WORLD RECORD I Expect You to Die 2 Speedrun (story% AND all missions)

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  • Опубликовано: 4 мар 2022
  • story% and all missions WR
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    story%:
    starts at 0:11 / ends at 11:30
    11:19 with loads
    10:41 w/o loads
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    all missions:
    starts at 2:14 / ends at 12:13
    9:58 with loads
    9:27 w/o loads

Комментарии • 123

  • @micklivi92
    @micklivi92 Год назад +233

    The frantic clicking and eating while waiting for dialog made me chuckle

    • @schnapq
      @schnapq  Год назад +89

      that clicking and spamming of buttons actually skips dialogue most of the time! That’s what makes this run so fast

    • @averagecanadian1510
      @averagecanadian1510 Год назад +24

      @@schnapq I’ve been trying speedruns and the dialogue make it’s hard thanks for the tip

    • @samuels1123
      @samuels1123 Год назад +7

      Fail conditions and a few other events override dialogue in favor of scene progression, like messing up the theater.

  • @rokechikan4481
    @rokechikan4481 Год назад +173

    The Fabricator: "Alright, let's start the show! I hope for your sakes, nobody fucks up."
    Agent Phoenix: Immediately brings up the curtains, spams every button and switch
    The Fabricator: "U-Uhhhhhh we're moving up the time table, bring down The Mask!"
    Agent Phoenix: Immediately destroys the mask
    The Fabricator: WHAT THE F-

    • @logangoodwin451
      @logangoodwin451 11 месяцев назад +4

      and then agent phoenix went to the final level and distoryed your nuke plan in a couple of seconds

    • @Crewcam126
      @Crewcam126 8 месяцев назад +2

      Agent Phoenix is the new Chuck Norris

  • @thatmadengineer_5552
    @thatmadengineer_5552 Год назад +53

    “Wait wait wait wait agent! Let’s not be too hasty!”
    **BEING TOO HASTY INTENSIFIES**

  • @SeaguIISoup
    @SeaguIISoup Год назад +61

    this is genuinely the funniest speedrun i’ve ever seen

  • @dynoscord1443
    @dynoscord1443 Год назад +61

    the "i'm tossing down a flashlight" moment in the 3rd mission gives the same vibes as being in a paired-up project where the other guy has everything planned out already and you still want to be of some use so you just bring water bottles to them

    • @olliemunday6196
      @olliemunday6196 6 месяцев назад +1

      bro i dont even speedrun and it still happens im too fast

    • @Rhymer_the_clown
      @Rhymer_the_clown 2 месяца назад

      So damn specific

  • @EXPSanity
    @EXPSanity Год назад +93

    Honestly, one of my favorite headcannon's is that the Agent does everything in one run, implying if someone did a 100% run, they would be speed running, achievement getting, and completing the mission all at the same time.

    • @jamiethompson6084
      @jamiethompson6084 Год назад

      It’s impossible

    • @EXPSanity
      @EXPSanity Год назад +13

      @@jamiethompson6084 I mean obviously, but if the man can survive an explosion from a death machine caused by a nuclear malfunction in space, then I think its atleast plausible

    • @jamiethompson6084
      @jamiethompson6084 Год назад

      @@EXPSanity e good point

    • @random_show_normal3766
      @random_show_normal3766 Год назад +4

      Well in the eaves drop level there are 2 souvenirs for killing the guard with a bottle and a bear but you can’t do both at the same time so that’s kinda sad

    • @EXPSanity
      @EXPSanity Год назад +4

      @@random_show_normal3766 The Agent will always find a way. By that, I mean that he will stab that poor poor man with an arrow with the help of a bear and then poison him with champagne, leaving the man's last moments in despair, agony, and utter confusion.

  • @Deadpool-ri3rq
    @Deadpool-ri3rq 11 месяцев назад +24

    IEYTD 3:
    Prism: I'm going to prove I can make a better agent than humans can be!
    The Agency, pulling up security cam footage of this Phoenix:

  • @fletsy7259
    @fletsy7259 2 года назад +101

    Dude, the "speedrunned" ending is much better than the normal one. In the normal Zor just waits till you disarm the nukes, and in the "speedrunned" one Zor talks to JJ, not to the agent, with epic music, and then you both die at the same time

  • @thecrimeskeleton4848
    @thecrimeskeleton4848 Год назад +31

    i love the response to seeing the quest 2's battery is low

  • @user-et7eq5kv1k
    @user-et7eq5kv1k Год назад +20

    JJ: "That was a lot faster than I hoped for"
    Me: "Me too, pal"

  • @supercooper2712
    @supercooper2712 Год назад +53

    Man really had to flex the world record on us by doing the tutorial when he didn’t have to

  • @sourdough4645
    @sourdough4645 2 года назад +60

    Congrats on the World Record I didn't even know someone could do it this fast

  • @popcat7917
    @popcat7917 Год назад +54

    Mask: litterally explodes
    Meanwhile The audience: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @nadrewod999
    @nadrewod999 Год назад +46

    The difference in play style changes how the world would realistically view Agent Phoenix.
    For example, on the playthrough of the channel "STFU And Play", Agent Phoenix is a clumsy alcoholic who often ends up in deadly situations because he's busy messing around, but he always gets the job done in the end.
    In this playthrough, Agent Phoenix has drank so much coffee that he can see the future, leaving him with an impatient twitch as he's always waiting for the next moment he can speed everything along faster.

    • @nadrewod999
      @nadrewod999 Год назад +9

      Also, literally disabling the final bomb before Wil Wheaton even dies...

    • @Dvlnn
      @Dvlnn 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@nadrewod999 Who is Wil Wheaton?

    • @Sandrewisback
      @Sandrewisback 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Dvlnnthe va for John juniper

    • @Dvlnn
      @Dvlnn 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Sandrewisback Thank you very much

  • @mrnifnif535
    @mrnifnif535 2 года назад +38

    The ending part where you have to defuse the bomb got me 💀

  • @nikpan9744
    @nikpan9744 11 месяцев назад +6

    1:56 „Your Quest 2‘s battery is low“. That’s probably why he hurried!

  • @Lascka23
    @Lascka23 2 года назад +37

    OMG, it was very cool, but even more... So funny ! XD
    I love to imagine HQ asking themself, "Are you sure it's our best Agent ? They are so... Twitchy !"

    • @kevinle1083
      @kevinle1083 2 года назад +7

      Me as another Agent:
      “He’s the best we got, and I think he has a tendency to be a bit twitchy. He also likes to be crazy sometimes and shake his hands around at a door like a crackhead. But just leave him be for the time being, HQ.”

    • @GenocidalSquid
      @GenocidalSquid Год назад +6

      @@kevinle1083 "At least he's better than even our faster handlers. Wasn't expecting him to beat a 10 minute clock in 20 seconds."

    • @kevinle1083
      @kevinle1083 Год назад +4

      @@GenocidalSquid haha, I wasn’t expecting that. He is, indeed, a valuable asset to the Agency.

    • @GenocidalSquid
      @GenocidalSquid Год назад +5

      @@kevinle1083 “Can’t imagine what’s next for this guy. Should be commended in the subsection of the agency: Speedcracker Agents!”

    • @kevinle1083
      @kevinle1083 Год назад +1

      @@GenocidalSquid indeed. He’s special.

  • @matthewstudios9805
    @matthewstudios9805 10 месяцев назад +3

    lore accurate agent phoenix

  • @jaydapugpug
    @jaydapugpug Год назад +12

    I tried to do it fast and just barely got through the speed run time so this person is outstanding to me

  • @monotrx
    @monotrx 2 года назад +14

    this guy is having caffeine jitters

  • @ApolloK
    @ApolloK 5 месяцев назад +1

    The speedrun's chaotic, almost panicked mashing and shaking of everything in sight pairs wonderfully with my only other impression of Agent Phoenix was a playthrough where they drank every bit of alcohol in sight

  • @markizoof7218
    @markizoof7218 Год назад +5

    Bro took 40 Benadryls

  • @Kykkoman
    @Kykkoman 10 месяцев назад +2

    "I think I heard something" he says as the sounds of a drawer slamming open and closed emanate from nearby

  • @jasonzhang9950
    @jasonzhang9950 Год назад +21

    Does frantically jiggling cabinets make the game go faster or is that just movement to fill the waiting time?

    • @schnapq
      @schnapq  Год назад +27

      yes. the overload of sounds created by spamming buttons, cabinets, and drawers skips dialogue, which makes the level much faster.

    • @jasonzhang9950
      @jasonzhang9950 Год назад +2

      @@schnapq Thank you!

  • @littletimmygotburnedinafire
    @littletimmygotburnedinafire 10 дней назад

    i love how at 7:00 juniper says “gibson youre a mind reader”

  • @WackoMcGoose
    @WackoMcGoose Год назад +5

    I mean, you do work for the _Enhanced_ Operatives Division, surely that includes reaction time and predictive precognition of events you're not supposed to know about...

  • @averagecanadian1510
    @averagecanadian1510 Год назад +2

    This is amazing

  • @ARandomWolfApproaches
    @ARandomWolfApproaches 8 месяцев назад +1

    3:32 i love this too much

  • @thestateofohio2895
    @thestateofohio2895 Год назад +4

    A while ago I did a personal best of like 18 mins but died to the electrical wiring in the elevator on the last level

  • @facundoveliz8635
    @facundoveliz8635 11 месяцев назад +4

    I know it skips dialogue and all but, the insane clicking and closing cabinets and all looks like severe ADHD

  • @NoNameAtAll2
    @NoNameAtAll2 Год назад +5

    wtf
    you can shoot down missile with a laser??

  • @toby_that_one_random_guy
    @toby_that_one_random_guy Год назад +7

    the bomb defusal looked hilarious, the agent just has no remorse for the fact that JJ is about to die and he also just pulls off elevator power with 0 fear or thinking to defuse the bomb

  • @dezonzican4504
    @dezonzican4504 10 месяцев назад +1

    Seems like someone had too much coffee

  • @UnknownParadoc
    @UnknownParadoc Год назад +3

    How did you go out of bounds in the plane when I do it the screen goes black. Also why do you keep rapidly opening drawers. I’m trying to beat your record.

    • @schnapq
      @schnapq  11 месяцев назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/eAHLUskKD0Q/видео.html
      Hopefully this helps
      Also gl on your speedruns!

  • @Thegreatcockwomble
    @Thegreatcockwomble 3 месяца назад

    This guy is the embodiment of adhd

  • @ejwickschildhoodvideos2975
    @ejwickschildhoodvideos2975 Год назад +3

    How did you get it to where when you put the ball thing on the hand to deactivate the lasers when you go down the gas doesn’t get you ‘ cause when I try that the gas always kills me

    • @schnapq
      @schnapq  Год назад +1

      this takes a lot of practice to get the timing down but generally after you put the lantern in the hand and hear the sound that plays when you do something right you can immediately start lowering. You can’t go to soon or too late, it really just requires practice unfortunately. I would study the timing of this and other eaves drop runs for extra context. Hope this helps

  • @user-od3cp2kv3y
    @user-od3cp2kv3y 10 месяцев назад +2

    He was running low on battery so he had to finish the Speedrun before he ran out

  • @luckyone_sped
    @luckyone_sped 2 года назад +1

    so cool

  • @elijahking3003
    @elijahking3003 2 года назад +15

    What the hell kind of drugs did he take

    • @kevinle1083
      @kevinle1083 2 года назад +4

      I dunno, he’s high as fuck but at least he speed runned through the game.

  • @NoIdiotHere
    @NoIdiotHere Год назад +4

    This better be a world record

  • @random_show_normal3766
    @random_show_normal3766 Год назад

    I can’t wait till ieytd 3 comes out and you speedrun it

  • @christianlithuaniaclassic
    @christianlithuaniaclassic 8 месяцев назад

    When he hooked up a battery to a banana really got me 😂

  • @samuels1123
    @samuels1123 Год назад +1

    the desperate repeated attempts to grab things is perfect comedy

  • @cerres
    @cerres 2 года назад +2

    how \do u do the glich less speedrun i know thats not the thind u went for but im very confused on what it means by no dialogue skips

    • @schnapq
      @schnapq  2 года назад +4

      so you can just run through the game as fast as you can without breaking the game. Dialogue skips include mashing buttons and making sounds really quickly to essentially break the audio engine and skip dialogue. If you’ve never heard of them, maybe check out my glitch guide video. Anything you see in that video can’t be used in glitch less, everything else is allowed. Additionally, intended skips like skipping junipers speech in safe and sound by putting something in front of the window is part of the game, so it is not considered a dialogue skip.

  • @warthunderzx3317
    @warthunderzx3317 Год назад +2

    This is so funny to watch

  • @mshepherd3250
    @mshepherd3250 5 месяцев назад

    Agent phoenix is having a seizure and destroying doctor zor in a matter of minutes andddd more inportantly agent phoenix loves pushing every button he finds in his deathbed or if someones shooting at him no matter what hes doing he always must push buttons

  • @sam-vn3vg
    @sam-vn3vg 9 месяцев назад

    Agent what is happening agent AGENT!

  • @bunzo_therabbit
    @bunzo_therabbit 7 месяцев назад

    Bro is an VR Speedrunner!

  • @britishduck
    @britishduck 11 месяцев назад

    How are ones wrists still attached?

  • @epicskullbomb9276
    @epicskullbomb9276 Год назад +1

    50% gameplay, 50% overstimulation

  • @ilikepotatoes6669
    @ilikepotatoes6669 Год назад

    im a little late but a true agent best at his work good job

  • @torantontuftin8874
    @torantontuftin8874 4 месяца назад

    "woah agent lets not be too hast-" too late. The nukes are deactivated

  • @lukeylion11
    @lukeylion11 Год назад

    Im just wondering how do you time the speedruns?

    • @schnapq
      @schnapq  Год назад +2

      I cut out the loading time between levels, which in this case is either a solid black screen or a loading screen

  • @ashq7931
    @ashq7931 2 года назад +4

    If you were on quest 2 how do you get that hud at the start

    • @schnapq
      @schnapq  2 года назад +5

      I’m using a quest 2 connected to my pc with oculus link

  • @dylans5709
    @dylans5709 Год назад

    Bro, this guy has the need for speed

  • @sxv209
    @sxv209 10 месяцев назад

    I think the agent is high since he’s clicking all the buttons

  • @sxv209
    @sxv209 10 месяцев назад

    When someone accidentally farted in the elevator 7:38

  • @AidanDaGreat
    @AidanDaGreat 6 месяцев назад

    How to speedrun:
    Step one: Seizure
    Step four: Profit

  • @danielconstantin3815
    @danielconstantin3815 Год назад

    Imagine his hands in real life

  • @austinhalley5697
    @austinhalley5697 Год назад

    I did one but you need ALL souvenirs and speedrun watches 36 minutes

  • @thegrandestbazaar4800
    @thegrandestbazaar4800 Год назад

    Very good

  • @Ster3166
    @Ster3166 6 месяцев назад

    How do you get the time without loads?

    • @schnapq
      @schnapq  5 месяцев назад +1

      subtract the loading screen time from the real time (either when the screen is completely black or when there is a loading splash screen)

  • @VHS_Serenity
    @VHS_Serenity 10 месяцев назад

    the constant zapping at the end was really anoying

  • @coolandamazingchicken6165
    @coolandamazingchicken6165 11 месяцев назад

    bro glitched that ending bad 😂

  • @holodo4ek12
    @holodo4ek12 7 месяцев назад

    What version is he using. Oculus or steam Vr?

    • @schnapq
      @schnapq  7 месяцев назад +1

      i’m connected to a pc with pcvr but the game is through the oculus store

    • @holodo4ek12
      @holodo4ek12 7 месяцев назад

      @@schnapq im asking because of this moment 3:24 . Why i cant get into this moving table. i have black screen

    • @schnapq
      @schnapq  7 месяцев назад +1

      @@holodo4ek12 that's actually because you need to do an out of bounds glitch to access that. Check out the out of bounds section of this video for more info: ruclips.net/video/eAHLUskKD0Q/видео.html&ab_channel=Schnapq

    • @holodo4ek12
      @holodo4ek12 7 месяцев назад

      @@schnapq TY

  • @Theboywithoutauke
    @Theboywithoutauke 4 месяца назад

    Bro is faster than my dad

  • @SirBritishTG
    @SirBritishTG Год назад

    Bro had ENOUGH with the game

  • @LorvinWolf
    @LorvinWolf Год назад +1

    Congratulations you now have ADHD and Epilepsy.

  • @jacobliddiard8493
    @jacobliddiard8493 Год назад

    PUT THE CABLES BACK IN THE ELEVATOR

  • @drzor2662
    @drzor2662 Год назад +1

    Im late but still this is so fast

  • @louierodeghiero5827
    @louierodeghiero5827 8 месяцев назад +1

    are you acoustic

    • @schnapq
      @schnapq  8 месяцев назад +1

      i’m electric

  • @Noicer_wastaken
    @Noicer_wastaken Год назад +1

    Bro the clicking too fast. 💀

  • @MajorSnake95
    @MajorSnake95 4 месяца назад

    Good run, but ya did kind of cheat, putting ya head in food cart and the elevator in my eyes don't count, and the spamming is so unnecessary, can tell you are board while doing this.

    • @schnapq
      @schnapq  4 месяца назад +2

      this wasn't a glitchless run. you can see the rules on speedrun.com if you want to learn more. Funnily enough, the spamming is actually the most necessary part of the run, as the overload of sounds skips dialogue when done fast enough. Hope this helps