Dash solved that minigame and found the peak strategy for it. He not only ruined the game for his opponents, but potentially all opponents for people that watched it, since it is easily understood and replicated. That minigame has been irrevocably broken, and will create an ocean of salt.
The way Alpha fearmongers his friends into teaming up against and impeding the CPU, while hoarding power in the process, fascinates me. It’s an actual IRL tactic to keep power. Alpha would be a good politician.
29:21 alpha: “they don’t sell skeleton keys.” jo: “WHAT” the pure concern was perfect lmao. i love watching y’all play mario party. i’m a sweat, like alpha, but i’ve never seen somebody with jo’s play style. it’s really the best thing ever and it’s an even better combo when you throw the absolute wildcard, that is altrive, in the mix. please keep making mario party content, it’s my favorite thing that y’all do. y’all genuinely have the best dynamic for this game
"Donkey Kong thought to himself, would he be able to kill Mario? Despite their rivalry, he gave his life a little more meaning. Could he just betray that feeling and pull Mario into the pit with his own hands. He had to do it, he told himself as much. If it's what must be done to win the Squid Game, Donkey Kong would have to do anything, if it means survival."
I love how you can hear how uncomfortable Jacob is whenever the chaos goblins do anything not optimal. But hey, that chance time worked out in the end right? Sometimes God has favorites.
I like how at the start they make fun of dash for try harding with his chain call, meanwhile Jacob proceeds to sweat every follicle on his body for 62 minutes
DK was setting up a massive block streaks, but he messed up after being attacked and lose. That's a thing that happens constantly in Tetris games (yes, I am a virgin)
I could tell Jacob was getting tired of the bit, and Altrive really just wanted to say something about the bald podcast during the intro but Jacob didn't let him.
Master DK, if you’re reading this I’m your biggest fan! I really hope you create you own channel. I’ll support you no matter where you go ❤️❤️❤️ thank you for always making me smile!
So I’m watching the video and Alpharad goes “I wish there was like a 0.001% chance that bowser gives you 100 stars”. This sort of happened to me, I was playing Mario Party on the DS like years and years ago and bowser had a very rare chance to give people 999 stars. Well the daisy CPU got bowser’d and hit the 999 stars, I ragequit Mario party and have since never touched it
The talk about DK and the Chaos Emeralds reminded me of how, for whatever reason, Donkey Kong can repair E-123 Omega but Tails can't. ... Given his performance on the puzzle game, perhaps not thinking is the answer.
Dash landing on Chance Time in the final turn meaningfully changed the outcome of the game. If he hadn't, Jo and Jacob would have both ended with 3 stars, but Jo would've had more coins, meaning Jo would've gotten 1st instead of 3rd. Chaos makes kings.
This Donkey Kong plays like a pro that doesn't understand the rules of the minigames sometimes. The tetris one was literally him just trying to fill his screen as fast as possible without trying to match anything. The counting one with the bombs he didn't realise you were meant to minus the ones that explode. There are probably more examples but it's kinda funny tbh.
The references to other let’s plays is so genius. I hope you do get to play with the grumps in the future. I’ve been binge watching these because Donkey Kong is terrifying and I can’t afford the game. Please keep the series rolling 😋
I haven't finished the video yet but I think it's really funny how they're so fixated on using skeleton keys when canonically skelekeys DO NOT want to be used. because that kills them
@@Grimsoth I had a similar thing with game grumps and Jontron. I went back to it eventually and still enjoy it. I don’t really enjoy Egoraptor’s comedy very much but Dan was funny so I’m just lucky I guess.
This has become my new anime, Every time I'm like "Oh ill check my sub box and then I'll continue watching monogatari" and I see this and now I'm here instead of watching actual anime, the fight against DK is more immersive than just about any show I've seen XD
I mean, they have infamously harassed an artist who thought Susie was a robot as detailed by Meteorz. Luckily that is the only instance of that level of toxicity from Kirby fans but I was not deep into the Kirby fandom so there may have been much more.
FYI Boulder ball is totally winnable for solo player. To throw farther to the side you need to turn longer before throwing, and if you bounce em sharply off the wall you can punish spread out teams just as much. I've won a few games of it online as the solo
Fun fact: Resseti is in New Horizans. Call the island help services while you have no money and the person on the phone gets angry and is like "ok calm down resseti you got this"
it do be weird that you cant use skeleton keys whenever you want, in the old games you could use them whenever to clear an inventory slot and the key had dialogue like "well i guess its been fun"
13:47 So the Chomp Call doesn't make you happy when you move the star away from someone who's about to get it? Or move it closer to you if the star is far away from you?
The Luigi Snowball-chain attack might be the greatest thing I've ever seen anyone do with this game
The luigi snowball chain attack sounds like a speedrun strat
That's a hit
I can't believe Jo got combo chained by ice.
and it wasnt even just jo, it was to jacob as well which makes it that much better
Time stamp?
Dash solved that minigame and found the peak strategy for it. He not only ruined the game for his opponents, but potentially all opponents for people that watched it, since it is easily understood and replicated.
That minigame has been irrevocably broken, and will create an ocean of salt.
And it will be glorious….
Hit!
Dash is really breaking ground
*but there is already an ocean of salt?*
_(this is a joke don’t murder me in the replys. Im funny, laugh.)_
@@CosmicCrimson your joke become considerably less funny once you asked people to laugh
I can't wait until this series reduces to Jacob, Jo and Dash watching 4 master CPUs playing
im waiting patiently for the day
Sadly if I heard correctly this game does NOT allow 4 cpus playing at the same time :(
@@rob25222 BOOOOOOO
@@rob25222 thats lame as shit
rob25222 Unironically the worst thing I’ve heard about this game.
The way Alpha fearmongers his friends into teaming up against and impeding the CPU, while hoarding power in the process, fascinates me.
It’s an actual IRL tactic to keep power. Alpha would be a good politician.
would alpha end up as a dictator, I wonder?
@@happiestrain1926 oh yeah he would only as a bit tho
woah how did Biden get elected
@@rayurbae6964 He’d go war as a bit, but he wouldn’t try to win and instead focus on sending a message
@@lizzzylavender its always about sending a message
you can feel jacob's soul rot more and more every time they mention the skeleton key
The bald podcast feat. the sketon key
@@homestuck_official That's a hit
alpha "donkey kong ate all of our asses"
jo "it was kinda enjoyable"
anything you have to say jo
It doesn't technically have to mean anything >.>
don't tell me you wouldn't feel the same
Monke
Mario
@@null7493 luigi?
Jo: why are you sweating Mario party?
Also jo: it’s like 7D chess
that's a hit
Good game
I love how dash didn't know you could switch the blocks in the puzzle game, still beat DK
DK _and_ Jo
shut up spamton griffin spamton
29:21
alpha: “they don’t sell skeleton keys.”
jo: “WHAT”
the pure concern was perfect lmao. i love watching y’all play mario party. i’m a sweat, like alpha, but i’ve never seen somebody with jo’s play style. it’s really the best thing ever and it’s an even better combo when you throw the absolute wildcard, that is altrive, in the mix. please keep making mario party content, it’s my favorite thing that y’all do. y’all genuinely have the best dynamic for this game
Whenever I hear mario party I hear, ok fellas we have decided our friendship is expendable for content
And every second of content is worth it.
The fact that the entire game was decided by last turn Chance Time makes this the most Mario Party episode on the channel to date.
“Imma big Tetris guy…
This isn’t Tetris, but I’m still a guy”
-Content only found on this channel
Jacob: buys a gold pipe
Dash: “Wow 😒”
Jo: “You could have bought a skeleton key”
Donkey kong: “hoo hoo!”
Since Dash became the special guest, Jacob has been made fun of a lot more. Weird coincidence
Yeah it’s weird
Yeah
Yeah.
Yeah
And zombie hasnt been around as much
Dash wobbling J&J was frickin hilarious
Wobbling J,J,&DK
It's a rhyme, someone should turn it into a poem
I’m now imagining dash fighting Johnson&Johnson in a smash tournament because of you
Awesome performance from Chris Pratt voicing Jacob for this episode
I thought he was playing JoSniffy and Alpharad was done by the lady from the queen's gambit
Jo being obsessed with skeleton keys makes everything else about him make sense, he's just a Luigi AI
Dash using the snowball to stun-lock Jacob is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
Jacob: *buys a triple dice”
Dash and Jo: “That’s a weird way to spell skeleton key”
"Donkey Kong thought to himself, would he be able to kill Mario? Despite their rivalry, he gave his life a little more meaning. Could he just betray that feeling and pull Mario into the pit with his own hands. He had to do it, he told himself as much. If it's what must be done to win the Squid Game, Donkey Kong would have to do anything, if it means survival."
That's deep, man.
Better than the actual Squid Game ending
@@fooflghters3027 spoilers bro, I thought Squid Game was irl
@@fooflghters3027 toadette wahh sticker
@@FFKonoko banger comment
15:42 Luigi wins by doing *absolutely everything*
I love how you can hear how uncomfortable Jacob is whenever the chaos goblins do anything not optimal. But hey, that chance time worked out in the end right? Sometimes God has favorites.
I like how at the start they make fun of dash for try harding with his chain call, meanwhile Jacob proceeds to sweat every follicle on his body for 62 minutes
“Don’t worry Donkey Kong will show you how it’s done”
Donkey Kong: Chaos Control
DK was setting up a massive block streaks, but he messed up after being attacked and lose. That's a thing that happens constantly in Tetris games (yes, I am a virgin)
@@invertebrado I was talking about when the funny monkey was teleporting to a coin coin fruit after holding a triple dice like it was a chaos emerald
@@ProjectEchoshadow I replied to the wrong comment lol srry
I mean to reply a comment talking about Luigi winning dk in that one minigame
@@invertebrado whatever
I really like every time the practice game appears everyone stands still and master DK is just BOOKING IT
I could tell Jacob was getting tired of the bit, and Altrive really just wanted to say something about the bald podcast during the intro but Jacob didn't let him.
Bald podcast?
@@billymoss2239 yeah, the podcast they're in that's bald people talking about bald
@@thepieguyinthesky2363 fart
@@papakurt4162 TRUEEEE
A few episodes back, one of them said that this game was all just a cutscene for Jo to skip and that really is just the truth.
38:10 DK got mad "give me the ball papa" energy
_Grab a strawberry, mate_
Master DK, if you’re reading this I’m your biggest fan! I really hope you create you own channel. I’ll support you no matter where you go ❤️❤️❤️ thank you for always making me smile!
I don't think he'll be able to read this if I'm being honest...
@@TightSweaters4 (it’s a joke 😭)
Ha! You ate my feigned ignorance!
15:50 this is amazing, i love dash so fucking much
Dash's laugh brings me such joy
Dash has the laugh of two people.
*Dhakota
In absolute shock that they got the game grumps to do the intro for this episode.
So I’m watching the video and Alpharad goes “I wish there was like a 0.001% chance that bowser gives you 100 stars”. This sort of happened to me, I was playing Mario Party on the DS like years and years ago and bowser had a very rare chance to give people 999 stars. Well the daisy CPU got bowser’d and hit the 999 stars, I ragequit Mario party and have since never touched it
Honestly should've adapted
That's a hit
Alpha really got wobbled in a game he really loves
"Tactical L" is the most Alpharad thing I've ever heard. Never change guys XD
“Donkey Kong ate all of our f*** asses.”
*”I was kind of enjoying it though.”*
The talk about DK and the Chaos Emeralds reminded me of how, for whatever reason, Donkey Kong can repair E-123 Omega but Tails can't.
... Given his performance on the puzzle game, perhaps not thinking is the answer.
Mario and Sonic Olympics?
@@lordm1732 DK fixes him in one of the Olympics games' story modes, and Tails fails to fix him in Sonic Forces.
@@jakeroo123 Good to know, thanks.
It would've been so fucking funny if Jacob just said "I'm being wobbled in my favorite game!" as dash was just infiniting him
I actually love this channel so much! Unironically been my favourite gaming channel for years now.
Dash landing on Chance Time in the final turn meaningfully changed the outcome of the game. If he hadn't, Jo and Jacob would have both ended with 3 stars, but Jo would've had more coins, meaning Jo would've gotten 1st instead of 3rd. Chaos makes kings.
"I wanna close my eyes and hit the A button one more time"
Why does that sound like Joe's chosen his final words?
I lost my mind when he said he sees 21 as 9+10. Greatest joke of the episode.
This series is just Jacob vs Master DK with 2 wildcards
I honestly love the Mario party content, it is so nice to put on in the background or actively watch.
This Donkey Kong plays like a pro that doesn't understand the rules of the minigames sometimes. The tetris one was literally him just trying to fill his screen as fast as possible without trying to match anything. The counting one with the bombs he didn't realise you were meant to minus the ones that explode. There are probably more examples but it's kinda funny tbh.
The references to other let’s plays is so genius. I hope you do get to play with the grumps in the future. I’ve been binge watching these because Donkey Kong is terrifying and I can’t afford the game. Please keep the series rolling 😋
I love this episode of the bald podcast
I haven't finished the video yet but I think it's really funny how they're so fixated on using skeleton keys when canonically skelekeys DO NOT want to be used. because that kills them
Really loving these mario party videos, giving me memorys of when I binged all of the FWOB mario party vids
they're also doing Mario party videos so there's even more content for everybody
@@ProjectEchoshadow TBH i stoped watching FWOB when Jacob left I like everyone in Fwob but he gave the vids a certain vibe that I really enjoyed
@@Grimsoth I had a similar thing with game grumps and Jontron. I went back to it eventually and still enjoy it. I don’t really enjoy Egoraptor’s comedy very much but Dan was funny so I’m just lucky I guess.
33:39 this moment is sorely missing a ‘Cuban Whistle Crisis’ joke
Dash laughing uncontrollably while stunlocking Jacob was gold. Definitely a hit from me.
I cant believe that anthony fantano wore the yellow flannel on the day minecraft the way home was uploaded. The universe makes sense now.
The Tug O war mini game might be the most hurtful body movement mini game in Mario party history
Why the hell did they bring it back? It’s not a classic; it’s a mistake.
@@enlongjones2394 it’s a classic mistake
Hmm.... maybe. The gangbang one was pretty rough too.
@@Tonjit41 the what one
52:33 I friggin inhaled spicy water when Joe said
Go faster
That's a man who is committed to his skelly gate
45:58
I see... A final act of defiance
_"10 Skeletons keys by tommorow... or else your daughter pays..."_
Jo: I want all the skeleton keys.
Dash: I want all the chomp calls.
Jacob: Okay, I'll just take all the stars.
More turns! I I love these and it's always too short... Thanks for the laughs!
dash's rhyme at 8:43 going unappreciated still makes me sad
I'm invested in Jo's mixtape and can't wait for the release date to be announced next Deluxe Direct
Spoiler:
Did DK really end up with *1* coin more than Jo lmfao
How did noone point that out
Altrive in the snowball mini game had meat lair energy
Meat
As long as these are, I enjoy them even more because I just listen to it while I do stuff in the background
This has become my new anime, Every time I'm like "Oh ill check my sub box and then I'll continue watching monogatari" and I see this and now I'm here instead of watching actual anime, the fight against DK is more immersive than just about any show I've seen XD
Monogatari? Excellent taste my dude.
@@lucaskatz1573 Why thank you my dude
"I see seven as five plus two" I have never related more to a statement in my life
same. I see every number as x+1-4 or x- 1-4, makes doing math in my head way easier.
these mario party videos have just existing have made my entire week. I love these so much
Ngl this series is carrying my week
I got clickbaited! I’m going back to watching a video of The Rock
It’s about drive
Miss
Haha you are so funny! What's you're credit card number and pin?
16:24 Despite everyone's chuckling, that's not funny, that's just cruel.
*quietly cracking up in the background hoping no one hears*
Wdym, it was perfect lol
The Luigi snowball chain was the funniest thing I've seen in a while
"I ain't ever played that degenerate crap."
Kirby fans, shotguns cocked: "Did I hear a war declaration?"
Imagine being this agressive because of a game that's about a cute pink puffball whose name is inspired by a fucking lawyer
@@cowboyoctopus2738 Certainly not me.
I mean, they have infamously harassed an artist who thought Susie was a robot as detailed by Meteorz.
Luckily that is the only instance of that level of toxicity from Kirby fans but I was not deep into the Kirby fandom so there may have been much more.
Bro Kirby fans literally just learned how to walk and type on Twitter they can’t hold anything
I really want them to play more of this. I’m really enjoying it. No pressure though
This video hits different when I have to watch with no audio and captions are disabled. Most chaotic video so far
I love the Luigi betrayal!!
FYI Boulder ball is totally winnable for solo player. To throw farther to the side you need to turn longer before throwing, and if you bounce em sharply off the wall you can punish spread out teams just as much. I've won a few games of it online as the solo
11:38 Donkey Kong was 23 milliseconds behind Jacob
I never played the classic Mario Party’s but the Tug a War mini game always concerned me and I am confused why Nintendo brought it back.
Not enough people had joycon drift so Nintendo found a way to make more money.
To hurt our hands
26:09 (in the voice of Brian David Gilbert): "Look at this Galoomba."
I can't believe the alpharad got the game grumps on the channel. Alpharad deluxe really stepping up its game
When it landed on 100 stars I was like “wait what” and I didn’t know bowser didn’t give it to you
i wish koopa said "thanks for your koopaeration" instead of cooperation
these Mario party videos have to be my favorite on the whole channel, keep up the good work king 👊
I can't wait until someone actually tries to repeat history and sue Nintendo
they put the warning on the game so thats a fat L
14:36 here jo references 7d chess. little does he know this is an actual game available as a vr chat community map
43:17 I love how they have to say not to rotate the stick with your palm
Dash changing the outcome of the game on the last turn is a hit
I like Donkey Kong, he fits in the crew naturally. Bring him again next time
15:15 Dash is my favorite underdog for this.
jo's lack of care for the game is both hilarious and stressful at the same time
Fun fact: Resseti is in New Horizans. Call the island help services while you have no money and the person on the phone gets angry and is like "ok calm down resseti you got this"
that's a hit
it do be weird that you cant use skeleton keys whenever you want, in the old games you could use them whenever to clear an inventory slot and the key had dialogue like "well i guess its been fun"
just played a young link spamming projectiles and he hit me with our cause is just and idk how to feel right now
30:15 I had a nightmare once that bowser actually did it but it was those negative stars.
DK rolling a 1 with a custom dice to get another chomp call was one of the biggest power moves ive seen from a cpu
Yoah this is the best crossover I’ve ever seen!
Im so upset dash didnt use the Waaaaa! toadette emote after jo and alpha lost to him at the snowball game
13:47 So the Chomp Call doesn't make you happy when you move the star away from someone who's about to get it? Or move it closer to you if the star is far away from you?
The best way to clickbait in November.
I play this series on my tv and I'm convinced my neighbors think I am clinically insane.
15:52 The start of a legend.