Chef Boi Time (but it's bad and a terrible time)
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
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Recipes:
Lemon Pepper Chicken Air Fryer: cooked.wiki/ne...
Gluten Free Bread: cooked.wiki/ne...
i still cant wrap my head of how skinny matt looks now
is good to have you back boi
Yeah holy shit he looks great. He hath become chad.
even though he could probably shed off a teeny tiny bit more, its impressive how far he has become really (not hating, just saying)
I know! He's practically *glowing*!
I know this had real replies when i looked at it last
and non of them were problematic
youtube really just be deleting stuff?
fr it instantly puts a smile on my face
HE'S THE BREAD WINNER.
How long have you been waiting to say that
I see what you did there.
The Return of the King
As a long time fan it's really nice to see you living your best life. I didn't realize how much I missed your editing style until I saw this video.
I can’t believe Mat is back doing chef boys IRL. Man I wish cooking was real
Dont cook while you''re high.
I disagree, cook while high, if possible cross faded. I got a mean Mexican meatball stew recipe I bust when I'm cooked.
How the hell have I never heard of the cooked wiki site?!?
No longer do I have to read about someone's recipe that is near and dear to their heart because their childhood dog loved this recipe.
Sharon rambling about how her great grandmother making some "Amazing, sweet, wonderful, beautiful, lovely Banana Bread :)"
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Just tell me how to make the *fucking food WOMAN*
GyaradosUsedFly. Nice glow up man, and so good to have you back.
This was actually super wholesome in a very Magikarp way, I hope you make more cooking videos xD
This^❤
Live action Chef Bois 3 with the bois would be a really nice follow up to this vid.
Also the return of the comeback of the Karp man, let's go!
Since i haven't really seen it whilst scrolling through comments here is a little tip: don't take out bread ( or tbh anything baked) from the oven instantly. There is steam trapped inside of it so when you take it out into a much colder environment, the steam becomes water. Water trapped inside the loaf soakes the dough, which makes it not very nice to eat when its all cooled down. You need to let it cool for a bit. A good way of doing it is slightly opening the doors and letting it sit there for a few more minutes c: srr for bad English, not my 1st language. It's nice to see you back (y)
A) not bad English.
B) More hints for bread! Magi said he uses measurements. THAT IS THE WAY! You bake, that shit's a FUCKING science. The measurements are KING/QUEEN! Flavoring additives (Vanilla or cinnamon or such) you MIGHT goof around with, but the basics (Flour, egg, water/fluid, etc) to make it bake right need to be exact. The ratios are needed or it will go wrong.
Good enough english for me to learn something.
great english! thanks for the knowledge!
Was about to comment the same thing. I was taught that you should never cut into bread before it's entirely cooled, because if you cut it while it's hot it will turn raw again. Same thing about bagging baked goods, never bag them while warm, because they will just turn raw again. I assume it has something to do with water and stuff, like you said
@@gacrazy65 this, almost never measure when cooking, but baking is an entirely different undertaking
Way of the Househusband Live Action Adaptation
Its so good to see you back man. And you look a lot healthier and happier. I am very happy for you.
Thank you Matt for teaching all your old League fans the life skills they don't have. He came back and started doing God's work. I also love how Bricky has also entered his "Getting bullied by VTubers" era drizzle drizzle
This was a blast to watch, please turn this into a new cooking series. Its like im back to my teenage years, back in 2017 watching your videos, never missing an upload, no matter what type of content. Keep up the uploads Matt, we really missed you.
BRO LOOKING GOOD GO KING!
from moobs to pecks! ( -__ -' soft pecks)
Absolutely love the new content, Matt. You look so amazing and so happy and its incredible. So excited for more.
the return of AOE salmonella
Damn Gluten free Bread is now $100 inflation hit us hard wtf
It's not inflation. It's the US. It's the same with insulin. If people are forced to buy something for medical reasons or what not, they'll exploit the shit out of you. Guess what, in the rest of the world insulin and glutenfree bread is cheap. And I'm not talking like ten percent cheaper. I'm talking 80-90 percent cheaper. Wake up Americans. You're getting scamed.
Missed your contents man, glad you’re back!!!
The MAN, The MYTH and The LEGEND himself returns!!!! 😊😊😊
This is the most american kitchen i have ever seen: The standalone giant ass fridge, the stanley cup, the counter top, the giant ass standalone oven. I love everything about it.
Thanks for introducing us non-americans to your culture!
We all missed you so much bud. I remember watching all of your videos years ago with my brother and they always made us laugh so hard. You were a huge part of our lives and it’s really exciting to see you pop up again. Cheers and congrats on your return!
Good to have you back, King. We've been awaiting your return. Don't be so critical of the food you make, it looks delicious. I cannot wait for more videos. Take care,
I really like this weeknight down to erath cooking with your humor and editing. keep filming what makes you happy matt. :)
Dude you helped me keep alive by doing what you do, the fun you make in any video is enough for me at any time with any video you Got
Banger. The mental movie I get from this is the character obsessing over someone they saw but will never see again. A beautiful stranger walking in the street stuck in your head for weeks
Bro looks so healthy holy shit
Glad to have u back big man
Honestly I missed all your content Matt! I am so happy to see any content come from your channel! Please I need to see how the sourdough turns out.
Welcome back. That video where you were saying no one would remember you during your Ivern spotlight was a lie. We love you Matt.
Brotherman Matt has not changed in years, still just as funny as ever. Nothing but the best for you mang, can't wait to see more.
matt could disappear for 50 years and id still line up for a new vid in the nursing home
Gotta love the low quality thumbnails to catch my attention. Glad to have you back!!
I'm so happy to watch Matt again. Seeing him in such a good mood all throught the video is great!
I fee like i can watch anything as long as it has your editing style/ humor sense 😂 very cool vid bro
It's so cool to see how far you've come man. Never back, always forward! Looking forward to whatever you've got cooking 🔥Don't burn anything 😁
WOOHOOO!!!! Way to perfectly keep the feel of an old classic Matt video, while making it more friendly and totally different content
Matt I just miss you. I'm glad you are happier and doing better. I'll watch just about anything you put up
This was the best league of legends characters break down the pantheon bread skin cosplay was dope 10/10 will show up to watch bread again
I loved this! Great job! Everything looked delicious. Looking forward to the next episode of Cooking with Karp.❤
I am not a fan of cooking shows and stuff like that, but as long as it's Magikarp, I'm down for anything.
From day 1 your content has always been refreshing, keep it up bro!
Matts just the type of guy where when he's having fun and just flexing just being himself, you can't help but love the guy. You're the best dude, from League, paint-it-red-go-fast, and now finally hells kitchen ; )
Missed you dude
I am so happy to see you again!! I am sorry you had to go through that but i am happy to see you again!
Holly, just randomly checked your channel and saw that you came back to youtube. Love to see you again, you made my early teens with your videos. And also congrats on getting in shape!
Not what i expected - didn't expect the video so fast.
And it's a wonderful surprise.
Great to see you again Matt. Thank you for making and sharing this video! Looking forward to whatever you do next.
I would like to just say. a) glad to have you back in the space man. and b) I can safely say that, despite this not being the content you posted in the past, it still felt like your content. Your humor, the editing, the scattered nature of it all (in a good way) all still felt like you. Happy to see more of your content.
I've watched 3 seconds and I can already tell this is fire.
How is the editing and thumbnail so good.
Jesus bread got me. Glad to have you back man great vid as always! This was very entertaining I hope you do more of them
Lookin' good Matt
always happy to see you try out new things!
Instructions unclear. I heard “contact Gordan Ramsey”
watching you try and figure out what youre doing is hilarious
Pov, watch's you burn down his kitchen trying to boil water xD Love to see your back and enjoying making videos again!!
We need a cooking with Matt series!!! Welcome back again man
This is everything I need in my life again and more
Glad to see you motivated again matt
Matt, i watch you as a Creator. Not just your content. I enjoy the way you create your content. You are entertaining to watch. For me this video was awesome. Its good to see a genuine you being you
I was so invested in the cook that I completely missed the giant bazonkas on the apron
“Real Champion Spotlight: Baker Pantheon” is a bit meta, but if the series is back, I’m all for it!
that finger on the edge of the camera is the cherry on top of this cake
I bet your kitchen smelled amazing, I’m glad you’re back buddy boy
Cool seeing you again man. Love watching you regardless of the content.
BOI BE LOOKING 10 YEARS YOUNGER
I was always wondering why you never tried more life content, its great!
This boi could film himself taking a nap for 4 hours and it'd still ne hilarious
Glad to see you Enthusiastic with making videos again
I see so many times a chef or cook doing a recipe I will never do. This, however, seems like something I can whip up tomorrow
i'm so happy to see you well and not that much of a menace to society, i guess its safe so say that whatever u post we are going to keep watching, nice to have u back my man
I love how the Humor is still there, its close to brain rot but its not brain-rotty enough that it hurts
Gotta say dude, yer lookin' good. Glad to see you back.
Looking good Matt, don’t know anything about your situation but I’m actually really happy to see that you’re back. I hope to see more stuff from you. Good luck
Matt: *Takes off his glasses*
Me: I swear to god i have never seen this man in my life
its the return of the squishhh. always enjoy your content matt wish you better and better
Big mcthankies for even bigger content. Keep it up G
Using the Overcooked theme is cherry in top
dude im just here for the sound of your voice more than anything this is fire
I'm glad to see you happy again, now time for me to start making my own bread!
Loved this video so much! Best cooking content I've seen. I don't like those pretentious ones that are all over the place. Also, I have to say its strange watching you be rather wholesome. Its nice.
Nah thats not bad, that looks great m8, been cooking for 8 years and sometimes my meals don't come out alright still, but the important part is all the love and attention you poored into it for yourself and others
I'll be with you on this journey til you find what you want to do with the channel. I'm just so happy your back at it again making content. laban kabayan!
Americans: We wont use the metric system! The sowjets try to undermine us!
Americans while cooking: I dont know how much a spoon is
Love you guys
Love the cooking video, definitely going to try out the chicken, and you might have tempted me into using my bread maker that has just been sitting on a shelf.
The little "mmmm"s when you were eating had me feeling all kinds of ways
this is the most entertaining cooking video i've seen
This guy got me so good, I didn’t even care about the ad.
Good vid man, a little trick 4 the bread lovers: "Let it cool down, and then cut it!"
I'll be on the lookout for new content ❤
After all these years, he finally got that bread.
Making bread with flour is my favorite. It's a 2 to 1 ratio. 2 portions of the powder base (flour or what have you) and 1 portion of water. Everything else is optional. :D Have a great day, Matt!
Also, good choice on the gold potatoes. They are great for mashed potatoes because you can just FILL it with butter. Golden tatoes are so hungry for butter. Just keep giving it butter.
don't let the dumb internet trolls get to you Matt! I've been following you since the early days and I genuinely appreciate the effort you're putting toward getting yourself out here again. We're proud of you and gonna keep following whichever directions you go with the channel 💖
SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK. PLS DO MORE COOKING VIDEOSS
Missed you, bro!
Cooked wiki is amazing, thank you for sharing it!
The Man, The Myth, The Legend, Is back, great video.
The video is A+ in my book, chill, entertaining and fun to watch. To be honest that dinner is amazing looking no matter what you say :D .
Welcome back Matt. Wash your packaged chicken, bro you don't wanna think about where that sh*t has been.
Bro, I feel like you and Michael Reeves would get along so well. That ballgazer out of the box just reminds me of how Michael finds creative ways to flip Lilypichu off. Also, "I'm not a cook and don't listen to me", then goes and makes bread from fucking scratch. Yeah, whatever Ratatouille.
Damn. Home boi is in great shape now. Is cooking. New girl, new job. Hes just him right now.
WOOOOOO MATTTTT!!!! My heart just warmed seeing this notif
measures everything else out meanwhile just sprinkles the adobo
Bro comes back and drops a cooking hack. Good to see you man 🥖