“What are you waiting for a kiss on the cheek?!” “What do you want a kiss on the cheek?” I like how both Stan’s say that, they make up with the same responses
^^arguments on the internet in a nutshell^^ *makes completely reasonable and straightfoward argument* retards: "ok incel" "anime picture" "libtard" "racist" "commie" "fascist"
I love how Mabel and Dipper are clinging onto each other like small children at 17:13. It brings me so much joy to see Dipper not being serious and just acting like a regular kid
"Go to the golf course after dark you say? I don't know, we'd... have to break in and- JUST KIDDING LET'S BREAK IN!" Probably my favorite Stan quote lol
One of my favorite’s is “WHAT THE H!” The “I Eat Kids” joke is the best in the show, no contest. Though I also like Dipper joking about Pacifica’s probably fake blonde hair
0:00 : Scary-oke 2:45 : Into The Bunker 5:18 : The Golf War 7:51 : Sock Opera 10:43 : Soos and the Real Girl 13:51 : Little Gift Shop Of Horrors 17:51 : The Society Of The Blind Eye 21:12 : Blendin's Game 24:39 : The Love God 26:55 : Northwest Mansion Mystery 28:45 : Not What He Seems 31:42 : A Tale of Two Stans 34:51 : Dungeons, Dungeons, and more Dungeons 38:28 : The Stanchurian Candidate 41:02 : The Last Mablecorn 42:49 : Roadside Attraction 45:14 : Dipper & Mable VS. The Future 46:45 : Xpcveaoqfoxso 49:18 : Weirdmageddon 2 : Escape From Reality 51:47 : Weirdmageddon 3 : Take Back The Falls
@Marau Agury Dipper’s internet history is bunch of pictures of redheads that resemble Wendy. Bill even knows himself because of course he’s Bill fucking Cipher
14:40 what gets me with this one is that that means that Stan usually catches the dozen eggs, meaning Stan is surprisingly skilled at catching things. Imo the show should've had more jokes revolving around this concept, so much potential
Just realized every one of the main Weirdmaggedon fighters had their own episode in Season 2. McGucket: The Society Of The Blind Eye Stanford: A Tale Of Two Stans Wendy: Into The Bunker Pacifica: Northwest Mansion Mystery Gideon: The Stanchurian Candidate Soos: Soos And The Real Girl Robbie: The Love God Dipper, Mabel, and Stanley count for all of these.
Abuelita: “I want to see you happy, so I can ascend to heaven to live with the angels.” Soos: “And with Grandpa!” Abuelita: *Looks down* “No.. he’s not up there.” 😂😂😂
Anyone else notice that at 13:59 Stan's laugh is extremely similar to Bill Cipher's laugh. Literally the only difference is the pitch, everything else about it is identical.
@@stephanieklotz5209 Well yes, but i mean that the laugh is the exact same way as when Bill Cipher first gained physical form. Exact same number of syllables and everything, except for pitch being stans pitch
The time guards are named lolph and dundgren after the voice actor for them, dolph lundgren Edit: I also realized Mabel wears a rainbow sweater for the love god episode. Alex is the absolute best
I re-watched this from the start and I just finished it now idk why but I feel so empty knowing I already watched this as a kid but re-watching made me realize how important our childhood is DRAN IT TEARS😭😭😭❤
“Oh! Children fighting! I can sell this!”
-Stan
Jason 862 XD 10:05
I was going to write that
"So I was opening a bunch of doors, because I'm a creep"
-Mabel
basicially disney
*satan
This is why Gravity Falls is so great. Alone, even the jokes can carry the plot.
Thanks Barack obama
what's your last name?
@@zaneflournoy3322 hitler
I don’t understand this Obama grilled cheese sandwich
@@zaneflournoy3322 obama
With Dipper being serious and stuff most of the time, it's nice to see him having fun with Mabel like the literal child he's supposed to be
remember the time they mindlessly just smacked each other in the face
Yea but it’s nice to see dipper being serious too I love his character and tbh he’s cherished his childhood a lot
He can be goofy also to
It’s me dipper here to say fugg you
“What are you waiting for a kiss on the cheek?!”
“What do you want a kiss on the cheek?”
I like how both Stan’s say that, they make up with the same responses
Yeah
i wouldn't mind a kiss on the cheek :)
True
“DIPPER! What the what did I ask you not to do tonight?!”
“Raise the dead...”
“And what did you do?!!”
“Raised the dead...”
Ya know same old,same old
I can imagine it being marco and janna (I ship starco onlyyy)
My favorite part
Yes
Kaychu Gacha lol
Plot twist: she actually is his gam gam, they just don’t know it
Who is he, and who is she?!
(Emily Diaz) Watch 22:47 to 23:20
@@helenaperez4343 oh yeah that lady with the same hair as her maybe that’s why?
How would she be if she's single.
OMG, I'm Not the Only one who considered this! XD
"Do you have a permit for that?"
"Do you have a permit for being totally lame?"
"Haha, well, i can't argue with that, carry on."
Police literally letting a criminal and his niece and nephew do illegal things..
*10/10 professional..*
^^arguments on the internet in a nutshell^^
*makes completely reasonable and straightfoward argument*
retards:
"ok incel"
"anime picture"
"libtard"
"racist"
"commie"
"fascist"
Stan talks like the lamest teen from the 21st century.
I love it.
"And I can be with grandpa in heaven!" "No, he won't be there." XD... That's.. Dark.
...
But he will be waiting" abuelita should have said that
She also looked down
Holei hell
Just a simple guy, actually they say
Soos: And with grandpa!
Soos's grandma: *looks down no he's not there.
“So you can go to heaven with the angels”
“Like with grandpa?”
“No, grandpa is not there” *slowly looks at ground*
Lol
That funny
he’s in the underworld
@@wunluvv21No he's in the underground! I'm winking under my eye patch.
@@zabelhouse5798**winks back in eyepatch**
"Pacifica is the worst."
"And thats not just jealousy talking, I'd say that to her face."
*KNOCK KNOCK*
"I need your help."
*"Your the worst"*
*commitment to continuity intensifies*
**SLAMS DOOR**
Fox-A-Bell Aj *you’re*
Fox-A-Bell Aj timestamp?
Dipcifaca...............
I love how Mabel and Dipper are clinging onto each other like small children at 17:13. It brings me so much joy to see Dipper not being serious and just acting like a regular kid
“I will not hesitate to use the hose on the elderly” -Stan Pines.
Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton! Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
*Soos:* And the pig can look after the house!
Madison Wooten money
"Go to the golf course after dark you say? I don't know, we'd... have to break in and- JUST KIDDING LET'S BREAK IN!"
Probably my favorite Stan quote lol
Same
One of my favorite’s is “WHAT THE H!” The “I Eat Kids” joke is the best in the show, no contest. Though I also like Dipper joking about Pacifica’s probably fake blonde hair
"Undo! Undo!"
"You can't undo who you are."
That got deep.
39:42
"ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TEACH KIDS SWEARS"
Gosh I love this show and their references.
McGucket: Whats an anime?🤔
Soos: We have much to discuss...
😂😂😆 that made me laugh😆😂😂
What part is that at?
@@crystaljam9661 at 52:47
Graciana Gonjoran thank you!
@@crystaljam9661 Welcome😊
that's like Alphys and Asgore (from Undertale)
re-watching these clips is making me realize how much i can quote from this show. really shows how iconic it is
Yeah, I quote this show subconsciously all the time.
frr
yes definitely
@@st4r222thatsacooluser _-absolutely!!!_
I love how when a character is making a joke their eyes go to the side (especially Stan)
???
I don't understand. Can someone explain?
Interesting detail
Bees
@Dipper_lovez_y0u Look behind you and you'll see
20 billion bumble bees
6:45 I WILL NOT BE INSULTED BY A MAN WHO HAS NO DEPTH PERCEPTION AND WEARS EARRINGS!
Btw is that Jesse's voice from minecraft story mode?
Yup that’s Jessie from MCSM
Bella Howes
HOLY DUNSPARCE I NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE
7:30
"What's 10 minus 6?"
"10 minus..uh... wait- hang on..."
"FOUUUUUR!!"
its me
Alex Hirsch: Gravity Falls has ended
Me: ALLOW ME TO PUT ON MY...SKEPTICALS
*BWOOP*
Skepticalzzz....
*SKEPTICALS*
*-SPECTICALS-*
The villain died with last words About reincation, BUT you can't argue against the stamenet of the creators, it's not continuing!
48:33
Gideon: Oh hi Wendy have we formally MET?
Me: No but you did try to steal her moisturizer once.
- WHA- I THOUGHT DIPPER WAS JOKING!
- YOU KNOW DIPPER'S JOKES ARE TERRIBLE!
*- Soos 2019*
*- Soos 2015*
-Soos 2018*
- Soos 1884
- Soos 2001
-Soos 20712
14:15
So we're not gonna talk about the fact that Stan just owns the Eye of Sauron?
i don’t think so
I mean think about it.. it's stan, we gotta expect these kinds of things from him.
if anybody could not only defeat Sauron but capture him and keep him in his own house, it would be Stanley Pines
he owns a *palantir of Barad-Dur* not the Eye of Sauron
“I say Mabel, you say Pines! MABEL!”
“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”
“MABEL!”
“WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
“why does that never work?”
LOL Mabel!
I thought she said “pie”
As I found this comment it started playing on the video
pines!
When Mayor Cutebiker did the "got it" thing, I swear I very near teared up during my first watchthrough.
"Isn't that a fire hazard?"
"No... it's a FUN-HAZARD."
"What fate do you decide for the loser?"
"DEATH!"
"Mabel!"
"Sorry. Got carried away."
Mabel is a gem.
I love how innocent Mabel is but still says stuff like this 😂😂
“Hey soos, wanna hear the exact time and date of your death?” Best line since avengers endgame 😂
I never realized how many grown up jokes there were in this show and I absolutely love it
Lol, and it was a kids show... maybe think about what's IN the show before choosing your audience. 😂
@@aloquendoadult jokes in kid’s shows are nothing new
“Man wants his privacy, I get it.”
*Swings a rope over the fence*
“Well, everyone over the fence!” :D
“Soos and the real girl” pretty much predicted two games: FNAF and DDLC
yeah that’s crazy lol
@@kjfilms784 don't know if you thought this was accurate or not, but that episode came out after FNAF existed. DDLC, I'm not so sure.
@@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 they actually wrote and animated it before tho Alex said it himself on a commentary video of the episode
33:05 Dipper’s girly scream is hilarious
Ehem, going to ignore that
It is literally the only reason I came to find this video 😅
Agreed.
"you're camera's a cinder block toby" a sentence i never thought i would hear until i watched gravity falls
"Oh I'll hold my horses I'll hold them"
"You monster"
49:14 "Fighting children is boring. Fighting a Chaos God sounds fun!" - The Emperor of Mankind, probably
11:17 look at what Wendy is reading lol
How To Avoid Eye Contact Monthly
11:23
I saw what she was reading while watching the episode and suspected it might be that.
aww man. I can't watch this, it's an hour long.
and then it would be 4 am...
Soos it three in the morning
Lucifer's Devilish details time for act 2
you watched it anyway did'nt you
hold up its a hour long? i just finished watching it to come check the comments
Its 55 minutes long not a hour you were off by 5 minutes
"would YOU date him?"
stanley. being a great con artist with be equipped with good roasts
37:21
I can’t get over how funny that delivery was
Your face is good. I’m a Soos.
AHHHHHH!!!
100% dating material
Hey there. I’m not scared of your eyes at all. I’m gonna look at them!
11:10
I'm qeustoinabel and soos get a 12 total hunk?!?!?!?
0:00 : Scary-oke
2:45 : Into The Bunker
5:18 : The Golf War
7:51 : Sock Opera
10:43 : Soos and the Real Girl
13:51 : Little Gift Shop Of Horrors
17:51 : The Society Of The Blind Eye
21:12 : Blendin's Game
24:39 : The Love God
26:55 : Northwest Mansion Mystery
28:45 : Not What He Seems
31:42 : A Tale of Two Stans
34:51 : Dungeons, Dungeons, and more Dungeons
38:28 : The Stanchurian Candidate
41:02 : The Last Mablecorn
42:49 : Roadside Attraction
45:14 : Dipper & Mable VS. The Future
46:45 : Xpcveaoqfoxso
49:18 : Weirdmageddon 2 : Escape From Reality
51:47 : Weirdmageddon 3 : Take Back The Falls
Xpcveaoqfoxso
Thanks :)
@@CX7thetherapist No problem
just call it weirdmageddon part 1 instead
"DIPPER! WHATS THE ONE THING I ASKED YOU NOT TO DO TONIGHT!?"
"Raise the dead..."
"AND WHAT DID YOU DO!?"
"Raise the dead"
1:58
"What fate do you decide for the loser?"
(oh Jeez)
"D E A T H !"
that's one of my favorite episodes lol
Soos:"This room is way creepy"
Mabel: "not as scary and Dipper's watch history"
😂😂😂😂
Time stamp
Law and order
"HEYO!"
What have he watched
@Marau Agury Dipper’s internet history is bunch of pictures of redheads that resemble Wendy. Bill even knows himself because of course he’s Bill fucking Cipher
46:20 Clara did u eat my farm.
Me:Maybe.....
Perhaps...
46:18
PERHAPS
Too early Dude
"Nearly almost dead but not quite" now thats gonna be on my gravestone
6:34
*"I do not know holy blue good bye"*
Yeah its fun being a Canadian watching a American show
14:40 what gets me with this one is that that means that Stan usually catches the dozen eggs, meaning Stan is surprisingly skilled at catching things. Imo the show should've had more jokes revolving around this concept, so much potential
"Whats netflix and chill?”
16:04 - 16:11
"Dipper, what is the ONE thing I ask you not to do tonight?"
" Raise the dead.. "
"And what did you do?"
" Raised the dead... "
Just realized every one of the main Weirdmaggedon fighters had their own episode in Season 2.
McGucket: The Society Of The Blind Eye
Stanford: A Tale Of Two Stans
Wendy: Into The Bunker
Pacifica: Northwest Mansion Mystery
Gideon: The Stanchurian Candidate
Soos: Soos And The Real Girl
Robbie: The Love God
Dipper, Mabel, and Stanley count for all of these.
Shooting StarGamer there’s no Wendy episode
Gikle, Into The Bunke4
I guess it’s sort of a Wendy episode not really tho but the rest are
I never realised they had their own episode good idea
I only knew a few but interesting detail
“No seriously, hands off that isn’t for sale.”
**holds the eye of Sauron**
Its like if coffee and nightmares had children.
Hahahaha
Now I sort of want to try it.
“Race you down to the bottom of the stairs!”
*proceeds to roll down the stairs like a maniac*
Human soda! Im gonna drink it like a person!
-Bill Cipher 2019
Behold the majestic soos. A truly magnificent creature. No one knows where he came from. Some say he's a God.
just noticed wendy's magazine is "avoid eye contact monthly (11:21)" and stan is drinking "rich people water" (13:50)
XD
YOU JUST NOTICED!?!?
(3:05) *why does his reaction look like a zombie bit his arm off*
*lel*
Dude ur laying on my braaaa
@@kingofthecreek_8424 woah woah, a bit too mature on that one. 😳
Oh gay Gay lol
I'm so glad you didn't say lol
"Her dad is an octopus man"
*I feel like there is a game specifically about a dad thats an octopus man but I can't put my finger on it.*
Octodad
"I wouldn't mind a kiss on the-"
"NOT GONNA HAPPEN SOOS"
7:36
“You do know what sharing is... right?”
“Sha- Sha...ring?”
“Just take it.”
15:40 is that Neil deGrasse Tyson?
yes
Yes, it is.
Where
Yes it’s the Cosmos guy
9:57 I replayed that like 10 times.
9:57.5
9:58
15
Put it a 0.25 and the world will crumble
That looks like my sister when she's mad. XD No joke.
21:04 Wendy you just jinxed it
Yes, and apparently so was Mabel. It's rare for twin siblings BOTH to be left-handed...
Dipper is ambidextrous. He use his right hand mostly. So...
29:06 "I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION " took me out 😆
“After thirty long years and it all to let up to this, My biggest achievement! Probably shoulda worn pants.”
-Grunkle Stan
Abuelita: “I want to see you happy, so I can ascend to heaven to live with the angels.”
Soos: “And with Grandpa!”
Abuelita: *Looks down* “No.. he’s not up there.”
😂😂😂
Anyone else notice that at 13:59 Stan's laugh is extremely similar to Bill Cipher's laugh. Literally the only difference is the pitch, everything else about it is identical.
It’s probably cuz they have the same voice actor being Alex himself lol!
@@stephanieklotz5209 Well yes, but i mean that the laugh is the exact same way as when Bill Cipher first gained physical form. Exact same number of syllables and everything, except for pitch being stans pitch
@@neffdigitydog again probably due to them having the same person laughing. He probably just did a natural laugh for him.
@@Firefall-qk1gu Stans laugh has only been like that one time. Other than that he has a had his own laugh that sounds completely different to Bill's.
@@neffdigitydog again. Alex probably just did a natural laugh in both instances instead of trying to force a certain number of syllables
24:01 Morty is that u
RaspBlueBerry because it’s the same voice actor, Justin Roiland
@@yanetgainza6328 oh ok
It works for PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!!
I mean hey what if that is morty but as an adult and became a time traveler?🤷🏻♀️😂
I was thinking of Lemongrab.
15:44 awwww that is the cutest thing ever 😍
Lol yeah
: )
Lol
Daisy May oof accidentally tapped this lol
THEY'RE NEARLY ALMOST DEAD BUT NOT QUITE! That cracked me up for some reason. 😂
Soos's mom: "I want you to settle down before I go to heaven with the angels..."
Soos: "with Grandpa?"
Soos's mom: no he isn't up there
this show truly was ahead of its time. i was too young to appreciate it then but it’s really fun to watch now
16:28 i love how sometimes stan gets cross-eyed 😭😭 hes so cute
49:56 these guys look permanently drunk, and sound perpetually high
The Only Wrinkly Monster Who Harrases My Family Is Me!
- Stan 2018
Best Line Ever!
“I am the god of destruction!!!”
Beerus: “Am I joke to you?”
Soos's grandma: when I'm up in heaven with the Angels
Soos: like with grandpa
Soos's grandma: no, he is somewhere else
0:43 those letters look, interesting
Gravity falls was originally going to be an adult TV series so :/
It says US Exempt you weirdos
@@jacobwise6364 or it could also mean something else lmao
No. It... it doesn’t.
And here we have an example of a classic dipper-Mabel scenario
48:39 this is beautiful
😄 exactly
The time guards are named lolph and dundgren after the voice actor for them, dolph lundgren
Edit: I also realized Mabel wears a rainbow sweater for the love god episode. Alex is the absolute best
I just realized that some characters have 4 fingers while others have 5 but it's made a big deal that Ford has 6.
Smaller figured characters have 4
Bigger figured characters have 5
@@scribblemeeps they grow the extra finger when they hit 18
the 4 fingers is an art style, Ford's 6 fingers is a condition (polydactyly)
Adults have 5 fingers.
Children have 4.
Bill Cipher has 4 fingers.
Conclusion: Bill Cipher is a child.
"Guy from the 10 dollar bill! I forgot I had a crush on you!"
HAMILTON INTENSIFIES
12:00 Me neither, Soos
"Why can't you get along?"
"Because we hate each other"
Valid point
I love how you can basically get an abridged version of the plot of each episode from this
“Just gotta splash this sucker with some anointed water, and he should be out of your probably fake blonde hair.”
Daaaaaaaaamn
Mabel: “I am the God of Destruction!”
Beerus: *Hold my beer.*
I re-watched this from the start and I just finished it now idk why but I feel so empty knowing I already watched this as a kid but re-watching made me realize how important our childhood is DRAN IT TEARS😭😭😭❤
20:02 MAPEL 20:19 DYSENTERY 26:36 I love this part of this episode 33:30 ☠ 34:24 stan theory 36:31 I love Grenda she is my favorite character
24:06 And that started Morty’s catchphrase
His voice sounds like morty's voice
@@ToiMemes i mean, the have the same VA
@@asdwthe1st370 What is the VA
@@ToiMemes V.oice
A.ctor
@@asdwthe1st370 Ahh ya
You forgot one of the funniest-
‘Drat! How did you get past my *one* guard!’
and "your math is no match for my gun you idiot"
Thank you for including episode numbers!
Me with my brother.
Mabel “Why can’t you all get along?”
Golf ball thing “😶😑😐🙂😀😃 because we hat each other”
6:37 “Je ne sais quoi, sacré bleu avoir!”
It’s funnier when you know French!
“I don’t know, sacred blue goodbye!”
9:58 i love it
Same
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMM
32:03 I always thought soos's long lost dad was Bigfoot
"I thought he was just joking!"
"You know Dipper's jokes are terrible!"
LMFAO
34:04 sounds like J. Jonah from spiderman.
EDIT* wow it's actually j.k Simmons that's amazing
And people made memes about it