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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @JoeBartolozzi
    @JoeBartolozzi  2 года назад +545

    I know the first video is satire for anyone about to say “omg joe how did you not know that” like the theory is still funny satire or not that was the reaction not me genuinely thinking it’s 9/11

  • @jenniferchrystian3720
    @jenniferchrystian3720 2 года назад +508

    I hated when every single person in my highschool were doing the cup song

    • @jeffamitchell398
      @jeffamitchell398 2 года назад +3

      me

    • @dobovandavis66
      @dobovandavis66 2 года назад +8

      I was in elementary but yeah it's fucking annoying

    • @carpetcarpet1
      @carpetcarpet1 2 года назад +2

      For my school concert, we did the cup song and it was really bad💀💀

    • @f_u_love8424
      @f_u_love8424 2 года назад +4

      I didn’t mind it because my classmates didn’t really do the cup thing they would just make beats on the table and rap and it was actually fire so I didn’t mind.
      But I fucking hated when they would just moan loudly out of nowhere 😂.
      Like it was ok the first time but call me crazy but after doing it 50 times a day per week… I honestly had to resist the urge of clocking them one good time 🤦🏾‍♀️.

    • @mrtmananimations4811
      @mrtmananimations4811 2 года назад

      I just hate everyone in my school

  • @Chris-op7ku
    @Chris-op7ku 2 года назад +102

    “Being on the ground,ground zero”-this had me dead it was so random🤣

  • @wabbit.9867
    @wabbit.9867 2 года назад +62

    “Those birds are clearly lesbian” yes they certainly are standing next to each other

    • @haydenfoley6102
      @haydenfoley6102 2 года назад +6

      not only that, they are holding hands... thats clear evidence that they are lesbian

    • @N_A_11official
      @N_A_11official 7 месяцев назад

      Lmao

  • @thecollector5204
    @thecollector5204 2 года назад +950

    I find it quite concerning how no one is talking about the first video being satire

    • @timothyallen1218
      @timothyallen1218 2 года назад +7

      Literally

    • @teefgrandson1767
      @teefgrandson1767 2 года назад +8

      ik it bothers me that Joe thinks its real

    • @JoeBartolozzi
      @JoeBartolozzi  2 года назад +246

      I know it’s satire lmao still funny

    • @JoeBartolozzi
      @JoeBartolozzi  2 года назад +261

      @@teefgrandson1767 I don’t genuinely think it’s real bro it’s a movie about singing competitions how would it at all relate to 9/11 ik the dudes joking

    • @thecollector5204
      @thecollector5204 2 года назад +34

      @@teefgrandson1767 Give it up man, no one cares

  • @balloondagger0
    @balloondagger0 2 года назад +125

    As someone who has been an LSU fan my entire life, and has visited the campus dozens of time, it still amazes me to this day that Pitch Perfect was filmed on the LSU campus. It’s so neat to see familiar sights in the movie.

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 2 года назад +1

      Who the hell is a fan of a university?

    • @LegoCT_
      @LegoCT_ 2 года назад +5

      @@hajidle football. also everyone in Louisiana meatrides LSU

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 2 года назад

      @@LegoCT_ must be an American thing

    • @LegoCT_
      @LegoCT_ 2 года назад +1

      @@hajidle yeah it is lol

    • @memeview2566
      @memeview2566 9 месяцев назад

      @@hajidlenah, bro is just weird

  • @Wayhoo
    @Wayhoo 2 года назад +28

    I lost it at "Living under Iraq" 💀💀

  • @spiromint6221
    @spiromint6221 2 года назад +130

    The first one has to be a troll
    Ain’t no way someone actually thinks that

  • @burnttoast2266
    @burnttoast2266 2 года назад +36

    Movie conspiracy theories give me purpose in life

  • @theflightdeck2783
    @theflightdeck2783 2 года назад +44

    I love these videos so much. I'm not a big fan of twitch so when you post twitch clips like this on RUclips I love it. Keep the vids coming I love watching these.

    • @supahflames
      @supahflames 2 года назад +8

      Your name is about 9/11 and goes deeper than everyone realizes

  • @jessicalynn4850
    @jessicalynn4850 2 года назад +51

    the first one, you gotta think abt how much time it took for someone to make all these random correlations 💀💀💀💀

  • @luck-plays1
    @luck-plays1 2 года назад +157

    i always get so excited when joe posts

  • @dawsonrafuse7138
    @dawsonrafuse7138 2 года назад +41

    Gotta love when joe post or starts streaming

    • @jk6288
      @jk6288 2 года назад

      @Morbius time your dad? Nah.

  • @bd8441
    @bd8441 2 года назад +6

    The Blue armpit hair killed me it just came outta nowhere💀

  • @elizabethkroll7871
    @elizabethkroll7871 2 года назад +20

    Everyday Joe uploads is a good day

  • @sachabond5596
    @sachabond5596 2 года назад +9

    pov: your english teacher is explaining the hidden meaning to the work you made

    • @oliviasommerville4733
      @oliviasommerville4733 2 года назад +2

      emphasis on *you* made and didn’t even intend to have a hidden meaning lolll

  • @garyduck3778
    @garyduck3778 2 года назад +16

    Not gonna lie I would love to watch joe just react to the angry birds movies

  • @baylorhaynes9911
    @baylorhaynes9911 2 года назад +9

    At 10:33 he could’ve referenced Hitler’s failed art career. Missed opportunites

  • @matt15
    @matt15 2 года назад +9

    I love how the first video says “Harry and the rest of the Connick Jr.’s” instead of just the Connicks lmao

  • @hypedgumball1874
    @hypedgumball1874 Год назад +3

    And I love how the producer of this movie is probably just like man I just wanted to make a movie about a game that I like to play when I’m shitting

  • @i_rage_a-lotcom2818
    @i_rage_a-lotcom2818 2 года назад +1

    I now have -1,000 brain cells and I can smell colors from those

  • @maximoby5396
    @maximoby5396 2 года назад +6

    It's a shame joe doesn't post anymore rocket league content. Those were pretty funny.

  • @prestoncase249
    @prestoncase249 2 года назад +5

    He took it wayyyyy to serious when the teacher told him to read between the lines

  • @elaiju
    @elaiju 2 года назад +3

    ITS BLOOD VS CRIP CASE CLOSED

  • @luke_morehouse068
    @luke_morehouse068 2 года назад +3

    I love how he censors the swear words at the beginning but then just stoppes after like 3 mins

  • @nofty1317
    @nofty1317 2 года назад +2

    omg that first theory had me dead bro LMAOOO

  • @vksorkz8256
    @vksorkz8256 2 года назад +7

    YES JOE BACK WITH A BANGERRRRR

  • @Cronyxx
    @Cronyxx 5 месяцев назад

    I know the first video was satire, but the connections he made were genius

  • @benmedd7698
    @benmedd7698 2 года назад +7

    My takeaway: Red from the Angry Birds movie is antisemitic.

  • @snappy6743
    @snappy6743 2 года назад +5

    for some reason i couldnt stop laughing the entire video

  • @vengeancenotops9369
    @vengeancenotops9369 2 года назад +3

    im arab and persian lmao i cant the 911x iran collab

  • @nekocunn7693
    @nekocunn7693 2 года назад +3

    joe i just want you to know you make me luagh and smile thank you for everyything! My name is jesse and i always wait on yt because i cant get twitch i wish ican see u live! have a great day cyaaa!!

  • @iggiloo
    @iggiloo 2 года назад +5

    Joe is the most funniest person I know and that’s a fact

  • @ark1st3r37
    @ark1st3r37 2 года назад +2

    Red just has anger issues

  • @blakeharper8773
    @blakeharper8773 2 года назад +3

    Joe, you should react to SpongeBob theories they’re low key interesting

  • @SVazura
    @SVazura 2 года назад +1

    Ab part has me DIEING😭

  • @sliqyplayz8072
    @sliqyplayz8072 2 года назад

    Poor hairy,it mist be so awkward to celebrate his birthday

  • @poots1176
    @poots1176 11 месяцев назад +2

    I’m watching this faded as FUCK and this is so funny lmaooo I’m literally fucking passing away rn holy bart 😋😋😋😍🤝💥🦃

  • @Brew2theha
    @Brew2theha 2 года назад +2

    The second guy was reaching so far😂

  • @javiicalderon6162
    @javiicalderon6162 2 года назад +2

    13:58 “im done” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @YourMissingLink.
    @YourMissingLink. 2 года назад +2

    Bro the connections make sence btween 9/11 and pitch perfect

  • @noahmoeller3714
    @noahmoeller3714 2 года назад

    As a German I have to admit we wore red in the World Cup once, all of our other kits are white with the Deutsches flag on the sleeve

  • @that1kid208
    @that1kid208 2 года назад +19

    This stream was so fun

    • @v4mpirekitty115
      @v4mpirekitty115 2 года назад

      Whats it called ?

    • @that1kid208
      @that1kid208 2 года назад

      @@v4mpirekitty115 it’s from 3 weeks ago called reacting to insane conspiracy theories

  • @SueZQue83
    @SueZQue83 2 года назад

    I think my brain just committed unalive

  • @queen3333___
    @queen3333___ 2 года назад +2

    My day gets better when Joe uploads.

  • @elijahburt6573
    @elijahburt6573 2 года назад

    This is like some podcast stuff

  • @BanaDZN
    @BanaDZN 2 года назад

    This is how much I overthink

  • @chris.rincon
    @chris.rincon 2 года назад +1

    best day when joe post a new video

  • @LOLBIT3464
    @LOLBIT3464 2 года назад +1

    I always get happy when he uploads, I wish he uploads more

  • @jessefeldman8020
    @jessefeldman8020 2 года назад +2

    Good day when Joe posts😁

  • @mythInfinite
    @mythInfinite Год назад

    That guy is MatPat when he's high

  • @fishtube5508
    @fishtube5508 2 года назад

    Waited all day for you to post

  • @haidengunarich5538
    @haidengunarich5538 2 года назад +4

    LEEETTSS GOOO!! IM WATCHING JOE NOW AND I GOT THE NOTI HE UPLOADED🤯🔥

  • @rcxsce
    @rcxsce 2 года назад +2

    You should react to alex bale SpongeBob conspiracy theories

  • @Twitchsourhd
    @Twitchsourhd 2 года назад +1

    Good point joe.

  • @henryducommun9636
    @henryducommun9636 2 года назад

    I’ve been stocking your RUclips waiting for you to post😭

  • @thepillowhands
    @thepillowhands 2 года назад

    new intro: IN THIS VIDEO ILL BE CONSTANTLY IN DENIAL ABOUT ALL MY LIFES CHOICES

  • @glitchherobrine3773
    @glitchherobrine3773 Год назад

    5:45 what were we supossed to do? Catch the plane?

  • @steverogers3251
    @steverogers3251 2 года назад

    you HAVE to do another one of these

  • @joshuaromero4698
    @joshuaromero4698 2 года назад

    Joe's outro is always BUMPIN🕺

  • @robinattack2559
    @robinattack2559 2 года назад

    "We did nothing to stop 9/11"
    what the hell were we supposed to do? move the buildings? catch the plane? wtf?

  • @nathaneli5313
    @nathaneli5313 2 года назад

    You memorized pitch perfect well I memorized Avengers endgame

  • @Sc0rn24
    @Sc0rn24 Год назад

    I was dying with pitch perfect thing

  • @RagingWolf_
    @RagingWolf_ 2 года назад

    Legit that cup song was so annoying back in the day lol

  • @fotressgump1706
    @fotressgump1706 9 месяцев назад

    He's onto something

  • @callacooksey6743
    @callacooksey6743 2 года назад

    The most noticeable thing is that in the ENTIRE video the man is saying things like “maybe” or “I think” -_-

  • @PrivietThisIsSasha
    @PrivietThisIsSasha 2 года назад

    11:15 i lost all my brain cells listen to that💀

  • @ykniemo
    @ykniemo 2 года назад +1

    Bro wtf was the first one💀💀

  • @thornunnaley6365
    @thornunnaley6365 2 года назад

    I hate when my brother would grab a red solo cup and start doing that cup song

  • @preeflea
    @preeflea Год назад +8

    I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

  • @nxra2475
    @nxra2475 2 года назад

    the pitch perfect one had me WHEEZING how do people come up with that stuff.. wack

  • @GummyCasts
    @GummyCasts 2 года назад

    Bros gonna make a theory about the wage gap between woman in the boss baby

  • @blacksnow1152
    @blacksnow1152 Год назад

    This reminds me of when people try to connect Ariana grande to Mac n cheese via Wikipedia

  • @XxzemexX
    @XxzemexX Год назад +1

    12:02 i’m da biggest bird

  • @v4mpirekitty115
    @v4mpirekitty115 2 года назад

    YESS JOE POSTED

  • @alanadixon9555
    @alanadixon9555 2 года назад

    Okay, JOE YOU NEED TO LOST MORE SCARY GAMES THERE MY THERAPY

  • @immortaltarkyn1072
    @immortaltarkyn1072 Год назад

    How did he not realise the first video was satire

  • @whitecreepergirlgamergirl
    @whitecreepergirlgamergirl 7 месяцев назад

    I actually get a theory on something what if SpongeBob and his friends even his life and job were all imaginary in his head. but in the real world, he's a kid at the age of 13 daydreaming about having friends loving his job, and never being bored because he's a shy sponge so he needs to know how to learn that way of living on his own or that's my opinion do you guys like it

  • @roronoazoro8427
    @roronoazoro8427 2 года назад

    ah yes one piece isnt about luffy getting a crew and becoming king of the pirates by finding the one piece. Its about how Goku smashed vegeta and how naruto is so depressed that's what one piece is

  • @toxic_tomb1238
    @toxic_tomb1238 2 года назад

    I thought the guy making this video was being serious at first, I couldnt stop laughing the entire time.

  • @baldpanda6312
    @baldpanda6312 2 года назад +1

    That first guy is wrong pitch perfect is actually trying to tell us that we should sub to Joes RUclips channel and twitch 🧐

  • @risingtyd3
    @risingtyd3 2 года назад +1

    Joe what do you think of the IRA

  • @johnappenzeller2751
    @johnappenzeller2751 2 года назад

    “We didn’t do anything to stop 9/11” people sacrificed their life to save the pentagon and the White House from other planes bro

  • @ttvsteel_yt319
    @ttvsteel_yt319 2 года назад

    lets go joes back

  • @Crazy_Alex_7667
    @Crazy_Alex_7667 2 года назад +1

    1:10 ya know it takes place in NYC, nvm takes place in USA which means 911

  • @halenmullen3651
    @halenmullen3651 2 года назад

    The first one is convincing if you don’t think about it

  • @LargestLuke
    @LargestLuke 2 года назад +1

    NO MAIDENLOZZI?

  • @hakan7324
    @hakan7324 2 года назад

    Hey could you please link the original video in the description
    Not only would that credit the people who made those videos but also give everybody the ability to instantly find the video and watch it for themselves especially if u don’t finish it😊

  • @johnayellopez1055
    @johnayellopez1055 2 года назад

    its just like jaden childhood💀

  • @RockyDoesStuff
    @RockyDoesStuff 2 года назад

    I can’t believe that Pitch Perfect is about 9/11.

  • @elijahdwr
    @elijahdwr 2 года назад

    Pls make a part 2 😂

  • @HaxV0
    @HaxV0 2 года назад

    Hits different now that he's at 911k subs

  • @joshuajenness8978
    @joshuajenness8978 2 года назад

    honestly joe reminds me of red from angry birds

  • @astrocloudy
    @astrocloudy 2 года назад

    These have to be satire i refuse to believe they aren't

  • @cartoonybear9295
    @cartoonybear9295 2 года назад

    English teachers when watching a movie

  • @Crazy_Alex_7667
    @Crazy_Alex_7667 2 года назад

    And there are 3 pitch perfects

  • @declanpare9189
    @declanpare9189 2 года назад

    The first one was like the turn something into something tik tok videos😅

  • @coolbean3599
    @coolbean3599 2 года назад

    You live in NY: YOU CAUSED 911

  • @michaelsanchez9927
    @michaelsanchez9927 2 года назад

    honey wake up Joe Bartlozzi posteddddd

  • @griffinmaguirw8703
    @griffinmaguirw8703 2 года назад +1

    Jesus Chris-🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬