill him now!” Jack: “I shouldn’t.” Walt: “Do it!” Jack: [Shoots Hank] Walt: [Becomes sad despite asking for Jack to kill him] Saul: “That’s what the kids call Epic Fail.”
The funniest part to me is, Walter encouraging Jack to kill Hank after he just claimed to be the smartest guy ever and calling Walter stupid, is actually kinda in-character for Walt.
I can’t believe Walter would try and stop Uncle Jack from doing his job as an exterminator, he was just trying to do eat patrol. This is the moment that Walter became a truly irredeemable monster and also Heisenberg.
How is this not viral!! I love to share humor with other people that get my sense of humor…. I have been known to bellylaugh out loud for five minutes alone in the house. From something I imagined was funny. And from videos like this good job creative person who made these!! For this I will subscribe and like!!!
Today I learned that having the talking pillow is the key to power, that asking for a hamburger is a major deal breaker, that everyone has fugged Hank, and that Gus Fring is everyone and everywhere.
![[YTP] walter whites hates anime](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AwnwI2LyWXU/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[YTP] gustavo "gus" fring will kill your wife](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/reKyabWifSU/mqdefault.jpg)
The amount of times I've started with a sheesh and ended up with a FoOoF is so many I've lost count
happens to the best of us
billions, with a B
even if i told you you wouldn’t believe it
Why the long faces 🥚
I’m the one who gave u 500 likes
The idea that Jesse just found out what happened to Jesus and he’s just pissed about it is hilarious
What are we talking rat 🐀 patrol?
Hank patrol? 🥁
*No he’s not a rat*
@Hiranya Silva so what we talking rat patrol
Forget it...
@@Xpwnxage epic fail
8:29
"So, what are we talking? Rat patrol?"
"Rat?"
"Rat Patrol?"
"No, no. Rat patrol?"
"Rat patrol?"
"He's not a rat."
"Rat patrol, got it"
"He's not a rat."
"Okay, he's just a rat, got it. Rat patrol?"
"No, no, he's not a rat. He's just a rat."
"Okay, rat not a rat, got it. So, what are we talking? *Rat patrol?* "
"No, no, he's not a rat."
"Not a rat, got it."
"Are you sure?"
"So, what are we talking, rat patrol?"
"No, he's not a rat."
"Rat patrol? Got it."
*Dies*
5:00-5:25 is Walt describing breaking bad.
1+2+2-1+2+1-2+2-1+1+2-1+2+2+-
@Nacho Walt jr
Breaking walks
3:00 the most magnificent joke ever said
This is the exact moment Mike became Dr. Ock
lol i was dead
😂👌
Now NA NA
@I Mikkee
4:28 _"Billions. With a B."_
breaking chuds
4:36 Bro speaks “🎵”
I love how a happy show has a depressed fan base and breaking bad a depressing show has the funniest fan base
It feels like everyone is kinda coping with the sadness the show brings. In my experience, the show just marinates in your brain until it wraps back around to being funny again because you think about it more and watch some of the fan made content.
8:23.... holy shit I pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣
that was hilarious
“I fucked *HANK.*
*breaking bad plays*
Me too!
*breaking bad plays*”
*Me too!* *Breaking bad intro music*
7:28 “where is the talking pillow” I would’ve died
"You gave the Talking Pillow to TED BENEKE?!?!"
1:10
We've all been there in life
Too many times
Hank? What the hell are you saying?
@@XpwnxageLook at it this way, okay? AhNoUmeNopt. Get what I'm saying?
@@XpwnxageLook at it this way: ñyæpßuwansh Leræbushea bæri
@@BACO10NAT0RI get what you’re saying.
5:25 - So 5 steps forward.. sounds like progress to me
And then 2 steps back
@@kaywire6099 And 2 steps forward, and 1 step back
@@tylerchambers6246 I got the talking pillow
i think 6
pretty accurate to the plot of the show tbh
7:08
“you might wanna hold off.”
“yeah? why?”
“because i’ve got the talking pillow now.”
“fine. i’m sorry.”
“i want a hamburger.”
“no”
“please please!”
“no” *shoots walt*
Epic fail
R.I.P wetler wit
Baby Blue plays
That's canon
GOD DAMN YOU
Some Breaking Bad fans be like: 4:25
underated
Every breaking bad fan*
@@bungiecrimes7247 Walt is so much worse
@upyoursdotcom And?
@@nikhiliyengar People act like Skylar is the fucking devil and then worship Walt
"Knock knock."
"Who?"
"Mike."
"Who the hell is M--"
"MIKE COCK"
*laughs in S4E11 Crawl Space*
The fact that I wouldn't have gotten this joke this just 2 days ago
"You got me"
@@based8502 I'm the SAUAS
@@tStevester83 I'm the man who sucked hanks penis
@@tStevester83 im the man who sucked hank's penis
0:24 The way Hank just turns to Walt after saying just sends me over the edge everytime I swear
1:52 Excellent edit.
1:20
God Hank is so helpful
Helped me out a lot. Been using that logic ever since
"You're scared of a little PooSy"
5:56 WHO KNEW THIS GUYS *COUSIN*
3:19 WhaT KiNd oF RaT TaLks To EgGmAn
RaTaToUr
"I can't tell you the amount of times I started with a shish and ended up with a foof"
"Hank what the hell are you saying"
" *b o o m* "
That’s why they call him A-Sex Schrader 😳😳😳😳😳
Ballsack Schrader
5 months late but ball-sack schrader
@Defone fan well I’m telling you we got a bun in the oven
@I Because it’s my cut
Ballsack Shaver 🪒
9:40
"Sorry Man, Rat Patrol"
"It's Hank!"
"So what are we talking, Hank Patrol?"
*ba dum tss*
"If you believe there's a hell, Skyler is pretty much going there right"
💯💯💯❤❤❤
7:27 Skylar gave Walts NFTs to Gustavo
watched this 3 times in 1 week. i love how you incorporate little storylines into the vids. greatest breaking bad youtube pooper i ever knew
"how many more people are going to die?"
"Billions. With a B."
Los Pollos Hermanos has fallen.
5:34 I wholeheartedly agree with that
How has this not got millions of views? This is fucking fantastic
Billions, with a B.
Some of the jokes could be shorter
"rat, not a rat - got it" - 8:51 that destroyed me.
3:24 RATATOUILLE
*Rat patrol?*
@@brodyking7095 RAT PATROL
So, what are talking Hank patrol?
“I AM THE ONE who has the talking pillow.”
The moment Walter White became Pillowberg
10:12
Walt: “Kill him, Jack, Kill him now!”
Jack: “I shouldn’t.”
Walt: “Do it!”
Jack: [Shoots Hank]
Walt: [Becomes sad despite asking for Jack to kill him]
Saul: “That’s what the kids call Epic Fail.”
The funniest part to me is, Walter encouraging Jack to kill Hank after he just claimed to be the smartest guy ever and calling Walter stupid, is actually kinda in-character for Walt.
"I'm the one who get a talking pillow now" is so seamless ngl
"If you believe there's a hell, Skylar is going there right?"
10:04
c'mon just stick it in there
9:45 I like how he thought he was own joke was funny
The fact that he rolled up to his crib bumpin the cartel’s song bout clippin his ass 😂
So I did the math on the steps.
1+2-2+1+2-1+2-2-1+2+1-2+1+2-1
They've taken 6 steps forward.
Crazy shit
Not bad progress
that's 5
the "why" part had me laughing so hard i literally couldnt breathe
2:35
hi, i'm sus gog
4:57 would’ve been perfect to include the horrible bald cap from el Camino
7:00
"You might wanna hold off."
"Yeah? Why?"
"Because I'm your boss. You're fired!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"No-"
"PLEASE!"
SHUTUP
@@desktopdimwit6928You might wanna hold off
@@Jalen_wilki
*CLICK* *click* *ᶜˡᶦᶜᵏ*
Why?
*Click* *Click* *Click* "Why?"
@@DoctressCalibrator Because I'VE got the talking pillow now.
9:01 grows his hair back then shoots him😂
I fucking lost it at "Jesse, Essej" 😂
1:21 hank speaks albanian
this is by far the best breaking bad related ytp i have ever seen. great job!
You haven't seen Tuco Fucking Dies?
7:09
Best part
One of my favorite ytps by far, that whole exchange between Mike and Walt is just great.
"I'll give you JESSEEEE!"
The rat patrol bit killed me
So, what are we talkin “Hank” patrol?
😀
same ☠️
so what are we talkin,, @SORO_Thomas_ patrol?
@@Warp_Portal rat patrol
So what are we talkin rat patrol?
that back and forth between Walt and Mike absolutely killed me lmao
Hank saying "You don't know how many times I started with a sish" I felt that
The "where is the monke?" Part had me rolling for some reason.
1:38 is what keeps me coming back to this
at 0:36 when hank immediately jumps from smiling like a goofball to wearing the death face, and the music changes, i died lol
it becomes earraep, and i still laugh every time it happens
Yess 😂
Like why did he just pop outta nowhere? 😂
3:17
"I'm Gus Fring"
"HOOOOO"
0:39 Bro! My headphones were at full volume! WTF!? 🤣
These are so good they def should get more recognition
The part where hanks face changes from one to the other made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣
It scared the shit out of me lol
@@eyelesscrown7346 🤣
5:03 ends up being 4 steps forward
pretty sure it was 6
@@ehwhynot7631 I counted again and still count four
@@ayoitscat that’s what i got
I got 5
@@TheDarkSideOfTheForce five dollars
This is the moment Walter's ass became an onion
We need rocks. They're minerals! 5:31
"cocks, that's what we need"
"that's what we need."
COCKS
"What you two need is an honest to God, tattooed speed freak"
if only Gus broke the absolute dad joke of Ratatouille to Hector he probably would still be alive
So what are we talking rat patrol?
5:00 to summarize it's 5 steps forward xD
I can’t believe Walter would try and stop Uncle Jack from doing his job as an exterminator, he was just trying to do eat patrol. This is the moment that Walter became a truly irredeemable monster and also Heisenberg.
Rat patrol
What happened to Jesus is a tragedy! 😭
And it tears my ass
random kids for no reason: 3:29
Walt saying “why” ?
2:46 I'm dying laughing "That's why I keep going to prison" with the point and everything.
To the guy who marked each noise cancer segment as a sponsor in SponsorBlock - you are a hero.
So silly yet I kept bursting into laughter. I can say this cuz I have the talking pillow now.
I’m literally crying laughing at that “Two steps forward, one step back” bit at 2AM
Why is it totally in character for Walter to be listening to Negro Y Azul in his car? 😂
4:26 if you believe there’s a hell, Skyler is going there right?
How is this not viral!! I love to share humor with other people that get my sense of humor…. I have been known to bellylaugh out loud for five minutes alone in the house. From something I imagined was funny. And from videos like this good job creative person who made these!! For this I will subscribe and like!!!
1:53,2:54,4:34,5:28,7:13,8:06"I've got the talking pillow now..."
Honorable mention: 0:54
My favorite thing about BB ytps is when Waltuh frantically yells "JESSEEEEE".
6:06 I love how all the guys he knows just knows his parents
I rewatch this every once in a while this is such a good ytp
3:56 when you are arguing with someone who doesnt hold back
Rat Patrol
No he's not a rat!
The thought that Walter is listening to a song about killing him in his car is hilarious
4:07 JESSEESSEJ
LMAO 😆
What happened to Jesus was a tragedy.
«C'mon, you want me to beg? Just stick in there»
Vince Gilligan's dialogue is absolutely genius
“Look at it this way, okay, an-the-muh-men-ups. En-all-oo-sit, uh-rie.”
This is gold. 😂
6:58 you might wanna hold off, because I’m your boss
4:57
6:13 walter white is cave johnson confirmed
0:55 very helpful hank advice
2:35 very helpful saul advice
this deserves a lot more attention nice work
0:38
Hey, you know what's funny? DEAFENING THE VIEWERS!
It's like you've never watched RUclips poops
“What kind of rat talks to a man, ratatouille “😂
"What are we talkin? Rat control?"
*HAAAAAAAAH!!!!*
Me and my friends quote the Rat Patrol a lot
So, what are we talkin' rat patrol?
Today I learned that having the talking pillow is the key to power, that asking for a hamburger is a major deal breaker, that everyone has fugged Hank, and that Gus Fring is everyone and everywhere.
TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT YEAHHHH
once again, another masturpiece, how the hell do you do it? idk, blue, yellow, pink, WHATEVER MAN!
So what are we talking, pillow patrol?
5:02 That's pretty good progress there Walt