"Do you see those fucking ropes, Gordon? If you were actually smart, you'd use one to help your fat ass across that big pit there. That is if your weight doesn't snap it in half."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GORDON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *splat*
I love the idea that Gordon is actually just SUCH an incompetent annoyance that the literal hundreds of scientists that work near him at black mesa are constantly just like "ffs Gordon you ALWAYS do this shit, why are you like this it's not normal", like "FUCK off, you sleeping in because you greened out last night has screwed up everyone's schedule for the entire day and is probably going to cause a resonance cascade, way to go HERO"
I always imagined that Gordon was a creep, can't stop himself from messing with everyone and pushing buttons, and he has ADHD. Barney likes him because he thinks Gordon's funny and Eli knows that when Gordon focuses, he can really do amazing things. So, seeing this new wave of videos where the scientists just tell him to get bent seems fitting to me.
@@mohamejd Mentor. It's not that he thinks Gordon is incompetent or anything. It's that Issac considers himself a bit of a "pedagogue" since he's been at it for so long. With someone like Gordon as his protégé, he probably figures that the two of them could really shatter dimensions - figuratively and literally - and do things that would greatly benefit the world. He's a bit shortsighted, though, and doesn't really see the downside of having someone like Gordon under his wing, finding his boundless energy and "wide" focus more helpful than hindering. That's my "headcanon", anyway.
It is canon. Valve didn't want to make a sequel setting in Black Mesa again so having it nuked is the best option. And someday they want to bring back Shepard
I imagine Gordon got flashes of 20 years into the future and decided to send Breen (his administrator) a shitton of racist emails before coming into work just to retroactively piss him off.
The way he runs away after being called out for sending racist messages.🤣😂 And then being told he can't enter the area without putting on his shitty suit. I'm rolling. 🤣🤣
the first bit in this video is the best out of the entire trilogy. especially since Freeman is supposed to be a silent character. The third is good too, I recommend it.
Oh my god, right as i saw the video where gordon was in the lunch room where a scientist said "STOP *FLIPPING* WITH THE MICROWAVE", I encounter this video. Amazing.
almost makes me wonder what Scientist Slaughter House WTF mod would be like if these replaced the voicelines from that mod, i feel it would fit better there somewhat kekeke.
Wow what a stressful workplace. No wonder Gordon caused a resonence cascade
Sabatoge maybe?
@@DuneJumper Yeah, maybe.
But all I know for sure is he's been killing my buddies
it makes sense hes been late for hours
Its not Gordon that did it. Listen close in the chamber, as, you can hear the scientists say that power is raised to 105%.
@@ghhn4505 Oh yeah, he’ll pay. He’ll definitely pay.
This is literally how every side character talks in every movie that's made now.
What? You're saying there's more cursing in movies nowadays? I don't really agree.
@@Liface Trust me, there is.
Half Life movie confimed
@@thedarkartist3231 yeah because swearing isnt sacriledge anymore
No clue what you're on about
I was absolutely convinced that the last Barney was going to ask "Where the FUCK is your passport!?"
I love this series 😂
only retards find that funny.
God dang, they are everywhere, stop, plss
"Do you see those fucking ropes, Gordon? If you were actually smart, you'd use one to help your fat ass across that big pit there. That is if your weight doesn't snap it in half."
@@JPKILLER. no
i remembered the dumb mod where one of the scientists said:"gordon, aren't you supposed to be in the test chamber and blow sh*t up?"
Half life screawed
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GORDON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *splat*
I love the idea that Gordon is actually just SUCH an incompetent annoyance that the literal hundreds of scientists that work near him at black mesa are constantly just like "ffs Gordon you ALWAYS do this shit, why are you like this it's not normal", like "FUCK off, you sleeping in because you greened out last night has screwed up everyone's schedule for the entire day and is probably going to cause a resonance cascade, way to go HERO"
Bro this is so funny
I always imagined that Gordon was a creep, can't stop himself from messing with everyone and pushing buttons, and he has ADHD. Barney likes him because he thinks Gordon's funny and Eli knows that when Gordon focuses, he can really do amazing things. So, seeing this new wave of videos where the scientists just tell him to get bent seems fitting to me.
You have described Freeman's Mind
I'm pretty sure I left a comment just like this _on_ a _Freeman's Mind_ video, as well. Heh heh.
Autism doesn't explain the millions of racist messages
And Kleiner?
@@mohamejd
Mentor. It's not that he thinks Gordon is incompetent or anything. It's that Issac considers himself a bit of a "pedagogue" since he's been at it for so long. With someone like Gordon as his protégé, he probably figures that the two of them could really shatter dimensions - figuratively and literally - and do things that would greatly benefit the world. He's a bit shortsighted, though, and doesn't really see the downside of having someone like Gordon under his wing, finding his boundless energy and "wide" focus more helpful than hindering.
That's my "headcanon", anyway.
"Hello mr freeman we had milions of racist and offensive messages you sent to our administrators what the fuck gordon"
Got me off guard 💀💀💀💀
- now go ahead to test chamber and destroy whole facility
furry bad
this gives me "STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE" vibes
It's all just jealousy over Gordon getting "employee of the month" recently.... at least assuming Opposing Force is canon
It is canon. Valve didn't want to make a sequel setting in Black Mesa again so having it nuked is the best option. And someday they want to bring back Shepard
0:06 Bro did it, he acheved the world record.
I imagine Gordon got flashes of 20 years into the future and decided to send Breen (his administrator) a shitton of racist emails before coming into work just to retroactively piss him off.
This Freemanphobia makes me wanna cry
All salaries were cut. But no one dares to quit.
"Fuck you Gordon" is one of the best lines to foreshadow the disaster of the cascade
“WHAT THE FUCK GORDON” Gordon can’t catch a break
how is this so accurate to the average internet user, especially the first second
this is an accurate representation of interacting with coworkers on a daily basis
Gordon Freeman. if he forgot to take his pills:
The panicky walk is just perfect.
what did gordon do to piss this many staff off 💀
Send mutliple racist and offensive messages to the administrators
@@pedromiguelsousa7134
And getting employee of the month
He pushed the wrong button and made a nuclear disaster
POV: you watched this more than once
Freeman's Mind: the Reckoning
The way he runs away after being called out for sending racist messages.🤣😂 And then being told he can't enter the area without putting on his shitty suit. I'm rolling. 🤣🤣
It's time to use impulse 101
"Gordon This Is The 16th Time This Month That You've Been Late! You Better Not Be Late Again Tomorrow."
Maybe Gordon caused the resonance cascade after getting shit on by his co workers and couldn't take it anymore
First security guard broke the 4th wall mind-blowing 🤯
Gordon was a quiet kid, now man. And you know what happens to quiet kids when you mouth off to them.
They will no longer share their morphines with you :(
"millions" of messages? That's dedication right there
*0:06** most polite COD player*
0:25 Damm chill buddy
Lol, this is just the first episode of Archer
"ARCHER GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"
And then Gordon went Postal ;)
Gordon is literally me
0:04 Barney: Hello Mr. Freeman I had millions of racist and offensive messages You sended to Our Administrators. What The Fuck Gordon!? Now get-
When the game resembles the NPCs of Postal 2:
wow this is so realistic, it's just like my actual workplace
Dr.Eli wasnt havin it today
Link in description doesn't work anymore, the mod is called "Half Life Offensive AI" if want to play it.
now the headcrab says: "f*** you" when he attacks
Gotta get that PG rating somehow.
At this point I think the scientists deserved to die in the resonance cascade
Sending racist messages?? I knew I loved Gordon already but now it's official!
omfg thats perfect
1 said, good morning Gordon while the other one decided to roast him like he’s a block
I’ve never played this game but if I was told this was real I’d probably believe it
why when he said "What the f*ck Gordon!" it was funny to me a bit
GORDON!
gordon: calmly walks up to scientist
scientist: F*** YOU!
the first bit in this video is the best out of the entire trilogy. especially since Freeman is supposed to be a silent character. The third is good too, I recommend it.
Fine Barney, I will destroy the whole facility
Half Life but it takes place in the GTA universe
Honest-life 1
the typical american household, nowhere is safe, not even the home😊
Quickly walks away, me too
if half life was written by the hazbin hotel person
Oh my god, right as i saw the video where gordon was in the lunch room where a scientist said "STOP *FLIPPING* WITH THE MICROWAVE", I encounter this video. Amazing.
Gordon: chill im just trying to say hi :(
HA HA THEY USED PROFANE LANGUAGE XD
Now this wants me to commit impulse 101
I love Half-life. I remember resonance cascade.
The first bit is just COD
Every COD lobby in the whole world
When the fuck did I say this?
Idk
makes me feel bad for him
It seems Gordon and Eli didn't get along too well 💀
if the original dub was this way, i would get the h.e.v. suit much faster
If vivizie pop wrote half life lol
Lore of Half life but the scientists can speak up their minds 2 momentum 100
WTF GORDON
OMG this video has got over 200 views in the past 1 hour:))))))
i randomly saw it on my recommended page xd
no i will not follow this chain
The FUCK YOU GORDON at 0:25 absolutely took me out
Baeu is Afraid 2023
Half life but it's a fever dream
"sended"
hilarious
Omg racism is soooo baaddd
Angry-Life or Angry Mesa
Angry-Life
Half-Angry
Angry Mesa when its Black Mesa with offensive AI
"You SENDED" Of course the mod maker failed
They deleted the mod in the website.....why? What sort of agenda could they have for removing a creative mod
Nice Dialogue
almost makes me wonder what Scientist Slaughter House WTF mod would be like if these replaced the voicelines from that mod, i feel it would fit better there somewhat kekeke.
GIVE ME A THIS MOD!! - CH***Y
I wonder what would they say after resonance cascade
0:05 💀
0:06 I told you To DON'T OPEN THIS MF
Half life if it was written by vivziepop
Did you use AI to imitate the original voices? It sounds very good.
It's not his
It’s a mod
Brilliant
"sended"
Yep, thats better
Half life directed by Justin Roiland
IM POOPING!!
Hot
XD
These angry guys needs to go out to touch some grass.
Rick and Morty version
I did it and I will do it again
Half life it was written by Vivziepop
Holy kek
AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE
almost 10k views:))))))))))))))))))
Good lord your mouse sensitivity