If Phil REALLY wanted to go all-in with the tip goals, he should set a $300 tier for each stream. Once that $300 is hit, Phil stands up and faces the door, and Kat comes in and kicks him square in the nuts. I personally wouldn't donate to see this happen, but I bet a LOT of people would lol. Phil would get the boatload of money he wants every stream (at least for one or two days haha) and us detractors could see him suffer. Perfect for everyone!
Even something as simple as a daily goal streak ending, DSP has to make a spectacle of it and try to over-explain everything. The vest streak ended. That's it. It ain't rocket science. Folks can't just casually give away $200 every damn day.
He over explains dumb shit so he can pretend to be honest with the stuff he doesn't want to address. It was painfully obvious in his bankruptcy phone call.
idk what’s worse, this creatively bankrupt potato changing what he sits on and making a spectacle out of it and saying it’s a “positive addition” to his streams or him getting $300 in one stream for putting on accessories for literally doing nothing...again. Idk how much longer I can take this honestly i hope midfirst closes in him soon so something interesting happens...
Yeah I've been watching less of the pigroach the last few months, guy puts me right to sleep assuming he's not putting a disgusted scowl on my face 😅 tervin and snort burnell keep him somewhat interesting
Guarantee this dude does a couch streak in afew years. While doing a retrospective stream he'll be like "oh my gahd it's the love seat!!! *snake laugh* you guys remember that right?!Oh my gaahdddd". " I mean yeah derich I couldddd do a couch streakkkkkk or what ever if the chat wanted it" *snake laugh*
"i got right to work. and now the stream is totally new. and totally different. I think you guys are gonna like what you see." ***stream starts. only difference is a new chair***
The more I get in tune with the DSP lore, the more I think DSP knows his viewers are ♿. The way he speaks and communicates with them is hinting me to it.
That is absolutely the case... He knows his paypigs are ♿... But the other factor is he is a giant man child and truly believes people give him money because they like him and not because they want to be entertained
How about he try Auto Erotica Asphyxiation? He could do that and if he succeeds he gets 100.00. If he chokes then Kat gets the 100.00. oh and the streak ends.
So just to get this clear for everyone. He made a ton of money and on the DAY AFTER his vest streak ends he decides to buy a new chair. Clearly thinking it’s hit its peak he spends the money right away on himself AGAIN and pretends this is somehow good for the fans. It could be if he actually cares but let’s be real this isn’t for his streams it’s for him.
Lol there's no full-time streamer. Only about 80% of Twitch consists of people streaming 3+ hours from week to weekend. He's not some special snowflake. It's also funny how he wants to be treated special but we have to think "realistically" whatever that even means.
@@JxKITCH ? I'm saying that a majority of people that streams on Twitch typically streams for 3+ hours, so DSP isn't like some exception. I don't know why that was hard to grasp.
@@JxKITCH How hard was it to grasp? Apparently it is depending on your following size. It could be 3 or less. But majority of people streams more than 3 hours. I'm saying at minimum it's 3. To be fair, I am illiterate, but your own comment there doesn't seem to make sense. Sorry a bit dumb.
This was difficult to get through, I usually love your uploads, but you and piggie talking over eachother, so we cant hear any of you, makes it difficult to follow.
Dsp: Should we start as new streak?
99% of the chat: No
That one guy: what's you meal schedule?
Dsp: So we're gonna start a spin streak...
2020: months of rioting lockdowns and death
Phil: it's been a pahsitive year for me and the stream
Big ups to Tevin's archiver personality for uploading this so quickly.
It's pretty crazy that Dark changes so little about his streams that getting rid of his old sofa is considered a "reboot" to his content.
Its not a sofa its a love-seat
I spit my drink out right at the start with the song choice and it already in progress.
If Phil REALLY wanted to go all-in with the tip goals, he should set a $300 tier for each stream. Once that $300 is hit, Phil stands up and faces the door, and Kat comes in and kicks him square in the nuts.
I personally wouldn't donate to see this happen, but I bet a LOT of people would lol. Phil would get the boatload of money he wants every stream (at least for one or two days haha) and us detractors could see him suffer. Perfect for everyone!
Email this idea to Phil.
The Nut Streak
That bear dude in tevins chat is top tier oughtism. It's dsp level humor. Anyway big ups as always
What are you talking about? DSP lacks the humanity to have humor.
You better watch the way you're talking about Teddy, buddy.
It's not wise to talk bad about Teddy around these here parts, stranger. I suggest you mosey along.
For real, it's why I barely watch tervin's streams nowdays... pure wheelchair symbol from that bear dude
cuz dat teddie dood tries to hard to be funny its cringy as fuk i have to agree with u dood
What a bitter old man.
Come on, man.
Tevin is aight in my book.
Even something as simple as a daily goal streak ending, DSP has to make a spectacle of it and try to over-explain everything.
The vest streak ended. That's it. It ain't rocket science. Folks can't just casually give away $200 every damn day.
He over explains dumb shit so he can pretend to be honest with the stuff he doesn't want to address. It was painfully obvious in his bankruptcy phone call.
No it was because he didn't clean his office 😺
idk what’s worse, this creatively bankrupt potato changing what he sits on and making a spectacle out of it and saying it’s a “positive addition” to his streams or him getting $300 in one stream for putting on accessories for literally doing nothing...again. Idk how much longer I can take this honestly i hope midfirst closes in him soon so something interesting happens...
Yeah I've been watching less of the pigroach the last few months, guy puts me right to sleep assuming he's not putting a disgusted scowl on my face 😅 tervin and snort burnell keep him somewhat interesting
Why did he have to tell people he’s going to clean his “office” what the absolute fuck...
The pointing to the wall marks was crazy
😂🤣😂🤣
Mr.Maximum Talent strikes again
54:45 Did Phil really just do a Step Brothers moment? "There's soo much room for activities"
bet you 10 turkey burgers that phil & kat have bunk beds.
YUP!
And it's priceless that he owns 2 properties, and he FINALLY has a room with space that he can use.
Guarantee this dude does a couch streak in afew years. While doing a retrospective stream he'll be like "oh my gahd it's the love seat!!! *snake laugh* you guys remember that right?!Oh my gaahdddd". " I mean yeah derich I couldddd do a couch streakkkkkk or what ever if the chat wanted it" *snake laugh*
"i got right to work. and now the stream is totally new. and totally different. I think you guys are gonna like what you see." ***stream starts. only difference is a new chair***
Spin streak, not a children's entertainer
That mark on the wall will be there FOR MONTHS
Years
This dood really wants those $100 uh.
😒💰🐷💰
The more I get in tune with the DSP lore, the more I think DSP knows his viewers are ♿. The way he speaks and communicates with them is hinting me to it.
That is absolutely the case... He knows his paypigs are ♿... But the other factor is he is a giant man child and truly believes people give him money because they like him and not because they want to be entertained
Phil acts like your never gonna be able to hook up a external hardrive to the new Xbox
Best way to start this video. Love it
He wants money to spin in a chair...
He doesn't want to do a vr stream, because we all remember what happened last time.
Big ups
Unsung tractor hero big ups Tenon
Pay me 50 dollars to wear glasses, 100 for vests, 200 for spinning on a chair....
$200 to spin in a chair yes
50 dollars to put on glasses.... Good god
The pignosis can be nauseating, yes ☹️
I don't want to cancel Phil. I want to cancel all the dingbats that give him money.
I predict his weekly cleaning streak will last 1 week.
51:00 And Khet cleaned up for him for her birthday 💀💀💀
1:06:48 lol oops, that doesn't hold up very well.
Put a vest on jasper for 50 and kat for 100. Fuck it
How about he try
Auto Erotica Asphyxiation? He could do that and if he succeeds he gets 100.00. If he chokes then Kat gets the 100.00. oh and the streak ends.
He never cleaned anything for 10 years. Get's ear infection and now starts cleaning. How about cleaning inside your ears? Nah that's a negative meme
God tier intro
he always wanted this... all the credit card debt etc and not one dime spent on getting it the way he wanted.
I love that boyz 2 men song lol
😔
🙏
Did this Dave really just call it United States Denomination??
Hes gotten like 50k in 6 months how does he have no money to buy a green screen..
Why does he need to buy one when he has purchased two since moving in?
🙏
Thugs on the flo
So just to get this clear for everyone. He made a ton of money and on the DAY AFTER his vest streak ends he decides to buy a new chair. Clearly thinking it’s hit its peak he spends the money right away on himself AGAIN and pretends this is somehow good for the fans. It could be if he actually cares but let’s be real this isn’t for his streams it’s for him.
xD THAT'S it??? And then the mouth breathers give him 300 bucks? Aaaaaahahahaha xD never change aughtists
1:41:03 Taking a back . Lol
Lol there's no full-time streamer. Only about 80% of Twitch consists of people streaming 3+ hours from week to weekend. He's not some special snowflake. It's also funny how he wants to be treated special but we have to think "realistically" whatever that even means.
This comment literally makes 0 sense
@@JxKITCH ? I'm saying that a majority of people that streams on Twitch typically streams for 3+ hours, so DSP isn't like some exception. I don't know why that was hard to grasp.
@@tsuzukiyomi8911 because I didn't know 3 hours a day was full time employment. Must be nice
It's hard to grasp because you phrase your thoughts as if you don't have a grasp on English
@@JxKITCH How hard was it to grasp?
Apparently it is depending on your following size. It could be 3 or less. But majority of people streams more than 3 hours. I'm saying at minimum it's 3.
To be fair, I am illiterate, but your own comment there doesn't seem to make sense. Sorry a bit dumb.
This was difficult to get through, I usually love your uploads, but you and piggie talking over eachother, so we cant hear any of you, makes it difficult to follow.
2:13:12
LOL