Čáry-triky-magie-kouzla-iluze nejsou NIC. Nic proti humoru a vtipu šoumena Mládka s jeho uměním rozdávat dlouhá desetiletí úsměv, smích a dobrou náladu. Hlavně, abys nám ještě dlouhá léta Ivane vydržel! PF2014
Co věta, to nejmíň jeden hlod :D Tenhle výstup si člověk může pouštět pořád dokola a neokouká se. NAŠTĚSTÍ ŠEL KOLEM KRÁSNÝ PRINC......NA KONI :-) Tenhle silvestr se vyznačuje ještě jednou skvělou scénkou s Holzmannem a Maurerem - Skleróza.
od prvniho slova do posledniho jednicka! Mladek je Profi - mimika perfektni, ja bych na podiu nemohla smichy mluvit. Ty dva kluci pri hadce o mikro jsou taky jednicka! :D :D :D :D az me boli bricho!
andre pereira King and Queen had a baby girl named Snow White. King was angry at the Queen a long time after that because he knew it isnt his. Snow White wasn't pretty from beggining, she looked kinda like a small crocodile, but after some time she got prettier, so mother Queen went into her room and she asked the mirror: Mirror, who is the prettiest in our kingdom? And the Mirror answered: Your daughter Snow White you drštička (i dont know how to translate it, its that she is talking to much and things like this, kinda romantic AND insulting word at the same time). Queen got angry, she called the Servant and told him: Servant, take Snow White into deep forest and cut her head off. Your prize will be...diploma! Servant took Snow White into forest, but he didnt cut the cute head off, took pity on him, he was good guy...he probably just missed but the Snow White survived and she wandered the forest before she wandered into a small little gretel. She went inside, ventilated there...dwarfs were little but there were seven of them right...I wont talk about this part, lets just skip it okay? Well, Snow White ventilated there so Dwarfs couldn't find way back into the gretel when they were coming from the job. Snow White stayed with Dwarfs. Queen soon found out that Snow White lives. Queen turned into a witch, that was only thing she could do, otherwise she was complete lemple, but turning into witch, she could do that. And in this transformation she went looking for Snow White. Snow White was momentally home alone, she was doing some house work, she was just laundering Dopey's underwear, vainly, when someone knocked on the door. Behind the door was Witch holding an apple and she said: Snow White, buy this apple, it isn't poisonous at all! It didn't look like it is, it was this perfect light blue color... Colorblind Snow White bought it. She bited once, and at the moment she slammed to the ground. When dwarfes came home, Snow White was totally absolutelly dead. They put her in a glass coffin they had ready for her already... They put the coffin with her behind some kind of barn. Next day, luckily, beautiful prince walked around the barn...on a horse... He jumped off a horse, ran behind the barn... Dear Friends I can't work with you! Like little kids! You should be embarrased! Prince walked to the coffin, even through the glass lid he saw an unknown girl, that is pretty at the face, has good body and good nature. Prince decided to ressurect her. So he put off the lid, he put himself on the Snow White, SORRY EXCUSE ME! He bended over to the Snow White and kissed her somehow...or licked her, dang, something like that, he did something well the Snow White came back to live. Both young people were very happy, mainly Snow White didn't thought its gonna ever happen again, you know, that she is going to live... And the Prince took Snow White into her kingdom. They took the dwarfs too of course, they sold them into ZOO in the city, every cent was good in the beggining. Dwarfs liked the ZOO a lot, before they found out they were bought as a meat for Hippos and shoemaker has pricked her finger, and hey look how great continuity this New Year's Eve Party has. Now let's hear the song "Shoemaker, Madeleine". (song plays, no need to translate, the humor is mostly in non-verbal actions and not in song)
Ešte lepšie je "seskočil z koně, utíkal za tu stodolu ... " :-) Poznám všetky tieto jeho pohádky už dávno ... mal som to niekde v MP3-jkách. Válal som sa smiechom :-) Napríklad taký Smolíček Ivánovič Pacholíček :-)
@SloreTactician Ing. Ivan Mladek (born February 7, 1942) is a Czech banjoist, singer, entertainer, songwriter, composer, comedian, cartoonist, humorist, and inventor Since 1966, publicly performs with various ensembles from jazz and country music (the group: Storyville Jazz, KTO, White Stars and Misfits), from the early 70 the 20th century, only with his own band Banjo Band, which plays the tenor banjo and sings.
@@ondra3330 Tak se na ty sračky nedívejte, aby jste nemuseli plakat či zvracet . . . Každá doba má své herce, komiky kteří něco umí. A reagují na současnou situaci. Ale to Vám dvěma zřejmě uniklo . . .
Toto bola ešte zábava, humor :-D nemá to chybu! Dnešné akože zábavné relácie nemajú žiadnu úroveň. Staré dobré časy ČSTV humoru a zábavy. A každú sobotu šiel od 13:00 do 14:30 v rádiu Maratón z košického štúdia - Ján Kado a Peter Gažo... to bola paráda. Alebo Televariete s Bohdalovou a Dvořákom, Možno príde aj kúzelník a podobne... A čo dnes? Nuda.
Král si ještě dlouho dobíral královnu, protože věděl, že Sněhurka není jeho. Typický výborný Mládkův humor. (Škoda, že to tady někdo do angličtiny přeložil tak, že král byl na královnu za to naštvaný.)
Ahojky! I noticed that Czech people find extremely funny such words as pociąg (vlak), korkociąg etc. it sounds chinese for them.. po-ciong, ko-rko-ciong :) is it true?
"Sněhurko.Kup si to jablíčko.Není vůbec otrávené". To je moc.
Tohle video nemá chybu....!!!! pan Ivan Mládek je borec!!
:) Jak byłam mała, to Czeska telewizja odbierała u nas lepiej niż Polska... ale i tak mało rozumiem :( A oglądałam Kretka i Wecernicek...
přátelé, to byl jeden z mých nejkrásnějších Silvetsrů :-)
V té době měl humor úroveň...je to skvělý
I love this language. He's great !!. Greetings friends from Hradec Kralove !
Čáry-triky-magie-kouzla-iluze nejsou NIC.
Nic proti humoru a vtipu šoumena Mládka s jeho uměním rozdávat dlouhá desetiletí úsměv, smích a dobrou náladu. Hlavně, abys nám ještě dlouhá léta Ivane vydržel! PF2014
Ivan je king of pohádek :)
Když jsem byla menší tak mi tuhle pohádku pouštěl taťka a do tet jí miluju😍😂😂😂😅
veselá ná doba a ich umenie.😍😍😍😍
nema to chybu...mladek je proste klasika !!!
:-D
Co věta, to nejmíň jeden hlod :D Tenhle výstup si člověk může pouštět pořád dokola a neokouká se. NAŠTĚSTÍ ŠEL KOLEM KRÁSNÝ PRINC......NA KONI :-) Tenhle silvestr se vyznačuje ještě jednou skvělou scénkou s Holzmannem a Maurerem - Skleróza.
Dobrze, że nasze języki są takie podobne :D Brawo :))
Tak tímhle se bavím už 30 let a chechtám se pořád stejně.
Je krásný jak se celá ta herecká elita baví to se vidí málokdy. Kolik těch lidí žije? Škoda, ale nádhera. Taky se docela bavím
To můžu vidět pořád. Ať žije Mládek.
Prostě super 8-) Mládek je borec.
I from Ukraine and very like Banjo band and Ivan Mladek!
toto je najvtipnejsia ceska rozpravka a zaroven aj najlepsia skoro som sa zo stolicky zrutil od smiechu
Ladislav Gerendáš a Ivo Pešák, nemůžu z nich. :-D Jinak celý super. :-D
That man had a fantastic smile.
....prala Šmudlovi trenýrky.....marně....:-D Je to supr!
Pěkná pohádka.
Toto video nepotřebuje komentář. Prostě je super super a ještě jednou super...
Sněhurka tam vyvětrala, takže trpaslíci nemohli najít cestu do chaloupky :DDD
mládek je prostě borec
It is a pitty, if you dont understand Czech, because this sketch is one of the best Czech scenes ever. Ivan Mladek!!!
legendarni
šel.....na koni
prostě české ftip je jeden z nej na světě!
vešla dovnitř, vyvětrala tam... :D:D parádní :D
chybí pasáž: "Neplačte, Majore Jirsáku, všechno dobře dopadne! ... Když přišli Jirsá...eh, když přišli trpaslíci domů..."
super a teším sa
Superrrrrrrrrrr.
"Hlavně Sněhurka už s tím nějak nepočítala že by si ještě někdy.......žila" :D :D :D
od prvniho slova do posledniho jednicka!
Mladek je Profi - mimika perfektni, ja bych na podiu nemohla smichy mluvit.
Ty dva kluci pri hadce o mikro jsou taky jednicka!
:D :D :D :D az me boli bricho!
Fakt super Ivanovic seš super !!
Liberec 😃😃😃😃👍Bože to je tak úžasný video ❤
perfektnééééééééééé
nema to chybu...mladek je proste klasika !!!
naprosto souhlasim...nebylo lepších herců, komiků a zpěváků než v té době...
to je bombaR !!!!!
Náš klenot!
Moj ulubiony komediant.takich juz nie bywa.
výborný.
Now I want to learn Czech, only to understand the jokes in this video.
It is a Cinderella fairytale in excentric style...
Lucius Kalendarius snow white not cinderella
andre pereira
King and Queen had a baby girl named Snow White. King was angry at the Queen a long time after that because he knew it isnt his. Snow White wasn't pretty from beggining, she looked kinda like a small crocodile, but after some time she got prettier, so mother Queen went into her room and she asked the mirror: Mirror, who is the prettiest in our kingdom? And the Mirror answered: Your daughter Snow White you drštička (i dont know how to translate it, its that she is talking to much and things like this, kinda romantic AND insulting word at the same time). Queen got angry, she called the Servant and told him: Servant, take Snow White into deep forest and cut her head off. Your prize will be...diploma! Servant took Snow White into forest, but he didnt cut the cute head off, took pity on him, he was good guy...he probably just missed but the Snow White survived and she wandered the forest before she wandered into a small little gretel. She went inside, ventilated there...dwarfs were little but there were seven of them right...I wont talk about this part, lets just skip it okay? Well, Snow White ventilated there so Dwarfs couldn't find way back into the gretel when they were coming from the job. Snow White stayed with Dwarfs. Queen soon found out that Snow White lives. Queen turned into a witch, that was only thing she could do, otherwise she was complete lemple, but turning into witch, she could do that. And in this transformation she went looking for Snow White. Snow White was momentally home alone, she was doing some house work, she was just laundering Dopey's underwear, vainly, when someone knocked on the door. Behind the door was Witch holding an apple and she said: Snow White, buy this apple, it isn't poisonous at all! It didn't look like it is, it was this perfect light blue color... Colorblind Snow White bought it. She bited once, and at the moment she slammed to the ground. When dwarfes came home, Snow White was totally absolutelly dead. They put her in a glass coffin they had ready for her already... They put the coffin with her behind some kind of barn. Next day, luckily, beautiful prince walked around the barn...on a horse... He jumped off a horse, ran behind the barn... Dear Friends I can't work with you! Like little kids! You should be embarrased! Prince walked to the coffin, even through the glass lid he saw an unknown girl, that is pretty at the face, has good body and good nature. Prince decided to ressurect her. So he put off the lid, he put himself on the Snow White, SORRY EXCUSE ME! He bended over to the Snow White and kissed her somehow...or licked her, dang, something like that, he did something well the Snow White came back to live. Both young people were very happy, mainly Snow White didn't thought its gonna ever happen again, you know, that she is going to live... And the Prince took Snow White into her kingdom. They took the dwarfs too of course, they sold them into ZOO in the city, every cent was good in the beggining. Dwarfs liked the ZOO a lot, before they found out they were bought as a meat for Hippos and shoemaker has pricked her finger, and hey look how great continuity this New Year's Eve Party has. Now let's hear the song "Shoemaker, Madeleine".
(song plays, no need to translate, the humor is mostly in non-verbal actions and not in song)
***** Dang it, that is a long text!!!
I just enjoy the sounds of him, and, thanks for the translation, now I can discovery what he said '-', really thanks
Druhý den šel okolo krásný princ.........na koni...... :DDD Vážení přátelé s vámi se nedá pracovat :D
On je prostě nejlepší:D
...Sněhurka nepočítala, že by si ještě někdy ...žila... :-D Mládek king! :-)
tohle je na dobrou noc...:D
A ejhle jaká návaznost =D =D =D
Bože to je tak úžasný video =D
Takový nenápadný, nenásilný oslí můstek 😁😁😁👍🏻👍🏻
Dekuju!!!!!!!!!!!!
Součást lidové tvořivosti :)
Ešte lepšie je "seskočil z koně, utíkal za tu stodolu ... " :-) Poznám všetky tieto jeho pohádky už dávno ... mal som to niekde v MP3-jkách. Válal som sa smiechom :-) Napríklad taký Smolíček Ivánovič Pacholíček :-)
Karel Gott
I like watching him talk
to nema chybu......:-)
Viva Mladek !!!
Proste Genialni Cesky Humor :)
Suprrrrrrr..
super
niečo skvelé
"Vypadala jako malý krokodýl".Pamatuji pořádný pořady.Socializmus byl alespoň v některých věcech lepší než to dnešní svinstvo.
hustý :)
Dali Sněhurku do takové skleněné rakve,kterou tam už měli na ni připravenou. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
veeeeelmi dobre :-D
otevřela a vyvětrala tam ;DDDDD
dokonalí, jak se nám tam vsichni pekne smejou v hledisti a samej znamej:-D
Na kråsnou sněhurku
This is why I love Europe.
divka ktera je krasna v obliceji i po tele a ze ma dobrou povahu... ja sa poserem..najlepsia cast hadam :) hahah
☺💖
Královna se proměnila na čarodějnici. To je jediné co uměla, jinak byla úplnej lempl :D
najlepsiiii vtipp :D ach jaj :) brutalne
šel okolo krásný princ...na koni :D :D PROSIM cože :D:D ahaaa no pecka
absolut czech humour !)))
Классно!
Barvoslepá Sněhurka si ho koupila :-D
I didn't understand the words, but they are very funny.
@SloreTactician Ing. Ivan Mladek (born February 7, 1942) is a Czech banjoist, singer, entertainer, songwriter, composer, comedian, cartoonist, humorist, and inventor
Since 1966, publicly performs with various ensembles from jazz and country music (the group: Storyville Jazz, KTO, White Stars and Misfits), from the early 70 the 20th century, only with his own band Banjo Band, which plays the tenor banjo and sings.
Takové scénky a povídky už nikdo nedokáže vymyslet. To se nedá absolutně srovnat s dnešními silvestrovskými estrádami. Hotové sračky.
A co teprve teď, pokusy o vtipy dnešních komiků jsou už totálně k pláči.
@@ondra3330 Tak se na ty sračky nedívejte, aby jste nemuseli plakat či zvracet . . . Každá doba má své herce, komiky kteří něco umí. A reagují na současnou situaci. Ale to Vám dvěma zřejmě uniklo . . .
Toto bola ešte zábava, humor :-D nemá to chybu! Dnešné akože zábavné relácie nemajú žiadnu úroveň. Staré dobré časy ČSTV humoru a zábavy. A každú sobotu šiel od 13:00 do 14:30 v rádiu Maratón z košického štúdia - Ján Kado a Peter Gažo... to bola paráda. Alebo Televariete s Bohdalovou a Dvořákom, Možno príde aj kúzelník a podobne... A čo dnes? Nuda.
+Ray 106 jojo i cimrman byla sranda ale už pomřeli a je to v háji
to je nej
nejde o to, ze nedavaju, ale o to, ze uz taketo osobnosti sa hladaju tazko. doba je zlá
Bože! :D Jak já jsem někdy ráda, že jsem Čech :D
Princ se rozhodl,že si ji obživí xDDDDDDDDDD
bledě modrý jablko :-D
Já tu brečim smíchem!!!
bylo taky bledě modrý to jabko, barvoslepá sněhurka si ho koupila :D :D :D
We speak Czech and this is fucking brilliant.
Toto je pro :D
NICE!!!!!!! Mládek je nejlepší!!!! :D
It was in 80's :D
Bohdalka s Abrhamem jsou božíí:)
no lol,mládek je fakt super komik :D
Aww man he's funny! Great upload man!
Mladek je vyborny
Král si ještě dlouho dobíral královnu, protože věděl, že Sněhurka není jeho. Typický výborný Mládkův humor. (Škoda, že to tady někdo do angličtiny přeložil tak, že král byl na královnu za to naštvaný.)
Ahojky!
I noticed that Czech people find extremely funny such words as pociąg (vlak), korkociąg etc. it sounds chinese for them.. po-ciong, ko-rko-ciong :) is it true?
🥰😊😊
w nagrodę dostaniesz . . . .dyplom :D
rozwala mnie to :D