I was moving past a girl at work, and she said “thank you” instead of “excuse me” and then I responded “yep” like I do when people thank me for little things.
I'm a digital artist and there was one time that I got so used to drawing on a tablet, that when I drew on paper again, I reached my hand to the top left of the paper to press the imaginary undo button.
ohmygod this gave me a flashback, i said this to my dad over the phone on my birthday when i was 8 and i felt soooo stupid i wanted to get off the phone immediately because he laughed. I never realized until now he wasn't laughing at me, it must have been cute but i was mortified
In the begining of school year we have to copy the class criterias and i just looked and pressed ctrl+C in the notebook and did it again because it wasn't working, then i realised
I've tried to quicksave and CTRL - Z. 😂 Quicksave usually happens sometimes when i've been playing Skyrim and/or Fallout a lot. And Ctrl -z when i've drawn a lot on photoshop.
One time when I was ringing someone up I asked if they wanted their receipt. Most people say no and i just crumble it up and throw it away, but this person said yes and I accidentally crumbled it up and gave it to them.
Don't worry, I accidentally called a customer mom 🙃 OH AND TODAY I ACCIDENTALLY SAID "I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON YOU" INSTEAD OF "I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON IT" TO A HOT CUSTOMER 😂😭
I sometimes lose my own glasses on my face and start looking for them, not really understanding that I wouldn’t be able to see what I was doing without them...
This is an obsession (worrying you forgot the soap) and a compulsion (keep washing your hands) not necessarily a sign of OCD unless this happens to you a lot.
I've looked for my phone while talking on the very phone I was looking for, and then, for about 20 minutes, looked for my phone, and would have kept looking if my mom hadn't pointed out I was on that very phone I believed was lost. I'm a total idiot.
Sometimes, I'm just walking in the street and then I get a phone call so I answer and put my other hand in my pocket. Touching my pockets and not feeling my phone, I start stressing out thinking I lost it when I realise I'm currently using it.
One time I was having a sleepover, and one of my friends parents said, "have a fun sleepover!" And I said back, "you too!" Then I closed the door awkwardly...
I had an hour long *phone* conversation with my friend and she was on there helping me look for my phone the whole time. U didn't realize till she said "check under the bed" I said "ok I'ma set u down real quick" I look over then there's a long pause and then we both start busting out laughing. This is the first time I realized I was an idiot. It progresses over time
I have one: I used to work at a christian thrift store and we would say "Welcome to Karm Stores" everytime someone came in (which had a bell that would ding to alert us.) We were super short staffed and I had worked a week full of doubles and went to get some subway this day. I'm standing in line and someone walks in the subway behind me. The ding goes off and I turned around and said "welcome to karm stores!" And we all busted out laughing 😅
I've been on my phone, mid sentence asked "wait where'd I put my phone?" To the person I was talking to......They went along with it and started asking where I last saw it. They were just as dumb as I....
@@thatdinosaur6868 lol. my dad does that. I don't know why, but he just always uses his middle finger when pointing at things. Made homework very very hard to take seriously.
for some reason i'm always overly hyped whenever i see dave in something xD been like that for about two years, what kind of voodoo magic did he put out xD
Whenever I want to get a drink I fill up my cup of water, and I pour out the rest of the water that I didn't drink into the sink. Once I was at the kitchen table and I took a drink of water and I poured the rest of it onto the table.
Okay this video was uploaded a year ago but I just did something on autopilot: I had my hairbrush out and my tooth brush out, I was gonna brush my teeth so I but toothpaste on it but then I forgot what I was doing so I decided to brush my hair but I took my toothbrush (with toothpaste on it) and started brushing my hair with it. I didn’t realize until my mom asked why I had toothpaste in my hair
He's sick of saying that he still don't have anything done, he hates telling friends he's trying something just to give it up, he's still unsure of his emotional state
Jack Johnson my sister did something a bit different. We were having dinner before the movie and she and the waitress were having a conversation. As we were leaving she whispered to me “I can never come back here” turns out the waitress had told her that she had to work longer than usual and then said as we were leaving hope you enjoy your movie. My sister the. Said “thanks you too”
I got used to reading books on my phone, so when I was reading a real book, I tried to swipe the page instead of turning it. I kept trying and was wondering why it wasn't working. 😂😂
I did something similar once. Just finished reading a traditional paper book, with a really intense ending, and got the urge to scroll down and read the comments😅
Back when loom bands were a thing, I would play with little loom band figures I made. At recess one day at school, I had a figure in one hand and a cookie in the other. I stuffed the whole rubber band figure into my mouth. I thought it was weird the cookie was chewy and gross, but thought nothing of it and swallowed. Then I looked down at the cookie in my hand, but it was too late... When I was younger, I would eat dinner with my family. If I was really thirsty, I would sometimes steal my sister’s water glass and drink it all. One night, my mother was sitting where my sister usually sat. My mother had a glass of wine. I picked it up and downed it all. Looked up at my family, who were all staring at me.
When i was a kid i called my teacher mom in the middle of class One day while talking about the godfather in my film studies class i meant to say i saw another version of the godfather. Accidentally said virgin in a class full of teenagers Tried to scroll through a book because i used to read on my phone all the time Accidentally texted my mom "hey babe" instead of my boyfriend
I tried to pause a facetime with my friend bc i watched too much youtube. Also my friend was playing minecraft too much when she looked outside her window and thought “i wonder what shader that is?”
When I was really little, I once dipped a chicken nugget into my soda instead of the ketchup on accident Also, I do digital art rather often, so when I do traditional art and mess up I try to find the "undo" button only to remember... paper
I turned my phone over when reading a book on because I thought I was turning the page. Similarly, I one time tried to swipe to the next page when reading a book.
Okay I don't generally make comments but I have to say it. Roomie's videos make me genuinely laugh and smile so much more than any other channel😂 his guests are so real and the way they interact is just so fun to watch. Love you Roomie, keep making awesome videos💜
I clicked on the replies to read them then clicked off before reading them I guess my brain was on autopilot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
My dad told me to put some papers in the car, and then he gave me the key. So I unlocked the car, locked it while the door was open, and left the keys in the car. I stood there with the paper and realized my mistake.
When my little brother was like two years old, he couldn't get any sound off a flute, so he thought he had to charge it... And my cousin (at the same age) tried to use a book like an iPad...
Once I went to the store and I was buying something, and the last said "bye have a nice day!" And I said back, litrally almost yelling, "BYE, LOVE YOU!" And I didn't notice untill I left the store.
I was half awake and saw my phone beside me on my bed, thought it was mum's phone, brought it out to her and said "Here, I don't need this anymore.", she said "Asher, you're drunk, go back to bed. " I said "ok" and went back to bed. I then laughed at myself once I fully woke up and remembered it.
Auto pilot: you do something without thinking about it. For example I've casually put the coffee pan into the fridge instead of the milk carton a few times, etc.
It kind of does. You stopped thinking about what you were doing, and so your brain filled in "I'm putting something away in the fridge," and did that thing.
I know I should put this on Reddit but, I've been looking frantically for my phone, baring in mind I'm watching this on my phone, And realize "Oh shizzles it's in my hand."
Surprisingly I found myself playing on an instrument in autopilot mode many times. Not that I started in autopilot mode but I stopped paying attention during it and realised I'm actually still playing my instrument two pages later.
I was about to say same, but now that I think about it, I do speed building stuff with my hands(I'm a percussionist) all the time and rhythms and stuff, so I actually do some music practicing on autopilot
I study Spanish for a long time. And once when I was in tren going somewhere, a lady came and ask something in Czech (my national lenguage) but I accidentally replied in Spanish instead of Czech and then I was so embarrassed that I freezed and was not able to say anything cause I was still thinking in Spanish not able of embarrassment to say anything in my national lenguage. God thanks someone else replied and ended my nightmare. And sometimes when I talk I put in between of my talking some Spanish words instead. So I speak Czech and it is looking like Czech word, Czech word, Czech word, Czech word, Spanish word Czech word.
This is me when it comes to english and Romanian(my national language). When I'm talking with my friend I'm literally talking like this: Romanian word, English word, English word, Romanian word
I used to always find myself hugging strangers after having a conversation with them because that's what I did normally with friends after saying goodbye. It usually took me a few minutes to realize what I did.
Here is 3 things i have done on auto pilot: one time i was talking to my friend at school (i was 8) and said to her "i love you" and she just responded with "i guess im lesbian now" before i relised what i said 2: somtimes when i get changed i take of my jeans, put on my pj bottoms and take them of 3: some times when i get dressed i put on my jeans and take them of again
Pilot: _turns on autopilot mode_
Also pilot: _plays Flight Simulator 2018_
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**Pushes the autopilot button in the game**
aloalix lmao
I Just saw you on kalvins channel or somewhere else idk
Plot twist: He tries level 1 and crashes
Me: not wearing my glasses
Also me: pushing up my glasses that aren't there
I do that when I wear contacts
SAME
@@qewdascz1839 great name you have there
Me
I'm so happy I'm not the only one!
I was moving past a girl at work, and she said “thank you” instead of “excuse me” and then I responded “yep” like I do when people thank me for little things.
@@althealligator1467 Nah, his guns did not have any ammo.
@@retrobit5973 shame
Edit: I never deleted my earlier reply. I don't remember what it said, but where the hell is it?
I felt that
Whep
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I'm a digital artist and there was one time that I got so used to drawing on a tablet, that when I drew on paper again, I reached my hand to the top left of the paper to press the imaginary undo button.
This is why I no longer feel comfortable drawing on usual paper. I feel weird with there being no undo button.
Omg same! I also accidentally do the zoom in/zoom out motion on the paper 😂
Me too! I have the exact same thing!
Same, i always tap with two finger to try and undo
I did the same thing!!
I love you roomie
sorry autopilot
but does rami love you?
Bro, Dan Bull is waiting for ya
Boyinaband yeah come on we all know you and roomies big secret
I love you Dave!
I do digital art and have tried many times to pinch and zoom while drawing traditional art lol.
Oh my god that happens to me as well xD
I've tried to undo a line by pressing the corner of the paper😂
Omg same
what about trying to ctrl z, man, you feel so stupid afterwards too.
Contempl8 Tech B R O
S. A M E
*My entire life is on autopilot*
nice chanel bro
TJ Toons same bro
Me too 😭
Love ur channel
TJ Toons that is quirky, and relatable! Well done "TJ Toons"
"And my hair is red so even if i have any other problems-"
*Screams in period*
Secretly Someone that gave me a hemmoroid
"I'll edit that out later"
Fucking brilliant, why haven't I thought of that!?
That's what I should say if I tell a joke that doesn't land irl :')
Will no one talk about the times you’ve called a teacher/friend “mom/dad” at school lol
I'm 23, been out of school a very long time but even I still can't talk about this. Felt dread pool in my stomach just reading your comment! 😂🙈
I have done this to
No don’t remind me
Simmer Peach SO TRUEEEE
OMG yes it happened to meeee
I was once on the phone with my friend and told her:
"Ugh! Be right back, I need to find my phone."
I do the same all the fucking time! Or says: "I left my phone somewhere, I think. Where did I put it?"
Panda Curry love you too
@@jojosnans Wut?
Panda Curry sorry autopilot
Was a joke😂
One time I asked, "So, when's the fourth of July?"
Me too
At June 14
Bruh
I have definitely done that before
Yeah but that could be played off as which day of the week it is...
People on my birthday: "Happy Birthday!"
Me: "Happy birthday to you too! Oh, wait..."
ohmygod this gave me a flashback, i said this to my dad over the phone on my birthday when i was 8 and i felt soooo stupid i wanted to get off the phone immediately because he laughed. I never realized until now he wasn't laughing at me, it must have been cute but i was mortified
That's similar to what I do at restaurants.
They like: " enjoy your meal!"
Me:" you too!... O. O"
in dutch culture actually you congratulate everyone on a birthday, not just the one who's birthday it is lool
Same
I've done that too I was sleep deprived 😂
During an art project I had a glue stick...and chap stick.
You can imagine what followed.
... how did you get it off?
you moisturised some paper shred
Did the chapstick stick in your art project
@@lipuchanahighingtarantadou7233 no sadly XD
@@itsnotevenfunny nooooooo
Something I’ve done on autopilot is, in class, I wouldn’t listen then think “I’ll just rewind”
YES SOMEONE ELSE HAS THIS VERY SPECIFIC ONE HAHA.
You watch _a lot_ of RUclips instead of sleeping, don't ya?
In the begining of school year we have to copy the class criterias and i just looked and pressed ctrl+C in the notebook and did it again because it wasn't working, then i realised
I've tried to quicksave and CTRL - Z. 😂 Quicksave usually happens sometimes when i've been playing Skyrim and/or Fallout a lot. And Ctrl -z when i've drawn a lot on photoshop.
@@mr.midgardville haha
Lmao one time I zoomed in on my paper
One time when I was ringing someone up I asked if they wanted their receipt. Most people say no and i just crumble it up and throw it away, but this person said yes and I accidentally crumbled it up and gave it to them.
Don't worry, I accidentally called a customer mom 🙃
OH AND TODAY I ACCIDENTALLY SAID "I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON YOU" INSTEAD OF "I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON IT" TO A HOT CUSTOMER 😂😭
lmaoo being a cashier is just so repetetive that you start saying and doing things automatically ig
@@polagna5186 I work fast food 😫
But yeah, I'm still facepalming about how much of an ass I made of myself to that hot guy 🤦♂️
Done that too 😂
I’ve done that so many times as a server lmao
This is without a doubt the second best channel from Gothenburg
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Dave’s laugh is so precious
That beautiful man gives me life
Your freaking name!
your name--
Yooooo. How you feel about this comment modern day?
Felix: *_Creates LWIAY_*
-Considered unoriginal content.
Joel: *_Searches the subreddit_*
-Original content!
i mean...nobody said it was original
Lwiay isnt original its an obvious copy of yiay
Nersie Oh thanks, nobody would have found that out except for you! Thanks Captain Obvious!
@@elmoearthsociety8391 i was explaining it to op
Pewdiepie copied Jacksfilms for that idea tho
My friend "lost" his phone in the dark and was trying to find it with the flashlight of his phone
Maybe the flashlight was trying to find the phone.
"your friend" 😂
@@danischi4080 🤣 I know I know, but it really was him and not me
Lolloloolloolooloooooooo9op9polloololollollo
I have render distance maxed out and i still can't find who tf asked
I sometimes lose my own glasses on my face and start looking for them, not really understanding that I wouldn’t be able to see what I was doing without them...
Waiter: "Enjoy your food."
Me: "Thank you. You too"
Waiter: ...
Me: ...
so the waiter sits down with you and you enjoy a nice meal together
@@equaius893 and eventually you end up getting married
Well this took an unexpected turn but I love how wholesome it is
I got a delivery I said “drive a safe” then the delivery man said “you too” I just laughed a few minutes after that
As someone who used to work in food service: trust me, we understand lol
The nurse said “hello” and I said “good” as if she had said how are you doing.
I’m an Idiot. Then I ran upstairs hoping she didn’t hear that.
I work as a cashier, and when I say "hello" alot of people say "good" to me so you're not alone.
@@zellafae I works
@@althealligator1467 lol
@@zellafae olo
My mother had done this
3:14 i think i would've thrown my clothes in the tub and then start to climb in the basket haha and probably then realise what i was doing lol
I once washed my hands for 5 minutes straight because I kept forgetting if I put soap on my hands so I kept adding more
It's called Alzheimer's
Congrats, you have OCD. I used to be do this a lot...
Literally thought your profile picture was a bug so I freaked out
That sounds like some really clean hands. Good job 👏👏👏
This is an obsession (worrying you forgot the soap) and a compulsion (keep washing your hands) not necessarily a sign of OCD unless this happens to you a lot.
Security Guard: Have A Good Flight
Normal People: Thanks! :D
Me: You too
Wait...
Lol
😂 That's when my mom says "Have a good day in school" and I say "You too" 😂
Waiter: enjoy your food!
Me: you too!
Both of us: wait a second...
Omf 'I'll edit it out later' I tried to pause my mum talking I TrIEd to PAUSE my mum.
morgz confirmed
I have thrown out my steel spoon with my yogurt cup multiple times.
I was looking for my phone under my bed....
*holding my phone in my hand,using the flashlight to see..*
I've looked for my phone while talking on the very phone I was looking for, and then, for about 20 minutes, looked for my phone, and would have kept looking if my mom hadn't pointed out I was on that very phone I believed was lost. I'm a total idiot.
@@maiak.3588 thats a mood
@@unwrites2920 indeed.
Sometimes, I'm just walking in the street and then I get a phone call so I answer and put my other hand in my pocket. Touching my pockets and not feeling my phone, I start stressing out thinking I lost it when I realise I'm currently using it.
@@VVM2024 I've done that, too...
I was talking to my mom in the car and she reached to turn the volume down (nothing was on the radio) -she was trying to turn me down :(
Lmaoo sad. Also I like your profile.
It was the opposite for my dad lol. I was too quiet so he tried to turn up the volume
Fuck, this one would hurt me :(
Meltfire I would’ve tried to hit the mute button in the mom/dads situation lol
@@themagicalonionfairy7455 lol
Once I was asking my mom where my phone is
I accidentally said "Where is my hair" because I was thinking of how messed up my hair was at the time
this is late but I don’t think this counts as an ‘auto pilot’ thing
I call those mouth typos.
@@user-rz7hb1eh3x It's called a lapsus linguae or slip of the tongue
"Whats something weird/funny/embarrassing you've done on Auto Pilot?"
crash
Wooooww XD
My dad asked how was school
I answered "Its okay"
It was vacation
*DOUBLE AUTO PILOT*
Great comment
@@haminacan i dont know if your being sarcastic.......but thanks
@@ispentalldayatYT I was not, i just felt that me pressing the like button didnt express my appreciation for this brainfart enough.
@@ispentalldayatYT r/themadlads
@@ispentalldayatYT Damn, I've had that exact same thing happen to my dad and me too; Glad to know we're not the only ones
Once I was at the doctors and they asked how I was feeling and I said “good, you?”
That got me busting a gut how can something be so funny help me iM DyInG
Arham happy i made you at least a small bit happier!!!
I did this on purpose once the doctor started laughing
I did this once and he just rolled his eyes
When my doctor said that to me I replied. "Like crap or I wouldn't be here"
One time I was having a sleepover, and one of my friends parents said, "have a fun sleepover!" And I said back, "you too!" Then I closed the door awkwardly...
I love how Dave looks like he is being held hostage 🤣
I've stepped in the bath when I'm still wearing my socks more times than I'd care to admit
I have done a similar thing were i went into the bath got washed and did not relise i still had my pants on until i washed my legs
😂😂
I have done it with my bra
@@Lokkix I have done it with my underwear and bra
I had an hour long *phone* conversation with my friend and she was on there helping me look for my phone the whole time. U didn't realize till she said "check under the bed" I said "ok I'ma set u down real quick" I look over then there's a long pause and then we both start busting out laughing. This is the first time I realized I was an idiot. It progresses over time
omg this exact same thing happened to me too
SAME!! I helped my friend look for his phone while talking to him on the phone. By any chance are you that person? 😂
😂😂👏
Omg yes
I already knew u were girl as soon as I read "hour long phone conversation" like Damn how dont u get bored!? lol 😂
Jk
I’ve once poured iced tea into my bowl of cereal.
Oof
Once I spent 25 minutes making spaghetti and then I grabbed the pot and dumped it in the garbage
Did it taste good? haha 😂
If the iced tea was hot. It would make some sense
In a very weird normal sense
I have one: I used to work at a christian thrift store and we would say "Welcome to Karm Stores" everytime someone came in (which had a bell that would ding to alert us.) We were super short staffed and I had worked a week full of doubles and went to get some subway this day. I'm standing in line and someone walks in the subway behind me. The ding goes off and I turned around and said "welcome to karm stores!" And we all busted out laughing 😅
“I pulled my keys out of my pocket and unlocked the door”
That reminds me when I was using my PHONES flashlight to look for my PHONE 🤦🏻♀️
I've been on my phone, mid sentence asked "wait where'd I put my phone?" To the person I was talking to......They went along with it and started asking where I last saw it. They were just as dumb as I....
OMG I THOUGH I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!
I have, many times, accidentally flipped the bird at people when meaning to give them a thumbs up.
I've done almost the opposite where I meant to flip someone off but I gave them a thumbs down
I would like to imagine you giving a "Thumbs up" to your kid when he\she accomplishes something.
@@hamsackk honestly if i did something crap and someone gave me a thumbs down it would hurt more
I remember accidentally pointing my middle finger at someone like it was my pointer finger
@@thatdinosaur6868 lol. my dad does that. I don't know why, but he just always uses his middle finger when pointing at things. Made homework very very hard to take seriously.
So glad to see Dave’s still alive ❤️
NO WE WANT JONAS
But he doesn't look very well 😔
Yeah he seems a little off 😔 hope he's doing alright
I'll just note that i'm also really glad to see him back on youtube again :)
sabrina lynch boyinaband.
Once, somebody wished me happy birthday.
I said “thanks, you too!”
It was not their birthday
I can never get this wrong with a friend of mine.
Our birthday is the same day as mine and we were born in the same year. Haha.
Same
Been there done that lol
I have almost gone inside the shower with my bra on 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
@@AkizatheNacho that’s so cool!
for some reason i'm always overly hyped whenever i see dave in something xD been like that for about two years, what kind of voodoo magic did he put out xD
The magic is in his glorious hair.
@@mr.matoes207 Ya gotta love some red on the head ^^
Sincere worry for his mental health?
@@Nell-r0se ah damn yeah that's it, hope he's doing well :)
It's autopilot
One time I cracked a egg 🥚 and I threw away the yolk and but the shell in the pan
Twice....
How
Once I understand but twice the fuck
how does that work?? how did you pick up the yolk??
I have done this so many freaking times
you must've been extremely tired. That's pretty much the best excuse to order takeout. "Brain glitches. Food waste. Ricardo make my food tonight"
Whenever I want to get a drink I fill up my cup of water, and I pour out the rest of the water that I didn't drink into the sink. Once I was at the kitchen table and I took a drink of water and I poured the rest of it onto the table.
I did a similar thing where I poured whatever left in my cup in the sink but the lid on my rubbish bin was off and I poured half my drink in the bin .
xD
Hey stop wasting water
@@dranzer6374 sob I'm sorry, I promise it won't happen again 😔😔
Okay this video was uploaded a year ago but I just did something on autopilot:
I had my hairbrush out and my tooth brush out, I was gonna brush my teeth so I but toothpaste on it but then I forgot what I was doing so I decided to brush my hair but I took my toothbrush (with toothpaste on it) and started brushing my hair with it. I didn’t realize until my mom asked why I had toothpaste in my hair
I'm dying 😂😂😂
Oofie
I turned my tv volume down cuz I couldn't taste my burrito
Makes sense
Lol ok
@@Leaafy.greens det är inte ett skämt
But they probably does make sense because your brain was being distracted by the sound 🤷🏽♀️
@Jocelyn Fox it means you didn't get the joke
My mom asked me where her keys were and I looked at her and said "no"
"Honey, do you know where my keys ar-"
"nO"
lol
I always do that
This is SO me
Nice to see Dave is still alive.
He's not dead
He's not fixed, but he's not giving up yet
He's sick of saying that he still don't have anything done, he hates telling friends he's trying something just to give it up, he's still unsure of his emotional state
I know my comment comes across as sarcastic, but I do just genuinely mean it's nice to see him.
I know 😅 it always makes me weirdly happy to see him pop up here and there idk
Jeff D. He’s tired of asking google how to find motivation,
He doesn’t think he’s ever made something as good as he’s capable of
I love how these videos are edited. Joel’s personality and the editing compliment each other so nicely.
“Why is the toilet playing music?” I’m crying, this is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day
Me: *raises hand in class*
Teacher: *calls on me*
Me: Mom-
*everyone in class including me laughs until we die*
EchtWahr the embarrassment 😂😅
@@coconutaem This has happened to me too!
That happened to me countless times
i did i that to a male teacher once
My Name oh god 😂
Them: Happy Birthday!
Me: *yOu ToO!*
I do that too! **Sigh**
At the movies when the person who checks my ticket says,
“Enjoy the movie!”
And I say, “Thank you, you too!”
***Awkwardly walks away
...or the waiter:
“Enjoy your meal!”
Me:
“Thank you, you too!”
*** feeling like an idiot and wish I could crawl under the table****
How the hell was this not on here
Waiter:enjoy your food
Me:you too
In my head:damn it not again
that happened to me once when I got doordash to deliver and i just stood there at the door and blinked a few times then closed the door
Jack Johnson my sister did something a bit different. We were having dinner before the movie and she and the waitress were having a conversation. As we were leaving she whispered to me “I can never come back here” turns out the waitress had told her that she had to work longer than usual and then said as we were leaving hope you enjoy your movie. My sister the. Said “thanks you too”
“Enjoy your movie!”
“You too”
*the ticket checker* “sigh”
Same 😂😂😂
@@mr.duck1246 that happens to me all the time 😂
I got used to reading books on my phone, so when I was reading a real book, I tried to swipe the page instead of turning it. I kept trying and was wondering why it wasn't working. 😂😂
I did something similar once. Just finished reading a traditional paper book, with a really intense ending, and got the urge to scroll down and read the comments😅
ive done that too
I tried to zoom in on my book with my fingers once and I realised how dumb I was immediately
How can you forget something like that
Drinking an open water bottle then closed it with a cap.
*1 minute later*
Drinks a water bottle with a cap.
Why have I done this too lmao
When is Dave just going to officially join your channel? The legit Boyinaband+RoomieOfficial merger will be the business move of the century!
I almost instinctively answered my cell phone as if it was my work phone: ‘hello this is ___ how may I direct your call?’
MY TWEET MADE IT IN THE VIDEO IM SO PLEASED (i’m the one with my hand covered in human ashes ,,,)
What if the ashes you touched was butt ashes
LAPOPPABAH05 that’s a possibility I never considered until now thanks
@@sophks np
I'd say congratulationsbut I also feel sadness
Even Pewds..!!😂
Back when loom bands were a thing, I would play with little loom band figures I made. At recess one day at school, I had a figure in one hand and a cookie in the other. I stuffed the whole rubber band figure into my mouth. I thought it was weird the cookie was chewy and gross, but thought nothing of it and swallowed. Then I looked down at the cookie in my hand, but it was too late...
When I was younger, I would eat dinner with my family. If I was really thirsty, I would sometimes steal my sister’s water glass and drink it all. One night, my mother was sitting where my sister usually sat. My mother had a glass of wine. I picked it up and downed it all. Looked up at my family, who were all staring at me.
EMMA_Gaming I don’t even know what loom bands are
@E M M A In some countries not anymore
Somebody: "Goodbye!"
Me: "Thank you!"
I said “good dog” to a human child...super embarrassing
“Where’s my phone?” Then it would be in my pocket
Proceeds to show keys
When i was a kid i called my teacher mom in the middle of class
One day while talking about the godfather in my film studies class i meant to say i saw another version of the godfather. Accidentally said virgin in a class full of teenagers
Tried to scroll through a book because i used to read on my phone all the time
Accidentally texted my mom "hey babe" instead of my boyfriend
I got really confused reading that last story.
I thought your mom was your boyfriend 😂
Oop-
I do that all the time
I tried to pause a facetime with my friend bc i watched too much youtube. Also my friend was playing minecraft too much when she looked outside her window and thought “i wonder what shader that is?”
I once pissed in the kitchen trash bin in front of the maid. I said to her "You've seen nothing" I was 8 give me a break
roomie: advertises his merch
me: STOP IT, I’M POOR OK, I ADMIT THAT I’M POOR SO JUST STOP
Autopilot: the thing that makes the plane drive by itself ~Joel 2019
When I was really little, I once dipped a chicken nugget into my soda instead of the ketchup on accident
Also, I do digital art rather often, so when I do traditional art and mess up I try to find the "undo" button only to remember... paper
I turned my phone over when reading a book on because I thought I was turning the page. Similarly, I one time tried to swipe to the next page when reading a book.
Okay I don't generally make comments but I have to say it. Roomie's videos make me genuinely laugh and smile so much more than any other channel😂 his guests are so real and the way they interact is just so fun to watch. Love you Roomie, keep making awesome videos💜
Yay, new Roomie video. YAY DAVE IS ALIVE! 🖤👌
Dave isn't uploading much lower-effort content (which I absolutely love) on his channel anymore, so those collab shitposts are my only fix.
_Tesla on autopilot while two people do funny stuff._
Wonder what that is referencing? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I see what you did there 😏🤣
I clicked on the replies to read them then clicked off before reading them I guess my brain was on autopilot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yes, they were booping their boppers into eachother
They're play twister, right...?
My dad told me to put some papers in the car, and then he gave me the key.
So I unlocked the car, locked it while the door was open, and left the keys in the car.
I stood there with the paper and realized my mistake.
When my little brother was like two years old, he couldn't get any sound off a flute, so he thought he had to charge it...
And my cousin (at the same age) tried to use a book like an iPad...
Once I went to the store and I was buying something, and the last said "bye have a nice day!" And I said back, litrally almost yelling, "BYE, LOVE YOU!" And I didn't notice untill I left the store.
- "happy birthday"
- "thank you, you too"
I was half awake and saw my phone beside me on my bed, thought it was mum's phone, brought it out to her and said "Here, I don't need this anymore.", she said "Asher, you're drunk, go back to bed. " I said "ok" and went back to bed. I then laughed at myself once I fully woke up and remembered it.
"I'll see you in the ne-"
"Bye!"
"Sh*t it's my channel!"
_ooh he a savage_
Dave and Joel together again? They planning another song with Felix?
The Entity They’re friends
The Entity or without
The Entity I read “song” like “sex”
What’s wrong with me
I think pewds said that their would be 3 songs in total
@@anastasiapurr7691, Dylsexia
It took
Me all the way till “i kissed my wifes friend on accident” to realize that auto pilot meant that it was a habit🤣
Auto pilot: you do something without thinking about it. For example I've casually put the coffee pan into the fridge instead of the milk carton a few times, etc.
@@wardeni9603 that's pretty late mate, cuz she already knows xDDD
@@teo6384 well, I mean I was just saying auto pilot doesn't necessarily mean it's a habit
It kind of does. You stopped thinking about what you were doing, and so your brain filled in "I'm putting something away in the fridge," and did that thing.
Lol me to
"I accidentally ate a crayon"
Me: I used to purposefully eat crayons.
i once thought that taking a shower would wake other people in my house up so i went and got earphones to plug into the shower
Oh that's amazing. Good work.
I can totally see that
Oh, that seems about right.
Moral of the story: Don’t forget to plug your earphones on the shower cause’ you can wake all the people on your house up with your music
adam sandaler wait tf whattttt
I know I should put this on Reddit but,
I've been looking frantically for my phone, baring in mind I'm watching this on my phone,
And realize "Oh shizzles it's in my hand."
*I wish I could auto-pilot do something productive.*
Like automatically finishing my homework or practicing my instrument.
"Oh no, I did it again! I finished my homework on autopilot"
Surprisingly I found myself playing on an instrument in autopilot mode many times. Not that I started in autopilot mode but I stopped paying attention during it and realised I'm actually still playing my instrument two pages later.
same
I was about to say same, but now that I think about it, I do speed building stuff with my hands(I'm a percussionist) all the time and rhythms and stuff, so I actually do some music practicing on autopilot
I study Spanish for a long time. And once when I was in tren going somewhere, a lady came and ask something in Czech (my national lenguage) but I accidentally replied in Spanish instead of Czech and then I was so embarrassed that I freezed and was not able to say anything cause I was still thinking in Spanish not able of embarrassment to say anything in my national lenguage. God thanks someone else replied and ended my nightmare.
And sometimes when I talk I put in between of my talking some Spanish words instead. So I speak Czech and it is looking like
Czech word, Czech word, Czech word, Czech word, Spanish word Czech word.
This is me when it comes to english and Romanian(my national language). When I'm talking with my friend I'm literally talking like this: Romanian word, English word, English word, Romanian word
And it's kind of funny to me that now it's more natural and comfortable for me to think/talk in english
i was doing a project on temples and all i had to do was type the type of temple under the image. i proceed to type -
"i feel fantastic"
5:52
Dave: panera bread
Joel: I dunno what that is
Dave: *PaNeRa BrEaD!!!*
“I'll edit that later ”
*Roomie edits Life.
This entire video:
*My goals are beyond my understanding*
LMFAO
waiter: enjoy !
me: you too !
me thirty seconds later: *omJSDJHD-*
teacher: bye :)
me: thank you.
me later : wAIT-
You should hire the animator who did pewdiepie’s legs in congratulations
I used to always find myself hugging strangers after having a conversation with them because that's what I did normally with friends after saying goodbye. It usually took me a few minutes to realize what I did.
I thought his name was Roomie for the longest time
I thought his name was RAMIE until today lmao
@@curfimo9793 Does he look Indian to you?
@@althealligator1467 might wanna watch his older vids
@@featuringsan Wdym? From what I remember, he looks _more_ Swedish in his older vids
Oh or do you mean he pronounced it differently?
@@chalk5211 Hey guy
@ 2:30 *"cuz you would get something sticky on it"*
*What are you doing in that bin??!*
Chewing gum?
@@mirell5926 r/woosh
How old are you? twelve?
@@ashbu_guitar maybe 🤔 who knows? 🤷
Sticky soda?
You are like my second favourite channel from Gothenburg, but you´re my favourite channel from Hovås.
Here is 3 things i have done on auto pilot: one time i was talking to my friend at school (i was 8) and said to her "i love you" and she just responded with "i guess im lesbian now" before i relised what i said
2: somtimes when i get changed i take of my jeans, put on my pj bottoms and take them of
3: some times when i get dressed i put on my jeans and take them of again
Wow that’s one savage 8 year old girl
@@elite.horrors not unless the OP is also a girl
I poured veggie stock down the drain that was supposed to be the main ingredient in a gavy I was making.
Joyous Wonderland I’ve done this but when my brother noticed what I was doing and tried to stop me I said “relax I’m just draining it.”